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10,000+ studies: shorts (<5'9s) are fucked for life.

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Insanely Creepy Forum Tattoo
  08/29/14
Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lot...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
You're short.
Insanely Creepy Forum Tattoo
  08/29/14
Yup. and killing it in every aspect of life.
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
FATALITY
Sienna jewess
  08/29/14
Done here
Vigorous useless meetinghouse
  08/30/14
Jesus. . .
Salmon alpha death wish
  07/30/18
...
sadistic bawdyhouse
  07/30/18
absolutely devastating
Nubile Rehab
  07/23/19
...
swashbuckling mauve kitty
  07/23/19
your gf will marry you, cheat on you, and take you to the cl...
Bespoke boistinker goyim
  08/29/14
Nah she wont. I'm the alpha in my group of friends and i...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
explain how, physically, they can look up to you
walnut ungodly library
  08/29/14
The tallmos? First they get on their knees begging to know h...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
so they kneel to tell you how great you are, kind of like a ...
walnut ungodly library
  08/29/14
All star in every sport I ever tried obviously.
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
cracking up here
Angry Cyan Market Main People
  07/30/18
don't let him flame you bro. non-athletes and those who are...
azure masturbator
  08/29/14
By then he'll be praying that his wife leaves no?
Vigorous useless meetinghouse
  08/30/14
you are a temporary fix until some guy with height shows he...
hateful theater stage
  08/29/14
Nope. She's already begging for marriage lil breh.
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
Lanky tall bros with no facial aesthetics MAF
Exciting fat ankles locale
  08/29/14
Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped ...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
gj brother
Exciting fat ankles locale
  08/29/14
(Dude claiming short man syndrome = benefit)
Insanely Creepy Forum Tattoo
  08/29/14
100% is a huge benefit.
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
Keep telling yourself that.
Insanely Creepy Forum Tattoo
  08/29/14
I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality. Like yee...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
(tall bro spending all day trolling racist chatbort telling ...
deep bright toaster coldplay fan
  08/29/14
...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
don't bother trying to get a skinny-fat neckbeard millenial ...
azure masturbator
  08/29/14
this scans like an arcane post. spin you rat fuck, spin.
Titillating Property
  07/23/19
this is why people dislike shortmos
Provocative Box Office
  08/29/14
Everybody likes me lil breh
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
oh how you wish you could really call someone "lil"...
internet-worthy tanning salon
  08/29/14
I think I just did, lil breh. I also lift more than you ...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
rofl this poast is like a caricature of short-man syndrome.
internet-worthy tanning salon
  08/29/14
Absolutely. To compensate for my height I developed a great ...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
azns arent hawt
Beady-eyed Underhanded New Version
  08/29/14
Agreed but what does thst have to do with me brother?
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
shortmos that act outwardly "alpha" are 100% of th...
180 Native Ladyboy
  08/29/14
Acting outwardly alpha is beta as fukkkkk. Alpha is a state ...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
(guy who went to law school claiming he wins at life)
galvanic impressive deer antler
  08/29/14
No debt and making 170K at the age of 27? Yup. That's exactl...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
Are your initials SA?
Glittery Boltzmann
  07/30/18
you're short, ugly, have TTT pedigree and admitted you actua...
crimson zippy circlehead
  12/18/17
Petite tallmos crying, losing hoap
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
(napoleon)
180 Native Ladyboy
  08/29/14
Another good example of alpha as fuck shortbro. Thx for back...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
fuck bro you are pretty alpha. I was just playing man
180 Native Ladyboy
  08/29/14
(Pounds chest) Come at me bro
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
Some advice for the weak out there. If you're average in...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
(used car salesman claiming to work at V5)
walnut ungodly library
  08/29/14
Lol u seem mad bro? I'm about to pass FICA and get that bump...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all t...
azure masturbator
  08/29/14
Exactly. Alpha = quiet confidence and knowing exactly who yo...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
(Tallmos stumbling over each others' gangly legs in full sca...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
10,000 studies: being short sux a lone, brave pumo: being...
Haunting curious chad range
  08/29/14
Nah, being me is 180. Dunno about the rest of the shorts...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
you're a 5'7 lawyer. i don't know much, but i know being yo...
khaki stock car base
  08/29/14
Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you ...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
so this is julia flame right
Frum chartreuse gay wizard indian lodge
  08/29/14
Lol. It's kind of how first-generation junior-associate str...
khaki stock car base
  08/29/14
My friend group is all non lawyers. Not asian. Yeah ...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable....
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
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Boyish Travel Guidebook
  09/14/18
Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot ...
vermilion talented corner
  08/29/14
Bump to remind TallMos how fucked they are for relying on he...
vermilion talented corner
  08/30/14
...
vermilion talented corner
  08/30/14
180
Exciting fat ankles locale
  08/30/14
LOL at your life obeezy
Boyish Travel Guidebook
  12/18/17
being short is the second worst thing a man can be
Buck-toothed aquamarine state
  12/18/17
LOL now that we know the truth about obeezy this is as cring...
crimson zippy circlehead
  12/18/17
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spectacular violent nursing home internal respiration
  12/26/17
LMAO at this whole fucking thread
mind-boggling step-uncle's house jew
  07/27/18
truly sad!
heady silver theatre
  07/27/18
...
mind-boggling step-uncle's house jew
  07/27/18
Holy shit.
insecure national
  07/30/18
humiliating performance by obeezy ITT
sadistic bawdyhouse
  07/30/18
Do you think he’ll be deleting his poasts ITT? This is some ...
insecure national
  07/30/18
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poppy address
  09/20/18
cr
spectacular violent nursing home internal respiration
  09/20/18
...
Boyish Travel Guidebook
  12/20/18
*<6'2s
Carmine goal in life area
  12/20/18
Holy fuck obeezy
Boyish Travel Guidebook
  07/23/19


