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1) "I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark ...
Aromatic orchid nursing home
  01/06/13
I love mike tyson.
frozen hairraiser lettuce national security agency
  01/06/13
what about the: "i'll fuck you till you love me, faggot...
Aromatic orchid nursing home
  01/06/13
That's another good one.
frozen hairraiser lettuce national security agency
  01/06/13
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gold crackhouse
  01/06/13
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Mahogany narrow-minded incel business firm
  06/13/13
This list isn't complete without this quote. Ps I loved t...
filthy bronze kitty cat
  06/13/13
Why do you think he is a bitchmade faggot? I think his wife ...
Aromatic orchid nursing home
  06/13/13
He's all emo and caring and sensitive these days. I miss t...
filthy bronze kitty cat
  06/13/13
LMAO @ the last sentence.
Aromatic orchid nursing home
  06/13/13
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Fishy boltzmann
  08/27/17
one of the best lines in human history
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  05/27/17
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magenta glittery gaping
  05/27/17
"8) What I want in a woman is protection. Loyalty. Comp...
vibrant factory reset button
  01/06/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk
Aromatic orchid nursing home
  01/06/13
He's actually really smart and articulate. Of all the stars ...
Scarlet parlor
  01/06/13
articulate? He said he wants to "men kids" instead...
Aromatic orchid nursing home
  01/06/13
Watch 'Tyson'. The dude speaks well. Sometimes he fucks up, ...
Scarlet parlor
  01/06/13
I saw it. It was a great doc. He understands the complexity ...
Aromatic orchid nursing home
  01/06/13
Exactly. He's still incredibly impressive imo.
Scarlet parlor
  01/06/13
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Aromatic orchid nursing home
  01/06/13
Fuck off, Doobs.
Scarlet parlor
  01/06/13
wtf
Aromatic orchid nursing home
  01/06/13
Why'd you delete that post, Doobs?
Scarlet parlor
  01/06/13
what do you think his IQ is?
Aquamarine ratface
  01/06/13
mid 90s
Aromatic orchid nursing home
  01/06/13
110
filthy bronze kitty cat
  05/20/13
He's at least 105 IMO, and probably higher... maybe even lik...
Bat shit crazy silver school cafeteria
  05/20/13
Plus the guy had next to zero read education. He could hav...
filthy bronze kitty cat
  06/13/13
Carlton couldn't even get into Princeton. He had to go to Ca...
Supple harsh personal credit line corner
  03/14/14
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magenta glittery gaping
  05/27/17
(pedantic faggot)
concupiscible lake plaza rigpig
  01/06/13
Cut him a break on fumbling a couple words, he spent 20 year...
Charismatic Place Of Business
  01/06/13
You're responding to Doobs.
Scarlet parlor
  01/06/13
He's pretty brilliant for someone with no formal education a...
razzmatazz metal station clown
  05/20/13
(Mike's wife, runner of a CEO corporation)
Nighttime Self-absorbed Parlour New Version
  05/27/17
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Fishy boltzmann
  08/27/17
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Ju...
alcoholic market gaming laptop
  01/06/13
This is my personal favorite. I love that he named his pi...
rough-skinned university haunted graveyard
  01/06/13
how exactly was he planning to use a crate as a stickball ba...
alcoholic market gaming laptop
  01/06/13
I think this conveys the general concept: http://imgur.co...
Confused turdskin stock car
  05/20/13
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dark home
  05/20/13
180 and well deserved.
light dashing hell prole
  05/20/13
Fuck my ass
Chrome fighting den
  05/20/13
180
judgmental aphrodisiac center affirmative action
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odious abusive space giraffe
  08/27/17
#8 is so credited fuck shrews and the horse they rode in ...
diverse depressive set
  01/06/13
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emerald maniacal school
  03/16/13
#7 is 180
Charismatic Place Of Business
  03/16/13
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dark home
  05/20/13
He's either a genius, a retard, or both
Violent stag film
  05/20/13
I would buy a book/movie/whatever with the title "Mike ...
Histrionic bistre kitty old irish cottage
  05/20/13
this man needs to be a poet laureate
Sticky nibblets
  05/20/13
I honestly believe he is some type of next-level genius.
spruce comical abode
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Bat shit crazy silver school cafeteria
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cr
Yellow indian lodge
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emerald maniacal school
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Cerise magical garrison friendly grandma
  06/13/13
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magenta glittery gaping
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dark home
  05/27/17
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Godawful Sex Offender
  04/15/18
"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse...
appetizing internet-worthy shrine
  05/20/13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHu796u9MZc
beady-eyed state mediation
  05/20/13
Holy shit @ #7
Marvelous chapel
  06/13/13
he's a smart guy
Scarlet parlor
  03/15/14
http://forums.timezone.com/index.php?t=tree&goto=6745204...
Rusted boistinker deer antler
  03/14/14
wrong thread bro. i take it you're back to drinking after th...
emerald maniacal school
  03/14/14
Si
Rusted boistinker deer antler
  03/14/14
http://nymag.com/news/features/mike-tyson-2013-10/
trip digit ratio goal in life
  03/14/14
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2518153&mc=5&...
emerald maniacal school
  03/14/14
don.kenobi Oct 28, 2013 Wow!! I listen to Obama speak and ...
Supple harsh personal credit line corner
  03/14/14
180
concupiscible lake plaza rigpig
  03/14/14
those are amazing
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dark home
  05/27/17
"I'll eat your asshole alive."
mind-boggling dilemma selfie
  05/27/17
--bitch!
Submissive dead legal warrant area
  05/27/17
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mind-boggling dilemma selfie
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"Being a champion opens lots of doors—I'd like to get a...
talented potus piazza
  05/27/17
egregious "I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot" ...
talented potus piazza
  05/27/17
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
dark home
  05/27/17
titcq
twinkling theater
  08/27/17
MFCR This is a truly great quote that captures something ...
Bat shit crazy silver school cafeteria
  09/29/17
"I may like to fornicate more than other people, it’s j...
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Mustard Thriller International Law Enforcement Agency Toilet Seat
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"One day I'm gonna write a book myself. The first chapt...
diverse depressive set
  08/27/17
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Fishy boltzmann
  08/27/17
damn, that last quote cuts through you like a knife
insecure foreskin twinkling uncleanness
  08/27/17
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Autistic boyish orchestra pit philosopher-king
  08/27/17
Smart guy. May be the most unintentionally funny person of a...
mind-boggling dilemma selfie
  09/29/17


