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Poll: How long do you last in bed?
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:42 PM Author: Stimulating black locale candlestick maker went an hour and a half last night before i came. girl tells me most doods cum in a minute... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461349) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:36 AM Author: Citrine Abusive Haunted Graveyard Seems a bit excessive. Were you reading a boring book alone for the first 80 minutes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464825) |
Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: Wild awkward headpube ceo oh i don't know about 8 hours or so on the weekends, prolly six and a half on weekdays (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461364) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: Stimulating black locale candlestick maker i could def last that long... but my body loses strength at that point. i am basically exhausted after an hour of making this girl orgasm, so i force myself to come. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461373) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Glittery locus i can usually last 8 hours, unless a horrible nightmare wakes me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461400) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: Stimulating black locale candlestick maker srs q: any advice for building endurance/stamina (like physically, not about lasting longer before cumming) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461432) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: Wild awkward headpube ceo have sex more frequently, jerk off a lot more often. that's pretty much what i did. but, for me, i have to have sex multiple times per day to realize a benefit. like, sex in the morning = lol okay i've got a solid 5-10 minutes here before i really just want to stop slowing down and cum. but then once i've done that, in the afternoon or evening i can pretty much set my own hours, as it were. i think breaking my penis with jerking off helped re: that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461463) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:26 PM Author: aromatic saffron cuck area I come ITT to post this and what do I see? The first response is MY joke. And from askav, no less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464282) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: Sadistic coiffed affirmative action lettuce varies greatly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461372) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:45 PM Author: mewling charismatic plaza outside of doggy, i can basically last forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461384) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Nudist Temple Deer Antler To be fair,
Yeah it helps that you never have sex |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: underhanded stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461396) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: mewling charismatic plaza um, nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461401) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:45 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma About 3-3.5 hours, generally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461386) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Wild awkward headpube ceo are you serious? you fuck for 3 hours at a time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461399) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: stfu TBF (aktp)
oh i don't know about 8 hours or so on the weekends, prolly six and a half on weekdays
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461364) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: Wild awkward headpube ceo i was making a joke about sleep jackass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461411) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma lol sorry man anyway, no, I generally fuck for 5-30 minutes. After most girls get off a few times they start to clam up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461420) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: Wild awkward headpube ceo yeah man this seems much more reasonable i mean i think 30-60 minutes all-in is probably optimal sex time, from foreplay to cleaning up |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma Pretty much. If I can't satisfy a chick in 30 minutes, then I just want out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461439) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: Wild awkward headpube ceo lol hey now who said anything about satisfying a chick, i'm talking about fucking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461444) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:52 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma Brother if I'm not trying to leave a chick in a satisfied slippery heap, then I'm like in out get grab bonk, son, and I'm out in 95 seconds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461459) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Plum really tough guy she means sleeping; it was a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461414) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Nudist Temple Deer Antler To be fair,
(Rudolph) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma Fuck man I am sorry I thought the joke was humorous in a different way than it was intended. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461429) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Glittery locus like almost an hour. long enough that it's actually an inconvenience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461391) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: Nudist Temple Deer Antler To be fair,
PREDICTION: In spite of polls that consistently show that most American guys last somewhere between 5-15 minutes, the vast majority of XOXO males ITT will once prove themselves to be among the Top 1% of the population in yet another important metric. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: mewling charismatic plaza regurgitate more stats about something that you've never done brah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461421) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: Nudist Temple Deer Antler To be fair,
A notoriously bitter and abrasive aspie NOWAG computer science Asian male megaposter mocks others for virginity without perceiving the unbearable irony of his position, why? |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: mewling charismatic plaza you can tack on more descriptors that you infer from my posting on xoxo, but anyone who has seen my picture or has met me knows that i have no problem getting laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461478) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: Nudist Temple Deer Antler To be fair,
Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: yesterday you said tomorrow(uvt ret.)
you can tack on more descriptors that you infer from my posting on xoxo, but anyone who has seen my picture or has met me knows that i have no problem getting laid.
