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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:42 AM Author: puce underhanded space wrinkle
He just got back from Cabo spring break with his buddies. the following is the e-mail he sent me.
Quick funny rage story that you guys will appreciate...
So one night we're all out at the club 'Squid Roe' in Cabo (shitshow rage bar) and we had been raging for like 12-15 hours (no joke), because some of us started crushing drinks at noon at the pool. Well about 3am rolls around, and a bunch of my friends start peeling off and heading home. I was in the zone at this point, and I say "Not now chief... I'm staying."
So I then find myself a hot lady friend, we start dancing and hanging out and talking, and she and her friend "claimed" to go to Arkansas and were 20 years old (my chick later told me they went to 'Harding,' which was in Arkansas). They then asked me where I went, and I said I went to business school. *pause* ... "Where?".. "Umm... Harvard." They don't believe me at all. I also claim I'm 24 years old.
So I then proceeded to show them the rubber 'live strong' type bracelet that our group had made for our trip, that said "WINNING in Cabo, HBS SB 2K11" and I told them what HBS stood for. They still don't believe me. Then in tribute to one of my buddies who had done this at a bar once in total jest, I pull out my HBS ID, flash it to them, then put it in my mouth while continuing to dance. Boom. Game over. Making out with her on the dancefloor, then at like 430-5am she asks me to leave.
So it turns out that the house she was staying in was in the same hill housing complex that I was staying in, which ended up being pretty convenient. Because at like 7am after hooking up, she says "One thing I forgot to tell you... my friend's dad is staying here with us. You can't be here when he gets up or he'll freak out." I grab my shit and GTF out of there. But luckily for me, I knew where I was and had a short walk home.
She wanted me to meet up with her the following day, but I just partied somewhere else the next day and never saw her again. No numbers exchanged because I didnt have my phone, so I figured that was the end of that. All my friends were convinced she was actually in high school and she was probably 17 years old (lying about the college, friend's dad staying with them, etc.). So we all started referring to her as my hot high school gf.
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Then today, I get a facebook friend request. I accept it. I first see that she is indeed 20 years old, and does go to Harding. I look at her photos. Check it out:
The last two photos are screenshots from her Facebook account. Check out the captions at the bottom of the photos. The second one is her wearing my bracelet the following day.
Hahahahah, epic rage. Winning!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566270) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:54 AM Author: cracking peach piazza
and this is the sad thing about strivers
they strive and strive, often because they think getting into x business school, or having x car, or having y job, will finally land them hot girls.
the reality is far different. 1) those hot girls will still notice your completely lacking personality and overcompensation tactics and will be turned off, and 2) if you do manage to land that hot girl you've always coveted, she will be a gold digger looking for her next big score.
in other words: you'll continue to be a striver, working 60+ hour weeks, just so you can keep some blonde whore who doesn't love you and is just waiting for the day she can cash in
should've just been born good looking, bro
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566342) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 10:53 AM Author: Razzmatazz Persian Ladyboy
i liked it, yes run of the mill, but i enjoyed. Indubitably, however, this is subtle "if i get into harvard, i am going to get laid" trolling. Citing a self-serving and reaffirming narrative...awaiting all poasters to ultimately, respond...of course he got laid, he went to HBS!
good luck, tho getting in.most indubitably, good luck
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566325) |
Date: March 21st, 2011 10:54 AM Author: Flirting chestnut market
You're a terrible poaster and, undoubtedly, a terrible person.
Fuck you OP.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566336) |
Date: March 21st, 2011 10:54 AM Author: big ruby gas station
lol so he gets laid so rarely that he sends a tl;dr email to his BOYZ about it?
EPIC RAGE!!!!!!!!! WINNING!!!!!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566339) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:05 AM Author: cracking peach piazza
oh but remember
he goes to HBS
being a HBS pimply faced striver who can't get laid unless he's got a credit card in his hand is better than being an alpha 6'2 sec ex-linebacker who can fuck 9's by simply pointing at his dick (Hippo Beach Master)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566413) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:18 AM Author: cracking peach piazza
LOL
you have no idea who i am, but i can assure you that i'm not a "washed out football player"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566480)
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:27 AM Author: heady native
You mean that your friend was so inept with girls that he had to show her his HBS ID to even convince this girl to kiss him?
Also flame that a Southern 20-year-old who went to a university that I haven't even heard of would be like "OOOH HBS!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566517) |
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Date: March 21st, 2011 11:51 AM Author: heady native
"why do you think people are so obsessed with going there?"
Not everyone is. The kind of girl who attends college at some no-name place in Arkansas is not going to be obsessed with getting into Harvard, nor will she share the same concept of prestige of her Northeastern prep school counterparts.
Everyone acknowledges that smart people and some rich people go to Harvard. A girl from a no-name Arkansas college may think that's impressive on its face but the H-bomb won't get her panties as wet as hooking up with the big man on campus.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566673) |
Date: March 21st, 2011 11:36 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alpha lettuce
FWIW, a 21 year old Central Illinois student on spring break bought me MULTIPLE shots and beers on Saturday night. I'm in my 30s.
EPIC RAGE!! WINNING!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566569) |
Date: March 21st, 2011 11:50 AM Author: Glassy address hominid
"Not now chief... I'm staying."
this sounds like a 15 year old loser's fantasy of what his mid-20s will be like
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17566663) |
Date: March 21st, 2011 5:53 PM Author: puce underhanded space wrinkle
ok. here's the pic as i promised. my friend's face has obviously been blocked out.
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2928/raginghbs.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17569034) |
Date: March 22nd, 2011 6:48 AM Author: Beta very tactful house community account
1. what kind of socially fagtarded tools make fake livestrong bracelets for any occasion, let alone something as mundane as a bro trip to mexico?
2. who writes email as "e-mail?" how is this dude an HBS candidate and yet somehow doesn't live in the same world as the rest of us where email is spelled as 'email.'
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574279) |
Date: March 22nd, 2011 9:10 AM Author: Dashing halford stead
for the record, am i an enormous loser for thinking to myself "13 straight hours of partying? holy shit i feel tired just reading that"?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17574374)
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Date: March 22nd, 2011 1:07 PM Author: topaz trip university
have you ever gone to cabo for spring break? i don't think i've ever gone to squid roe and NOT ended up in some drunken hook up w/ a dude.
it's like shooting fish in the barrel. if he needed HBS to close the deal (on a college girl no less, not a hot newport beach 16 year old), that doesn't make for an impressive story.
also, i'm a bit surprised that they went to cabo for spring break. all the HBS/GSB people i know go to places like monaco and dubai and shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1596016&forum_id=2#17575484) |
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