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it's like Lenin said...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
insecure nursing home
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
Self-centered wine corner
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
cobalt flirting space
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
Stimulating trailer park
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
rusted spot background story
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
gaped brass school mexican
  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
appetizing box office trump supporter
  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
exciting haunted graveyard
  05/08/05
That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
180 Cheese-eating Orchestra Pit Digit Ratio
  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
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  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
Out-of-control brunch
  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
180 Cheese-eating Orchestra Pit Digit Ratio
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
nofapping theater
  05/08/05
"pederast"
exciting haunted graveyard
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
Self-centered wine corner
  05/06/05
he's cracking
floppy faggotry
  05/08/05
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
irradiated field
  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
Slate site
  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
magical lascivious personal credit line
  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
nofapping theater
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
Rough-skinned set
  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
Stimulating trailer park
  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
trip idiot abode
  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
Indecent provocative lodge
  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
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Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
appetizing box office trump supporter
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
fear-inspiring juggernaut toilet seat
  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
appetizing box office trump supporter
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
gaped brass school mexican
  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
Titillating Gaping
  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
Rambunctious low-t hairy legs
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
Rambunctious low-t hairy legs
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
Twinkling bull headed shrine really tough guy
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
Slate site
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/12/05
http://www.lebowskifest.com/
arrogant bisexual death wish station
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
Rambunctious low-t hairy legs
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Slate site
  05/12/05
hahaha.
Self-centered wine corner
  05/28/05
Pilar?
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
White Zippy Base
  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
Ruby overrated philosopher-king university
  05/13/05
Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront...
Titillating Gaping
  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
Stimulating trailer park
  05/13/05
The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lad...
Slate site
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
Slate site
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
cobalt flirting space
  05/13/05
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex. The ...
Stimulating trailer park
  05/13/05
Jeffrey. Love me.
Slate site
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
Stimulating trailer park
  05/13/05
What's this? That is for the urn. Don't need it. We'r...
Stimulating trailer park
  05/13/05
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Titillating Gaping
  05/13/05
Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson. Excuse me? ...
Stimulating trailer park
  05/13/05
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and t...
Slate site
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
Claret hateful office partner
  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
Stimulating trailer park
  05/13/05
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufa...
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  05/13/05
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you neve...
Stimulating trailer park
  05/13/05
Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?
arrogant bisexual death wish station
  05/13/05
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watc...
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  05/13/05
WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS W...
Stimulating trailer park
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
Stimulating trailer park
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
razzle range masturbator
  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
swashbuckling pearly lay
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
exciting haunted graveyard
  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
Maroon talented milk
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
Slate site
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
nofapping theater
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
Slate site
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
Slate site
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
Galvanic High-end Tank Stage
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
Twinkling bull headed shrine really tough guy
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
Galvanic High-end Tank Stage
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
Slate site
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
Twinkling bull headed shrine really tough guy
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
Slate site
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
chestnut charismatic theatre
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
vigorous jewess
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
Slate site
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
Slate site
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
chestnut charismatic theatre
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
Slate site
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
chestnut charismatic theatre
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
vigorous jewess
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
Slate site
  10/28/05
so sorry.
vigorous jewess
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
chestnut charismatic theatre
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
Slate site
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
Twinkling bull headed shrine really tough guy
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Slate site
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
odious principal's office indirect expression
  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
Slate site
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
Slate site
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  11/12/05
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Magenta institution mental disorder
  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
Laughsome point turdskin
  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
aromatic jade headpube
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
Canary splenetic house internal respiration
  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
carnelian adventurous property mother
  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
glassy pit
  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
carnelian adventurous property mother
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
chestnut charismatic theatre
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
aromatic jade headpube
  11/09/06
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bo...
nofapping theater
  11/09/06
haha
glassy pit
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
Supple Sanctuary
  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
motley umber parlour antidepressant drug
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
Twinkling bull headed shrine really tough guy
  12/02/06


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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

it's like Lenin said...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: insecure nursing home

that rug really brought the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Self-centered wine corner

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)





Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: cobalt flirting space

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: rusted spot background story

my rugs have seminal value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: gaped brass school mexican

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: appetizing box office trump supporter

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: exciting haunted graveyard

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)





Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: 180 Cheese-eating Orchestra Pit Digit Ratio

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling pearly lay

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: Out-of-control brunch

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: 180 Cheese-eating Orchestra Pit Digit Ratio

8 year olds, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: nofapping theater

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: exciting haunted graveyard

"pederast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Self-centered wine corner

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: floppy faggotry

he's cracking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)





Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: irradiated field

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)





Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Slate site

Nice marmot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)





Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: magical lascivious personal credit line

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: nofapping theater

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)





Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: Rough-skinned set

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)





Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: trip idiot abode

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Indecent provocative lodge

I think he means critique it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)





Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: appetizing box office trump supporter

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: fear-inspiring juggernaut toilet seat

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: appetizing box office trump supporter

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)





Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: gaped brass school mexican

You're not wrong, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Titillating Gaping

You're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious low-t hairy legs

That's why they call me I am expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Rambunctious low-t hairy legs

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Twinkling bull headed shrine really tough guy

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Slate site

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: arrogant bisexual death wish station

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious low-t hairy legs

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Slate site

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Self-centered wine corner

hahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)





Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

Pilar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: White Zippy Base

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

this was a valued, uh...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Ruby overrated philosopher-king university

different mothers, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Titillating Gaping

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Slate site

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

yes, dear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Slate site

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: cobalt flirting space

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Slate site

Jeffrey. Love me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: Titillating Gaping

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Slate site

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

in the briefcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: Claret hateful office partner

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Confused buff genital piercing shitlib

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: arrogant bisexual death wish station

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Confused buff genital piercing shitlib

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)





Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Stimulating trailer park

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)





Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: razzle range masturbator

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)





Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)





Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling pearly lay

Best movie of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)





Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)





Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)





Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: exciting haunted graveyard

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)





Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)





Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: Maroon talented milk

This agression will not stand, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Slate site

The Dude abides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: nofapping theater

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)





Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: Slate site

I just needed something to bump with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)





Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Slate site

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: Galvanic High-end Tank Stage

...with nailpolish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: Twinkling bull headed shrine really tough guy

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)





Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Galvanic High-end Tank Stage

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: Slate site

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: Twinkling bull headed shrine really tough guy

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: Slate site

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: chestnut charismatic theatre

donnie, you're out of your element.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: vigorous jewess

don't fuck with the jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: Slate site

8 year-olds did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: Slate site

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: chestnut charismatic theatre

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: Slate site

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: chestnut charismatic theatre

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: vigorous jewess

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Slate site

shhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: vigorous jewess

so sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: chestnut charismatic theatre

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: Slate site

Mark it 8, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)





Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: Twinkling bull headed shrine really tough guy

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Slate site

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)





Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: odious principal's office indirect expression

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)





Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Slate site

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Slate site

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

The DUDE is not in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)





Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: Magenta institution mental disorder

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)





Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: Laughsome point turdskin

I am the walrus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: aromatic jade headpube

It really tied the room together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Canary splenetic house internal respiration

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)





Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous property mother

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: glassy pit

you mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous property mother

I was talking about my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: chestnut charismatic theatre

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: aromatic jade headpube

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: nofapping theater

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)





Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: glassy pit

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399)





Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: Supple Sanctuary

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: motley umber parlour antidepressant drug

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)





Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Twinkling bull headed shrine really tough guy

they pee on your fucking rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)