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UPDATE: Heide Iravani into I-BANKING nao! (link)

http://www.brightscope.com/financial-planning/advisor/934171...
hairraiser hell messiness
  02/15/14
:D ir8
Boyish plum useless brakes
  02/15/14
wai?
hairraiser hell messiness
  02/15/14
Life-PWN
Boyish plum useless brakes
  02/15/14
thot he went to lawschool
hairraiser hell messiness
  02/15/14
It sucks that connections trump honesty, merit, and moral wo...
Fuchsia Lettuce
  02/15/14
pretty spotty employment history for YLS grad did the lol...
bearded theater stage
  02/15/14
?? She's listing her SA-ship and working for some solo duri...
Boyish plum useless brakes
  02/15/14
LOL what the fuck are you talking about? *graduates from ...
Titillating party of the first part area
  02/15/14
um...u forgot: *got FIRED from "biglaw"
hairraiser hell messiness
  02/15/14
everyone gets fired from biglaw
Talented senate
  02/15/14
Not as a SA from YLS
Fragrant brunch
  02/15/14
??? the fuck are you talking about she worked at a good firm...
Titillating party of the first part area
  02/16/14
HI HEIDE
hairraiser hell messiness
  03/17/15
"finance" is a broad concept if she got a PE gi...
glittery pit famous landscape painting
  02/15/14
("Prodigy")
Onyx big set half-breed
  02/22/14
Academic pedigree is flame and guarantees you nothing but &q...
Deep Mother Depressive
  02/15/14
o god why
cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  02/15/14
Isn't Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith a financial ...
Pink idea he suggested
  02/15/14
yes, yr point...? ibd is financial advisory
cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  02/15/14
I thought that became Bank of America Merrill Lynch. I th...
Pink idea he suggested
  02/15/14
nope, 79 and 63 certified, straight models and bottles IBD
cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  02/15/14
I'll take your word for it.
Pink idea he suggested
  02/15/14
She's a financial adviser. And according to the link most of...
harsh home windowlicker
  02/15/14
link? yo chief shes IBD, checked FINRA
cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  02/15/14
HEIDE IRAVANI CRD# 6235859 Broker No Disclosures This ...
hairraiser hell messiness
  02/15/14
dont stop there, get the full report
cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  02/15/14
someone bump the thread where ak47 threatened to rape her
nubile up-to-no-good regret son of senegal
  02/15/14
bumped this http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=191...
hairraiser hell messiness
  02/15/14
Is XO actually MAF that she downshifted hours and will make ...
coiffed wonderful faggotry
  02/15/14
lol @ downshit, more like 100+ hours
cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  02/15/14
for wealth management? not even fucking close. that's a reti...
coiffed wonderful faggotry
  02/15/14
wealth management also makes SPS bonuses, at least before re...
glittery pit famous landscape painting
  02/15/14
If you ve been following the discussion above you ll know th...
cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  02/15/14
Husband shops? u mean she'll be leaving Brian McHugh? h...
hairraiser hell messiness
  02/15/14
Heide Iravani: Has $800k household income, can afford childr...
Pink idea he suggested
  02/15/14
I don't think anyone is denying that she has it made, the po...
Fuchsia Lettuce
  02/15/14
more like me: trustfund, aw yeahhhh
hairraiser hell messiness
  02/15/14
That's a pretty good deal.
Pink idea he suggested
  02/15/14
Well good for her, but she's still just keeping up appearanc...
coiffed wonderful faggotry
  02/15/14
She's already married doe
Fragrant brunch
  02/15/14
ML is nbd. Three people from my TTT work there also. Pretty ...
galvanic ladyboy
  02/15/14
IBD doesnt give a shit about JDs, grab a shovel and start sh...
cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  02/15/14
how many of u poasters were even around when she first becam...
glittery pit famous landscape painting
  02/15/14
I was here then and long before.
Pink idea he suggested
  02/15/14
If not, here's backstory http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
hairraiser hell messiness
  02/15/14
Sup
greedy histrionic friendly grandma
  02/15/14
she had nothing to do with the t14 contest had she insisted...
charismatic coffee pot
  03/17/15
Does that job pay big $? Like, is it horse buying money?
heady impertinent station
  02/15/14
it's not clear what she's doing there imo but an IBD asso...
glittery pit famous landscape painting
  02/15/14
salary is much lower, i presume its a paycut from BIGLAW, so...
cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  02/15/14
im talking all-in compensation let's say she's a second y...
glittery pit famous landscape painting
  02/15/14
yep in that case paycut, bonus is more likely 40-80K, no way...
cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe
  02/15/14
That's not horse buying money in NYC.
heady impertinent station
  02/15/14
LOL
Racy Therapy
  02/15/14
she's a financial advisor, aka a repackaged broker
brindle background story dilemma
  02/16/14
Envy this baby: it'll be suckin Heide Iravani McHugh's HUGE ...
hairraiser hell messiness
  02/22/14
...
Pink idea he suggested
  03/17/15
http://i.imgur.com/NZqQkmY.jpg
Ruddy partner
  03/17/15


