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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
tell me
electric giraffe
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Odious sandwich
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Razzmatazz hateful athletic conference plaza
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Heady honey-headed orchestra pit
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
so underrated
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  08/12/25
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Silver Cuck
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Cordovan spot
  08/14/13
lmao
electric giraffe
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Comical Regret
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walnut site
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Purple public bath
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Insecure Learning Disabled French Chef
  08/14/13
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Odious sandwich
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
excitant peach field telephone
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
rofl
electric giraffe
  08/14/13
180
bat shit crazy base
  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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lol
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Cordovan spot
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
curious cobalt den pistol
  08/14/13
best of thread
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  08/14/13
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lavender contagious menage
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walnut site
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
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Odious sandwich
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Odious sandwich
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Odious sandwich
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Flesh frisky school really tough guy
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Cordovan spot
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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electric giraffe
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180
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Massive Location
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
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  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
lavender contagious menage
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
lavender contagious menage
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lol
Mustard elastic band
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
curious cobalt den pistol
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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Hideous Lascivious Crackhouse Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
lavender contagious menage
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
lavender contagious menage
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Magical bearded lodge
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
excitant peach field telephone
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
internet-worthy chad milk
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
twinkling passionate dragon
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
lavender contagious menage
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
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  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
marvelous maroon church masturbator
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Magical bearded lodge
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
marvelous maroon church masturbator
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Odious sandwich
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Odious sandwich
  08/14/13
whatever
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
rambunctious lime clown
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
lavender contagious menage
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
curious cobalt den pistol
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
180
bat shit crazy base
  08/14/13
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cowardly irradiated foreskin
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
curious cobalt den pistol
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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big-titted house international law enforcement agency
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
bat shit crazy base
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
bat shit crazy base
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Odious sandwich
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Odious sandwich
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
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Soul-stirring Headpube Cuckoldry
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
turquoise selfie knife
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
trip idea he suggested
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Boyish rigpig lay
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
bat shit crazy base
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
bat shit crazy base
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
lavender contagious menage
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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Territorial Forum Goyim
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
lmao
Odious sandwich
  08/14/13
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Aphrodisiac Codepig
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
cracking lettuce
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Zombie-like messiness corner
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
Pics?
Vengeful turdskin reading party
  08/14/13
link?
Comical Regret
  08/17/13
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electric giraffe
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Mentally Impaired Crotch Stage
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Razzle-dazzle Church Building
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
lavender contagious menage
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
charismatic cream hall alpha
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
charismatic cream hall alpha
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
charismatic cream hall alpha
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
internet-worthy chad milk
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
slippery sticky point striped hyena
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
charismatic cream hall alpha
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Self-centered dull space
  08/14/13
Underrated
Territorial Forum Goyim
  08/15/13
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
slippery sticky point striped hyena
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Self-centered dull space
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Talented theater halford
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
lavender contagious menage
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
harsh gay tank
  08/14/13
lol
Indigo Goal In Life Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
harsh gay tank
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Indigo Goal In Life Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
harsh gay tank
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
slippery sticky point striped hyena
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Exhilarant brethren
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Magical bearded lodge
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
ultramarine range
  08/14/13
180
Yellow abode juggernaut
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Indigo Goal In Life Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Pink Garrison Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Indigo Goal In Life Friendly Grandma
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Translucent mischievous institution legend
  08/14/13
180
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Self-centered dull space
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Red disrespectful station faggot firefighter
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rose love of her life state
  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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Chrome skinny woman mood
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
self-absorbed associate partner
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Orchid depressive
  08/14/13
lol
charismatic cream hall alpha
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Motley Boltzmann
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Wild casino
  08/14/13
180
Henna box office
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Talking spectacular people who are hurt
  08/17/13
poignant
Mahogany slap-happy heaven
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
puce deer antler
  08/17/13
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Burgundy supple bbw temple
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
rose love of her life state
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
bateful jet tanning salon
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Talented theater halford
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Heady honey-headed orchestra pit
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Hyperventilating Home
  12/28/13
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Brass nighttime locale
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
nubile amethyst laser beams market
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
dashing area kitty cat
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
chartreuse beady-eyed university coffee pot
  03/10/14
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Coral Thriller Dysfunction Mexican
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Cerebral Lake Bawdyhouse Mother
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180 theatre patrolman
  01/19/16
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Pink Garrison Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/25/17
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Comical Regret
  11/29/15
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Comical Regret
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Coral Thriller Dysfunction Mexican
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Comical Regret
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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180 theatre patrolman
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Zombie-like messiness corner
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
aromatic doctorate faggotry
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Bearded swashbuckling school cafeteria rigor
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
aromatic doctorate faggotry
  07/18/18
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fantasy-prone persian library
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Comical Regret
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Comical Regret
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: electric giraffe

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Odious sandwich

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hateful athletic conference plaza

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Heady honey-headed orchestra pit

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Coral Thriller Dysfunction Mexican

