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What is it like to be a dumb poster here?

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be like mandy, julia, o...
Chrome Fanboi Affirmative Action
  10/06/11
it's probably hard for the average xo poaster to imagine, bu...
Deep Home Milk
  10/06/11
Yes, that is actually extremely difficult to imagine. Of cou...
Chrome Fanboi Affirmative Action
  10/06/11
lol
excitant hairless institution boiling water
  10/06/11
I don't think so. Also smart people's opinions don't matter...
Deep Home Milk
  10/06/11
You sound stupid.
Chrome Fanboi Affirmative Action
  10/06/11
perhaps.
Deep Home Milk
  10/06/11
177
Frum mood international law enforcement agency
  10/08/11
...
Silver dragon
  10/08/11
...
Silver dragon
  10/06/11
What?
arousing lodge
  10/06/11
To be fair, Uh, Julia has a 145 IQ, faggot.
Cordovan soul-stirring site
  10/08/11
tyft
Silver dragon
  10/08/11
it's ok as long as I don't try to sound smart!
Haunting hyperactive locus
  10/06/11
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Silver dragon
  10/06/11
I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I...
Silver dragon
  10/06/11
I like the zoo.
Haunting hyperactive locus
  10/06/11
unintentional reference?
180 swollen prole messiness
  10/06/11
intentional
Haunting hyperactive locus
  10/06/11
and another ape approaches
Galvanic nursing home double fault
  10/06/11
(rasqie)
Silver dragon
  10/06/11
...
Cream Tanning Salon
  10/08/11
lol'd for real
dashing sound barrier
  10/06/11
holy shit i can't stop laughing tytyty
Galvanic nursing home double fault
  10/06/11
as nagel would point out, you really havent described what i...
Sooty Reading Party
  10/06/11
nagel sounds like a bagel that Ralph Nader would make.
Haunting hyperactive locus
  10/06/11
Got damn This is why you two should be together
Mentally Impaired Cumskin Area
  10/06/11
180
Hairraiser Dull Partner
  10/06/11
...
dashing sound barrier
  10/06/11
Lol
brass persian piazza
  10/06/11
180
scarlet vigorous cruise ship giraffe
  10/06/11
Fuck you, I'm laughing my ass off at work.
Kink-friendly Temple Newt
  10/06/11
this is some excellent work.
vermilion deer antler
  10/06/11
1 to the 80 brother my brother
vibrant outnumbered ceo
  10/07/11
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seedy harsh crackhouse
  10/07/11
...
Cream Tanning Salon
  10/08/11
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Talented Impertinent National Security Agency Round Eye
  10/08/11
this might seriously be a top 5 all time post
Frum mood international law enforcement agency
  10/08/11
...
Cordovan soul-stirring site
  10/08/11
i am in awe of the attention to detail and eloquence with wh...
Demanding shivering kitty whorehouse
  10/08/11
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bull headed massive garrison
  10/08/11
180. Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM Author: tuna (aktp) ...
translucent mildly autistic elastic band stag film
  10/08/11
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scarlet vigorous cruise ship giraffe
  01/09/12
greatest post on the internet.
jet-lagged painfully honest half-breed office
  01/09/12
holy shit how did i miss this. most credited post ever on xo...
adventurous address stock car
  01/09/12
Ask al
arousing lodge
  10/08/11
titcp
vibrant outnumbered ceo
  10/08/11
Ty ty brother
arousing lodge
  10/08/11
no, no -- tY
vibrant outnumbered ceo
  10/08/11
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vibrant outnumbered ceo
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Frum mood international law enforcement agency
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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:38 PM
Author: Chrome Fanboi Affirmative Action

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be like mandy, julia, or rasqie? To post something genuine, trying to contribute to a thread/discussion, and everyone stops what they're doing and remarks how utterly retarded you are. This happens to them on a regular basis. Pretty much any time that they try to make a point or argue something, all that comes out is a stream of poorly reasoned garbage, and they are rightly chastised for it daily.

I think it would drive me away from the board. How can you keep trying to contribute if you're constantly being reminded you are too stupid to contribute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114507)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:40 PM
Author: Deep Home Milk

it's probably hard for the average xo poaster to imagine, but there are lots of ppl who don't base their self-worth on their intelligence. calling them stupid doesn't hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114518)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:43 PM
Author: Chrome Fanboi Affirmative Action

Yes, that is actually extremely difficult to imagine. Of course there are other things that one can take pride in, but surely being told that you are stupid and therefore your opinion is meaningless/irrelevant must affect one's feeling of self worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114537)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:43 PM
Author: excitant hairless institution boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114539)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: Deep Home Milk

I don't think so. Also smart people's opinions don't matter. It's the rich and powerful's opinions that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114543)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: Chrome Fanboi Affirmative Action

You sound stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114545)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: Deep Home Milk

perhaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114548)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:42 AM
Author: Frum mood international law enforcement agency

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125374)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:39 AM
Author: Silver dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126918)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:19 PM
Author: Silver dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115191)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:44 PM
Author: arousing lodge

What?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114546)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:43 AM
Author: Cordovan soul-stirring site

To be fair,

Uh, Julia has a 145 IQ, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126928)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:46 AM
Author: Silver dragon

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126933)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: Haunting hyperactive locus

it's ok as long as I don't try to sound smart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114653)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:21 PM
Author: Silver dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115924)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM
Author: Silver dragon

I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I don't think I'm too far off-base here, roughly equivalent to that of a lowland gorilla in a zoo habitat.

