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Poll: How long do you last in bed?
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:42 PM Author: Out-of-control ticket booth went an hour and a half last night before i came. girl tells me most doods cum in a minute... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461349) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:36 AM Author: self-absorbed boistinker Seems a bit excessive. Were you reading a boring book alone for the first 80 minutes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464825) |
Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: Razzmatazz bistre market new version oh i don't know about 8 hours or so on the weekends, prolly six and a half on weekdays (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461364) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: Out-of-control ticket booth i could def last that long... but my body loses strength at that point. i am basically exhausted after an hour of making this girl orgasm, so i force myself to come. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461373) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: aromatic business firm ape i can usually last 8 hours, unless a horrible nightmare wakes me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461400) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: Out-of-control ticket booth srs q: any advice for building endurance/stamina (like physically, not about lasting longer before cumming) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461432) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: Razzmatazz bistre market new version have sex more frequently, jerk off a lot more often. that's pretty much what i did. but, for me, i have to have sex multiple times per day to realize a benefit. like, sex in the morning = lol okay i've got a solid 5-10 minutes here before i really just want to stop slowing down and cum. but then once i've done that, in the afternoon or evening i can pretty much set my own hours, as it were. i think breaking my penis with jerking off helped re: that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461463) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:26 PM Author: Dead titillating potus dingle berry I come ITT to post this and what do I see? The first response is MY joke. And from askav, no less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464282) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: Shaky death wish varies greatly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461372) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:45 PM Author: Hairraiser Orchestra Pit Selfie outside of doggy, i can basically last forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461384) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: citrine mexican To be fair,
Yeah it helps that you never have sex |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Beta Range Messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461396) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Hairraiser Orchestra Pit Selfie um, nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461401) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:45 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate About 3-3.5 hours, generally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461386) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: Razzmatazz bistre market new version are you serious? you fuck for 3 hours at a time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461399) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate Date: July 9th, 2011 5:44 PM Author: stfu TBF (aktp)
oh i don't know about 8 hours or so on the weekends, prolly six and a half on weekdays
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461364) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: Razzmatazz bistre market new version i was making a joke about sleep jackass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461411) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate lol sorry man anyway, no, I generally fuck for 5-30 minutes. After most girls get off a few times they start to clam up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461420) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: Razzmatazz bistre market new version yeah man this seems much more reasonable i mean i think 30-60 minutes all-in is probably optimal sex time, from foreplay to cleaning up |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate Pretty much. If I can't satisfy a chick in 30 minutes, then I just want out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461439) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: Razzmatazz bistre market new version lol hey now who said anything about satisfying a chick, i'm talking about fucking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461444) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:52 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate Brother if I'm not trying to leave a chick in a satisfied slippery heap, then I'm like in out get grab bonk, son, and I'm out in 95 seconds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461459) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy fiercely-loyal crackhouse she means sleeping; it was a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461414) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: citrine mexican To be fair,
(Rudolph) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate Fuck man I am sorry I thought the joke was humorous in a different way than it was intended. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461429) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:46 PM Author: aromatic business firm ape like almost an hour. long enough that it's actually an inconvenience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461391) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: citrine mexican To be fair,
PREDICTION: In spite of polls that consistently show that most American guys last somewhere between 5-15 minutes, the vast majority of XOXO males ITT will once prove themselves to be among the Top 1% of the population in yet another important metric. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: Hairraiser Orchestra Pit Selfie regurgitate more stats about something that you've never done brah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461421) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: citrine mexican To be fair,
A notoriously bitter and abrasive aspie NOWAG computer science Asian male megaposter mocks others for virginity without perceiving the unbearable irony of his position, why? |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: Hairraiser Orchestra Pit Selfie you can tack on more descriptors that you infer from my posting on xoxo, but anyone who has seen my picture or has met me knows that i have no problem getting laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461478) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: citrine mexican To be fair,
Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: yesterday you said tomorrow(uvt ret.)
you can tack on more descriptors that you infer from my posting on xoxo, but anyone who has seen my picture or has met me knows that i have no problem getting laid.
