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Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

it's like Lenin said...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
Ruddy vivacious main people
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
slimy narrow-minded stead death wish
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
glassy mexican house
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
Racy Partner
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
Fuchsia generalized bond
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Unholy irate home idiot
  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
Arousing Regret Base
  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
Amethyst abusive wagecucks
  05/08/05
That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
exhilarant heaven toilet seat
  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
Transparent tanning salon organic girlfriend
  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
Vigorous bistre indian lodge
  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
exhilarant heaven toilet seat
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
Dun nighttime national trust fund
  05/08/05
"pederast"
Amethyst abusive wagecucks
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
slimy narrow-minded stead death wish
  05/06/05
he's cracking
concupiscible avocado site reading party
  05/08/05
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
Khaki multi-colored garrison
  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
outnumbered overrated trailer park
  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
Dun nighttime national trust fund
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
Elite erotic marketing idea
  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
Racy Partner
  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
Plum hairless volcanic crater
  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
aquamarine motley lodge
  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/09/05
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
Arousing Regret Base
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
sable hairraiser azn fanboi
  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
Arousing Regret Base
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
Unholy irate home idiot
  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
Rambunctious Police Squad Striped Hyena
  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
Supple Demanding Masturbator Private Investor
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
Supple Demanding Masturbator Private Investor
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
Salmon Public Bath
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/12/05
http://www.lebowskifest.com/
Twinkling cerebral famous landscape painting
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
Supple Demanding Masturbator Private Investor
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  05/12/05
hahaha.
slimy narrow-minded stead death wish
  05/28/05
Pilar?
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
lake stimulating center deer antler
  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
pearly provocative shitlib
  05/13/05
Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront...
Rambunctious Police Squad Striped Hyena
  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
Racy Partner
  05/13/05
The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lad...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
glassy mexican house
  05/13/05
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex. The ...
Racy Partner
  05/13/05
Jeffrey. Love me.
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
Racy Partner
  05/13/05
What's this? That is for the urn. Don't need it. We'r...
Racy Partner
  05/13/05
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Rambunctious Police Squad Striped Hyena
  05/13/05
Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson. Excuse me? ...
Racy Partner
  05/13/05
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and t...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
vibrant flushed orchestra pit useless brakes
  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
Racy Partner
  05/13/05
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufa...
Mustard pozpig background story
  05/13/05
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you neve...
Racy Partner
  05/13/05
Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?
Twinkling cerebral famous landscape painting
  05/13/05
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watc...
Mustard pozpig background story
  05/13/05
WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS W...
Racy Partner
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
Racy Partner
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
Idiotic Electric Halford Gunner
  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
Transparent tanning salon organic girlfriend
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
Amethyst abusive wagecucks
  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
Thirsty Fat Ankles Ladyboy
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
Dun nighttime national trust fund
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
flickering theater stage filthpig
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
Salmon Public Bath
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
flickering theater stage filthpig
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
Salmon Public Bath
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
razzle-dazzle spruce cruise ship
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
Buff University
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
razzle-dazzle spruce cruise ship
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
razzle-dazzle spruce cruise ship
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
Buff University
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/28/05
so sorry.
Buff University
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
razzle-dazzle spruce cruise ship
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
Salmon Public Bath
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
Aqua Location Associate
  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  11/12/05
My work has been praised as highly vaginal.
Appetizing ratface cuck
  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
translucent clown abode
  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
garnet station gaping
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
Dashing embarrassed to the bone goal in life newt
  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
big bossy senate codepig
  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
Shivering becky
  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
big bossy senate codepig
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
razzle-dazzle spruce cruise ship
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
garnet station gaping
  11/09/06
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bo...
Dun nighttime national trust fund
  11/09/06
haha
Shivering becky
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
Hot quadroon
  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
blathering cruel-hearted property stain
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
Salmon Public Bath
  12/02/06





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

it's like Lenin said...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: Ruddy vivacious main people

that rug really brought the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: slimy narrow-minded stead death wish

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: glassy mexican house

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Racy Partner

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia generalized bond

my rugs have seminal value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Unholy irate home idiot

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Arousing Regret Base

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Amethyst abusive wagecucks

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: exhilarant heaven toilet seat

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: Transparent tanning salon organic girlfriend

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: Vigorous bistre indian lodge

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: exhilarant heaven toilet seat

8 year olds, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: Dun nighttime national trust fund

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Amethyst abusive wagecucks

"pederast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: slimy narrow-minded stead death wish

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: concupiscible avocado site reading party

he's cracking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: Khaki multi-colored garrison

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)





Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

Nice marmot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)





Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: outnumbered overrated trailer park

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: Dun nighttime national trust fund

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: Elite erotic marketing idea

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Racy Partner

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: Plum hairless volcanic crater

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: aquamarine motley lodge

I think he means critique it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)





Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Arousing Regret Base

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: sable hairraiser azn fanboi

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: Arousing Regret Base

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Unholy irate home idiot

You're not wrong, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious Police Squad Striped Hyena

You're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Supple Demanding Masturbator Private Investor

That's why they call me I am expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Supple Demanding Masturbator Private Investor

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Salmon Public Bath

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Twinkling cerebral famous landscape painting

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Supple Demanding Masturbator Private Investor

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: slimy narrow-minded stead death wish

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

Pilar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: lake stimulating center deer antler

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

this was a valued, uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: pearly provocative shitlib

different mothers, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious Police Squad Striped Hyena

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Racy Partner

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

yes, dear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: glassy mexican house

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Racy Partner

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

Jeffrey. Love me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Racy Partner

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: Racy Partner

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious Police Squad Striped Hyena

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Racy Partner

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

in the briefcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: vibrant flushed orchestra pit useless brakes

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Racy Partner

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Mustard pozpig background story

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Racy Partner

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Twinkling cerebral famous landscape painting

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Mustard pozpig background story

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Racy Partner

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Racy Partner

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Idiotic Electric Halford Gunner

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)





Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)





Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Transparent tanning salon organic girlfriend

Best movie of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)





Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)





Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: Amethyst abusive wagecucks

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)





Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: Thirsty Fat Ankles Ladyboy

This agression will not stand, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: Dun nighttime national trust fund

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

I just needed something to bump with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)





Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: flickering theater stage filthpig

...with nailpolish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: Salmon Public Bath

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: flickering theater stage filthpig

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: Salmon Public Bath

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce cruise ship

donnie, you're out of your element.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: Buff University

don't fuck with the jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

8 year-olds did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce cruise ship

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce cruise ship

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Buff University

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

shhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: Buff University

so sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce cruise ship

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

Mark it 8, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: Salmon Public Bath

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: Aqua Location Associate

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Meetinghouse Ape

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

The DUDE is not in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: Appetizing ratface cuck

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)





Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: translucent clown abode

I am the walrus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: garnet station gaping

It really tied the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Dashing embarrassed to the bone goal in life newt

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: big bossy senate codepig

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Shivering becky

you mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: big bossy senate codepig

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle spruce cruise ship

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: garnet station gaping

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Dun nighttime national trust fund

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Shivering becky

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399)





Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: Hot quadroon

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: blathering cruel-hearted property stain

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Salmon Public Bath

they pee on your fucking rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)