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Poll: How long do you last in bed?
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:42 PM Author: Henna indian lodge haunted graveyard went an hour and a half last night before i came. girl tells me most doods cum in a minute... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461349) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:36 AM Author: Mind-boggling avocado puppy genital piercing Seems a bit excessive. Were you reading a boring book alone for the first 80 minutes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464825) |
Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: milky meetinghouse oh i don't know about 8 hours or so on the weekends, prolly six and a half on weekdays (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461364) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: Henna indian lodge haunted graveyard i could def last that long... but my body loses strength at that point. i am basically exhausted after an hour of making this girl orgasm, so i force myself to come. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461373) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: soul-stirring corn cake i can usually last 8 hours, unless a horrible nightmare wakes me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461400) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: Henna indian lodge haunted graveyard srs q: any advice for building endurance/stamina (like physically, not about lasting longer before cumming) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461432) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: milky meetinghouse have sex more frequently, jerk off a lot more often. that's pretty much what i did. but, for me, i have to have sex multiple times per day to realize a benefit. like, sex in the morning = lol okay i've got a solid 5-10 minutes here before i really just want to stop slowing down and cum. but then once i've done that, in the afternoon or evening i can pretty much set my own hours, as it were. i think breaking my penis with jerking off helped re: that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461463) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:26 PM Author: sepia public bath I come ITT to post this and what do I see? The first response is MY joke. And from askav, no less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464282) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: racy swollen box office striped hyena varies greatly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461372) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:45 PM Author: Jet regret potus outside of doggy, i can basically last forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461384) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Outnumbered Location Trust Fund To be fair,
Yeah it helps that you never have sex |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: exciting ruddy market depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461396) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Jet regret potus um, nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461401) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:45 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe About 3-3.5 hours, generally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461386) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: milky meetinghouse are you serious? you fuck for 3 hours at a time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461399) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: stfu TBF (aktp)
oh i don't know about 8 hours or so on the weekends, prolly six and a half on weekdays
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461364) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: milky meetinghouse i was making a joke about sleep jackass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461411) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe lol sorry man anyway, no, I generally fuck for 5-30 minutes. After most girls get off a few times they start to clam up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461420) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: milky meetinghouse yeah man this seems much more reasonable i mean i think 30-60 minutes all-in is probably optimal sex time, from foreplay to cleaning up |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe Pretty much. If I can't satisfy a chick in 30 minutes, then I just want out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461439) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: milky meetinghouse lol hey now who said anything about satisfying a chick, i'm talking about fucking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461444) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:52 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe Brother if I'm not trying to leave a chick in a satisfied slippery heap, then I'm like in out get grab bonk, son, and I'm out in 95 seconds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461459) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Honey-headed zippy spot volcanic crater she means sleeping; it was a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461414) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Outnumbered Location Trust Fund To be fair,
(Rudolph) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe Fuck man I am sorry I thought the joke was humorous in a different way than it was intended. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461429) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: soul-stirring corn cake like almost an hour. long enough that it's actually an inconvenience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461391) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: Outnumbered Location Trust Fund To be fair,
PREDICTION: In spite of polls that consistently show that most American guys last somewhere between 5-15 minutes, the vast majority of XOXO males ITT will once prove themselves to be among the Top 1% of the population in yet another important metric. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Jet regret potus regurgitate more stats about something that you've never done brah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461421) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: Outnumbered Location Trust Fund To be fair,
A notoriously bitter and abrasive aspie NOWAG computer science Asian male megaposter mocks others for virginity without perceiving the unbearable irony of his position, why? |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: Jet regret potus you can tack on more descriptors that you infer from my posting on xoxo, but anyone who has seen my picture or has met me knows that i have no problem getting laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461478) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: Outnumbered Location Trust Fund To be fair,
Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: yesterday you said tomorrow(uvt ret.)
you can tack on more descriptors that you infer from my posting on xoxo, but anyone who has seen my picture or has met me knows that i have no problem getting laid.
