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UPDATE: Heide Iravani into I-BANKING nao! (link)

http://www.brightscope.com/financial-planning/advisor/934171...
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  02/15/14
:D ir8
aromatic pit incel
  02/15/14
wai?
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  02/15/14
Life-PWN
aromatic pit incel
  02/15/14
thot he went to lawschool
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  02/15/14
It sucks that connections trump honesty, merit, and moral wo...
purple lettuce
  02/15/14
pretty spotty employment history for YLS grad did the lol...
glassy embarrassed to the bone field
  02/15/14
?? She's listing her SA-ship and working for some solo duri...
aromatic pit incel
  02/15/14
LOL what the fuck are you talking about? *graduates from ...
ebony ticket booth marketing idea
  02/15/14
um...u forgot: *got FIRED from "biglaw"
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  02/15/14
everyone gets fired from biglaw
Multi-colored navy blood rage business firm
  02/15/14
Not as a SA from YLS
Hairraiser misanthropic center
  02/15/14
??? the fuck are you talking about she worked at a good firm...
ebony ticket booth marketing idea
  02/16/14
HI HEIDE
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  03/17/15
"finance" is a broad concept if she got a PE gi...
titillating school
  02/15/14
("Prodigy")
citrine meetinghouse
  02/22/14
Academic pedigree is flame and guarantees you nothing but &q...
Razzle-dazzle azure stead
  02/15/14
o god why
Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate
  02/15/14
Isn't Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith a financial ...
Arrogant crackhouse
  02/15/14
yes, yr point...? ibd is financial advisory
Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate
  02/15/14
I thought that became Bank of America Merrill Lynch. I th...
Arrogant crackhouse
  02/15/14
nope, 79 and 63 certified, straight models and bottles IBD
Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate
  02/15/14
I'll take your word for it.
Arrogant crackhouse
  02/15/14
She's a financial adviser. And according to the link most of...
vigorous infuriating philosopher-king shrine
  02/15/14
link? yo chief shes IBD, checked FINRA
Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate
  02/15/14
HEIDE IRAVANI CRD# 6235859 Broker No Disclosures This ...
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  02/15/14
dont stop there, get the full report
Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate
  02/15/14
someone bump the thread where ak47 threatened to rape her
Scarlet vivacious affirmative action
  02/15/14
bumped this http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=191...
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  02/15/14
Is XO actually MAF that she downshifted hours and will make ...
Coiffed Avocado Rehab Partner
  02/15/14
lol @ downshit, more like 100+ hours
Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate
  02/15/14
for wealth management? not even fucking close. that's a reti...
Coiffed Avocado Rehab Partner
  02/15/14
wealth management also makes SPS bonuses, at least before re...
titillating school
  02/15/14
If you ve been following the discussion above you ll know th...
Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate
  02/15/14
Husband shops? u mean she'll be leaving Brian McHugh? h...
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  02/15/14
Heide Iravani: Has $800k household income, can afford childr...
Arrogant crackhouse
  02/15/14
I don't think anyone is denying that she has it made, the po...
purple lettuce
  02/15/14
more like me: trustfund, aw yeahhhh
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  02/15/14
That's a pretty good deal.
Arrogant crackhouse
  02/15/14
Well good for her, but she's still just keeping up appearanc...
Coiffed Avocado Rehab Partner
  02/15/14
She's already married doe
Hairraiser misanthropic center
  02/15/14
ML is nbd. Three people from my TTT work there also. Pretty ...
Sienna stage
  02/15/14
IBD doesnt give a shit about JDs, grab a shovel and start sh...
Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate
  02/15/14
how many of u poasters were even around when she first becam...
titillating school
  02/15/14
I was here then and long before.
Arrogant crackhouse
  02/15/14
If not, here's backstory http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.ph...
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  02/15/14
Sup
fighting pervert
  02/15/14
she had nothing to do with the t14 contest had she insisted...
very tactful lime lay elastic band
  03/17/15
Does that job pay big $? Like, is it horse buying money?
ruddy mind-boggling base headpube
  02/15/14
it's not clear what she's doing there imo but an IBD asso...
titillating school
  02/15/14
salary is much lower, i presume its a paycut from BIGLAW, so...
Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate
  02/15/14
im talking all-in compensation let's say she's a second y...
titillating school
  02/15/14
yep in that case paycut, bonus is more likely 40-80K, no way...
Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate
  02/15/14
That's not horse buying money in NYC.
ruddy mind-boggling base headpube
  02/15/14
LOL
Floppy State
  02/15/14
she's a financial advisor, aka a repackaged broker
Soul-stirring hospital
  02/16/14
Envy this baby: it'll be suckin Heide Iravani McHugh's HUGE ...
Chest-beating nubile house nowag
  02/22/14
...
Arrogant crackhouse
  03/17/15
http://i.imgur.com/NZqQkmY.jpg
walnut faggot firefighter circlehead
  03/17/15


