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10,000+ studies: shorts (<5'9s) are fucked for life.
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Shimmering Black Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231249) |
Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lots of friends, great relationship with my family.
Explain to me how I'm fucked little breh? |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM Author: Shimmering Black Woman You're short. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231263) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Yup.
and killing it in every aspect of life. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: Cerebral godawful dingle berry therapy FATALITY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232572) |
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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Snowy Skinny Woman Done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236662) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:27 PM Author: amber public bath Jesus. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524117) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:35 PM Author: cracking bonkers legal warrant locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524165) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:11 PM Author: stimulating indian lodge telephone absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577946) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:30 PM Author: pearly mischievous sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38578048) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: Exhilarant trailer park ladyboy your gf will marry you, cheat on you, and take you to the cleaners with the child of her college basketball player fuckbuddy that you'll have to pay for. Your fathers, brothers, coworkers, peers, acquaintences, and friends never truly respected you. Your sense of reality is warped because you have no frame of reference of what it's like to be a normal somewhat desirable 6'4 bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231268) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Nah she wont.
I'm the alpha in my group of friends and it's not close.
I make more money than anybody in my family and they all look up to me as the smart succesful guy.
Former college athlete who's jacked as fuck. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:52 PM Author: Submissive wine space police squad explain how, physically, they can look up to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231335) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive The tallmos? First they get on their knees begging to know how I became so awesome. Then they beg for advice while looking up to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231345) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Submissive wine space police squad so they kneel to tell you how great you are, kind of like a dad telling his son to believe in himself at a little league game? (were you allowed on little league teams as a kid?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231363) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:58 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive All star in every sport I ever tried obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231371) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:31 PM Author: startled passionate son of senegal box office cracking up here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524134) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Irradiated mustard brunch volcanic crater don't let him flame you bro. non-athletes and those who are genuinely NOT weak-chested cowards have no frame of reference to discern what it's like to innately not be a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231360) |
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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: Snowy Skinny Woman By then he'll be praying that his wife leaves no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236666) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: puce associate point you are a temporary fix until some guy with height shows her some interest |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Nope. She's already begging for marriage lil breh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231278) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Translucent autistic weed whacker Lanky tall bros with no facial aesthetics MAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231277) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:43 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped me develop a fuck you attitude that served me well in sports biglaw and life.
And now I'm me. Basically perfect.
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:45 PM Author: Translucent autistic weed whacker gj brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231297) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Shimmering Black Woman (Dude claiming short man syndrome = benefit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231299) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive 100% is a huge benefit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231312) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Shimmering Black Woman Keep telling yourself that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231319) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:50 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality.
Like yeezus says everything I'm not made me everything I am.
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:54 PM Author: lascivious tripping gunner orchestra pit (tall bro spending all day trolling racist chatbort telling himself how good life is) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231352) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231354) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: Irradiated mustard brunch volcanic crater don't bother trying to get a skinny-fat neckbeard millenial to understand reason. i think that you will see moar of it as the generations of all colors and ethnicities become more homogenous across western civ. when you are a weak and cowardly lemming (on the inside) indistinguishable from the next iphone zombie that is your peer, you cannot help but look even harder to external factors like height or facial esthetics to compensate for your personal failures of character/guile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231393) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:14 PM Author: boyish avocado parlor this scans like an arcane post. spin you rat fuck, spin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577968) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:39 PM Author: Bull Headed Razzle Knife Menage this is why people dislike shortmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231595) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:25 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Everybody likes me lil breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232192) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: garnet soggy hospital oh how you wish you could really call someone "lil" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232397) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive I think I just did, lil breh.
I also lift more than you xoxohth |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: garnet soggy hospital rofl this poast is like a caricature of short-man syndrome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232500) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Absolutely. To compensate for my height I developed a great personality worked hard and got jacked.
I completely agree with you. Short man syndrome FTW. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM Author: bronze razzle-dazzle temple azns arent hawt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231356) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Agreed but what does thst have to do with me brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231362) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM Author: Appetizing Territorial Kitchen shortmos that act outwardly "alpha" are 100% of the time just napoleoncomplexmo's, and, honestly, not very much fun to be around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231384) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Acting outwardly alpha is beta as fukkkkk. Alpha is a state of mind not an act.
I know i'm fucking awesome and I carry myself accordingly. Attempts to display alphaness are beyond beta. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Fishy stage (guy who went to law school claiming he wins at life) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231510) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive No debt and making 170K at the age of 27? Yup. That's exactly what in claiming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231517) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:34 PM Author: trip den philosopher-king Are your initials SA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524158) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: ocher idiot you're short, ugly, have TTT pedigree and admitted you actually have a shit job and you're lying about v5. Also your "gf" was an asian who refused to have sex with you for years, then dumped you. Now you're alone and ugly and a failure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952874) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:59 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Petite tallmos crying, losing hoap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231376) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Appetizing Territorial Kitchen (napoleon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231399) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:05 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Another good example of alpha as fuck shortbro. Thx for backing me up bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231412) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:06 PM Author: Appetizing Territorial Kitchen fuck bro you are pretty alpha. I was just playing man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231420) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive (Pounds chest)
Come at me bro |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Some advice for the weak out there.
