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10,000+ studies: shorts (<5'9s) are fucked for life.
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: pontificating personal credit line liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231249) |
Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lots of friends, great relationship with my family.
Explain to me how I'm fucked little breh? |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM Author: pontificating personal credit line liquid oxygen You're short. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231263) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Yup.
and killing it in every aspect of life. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: soul-stirring silver trust fund gay wizard FATALITY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232572) |
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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: Honey-headed Corner Queen Of The Night Done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236662) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:27 PM Author: Coral casino Jesus. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524117) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:35 PM Author: arousing irate jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524165) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:11 PM Author: Spectacular mustard gas station absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577946) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:30 PM Author: Ruddy Puppy Forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38578048) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: vivacious crackhouse your gf will marry you, cheat on you, and take you to the cleaners with the child of her college basketball player fuckbuddy that you'll have to pay for. Your fathers, brothers, coworkers, peers, acquaintences, and friends never truly respected you. Your sense of reality is warped because you have no frame of reference of what it's like to be a normal somewhat desirable 6'4 bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231268) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Nah she wont.
I'm the alpha in my group of friends and it's not close.
I make more money than anybody in my family and they all look up to me as the smart succesful guy.
Former college athlete who's jacked as fuck. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:52 PM Author: electric maniacal temple explain how, physically, they can look up to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231335) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: bull headed telephone home The tallmos? First they get on their knees begging to know how I became so awesome. Then they beg for advice while looking up to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231345) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: electric maniacal temple so they kneel to tell you how great you are, kind of like a dad telling his son to believe in himself at a little league game? (were you allowed on little league teams as a kid?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231363) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:58 PM Author: bull headed telephone home All star in every sport I ever tried obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231371) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:31 PM Author: dun anal hospital doctorate cracking up here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524134) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: dashing range don't let him flame you bro. non-athletes and those who are genuinely NOT weak-chested cowards have no frame of reference to discern what it's like to innately not be a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231360) |
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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: Honey-headed Corner Queen Of The Night By then he'll be praying that his wife leaves no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236666) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: dull mother water buffalo you are a temporary fix until some guy with height shows her some interest |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Nope. She's already begging for marriage lil breh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231278) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Transparent rigpig Lanky tall bros with no facial aesthetics MAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231277) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:43 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped me develop a fuck you attitude that served me well in sports biglaw and life.
And now I'm me. Basically perfect.
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:45 PM Author: Transparent rigpig gj brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231297) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: pontificating personal credit line liquid oxygen (Dude claiming short man syndrome = benefit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231299) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: bull headed telephone home 100% is a huge benefit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231312) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: pontificating personal credit line liquid oxygen Keep telling yourself that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231319) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:50 PM Author: bull headed telephone home I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality.
Like yeezus says everything I'm not made me everything I am.
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:54 PM Author: Arrogant hilarious round eye (tall bro spending all day trolling racist chatbort telling himself how good life is) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231352) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM Author: bull headed telephone home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231354) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: dashing range don't bother trying to get a skinny-fat neckbeard millenial to understand reason. i think that you will see moar of it as the generations of all colors and ethnicities become more homogenous across western civ. when you are a weak and cowardly lemming (on the inside) indistinguishable from the next iphone zombie that is your peer, you cannot help but look even harder to external factors like height or facial esthetics to compensate for your personal failures of character/guile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231393) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:14 PM Author: rusted cracking stage community account this scans like an arcane post. spin you rat fuck, spin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577968) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:39 PM Author: Cowardly Sadistic Codepig this is why people dislike shortmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231595) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:25 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Everybody likes me lil breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232192) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: elite headpube oh how you wish you could really call someone "lil" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232397) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: bull headed telephone home I think I just did, lil breh.
I also lift more than you xoxohth |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: elite headpube rofl this poast is like a caricature of short-man syndrome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232500) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Absolutely. To compensate for my height I developed a great personality worked hard and got jacked.
I completely agree with you. Short man syndrome FTW. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM Author: Multi-colored smoky abode azns arent hawt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231356) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Agreed but what does thst have to do with me brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231362) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM Author: ivory tanning salon shortmos that act outwardly "alpha" are 100% of the time just napoleoncomplexmo's, and, honestly, not very much fun to be around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231384) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Acting outwardly alpha is beta as fukkkkk. Alpha is a state of mind not an act.
I know i'm fucking awesome and I carry myself accordingly. Attempts to display alphaness are beyond beta. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: Violet pisswyrm (guy who went to law school claiming he wins at life) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231510) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM Author: bull headed telephone home No debt and making 170K at the age of 27? Yup. That's exactly what in claiming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231517) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:34 PM Author: startled friendly grandma Are your initials SA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524158) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: cerebral lay associate you're short, ugly, have TTT pedigree and admitted you actually have a shit job and you're lying about v5. Also your "gf" was an asian who refused to have sex with you for years, then dumped you. Now you're alone and ugly and a failure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952874) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:59 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Petite tallmos crying, losing hoap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231376) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: ivory tanning salon (napoleon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231399) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:05 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Another good example of alpha as fuck shortbro. Thx for backing me up bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231412) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:06 PM Author: ivory tanning salon fuck bro you are pretty alpha. I was just playing man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231420) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: bull headed telephone home (Pounds chest)
Come at me bro |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Some advice for the weak out there.
