\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
Sick black woman bbw
  12/03/13
...
Excitant Theater
  12/03/13
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  10/06/19
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
Contagious cruise ship toaster
  10/19/21
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  10/02/24
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
underrated
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
lol damn how have I never seen this thread
razzmatazz judgmental elastic band
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
razzmatazz judgmental elastic band
  11/03/20
Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
Sexy Mad Cow Disease Idea He Suggested
  11/03/20
Doing the Lord's work, brother
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  11/03/20
...
Yellow racy incel
  08/08/22
33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
Purple concupiscible university chad
  12/03/13
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/25/17
...
Contagious cruise ship toaster
  10/19/21
...
Rebellious aquamarine parlour stain
  12/03/13
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Lime theatre fanboi
  12/03/13
...
Diverse den
  12/03/13
fucking genius
Vibrant pisswyrm menage
  12/03/13
...
Hot smoky depressive hall
  12/04/13
180
Carnelian fat ankles field
  12/06/13
...
bat-shit-crazy place of business institution
  07/06/14
...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  10/16/14
...
Copper hissy fit foreskin
  11/13/14
18000000
poppy nowag gunner
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
Glassy maniacal shitlib
  01/13/15
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Stimulating soggy temple
  02/28/16
...
Cheese-eating topaz theater stage scourge upon the earth
  12/14/16
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/25/17
Lol
dull pervert azn
  03/25/17
...
Purple concupiscible university chad
  04/16/17
easter bump
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  04/16/17
...
cracking spruce casino
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  05/31/17
...
Coiffed lodge electric furnace
  10/10/17
...
Cocky Fuchsia Pozpig People Who Are Hurt
  11/28/17
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  12/16/17
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  08/16/18
...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/21/19
...
cracking spruce casino
  04/21/19
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  04/21/19
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  05/12/19
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  05/24/19
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  10/03/19
lmfao this one is killing me
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
splenetic stage
  03/15/22
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  09/06/24
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  10/02/24
MERRY CHRISTMAS bump
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  12/24/24
999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
big bawdyhouse
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
swashbuckling faggotry wagecucks
  12/03/13
...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
Bateful Dragon Native
  08/25/15
...
Adventurous center
  11/28/17
...
boyish parlor useless brakes
  12/15/17
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/06/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
Yellow racy incel
  12/24/24
July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/25/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
Sick black woman bbw
  12/03/13
...
ruby unholy generalized bond
  11/02/16
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
lolololol
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/03/13
180!!
Canary Plaza Sweet Tailpipe
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
ocher overrated forum roast beef
  12/05/13
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
This is fucking genius brother. 180
Purple concupiscible university chad
  12/03/13
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/03/13
...
Canary Plaza Sweet Tailpipe
  12/03/13
...
heady emerald affirmative action therapy
  12/03/13
...
lemon soul-stirring pocket flask
  12/03/13
...
odious piazza
  12/03/13
...
Lime theatre fanboi
  12/03/13
...
Beady-eyed walnut abode national security agency
  12/03/13
this is very good.
Hyperactive Startled Box Office
  12/03/13
...
sickened state
  07/30/14
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  06/05/19
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  10/02/24
do more please
Multi-colored patrolman mood
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
Supple Skinny Woman
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/03/13
...
Vibrant pisswyrm menage
  12/03/13
...
Arousing tan gas station
  08/29/14
...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/03/15
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  04/16/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
wholly shit lmfao
mind-boggling mewling house
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
Disturbing gold principal's office
  12/03/13
...
irate psychic
  12/03/13
November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
Harsh Dashing Garrison
  12/03/13
jfc
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
no, jfk
Galvanic Citrine Area
  07/19/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
Glittery ebony antidepressant drug hell
  02/19/23
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/25/17
...
Burgundy mental disorder voyeur
  03/29/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
lascivious puppy
  12/03/13
...
big bawdyhouse
  12/04/13
July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
Beady-eyed walnut abode national security agency
  12/03/13
...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
Vibrant pisswyrm menage
  12/03/13
September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
Drab twisted range
  12/03/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/03/13
April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
Beady-eyed walnut abode national security agency
  12/03/13
subtle
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
Beady-eyed walnut abode national security agency
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Vigorous Idiotic Ticket Booth Degenerate
  09/17/15
oh man
ruby unholy generalized bond
  11/02/16
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
...
lascivious puppy
  11/03/20
...
Diverse den
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king
  12/03/13
...
Vibrant pisswyrm menage
  12/03/13
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/03/13
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/27/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
Supple Skinny Woman
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
Sick black woman bbw
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
Supple Skinny Woman
  12/03/13
...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/03/13
ty bro.
Supple Skinny Woman
  12/03/13
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/03/13
180
Razzle orchestra pit keepsake machete
  12/04/13
...
Bronze whorehouse
  12/12/13
...
Arousing tan gas station
  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
Hot smoky depressive hall
  12/03/13
...
lascivious puppy
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
Supple Skinny Woman
  12/03/13
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/03/13
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
provocative tantric corner jew
  07/31/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/03/13
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/03/13
...
Appetizing green library
  12/05/13
Underrated
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/25/17
...
dull pervert azn
  03/25/17
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  03/25/17
...
Painfully honest razzle-dazzle base cumskin
  02/08/18
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/06/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