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Date: January 6th, 2013 6:55 PM
Author: Aromatic orchid nursing home

1) "I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I could be Mike who gets an endorsement deal. But you can't make a lie and a truth go together. This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This country was built on rape, slavery, murder, degradation and affiliation with crime."

2) "Being a champion opens lots of doors—I'd like to get a real estate license, maybe sell insurance."

3) "I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."

4) "I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it's egotistical, but I have it in me. I don't want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls."

5) "I probably have a 20,000-word vocabulary. I'll match my wits with anyone on literature, science and the arts."

6) "I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever! There's never been anybody as ruthless! I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"

7) "I like the hip writers: Fitzgerald, the guy who committed suicide, Hemingway, all those guys. Some of them were alcoholics and drug addicts but they had fun. They were real people. They formed the culture of American literature. Hemingway admired Tolstoy, Tolstoy admired Pushkin, and Mailer admired Hemingway. It all flows down. The greats are all connected. One day I'm gonna write a book myself. The first chapter will be about what a rough deal my momma got. She believed in you guys and your society."

8) What I want in a woman is protection. Loyalty. Companionship. Loyalty, friendship, companionship, ferociousness. I want her to protect me, and have my back to the bitter end. If I have a fight, I want her to jump in. Even if I'm winning; even if she's ninety pounds. I like strong women—not necessarily a masculine woman—but I like strong women. I like strong, say a woman who runs a C.E.O. corporation. I like a strong woman with confidence—massive confidence—and then I want to dominate her sexually.

9) "You're smart too late and old too soon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22379919)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:01 PM
Author: frozen hairraiser lettuce national security agency

I love mike tyson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22379966)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:02 PM
Author: Aromatic orchid nursing home

what about the: "i'll fuck you till you love me, faggot!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22379976)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:04 PM
Author: frozen hairraiser lettuce national security agency

That's another good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22379993)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:11 PM
Author: gold crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380056)



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Date: June 13th, 2013 1:31 PM
Author: Mahogany narrow-minded incel business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23387611)



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Date: June 13th, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: filthy bronze kitty cat

This list isn't complete without this quote.

