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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: Primrose Fortuitous Meteor http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/02/27/google-duke-freshman-porn-star-dont-be-surprised-by-what-you-see/
"In fact, thanks to a series of soul-wilting anonymous postings on forums like CollegiateACB, AutoAdmit and Barstool Sports, you can find out a whole lot more than that without a whole lot of effort. You can see Lauren’s porn name, photos from her films, and her casting page on the Web site of the model agency she works for. You can find the name of her hometown and high school; her father’s profession and e-mail address; and a list of her hobbies and extracurriculars."
"As if to prove that point, there are now at least a half dozen forums that have outed Lauren’s identity — some of them moderated, some less so. On top of CollegiateACB, there are gems like AutoAdmit (purportedly a forum for law school applicants, but frequently a pit of harassment and trolling) and Barstool Sports (a “lifestyle blog” that organizes “blackout parties” and makes unfunny rape jokes, among other things). Yahoo Answers had Lauren’s real and porn names within hours. Some enterprising soul set up an entire SEO-juiced WordPress blog that does nothing but collect personal information about her."
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: hairless cuck YNY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099713) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: Passionate national queen of the night EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
http://www.reddit.com/domain/xo2day.blogspot.com/ http://www.complaintslist.com/courses-training/theindependentfilmschool-com/ https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Flag_Burners |
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Date: May 20th, 2016 6:18 AM Author: Beady-eyed territorial halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#30518295) |
Date: February 27th, 2014 5:02 PM Author: Primrose Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098873) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: Navy tank that purportedly STINGS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098879) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: sexy hateful tanning salon windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098894) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: Primrose Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098900) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: Concupiscible Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100371) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:10 AM Author: disrespectful contagious doctorate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101120) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:05 PM Author: Abusive Mother Shrine The WaPo, bringing the victim some much needed privacy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098885) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:08 PM Author: Submissive Hominid Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098909) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: mahogany dashing bawdyhouse organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098981) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:06 AM Author: Passionate national queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25102441) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: Aromatic crimson house circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25102627) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:08 PM Author: pearly corner author of that article
her last 4 articles
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:08 PM Author: sexy hateful tanning salon windowlicker modern journalism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098913) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:09 PM Author: Primrose Fortuitous Meteor someone google bomb this ho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098919) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:42 PM Author: Arousing Mad-dog Skullcap She likely poasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099128) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:08 PM Author: Titillating Cruise Ship no shit god bless her |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: vigorous chestnut partner affirmative action "Caitlin lives in a lowly basement apartment in Northwest D.C., but grew up in Buffalo, N.Y."
she definitely POASTS |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:08 PM Author: ruby exciting persian jelly as fuark of are prestige (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098911) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:09 PM Author: white galvanic shitlib Some enterprising soul set up an entire SEO-juiced WordPress blog that does nothing but collect personal information about her.
this guy is assuredly making a few hundred dollars a day off of this story |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:09 PM Author: Boyish orchestra pit pozpig law suit incoming? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098915) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: sexy hateful tanning salon windowlicker purportedly yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098924) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: Boyish orchestra pit pozpig thank god the only thing i said was "I don't understand why internet dorks get so riled up about this". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098936) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:56 PM Author: Wonderful marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099234) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: Swashbuckling doobsian lay mediation says who?