Maroon lettuce space
  10/19/21
...
Maroon lettuce space
  03/15/22
...
Maroon lettuce space
  11/19/22
...
Maroon lettuce space
  12/30/24
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
180
Unhinged ultramarine partner filthpig
  07/06/14
...
fragrant blood rage stage
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
Pearl resort coffee pot
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
Supple Skinny Woman
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
Pearl resort coffee pot
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
bearded stag film
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
bearded stag film
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
bearded stag film
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
bearded stag film
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
Vibrant pisswyrm menage
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  10/02/24
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
Supple Skinny Woman
  12/03/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/21/13
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
Hot smoky depressive hall
  12/03/13
180
french chrome kitchen messiness
  06/07/14
...
free-loading pit
  11/13/14
...
provocative tantric corner jew
  07/31/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
lascivious puppy
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/03/13
...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  01/13/15
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  05/09/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
ocher overrated forum roast beef
  12/05/13
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
Pungent cuckoldry sneaky criminal
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
Stubborn irradiated address
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/03/13
...
Razzle orchestra pit keepsake machete
  12/04/13
...
Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king
  12/04/13
lol
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
wonderful clown
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
tripping indigo hunting ground home
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
Unhinged ultramarine partner filthpig
  07/06/14
...
federal sooty brunch newt
  01/13/15
...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
Hairraiser Property
  03/27/17
wrong
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/04/13
...
Harsh Dashing Garrison
  12/05/13
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/04/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/04/13
i'm dying
Fluffy church
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
I think so too
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king
  12/11/13
...
free-loading pit
  11/13/14
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/06/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/04/13
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
Vibrant pisswyrm menage
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
cowardly boistinker
  12/04/13
lol
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/04/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
navy frum queen of the night spot
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
Laughsome cuckold hairy legs
  12/04/13
...
Excitant Theater
  04/20/14
lol
Galvanic Citrine Area
  11/28/17
...
Adventurous center
  11/28/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
Maroon lettuce space
  03/15/22
...
Outnumbered avocado market mediation
  03/09/23
...
Electric Set Dingle Berry
  12/15/24
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
jfc
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king
  12/11/13
lmao 180
boyish parlor useless brakes
  12/15/17
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  06/05/19
LMAO
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
Electric Set Dingle Berry
  12/05/13
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
Outnumbered avocado market mediation
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
Floppy roommate trailer park
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
Electric Set Dingle Berry
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/25/17
nice
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
...
impertinent ape
  03/25/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
180
Purple concupiscible university chad
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
180
Purple concupiscible university chad
  12/05/13
...
Lilac church building
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/27/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
marvelous fantasy-prone boiling water
  12/05/13
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
180 clear crackhouse striped hyena
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
Bright costumed hospital tank
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
180
Purple concupiscible university chad
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
...
Vibrant pisswyrm menage
  12/05/13
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/11/13
...
Supple Skinny Woman
  12/12/13
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
Vibrant pisswyrm menage
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
Lime theatre fanboi
  12/05/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
i loved this one
Cyan Locus
  12/06/13
ty brother
Lime theatre fanboi
  12/11/13
180
Galvanic Citrine Area
  06/03/14
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
180
Purple concupiscible university chad
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
navy frum queen of the night spot
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/12/13
Excellent.
Supple Skinny Woman
  12/12/13
praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/21/13
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  10/03/14
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsr...
Abusive Reading Party Codepig
  12/05/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mar...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
lol
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
Best in class
Lime theatre fanboi
  12/05/13
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/11/13
...
Arousing tan gas station
  08/29/14
I lol'd
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Cheese-eating topaz theater stage scourge upon the earth
  12/14/16
...
impertinent ape
  03/25/17
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
180
Bull Headed Mint Ceo
  03/27/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com To: boardadmin@princeto...
Abusive Reading Party Codepig
  12/05/13
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/11/13
...
black masturbator
  12/11/13
...
lascivious puppy
  06/30/14
...
Arousing tan gas station
  08/29/14
Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails ...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
...
Spectacular Point Friendly Grandma
  12/18/13
April 7, 1952 Attn: Philip B. Perelman Listen, Phil, s...
Abusive Reading Party Codepig
  12/05/13
Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Taka...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his mas...
Vibrant pisswyrm menage
  12/05/13
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  12/11/13
Criminally underrated
navy frum queen of the night spot
  08/29/14
...
impertinent ape
  03/25/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousi...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally H...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
...
Abusive Reading Party Codepig
  12/05/13
180 for collard greens
lascivious puppy
  06/30/14
1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for th...
Passionate Zippy Locale Jap
  12/05/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/05/13
1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighb...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Be...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/05/13
R O F L
Purple concupiscible university chad