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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Forum Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231249)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Lol. V5, hot chill as fuck non-American girlfriend, fit, lots of friends, great relationship with my family.

Explain to me how I'm fucked little breh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231262)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Forum Tattoo

You're short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231263)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Yup.

and killing it in every aspect of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231270)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Sienna jewess

FATALITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232572)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Vigorous useless meetinghouse

Done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236662)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Salmon alpha death wish

Jesus. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524117)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: sadistic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524165)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:11 PM
Author: Nubile Rehab

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577946)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling mauve kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38578048)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Bespoke boistinker goyim

your gf will marry you, cheat on you, and take you to the cleaners with the child of her college basketball player fuckbuddy that you'll have to pay for. Your fathers, brothers, coworkers, peers, acquaintences, and friends never truly respected you. Your sense of reality is warped because you have no frame of reference of what it's like to be a normal somewhat desirable 6'4 bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231268)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Nah she wont.

I'm the alpha in my group of friends and it's not close.

I make more money than anybody in my family and they all look up to me as the smart succesful guy.

Former college athlete who's jacked as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231274)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: walnut ungodly library

explain how, physically, they can look up to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231335)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

The tallmos? First they get on their knees begging to know how I became so awesome. Then they beg for advice while looking up to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231345)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: walnut ungodly library

so they kneel to tell you how great you are, kind of like a dad telling his son to believe in himself at a little league game? (were you allowed on little league teams as a kid?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231363)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

All star in every sport I ever tried obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231371)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:31 PM
Author: Angry Cyan Market Main People

cracking up here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524134)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: azure masturbator

don't let him flame you bro. non-athletes and those who are genuinely NOT weak-chested cowards have no frame of reference to discern what it's like to innately not be a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231360)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Vigorous useless meetinghouse

By then he'll be praying that his wife leaves no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236666)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: hateful theater stage

you are a temporary fix

until some guy with height shows her some interest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231271)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Nope. She's already begging for marriage lil breh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231278)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Exciting fat ankles locale

Lanky tall bros with no facial aesthetics MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231277)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Being short was a blessing. It made me motivated and helped me develop a fuck you attitude that served me well in sports biglaw and life.