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Date: February 15th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

http://www.brightscope.com/financial-planning/advisor/934171/Heide-Iravani/

Other Names: Heide Motaghi Iravani

Firm:

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated

Type: Registered Representative

Description

Heide Iravani is a financial professional at Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated, a $385B RIA based in New York, NY. Heide has held an industry securities registration for less than a year and is subject to FINRA oversight.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023865)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Boyish plum useless brakes

:D ir8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023898)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

wai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023912)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Boyish plum useless brakes

Life-PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023919)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

thot he went to lawschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024066)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia Lettuce

It sucks that connections trump honesty, merit, and moral worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023935)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: bearded theater stage

pretty spotty employment history for YLS grad

did the lolsuit mess up her shit? (I came to xo in 08 after it was done)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023947)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Boyish plum useless brakes

?? She's listing her SA-ship and working for some solo during 3L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023949)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Titillating party of the first part area

LOL what the fuck are you talking about?

*graduates from reasonably good UG*

*works normal post UG job*

*gets Fulbright*

*goes to YLS*

*gets SA*

*works BIGLAW in MFH at good firm for ~3 years*

*gets into finance*

xo's filled with a bunch of retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023967)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

um...u forgot:

*got FIRED from "biglaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024073)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Talented senate

everyone gets fired from biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024224)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Fragrant brunch

Not as a SA from YLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024253)



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Date: February 16th, 2014 7:23 AM
Author: Titillating party of the first part area

??? the fuck are you talking about she worked at a good firm and is leaving who knows why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25027908)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

HI HEIDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27505144)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: glittery pit famous landscape painting

"finance" is a broad concept

if she got a PE gig at a megafund, that's one thing. ML/BOA is a preftige drop. It's not like she got a VP/MD gig; in fact, she may be taking a pay cut (compare 5th year associate comp to 1st year IBD at ML/BOA)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024144)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Onyx big set half-breed

("Prodigy")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25065653)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Deep Mother Depressive

Academic pedigree is flame and guarantees you nothing but "prestige." If this board should have taut you anything, it's this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023973)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe

o god why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023955)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Pink idea he suggested

Isn't Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith a financial advisor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023980)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe

yes, yr point...? ibd is financial advisory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024001)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Pink idea he suggested

I thought that became Bank of America Merrill Lynch.

I think she's at a wealth manager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024022)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe

nope, 79 and 63 certified, straight models and bottles IBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024038)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Pink idea he suggested

I'll take your word for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024141)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: harsh home windowlicker

She's a financial adviser. And according to the link most of her managed money is for individuals. She probably has enough rich people in her family that she'll be fine, but that's not what people mean when they refer to I-banking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024064)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe

link? yo chief shes IBD, checked FINRA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024077)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

HEIDE IRAVANI

CRD# 6235859

Broker

No Disclosures

This broker is currently registered with the following FINRA firm(s):

MERRILL LYNCH, PIERCE, FENNER & SMITH INCORPORATED (CRD# 7691) Registered with this firm since 9/17/2013

ONE BRYANT PARK, INVESTMENT BANKING, NEW YORK, NY 10036

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024158)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe

dont stop there, get the full report

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024178)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: nubile up-to-no-good regret son of senegal

someone bump the thread where ak47 threatened to rape her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024006)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

bumped this

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1917493&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024095)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: coiffed wonderful faggotry

Is XO actually MAF that she downshifted hours and will make $200K for a few years while she husband shops?