i've been telling the damn pumos to stop posting her IRL name and especially her personal info, it's really stupid |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Spectacular point selfie Lol nice try FAGGOT, WAPO already has your IP and has traced all the awful shit you said about that heroic woman. I specifically remember your pumo as being behind some of the most vile filth and you had better act fast before you get permafucked like the does, specifically :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099003) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: rebellious site dingle berry lol on what grounds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099014) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 1:58 AM Author: Red big philosopher-king lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101530) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: heady crystalline institution faggotry lock in your official court document monikers NOW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098925) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: Boyish orchestra pit pozpig what are the elements of IIED? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098941) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: Titillating Cruise Ship hahaha time for an upgrade |
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Date: March 1st, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Passionate national queen of the night is "Dirty Nigger" taken? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25108715) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:11 PM Author: Primrose Fortuitous Meteor i'm sure they will be convinced by ted cruz tp's essay defending posting on xo
LJL! |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Boyish orchestra pit pozpig CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098950) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:15 PM Author: Jet-lagged striped hyena CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098969) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: sexy hateful tanning salon windowlicker lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098973) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: mahogany dashing bawdyhouse organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098988) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:22 PM Author: Jet-lagged striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099021) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: Fragrant Insane Kitchen Generalized Bond Must bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099052) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Jet-lagged striped hyena CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099063) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: frozen mental disorder kitty CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099070) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: demanding son of senegal that will be exhibit A in the motion to quash subpoena for IPs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099098) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: irradiated wild base CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099145) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:50 PM Author: Free-loading curious knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099172) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: Haunting library clown But why do people post on xo? What is the point of authoring a thread filled with racist, sexist, and classist language? Anthony Ciolli makes the distinction between writing on a blog and writing as a journalist.[n13] The latter must adhere to societal norms and cultural values; the former does not. Why? Ciolli argues that writing on a blog is akin to writing in a diary; the major difference is the sharing of diary entries with anonymous individuals. Diaries need not conform to conventions or societal standards. Indeed, xo is like a diary—with entries that steal posters’ hearts, captivate and enthrall imaginations, and move readers to smiles, chills, or tears.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2502516&mc=76&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:13 PM Author: Boyish orchestra pit pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099356) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: Concupiscible Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100369) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: aphrodisiac hyperactive market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100384) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:57 PM Author: Sepia Cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100453) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:15 AM Author: Fragrant Insane Kitchen Generalized Bond This just gave me chills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25102478) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Jet-lagged striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25104360) |
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Date: March 1st, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Beady-eyed territorial halford i smiled and a tear ran in my mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25108733) |
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Date: February 26th, 2015 5:40 PM Author: Motley Mischievous Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#27396407) |
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Date: February 26th, 2015 5:40 PM Author: Motley Mischievous Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#27396404) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:37 PM Author: sinister pontificating ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099486) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: Vivacious cream legend dilemma We fukt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100382) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2014 1:00 PM Author: appetizing double fault school cafeteria CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25802797) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: Passionate national queen of the night after the assfucking we gave to Heide Iravani and Brittan Heller? (google them, lol)
http://encyclopediadramatica.es/AutoAdmit#The_LOLSuit The LOLSuit Did you hear that slut Brittan Heller of Yale Law got a 159 on the LSAT? Now you know. Heide Iravani sued AutoAdmit for calling her "big titt'd" Defendants subpoenaed the green sweater to substantiate their Srsly defense. While AutoAdmit posters have a lot in common with /b/tards, they unfortunately lack skill at MSPaint. Notice the poorly rendered CGWBT.
In 2007, Reputation Defender egged on two Yale women to sue AutoAdmit and several of its posters, claiming to have suffered extreme emotional distress as a result of cyberbullying. (Srsly). In an effort to shield their identities, the Yale girls' lawyers dubbed them Doe I and Doe II. (The girls' names (Brittan Heller and Heide Iravani) are now in the public domain--see Epilogue, below.)
Probably the only negative consequence of the LOLsuit was the chilling effect it had on the board: many established posters, now twenty-something attorneys, were afraid to be discovered frequenting a forum characterized by the media as racist, misogynist, etc. While the exodus of this particular group of people would have improved the overall atmosphere and lowered the virgin quotient of almost any other online community, AutoAdmit proved the exception. Remaining posters black person, confuse its and it's, and spend time editing grammar on ED.
Benefits (and hearty LOLs) of the LOLsuit included:
The LonelyVirgin Letters: The first 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (March 2007), which was spammed to the entire fucking faculty of the Yale Law School, warned professors that Brittan Heller was a lying bitch and that Heide Iravani owned ponies bought with money pilfered from the World Bank. (Srsly.) The SECOND 'Lonelyvirgin Letter' (June 2007), again spammed to the entire faculty of YLS, floated theories as to why "the epitome of kikes," David N. Rosen, would represent Heide and Brittan: "My own pet theory is that Mr. Rosen has recently found two talented knob gobblers to take care of business for him, in exchange for "pro bono" work. I can't blame him for trying to exploit their predicament, but it seems like the risk of contracting herpes from Brittan Heller would convince any rational person to go to a prostitute first. As for Heide Iravani, who wants that litigious cunt holding a sexual harassment lawsuit over their head?"
A federal district court was forced to adjudicate claims against parties named :D, Dirty Nigger, and HitlerHiterHitler. (SRSLY.) It is widely speculated that current poster 8==D~~ created his moniker solely for the purpose of posting tortious content and, thus, increasing the odds that "8==D~~" will one day be named in a lawsuit.