And now I'm me. Basically perfect.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231284)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Exciting fat ankles locale

gj brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231297)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Forum Tattoo

(Dude claiming short man syndrome = benefit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231299)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

100% is a huge benefit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231312)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Forum Tattoo

Keep telling yourself that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231319)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

I'm not telling myself that. It's just reality.

Like yeezus says everything I'm not made me everything I am.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231326)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: deep bright toaster coldplay fan

(tall bro spending all day trolling racist chatbort telling himself how good life is)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231352)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231354)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: azure masturbator

don't bother trying to get a skinny-fat neckbeard millenial to understand reason. i think that you will see moar of it as the generations of all colors and ethnicities become more homogenous across western civ. when you are a weak and cowardly lemming (on the inside) indistinguishable from the next iphone zombie that is your peer, you cannot help but look even harder to external factors like height or facial esthetics to compensate for your personal failures of character/guile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231393)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:14 PM
Author: Titillating Property

this scans like an arcane post. spin you rat fuck, spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577968)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Provocative Box Office

this is why people dislike shortmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231595)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Everybody likes me lil breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232192)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon

oh how you wish you could really call someone "lil"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232397)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

I think I just did, lil breh.

I also lift more than you xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232495)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy tanning salon

rofl this poast is like a caricature of short-man syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232500)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Absolutely. To compensate for my height I developed a great personality worked hard and got jacked.

I completely agree with you. Short man syndrome FTW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232516)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Underhanded New Version

azns arent hawt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231356)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Agreed but what does thst have to do with me brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231362)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: 180 Native Ladyboy

shortmos that act outwardly "alpha" are 100% of the time just napoleoncomplexmo's, and, honestly, not very much fun to be around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231384)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Acting outwardly alpha is beta as fukkkkk. Alpha is a state of mind not an act.

I know i'm fucking awesome and I carry myself accordingly. Attempts to display alphaness are beyond beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231398)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: galvanic impressive deer antler

(guy who went to law school claiming he wins at life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231510)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

No debt and making 170K at the age of 27? Yup. That's exactly what in claiming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231517)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Glittery Boltzmann

Are your initials SA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524158)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: crimson zippy circlehead

you're short, ugly, have TTT pedigree and admitted you actually have a shit job and you're lying about v5. Also your "gf" was an asian who refused to have sex with you for years, then dumped you. Now you're alone and ugly and a failure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952874)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Petite tallmos crying, losing hoap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231376)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: 180 Native Ladyboy

(napoleon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231399)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Another good example of alpha as fuck shortbro. Thx for backing me up bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231412)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:06 PM
Author: 180 Native Ladyboy

fuck bro you are pretty alpha. I was just playing man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231420)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

(Pounds chest)

Come at me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231434)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Some advice for the weak out there.

If you're average in everything it's all personality and drive. You can shape your life into whatever you want it to be. If you're tall don't be a pushy and assume everything will be handed to you or you'll get lapped by a motivated alpha bro like me. If you're short don't be a pussy and assume you're fucked or you'll get lapped by an alpha bro like me.

Xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231391)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: walnut ungodly library

(used car salesman claiming to work at V5)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231395)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Lol u seem mad bro? I'm about to pass FICA and get that bump. You're about to pass the welfare office and double back for your monthly pittance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231408)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: azure masturbator

another thing, it is not about being "alpha" all the time. i am thinking of 2 literary references, one being Kantorek in all quiet on the western front, and another reference in a book called the long grey line about usma class of '66 i think. probably a lot of xo is familiar with the character of Kantorek who demanded an unreasonable amount of "respect" from the younger, chiller recruits to make up for his own inadequacies which were later exposed to greater detail on the field of battle. and the long grey line reference was not any one character in particular, but a known fact to the cadets that you didn't want to get stuck in a marching formation made up of shorts because the shorts in charge were so stickler about rules that they would fuck over more chill, fratty bros for nothing and get them in trouble.

as a short bro, you never want to be like this, or exhibit these characteristics. don't "try hard" be cool. don't fake alpha or fake aggressiveness. if you have to constantly fake it, you don't have what it takes to pull it off anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231454)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Exactly. Alpha = quiet confidence and knowing exactly who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231472)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

(Tallmos stumbling over each others' gangly legs in full scale retreat, crying, losing hoap)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26231490)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Haunting curious chad range

10,000 studies: being short sux

a lone, brave pumo: being short is 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232239)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Nah, being me is 180.