  12/06/13
...
Vibrant pisswyrm menage
  12/06/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/06/13
180
lascivious puppy
  06/30/14
...
Cheese-eating topaz theater stage scourge upon the earth
  12/14/16
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and...
Beta chocolate hominid office
  12/06/13
1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of d...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/06/13
1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, ope...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/07/13
1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whis...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/07/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/10/13
The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their...
henna titillating french chef ladyboy
  12/10/13
June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore t...
Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king
  12/11/13
(antisemite)
wonderful clown
  12/11/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/11/13
...
Abusive Reading Party Codepig
  12/11/13
April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play...
Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king
  12/11/13
...
Abusive Reading Party Codepig
  12/11/13
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/06/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his frien...
Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king
  12/11/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/12/13
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  05/09/20
25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at hi...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/11/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/18/13
1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop tr...
henna titillating french chef ladyboy
  12/14/13
399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolp...
Pearl resort coffee pot
  12/18/13
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  12/18/13
...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  04/02/15
1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time...
slippery cerebral sanctuary weed whacker
  12/18/13
I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of ...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  01/26/14
you are such a bitch lol
opaque exciting old irish cottage stock car
  01/26/14
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancast...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/19/14
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern,...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/19/14
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  10/02/24
1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a ....
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/19/14
...
Disrespectful magical athletic conference
  04/20/14
768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to &...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/20/14
lol
Stirring magenta nursing home
  08/20/14
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  10/02/14
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/20/14
180 for 'Reudop'
Stirring magenta nursing home
  08/20/14
...
Carnelian fat ankles field
  06/03/14
...
sickened state
  06/30/14
July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realizatio...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  07/06/14
...
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
sickened state
  08/16/14
I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.
Supple Skinny Woman
  08/16/14
TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.
Stirring magenta nursing home
  08/20/14
June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &...
Big-titted heaven
  08/20/14
...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  10/02/14
Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  08/20/14
this the shit i like
flirting talented dysfunction
  10/02/14
August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa...
Canary Plaza Sweet Tailpipe
  10/02/14
August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf...
Canary Plaza Sweet Tailpipe
  10/02/14
love the sibling angle here.
Stirring magenta nursing home
  10/02/14
Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  10/02/14
tcr
Stirring magenta nursing home
  10/02/14
both are 180
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  10/02/14
nice
Stirring magenta nursing home
  10/02/14
Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  10/02/14
i like "Homo rudolfensis"
Stirring magenta nursing home
  10/02/14
LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  10/02/14
lol, 180.
Stirring magenta nursing home
  10/02/14
180
Appetizing green library
  10/02/14
180 find
sickened state
  10/03/14
180
thriller death wish
  01/13/15
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  01/13/15
180 holy shit
heady emerald affirmative action therapy
  01/13/15
Best "life imitates xo" of all time
Abusive Reading Party Codepig
  08/09/15
...
Beady-eyed walnut abode national security agency
  08/10/15
LOL
dull pervert azn
  09/17/15
...
Supple Skinny Woman
  10/21/16
...
dull pervert azn
  11/28/17
...
Motley pistol
  10/24/16
...
Cheese-eating topaz theater stage scourge upon the earth
  12/14/16
180 simglitch
impertinent ape
  03/25/17
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/25/17
...
High-end shrine
  03/25/17
...
iridescent exhilarant dilemma
  03/27/17
180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed
cracking spruce casino
  04/21/19
...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  05/15/19
...
gay vengeful famous landscape painting station
  06/05/19
...
Amber gaming laptop
  03/05/20
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/06/20
...
provocative tantric corner jew
  07/31/20
LMFAO this may be the best one yet
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
provocative tantric corner jew
  12/26/20
...
Maroon lettuce space
  03/09/21
this is like the third time this poast has made me little te...
Maroon lettuce space
  10/19/21
...
geriatric personal credit line deer antler
  03/15/22
...
Purple concupiscible university chad
  11/08/22
...
Charismatic really tough guy
  02/19/23
...
Plum Indian Lodge
  10/02/24
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  10/02/14
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  10/16/14
REALLY underrated
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  04/16/17
November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  10/03/14
...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  08/06/15
http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif
sickened state
  10/04/14
July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  10/16/14
lol. great moniker, btw.
Stirring magenta nursing home
  10/16/14
TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  10/16/14
ty, brother.
Stirring magenta nursing home
  10/16/14
2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  10/16/14
...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  10/16/14
...
Purple concupiscible university chad
  08/19/16
...
impertinent ape
  03/25/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/06/14
lol
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/10/15
lol again
Galvanic Citrine Area
  02/28/16
lol again
Galvanic Citrine Area
  07/13/20
yup
Galvanic Citrine Area
  08/20/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  01/20/21
January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  01/13/15
I lol'd
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  01/13/15
June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor t...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  01/13/15
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  02/10/15
...
ivory slap-happy school cafeteria
  09/17/15
September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  01/13/15
February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro...
Cyan Locus
  02/04/15
...
Stirring magenta nursing home
