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ACK! Best presents for a 15 year old boy?
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Date: December 19th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Lascivious church Brother is 15, soon to be 16. I have no idea what to get him. I am far from being in his demographic :). I am NOT going to buy him clothes.
He is a very typical boy - but that means he has all the sporting items and video games and such. I know nothing about video games, so I'm not going in that direction.
Give me some ideas people!! |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: carnelian office trust fund IFNB Affiliated Gym membership
Alcohol/Drugs
A night with Doobs
Some of your SCENTED panties |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: splenetic alpha A cr list brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962932) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: carnelian office trust fund ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962957) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:57 PM Author: Lascivious church I googled IFNB and half the results were to suspicious looking XO threads! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963049) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:17 PM Author: carnelian office trust fund DESCRIBE Suspicious
ALso, get him a commemorative poster of the most memorable IFNB event in recent years, sure to appreciate in value, you can even get it "signed" by his favorite stars http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pO1Qy7gTJM4/UDGHk3CtnzI/AAAAAAAAACo/bN9RVLy4LsI/s1600/IFNB+BeefBoy+Classic+Poster.jpg |
Date: December 19th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: stirring cream pocket flask Playboy subscription (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962642) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:47 PM Author: Lascivious church I would actually rather him have this than look at internet porn, which I hope and assume he does not do. At least Playboy has some interesting advice, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962998) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: laughsome angry shrine i'm SURE he doesn't look at porn. maybe youtube, but porn? definitely NOT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963483) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:15 PM Author: Lascivious church I assume my parents have installed blockers or whatever on his computer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963539) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse Blockers which he has spent more hours learning to circumvent than they put into coding. He's fifteen. He absolutely has found a way to get porn. Lots and lots and lots of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963620) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Lascivious church Honestly, as long as it is nude photos, I do not mind. There is nothing wrong with that. It's still confounding why there would need to be "lots and lots and lots of it." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963735) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:05 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse From about 14 through early twenties, males have absurd amounts of hormones and sex drive. I look back on it and it's like I belonged in a fucking padded cell. You have urges like constantly. Random boners all the time. I'd watch, look at, and do narrower and narrower searches for porn for many hours a week. Eventually I was able to find these dark-web sites where dudes would crack pay site passwords on request and felt like the riches man in the world.
Before porn, I used to jack it to MTV. I am still fond of Salt N Pepa, actually. |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Lascivious church Well I can only hope that he is not interested in the video kind. Like I said, I think nudity in photos is fine.
And LOL, MTV?!? |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:22 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse At that age and under those hormonal conditions, photos will only be good enough insofar as they're the best he can find. He will go to great lengths to find videos, high quality videos, of specific acts he didn't even know were potentially sexual, from specific camera angles, with specific types of women. This is just How it Is.
Now that I'm old, I actually mostly jack it to photos (specifically r/gonewildplus because I like less-than-attractive chicks with the desire to put themselves up to be ogled.) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: titillating community account idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963922) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 1:50 PM Author: transparent concupiscible kitty (halford) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962648) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: carnelian office trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962671) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:25 PM Author: titillating community account idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963585) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 1:50 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse Price range? Seriously you should just give him cash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962650) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: Lascivious church I was thinking about a gift card, but it just seems so ... blah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962928) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse It is the opposite. Some gift he won't use and isn't what he wants is blah. Currency which can be exchanged for any particular good or service he might want is always the perfect gift. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962956) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:19 PM Author: Lascivious church You are wise. I could always give him a nice Christmas ornament and wrap cash into the box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963552) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse For real. Assuming he isn't spoiled as fuck, he probably doesn't have much access to cash. He will appreciate it, and I'm sure he's not so sentimental he'd give much weight to the thought you out into whatever silly shit you would otherwise get him. Just do cash, and some small trinket if you must give an actual gift. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963629) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Lascivious church I think I may have momentarily forgotten just how unsentimental boys are... I love my brother to pieces (and I know he loves me, too), but it's like he grunts his way through some conversations... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963691) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse I'm in my thirties and I still would rather have cash. Until recently I've been poor and it'd really grind my gears when people would buy me sub-optimal gifts (basically anything not explicitly asked for.) At best I have to return it for store credit and try to find something I want for a similar price. At worst I'm stuck with some piece of clothing that won't make my rotation but I feel obligated to keep for a few years until I throw it out, unworn.