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1 fucking 80. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:51 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate self-selection is clearly a factor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461452) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: citrine mexican To be fair,
*Watches 30 unique monikers on XO all claim to have 140+ IQ's, 8 inch penises and 225 lb curls*
*Rationalizes this as "mere self-selection"* |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:58 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate Another, separate factor (which you're alluding to I think in a HILARIOUSLY clever fashion) is that semi-anonymous people frequently lie on the internet.
*quotes things "that aren't actually quoting anything"* |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:32 PM Author: diverse house digit ratio brother the fact that people on XO lie their asses off or are delusional was kind his point. no offense brother, but you've been kind of dimwitted in this thread brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462228) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:36 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate I'm well aware that it was his point. It's also blatantly obvious to anyone who's been on the internet, ever.
Thanks for pointing it out, though, man. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:21 PM Author: diverse house digit ratio brother then it seemed weird to reiterate something anyone else looking at this thread can plainly understand, especially in the way you did it, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462633) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate I made a brief, obvious post in response to tbf's brief, obvious post. I then got "called out" in some weird pwnage attempt by tbf. I don't know why you're reading so much into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462659) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:34 PM Author: diverse house digit ratio ok brother, relax, looks i just didn't understand the point of your post or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462714) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:43 PM Author: Electric cerise incel senate I can't relax man you're posts have me in an unyielding rage. Luckily I have some Andy Capp's Hot Fries on which to chomp out said rage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462765) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:23 PM Author: diverse house digit ratio damn that's cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464247) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 11:48 AM Author: Yapping crusty hall goyim TCR. WTF was his point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18467142) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:47 PM Author: passionate office depends. if it's teh first time with a girl, probably 10 pumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461407) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:48 PM Author: citrine mexican To be fair,
What about with the guys? |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:49 PM Author: passionate office depends. if they are black, pair shaped and have a fat juicy ass, then 3 pumps at the most. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461436) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:50 PM Author: citrine mexican To be fair,
But enough about bloodacre... |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: Chrome Skinny Woman Parlour my ass is toned, tyvm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461476) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:58 PM Author: citrine mexican To be fair,
Misspelled "boned" |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:59 PM Author: Razzmatazz bistre market new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461515) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 6:00 PM Author: Chrome Skinny Woman Parlour This is lame. have fun chatting with your internet friends while i go out and play tennis against my rival IRL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461519) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 6:01 PM Author: citrine mexican To be fair,
tyft |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 1:33 PM Author: Wine Stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18467843) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:52 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy fiercely-loyal crackhouse with a condom, 10-12 hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461457) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:52 PM Author: Razzle institution lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462835) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: salmon mediation station lol, I haven't been with a new girl in years. with my gf, I can pretty much last until I get bored. With someone new it would probably be a lot quicker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461464) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:53 PM Author: thriller well-lubricated lodge double fault brilliant moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18467548) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: exciting dull point cuckold with a woman? long enough to lose interest halfway through (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461466) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: fragrant boiling water university cosign. love the chase. often get bored once i'm in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461496) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:53 PM Author: Chrome Skinny Woman Parlour all out fucking till i cum and not holding back? 7 minutes or so.
switching positions, changing pace, imagining fat girls rubbing mayo on their faces etc. however long i want basically, but who really want to have sex for longer than like 20 min?
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:55 PM Author: salmon mediation station This is the paradox of sex-having. You can either last longer but enjoy it less, or enjoy a lot it and cum too fast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461490) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:58 PM Author: Chrome Skinny Woman Parlour somewhere in the middle is ideal. excluding foreplay, i think 10-12 minutes is where it's at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461507) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:54 PM Author: hyperventilating step-uncle's house reading party i can easily last through several hours of chafing, mechanical intercourse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461475) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:55 PM Author: Racy casino 4-20 minutes. if I am fucking for more than 20 minutes, something is wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18461484) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:53 PM Author: Razzle institution finally an honest answer. this is tcr. More than 20 minutes gets to the chaffy zone, 30-35 is for balls out awesome sex, usually drunk, so you have no idea what you're doing to yourself until the AM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462844) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:32 PM Author: boyish circlehead n/a (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462234) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:34 PM Author: blue ungodly pit stone sober, raw: 4-5 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462251) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:36 PM Author: amethyst pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462269) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:37 PM Author: Bearded Cream Stage Laser Beams If I'm with a long term fb that I'm comfortable with AND we get the first quick blast out of the way, then I'm good for 20 minutes or so. If both of those conditions aren't met....it's some shameful shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462277) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 7:40 PM Author: jet massive volcanic crater church building anyone saying sex lasting >15 minutes is good on a regular basis is exposed as a non-sex haver.
we've all had a handful of long and great fuck sessions, but those are the exception. speaking here as someone whose bad sex is usually too long rather than too short. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:32 PM Author: Clear international law enforcement agency forum For fucking real.
