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When OKC girls reply "How are you" - bullshit reply?

I got two of these. I just wrote them about some shit in the...
Idiotic cerebral water buffalo
  05/17/12
well don't be fucking honest
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
they're just dumbs.
Galvanic insecure brunch mediation
  05/17/12
those are the robots, right?
Frum Theater
  05/17/12
tcr
aquamarine useless sneaky criminal ceo
  05/17/12
seriously? i got two back to back pretty similar but ...
Idiotic cerebral water buffalo
  05/17/12
i'm going to let you in on a little secret: men pursue and ...
azure infuriating locale filthpig
  05/17/12
What is my next step in response to HOW ARE YOU? I am th...
Idiotic cerebral water buffalo
  05/17/12
rate this okc message I got in reply to message 1 i kinda...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
sounds like a pyscho lady with a penis
Idiotic cerebral water buffalo
  05/17/12
she's a skinny little slut with incredibly high kinkiness ra...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
looks pretty good. the third pic is kind of trashy but whate...
disgusting sadistic theater stage
  05/17/12
dude it gets trashier but that's kind of the point, and for ...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
totally. she has the face of a classy girl, especially in th...
disgusting sadistic theater stage
  05/17/12
looks like she'd have no ass though
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
NYC? 6/10 for the girl
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
nah that's philly. damn I just hope she doesn't flake out, s...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
Yeah. Try to get her phone number. Don't set up a date on OK...
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
look I've already effed up and was like, "wait, don't m...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
Those last two don't look whorish at all, they are just her ...
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
yeah well, pray for me, sounds like such a 180 cumslut
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
she looks decently cute. would say 7ish actually.
Wonderful Regret Dilemma
  05/17/12
totally just the shit i can try with her that I'm interested...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
Yeah her message is what's 180. The content, not the taking ...
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
no the profile is 180 as well, message is like a 170 compare...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
post her profile? I'm not on OKCupid, so don't link, just co...
Wonderful Regret Dilemma
  05/17/12
if I were to do that, ppl could search for language in the p...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
you're a lucky dood. she's cute, has nice GAP and is DTF. ...
Puce concupiscible indian lodge
  05/17/12
didn't reply to my reply though
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
u sounded desparate.. u shldnt have done that bro.. chances ...
Idiotic cerebral water buffalo
  05/17/12
I didn't sound desperate per se
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
how long has it been since your reply?
Puce concupiscible indian lodge
  05/17/12
2 1/2 hours ago. of course, though online all this time she ...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
FUCKKKKKKK "Her mailbox is full, so she can’t receiv...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
GAP/DTF ? are these OKCupid terms? lulz
Wonderful Regret Dilemma
  05/17/12
no these are terms men use about women
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
Just life terms, actually.
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
LOL at XO standards. This girl doesn't even get the time of ...
glassy space macaca
  05/17/12
10/10 Although I wonder how hot she can be if she's turne...
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
why does everyone have to be so dramatic about his or her li...
Sapphire flirting cuckoldry dopamine
  05/17/12
cause no one realizes that in the grand scheme of all the 20...
Idiotic cerebral water buffalo
  05/17/12
women don't have to develop minds or personalities. they don...
crimson electric boltzmann state
  05/17/12
i hate women bro, i know they are useless walking vaginas so...
Idiotic cerebral water buffalo
  05/17/12
Girls aren't interested in you doods so they blow you off wi...
racy onyx internal respiration cuckold
  05/17/12
most people don't obsess about the things they write online ...
azure infuriating locale filthpig
  05/17/12
I've been chatting back and forth with an OKC girl tonight.....
Stirring Hall
  05/17/12
pic?
Idiotic cerebral water buffalo
  05/17/12
lol you don't want to see that pic
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
she is that fat?
Idiotic cerebral water buffalo
  05/17/12
no comment
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
"I bet we could have some fun together."
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
fuck her ass, estrada!!
alcoholic copper roommate national
  05/17/12
Rate this message I got
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
shrewish
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
Still in undergrad. But yeah. DC is shrew by nature. Shit...
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
"finally, officially, blessedly" = 120 personality
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
"yes, and i'm going to cut you up into tiny little piec...
alcoholic copper roommate national
  05/17/12
actually tried an "I never rape on the first date"...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
Really? Do share. I feel like she's testing me.
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
she said something about, you know, hoping I don't rape or m...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
This is good. Alpha but not too alpha. Funny too.
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
confession - the girl was julia. (we're going out sometime)....
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
Yeah that's rough man. It's hard to believe how many message...
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
I'm confident she'll return and delete some things and reply...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
deleted some things, didn't reply. what should my reply have...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
"most lawyers are lame but there's still a few of us wh...
Puce concupiscible indian lodge
  05/17/12
that's actually a pretty faggy response, or at least the fir...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
OKC chat for the win, we have a date. I have to pat myself o...
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x1...
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12
yes
titillating french chef
  05/17/12
No, not at all. Not only does she play field hockey, she ...
Rebellious trailer park juggernaut
  05/17/12
She sleeps around a lot and loves to slam her cellulite ass ...
Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
  05/17/12


