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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
| peach frozen crotch | 06/26/14 |
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| bull headed shitlib | 12/23/14 |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: peach frozen crotch Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: costumed trip bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: bull headed shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Wonderful Low-t Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: swashbuckling church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: violent center Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Arousing factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: peach frozen crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Sick godawful useless brakes resort Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: excitant dingle berry plaza I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: nudist filthpig garrison Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: dark newt state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Hilarious sound barrier (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Saffron self-centered kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: yellow theater keepsake machete lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: peach frozen crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: yellow theater keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: yellow theater keepsake machete bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: indigo gas station ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: yellow theater keepsake machete They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: indigo gas station no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: aphrodisiac naked affirmative action We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: sepia supple roommate gaming laptop 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: scarlet deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: yellow theater keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Blathering obsidian field pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: yellow theater keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: sepia supple roommate gaming laptop Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: provocative address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: vigorous tan voyeur 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: sepia supple roommate gaming laptop Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Racy vengeful mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: aphrodisiac naked affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297900) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Sadistic institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35298412) |
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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM Author: Indecent Kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#43582596) |
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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM Author: dashing codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#44583071) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM Author: red piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#49122292) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM Author: propecia mathematica (uspo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35298402) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: garnet jap great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: stirring hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#27147996) |
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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM Author: yellow theater keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#27989075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM Author: alcoholic faggotry love this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28021852) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: yellow theater keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616770) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: alcoholic faggotry was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: glittery volcanic crater school I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Seedy Emerald Theater Stage Coldplay Fan I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM Author: rough-skinned potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616894) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM Author: hateful canary community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#33701121) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM Author: hateful canary community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851052) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM Author: Seedy Emerald Theater Stage Coldplay Fan Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM Author: glittery volcanic crater school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297850) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM Author: floppy giraffe hairy legs What a great phrase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: disrespectful senate psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797455) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: peach frozen crotch The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515) |
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