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What is it like to be a dumb poster here?

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be like mandy, julia, o...
boyish rambunctious jap giraffe
  10/06/11
it's probably hard for the average xo poaster to imagine, bu...
Disrespectful bisexual famous landscape painting
  10/06/11
Yes, that is actually extremely difficult to imagine. Of cou...
boyish rambunctious jap giraffe
  10/06/11
lol
milky zippy sanctuary
  10/06/11
I don't think so. Also smart people's opinions don't matter...
Disrespectful bisexual famous landscape painting
  10/06/11
You sound stupid.
boyish rambunctious jap giraffe
  10/06/11
perhaps.
Disrespectful bisexual famous landscape painting
  10/06/11
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dun sweet tailpipe
  10/08/11
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Chocolate rehab turdskin
  10/08/11
...
Chocolate rehab turdskin
  10/06/11
What?
Irradiated Round Eye Hospital
  10/06/11
To be fair, Uh, Julia has a 145 IQ, faggot.
angry set mediation
  10/08/11
tyft
Chocolate rehab turdskin
  10/08/11
it's ok as long as I don't try to sound smart!
umber narrow-minded multi-billionaire fortuitous meteor
  10/06/11
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Chocolate rehab turdskin
  10/06/11
I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I...
Chocolate rehab turdskin
  10/06/11
I like the zoo.
umber narrow-minded multi-billionaire fortuitous meteor
  10/06/11
unintentional reference?
haunting locus
  10/06/11
intentional
umber narrow-minded multi-billionaire fortuitous meteor
  10/06/11
and another ape approaches
Disturbing twinkling nowag
  10/06/11
(rasqie)
Chocolate rehab turdskin
  10/06/11
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slippery magenta macaca
  10/08/11
lol'd for real
up-to-no-good institution hissy fit
  10/06/11
holy shit i can't stop laughing tytyty
Disturbing twinkling nowag
  10/06/11
as nagel would point out, you really havent described what i...
hairraiser mustard degenerate
  10/06/11
nagel sounds like a bagel that Ralph Nader would make.
umber narrow-minded multi-billionaire fortuitous meteor
  10/06/11
Got damn This is why you two should be together
Well-lubricated nursing home
  10/06/11
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razzle-dazzle chestnut water buffalo cuck
  10/06/11
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up-to-no-good institution hissy fit
  10/06/11
Lol
Brindle charismatic forum
  10/06/11
180
Stimulating Hot House Indirect Expression
  10/06/11
Fuck you, I'm laughing my ass off at work.
nubile walnut hunting ground
  10/06/11
this is some excellent work.
avocado toaster school cafeteria
  10/06/11
1 to the 80 brother my brother
Brilliant state
  10/07/11
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Vibrant rebellious scourge upon the earth digit ratio
  10/07/11
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slippery magenta macaca
  10/08/11
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Cowardly effete center
  10/08/11
this might seriously be a top 5 all time post
dun sweet tailpipe
  10/08/11
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angry set mediation
  10/08/11
i am in awe of the attention to detail and eloquence with wh...
Cracking public bath sneaky criminal
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obsidian lay potus
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180. Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM Author: tuna (aktp) ...
swollen red shrine
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Stimulating Hot House Indirect Expression
  01/09/12
greatest post on the internet.
filthy legal warrant yarmulke
  01/09/12
holy shit how did i miss this. most credited post ever on xo...
Supple lime windowlicker
  01/09/12
Ask al
Irradiated Round Eye Hospital
  10/08/11
titcp
Brilliant state
  10/08/11
Ty ty brother
Irradiated Round Eye Hospital
  10/08/11
no, no -- tY
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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:38 PM
Author: boyish rambunctious jap giraffe

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be like mandy, julia, or rasqie? To post something genuine, trying to contribute to a thread/discussion, and everyone stops what they're doing and remarks how utterly retarded you are. This happens to them on a regular basis. Pretty much any time that they try to make a point or argue something, all that comes out is a stream of poorly reasoned garbage, and they are rightly chastised for it daily.

I think it would drive me away from the board. How can you keep trying to contribute if you're constantly being reminded you are too stupid to contribute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114507)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:40 PM
Author: Disrespectful bisexual famous landscape painting

it's probably hard for the average xo poaster to imagine, but there are lots of ppl who don't base their self-worth on their intelligence. calling them stupid doesn't hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114518)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:43 PM
Author: boyish rambunctious jap giraffe

Yes, that is actually extremely difficult to imagine. Of course there are other things that one can take pride in, but surely being told that you are stupid and therefore your opinion is meaningless/irrelevant must affect one's feeling of self worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114537)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:43 PM
Author: milky zippy sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114539)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful bisexual famous landscape painting

I don't think so. Also smart people's opinions don't matter. It's the rich and powerful's opinions that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114543)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: boyish rambunctious jap giraffe

You sound stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114545)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful bisexual famous landscape painting

perhaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114548)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: dun sweet tailpipe

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125374)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:39 AM
Author: Chocolate rehab turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126918)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:19 PM
Author: Chocolate rehab turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115191)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Round Eye Hospital

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114546)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: angry set mediation

To be fair,

Uh, Julia has a 145 IQ, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126928)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: Chocolate rehab turdskin

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126933)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: umber narrow-minded multi-billionaire fortuitous meteor

it's ok as long as I don't try to sound smart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114653)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:21 PM
Author: Chocolate rehab turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115924)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM
Author: Chocolate rehab turdskin

I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I don't think I'm too far off-base here, roughly equivalent to that of a lowland gorilla in a zoo habitat.