Ps I loved the old Tyson. Now he's a bitchmade faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23387624)



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Date: June 13th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: Aromatic orchid nursing home

Why do you think he is a bitchmade faggot? I think his wife told him to reinvent himself so he could capture peoples imagination to make some money as an actor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23387709)



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Date: June 13th, 2013 2:04 PM
Author: filthy bronze kitty cat

He's all emo and caring and sensitive these days. I miss the animal who fucked me in my ass till I loved him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23387843)



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Date: June 13th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Aromatic orchid nursing home

LMAO @ the last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23387850)



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Date: August 27th, 2017 4:47 AM
Author: Fishy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34076969)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: talented potus piazza

one of the best lines in human history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408116)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: magenta glittery gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408134)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:18 PM
Author: vibrant factory reset button

"8) What I want in a woman is protection. Loyalty. Companionship. Loyalty, friendship, companionship, ferociousness. I want her to protect me, and have my back to the bitter end. If I have a fight, I want her to jump in. Even if I'm winning; even if she's ninety pounds. I like strong women—not necessarily a masculine woman—but I like strong women. I like strong, say a woman who runs a C.E.O. corporation. I like a strong woman with confidence—massive confidence—and then I want to dominate her sexually."

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380136)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:06 PM
Author: Aromatic orchid nursing home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380002)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:06 PM
Author: Scarlet parlor

He's actually really smart and articulate. Of all the stars that have had massive downfalls, I actually feel bad for him because he really couldn't help himself for a long, long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380005)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:07 PM
Author: Aromatic orchid nursing home

articulate? He said he wants to "men kids" instead of mentor and also said he wants to go into "Bolivian" instead of "oblivion"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380012)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:09 PM
Author: Scarlet parlor

Watch 'Tyson'. The dude speaks well. Sometimes he fucks up, but the guy speaks really well now. Nevertheless, he speaks better than you'd expect him to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380036)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Aromatic orchid nursing home

I saw it. It was a great doc. He understands the complexity of human nature and can deliver it well most of the time, but, since he never had a formal education he fucks up sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380053)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: Scarlet parlor

Exactly. He's still incredibly impressive imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380076)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: Aromatic orchid nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380082)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:17 PM
Author: Scarlet parlor

Fuck off, Doobs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380120)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:17 PM
Author: Aromatic orchid nursing home

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380128)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:19 PM
Author: Scarlet parlor

Why'd you delete that post, Doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380144)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine ratface

what do you think his IQ is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380130)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:18 PM
Author: Aromatic orchid nursing home

mid 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380135)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: filthy bronze kitty cat

110

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234788)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 10:34 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy silver school cafeteria

He's at least 105 IMO, and probably higher... maybe even like 115-120. Remember, IQ is correlated with reaction time -- and he obviously had prodigious reaction time in his prime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234848)



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Date: June 13th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: filthy bronze kitty cat

Plus the guy had next to zero read education. He could have been Carlton Banks in another life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23387641)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Supple harsh personal credit line corner

Carlton couldn't even get into Princeton. He had to go to Cal State Fullerton with dumb ass Will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#25191455)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: magenta glittery gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408148)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:20 PM
Author: concupiscible lake plaza rigpig

(pedantic faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380154)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 8:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Place Of Business

Cut him a break on fumbling a couple words, he spent 20 years getting punched in the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380559)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Scarlet parlor

You're responding to Doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380599)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 1:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz metal station clown

He's pretty brilliant for someone with no formal education at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23233874)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Nighttime Self-absorbed Parlour New Version

(Mike's wife, runner of a CEO corporation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408242)



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Date: August 27th, 2017 4:49 AM
Author: Fishy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34076970)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:23 PM
Author: alcoholic market gaming laptop

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380166)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: rough-skinned university haunted graveyard

This is my personal favorite.