The AK-47 Letter: On the brink of being outted in March 2008, defendant AK-47 sent a friendly letter to Iravani and Heller's attorneys, letting them know the subpoenas he planned to send if the litigation continued: "1) A subpoena for information pertaining to the size of Heide Iravani's breasts and whether such breasts, as alleged by one Defendant, are "fake" 2) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani are indeed "universally hated" by their peers 3) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani have any sexually transmitted diseases, including Herpes 4) Information pertaining to the law firms that interviewed Brittan Heller or Heide Iravani, and why such firms decided not to hire Brittan Heller and Heide Iravani 5) Information pertaining to whether Brittan Heller did indeed achieve a score of 159 on the LSAT 6) Information pertaining to Heide Iravani's religion - i.e., Islam - and information from any Muslim peers that may be able to shed any light on this case (this information may be a bit difficult to get, but local mosques would be a good place to send information requests or, if necessary, subpoenas)." Legal gossip blogs clucked their tongues at AK-47's legal strategery, but the Russian Gun's letter actually fucking WORKED: The plaintiffs' lawyers, realizing they were dealing with a batshit crazy opponent, immediately dropped their pursuit of AK-47, whose actual identity remains unknown to this day.
Brittan Heller is rumored to have learned NOT to blather in interviews about genocide, bloated bodies in open graves, feminazi shit, etc.
Heide Iravani is rumored to have stopped dressing like such a slut. While this is a downside for those posters desperate enough to have fapped to her, it is probably a good thing for retailer Forever 21 and for the Beijing platinum powerseller "Totarry Authentic Seven Jeans For Idiots": both merchants had begun to run low on inventory.
Plaintiffs' attorneys actually tried to serve notice by poasting on Autoadmit. Seriously:
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History is made!
Epilogue: The following year, AutoAdmit's Education Director spread lulz moar widely by COUNTERsuing Reputation Defender and the Yale bitches. (SRSLY.) It's rumored that this is why lying bitch Brittan Heller fled to Korea and then Afghanistan. Since Heller is sure to be Ding!fagged if she ever petitions the Character and Fitness boards for a law license, she's trying to begin a new career as a fuckup Foodie at thesuitcasechef.com with her faggoty husband, Nathaniel Gleicher.
Heide Iravani is rumored to be judgment-proofing the ponies procured by her father with stolen World Bank money (Srsly!)
On August 9, 2009, Autoadmit trolls cheered when their work was cited in the Weddings section of the New York Times. Srsly:
NO ONE would sue XO after that fiasco
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: Naked adventurous death wish Wow, this happened before my time. But that nigga AK-47 has got the skills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25102865) |
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Date: December 1st, 2014 10:58 AM Author: Abusive Mother Shrine thats not exactly right for AK47, there was more to his part of the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#26835197) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: soggy hospital "purportedly a forum for law school applicants, but frequently a pit of harassment and trolling" mutual exclusivity pwned |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:43 PM Author: Arousing Mad-dog Skullcap Tbf she has us pretty well pegged. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099135) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Exhilarant pale cuckold (guy who enjoys being pegged "pretty well") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099155) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: Claret fantasy-prone main people home Yeah, but we have grown up. Most of us are actually lawyers now. Lol lol lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099164) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Titillating Cruise Ship which is why you are correct she probably posts here |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: vigorous chestnut partner affirmative action lol, but yeah, "pit"...she kinda nailed it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100243) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:11 AM Author: disrespectful contagious doctorate Pit is fair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101129) |
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Date: May 20th, 2016 8:25 AM Author: Overrated multi-colored elastic band Harassment, trolling, AND SCHOLARSHIP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#30518455) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Aquamarine puppy heaven glad to now know all of the other websites on the world wide web where I can find out more personal information about this individual. Thanks, WAPO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25098948) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:45 PM Author: Marvelous station loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099816) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:12 PM Author: Henna cracking stage The injokes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099962) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: aphrodisiac hyperactive market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100391) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: Vivacious cream legend dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100385) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: stimulating sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25102449) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Sepia Cuckoldry lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099007) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: mahogany dashing bawdyhouse organic girlfriend hope we get fresh blood out of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099048) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: turquoise liquid oxygen athletic conference Is that a good thing? The post-Does influx wasn't particularly positive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099058) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: mahogany dashing bawdyhouse organic girlfriend i wasn't around for that, describe? i just want the night crew to be poppin again. no one's holding it down anymore, especially with TT gone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099068) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: turquoise liquid oxygen athletic conference First there was massive pumo-ification. Then there was the departure of many long-time high quality posters. That was quickly followed by an influx of PN-level mentally insane posters spamming the board non-stop for months until Rach finally decided to introduce moderation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099078) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:33 PM Author: mahogany dashing bawdyhouse organic girlfriend but that was because of the lol-suit. a casual mention in WaPo and people googling her name could result in like minded people stumbling onto this site and sticking around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099093) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: amber frisky whorehouse this seems relevant
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2504971&mc=6&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Cerise idiot mad cow disease Harsh Words Die Hard on the Web