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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Idiotic cerebral water buffalo

I got two of these. I just wrote them about some shit in their profile. They wrote back shit like "yeah it is. how are you?"

BS response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708510)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: titillating french chef

well don't be fucking honest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708527)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Galvanic insecure brunch mediation

they're just dumbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708528)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Frum Theater

those are the robots, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708536)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: aquamarine useless sneaky criminal ceo

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708538)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Idiotic cerebral water buffalo

seriously?

i got two back to back pretty similar

but then again, they still srota replied to my initial question just added HOW R U? instead of thinking of something else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708544)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: azure infuriating locale filthpig

i'm going to let you in on a little secret: men pursue and women are pursued. women don't have to think up clever shit to say, especially on an internet dating site where they are being bombarded with attention. unless you're brad pitt or something these girls have no reason to try to impress you, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20712254)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Idiotic cerebral water buffalo

What is my next step in response to HOW ARE YOU?

I am thinking replying "Good. You have big plans for the weekend?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708547)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: titillating french chef

rate this okc message I got in reply to message 1

i kinda lost your message but i wish i didn't. you're fuckin cute.

philosophical stuff... idk i used to be into philosophy of the mind and political philosophy but my interest has greatly diminished since i wrote that. i studied it in college.

umm i like to be bought drinks. anything else is up to you. toys are good...

i have a blues voice so i'm good at singing that kinda shit.

and when i am not busy being a hedonist, i work at whole foods and i volunteer at _______ aids thrift... i paint, i do yoga, and i might be moving to the virgin islands this summer to wait tables at an eco resort while i decide what the fuck to do with my life.

i <3 jewish boys but i've never really known any lawyers but that's the shit. and if you wanna come out of the freak closet we should do that. i have been down many freak paths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708549)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Idiotic cerebral water buffalo

sounds like a pyscho lady with a penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708567)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:29 AM
Author: titillating french chef

she's a skinny little slut with incredibly high kinkiness ratings

http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/258x444/816x1003/0/4226928765680113360.jpeg

http://ak1.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/180x107/360x287/0/15150636428630517750.jpeg

http://ak1.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/286x405/846x965/0/16939659715278890134.jpeg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708597)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: disgusting sadistic theater stage

looks pretty good. the third pic is kind of trashy but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708618)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: titillating french chef

dude it gets trashier but that's kind of the point, and for an uberslut she's kind of presentable in public, no huge tits hanging out or bulbous lips or anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708620)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:34 AM
Author: disgusting sadistic theater stage

totally. she has the face of a classy girl, especially in the second pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708641)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:37 AM
Author: titillating french chef

looks like she'd have no ass though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708662)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

NYC?

