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After Cravath annonced, just got word of Kirkland bonus (rumor):
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: Bateful travel guidebook CLASS OF 2011: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2010: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2009: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2008: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2007: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2006: YOU'RE A PARTNER |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: Abnormal orchestra pit timely! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115276) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:22 PM Author: cordovan self-centered place of business kitchen yes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115298) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: Silver stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963980) |
Date: November 26th, 2012 5:25 PM Author: spectacular private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115323) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:44 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut "Skadden will crush this."
Said no one ever. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:45 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond Class of 2006 KE lateral calling his year end bonus a "draw" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115479) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:47 PM Author: Coral mildly autistic site Lol nicely done
(still a lover of the kirklandshatters shtick) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:50 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond this is a real person I went to LS with though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115508) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115540) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond not making shit up. this had nothing to do with the bonus announcement.
about 2 months ago he had just lateralled about 3 months before that. He made some offhand comment about how life was different now that he was a partner, and he got called out on the fact that being a non-equity partner at KE is exactly the same as being a senior associate anywhere else. He made some bullshit distinctions (incorrect I assume) about having to spend money on something or other and also said "from a resume perspective its better" and "my year end draw should be somewhat better that the bonuses other associates get at other firms"
While the latter statements are correct, the second has nothing to do with partnership, and the former only affects idiots who dont know how things work at KE. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut Huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115588) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond what are the distinctions other than the fake resume and the higher than average bonus that everyone who works hard gets?
He does not have to contribute equity and I assume is not eligible for any profit sharing plan. He definitely has no vote on anything. What's the difference? |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:05 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut What? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115617) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:10 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond please repost and leave it for a minute, I'll check again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115643) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:13 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut Edited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115666) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond goddamnit, I went to piss. One more time, I promise for 1 minute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115688) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:18 PM Author: mauve useless water buffalo also, cant you deduct a bunch of expenses? or are you still a w2 employee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115703) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:25 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115769) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut u back? lmk and ill enter in the info (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116913) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond yes I am here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116923) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116944) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond My impression is that since everyone who sticks around to 6th year makes partner, the bonuses are dependent on how you work, same as everything else.
there is seriously not a paycheck every 2 weeks? |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:36 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116983) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond damnit I want to go home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116942) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:32 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116958) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: Obsidian trip institution generalized bond yep thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116964) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:43 PM Author: stirring rose parlor karate most in-house people in the position to hire are "idiots" who don't know how things work at KE since they don't read ATL or care/know about equity/non equity distinctions at various firms (unless they themselves worked at said firm) so the partner resume value thing isn't just fluff.
in any case, we all know your friend is a douche and is going to get forced out in a few years since laterals who come at this late stage never get chosen over homegrown associates anyway. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:54 PM Author: Bateful travel guidebook /*\ MISINFORMATION ALERT /*\ While this account trolls for MARKET-SHATTERING BONUSES, KIRKLAND & ELLIS has not yet formally disclosed its bonuses for the year. You are misinformed. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115545) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: Bateful travel guidebook Are you at KIRKLAND & ELLIS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115555) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115563) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: Bateful travel guidebook IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE AT KIRKLAND & ELLIS, THE BONUSES WILL SHATTER THE MARKET REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU WORK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115570) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM Author: Purple motley haunted graveyard Sweatshop. Would need to be 50k more a year to make it worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115591) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: Abnormal orchestra pit people say this, but the people i know at K&E don't work that much more than me or other biglaw peeps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115596) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:11 PM Author: primrose house ladyboy Yeah, you can cruise for a while at any firm. At K&E you just have to deal with more assholes while you're doing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115651) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: Spruce Know-it-all Resort Juggernaut Lol ur at fucking latham (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115682) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:12 PM Author: Purple motley haunted graveyard frankly i was just trolling the OP, hoping for a MISINFORMATION ALERT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115656) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 8:11 PM Author: Bateful travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116474) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: sienna church brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22119097) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 12:17 AM Author: White Excitant Dingle Berry shatter my asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22118065) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Supple depressive prole Sup CGM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284659) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 9:44 AM Author: Sooty rambunctious trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26258801) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:12 PM Author: swollen maroon point dopamine Kirkland currently is mediocre on bonuses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284667) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:15 PM Author: Greedy Well-lubricated Theatre And KS is a pumo. Just sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284679) |
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Date: November 17th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: Plum dashing senate nibblets xo 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26738671) |
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Date: November 21st, 2014 10:18 AM Author: costumed insanely creepy step-uncle's house :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26764562) |
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Date: November 17th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Sooty rambunctious trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26738571) |
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Date: November 21st, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Sooty rambunctious trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26764538) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Sooty rambunctious trump supporter Rip lil brej (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963874) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:12 PM Author: Sooty rambunctious trump supporter RIP Kirkland Shatters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279136) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Mind-boggling Offensive Brunch RIP? Why? Wha happa? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279287) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:52 PM Author: Flatulent pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279304) |
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