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/06/AR2007030602705.html
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:35 PM Author: Up-to-no-good slap-happy rehab antidepressant drug dem iron chainz of .edu email registration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099105) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:13 PM Author: Henna cracking stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099967) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: mahogany dashing bawdyhouse organic girlfriend RATE the author's chin structure http://journalists.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/caitlin.jpg http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/178/978/178978829_640.jpg http://laexpatriada.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/dsc00353.jpg |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: Exhilarant pale cuckold what's the opposite of a structure? I rate it as that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099216) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:35 PM Author: Sepia Cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099471) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: know-it-all trip theatre yarmulke Lutz at you pumos scared to flat out rate that dumpy 6. The 6 is being generous considering how bad her skin is. Not that I wouldn't still fuck her, but hey, ya'll know a black man will stick anything that will slow up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099848) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Exhilarant pale cuckold Link to me being a pumo little breh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100155) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: sexy hateful tanning salon windowlicker not bad at all it's like a melon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099221) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:56 PM Author: lavender indian lodge factory reset button Kashmir Hill has an ugly sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099237) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 5:57 PM Author: Claret fantasy-prone main people home How often does she have to shave her unibrow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099238) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:35 PM Author: excitant ticket booth I've encountered this Jewish-chipmunk phenotype more often than I'd like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099477) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:24 AM Author: Naked adventurous death wish oh man that really got me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101181) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:38 PM Author: Electric chad multi-billionaire leave Roger Ebert ALONE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100102) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:48 PM Author: aphrodisiac hyperactive market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100417) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Titillating Cruise Ship the progression is simple 1. grow the hair out and i'd hit it 2. like i said, i'd hit it 3. yeah, no. 4. whoa, your hair will grow without eating 5. yeah, maybe |
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Date: March 1st, 2014 2:06 PM Author: Passionate national queen of the night ugh, Caitlin Dewey must've sucked a lot of cock to get that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25108753) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:33 PM Author: sinister pontificating ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099467) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:39 PM Author: angry roast beef what is this "barstool sports" place that makes "unfunny rape jokes"? Perhaps we should send an ambassador to make contact with them... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099495) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 8:52 PM Author: Balding awkward pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100147) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: Soul-stirring Ruddy Police Squad you've never seen barstool sports? their smokeshow of the day feature is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100460) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: disrespectful contagious doctorate I only enjoy funny rape jokes, so I say no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101136) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: aphrodisiac hyperactive market do you really trust the author's word that the rape jokes in question are unfunny? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101147) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 12:16 AM Author: disrespectful contagious doctorate Do you not think she implicitly accepts the existence of funny rape jokes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25101157) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 6:43 PM Author: sick meetinghouse the *OFFICIAL* xo twitter page tweeted this article
http://twitter.com/xoxohthTeddy |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (and he's in ketosis) One day ... one day ... my Top 4 Reddit pics will make the Post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099722) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: sexy hateful tanning salon windowlicker we'll all gonna make it, pal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25099864) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: gaped smoky nursing home turdskin I coulda been...a poaster... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100373) |
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Date: February 27th, 2014 10:28 PM Author: Balding awkward pit *covers self in thick mucus film* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25100580) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: razzle-dazzle goal in life We're condemned to repeat the past.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2503312&mc=7&forum_id=2
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Date: February 28th, 2014 8:47 PM Author: Sepia Cuckoldry every time i see this thread on the main page i get irritated that the ESL OP used "on" instead of "in" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25105610) |
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Date: February 28th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: aphrodisiac hyperactive market no ESL necessary, the keys are right next to each other (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2505109&forum_id=2#25105924) |
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Date: December 1st, 2014 11:00 AM Author: Gay provocative goyim trump supporter and now The Washington Post in mentioned on AutoAdmit
congrats to The Washington Post |
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Date: August 18th, 2020 11:16 PM Author: Twinkling patrolman regret she's now apparently studying at NYU.
maybe she lurks! |
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Date: October 11th, 2020 10:03 AM Author: Thirsty Dopamine looks like the WaPo fired the 'ho
Caitlin Dewey Rainwater (née Dewey; born August 15, 1989) is an American journalist and cultural commentator. She currently writes for the Buffalo News, which she joined after leaving The Washington Post
She married Jason Rainwater, who she met online.[7] After adopting a dual last name, she found that few people gave equal weight to both names.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlin_Dewey |
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