  02/10/15
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  04/01/15
September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  04/02/15
June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm...
Cyan Locus
  08/05/15
Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!
Histrionic quadroon brethren
  08/06/15
August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey...
Histrionic quadroon brethren
  08/06/15
okay, I lol'd
Claret chapel knife
  09/17/15
...
Wine giraffe
  04/03/16
December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  08/06/15
...
Histrionic quadroon brethren
  08/06/15
1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp...
Painfully honest razzle-dazzle base cumskin
  08/07/15
...
Histrionic quadroon brethren
  08/10/15
November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH...
Histrionic quadroon brethren
  08/10/15
...
Outnumbered avocado market mediation
  12/14/16
August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  10/20/15
...
Cyan Locus
  10/20/15
cr
Bateful Dragon Native
  01/27/16
July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy...
Primrose school
  02/28/16
...
Purple concupiscible university chad
  04/03/16
...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  09/23/16
...
ruby unholy generalized bond
  11/02/16
...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/13/16
LMAO 180
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,...
Purple concupiscible university chad
  04/03/16
...
ruby unholy generalized bond
  11/02/16
...
curious doobsian business firm
  03/25/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
Deranged bat shit crazy rehab turdskin
  09/14/16
New England 27, Houston 0
Galvanic Citrine Area
  09/23/16
...
Supple Skinny Woman
  10/21/16
...
bipolar genital piercing alpha
  11/03/16
November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jef...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  11/15/16
November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detro...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  11/15/16
November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project ch...
Abusive Reading Party Codepig
  12/13/16
180
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/13/16
...
fear-inspiring public bath rigpig
  12/14/16
...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  03/25/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
...
Maroon lettuce space
  10/19/21
From: Senator Harry Reidolph To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com ...
Abusive Reading Party Codepig
  11/17/16
122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for ...
Ungodly national travel guidebook
  01/26/17
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  03/16/17
March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveri...
Vivacious Violent Ratface
  03/25/17
this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/25/17
...
Comical haunting faggot firefighter
  03/25/17
...
Supple Skinny Woman
  03/27/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE. After months of sporadi...
navy frum queen of the night spot
  03/27/17
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  10/03/19
REDDITALERT
Hairraiser Property
  03/27/17
...
International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/04/17
May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately ...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/15/17
June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/15/17
May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudo...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  11/28/17
...
Adventurous center
  11/28/17
...
Adventurous center
  11/28/17
636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire igno...
boyish parlor useless brakes
  12/15/17
1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo...
boyish parlor useless brakes
  12/15/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports t...
boyish parlor useless brakes
  12/15/17
1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of R...
boyish parlor useless brakes
  12/15/17
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu...
boyish parlor useless brakes
  12/15/17
November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his...
boyish parlor useless brakes
  12/15/17
...
Yellow racy incel
  08/16/18
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/29/18
...
up-to-no-good dopamine
  04/26/18
...
curious doobsian business firm
  05/11/18
May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audib...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  04/21/19
August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband ...
Sexy Mad Cow Disease Idea He Suggested
  04/21/19
June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assure...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  06/03/19
A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.
Galvanic Citrine Area
  06/03/19
...
Disrespectful magical athletic conference
  08/12/19
Still an excellent thread
Supple Skinny Woman
  10/03/19
well, that kills it
Galvanic Citrine Area
  10/06/19
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/06/20
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  01/02/20
February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes ala...
legend tanning salon
  03/05/20
...
sapphire lay
  03/29/20
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  03/06/20
...
ivory slap-happy school cafeteria
  03/06/20
January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing h...
Electric Set Dingle Berry
  03/10/20
...
shivering party of the first part
  03/29/20
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  04/18/20
...
blue tattoo
  06/23/20
lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymize...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  07/24/20
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  11/03/20
1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels ...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  07/31/20
...
Sexy Mad Cow Disease Idea He Suggested
  11/03/20
...
curious doobsian business firm
  12/26/20
...
Effete stead gay wizard
  03/09/21
1919: President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisivel...
marvelous fantasy-prone boiling water
  03/10/21
November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States t...
Electric Set Dingle Berry
  10/07/21
...
Electric Set Dingle Berry
  12/15/24
...
Underhanded Flushed Haunted Graveyard Goyim
  10/19/21
...
Aggressive prole mexican
  03/15/22
...
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house
  03/19/22
Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 ...
Histrionic quadroon brethren
  03/20/22
...
Low-t potus dog poop
  06/26/22
September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success le...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  08/08/22
May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotl...
Sexy Mad Cow Disease Idea He Suggested
  08/08/22
January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/08/22
...
Crystalline site feces
  12/11/22
Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to fi...
bisexual alcoholic meetinghouse cuck
  12/11/22
Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kik...
Crystalline site feces
  12/11/22
December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/11/22
...
fighting idiot
  03/09/23
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  05/16/23
05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options w...
Maroon lettuce space
  06/22/23
...
Domesticated slate preventive strike senate
  06/22/23
December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of deri...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/24/23
Jan 1, 2024 - Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game predic...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  01/01/24
...
blue tattoo
  01/01/24
...
Frisky aromatic goal in life
  09/06/24
December 24, year unknown - Rudolph sobs at his hideous visa...
Galvanic Citrine Area
  12/15/24
...
up-to-no-good dopamine
  12/30/24