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1 fucking 80. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:51 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma self-selection is clearly a factor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461452) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: Nudist Temple Deer Antler To be fair,
*Watches 30 unique monikers on XO all claim to have 140+ IQ's, 8 inch penises and 225 lb curls*
*Rationalizes this as "mere self-selection"* |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:58 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma Another, separate factor (which you're alluding to I think in a HILARIOUSLY clever fashion) is that semi-anonymous people frequently lie on the internet.
*quotes things "that aren't actually quoting anything"* |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:32 PM Author: appetizing yellow stag film brother the fact that people on XO lie their asses off or are delusional was kind his point. no offense brother, but you've been kind of dimwitted in this thread brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462228) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:36 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma I'm well aware that it was his point. It's also blatantly obvious to anyone who's been on the internet, ever.
Thanks for pointing it out, though, man. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:21 PM Author: appetizing yellow stag film brother then it seemed weird to reiterate something anyone else looking at this thread can plainly understand, especially in the way you did it, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462633) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma I made a brief, obvious post in response to tbf's brief, obvious post. I then got "called out" in some weird pwnage attempt by tbf. I don't know why you're reading so much into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462659) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:34 PM Author: appetizing yellow stag film ok brother, relax, looks i just didn't understand the point of your post or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462714) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:43 PM Author: thriller iridescent dilemma I can't relax man you're posts have me in an unyielding rage. Luckily I have some Andy Capp's Hot Fries on which to chomp out said rage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462765) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:23 PM Author: appetizing yellow stag film damn that's cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464247) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 11:48 AM Author: maniacal self-centered double fault corn cake TCR. WTF was his point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18467142) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: cream idea he suggested depends. if it's teh first time with a girl, probably 10 pumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461407) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Nudist Temple Deer Antler To be fair,
What about with the guys? |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: cream idea he suggested depends. if they are black, pair shaped and have a fat juicy ass, then 3 pumps at the most. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461436) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: Nudist Temple Deer Antler To be fair,
But enough about bloodacre... |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: ultramarine casino brethren my ass is toned, tyvm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461476) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:58 PM Author: Nudist Temple Deer Antler To be fair,
Misspelled "boned" |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:59 PM Author: Wild awkward headpube ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461515) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 6:00 PM Author: ultramarine casino brethren This is lame. have fun chatting with your internet friends while i go out and play tennis against my rival IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461519) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 6:01 PM Author: Nudist Temple Deer Antler To be fair,
tyft |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 1:33 PM Author: 180 drab hominid point 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18467843) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:52 PM Author: Plum really tough guy with a condom, 10-12 hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461457) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:52 PM Author: Floppy very tactful resort laser beams lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462835) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: Provocative Shrine Liquid Oxygen lol, I haven't been with a new girl in years. with my gf, I can pretty much last until I get bored. With someone new it would probably be a lot quicker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461464) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:53 PM Author: Pea-brained public bath elastic band brilliant moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18467548) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: hateful fragrant space with a woman? long enough to lose interest halfway through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461466) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: Vivacious field therapy cosign. love the chase. often get bored once i'm in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461496) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: ultramarine casino brethren all out fucking till i cum and not holding back? 7 minutes or so.
switching positions, changing pace, imagining fat girls rubbing mayo on their faces etc. however long i want basically, but who really want to have sex for longer than like 20 min?
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:55 PM Author: Provocative Shrine Liquid Oxygen This is the paradox of sex-having. You can either last longer but enjoy it less, or enjoy a lot it and cum too fast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461490) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:58 PM Author: ultramarine casino brethren somewhere in the middle is ideal. excluding foreplay, i think 10-12 minutes is where it's at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461507) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: Copper Tattoo i can easily last through several hours of chafing, mechanical intercourse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461475) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:55 PM Author: Mauve pozpig generalized bond 4-20 minutes. if I am fucking for more than 20 minutes, something is wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461484) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:53 PM Author: Floppy very tactful resort laser beams finally an honest answer. this is tcr. More than 20 minutes gets to the chaffy zone, 30-35 is for balls out awesome sex, usually drunk, so you have no idea what you're doing to yourself until the AM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462844) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:32 PM Author: apoplectic lilac office n/a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462234) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:34 PM Author: godawful marketing idea library stone sober, raw: 4-5 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462251) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:36 PM Author: Lascivious philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462269) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:37 PM Author: Self-absorbed dopamine ladyboy If I'm with a long term fb that I'm comfortable with AND we get the first quick blast out of the way, then I'm good for 20 minutes or so. If both of those conditions aren't met....it's some shameful shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462277) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:40 PM Author: Swollen Lay Dysfunction anyone saying sex lasting >15 minutes is good on a regular basis is exposed as a non-sex haver.