It's like, goddammit aunt ginny, you could have really helped me by giving me fifty bucks, and instead I can barely afford to eat and I have to stare at this stupid thing you thought I'd want. Even if I might sorta like it, I have to think about the opportunity cost every time I see it and think how much more value I'd have gotten from being able to spend that money myself. |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Lascivious church I know you're right. And I'm wrong and Aunt Ginny's wrong.
It just seems so ... practical. And I guess we want gifts to have sentimental or some other value.
But you are convincing. I will give him cash. Even if I give him something else (a nice watch?), I will still give him cash. I am thinking of a nice watch because he is getting to the age where he should have one, and if I get him one that is nice and masculine enough it will carry him through college... |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse Shit man, I remember to this day certain gifts and just feeling raw at needing to put on a smile about it. I also remember my aunt giving me a large ($500) gift when I started college, and felt far more gratitude for that than any gift I've ever gotten.
Imho, a watch is a really bad idea unless you know he wants it, and in the particular style. Style and fashion are very personal choices. Further, not a lot of people wear watches outside of business attire these days. My mom and step dad have given me like three watches in five years, and I've never even taken them to go get properly fitted. Never worn em once. I really could have used whatever they spent on those fucking watches. |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:13 PM Author: Lascivious church This is more helpful than you may realize. I sincerely appreciate it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963786) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse My pleasure. Just, at least, avoid giving him something that is actually what you want him to want--like "here's a J. Crew sweater because you'd look so sharp if you just stopped wearing that punk rock shit." That's basically an insult he's forced to thank you for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963813) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse One more to add, for sentiment: you could make him a kickass USB drive music (and TV and movies) mix. A 32gb USB is like fifteen bucks, and you could torrent all the music he's too young to have been exposed to. That would be very sisterly of you and negligible cost. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963896) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 1:54 PM Author: carnelian office trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962674) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 1:54 PM Author: Well-lubricated Self-centered Crotch Dog Poop Cash and a funny card. He's going to buy weed with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962673) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 1:54 PM Author: Racy wine hunting ground generalized bond then giggle at the card (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962679) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: Lascivious church I hope not!
(Edit: Although I could see that happening, unfortunately.) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: outnumbered knife site American Eagle or Abercrombie gift card (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962940) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:02 PM Author: demanding locus potus Outed as old. Kids dont go there these days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963740) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:46 PM Author: exhilarant puce public bath is it still rare for high school kids to have cars? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26962995) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:54 PM Author: irate indirect expression I got my 15 year old godson a GPS watch. Evidently he's getting big into cross country (I got him a nice baseball glove last year and he got cut from the team, so I want to make sure that I show him some support for this running bull shit even though I wish he was good at real sports). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963035) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: arrogant amber church building hissy fit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963056) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:06 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse Should have gotten him some kickass mesh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963120) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: irate indirect expression Yeah, real young. I was the oldest in my extended family, so my uncle named me godfather of my cousin when I was like 15. I actually have two cousins I'm the godfather to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963172) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:15 PM Author: Lascivious church Awww. :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963541) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:18 PM Author: carnelian office trust fund LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963197) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 8:07 PM Author: umber faggot firefighter Lol at "godfather" being a thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26964699) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:18 PM Author: Racy wine hunting ground generalized bond ACK!---are you Cathy from the funny pages? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963196) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:29 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse Chocolate, chocolate, CHOCOLATE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963284) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: Balding house Ruger 10/22. GTFO USA if you get him anything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963437) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Lascivious church I just googled that. I would have no idea how to buy a gun.
TY. |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:21 PM Author: Slippery Cruel-hearted Field Roast Beef cash + a sentimental token or funny card (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963560) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:22 PM Author: Slippery Cruel-hearted Field Roast Beef mesh shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963563) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:24 PM Author: Lascivious church You are the second person to mention this. What is the deal with these? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963577) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse Ladies swoon over a mesh-veiled boy basket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963633) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Lascivious church LOL. Well, it's a little weird that you guys walk around with those things swinging about. :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963699) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: crawly step-uncle's house A fifteen-year-old girl.
Does he have a second cousin by chance? |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Adulterous institution a dumbbell + plates. never too early to partake in the masculine joys of physical culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963703) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 4:57 PM Author: vigorous impertinent meetinghouse Not bad. A pull up bar is a cheap alternative. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963726) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Saffron dysfunction menage if he doesn't have any hobbies or interests that you can get him shit for, then seriously, just give him a good-sized wad of cash. nothing else will really be appreciated or useful. give him $300 and with a note that says "blow it on a bitch" or "take a road trip" or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2761039&forum_id=2#26963915) |
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