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How did SUSMAN GODFREY just open up a NYC office and thrive?

Unbelievable
lemon principal's office weed whacker
  05/18/13
Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige? http://w...
excitant sadistic national haunted graveyard
  05/18/13
sexy jewess
Histrionic ultramarine goal in life
  05/18/13
Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron
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  05/25/13
I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom...
electric therapy
  05/19/13
Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped d...
soul-stirring address
  05/18/13
DSL's
milky meetinghouse
  05/18/13
Summa JD and hot ....
massive nighttime doctorate
  05/18/13
Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school
soul-stirring address
  05/18/13
perhaps you missed the word "hot"?
Odious gas station
  05/18/13
? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then...
sienna talented bawdyhouse
  05/18/13
Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser e...
soul-stirring address
  05/18/13
I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms ne...
sienna talented bawdyhouse
  05/18/13
This one if far more egregious: http://www.susmangodfrey....
sienna talented bawdyhouse
  05/18/13
Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. &Acir...
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  05/19/13
He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.
sienna talented bawdyhouse
  05/19/13
Doubt it
Iridescent erotic nibblets fat ankles
  05/19/13
turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review kne...
tripping site newt
  06/04/13
Some secretary wrote that.
Swashbuckling violet ticket booth
  06/04/13
Nope, that's the title. http://www.floridalawreview.com/w...
razzle boistinker jewess
  06/04/13
First in class tho bro
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  05/19/13
Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a dis...
frum tank knife
  05/19/13
lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that ...
Hateful Dysfunction House
  05/25/13
BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD
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  05/25/13
...
razzle boistinker jewess
  06/04/13
this would have been funnier had you used REIN
tripping site newt
  06/04/13
uh fulbright scholar coif summa a3 clerkship pbk manag...
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  06/04/13
if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/o...
Adventurous Nofapping Stead International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/18/13
http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf
Lascivious Pisswyrm
  05/18/13
I don't get it.
Adventurous Nofapping Stead International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/18/13
what don't you get bro
Lascivious Pisswyrm
  05/18/13
your point
Adventurous Nofapping Stead International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/18/13
Never not hustling
lemon principal's office weed whacker
  05/18/13
how much do SG associate bros actually make
Flickering doobsian public bath
  05/18/13
and how much are they expected to bill?
cerebral school preventive strike
  05/18/13
2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make...
Internet-worthy gaped pit
  05/19/13
Link
lemon principal's office weed whacker
  06/20/13
1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus
lemon principal's office weed whacker
  05/18/13
holy shit. for real?
Flickering doobsian public bath
  05/18/13
Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are ...
lemon principal's office weed whacker
  05/18/13
lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although th...
Curious den
  05/18/13
This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about...
Internet-worthy gaped pit
  05/19/13
(Fag)
Bat Shit Crazy Dingle Berry
  05/19/13
No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 5...
stirring mewling national security agency associate
  05/25/13
why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm giv...
bipolar lilac electric furnace
  05/25/13
every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively ev...
stirring mewling national security agency associate
  06/09/13
TIL Munger pays first years $220k.
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  06/20/13
Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, p...
razzle boistinker jewess
  06/20/13
How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science backgr...
lemon principal's office weed whacker
  05/18/13
dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle
Adventurous Nofapping Stead International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/18/13
They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's ...
Internet-worthy gaped pit
  05/19/13
lol
Walnut stage
  05/19/13
God you are a tool.
Bat Shit Crazy Dingle Berry
  05/19/13
a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard scie...
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  05/19/13
They often partner with IP boutiques
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  05/19/13
hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. r...
geriatric abnormal property macaca
  05/19/13
*is a retard*
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  05/25/13
having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often...
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  05/25/13
...
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  06/04/13
Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11
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  05/19/13
Lol, why is this surprising?
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  05/19/13
Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth bac...
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  06/09/13


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Date: May 18th, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: lemon principal's office weed whacker

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225253)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: excitant sadistic national haunted graveyard

Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige?

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Ashley-Simonsen/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225344)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Histrionic ultramarine goal in life

sexy jewess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225695)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Hairless theatre wagecucks

Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270456)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: electric therapy

I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom pushing out toilet-choking turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228556)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring address

Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped dat Susman

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Audrey-Calkins/#Pane1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225353)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: milky meetinghouse

DSL's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225369)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: massive nighttime doctorate

Summa JD and hot ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225371)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring address

Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225375)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Odious gas station

perhaps you missed the word "hot"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225704)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: sienna talented bawdyhouse

? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then that's amazing. I bet there's at least a few summa/magna Fodrham/Brooklyn/Cardozo/Rutgers/Seton Hall/Temple/Other tri-state TTT attorneys at WLRK and Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225419)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring address

Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser extent, WLRK are mega firms that need bodies. Susman is still a litigation boutique (although growing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225465)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: sienna talented bawdyhouse

