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10,000+ studies: shorts (<5'9s) are fucked for life.

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Shimmering Black Woman
  08/29/14
Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lot...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
You're short.
Shimmering Black Woman
  08/29/14
Yup. and killing it in every aspect of life.
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
FATALITY
Cerebral godawful dingle berry therapy
  08/29/14
Done here
Snowy Skinny Woman
  08/30/14
Jesus. . .
amber public bath
  07/30/18
...
cracking bonkers legal warrant locus
  07/30/18
absolutely devastating
stimulating indian lodge telephone
  07/23/19
...
pearly mischievous sandwich
  07/23/19
your gf will marry you, cheat on you, and take you to the cl...
Exhilarant trailer park ladyboy
  08/29/14
Nah she wont. I'm the alpha in my group of friends and i...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
explain how, physically, they can look up to you
Submissive wine space police squad
  08/29/14
The tallmos? First they get on their knees begging to know h...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
so they kneel to tell you how great you are, kind of like a ...
Submissive wine space police squad
  08/29/14
All star in every sport I ever tried obviously.
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
cracking up here
startled passionate son of senegal box office
  07/30/18
don't let him flame you bro. non-athletes and those who are...
Irradiated mustard brunch volcanic crater
  08/29/14
By then he'll be praying that his wife leaves no?
Snowy Skinny Woman
  08/30/14
you are a temporary fix until some guy with height shows he...
puce associate point
  08/29/14
Nope. She's already begging for marriage lil breh.
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
Lanky tall bros with no facial aesthetics MAF
Translucent autistic weed whacker
  08/29/14
Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped ...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
gj brother
Translucent autistic weed whacker
  08/29/14
(Dude claiming short man syndrome = benefit)
Shimmering Black Woman
  08/29/14
100% is a huge benefit.
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
Keep telling yourself that.
Shimmering Black Woman
  08/29/14
I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality. Like yee...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
(tall bro spending all day trolling racist chatbort telling ...
lascivious tripping gunner orchestra pit
  08/29/14
...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
don't bother trying to get a skinny-fat neckbeard millenial ...
Irradiated mustard brunch volcanic crater
  08/29/14
this scans like an arcane post. spin you rat fuck, spin.
boyish avocado parlor
  07/23/19
this is why people dislike shortmos
Bull Headed Razzle Knife Menage
  08/29/14
Everybody likes me lil breh
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
oh how you wish you could really call someone "lil"...
garnet soggy hospital
  08/29/14
I think I just did, lil breh. I also lift more than you ...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
rofl this poast is like a caricature of short-man syndrome.
garnet soggy hospital
  08/29/14
Absolutely. To compensate for my height I developed a great ...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
azns arent hawt
bronze razzle-dazzle temple
  08/29/14
Agreed but what does thst have to do with me brother?
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
shortmos that act outwardly "alpha" are 100% of th...
Appetizing Territorial Kitchen
  08/29/14
Acting outwardly alpha is beta as fukkkkk. Alpha is a state ...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
(guy who went to law school claiming he wins at life)
Fishy stage
  08/29/14
No debt and making 170K at the age of 27? Yup. That's exactl...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
Are your initials SA?
trip den philosopher-king
  07/30/18
you're short, ugly, have TTT pedigree and admitted you actua...
ocher idiot
  12/18/17
Petite tallmos crying, losing hoap
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
(napoleon)
Appetizing Territorial Kitchen
  08/29/14
Another good example of alpha as fuck shortbro. Thx for back...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
fuck bro you are pretty alpha. I was just playing man
Appetizing Territorial Kitchen
  08/29/14
(Pounds chest) Come at me bro
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
Some advice for the weak out there. If you're average in...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
(used car salesman claiming to work at V5)
Submissive wine space police squad
  08/29/14
Lol u seem mad bro? I'm about to pass FICA and get that bump...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all t...
Irradiated mustard brunch volcanic crater
  08/29/14
Exactly. Alpha = quiet confidence and knowing exactly who yo...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
(Tallmos stumbling over each others' gangly legs in full sca...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
10,000 studies: being short sux a lone, brave pumo: being...
Vibrant henna pozpig
  08/29/14
Nah, being me is 180. Dunno about the rest of the shorts...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
you're a 5'7 lawyer. i don't know much, but i know being yo...
Coiffed alpha senate
  08/29/14
Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you ...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
so this is julia flame right
Supple bearded hissy fit
  08/29/14
Lol. It's kind of how first-generation junior-associate str...
Coiffed alpha senate
  08/29/14
My friend group is all non lawyers. Not asian. Yeah ...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable....
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
...
soul-stirring really tough guy
  09/14/18
Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot ...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/29/14
Bump to remind TallMos how fucked they are for relying on he...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/30/14
...
Rusted garrison depressive
  08/30/14
180
Translucent autistic weed whacker
  08/30/14
LOL at your life obeezy
soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/18/17
being short is the second worst thing a man can be
motley incel
  12/18/17
LOL now that we know the truth about obeezy this is as cring...
ocher idiot
  12/18/17
...
chocolate heaven giraffe
  12/26/17
LMAO at this whole fucking thread
spruce nighttime mother marketing idea
  07/27/18
truly sad!
jet-lagged lodge jewess
  07/27/18
...
spruce nighttime mother marketing idea
  07/27/18
Holy shit.
Shaky Adventurous Home
  07/30/18
humiliating performance by obeezy ITT
cracking bonkers legal warrant locus
  07/30/18
Do you think he’ll be deleting his poasts ITT? This is some ...
Shaky Adventurous Home
  07/30/18
...
Pale Excitant Base Generalized Bond
  09/20/18
cr
chocolate heaven giraffe
  09/20/18
...
soul-stirring really tough guy
  12/20/18
*<6'2s
Cheese-eating stead
  12/20/18
Holy fuck obeezy
soul-stirring really tough guy
  07/23/19