Dunno about the rest of the shorts. Or the talls. Seems kinda specific to each individual doncha think bruh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232384)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:02 PM
Author: khaki stock car base

you're a 5'7 lawyer. i don't know much, but i know being you is NOT 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232389)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Lol. I love how blithely xo makes generalizations. Like you cant be happy and have a fulfilling life if you're X or Y.

It's sad. It basically allows each of you to wallow in your own miserable lonely lives and tell yourselves it's not your fault - you were destined for it. It can't be helped. It just is, so you may as well give up and megapoast.

It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232490)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Frum chartreuse gay wizard indian lodge

so this is julia flame right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232509)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: khaki stock car base

Lol. It's kind of how first-generation junior-associate strivers who slave away at V5s tell themselves, "of course I'm happy! I maed it!" This is what America is all about. This is fulfillment! Sure, I wasn't born very good at math, but I squeaked into Cornell and pwned the FUCK out of those logic games and now I make even more than the analysts at Morgan Stanley. My friends from my TTT high school know that I'm BIG CITY NYC LAWYER. Of course, they don't fully appreciate the fact that I work at CRAVATH and not some TTT like White & Case. But that distinction is why -- even being asian, and standing 5'7 -- I'm the "alpha" of my group of friends (many of whom didn't crack the v20).

It's such a pathetic distorted view of reality. I truly feel bad for you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232549)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

My friend group is all non lawyers.

Not asian.

Yeah my HS friends def look up to me for my job and living in MFH.

I'm happy as a claim. Not bc of work. Your professional life shoudlnt define you. But bc my life is objectively awesome. Sorry about your serotonin disorder bro. Maybe pop out of the basement here and there and you can snap out of this depressive funk you've been in since high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232567)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Me: 5'8", jacked, prestigious, charming and personable.

You: 6'1", skinny fat, basement dweller, aspie and lonely.

This pumo wins the day fellas. I'm happy to have educated all you manlets.

Xoxohth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232507)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: Boyish Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36809224)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Me: NCAA athlete, jersey chasers for days, no debt, V5, hot chill non-American girlfriend.

You: CPA in Ohio hoping being 6'2" convinces a rapidly aging 5 to marry you and squeeze out a few pups before your seed becomes autistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26232651)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 1:47 AM
Author: vermilion talented corner

Bump to remind TallMos how fucked they are for relying on height.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26234899)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 10:58 AM
Author: vermilion talented corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236521)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Exciting fat ankles locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#26236655)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Boyish Travel Guidebook

LOL at your life obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952859)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed aquamarine state

being short is the second worst thing a man can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952881)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: crimson zippy circlehead

LOL now that we know the truth about obeezy this is as cringe worthy as his "reminder" threads about how Hillary would win. LOL what a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#34952891)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: spectacular violent nursing home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#35011489)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 8:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling step-uncle's house jew

LMAO at this whole fucking thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36506203)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: heady silver theatre

truly sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36507348)



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Date: July 27th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling step-uncle's house jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36511020)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: insecure national

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524091)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: sadistic bawdyhouse

humiliating performance by obeezy ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524172)



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Date: July 30th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: insecure national

Do you think he’ll be deleting his poasts ITT? This is some seriously cringe-worthy stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36524187)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: poppy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36849318)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: spectacular violent nursing home internal respiration

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#36849350)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 8:43 PM
Author: Boyish Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#37443498)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Carmine goal in life area

*<6'2s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#37443506)



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Date: July 23rd, 2019 9:04 PM
Author: Boyish Travel Guidebook

Holy fuck obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2660162&forum_id=2#38577908)