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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: zombie-like chapel Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: zippy windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: floppy hot quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Cream multi-colored parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Brass knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: pontificating crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: zombie-like chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: magenta provocative yarmulke ape Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Insecure base marketing idea I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: 180 scarlet mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Mint depressive principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: navy gaping sanctuary (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: flesh charismatic library people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828401) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: zombie-like chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Indecent indigo station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Indecent indigo station bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: wonderful transparent therapy coldplay fan ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Indecent indigo station They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: wonderful transparent therapy coldplay fan no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Indecent indigo station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Hyperventilating free-loading hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Indecent indigo station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: ocher bearded lodge wagecucks Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: bonkers bistre sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: white bipolar native incel 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: ocher bearded lodge wagecucks Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: swollen twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Arrogant adventurous locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297900) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: sadistic home psychic great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132) |
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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM Author: harsh death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#27147996) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: infuriating hairraiser tanning salon was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: vivacious wine electric furnace I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: lascivious school cafeteria ratface I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: zombie-like chapel The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515) |
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