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Underappreciated era of Halford posts: the "Turdbark" phase
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 5:09 PM Author: Floppy spruce pisswyrm a brief folio containing no more than a half a dozen threads, Halfords "Turdbark" phase really demonstrates both novelty and alliterative capacity reminiscent of a bygone era of bardic skill, with such gems as "Tommy TurdToilet's tiny Turdbark tallywhacker."
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Floppy spruce pisswyrm Halford, in a stroke of creative mastery, also produced a rare duplicate series entitled "I can't, my turdbark clitdick!" (Tommy Turdtoilet)' #1 and #2.
This duplication will be auctioned in two parts, the first in Tokyo at the offices of the renowned international training twink sourcing consortium, Twinkihara-Kabushiki-Kaisha, located in the bathhouse district.
The second piece will be offered in a LIQUIDATION sale on a going-concern basis to fund the opening of the largest Big Rods Complex in West Hollywood in lieu of municipal bonds. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2014 5:37 PM Author: Floppy spruce pisswyrm While one can speculate that Halford's first recorded foray into the use of the "Turdbark" descriptor could have been marred with creative error due to the previously mentioned Duplication, his second iteration: "Paulie's turdbark clitdick leaked pre-cum as he thrust the pipe" indicates that he had committed a significant amount of creative energy to the project.
In this second piece, the OP was not blank and instead contained a substantial portion of text; "[sic] into his victim, only this time with more rage, knowing his own, pathetic, shit colored manhood would never be rigid, that he would forever be a turdboy and never a TurdMan."
Here we see Halford beginning to experiment as he decides upon the direction this ouvre will ultimately head.
Bidding for this piece will occur later in the summer after this edition comes off display in San Francisco's Castro District, where it is on loan for a mens health and fitness exhibition in the recently opened commercial banking subsidiary of Halford Industries, Musclestud Savings & Loan. |
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Actually started one day when I was in middle school and noticed that my Persian friend was loling hard as he was walking out of the bathroom. Asked him what was so funny and he said he looked over at our indian friend when he was taking a piss, and saw something 180 that could never be unseen. He Said his dick was like a little brown piece of tanbark. Dood kept loling uncontrollably about this, and hence the tanbark dick meme was born |
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