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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: geriatric area

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
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