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1 fucking 80. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:51 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe self-selection is clearly a factor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461452) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: Outnumbered Location Trust Fund To be fair,
*Watches 30 unique monikers on XO all claim to have 140+ IQ's, 8 inch penises and 225 lb curls*
*Rationalizes this as "mere self-selection"* |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:58 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe Another, separate factor (which you're alluding to I think in a HILARIOUSLY clever fashion) is that semi-anonymous people frequently lie on the internet.
*quotes things "that aren't actually quoting anything"* |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:32 PM Author: Bisexual deer antler brother the fact that people on XO lie their asses off or are delusional was kind his point. no offense brother, but you've been kind of dimwitted in this thread brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462228) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:36 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe I'm well aware that it was his point. It's also blatantly obvious to anyone who's been on the internet, ever.
Thanks for pointing it out, though, man. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:21 PM Author: Bisexual deer antler brother then it seemed weird to reiterate something anyone else looking at this thread can plainly understand, especially in the way you did it, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462633) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe I made a brief, obvious post in response to tbf's brief, obvious post. I then got "called out" in some weird pwnage attempt by tbf. I don't know why you're reading so much into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462659) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:34 PM Author: Bisexual deer antler ok brother, relax, looks i just didn't understand the point of your post or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462714) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:43 PM Author: ruby lodge sweet tailpipe I can't relax man you're posts have me in an unyielding rage. Luckily I have some Andy Capp's Hot Fries on which to chomp out said rage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462765) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:23 PM Author: Bisexual deer antler damn that's cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464247) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 11:48 AM Author: charismatic site TCR. WTF was his point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18467142) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: Hateful razzle-dazzle feces senate depends. if it's teh first time with a girl, probably 10 pumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461407) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Outnumbered Location Trust Fund To be fair,
What about with the guys? |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: Hateful razzle-dazzle feces senate depends. if they are black, pair shaped and have a fat juicy ass, then 3 pumps at the most. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461436) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: Outnumbered Location Trust Fund To be fair,
But enough about bloodacre... |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: unholy address gay wizard my ass is toned, tyvm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461476) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:58 PM Author: Outnumbered Location Trust Fund To be fair,
Misspelled "boned" |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:59 PM Author: milky meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461515) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 6:00 PM Author: unholy address gay wizard This is lame. have fun chatting with your internet friends while i go out and play tennis against my rival IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461519) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 6:01 PM Author: Outnumbered Location Trust Fund To be fair,
tyft |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 1:33 PM Author: out-of-control immigrant 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18467843) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:52 PM Author: Honey-headed zippy spot volcanic crater with a condom, 10-12 hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461457) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:52 PM Author: Aphrodisiac patrolman lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462835) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: Pale Splenetic Cuck Kitchen lol, I haven't been with a new girl in years. with my gf, I can pretty much last until I get bored. With someone new it would probably be a lot quicker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461464) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:53 PM Author: flatulent chestnut ratface nibblets brilliant moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18467548) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: Diverse hot macaca parlour with a woman? long enough to lose interest halfway through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461466) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: mint base cosign. love the chase. often get bored once i'm in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461496) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: unholy address gay wizard all out fucking till i cum and not holding back? 7 minutes or so.
switching positions, changing pace, imagining fat girls rubbing mayo on their faces etc. however long i want basically, but who really want to have sex for longer than like 20 min?
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:55 PM Author: Pale Splenetic Cuck Kitchen This is the paradox of sex-having. You can either last longer but enjoy it less, or enjoy a lot it and cum too fast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461490) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:58 PM Author: unholy address gay wizard somewhere in the middle is ideal. excluding foreplay, i think 10-12 minutes is where it's at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461507) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: rambunctious associate i can easily last through several hours of chafing, mechanical intercourse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461475) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:55 PM Author: Mustard Slimy Pit French Chef 4-20 minutes. if I am fucking for more than 20 minutes, something is wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461484) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:53 PM Author: Aphrodisiac patrolman finally an honest answer. this is tcr. More than 20 minutes gets to the chaffy zone, 30-35 is for balls out awesome sex, usually drunk, so you have no idea what you're doing to yourself until the AM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462844) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:32 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Angry Stead Windowlicker n/a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462234) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:34 PM Author: excitant property stone sober, raw: 4-5 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462251) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:36 PM Author: Provocative pearly home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462269) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:37 PM Author: Spectacular Scourge Upon The Earth Alpha If I'm with a long term fb that I'm comfortable with AND we get the first quick blast out of the way, then I'm good for 20 minutes or so. If both of those conditions aren't met....it's some shameful shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462277) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:40 PM Author: nighttime flickering business firm elastic band anyone saying sex lasting >15 minutes is good on a regular basis is exposed as a non-sex haver.