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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Shimmering Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231249)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lots of friends, great relationship with my family.

Explain to me how I'm fucked little breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231262)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Shimmering Black Woman

You're short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231263)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Yup.

and killing it in every aspect of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231270)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Cerebral godawful dingle berry therapy

FATALITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232572)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Snowy Skinny Woman

Done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236662)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: amber public bath

Jesus. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524117)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: cracking bonkers legal warrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524165)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: stimulating indian lodge telephone

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577946)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: pearly mischievous sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38578048)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant trailer park ladyboy

your gf will marry you, cheat on you, and take you to the cleaners with the child of her college basketball player fuckbuddy that you'll have to pay for. Your fathers, brothers, coworkers, peers, acquaintences, and friends never truly respected you. Your sense of reality is warped because you have no frame of reference of what it's like to be a normal somewhat desirable 6'4 bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231268)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Nah she wont.

I'm the alpha in my group of friends and it's not close.

I make more money than anybody in my family and they all look up to me as the smart succesful guy.

Former college athlete who's jacked as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231274)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Submissive wine space police squad

explain how, physically, they can look up to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231335)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

The tallmos? First they get on their knees begging to know how I became so awesome. Then they beg for advice while looking up to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231345)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Submissive wine space police squad

so they kneel to tell you how great you are, kind of like a dad telling his son to believe in himself at a little league game? (were you allowed on little league teams as a kid?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231363)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

All star in every sport I ever tried obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231371)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: startled passionate son of senegal box office

cracking up here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524134)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Irradiated mustard brunch volcanic crater

don't let him flame you bro. non-athletes and those who are genuinely NOT weak-chested cowards have no frame of reference to discern what it's like to innately not be a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231360)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Snowy Skinny Woman

By then he'll be praying that his wife leaves no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236666)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: puce associate point

you are a temporary fix

until some guy with height shows her some interest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231271)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Nope. She's already begging for marriage lil breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231278)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Translucent autistic weed whacker

Lanky tall bros with no facial aesthetics MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231277)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped me develop a fuck you attitude that served me well in sports biglaw and life.