If you're average in everything it's all personality and drive. You can shape your life into whatever you want it to be. If you're tall don't be a pushy and assume everything will be handed to you or you'll get lapped by a motivated alpha bro like me. If you're short don't be a pussy and assume you're fucked or you'll get lapped by an alpha bro like me.
Xoxohth |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: electric maniacal temple (used car salesman claiming to work at V5) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231395) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Lol u seem mad bro? I'm about to pass FICA and get that bump. You're about to pass the welfare office and double back for your monthly pittance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231408) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: dashing range another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all the time. i am thinking of 2 literary references, one being Kantorek in all quiet on the western front, and another reference in a book called the long grey line about usma class of '66 i think. probably a lot of xo is familiar with the character of Kantorek who demanded an unreasonable amount of "respect" from the younger, chiller recruits to make up for his own inadequacies which were later exposed to greater detail on the field of battle. and the long grey line reference was not any one character in particular, but a known fact to the cadets that you didn't want to get stuck in a marching formation made up of shorts because the shorts in charge were so stickler about rules that they would fuck over more chill, fratty bros for nothing and get them in trouble.
as a short bro, you never want to be like this, or exhibit these characteristics. don't "try hard" be cool. don't fake alpha or fake aggressiveness. if you have to constantly fake it, you don't have what it takes to pull it off anyway. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Exactly. Alpha = quiet confidence and knowing exactly who you are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231472) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: bull headed telephone home (Tallmos stumbling over each others' gangly legs in full scale retreat, crying, losing hoap) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231490) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Sapphire 180 lettuce 10,000 studies: being short sux
a lone, brave pumo: being short is 180! |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Nah, being me is 180.
Dunno about the rest of the shorts. Or the talls. Seems kinda specific to each individual doncha think bruh? |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:02 PM Author: vigorous rose mad cow disease set you're a 5'7 lawyer. i don't know much, but i know being you is NOT 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232389) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you cant be happy and have a fulfilling life if you're X or Y.
It's sad. It basically allows each of you to wallow in your own miserable lonely lives and tell yourselves it's not your fault - you were destined for it. It can't be helped. It just is, so you may as well give up and megapoast.
It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: irradiated vengeful wagecucks so this is julia flame right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232509) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: vigorous rose mad cow disease set Lol. It's kind of how first-generation junior-associate strivers who slave away at V5s tell themselves, "of course I'm happy! I maed it!" This is what America is all about. This is fulfillment! Sure, I wasn't born very good at math, but I squeaked into Cornell and pwned the FUCK out of those logic games and now I make even more than the analysts at Morgan Stanley. My friends from my TTT high school know that I'm BIG CITY NYC LAWYER. Of course, they don't fully appreciate the fact that I work at CRAVATH and not some TTT like White & Case. But that distinction is why -- even being asian, and standing 5'7 -- I'm the "alpha" of my group of friends (many of whom didn't crack the v20).
It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys. |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: bull headed telephone home My friend group is all non lawyers.
Not asian.
Yeah my HS friends def look up to me for my job and living in MFH.
I'm happy as a claim. Not bc of work. Your professional life shoudlnt define you. But bc my life is objectively awesome. Sorry about your serotonin disorder bro. Maybe pop out of the basement here and there and you can snap out of this depressive funk you've been in since high school? |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable.
You: 6'1", skinny fat, basement dweller, aspie and lonely.
This pumo wins the day fellas. I'm happy to have educated all you manlets.
Xoxohth. |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 4:51 PM Author: trip whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36809224) |
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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: bull headed telephone home Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot chill non-American girlfriend.
You: CPA in Ohio hoping being 6'2" convinces a rapidly aging 5 to marry you and squeeze out a few pups before your seed becomes autistic. |
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Date: August 30th, 2014 1:47 AM Author: bull headed telephone home Bump to remind TallMos how fucked they are for relying on height. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26234899) |
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Date: August 30th, 2014 10:58 AM Author: bull headed telephone home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236521) |
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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: Transparent rigpig 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236655) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: trip whorehouse LOL at your life obeezy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952859) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM Author: cheese-eating national security agency being short is the second worst thing a man can be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952881) |
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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:27 PM Author: cerebral lay associate LOL now that we know the truth about obeezy this is as cringe worthy as his "reminder" threads about how Hillary would win. LOL what a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952891) |
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Date: July 27th, 2018 11:43 AM Author: Bateful godawful party of the first part truly sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36507348) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:21 PM Author: Emerald school cafeteria Holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524091) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:36 PM Author: arousing irate jew humiliating performance by obeezy ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524172) |
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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:39 PM Author: Emerald school cafeteria Do you think he’ll be deleting his poasts ITT? This is some seriously cringe-worthy stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524187) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:04 PM Author: trip whorehouse Holy fuck obeezy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577908) |