6/10 for the girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708622)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: titillating french chef

nah that's philly. damn I just hope she doesn't flake out, she took a month to reply, as she alludes to in the message

and yeah, 6something, but if she's really that kinky she'd more than suffice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708632)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

Yeah. Try to get her phone number. Don't set up a date on OKC as she is more likely to flake. Got more pics of her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708666)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:40 AM
Author: titillating french chef

look I've already effed up and was like, "wait, don't move to the virgin islands - or if you do do you want to go out before you move?"

other pics suck. this one, she explains, makes her look ginger but it's just the lighting

http://ak1.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/23x0/173x150/0/8365969105398320492.jpeg

and this is like the no shit, I'm a huge whore

http://ak1.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/453x216/675x437/0/16747239130878994421.jpeg

http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/0x0/517x517/0/2530967248170592349.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708687)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

Those last two don't look whorish at all, they are just her shitass attempt to be "artistic."

None of the pictures is whorish, actually. The closest is her with the spiked bracelet and cigarette.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708716)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:46 AM
Author: titillating french chef

yeah well, pray for me, sounds like such a 180 cumslut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708719)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Regret Dilemma

she looks decently cute. would say 7ish actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708724)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:48 AM
Author: titillating french chef

totally just the shit i can try with her that I'm interested in here, but yeah she is kind of cute, you could imagine one or two of her grandparents being french

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708732)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

Yeah her message is what's 180. The content, not the taking a month to respond. That brings it down to 160.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708734)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:49 AM
Author: titillating french chef

no the profile is 180 as well, message is like a 170 compared

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708739)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:51 AM
Author: Wonderful Regret Dilemma

post her profile? I'm not on OKCupid, so don't link, just copy/paste what it says ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708745)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: titillating french chef

if I were to do that, ppl could search for language in the profile and message her this thread. basically profile was super-open about what a slut she was, her answers to questions even more so. I haven't even answered a third of the crazy questions she answers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708750)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:39 AM
Author: Puce concupiscible indian lodge

you're a lucky dood. she's cute, has nice GAP and is DTF. that's the american dream brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708674)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: titillating french chef

didn't reply to my reply though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708690)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:43 AM
Author: Idiotic cerebral water buffalo

u sounded desparate.. u shldnt have done that bro.. chances r she just wanted attention, probably was getting FUCKED in the anus by a bunch of OKC doods last month, last guy probably broke her heart, so now she needs attention

just move on if u dont hear back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708702)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:44 AM
Author: titillating french chef

I didn't sound desperate per se

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708709)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:44 AM
Author: Puce concupiscible indian lodge

how long has it been since your reply?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708704)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:45 AM
Author: titillating french chef

2 1/2 hours ago. of course, though online all this time she may not really be on it. it did take her a month to reply to me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708715)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: titillating french chef

FUCKKKKKKK

"Her mailbox is full, so she can’t receive any new messages."

it's all on her to return and reply now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708847)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:48 AM
Author: Wonderful Regret Dilemma

GAP/DTF ? are these OKCupid terms? lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708730)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:49 AM
Author: titillating french chef

no these are terms men use about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708736)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

Just life terms, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708737)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 9:19 AM
Author: glassy space macaca

LOL at XO standards. This girl doesn't even get the time of day from me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709943)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

10/10

Although I wonder how hot she can be if she's turned on by Jewish lawyers.

Still, as a first message, 10 out of 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708571)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Sapphire flirting cuckoldry dopamine

why does everyone have to be so dramatic about his or her life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708572)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Idiotic cerebral water buffalo

cause no one realizes that in the grand scheme of all the 20 billion whatever humans who have walked on earth are lives are absolutely pointless and useless.. we have to pretend we are important cause we have an iPhone and want some fancy job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708580)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: crimson electric boltzmann state

women don't have to develop minds or personalities. they don't have to woo you. are you really surprised their profiles are shit and their replies are shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708555)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Idiotic cerebral water buffalo

i hate women bro, i know they are useless walking vaginas so nothin surprises me with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708568)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 4:39 AM
Author: racy onyx internal respiration cuckold

Girls aren't interested in you doods so they blow you off with lame, short responses. Sorry bout your tiny pink responses while I'm copping them original, engaged, FITTED responses, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709614)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 3:42 PM
Author: azure infuriating locale filthpig

most people don't obsess about the things they write online the way xoxo posters do. most people aren't going to think up witty replies for some stranger they've just began talking to online, especially since they're probably communicating with several other people simultaneously. xoxo posters are just neurotic and overthink everything. if a guy sent me an email like the one described in the op, i wouldn't think anything of it - i'd just assume he had a life and wasn't putting a lot of creativity into the site, but who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20712075)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Stirring Hall

I've been chatting back and forth with an OKC girl tonight...she just said something that makes me consider her an insufferable faggot. But I haven't had a date in nearly 2 months and she seems desperate enough to give me a try.