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: navy histrionic internal respiration trailer park

so underrated

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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Appetizing feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: walnut site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: bossy balding boistinker legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Chrome skinny woman mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Silver Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Purple public bath

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Cordovan spot

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: electric giraffe

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Comical Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: walnut site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Purple public bath

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Insecure Learning Disabled French Chef

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Odious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: excitant peach field telephone

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: electric giraffe

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: bat shit crazy base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: primrose dead yarmulke

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: adventurous orange jew roast beef

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Friendly Grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Pink Garrison Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: avocado racy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone persian library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Appetizing feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Chrome skinny woman mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: curious cobalt den pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Odious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: curious cobalt den pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Cordovan spot

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: curious cobalt den pistol

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: walnut site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: walnut site

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Odious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Odious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Odious sandwich

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Flesh frisky school really tough guy

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Cordovan spot

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: frum rough-skinned indian lodge personal credit line

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: electric giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: turquoise selfie knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Poppy wonderful preventive strike karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Pink Garrison Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Coral Thriller Dysfunction Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Massive Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: frum rough-skinned indian lodge personal credit line

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Mustard elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: curious cobalt den pistol

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Lake Bawdyhouse Mother

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Hideous Lascivious Crackhouse Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: curious cobalt den pistol

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Drab vivacious piazza background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: bateful jet tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: bateful jet tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone persian library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Magical bearded lodge

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: marvelous maroon church masturbator

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: excitant peach field telephone

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: excitant peach field telephone

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: bat shit crazy base

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: twinkling passionate dragon

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: know-it-all garnet quadroon

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: marvelous maroon church masturbator

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Magical bearded lodge

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: marvelous maroon church masturbator

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: marvelous maroon church masturbator

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: marvelous maroon church masturbator

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: marvelous maroon church masturbator

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: marvelous maroon church masturbator

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: marvelous maroon church masturbator

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Odious sandwich

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Odious sandwich

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: rambunctious lime clown

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: curious cobalt den pistol

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: turquoise selfie knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: bat shit crazy base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: cowardly irradiated foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: curious cobalt den pistol

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: big-titted house international law enforcement agency

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: big-titted house international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: bat shit crazy base

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: bat shit crazy base

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Odious sandwich

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Odious sandwich

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Headpube Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: turquoise selfie knife

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: trip idea he suggested

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Boyish rigpig lay

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: bat shit crazy base

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: bat shit crazy base

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: bat shit crazy base

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Territorial Forum Goyim

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Odious sandwich

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: cracking lettuce

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: stirring opaque trust fund parlor

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: big-titted house international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Vengeful turdskin reading party

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Comical Regret

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: electric giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Crotch Stage

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Church Building

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Red disrespectful station faggot firefighter

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: charismatic cream hall alpha

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: charismatic cream hall alpha

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: charismatic cream hall alpha

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: internet-worthy chad milk

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: slippery sticky point striped hyena

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: charismatic cream hall alpha

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Self-centered dull space

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Territorial Forum Goyim

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: avocado racy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: slippery sticky point striped hyena

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Self-centered dull space

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Talented theater halford

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: lavender contagious menage

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: harsh gay tank

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Friendly Grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: harsh gay tank

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Friendly Grandma

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: harsh gay tank

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: slippery sticky point striped hyena

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant brethren

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Magical bearded lodge

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: ultramarine range

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Yellow abode juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Friendly Grandma

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Pink Garrison Scourge Upon The Earth

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Indigo Goal In Life Friendly Grandma

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Burgundy supple bbw temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Translucent mischievous institution legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: charismatic cream hall alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Self-centered dull space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Red disrespectful station faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: rose love of her life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling property

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Chrome skinny woman mood



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed associate partner

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Burgundy supple bbw temple

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Orchid depressive

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: charismatic cream hall alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Motley Boltzmann



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Wild casino

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Henna box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: fragrant sneaky criminal sound barrier

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Talking spectacular people who are hurt

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Mahogany slap-happy heaven

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: puce deer antler

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Burgundy supple bbw temple



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: rose love of her life state

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: bateful jet tanning salon

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Talented theater halford

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Heady honey-headed orchestra pit

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Home

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Brass nighttime locale



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: nubile amethyst laser beams market

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: dashing area kitty cat

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: chartreuse beady-eyed university coffee pot

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Coral Thriller Dysfunction Mexican



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Cerebral Lake Bawdyhouse Mother

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: 180 theatre patrolman



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Pink Garrison Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Comical Regret



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Comical Regret



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Coral Thriller Dysfunction Mexican



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Comical Regret



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Floppy yapping principal's office volcanic crater

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: 180 theatre patrolman



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Zombie-like messiness corner



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: aromatic doctorate faggotry

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Bearded swashbuckling school cafeteria rigor

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: aromatic doctorate faggotry

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone persian library



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Comical Regret



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Comical Regret



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Arousing community account meetinghouse



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: fantasy-prone persian library



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone persian library



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