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Date: February 15th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

http://www.brightscope.com/financial-planning/advisor/934171/Heide-Iravani/

Other Names: Heide Motaghi Iravani

Firm:

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated

Type: Registered Representative

Description

Heide Iravani is a financial professional at Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated, a $385B RIA based in New York, NY. Heide has held an industry securities registration for less than a year and is subject to FINRA oversight.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023865)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: aromatic pit incel

:D ir8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023898)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

wai?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023912)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: aromatic pit incel

Life-PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023919)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

thot he went to lawschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024066)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: purple lettuce

It sucks that connections trump honesty, merit, and moral worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023935)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: glassy embarrassed to the bone field

pretty spotty employment history for YLS grad

did the lolsuit mess up her shit? (I came to xo in 08 after it was done)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023947)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: aromatic pit incel

?? She's listing her SA-ship and working for some solo during 3L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023949)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: ebony ticket booth marketing idea

LOL what the fuck are you talking about?

*graduates from reasonably good UG*

*works normal post UG job*

*gets Fulbright*

*goes to YLS*

*gets SA*

*works BIGLAW in MFH at good firm for ~3 years*

*gets into finance*

xo's filled with a bunch of retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023967)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

um...u forgot:

*got FIRED from "biglaw"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024073)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored navy blood rage business firm

everyone gets fired from biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024224)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser misanthropic center

Not as a SA from YLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024253)



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Date: February 16th, 2014 7:23 AM
Author: ebony ticket booth marketing idea

??? the fuck are you talking about she worked at a good firm and is leaving who knows why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25027908)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

HI HEIDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27505144)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: titillating school

"finance" is a broad concept

if she got a PE gig at a megafund, that's one thing. ML/BOA is a preftige drop. It's not like she got a VP/MD gig; in fact, she may be taking a pay cut (compare 5th year associate comp to 1st year IBD at ML/BOA)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024144)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: citrine meetinghouse

("Prodigy")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25065653)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle azure stead

Academic pedigree is flame and guarantees you nothing but "prestige." If this board should have taut you anything, it's this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023973)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate

o god why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023955)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Arrogant crackhouse

Isn't Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith a financial advisor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25023980)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate

yes, yr point...? ibd is financial advisory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024001)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Arrogant crackhouse

I thought that became Bank of America Merrill Lynch.

I think she's at a wealth manager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024022)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate

nope, 79 and 63 certified, straight models and bottles IBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024038)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Arrogant crackhouse

I'll take your word for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024141)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: vigorous infuriating philosopher-king shrine

She's a financial adviser. And according to the link most of her managed money is for individuals. She probably has enough rich people in her family that she'll be fine, but that's not what people mean when they refer to I-banking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024064)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate

link? yo chief shes IBD, checked FINRA



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024077)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

HEIDE IRAVANI

CRD# 6235859

Broker

No Disclosures

This broker is currently registered with the following FINRA firm(s):

MERRILL LYNCH, PIERCE, FENNER & SMITH INCORPORATED (CRD# 7691) Registered with this firm since 9/17/2013

ONE BRYANT PARK, INVESTMENT BANKING, NEW YORK, NY 10036

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024158)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate

dont stop there, get the full report

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024178)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Scarlet vivacious affirmative action

someone bump the thread where ak47 threatened to rape her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024006)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

bumped this

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1917493&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024095)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: Coiffed Avocado Rehab Partner

Is XO actually MAF that she downshifted hours and will make $200K for a few years while she husband shops?