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556656)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Sick black woman bbw

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556890)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Excitant Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556983)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939066)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248990)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2021 2:05 PM
Author: Contagious cruise ship toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296915)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155659)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248991)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556669)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778183)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248993)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz judgmental elastic band

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249049)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249070)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: razzmatazz judgmental elastic band

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249108)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249145)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Sexy Mad Cow Disease Idea He Suggested

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249208)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249227)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41255039)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: Yellow racy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980568)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556673)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556840)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913717)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: Contagious cruise ship toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296944)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: Rebellious aquamarine parlour stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557500)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778355)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Lime theatre fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557831)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Diverse den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557848)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm menage

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558234)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Hot smoky depressive hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566096)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: Carnelian fat ankles field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580497)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy place of business institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879472)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527584)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Copper hissy fit foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708462)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: poppy nowag gunner

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107679)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Glassy maniacal shitlib

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107713)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778185)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Stimulating soggy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936779)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating topaz theater stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139012)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913639)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: dull pervert azn

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913678)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086115)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086552)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: cracking spruce casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086601)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33440137)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Coiffed lodge electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34413602)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Cocky Fuchsia Pozpig People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792488)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34932355)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628163)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119714)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: cracking spruce casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119716)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119743)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38223586)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38282461)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925616)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248983)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: splenetic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156043)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48056945)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155647)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2024 7:53 AM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life