I love that he named his pigeon Julius. Such a nig thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380204)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: alcoholic market gaming laptop

how exactly was he planning to use a crate as a stickball bat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380277)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 7:32 AM
Author: Confused turdskin stock car

I think this conveys the general concept:

http://imgur.com/eorePql

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234602)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: dark home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234611)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 8:09 AM
Author: light dashing hell prole

180 and well deserved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234619)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: Chrome fighting den

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234867)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:21 AM
Author: judgmental aphrodisiac center affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408136)



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Date: August 27th, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: odious abusive space giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34076901)



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Date: January 6th, 2013 8:26 PM
Author: diverse depressive set

#8 is so credited

fuck shrews and the horse they rode in on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22380686)



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Date: March 16th, 2013 11:45 PM
Author: emerald maniacal school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22830855)



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Date: March 16th, 2013 11:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Place Of Business

#7 is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#22830871)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:39 AM
Author: dark home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23233750)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Violent stag film

He's either a genius, a retard, or both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234037)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: Histrionic bistre kitty old irish cottage

I would buy a book/movie/whatever with the title "Mike Tyson: Retard Genius"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234065)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 1:48 AM
Author: Sticky nibblets

this man needs to be a poet laureate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234098)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: spruce comical abode

I honestly believe he is some type of next-level genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234112)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy silver school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234858)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Yellow indian lodge

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234914)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 11:25 PM
Author: emerald maniacal school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23320524)



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Date: June 13th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Cerise magical garrison friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23387866)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: magenta glittery gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408171)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: dark home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408188)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Godawful Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#35848871)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 7:35 AM
Author: appetizing internet-worthy shrine

"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234604)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 10:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed state mediation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHu796u9MZc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23234888)



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Date: June 13th, 2013 1:39 PM
Author: Marvelous chapel

Holy shit @ #7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#23387644)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 1:37 AM
Author: Scarlet parlor

he's a smart guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#25192267)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Rusted boistinker deer antler

http://forums.timezone.com/index.php?t=tree&goto=6745204&rid=0#msg_6745204

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#25191343)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: emerald maniacal school

wrong thread bro. i take it you're back to drinking after that health thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#25191356)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:07 PM
Author: Rusted boistinker deer antler

Si

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#25191428)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: trip digit ratio goal in life

http://nymag.com/news/features/mike-tyson-2013-10/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#25191424)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: emerald maniacal school

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2518153&mc=5&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#25191434)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Supple harsh personal credit line corner

don.kenobi Oct 28, 2013

Wow!!

I listen to Obama speak and I'm thinking: perhaps the n3gro is God? I read this and I know Tyson's story is the story of millions of n3groes in Ethiopia, Congo, DetroIt and I'm certain: the n3gro is god! So much going on underneath....l so much pain...

I love you mike

Don Kenobi

Of gods & n3groes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#25191595)



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Date: March 14th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: concupiscible lake plaza rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#25191684)



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Date: March 15th, 2014 1:41 AM
Author: Excitant apoplectic forum gay wizard

those are amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#25192290)



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Date: October 30th, 2014 11:41 AM
Author: spectacular famous landscape painting trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#26614697)



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Date: October 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: spectacular famous landscape painting trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#26622729)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: dark home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408032)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling dilemma selfie

"I'll eat your asshole alive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408080)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: Submissive dead legal warrant area

--bitch!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408276)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling dilemma selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408291)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: talented potus piazza

"Being a champion opens lots of doors—I'd like to get a real estate license, sell insurance, maybe even law school one day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408090)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: talented potus piazza

egregious "I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot" trolling ITT. it's clearly his most scholarly contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408103)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: dark home

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408211)



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Date: August 27th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: twinkling theater

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34076778)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy silver school cafeteria

MFCR

This is a truly great quote that captures something poignant and essential about the human experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34329402)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Submissive dead legal warrant area

"I may like to fornicate more than other people, it’s just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid, you know what I mean? I’ve been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a blow job?”

Pro tip: use this on your gf if she isn't putting out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#33408270)



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Date: August 27th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Mustard Thriller International Law Enforcement Agency Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34076761)



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Date: August 27th, 2017 2:24 AM
Author: diverse depressive set

"One day I'm gonna write a book myself. The first chapter will be about what a rough deal my momma got. She believed in you guys and your society."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34076794)



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Date: August 27th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Fishy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34077927)



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Date: August 27th, 2017 4:39 AM
Author: insecure foreskin twinkling uncleanness

damn, that last quote cuts through you like a knife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34076960)



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Date: August 27th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Autistic boyish orchestra pit philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34081584)



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Date: September 29th, 2017 10:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling dilemma selfie

Smart guy. May be the most unintentionally funny person of all time. I know everything he ever said publicly. I've seen every interview. I could be his biographer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2153770&forum_id=2#34329411)