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let's be honest: johnsmeyer is a shitty poster overall

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chartreuse goal in life legal warrant
  10/07/13
(straight up faggot)
bipolar arousing kitchen
  10/07/13
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Azure Masturbator Native
  06/27/14
nah, he's a bottom 5 poster and so are you, faggot
Sexy stag film
  06/27/14
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nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
agreed
Histrionic juggernaut hunting ground
  10/07/13
stfu
ebony talented candlestick maker
  10/07/13
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slap-happy lavender macaca set
  10/07/13
Always pumos.
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
kill yourself geek
blathering menage goyim
  10/07/13
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Sexy stag film
  06/27/14
This is not merchant grade bullion.
stimulating ape resort
  10/07/13
I disagree I think JM is a team of the most elite poaster...
Nighttime milky orchestra pit
  10/07/13
his memes are really awkward and forced. it makes me cringe ...
chartreuse goal in life legal warrant
  10/07/13
Forcing memes is the only way to get them through.
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
the scholarship meme was kind of funny for a few weeks (but ...
chartreuse goal in life legal warrant
  10/07/13
But they gained popularity. That's all that matters no? I ob...
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
i'm just a black pumo expressing my opinion on board matters...
chartreuse goal in life legal warrant
  10/07/13
lmao jfc.
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
why take this the wrong way? i hope this thread spurs you to...
chartreuse goal in life legal warrant
  10/07/13
lol not taking it the other way brother. Responding to your ...
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
(askav alt)
Maize nowag garrison
  10/07/13
i've hated that guy since day 1. fuck him.
Concupiscible Greedy Legend
  10/07/13
he makes me so angry, you know?
chartreuse goal in life legal warrant
  10/07/13
lol wtf?
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
please stop texting me.
Concupiscible Greedy Legend
  10/07/13
Lol the only person in here spittin' hate that I've ever her...
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
he's about a cm cydot level poster
Opaque lodge
  10/07/13
shut up you awkward bitch
blathering menage goyim
  10/07/13
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nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
what? cm cydot is considered a rilly smarts poster
Opaque lodge
  10/07/13
Never heard of him. I guess he is like a biglaw aspie. Grind...
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
everybody knows who he is. he's that mcauly caulkin motherfu...
Opaque lodge
  10/07/13
ty brother. I will look out for this poaster.
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
how much does he squat? does he squat more with a baseball ...
Trip well-lubricated therapy nursing home
  10/07/13
(flame)
Coiffed lake cuckoldry
  10/07/13
I get sick of all the ls/law firm flames, but I have to admi...
Stirring indian lodge
  10/07/13
? brother. Explain what u mean by ls/law firm flames.
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
i dunno man, maybe it's not you. but i'm thinking of the on...
Stirring indian lodge
  10/07/13
I thank you, my sweet brother!
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
Prance on, my sweet scholar
Stirring indian lodge
  10/07/13
wait his stuff is flame?
slap-happy lavender macaca set
  10/07/13
everything except for the rowboat, which was a terrible, ter...
Opaque lodge
  10/07/13
lololol
cerise church building
  08/19/16
it's not good crackling flame like the kind you get when you...
chartreuse goal in life legal warrant
  10/07/13
man idk who the fuck you are but you seem reasonable in this...
slap-happy lavender macaca set
  10/07/13
hey it's askav
chartreuse goal in life legal warrant
  10/07/13
yeah you seemed more tuned in than a typical raving pumo maf...
slap-happy lavender macaca set
  10/07/13
Johnsmeyer please don't bother justifying yourself to these ...
Low-t blood rage
  10/07/13
When he first arrived, I thought he was annoying as fuck. ...
harsh chestnut really tough guy school
  10/07/13
this
chartreuse goal in life legal warrant
  10/07/13
120, Johnsmeyer is cool cuz he;s like a popular kid in HS wh...
Brindle Mischievous Market Round Eye
  10/07/13
Yes. When I was brand new here he took me under his wing.
Low-t blood rage
  10/07/13
Johnsmeyer: 180 poaster, board legend You: mumbling 187 w...
Black Hall Gaping
  10/07/13
180000
nubile electric base kitty
  10/07/13
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Zippy codepig toilet seat
  10/07/13
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hilarious digit ratio internal respiration
  10/07/13
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geriatric boiling water university
  06/27/14
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Charismatic abode
  06/21/16
(Johnsmeyer)
Brindle Mischievous Market Round Eye
  10/07/13
Date: February 28th, 2011 8:09 PM Author: ...,.,.,,,,.,..,....
slap-happy lavender macaca set
  10/07/13
yeah i'm not askav, i was poking fun at him.
chartreuse goal in life legal warrant
  10/07/13
FMA
slap-happy lavender macaca set
  10/07/13
i feel like this would be dishonest though
Vibrant Place Of Business Site
  10/07/13
When I make it in entertainment, I am stealing all of Johnsm...
Misunderstood lemon selfie
  10/07/13
No other poster has provided as many real LOLs than jm
laughsome pontificating address brethren
  10/07/13
He's a bottom 10 poster, no doubt.
confused hyperactive jewess
  10/07/13
Sounds like someone still hasn't seen War horse
Exciting tanning salon
  10/07/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbl-umsFOM
Sapphire temple knife
  10/07/13
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Mind-boggling bawdyhouse potus
  06/27/14
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Vigorous henna dingle berry
  06/21/16