And now I'm me. Basically perfect.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231284)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Translucent autistic weed whacker

gj brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231297)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Shimmering Black Woman

(Dude claiming short man syndrome = benefit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231299)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

100% is a huge benefit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231312)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Shimmering Black Woman

Keep telling yourself that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231319)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality.

Like yeezus says everything I'm not made me everything I am.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231326)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: lascivious tripping gunner orchestra pit

(tall bro spending all day trolling racist chatbort telling himself how good life is)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231352)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231354)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Irradiated mustard brunch volcanic crater

don't bother trying to get a skinny-fat neckbeard millenial to understand reason. i think that you will see moar of it as the generations of all colors and ethnicities become more homogenous across western civ. when you are a weak and cowardly lemming (on the inside) indistinguishable from the next iphone zombie that is your peer, you cannot help but look even harder to external factors like height or facial esthetics to compensate for your personal failures of character/guile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231393)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:14 PM
Author: boyish avocado parlor

this scans like an arcane post. spin you rat fuck, spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577968)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Bull Headed Razzle Knife Menage

this is why people dislike shortmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231595)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Everybody likes me lil breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232192)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: garnet soggy hospital

oh how you wish you could really call someone "lil"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232397)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

I think I just did, lil breh.

I also lift more than you xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232495)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: garnet soggy hospital

rofl this poast is like a caricature of short-man syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232500)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Absolutely. To compensate for my height I developed a great personality worked hard and got jacked.

I completely agree with you. Short man syndrome FTW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232516)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: bronze razzle-dazzle temple

azns arent hawt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231356)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Agreed but what does thst have to do with me brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231362)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Territorial Kitchen

shortmos that act outwardly "alpha" are 100% of the time just napoleoncomplexmo's, and, honestly, not very much fun to be around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231384)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Acting outwardly alpha is beta as fukkkkk. Alpha is a state of mind not an act.

I know i'm fucking awesome and I carry myself accordingly. Attempts to display alphaness are beyond beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231398)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Fishy stage

(guy who went to law school claiming he wins at life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231510)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

No debt and making 170K at the age of 27? Yup. That's exactly what in claiming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231517)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: trip den philosopher-king

Are your initials SA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524158)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: ocher idiot

you're short, ugly, have TTT pedigree and admitted you actually have a shit job and you're lying about v5. Also your "gf" was an asian who refused to have sex with you for years, then dumped you. Now you're alone and ugly and a failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952874)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Petite tallmos crying, losing hoap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231376)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Territorial Kitchen

(napoleon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231399)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Another good example of alpha as fuck shortbro. Thx for backing me up bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231412)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Territorial Kitchen

fuck bro you are pretty alpha. I was just playing man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231420)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

(Pounds chest)

Come at me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231434)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Some advice for the weak out there.

If you're average in everything it's all personality and drive. You can shape your life into whatever you want it to be. If you're tall don't be a pushy and assume everything will be handed to you or you'll get lapped by a motivated alpha bro like me. If you're short don't be a pussy and assume you're fucked or you'll get lapped by an alpha bro like me.

Xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231391)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Submissive wine space police squad

(used car salesman claiming to work at V5)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231395)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Lol u seem mad bro? I'm about to pass FICA and get that bump. You're about to pass the welfare office and double back for your monthly pittance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231408)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Irradiated mustard brunch volcanic crater

another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all the time. i am thinking of 2 literary references, one being Kantorek in all quiet on the western front, and another reference in a book called the long grey line about usma class of '66 i think. probably a lot of xo is familiar with the character of Kantorek who demanded an unreasonable amount of "respect" from the younger, chiller recruits to make up for his own inadequacies which were later exposed to greater detail on the field of battle. and the long grey line reference was not any one character in particular, but a known fact to the cadets that you didn't want to get stuck in a marching formation made up of shorts because the shorts in charge were so stickler about rules that they would fuck over more chill, fratty bros for nothing and get them in trouble.