For the most part, the gorilla ignores your interactions with it, preferring instead to do whatever it is that gorillas do: vomit, eat vomit, shit, eat shit, eat food to accomplish more shitting and vomiting, and either rape or be raped. This is the status quo for rasqie's posting: utterly deaf to those around her, responses that are not en rapport with anything being said.

When you choose to interact with it, perhaps tapping on the glass or aping a call to it, it can occasionally respond in a fashion that suggests some kind of primordial protoprehension. Perhaps it calls back or puts its hand on the glass. However dim its eyes typically are, they occasionally shine with the intelligence of some distant relative to higher thought. So too with rasqie: if you get on her level--if you 'ook' or tap on the glass--she can sometimes respond in kind. That is, if she is not too distracted. This is rasqie at the height of her mental powers.

Of course, zoogoers, like XOers, are cruel. (Zoogoing XOers tend to be the cruelest of all.) So, as with the ape in the habitat, we mock rasqie in her simian aspect. We point, we laugh, we bang on the glass. She reacts much as the lowland gorilla does: she ignores it, she reacts as though the attention she is receiving is positive (by comparison, freer frolicking with a fistful of vomit), or she, at great mental strain, strings together a frustrated sequence of angry ape calls and pounds her chest.

I assume that fascination with shit is the only mental property these two links in the Great Chain of Being literally share, but the analogy is too powerful to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114754)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:08 PM
Author: umber narrow-minded multi-billionaire fortuitous meteor

I like the zoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114768)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: haunting locus

unintentional reference?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114814)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: umber narrow-minded multi-billionaire fortuitous meteor

intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114816)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling nowag

and another ape approaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114818)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: Chocolate rehab turdskin

(rasqie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114819)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:15 AM
Author: slippery magenta macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125096)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good institution hissy fit

lol'd for real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114781)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:11 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling nowag

holy shit i can't stop laughing tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114800)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: hairraiser mustard degenerate

as nagel would point out, you really havent described what its like to be rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114820)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: umber narrow-minded multi-billionaire fortuitous meteor

nagel sounds like a bagel that Ralph Nader would make.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114945)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 7:16 PM
Author: Well-lubricated nursing home

Got damn

This is why you two should be together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19116621)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chestnut water buffalo cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114848)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:23 PM
Author: up-to-no-good institution hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114920)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:26 PM
Author: Brindle charismatic forum

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114936)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Hot House Indirect Expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115206)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:22 PM
Author: nubile walnut hunting ground

Fuck you, I'm laughing my ass off at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115931)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:23 PM
Author: avocado toaster school cafeteria

this is some excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115939)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Brilliant state

1 to the 80 brother my brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19118750)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Vibrant rebellious scourge upon the earth digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19118756)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:16 AM
Author: slippery magenta macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125101)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Cowardly effete center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125112)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:45 AM
Author: dun sweet tailpipe

this might seriously be a top 5 all time post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125412)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:42 AM
Author: angry set mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126926)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:47 AM
Author: Cracking public bath sneaky criminal

i am in awe of the attention to detail and eloquence with which this was written.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126937)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:52 AM
Author: obsidian lay potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126959)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:54 AM
Author: swollen red shrine

180.

Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM

Author: tuna (aktp)

I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I don't think I'm too far off-base here, roughly equivalent to that of a lowland gorilla in a zoo habitat.

For the most part, the gorilla ignores your interactions with it, preferring instead to do whatever it is that gorillas do: vomit, eat vomit, shit, eat shit, eat food to accomplish more shitting and vomiting, and either rape or be raped. This is the status quo for rasqie's posting: utterly deaf to those around her, responses that are not en rapport with anything being said.

When you choose to interact with it, perhaps tapping on the glass or aping a call to it, it can occasionally respond in a fashion that suggests some kind of primordial protoprehension. Perhaps it calls back or puts its hand on the glass. However dim its eyes typically are, they occasionally shine with the intelligence of some distant relative to higher thought. So too with rasqie: if you get on her level--if you 'ook' or tap on the glass--she can sometimes respond in kind. That is, if she is not too distracted. This is rasqie at the height of her mental powers.

Of course, zoogoers, like XOers, are cruel. (Zoogoing XOers tend to be the cruelest of all.) So, as with the ape in the habitat, we mock rasqie in her simian aspect. We point, we laugh, we bang on the glass. She reacts much as the lowland gorilla does: she ignores it, she reacts as though the attention she is receiving is positive (by comparison, freer frolicking with a fistful of vomit), or she, at great mental strain, strings together a frustrated sequence of angry ape calls and pounds her chest.

I assume that fascination with shit is the only mental property these two links in the Great Chain of Being literally share, but the analogy is too powerful to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114754)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126966)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Hot House Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749000)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:06 PM
Author: filthy legal warrant yarmulke

greatest post on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749030)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Supple lime windowlicker

holy shit how did i miss this. most credited post ever on xo?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749034)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:16 AM
Author: Irradiated Round Eye Hospital

Ask al

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125108)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Brilliant state

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125111)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: Irradiated Round Eye Hospital

Ty ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125146)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:22 AM
Author: Brilliant state

no, no -- tY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125155)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:30 PM
Author: Brilliant state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19128174)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:14 PM
Author: dun sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19128041)