She was likely marry off and get knocked up by some Jew bro from a decent family pulling down minimum $500K anyway. This gives her better access to finance and banking dudes who are making the cash you need to sustainable life in MFH with a family. Nothing to be mad about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024059)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe

lol @ downshit, more like 100+ hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024089)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: coiffed wonderful faggotry

for wealth management? not even fucking close. that's a retirement gig compared to biglaw in manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024192)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: glittery pit famous landscape painting

wealth management also makes SPS bonuses, at least before reaching the VP or MD levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024242)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe

If you ve been following the discussion above you ll know that she's in IBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25025728)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

Husband shops?

u mean she'll be leaving Brian McHugh?

http://heideandbrian.ourwedding.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024105)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Pink idea he suggested

Heide Iravani: Has $800k household income, can afford children.

u: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024120)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia Lettuce

I don't think anyone is denying that she has it made, the point is that she is a horrible person with absolutely no talent. If she had been born in some rural town she would still be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024124)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

more like

me: trustfund, aw yeahhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024127)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Pink idea he suggested

That's a pretty good deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024133)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: coiffed wonderful faggotry

Well good for her, but she's still just keeping up appearances until Bri-Bri can start cuttin' brains on his own and pulls down $650K/yr. The point is that XO shouldn't care and rich connected chicks like her do this stuff all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024214)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: Fragrant brunch

She's already married doe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024118)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: galvanic ladyboy

ML is nbd. Three people from my TTT work there also. Pretty shocking she couldn't do better w/ YLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024097)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe

IBD doesnt give a shit about JDs, grab a shovel and start shoveling shit with the analysts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024112)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: glittery pit famous landscape painting

how many of u poasters were even around when she first became infamous on xoxohth in the T14 hot contest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024125)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Pink idea he suggested

I was here then and long before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024143)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

If not, here's backstory

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246410&forum_id=2

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024148)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: greedy histrionic friendly grandma

Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25025889)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

she had nothing to do with the t14 contest

had she insisted her attorney only sue the people who deserved it, she would be 0% culpable for everything concerning her and xoxo

as it is, she is less than 1% culpable. there were and continue to be a lot of very mean, stupid fuckers around here who went after her for no legitimate reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27505189)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: heady impertinent station

Does that job pay big $? Like, is it horse buying money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024139)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: glittery pit famous landscape painting

it's not clear what she's doing there imo

but an IBD associate at BOA/ML probably makes 180-250k/yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024149)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe

salary is much lower, i presume its a paycut from BIGLAW, somebody chime in on 3rd year associate pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024189)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: glittery pit famous landscape painting

im talking all-in compensation

let's say she's a second year IBD associate

base = 120k

bonus = 40-120k

she'd be a 5th year biglaw associate now had she stayed, which is 230k + 30-35k bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024207)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating unholy trailer park sweet tailpipe

yep in that case paycut, bonus is more likely 40-80K, no way shes getting top bucket as a law firm lateral

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024235)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: heady impertinent station

That's not horse buying money in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024196)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Racy Therapy

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024275)



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Date: February 16th, 2014 7:34 AM
Author: brindle background story dilemma

she's a financial advisor, aka a repackaged broker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25027915)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: hairraiser hell messiness

Envy this baby: it'll be suckin Heide Iravani McHugh's HUGE TITS

http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1898038_10101837182937488_773047679_n.jpg

Theodore McHugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25065650)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: Pink idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27508085)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: Ruddy partner

http://i.imgur.com/NZqQkmY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27508105)