MERRY CHRISTMAS bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48481182)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556692)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556704)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: big bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569554)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556705)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling faggotry wagecucks

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557286)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485897)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: Bateful Dragon Native

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28621032)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Adventurous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792503)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: boyish parlor useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928492)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707326)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248998)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2024 8:02 AM
Author: Yellow racy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48481199)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556707)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249024)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913689)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249000)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556711)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Sick black woman bbw

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556800)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: ruby unholy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780919)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917142)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556713)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556778)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Canary Plaza Sweet Tailpipe

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556838)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: ocher overrated forum roast beef

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571282)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917145)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249009)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556731)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556750)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Canary Plaza Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556882)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: heady emerald affirmative action therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557329)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: lemon soul-stirring pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557343)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: odious piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557512)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Lime theatre fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557799)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed walnut abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558098)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive Startled Box Office

this is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561620)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: sickened state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26028504)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249003)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556979)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778182)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344670)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155661)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored patrolman mood

do more please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556982)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557041)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman

This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560987)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557495)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557820)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558231)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Arousing tan gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230257)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610499)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086555)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249001)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling mewling house

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557836)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: Disturbing gold principal's office

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557858)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: irate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557872)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557982)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Harsh Dashing Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24557985)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778298)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40630080)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249014)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Glittery ebony antidepressant drug hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953759)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917068)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Burgundy mental disorder voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895029)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249012)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558048)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558166)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: lascivious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561033)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: big bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569562)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed walnut abode national security agency

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558201)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490956)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778743)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249011)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm menage

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558223)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Drab twisted range

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558253)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558297)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed walnut abode national security agency

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558360)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230248)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed walnut abode national security agency

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527707)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778472)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Vigorous Idiotic Ticket Booth Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778716)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: ruby unholy generalized bond

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780907)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917155)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: lascivious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249393)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Diverse den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558489)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558515)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558714)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913722)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24558699)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929222)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249010)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560950)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Sick black woman bbw

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560985)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24560992)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561315)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561459)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561507)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561679)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565414)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Bronze whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627889)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Arousing tan gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230268)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Hot smoky depressive hall

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561010)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: lascivious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561051)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561060)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561684)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778368)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: provocative tantric corner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690562)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249019)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561319)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561466)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561686)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: Appetizing green library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571157)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778381)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916942)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: dull pervert azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913695)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913759)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Painfully honest razzle-dazzle base cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35357533)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707565)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249028)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Maroon lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296940)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Maroon lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156029)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: Maroon lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45516426)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 30th, 2024 7:35 AM
Author: Maroon lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48500694)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561353)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Unhinged ultramarine partner filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879467)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: fragrant blood rage stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40754956)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249032)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Pearl resort coffee pot

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561389)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561447)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Pearl resort coffee pot

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561456)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561392)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778406)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917157)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249041)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: bearded stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561422)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561436)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: bearded stag film

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561452)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561514)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: bearded stag film

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561554)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561560)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: bearded stag film

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561622)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm menage

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561523)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561558)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778457)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249192)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155656)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561653)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561666)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687828)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249193)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561715)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Hot smoky depressive hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561756)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: french chrome kitchen messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25706096)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: free-loading pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708104)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: provocative tantric corner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690564)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249194)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: lascivious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249414)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561749)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109862)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917163)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249196)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561789)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778449)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180368)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249068)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249197)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561832)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24561843)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: ocher overrated forum roast beef

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571333)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917166)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Pungent cuckoldry sneaky criminal

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562031)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778465)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Stubborn irradiated address

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562105)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24562166)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: Razzle orchestra pit keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565436)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566037)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778469)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: wonderful clown

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565949)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: tripping indigo hunting ground home

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580391)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Unhinged ultramarine partner filthpig

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879481)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: federal sooty brunch newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107669)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31923688)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser Property

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929796)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249198)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24563405)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Harsh Dashing Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572968)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917172)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565313)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565377)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Fluffy church

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571734)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572678)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249083)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616910)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: free-loading pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26708108)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917176)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707580)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249085)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565528)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778506)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249090)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm menage

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24565927)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: cowardly boistinker