How to proceed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708578)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Idiotic cerebral water buffalo

pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708585)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:29 AM
Author: titillating french chef

lol you don't want to see that pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708600)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:34 AM
Author: Idiotic cerebral water buffalo

she is that fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708637)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: titillating french chef

no comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708753)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

"I bet we could have some fun together."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708693)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: alcoholic copper roommate national

fuck her ass, estrada!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708751)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business
Subject: Rate this message I got

I actually haven't seen any of the new season, I'm ashamed to admit...but I intend on catching up as soon as possible! What are your feelings about it? I hear Betty is fat...?!

Hey ******, I'm ******. As a matter of fact, finals are finally, officially, blessedly over, so a drink sounds good. My number is *********, let me know when works for you!

(You're not a rapist or anything, right?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708742)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:51 AM
Author: titillating french chef

shrewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708744)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:55 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

Still in undergrad.

But yeah. DC is shrew by nature. Shit man, the Folger Theatre is currently doing Taming of the Shrew. They even put out this album lol http://www.folger.edu/store/sd4/product/shrew-songs-music-for-the-taming-of-the-shrew-1782.cfm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708769)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: titillating french chef

"finally, officially, blessedly" = 120 personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708775)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:54 AM
Author: alcoholic copper roommate national

"yes, and i'm going to cut you up into tiny little pieces"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708762)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:55 AM
Author: titillating french chef

actually tried an "I never rape on the first date" joke recently, went over well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708768)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

Really? Do share. I feel like she's testing me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708778)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:58 AM
Author: titillating french chef

she said something about, you know, hoping I don't rape or maim her and I said, I never rape on the first date, I'm too polite and mild-mannered for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708789)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 1:17 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

This is good. Alpha but not too alpha. Funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708909)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 1:18 AM
Author: titillating french chef

confession - the girl was julia. (we're going out sometime). did you see what happened upthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20708919)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

Yeah that's rough man. It's hard to believe how many messages girls get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709386)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:41 AM
Author: titillating french chef

I'm confident she'll return and delete some things and reply to me. she can't send if her inbox is full either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709405)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 5:29 PM
Author: titillating french chef

deleted some things, didn't reply. what should my reply have been? something obnoxious and condescending? something disinterested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20712751)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Puce concupiscible indian lodge

"most lawyers are lame but there's still a few of us who haven't sold our souls and still know how to party. you seem like a blast, lets grab some drinks sometime soon. what about Sunday evening?

my number is XXX. feel free to give me yours and we can figure something out. or we can just set something up over e-mail."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20712812)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 5:43 PM
Author: titillating french chef

that's actually a pretty faggy response, or at least the first sentence is. I would never use the phrase "sold our souls" or the uber-douchey "know how to party," nor do I see the point of shitting on your profession/other lawyers, sounds like some weird insecure attempt at self-aggrandization. the rest, of course, is reasonably cr. I wonder if it's too late to recover in this manner. it's not as if what I actually said was much worse though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20712832)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 6:51 PM
Author: titillating french chef

OKC chat for the win, we have a date. I have to pat myself on the back for, in a conversation about childhood vacations in disney world, saying I was bossy and told everyone what rides to go on so I could transition into talking about being dominant/sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20713181)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

http://ak3.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/9x88/337x416/0/7010986032164740668.png

http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/186x39/903x755/0/15589497912511223289.jpeg

This woman describes herself as "Atlethic." Is this a blatant lie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709394)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:42 AM
Author: titillating french chef

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709407)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:43 AM
Author: Rebellious trailer park juggernaut

No, not at all.

Not only does she play field hockey, she is also out of season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709413)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 2:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Rose Office Place Of Business

She sleeps around a lot and loves to slam her cellulite ass on a hard tall dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1950470&forum_id=2#20709448)