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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: territorial wild stage Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Snowy Dead Haunted Graveyard Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Talented school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Domesticated Mad-dog Skullcap Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: haunting bat-shit-crazy international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: vibrant thirsty abode partner Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: territorial wild stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: sienna idiotic rehab headpube Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: rose sanctuary I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: apoplectic knife temple Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Abusive slippery crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Violet Stirring Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: lilac splenetic giraffe (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: appetizing red liquid oxygen stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828401) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: territorial wild stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Translucent hairraiser office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Translucent hairraiser office bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Drab Ratface Persian ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Translucent hairraiser office They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Drab Ratface Persian no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Sepia Yapping Lay We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: cruel-hearted azn 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Harsh unholy space goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Translucent hairraiser office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: out-of-control kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Translucent hairraiser office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: cruel-hearted azn Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Cowardly Cerebral Hell 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: cruel-hearted azn Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Chest-beating Mind-boggling French Chef Potus great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: ocher rambunctious church building I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859) |
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