we've all had a handful of long and great fuck sessions, but those are the exception. speaking here as someone whose bad sex is usually too long rather than too short. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:32 PM Author: Brass effete national For fucking real.
It does not feel good for a lady to be pounded for more than 15 minutes. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:53 PM Author: Aphrodisiac patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462847) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:47 PM Author: offensive pungent tank native absolutely cr. some of the hottest sex ive had lasted like 5 min. some of the worst went on for what seemed like forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463258) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:15 PM Author: vigorous point i usually get bored after 15-20 mins and force myself to cum. the longer i go, the harder it gets to cum, so i guess i could probably go a longass time, but why the hell would i want to do that?
i also have to be kinda careful during the first min or two, especially if it's a particularly hot chick or i haven't jacked it in a while. a little bit of stop/start action and abrupt pull-outs. but then it seems like once i cross some threshold, i can just go indefinitely. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:40 PM Author: snowy locale TRUTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463207) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:28 PM Author: anal arousing psychic cr. i hate the threshold thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464297) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: alcoholic buff round eye i regularly cum in the first 10 pumps.
after that first ejaculation, i can usually last longer depending on how tight the girl is.
i think 15-20 minutes is the longest i've ever gone.
i usually prefer to have a girl suck me off to completion, then mess around for a bit, then fuck her. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:36 PM Author: cracking mad cow disease dont you guys basically decide when to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462725) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:47 PM Author: jade mental disorder 1 - 2 mins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462791) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:57 PM Author: Clear alcoholic goal in life telephone generally 4-7 minutes of actual sex. if i feel like having sex for a little while, i'll hold it in for 10-20 minutes. from the first penetration to cumming, i probably haven't gone more than 20 minutes in years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462892) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:00 PM Author: snowy locale sounds about right. I don't like extending sex out too long. diminishing marginal returns with each thrust. Ideally, I'd want to just pound the shit out of a girl for a couple minute and be done with it. I will only extend that 2-5x for the girl's sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462919) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:58 PM Author: white fantasy-prone candlestick maker Completely varies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462899) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:01 PM Author: snowy locale lol, you have sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462922) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:02 PM Author: white fantasy-prone candlestick maker u mad, asians? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462927) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:34 PM Author: adventurous fighting theatre Like half an hour I guess. But if I come once, I'm done for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463174) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:42 PM Author: white fantasy-prone candlestick maker a few hours later and i'm good to go again. There's only been one lady who has successfully made me go only a few minutes after i came (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463220) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:52 PM Author: stirring library jap maybe 30-45 minutes, including foreplay; 10-15 minutes if we're justing talking about straight-up fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463302) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:24 PM Author: nofapping stubborn foreskin I have literally stayed in bed for three days without leaving once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464253) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:26 PM Author: marvelous transparent station twinkling uncleanness In all seriousness after decades of jerking off to so much porn I can basically go indefinitely until I will myself to cum. I'd die of a heart attack before I came if I really wanted too and I'm 100% serious.
My wife actually bitches about this.
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:55 PM Author: hairraiser pozpig ideally 8 - 10 hrs normally 6 - 7.5 hrs |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:01 AM Author: snowy locale it was done in the first 2 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464535) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:02 AM Author: hairraiser pozpig ah fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464543) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:15 AM Author: Clear alcoholic goal in life telephone just like my sex lol this thread keeps on giving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464637) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:17 AM Author: Galvanic crackhouse masturbator with a new girl I'll cum in the first two minutes, but i'll just keep going after that and then last 15+ minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464653) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 11:54 AM Author: carmine twisted mood With a condom? An hour. Without probably closer to 30 minutes. |