I'm probably second: wear same pants and shoes and rotate same 2-3 shrits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908663)

He often wears khakis that look like they are 3-4 sizes too big. Its not only that they are bunched and weird looking at the top, but also the leg openings are just gigantic. It reminds me of the old 90s jnco jeans.

He pairs the khakis with the shittiest of shitty polo shirts. They are faded cotton and have completely dated prints. To pull it all together, he wears some retarded looking brown leather shoes with thick rubber soles that almost certainly came from Wal-Mart.

The weirdest part? This guy is a COMPLETE food and drink snob. He fucking loves going to the most expensive places, and he does outrageous shit when hes there. For example, if he likes an appetizer, he'll just keep ordering more rounds of the same appetizer - and not just 1 or 2 more plates. He'll easily order 4-5 plates of the same exact thing - regardless of what point in the meal everyone is at. If the waiter isn't there to instantly bring him another, he'll flag down a busboy and motion for another plate. (Hes not fat either).

He also likes to order exotic shots during SA lunches. Not sleezy club kamakaze type shots, but shit like some rare South American rum. Keep in mind, he does all of this while dressed like a middle aged man with down syndrome - bunched up khakis pulled up to his belly button, mismatched belt, etc.

He is a really smart guy but clearly has at least a moderate case of aspergers. He is the epitome of the xo image of biglaw aspie jews. Oh, last weird thing. His wife came to the office once, and she seemed entirely normal and was seriously cute. I was completely flabbergasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908724)

i wish i could just have 1 nice jacket but i know that is likely not enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908800)

If you are a lawyer, bare minimum you should have two: a navy and a charcoal. Both without patterns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908817)

Aside from what is noticeable, having more suits to rotate will make them last longer. They'll stay fresh and look better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908952)

thx for the tip

oh and is there a certain cut for suit slacks that is in fashion in nyc right now? like is a slightly tighter fit more popular or is the slightly looser cut acceptable?

edit: also how acceptable is it to mix and match the jacket and slacks? in terms of color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908882)

The most important thing to do is get your suits tailored. I cannot emphasize this enough. They need to fit well, regardless of cut.

You don't really want to mix a traditional suit jacket with different color slacks. Keep your actual suits as one piece. If you want something slightly more casual, get a navy sports coat. This is a staple wardrobe item and can be paired with most any grey, charcoal, tan, brown pants, etc.

And I just want to say this once again - get your shit tailored. It makes a huge difference and is well worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23908939)

What you can do if you order a tailored suit is get two pairs of pants because the pants always wear out long before the jacket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32862602)

poast pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864888)

But she had a face like the Cryptkeeper. It was super-tanned and more wrinkled than my nutsack. Lots of damage from the sun and had that long-time smoker look (though I'm not sure if she actually smoked).

The difference between her body and face were startling. For example, if you saw her from behind, bending over to get something out of file cabinet, you'd think you were looking at some slutty hot college girl's ass. It was so nice that you couldn't help but stare hard. The first time she turned around and I saw her face, I seriously must have had a look of sheer terror. I was still a little shocked every time that happened afterwards, even though I knew what to expect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23909361)

Nobody fucking cares what people wear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910254)

tho i think its a soft plus to be dressed sharp/prof, just avoid looking like shit. this can be done at jc penney tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#23910262)

But the funniest thing was catching him out on the street coming to work because he was wearing EVEN RATTIER shoes outside. Later that day I realized he was changing into the first pair when he got to work. Those were HIS GOOD SHOES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2342525&forum_id=2#32864886)