For the most part, the gorilla ignores your interactions with it, preferring instead to do whatever it is that gorillas do: vomit, eat vomit, shit, eat shit, eat food to accomplish more shitting and vomiting, and either rape or be raped. This is the status quo for rasqie's posting: utterly deaf to those around her, responses that are not en rapport with anything being said.

When you choose to interact with it, perhaps tapping on the glass or aping a call to it, it can occasionally respond in a fashion that suggests some kind of primordial protoprehension. Perhaps it calls back or puts its hand on the glass. However dim its eyes typically are, they occasionally shine with the intelligence of some distant relative to higher thought. So too with rasqie: if you get on her level--if you 'ook' or tap on the glass--she can sometimes respond in kind. That is, if she is not too distracted. This is rasqie at the height of her mental powers.

Of course, zoogoers, like XOers, are cruel. (Zoogoing XOers tend to be the cruelest of all.) So, as with the ape in the habitat, we mock rasqie in her simian aspect. We point, we laugh, we bang on the glass. She reacts much as the lowland gorilla does: she ignores it, she reacts as though the attention she is receiving is positive (by comparison, freer frolicking with a fistful of vomit), or she, at great mental strain, strings together a frustrated sequence of angry ape calls and pounds her chest.

I assume that fascination with shit is the only mental property these two links in the Great Chain of Being literally share, but the analogy is too powerful to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114754)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:08 PM
Author: Haunting hyperactive locus

I like the zoo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114768)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: 180 swollen prole messiness

unintentional reference?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114814)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: Haunting hyperactive locus

intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114816)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: Galvanic nursing home double fault

and another ape approaches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114818)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: Silver dragon

(rasqie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114819)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:15 AM
Author: Cream Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125096)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:09 PM
Author: dashing sound barrier

lol'd for real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114781)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:11 PM
Author: Galvanic nursing home double fault

holy shit i can't stop laughing tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114800)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:13 PM
Author: Sooty Reading Party

as nagel would point out, you really havent described what its like to be rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114820)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: Haunting hyperactive locus

nagel sounds like a bagel that Ralph Nader would make.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114945)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 7:16 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Cumskin Area

Got damn

This is why you two should be together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19116621)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser Dull Partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114848)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:23 PM
Author: dashing sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114920)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 2:26 PM
Author: brass persian piazza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114936)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:21 PM
Author: scarlet vigorous cruise ship giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115206)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:22 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Temple Newt

Fuck you, I'm laughing my ass off at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115931)



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Date: October 6th, 2011 5:23 PM
Author: vermilion deer antler

this is some excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19115939)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: vibrant outnumbered ceo

1 to the 80 brother my brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19118750)



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Date: October 7th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: seedy harsh crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19118756)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:16 AM
Author: Cream Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125101)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: Talented Impertinent National Security Agency Round Eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125112)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:45 AM
Author: Frum mood international law enforcement agency

this might seriously be a top 5 all time post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125412)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:42 AM
Author: Cordovan soul-stirring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126926)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:47 AM
Author: Demanding shivering kitty whorehouse

i am in awe of the attention to detail and eloquence with which this was written.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126937)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:52 AM
Author: bull headed massive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126959)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 11:54 AM
Author: translucent mildly autistic elastic band stag film

180.

Date: October 6th, 2011 2:07 PM

Author: tuna (aktp)

I think rasqie's comprehension of her status on XO is, and I don't think I'm too far off-base here, roughly equivalent to that of a lowland gorilla in a zoo habitat.

For the most part, the gorilla ignores your interactions with it, preferring instead to do whatever it is that gorillas do: vomit, eat vomit, shit, eat shit, eat food to accomplish more shitting and vomiting, and either rape or be raped. This is the status quo for rasqie's posting: utterly deaf to those around her, responses that are not en rapport with anything being said.

When you choose to interact with it, perhaps tapping on the glass or aping a call to it, it can occasionally respond in a fashion that suggests some kind of primordial protoprehension. Perhaps it calls back or puts its hand on the glass. However dim its eyes typically are, they occasionally shine with the intelligence of some distant relative to higher thought. So too with rasqie: if you get on her level--if you 'ook' or tap on the glass--she can sometimes respond in kind. That is, if she is not too distracted. This is rasqie at the height of her mental powers.

Of course, zoogoers, like XOers, are cruel. (Zoogoing XOers tend to be the cruelest of all.) So, as with the ape in the habitat, we mock rasqie in her simian aspect. We point, we laugh, we bang on the glass. She reacts much as the lowland gorilla does: she ignores it, she reacts as though the attention she is receiving is positive (by comparison, freer frolicking with a fistful of vomit), or she, at great mental strain, strings together a frustrated sequence of angry ape calls and pounds her chest.

I assume that fascination with shit is the only mental property these two links in the Great Chain of Being literally share, but the analogy is too powerful to ignore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19114754)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19126966)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: scarlet vigorous cruise ship giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749000)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged painfully honest half-breed office

greatest post on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749030)



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Date: January 9th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: adventurous address stock car

holy shit how did i miss this. most credited post ever on xo?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19749034)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:16 AM
Author: arousing lodge

Ask al

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125108)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:17 AM
Author: vibrant outnumbered ceo

titcp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125111)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: arousing lodge

Ty ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125146)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 12:22 AM
Author: vibrant outnumbered ceo

no, no -- tY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19125155)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:30 PM
Author: vibrant outnumbered ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19128174)



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Date: October 8th, 2011 2:14 PM
Author: Frum mood international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1776843&forum_id=2#19128041)