I remember when I started my first job, we had just had our first kid. I got off of work one day, came home, played with my daughter for like an hour, then put her to bed. I sat down to watch tv and thought- "This is it?" Literally there's nothing else you can do other than poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2562516&forum_id=2#25525173)

Shit man if you can have a nice family, go for a walk, read a book or watch a movie, eat together and relax what is so wrong with that? Sounds 180 to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2562516&forum_id=2#25532325)

So I hook up with this chick at some kegger on a Friday or Saturday night and bring her back to the dorm around 2 a.m. I take her into the dorm showers. I tried fucking her in the showers, but I was too drunk to figure out the logistics so we went back to my dorm room.

Right before we are about to fuck I say, "You know what would really turn me on? If you let me shave you down there." She kept asking if I was serious, I kept insisting that I was. I just kept repeating it turns me on so she finally agreed. I had a moustache trimmer or something I pulled out.

I laid down my laundry bag on my bed to capture the hair and I cut that hairy jungle down. We were both laughing the entire time. When I was done there was this pile of hair on the laundry bag that I moved from my bed to the top of my desk.

After I shaved her I ate her out, of course, and then rawdogged her because she said she was on the pill. Then we are laying there bullshitting in bed when there is a knock on my door about 5:00 a.m. It was my two bros.

They come in, drunk as shit, under some pretext, but really they wanted to know if I pulled it off. They were trying to be all smooth and use code words until one of them spotted the laundry bag and the hair. He nudged the other bro, they were satisfied, and took off, leaving me with the crown up until the day we graduated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2562516&forum_id=2#25533804)