If you're average in everything it's all personality and drive. You can shape your life into whatever you want it to be. If you're tall don't be a pushy and assume everything will be handed to you or you'll get lapped by a motivated alpha bro like me. If you're short don't be a pussy and assume you're fucked or you'll get lapped by an alpha bro like me.
Xoxohth |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: Submissive wine space police squad (used car salesman claiming to work at V5) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231395) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Lol u seem mad bro? I'm about to pass FICA and get that bump. You're about to pass the welfare office and double back for your monthly pittance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231408) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Irradiated mustard brunch volcanic crater another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all the time. i am thinking of 2 literary references, one being Kantorek in all quiet on the western front, and another reference in a book called the long grey line about usma class of '66 i think. probably a lot of xo is familiar with the character of Kantorek who demanded an unreasonable amount of "respect" from the younger, chiller recruits to make up for his own inadequacies which were later exposed to greater detail on the field of battle. and the long grey line reference was not any one character in particular, but a known fact to the cadets that you didn't want to get stuck in a marching formation made up of shorts because the shorts in charge were so stickler about rules that they would fuck over more chill, fratty bros for nothing and get them in trouble.
as a short bro, you never want to be like this, or exhibit these characteristics. don't "try hard" be cool. don't fake alpha or fake aggressiveness. if you have to constantly fake it, you don't have what it takes to pull it off anyway. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Exactly. Alpha = quiet confidence and knowing exactly who you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231472) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive (Tallmos stumbling over each others' gangly legs in full scale retreat, crying, losing hoap) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231490) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Vibrant henna pozpig 10,000 studies: being short sux
a lone, brave pumo: being short is 180! |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Nah, being me is 180.
Dunno about the rest of the shorts. Or the talls. Seems kinda specific to each individual doncha think bruh? |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:02 PM Author: Coiffed alpha senate you're a 5'7 lawyer. i don't know much, but i know being you is NOT 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232389) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you cant be happy and have a fulfilling life if you're X or Y.
It's sad. It basically allows each of you to wallow in your own miserable lonely lives and tell yourselves it's not your fault - you were destined for it. It can't be helped. It just is, so you may as well give up and megapoast.
It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Supple bearded hissy fit so this is julia flame right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232509) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: Coiffed alpha senate Lol. It's kind of how first-generation junior-associate strivers who slave away at V5s tell themselves, "of course I'm happy! I maed it!" This is what America is all about. This is fulfillment! Sure, I wasn't born very good at math, but I squeaked into Cornell and pwned the FUCK out of those logic games and now I make even more than the analysts at Morgan Stanley. My friends from my TTT high school know that I'm BIG CITY NYC LAWYER. Of course, they don't fully appreciate the fact that I work at CRAVATH and not some TTT like White & Case. But that distinction is why -- even being asian, and standing 5'7 -- I'm the "alpha" of my group of friends (many of whom didn't crack the v20).
It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive My friend group is all non lawyers.
Not asian.
Yeah my HS friends def look up to me for my job and living in MFH.
I'm happy as a claim. Not bc of work. Your professional life shoudlnt define you. But bc my life is objectively awesome. Sorry about your serotonin disorder bro. Maybe pop out of the basement here and there and you can snap out of this depressive funk you've been in since high school? |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable.
You: 6'1", skinny fat, basement dweller, aspie and lonely.
This pumo wins the day fellas. I'm happy to have educated all you manlets.
Xoxohth. |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 4:51 PM Author: soul-stirring really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36809224) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot chill non-American girlfriend.
You: CPA in Ohio hoping being 6'2" convinces a rapidly aging 5 to marry you and squeeze out a few pups before your seed becomes autistic. |
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Date: August 30th, 2014 1:47 AM Author: Rusted garrison depressive Bump to remind TallMos how fucked they are for relying on height. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26234899) |
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Date: August 30th, 2014 10:58 AM Author: Rusted garrison depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236521) |
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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: Translucent autistic weed whacker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236655) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: soul-stirring really tough guy LOL at your life obeezy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952859) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: motley incel being short is the second worst thing a man can be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952881) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:27 PM Author: ocher idiot LOL now that we know the truth about obeezy this is as cringe worthy as his "reminder" threads about how Hillary would win. LOL what a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952891) |
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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 PM Author: chocolate heaven giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#35011489) |
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Date: July 27th, 2018 8:33 AM Author: spruce nighttime mother marketing idea LMAO at this whole fucking thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36506203) |
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Date: July 27th, 2018 11:43 AM Author: jet-lagged lodge jewess truly sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36507348) |
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Date: July 27th, 2018 9:14 PM Author: spruce nighttime mother marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36511020) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:21 PM Author: Shaky Adventurous Home Holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524091) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:36 PM Author: cracking bonkers legal warrant locus humiliating performance by obeezy ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524172) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:39 PM Author: Shaky Adventurous Home Do you think he’ll be deleting his poasts ITT? This is some seriously cringe-worthy stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524187) |
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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:08 PM Author: Pale Excitant Base Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36849318) |
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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:15 PM Author: chocolate heaven giraffe cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36849350) |
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Date: December 20th, 2018 8:43 PM Author: soul-stirring really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#37443498) |
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Date: December 20th, 2018 8:44 PM Author: Cheese-eating stead *<6'2s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#37443506) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:04 PM Author: soul-stirring really tough guy Holy fuck obeezy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577908) |