we've all had a handful of long and great fuck sessions, but those are the exception. speaking here as someone whose bad sex is usually too long rather than too short. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:32 PM Author: Adventurous Geriatric Messiness For fucking real.
It does not feel good for a lady to be pounded for more than 15 minutes. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:53 PM Author: Floppy very tactful resort laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462847) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:47 PM Author: stirring yapping milk forum absolutely cr. some of the hottest sex ive had lasted like 5 min. some of the worst went on for what seemed like forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463258) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:15 PM Author: harsh amethyst jew i usually get bored after 15-20 mins and force myself to cum. the longer i go, the harder it gets to cum, so i guess i could probably go a longass time, but why the hell would i want to do that?
i also have to be kinda careful during the first min or two, especially if it's a particularly hot chick or i haven't jacked it in a while. a little bit of stop/start action and abrupt pull-outs. but then it seems like once i cross some threshold, i can just go indefinitely. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:40 PM Author: Scarlet property TRUTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463207) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Lemon confused crackhouse hunting ground cr. i hate the threshold thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464297) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: Snowy effete state jewess i regularly cum in the first 10 pumps.
after that first ejaculation, i can usually last longer depending on how tight the girl is.
i think 15-20 minutes is the longest i've ever gone.
i usually prefer to have a girl suck me off to completion, then mess around for a bit, then fuck her. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:36 PM Author: Turquoise Garrison Personal Credit Line dont you guys basically decide when to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462725) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:47 PM Author: jet vigorous ratface 1 - 2 mins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462791) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:57 PM Author: impressive multi-colored meetinghouse generally 4-7 minutes of actual sex. if i feel like having sex for a little while, i'll hold it in for 10-20 minutes. from the first penetration to cumming, i probably haven't gone more than 20 minutes in years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462892) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:00 PM Author: Scarlet property sounds about right. I don't like extending sex out too long. diminishing marginal returns with each thrust. Ideally, I'd want to just pound the shit out of a girl for a couple minute and be done with it. I will only extend that 2-5x for the girl's sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462919) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:58 PM Author: Soul-stirring hell legend Completely varies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462899) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:01 PM Author: Scarlet property lol, you have sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462922) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring hell legend u mad, asians? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462927) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:34 PM Author: Bonkers pervert Like half an hour I guess. But if I come once, I'm done for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463174) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:42 PM Author: Soul-stirring hell legend a few hours later and i'm good to go again. There's only been one lady who has successfully made me go only a few minutes after i came (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463220) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:52 PM Author: doobsian translucent university maybe 30-45 minutes, including foreplay; 10-15 minutes if we're justing talking about straight-up fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463302) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Hairraiser dog poop idiot I have literally stayed in bed for three days without leaving once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464253) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:26 PM Author: Smoky tripping karate In all seriousness after decades of jerking off to so much porn I can basically go indefinitely until I will myself to cum. I'd die of a heart attack before I came if I really wanted too and I'm 100% serious.
My wife actually bitches about this.
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:55 PM Author: odious white indian lodge ideally 8 - 10 hrs normally 6 - 7.5 hrs |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:01 AM Author: Scarlet property it was done in the first 2 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464535) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:02 AM Author: odious white indian lodge ah fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464543) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:15 AM Author: impressive multi-colored meetinghouse just like my sex lol this thread keeps on giving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464637) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:17 AM Author: big shitlib business firm with a new girl I'll cum in the first two minutes, but i'll just keep going after that and then last 15+ minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464653) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 11:54 AM Author: cheese-eating boltzmann ape With a condom? An hour. Without probably closer to 30 minutes. |