I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms need bodies so they'll hire deeper in the talent pool" effect you reference is watered down a lot in the case of Cravath and WLRK. Law students and young lawyers are generally in complete awe of those firms. If CSM and WLRK wanted all HYS + fed. clerkship attorneys, they're the two mega firms that could do it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226812)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: sienna talented bawdyhouse

This one if far more egregious:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Andres-C-Healy/#Pane3

U. Florida and not a hot chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226830)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Iridescent erotic nibblets fat ankles

Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. § 802(A)(10): Does the Military Need a Formal Invitation to Reign in “Cowboy” Civilian Contractors?, Note, 62 FLA. L. REV. 519 (2010)"

LOL, it's "rein in" not "reign in." How TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227731)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:59 AM
Author: sienna talented bawdyhouse

He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227947)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 4:10 AM
Author: Iridescent erotic nibblets fat ankles

Doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227963)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: tripping site newt

turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review knew this

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332286)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling violet ticket booth

Some secretary wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332219)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: razzle boistinker jewess

Nope, that's the title.

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332283)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mahogany garrison volcanic crater

First in class tho bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228586)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: frum tank knife

Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a district court and Ninth Circuit clerkship. Seems OK to me. LOL JUST LOL at the "rein v. reign" thing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228593)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Hateful Dysfunction House

lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that title. STUDENT SCHOLARS.

law profs cant even hack peer review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269872)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: pontificating glittery french chef

BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270353)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: razzle boistinker jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332159)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: tripping site newt

this would have been funnier had you used REIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332295)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: Trip jet degenerate gaming laptop

uh

fulbright scholar

coif

summa

a3 clerkship

pbk

managing editor law review

second journal at the same time

speaks 4 languages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332192)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: Adventurous Nofapping Stead International Law Enforcement Agency

if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/ongoing matters before they even started looking for a lease. its not like boomer biglawyers just open up shop in some nyc office building and start networking from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225360)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Pisswyrm

http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225383)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Adventurous Nofapping Stead International Law Enforcement Agency

I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225479)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Lascivious Pisswyrm

what don't you get bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225490)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: Adventurous Nofapping Stead International Law Enforcement Agency

your point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225498)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: lemon principal's office weed whacker

Never not hustling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225683)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: Flickering doobsian public bath

how much do SG associate bros actually make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225603)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: cerebral school preventive strike

and how much are they expected to bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225605)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Internet-worthy gaped pit

2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227708)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: lemon principal's office weed whacker

Link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23434844)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: lemon principal's office weed whacker

1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225686)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: Flickering doobsian public bath

holy shit. for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225716)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: lemon principal's office weed whacker

Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are dying to work there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225773)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Curious den

lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although they're susman "first years," they'd be second years at any normal firm because they clerked)

see this chart:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Careers/Attorneys/#Pane3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225779)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Internet-worthy gaped pit

This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about what your bonus would be at, say, Kirkland for billing 2,800 hours.

The real benefit at Susman is that you can make partner early and after that there's a lot of "eat what you kill" opportunity (including contingency work). If you want to work hard as a litigator and make money, Susman is a place to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227714)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Dingle Berry

(Fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228568)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: stirring mewling national security agency associate

No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 50k clerkship bonus, 5k vacation bonus, and 5k signing bonus that are all paid once you start. Then you get the 160k salary. And the $40k end of the year bonus they've paid the last few years.

By the sixth year you are up for partner. And the last couple of years they've paid ~$110k in end of the year bonuses to sixth years before they make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269841)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: bipolar lilac electric furnace

why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm gives that to clerks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269995)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: stirring mewling national security agency associate

every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively

every associate hired by Susman is a federal clerk

so it basically is part of the first year salary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23357753)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: startled up-to-no-good turdskin rehab

TIL Munger pays first years $220k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437412)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: razzle boistinker jewess

Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, plus year end bonuses. Base salary jumps to 275k at year 3. P'ship track is 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437463)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: lemon principal's office weed whacker

How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science background?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225710)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Adventurous Nofapping Stead International Law Enforcement Agency

dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225853)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:20 AM
Author: Internet-worthy gaped pit

They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's the belief, anyway. And for some of them they are probably right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227719)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: Walnut stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228541)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Dingle Berry

God you are a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228570)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Citrine aphrodisiac hairy legs

a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard science people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227728)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: grizzly exciting base

They often partner with IP boutiques

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228536)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: geriatric abnormal property macaca

hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. remember how little you remember from UG? yeah. just because you did some UG in EE doesn't mean you are going to understand every patent. just lol. you read claims and interpret them like every other legal issue. it's not rocket science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228793)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: misunderstood dilemma corn cake

*is a retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270718)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: misunderstood dilemma corn cake

having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often work alongside Heim and a few other IP boutiques in cases; those boutiques have lots of good EEs who handle the technical part of cases

Heim has good lawyers; but they don't have the COA clerk types that Susman wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270716)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Trip jet degenerate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332218)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone dashing school cafeteria

Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228594)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: razzle boistinker jewess

Lol, why is this surprising?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228775)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: fluffy hairraiser church

Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth back to TLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23358123)