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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185780)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: bipolar arousing kitchen

(straight up faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24188544)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Azure Masturbator Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#25829540)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Sexy stag film

nah, he's a bottom 5 poster and so are you, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#25829694)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185787)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: Histrionic juggernaut hunting ground

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185799)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: ebony talented candlestick maker

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185804)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: slap-happy lavender macaca set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185806)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

Always pumos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185807)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 7:13 PM
Author: blathering menage goyim

kill yourself geek

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24188550)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Sexy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#25829741)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: stimulating ape resort

This is not merchant grade bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185808)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: Nighttime milky orchestra pit

I disagree

I think JM is a team of the most elite poasters on one account

Think: the Shakespeare of XO Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185826)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:10 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life legal warrant

his memes are really awkward and forced. it makes me cringe when i see him post about height and 22 year old women hitting menopause or whatever. i guess it's like an aspie's idea of a good time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185849)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

Forcing memes is the only way to get them through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185873)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life legal warrant

the scholarship meme was kind of funny for a few weeks (but not oh what a scholar). everything else you listed sucks, the height, the age, war horse, everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185882)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

But they gained popularity. That's all that matters no? I obviously can't make you happy but if people talked about that stuff, then why do I care what you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185888)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life legal warrant

i'm just a black pumo expressing my opinion on board matters in a free market of ideas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185895)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:23 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

lmao jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185899)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life legal warrant

why take this the wrong way? i hope this thread spurs you to become a better poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185937)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

lol not taking it the other way brother. Responding to your poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185984)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Maize nowag garrison

(askav alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185883)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible Greedy Legend

i've hated that guy since day 1. fuck him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185854)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life legal warrant

he makes me so angry, you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185859)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:16 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

lol wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185866)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Concupiscible Greedy Legend

please stop texting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185917)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

Lol the only person in here spittin' hate that I've ever herrrrd of is bloodacre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185869)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Opaque lodge

he's about a cm cydot level poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185872)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: blathering menage goyim

shut up you awkward bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185876)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185878)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Opaque lodge

what? cm cydot is considered a rilly smarts poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185887)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:21 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

Never heard of him. I guess he is like a biglaw aspie. Grinds, grinds, grinds, but really shitty at marketing himself so people don't know who the fuck he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185892)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Opaque lodge

everybody knows who he is. he's that mcauly caulkin motherfucker who always posts about drinking wine and chasing butterflies and not watching tv and shit

you're a very useful poster, dude. case in point: i wouldn't be able to parody the "do women really yell at guys for looking at them?" thread with "do women really ding guys for being < 5'9"" without u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185903)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

ty brother. I will look out for this poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185909)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Trip well-lubricated therapy nursing home

how much does he squat? does he squat more with a baseball in his ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185870)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:21 AM
Author: Coiffed lake cuckoldry

(flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185889)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Stirring indian lodge

I get sick of all the ls/law firm flames, but I have to admit that I literally LOL'd at the prancing scholar poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185901)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

? brother. Explain what u mean by ls/law firm flames.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185907)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Stirring indian lodge

i dunno man, maybe it's not you. but i'm thinking of the ones that are about some obviously flame situation (Caught Cheating on Evidence Exam! or the C&F threads). I just don't think they're that amusing or worthwhile.