She was likely marry off and get knocked up by some Jew bro from a decent family pulling down minimum $500K anyway. This gives her better access to finance and banking dudes who are making the cash you need to sustainable life in MFH with a family. Nothing to be mad about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024059)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate

lol @ downshit, more like 100+ hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024089)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Coiffed Avocado Rehab Partner

for wealth management? not even fucking close. that's a retirement gig compared to biglaw in manhattan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024192)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: titillating school

wealth management also makes SPS bonuses, at least before reaching the VP or MD levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024242)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate

If you ve been following the discussion above you ll know that she's in IBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25025728)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

Husband shops?

u mean she'll be leaving Brian McHugh?

http://heideandbrian.ourwedding.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024105)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Arrogant crackhouse

Heide Iravani: Has $800k household income, can afford children.

u: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024120)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: purple lettuce

I don't think anyone is denying that she has it made, the point is that she is a horrible person with absolutely no talent. If she had been born in some rural town she would still be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024124)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

more like

me: trustfund, aw yeahhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024127)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Arrogant crackhouse

That's a pretty good deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024133)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Coiffed Avocado Rehab Partner

Well good for her, but she's still just keeping up appearances until Bri-Bri can start cuttin' brains on his own and pulls down $650K/yr. The point is that XO shouldn't care and rich connected chicks like her do this stuff all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024214)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser misanthropic center

She's already married doe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024118)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Sienna stage

ML is nbd. Three people from my TTT work there also. Pretty shocking she couldn't do better w/ YLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024097)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:35 PM
Author: Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate

IBD doesnt give a shit about JDs, grab a shovel and start shoveling shit with the analysts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024112)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: titillating school

how many of u poasters were even around when she first became infamous on xoxohth in the T14 hot contest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024125)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Arrogant crackhouse

I was here then and long before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024143)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

If not, here's backstory

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1246410&forum_id=2

http://encyclopediadramatica.es/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024148)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: fighting pervert

Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25025889)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: very tactful lime lay elastic band

she had nothing to do with the t14 contest

had she insisted her attorney only sue the people who deserved it, she would be 0% culpable for everything concerning her and xoxo

as it is, she is less than 1% culpable. there were and continue to be a lot of very mean, stupid fuckers around here who went after her for no legitimate reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27505189)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: ruddy mind-boggling base headpube

Does that job pay big $? Like, is it horse buying money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024139)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: titillating school

it's not clear what she's doing there imo

but an IBD associate at BOA/ML probably makes 180-250k/yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024149)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate

salary is much lower, i presume its a paycut from BIGLAW, somebody chime in on 3rd year associate pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024189)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: titillating school

im talking all-in compensation

let's say she's a second year IBD associate

base = 120k

bonus = 40-120k

she'd be a 5th year biglaw associate now had she stayed, which is 230k + 30-35k bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024207)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Irradiated Ivory Trailer Park Associate

yep in that case paycut, bonus is more likely 40-80K, no way shes getting top bucket as a law firm lateral

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024235)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: ruddy mind-boggling base headpube

That's not horse buying money in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024196)



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Date: February 15th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: Floppy State

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25024275)



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Date: February 16th, 2014 7:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hospital

she's a financial advisor, aka a repackaged broker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25027915)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating nubile house nowag

Envy this baby: it'll be suckin Heide Iravani McHugh's HUGE TITS

http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1/1898038_10101837182937488_773047679_n.jpg

Theodore McHugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#25065650)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 7:01 PM
Author: Arrogant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27508085)



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Date: March 17th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: walnut faggot firefighter circlehead

http://i.imgur.com/NZqQkmY.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2495234&forum_id=2#27508105)