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24566030)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569638)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569475)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: navy frum queen of the night spot

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569624)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Laughsome cuckold hairy legs

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24569637)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Excitant Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414809)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792454)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Adventurous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792489)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249097)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: Maroon lettuce space

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156061)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered avocado market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031819)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Electric Set Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451070)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24570990)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778517)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249106)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571237)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616914)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: boyish parlor useless brakes

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930031)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344681)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249104)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Electric Set Dingle Berry

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571246)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249110)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered avocado market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031822)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571381)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917159)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Floppy roommate trailer park

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571417)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571448)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571515)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Electric Set Dingle Berry

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571597)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913702)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572682)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: impertinent ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913616)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249116)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571686)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572463)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571699)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572458)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Lilac church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27610902)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929233)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249125)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: marvelous fantasy-prone boiling water

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571747)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778541)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: 180 clear crackhouse striped hyena

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571771)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: Bright costumed hospital tank

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296975)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24571883)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572457)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572701)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572716)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616892)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24628043)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249124)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm menage

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572719)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572878)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: Lime theatre fanboi

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572893)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572912)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: Cyan Locus

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580509)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: Lime theatre fanboi

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617214)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25682449)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249129)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572951)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572958)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24572984)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: navy frum queen of the night spot

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617587)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623922)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24627860)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24687824)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249153)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573035)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26449755)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249157)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: Abusive Reading Party Codepig

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573040)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573042)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573050)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573068)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: Lime theatre fanboi

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573093)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616885)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Arousing tan gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230265)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778561)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Cheese-eating topaz theater stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139103)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: impertinent ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913629)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917179)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mint Ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929793)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249172)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: Abusive Reading Party Codepig

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573059)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616883)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: black masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617611)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: lascivious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842638)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Arousing tan gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230260)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573072)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Spectacular Point Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24669132)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: Abusive Reading Party Codepig

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573080)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573105)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm menage

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573119)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24616880)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: navy frum queen of the night spot

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26230251)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: impertinent ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913633)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249188)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573161)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573176)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Abusive Reading Party Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573291)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: lascivious puppy

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842706)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: Passionate Zippy Locale Jap

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24573675)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24575536)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576658)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24576691)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580427)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Vibrant pisswyrm menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580493)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24581962)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: lascivious puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842623)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating topaz theater stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139127)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249203)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: Beta chocolate hominid office

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580505)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24580588)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585337)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24585382)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24613148)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: henna titillating french chef ladyboy

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24614670)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617045)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: wonderful clown

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617160)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617163)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Abusive Reading Party Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617497)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617166)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: Abusive Reading Party Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617498)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707606)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249210)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted trip philosopher-king

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617261)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24623939)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40180371)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24617474)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667525)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: henna titillating french chef ladyboy

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24640765)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Pearl resort coffee pot

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667560)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667889)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602268)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: slippery cerebral sanctuary weed whacker

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24667824)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900875)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: opaque exciting old irish cottage stock car

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24900929)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778674)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409438)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778685)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409464)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778679)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917191)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48155658)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25409535)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Disrespectful magical athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414792)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414710)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170195)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441742)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249223)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25414768)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170198)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Carnelian fat ankles field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25681359)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: sickened state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25842615)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#25879434)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778697)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: sickened state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140195)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26140238)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170164)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Big-titted heaven

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170263)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441706)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26170345)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: flirting talented dysfunction

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441775)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: Canary Plaza Sweet Tailpipe

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441837)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: Canary Plaza Sweet Tailpipe

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26441868)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442417)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442584)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442846)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249266)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442624)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442847)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26442934)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26443021)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444231)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444354)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: Appetizing green library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26445432)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: sickened state

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448296)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: thriller death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107567)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107672)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: heady emerald affirmative action therapy

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107692)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Abusive Reading Party Codepig

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28513253)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed walnut abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519739)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: dull pervert azn

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778387)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698845)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: dull pervert azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792476)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Motley pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31715641)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating topaz theater stage scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139154)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: impertinent ape

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913673)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32914285)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: High-end shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32916957)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: iridescent exhilarant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929720)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: cracking spruce casino

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119723)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38237806)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: gay vengeful famous landscape painting station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38344678)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Amber gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701803)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707609)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: provocative tantric corner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690572)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249276)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: provocative tantric corner jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619386)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Maroon lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075659)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Maroon lettuce space