It does not feel good for a lady to be pounded for more than 15 minutes. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:53 PM Author: Razzle institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462847) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:47 PM Author: Multi-colored Henna Organic Girlfriend absolutely cr. some of the hottest sex ive had lasted like 5 min. some of the worst went on for what seemed like forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463258) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:15 PM Author: laughsome ladyboy idea he suggested i usually get bored after 15-20 mins and force myself to cum. the longer i go, the harder it gets to cum, so i guess i could probably go a longass time, but why the hell would i want to do that?
i also have to be kinda careful during the first min or two, especially if it's a particularly hot chick or i haven't jacked it in a while. a little bit of stop/start action and abrupt pull-outs. but then it seems like once i cross some threshold, i can just go indefinitely. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:40 PM Author: Floppy Know-it-all Electric Furnace Prole TRUTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463207) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:28 PM Author: Flickering high-end stead useless brakes cr. i hate the threshold thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464297) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Sanctuary Nibblets i regularly cum in the first 10 pumps.
after that first ejaculation, i can usually last longer depending on how tight the girl is.
i think 15-20 minutes is the longest i've ever gone.
i usually prefer to have a girl suck me off to completion, then mess around for a bit, then fuck her. |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:36 PM Author: Curious gas station wrinkle dont you guys basically decide when to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462725) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:47 PM Author: Idiotic headpube parlor 1 - 2 mins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462791) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:57 PM Author: charismatic theater generally 4-7 minutes of actual sex. if i feel like having sex for a little while, i'll hold it in for 10-20 minutes. from the first penetration to cumming, i probably haven't gone more than 20 minutes in years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462892) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:00 PM Author: Floppy Know-it-all Electric Furnace Prole sounds about right. I don't like extending sex out too long. diminishing marginal returns with each thrust. Ideally, I'd want to just pound the shit out of a girl for a couple minute and be done with it. I will only extend that 2-5x for the girl's sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462919) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 8:58 PM Author: aphrodisiac awkward knife lay Completely varies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462899) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:01 PM Author: Floppy Know-it-all Electric Furnace Prole lol, you have sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462922) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:02 PM Author: aphrodisiac awkward knife lay u mad, asians? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18462927) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:34 PM Author: bateful black weed whacker partner Like half an hour I guess. But if I come once, I'm done for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463174) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:42 PM Author: aphrodisiac awkward knife lay a few hours later and i'm good to go again. There's only been one lady who has successfully made me go only a few minutes after i came (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463220) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 9:52 PM Author: Slap-happy mad-dog skullcap maybe 30-45 minutes, including foreplay; 10-15 minutes if we're justing talking about straight-up fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18463302) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:24 PM Author: Mind-boggling coral corner I have literally stayed in bed for three days without leaving once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464253) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:26 PM Author: Chartreuse kitty In all seriousness after decades of jerking off to so much porn I can basically go indefinitely until I will myself to cum. I'd die of a heart attack before I came if I really wanted too and I'm 100% serious.
My wife actually bitches about this.
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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:55 PM Author: lascivious area ideally 8 - 10 hrs normally 6 - 7.5 hrs |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:01 AM Author: Floppy Know-it-all Electric Furnace Prole it was done in the first 2 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464535) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:02 AM Author: lascivious area ah fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464543) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:15 AM Author: charismatic theater just like my sex lol this thread keeps on giving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464637) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 12:17 AM Author: Wonderful lilac base tank with a new girl I'll cum in the first two minutes, but i'll just keep going after that and then last 15+ minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1698710&forum_id=2#18464653) |
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Date: July 10th, 2011 11:54 AM Author: sable shivering den dopamine With a condom? An hour. Without probably closer to 30 minutes. |