Overall, I'd have to say I like your more absurdist work better. All in all, though, I disagree with the OP and think you should be thought of as an asset to the xo community.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185932)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:31 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

I thank you, my sweet brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185933)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Stirring indian lodge

Prance on, my sweet scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185950)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: slap-happy lavender macaca set

wait his stuff is flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185919)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Opaque lodge

everything except for the rowboat, which was a terrible, terrible tragedy.

and the day he went to work with his bro. that was real

and that guy that threw a punch at him in his own house, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185924)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: cerise church building

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#31221735)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life legal warrant

it's not good crackling flame like the kind you get when you throw logs together for a camp fire. it's more like a bonfire of discarded plastic and styrofoam. it grabs attention by virtue of its odor and noxious fumes but is rather offputting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185948)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: slap-happy lavender macaca set

man idk who the fuck you are but you seem reasonable in this thread.

JM is doing a service to a really burnt out dying board man and I like how he brings new ideas and doesnt just parrot mr jinxs jokes like the worlds greatest gay porn faggot, midnight cockboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185955)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life legal warrant

hey it's askav

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185962)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:40 AM
Author: slap-happy lavender macaca set

yeah you seemed more tuned in than a typical raving pumo maf about some other poster being well liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185969)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: Low-t blood rage

Johnsmeyer please don't bother justifying yourself to these JAF (jelly as fuck) pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185941)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: harsh chestnut really tough guy school

When he first arrived, I thought he was annoying as fuck.

Then I began to appreciate his flame as an art form.

Then he started sucking, again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185947)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: chartreuse goal in life legal warrant

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185951)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:36 AM
Author: Brindle Mischievous Market Round Eye

120, Johnsmeyer is cool cuz he;s like a popular kid in HS who is isnt a douche and is nice to the nerds and losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185954)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Low-t blood rage

Yes. When I was brand new here he took me under his wing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185997)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Black Hall Gaping

Johnsmeyer: 180 poaster, board legend

You: mumbling 187 with his dick in your mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185959)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: nubile electric base kitty

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185987)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Zippy codepig toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189277)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: hilarious digit ratio internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189310)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: geriatric boiling water university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#25829566)



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Date: June 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Charismatic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#30759732)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: Brindle Mischievous Market Round Eye

(Johnsmeyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24185986)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:07 PM
Author: slap-happy lavender macaca set

Date: February 28th, 2011 8:09 PM

Author: ...,.,.,,,,.,..,.,,,...,.,.,.,.,,,,... (aktp)

Yeah, I like his style of flame too. The financial district thing is accurate as well, which gives his flame a nice verisimilitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&forum_id=2#17398189)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24186412)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: chartreuse goal in life legal warrant

yeah i'm not askav, i was poking fun at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24186443)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: slap-happy lavender macaca set

FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24186518)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Place Of Business Site

i feel like this would be dishonest though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24186416)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood lemon selfie

When I make it in entertainment, I am stealing all of Johnsmeyer's material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24186561)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:52 PM
Author: laughsome pontificating address brethren

No other poster has provided as many real LOLs than jm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189206)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: confused hyperactive jewess

He's a bottom 10 poster, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189290)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: Exciting tanning salon

Sounds like someone still hasn't seen War horse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189301)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: Sapphire temple knife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbl-umsFOM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#24189336)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling bawdyhouse potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#25829530)



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Date: June 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Vigorous henna dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381025&forum_id=2#30759698)