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296958)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: geriatric personal credit line deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156023)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45454729)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: Charismatic really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45953756)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Plum Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48156261)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249269)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26444588)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527661)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33086570)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26448258)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490958)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: sickened state

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26457951)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527583)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527656)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527663)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527702)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527697)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26527709)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31222790)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: impertinent ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913679)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249283)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#26872121)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27664301)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936769)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40600788)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40785320)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249286)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41792299)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107438)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778714)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107938)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27107963)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286023)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: ivory slap-happy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778363)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27109805)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Cyan Locus

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27248523)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Stirring magenta nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27286030)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27599637)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#27602266)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Cyan Locus

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28485709)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: Histrionic quadroon brethren

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490336)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: Histrionic quadroon brethren

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490339)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Claret chapel knife

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28778723)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Wine giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193710)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490951)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Histrionic quadroon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28490957)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: Painfully honest razzle-dazzle base cumskin

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28504056)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Histrionic quadroon brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519631)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Histrionic quadroon brethren

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#28519637)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered avocado market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139027)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005857)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Cyan Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29005883)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Bateful Dragon Native

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29695310)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Primrose school

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#29936927)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193671)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31474025)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: ruby unholy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780893)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32129502)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249307)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Purple concupiscible university chad

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#30193696)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: ruby unholy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31780903)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32917200)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249317)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: Deranged bat shit crazy rehab turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31404625)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31472661)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31698841)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author:  bipolar genital piercing alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31791598)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918493)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31918535)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: Abusive Reading Party Codepig

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133335)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32133485)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author:  fear-inspiring public bath rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32139002)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913487)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249323)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Maroon lettuce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296971)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: Abusive Reading Party Codepig

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#31937712)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Ungodly national travel guidebook

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32464102)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32844191)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Vivacious Violent Ratface

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913495)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913711)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Comical haunting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32913748)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929245)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249327)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: navy frum queen of the night spot

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929306)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925622)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser Property

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#32929797)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author:  International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34134127)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080020)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#33080111)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792443)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Adventurous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792453)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Adventurous center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34792490)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: boyish parlor useless brakes

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928533)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: boyish parlor useless brakes

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928542)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249329)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: boyish parlor useless brakes

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928555)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: boyish parlor useless brakes

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34928579)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249332)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: boyish parlor useless brakes

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930062)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: boyish parlor useless brakes

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#34930081)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Yellow racy incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36628193)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35716699)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author:  up-to-no-good dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#35922936)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#36027978)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38119754)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: Sexy Mad Cow Disease Idea He Suggested

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38120012)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335885)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38335894)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Disrespectful magical athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38674633)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Supple Skinny Woman

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38925619)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#38939056)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707324)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39365278)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author:  legend tanning salon

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39701794)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author:  sapphire lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895028)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707322)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: ivory slap-happy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39707599)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: Electric Set Dingle Berry

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39727370)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author:  shivering party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#39895011)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40042604)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: blue tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40483854)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40653658)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41249337)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#40690517)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: Sexy Mad Cow Disease Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41248978)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: curious doobsian business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#41619204)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: Effete stead gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42075610)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: marvelous fantasy-prone boiling water

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#42082347)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: Electric Set Dingle Berry

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43235765)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Electric Set Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451098)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Underhanded Flushed Haunted Graveyard Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#43296734)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Aggressive prole mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44156006)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44180027)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: Histrionic quadroon brethren

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44182535)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: Low-t potus dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44747499)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980446)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: Sexy Mad Cow Disease Idea He Suggested

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#44980470)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45604698)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: Crystalline site feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617341)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: bisexual alcoholic meetinghouse cuck

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617401)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: Crystalline site feces

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617418)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#45617453)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: fighting idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46031820)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46317113)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Maroon lettuce space

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460103)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Domesticated slate preventive strike senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#46460113)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47208977)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237849)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: blue tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#47237799)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Frisky aromatic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48056942)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 15th, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Galvanic Citrine Area

December 24, year unknown - Rudolph sobs at his hideous visage in the mirrored surface of a frozen North Pole lake, traumatized by the understanding that his prominent facial disfigurement would prevent him from ever achieving the respect of his peers and that he would be quickly forgotten once gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48451041)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 30th, 2024 7:44 AM
Author:  up-to-no-good dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#48500699)