as a short bro, you never want to be like this, or exhibit these characteristics. don't "try hard" be cool. don't fake alpha or fake aggressiveness. if you have to constantly fake it, you don't have what it takes to pull it off anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231454)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Exactly. Alpha = quiet confidence and knowing exactly who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231472)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

(Tallmos stumbling over each others' gangly legs in full scale retreat, crying, losing hoap)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231490)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Vibrant henna pozpig

10,000 studies: being short sux

a lone, brave pumo: being short is 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232239)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Nah, being me is 180.

Dunno about the rest of the shorts. Or the talls. Seems kinda specific to each individual doncha think bruh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232384)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: Coiffed alpha senate

you're a 5'7 lawyer. i don't know much, but i know being you is NOT 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232389)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you cant be happy and have a fulfilling life if you're X or Y.

It's sad. It basically allows each of you to wallow in your own miserable lonely lives and tell yourselves it's not your fault - you were destined for it. It can't be helped. It just is, so you may as well give up and megapoast.

It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232490)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Supple bearded hissy fit

so this is julia flame right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232509)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Coiffed alpha senate

Lol. It's kind of how first-generation junior-associate strivers who slave away at V5s tell themselves, "of course I'm happy! I maed it!" This is what America is all about. This is fulfillment! Sure, I wasn't born very good at math, but I squeaked into Cornell and pwned the FUCK out of those logic games and now I make even more than the analysts at Morgan Stanley. My friends from my TTT high school know that I'm BIG CITY NYC LAWYER. Of course, they don't fully appreciate the fact that I work at CRAVATH and not some TTT like White & Case. But that distinction is why -- even being asian, and standing 5'7 -- I'm the "alpha" of my group of friends (many of whom didn't crack the v20).

It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232549)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

My friend group is all non lawyers.

Not asian.

Yeah my HS friends def look up to me for my job and living in MFH.

I'm happy as a claim. Not bc of work. Your professional life shoudlnt define you. But bc my life is objectively awesome. Sorry about your serotonin disorder bro. Maybe pop out of the basement here and there and you can snap out of this depressive funk you've been in since high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232567)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable.

You: 6'1", skinny fat, basement dweller, aspie and lonely.

This pumo wins the day fellas. I'm happy to have educated all you manlets.

Xoxohth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232507)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36809224)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot chill non-American girlfriend.

You: CPA in Ohio hoping being 6'2" convinces a rapidly aging 5 to marry you and squeeze out a few pups before your seed becomes autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232651)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 1:47 AM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive

Bump to remind TallMos how fucked they are for relying on height.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26234899)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: Rusted garrison depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236521)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Translucent autistic weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236655)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring really tough guy

LOL at your life obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952859)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: motley incel

being short is the second worst thing a man can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952881)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: ocher idiot

LOL now that we know the truth about obeezy this is as cringe worthy as his "reminder" threads about how Hillary would win. LOL what a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952891)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: chocolate heaven giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#35011489)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 8:33 AM
Author: spruce nighttime mother marketing idea

LMAO at this whole fucking thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36506203)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: jet-lagged lodge jewess

truly sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36507348)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: spruce nighttime mother marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36511020)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Shaky Adventurous Home

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524091)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: cracking bonkers legal warrant locus

humiliating performance by obeezy ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524172)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Shaky Adventurous Home

Do you think he’ll be deleting his poasts ITT? This is some seriously cringe-worthy stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524187)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Pale Excitant Base Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36849318)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: chocolate heaven giraffe

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36849350)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#37443498)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stead

*<6'2s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#37443506)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring really tough guy

Holy fuck obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577908)