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I lost my virginity, sort of.
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:04 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle Got BJ -- she used teeth, I barely could keep an erection, no cum
Sex -- Didn't get off, not really even coming close. Fucking condom made my dick feel numb and couldn't feel shit.
So I might be gay or something. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:05 PM Author: greedy ticket booth was she hot
how selfish of you to lose your virginity when the board has not sanctioned you to do so |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle not at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059316) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:05 PM Author: Emerald windowlicker pwn3d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059315) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: adventurous idea he suggested affirmative action really? congrats.
were you drunk? that happens. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle I was high off my ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059320) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: greedy ticket booth no wonder you had the balls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059329) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: Emerald windowlicker That will do it. Also, consider beating your meat with your off hand, or while wearing a condom for a while. The problem with the BJ is troubling, unless it was really awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059332) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:11 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle Could it be because I was nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059338) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: Emerald windowlicker It could be a factor, but its more likely that you are just used to jerking of a certain way, so your body is like "what the fuck is this new shit". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059355) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: adventurous idea he suggested affirmative action yes dont worry about it.
Sometimes you have tremendous sex while high, because you are so sensitive - however its also easy to get distracted and get oversensitized to the point where you wont feel the condom sex. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth roommate yeah -- your first time, while high, with a condom, and getting a bad blowjob aren't exactly the best circumstances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059395) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: Yellow Abode Very common circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059464) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: 180 deep fanboi police squad i know that experience all too well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059318) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: sienna space that is what you get for banging a 225 lb girl. so was it worth it? no. it is disgusting. go gay already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059459) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: Twinkling party of the first part sex offender I still want to cuddle you. :o) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4585629) |
Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: ocher tanning salon That poor woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059319) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM Author: 180 deep fanboi police squad :D was probably 10x better than her, objectively (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059323) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:11 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Nothing worse than when a guy doesn't know what he's doing. It's like, "Okay, you can get off me now." Gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059339) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:14 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Subject: MadCat is a bitch Did you come the first time you had intercourse? Remain lubricated for the entire time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059364) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Yup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059373) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: Pale Confused Feces a girl using teeth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059411) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: ocher tanning salon I just don't put it anywhere my mouth. Problem solved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059424) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story What happens when you're having your period - abstinence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059436) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Yup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059452) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: greedy ticket booth why do you hate bjs so much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059488) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Because she's a prude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059499) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: ocher tanning salon What do they do for me? NOTHING. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059511) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: greedy ticket booth selfish bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059516) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Whatever, rapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059534) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: greedy ticket booth huh, come again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059554) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Don't think I haven't noticed how your posts have gone from Meg Ryan obsessed to rape obsessed in the past day or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059565) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Subject: It's an investment Not just a prude but a selfish prude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059533) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: ocher tanning salon An investment in WHAT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059537) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story In whatever thing you like done to you that wouldn't get your partner off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059572) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Can't think of anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059578) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Then you're a prude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059605) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Would a prude do anal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059617) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story How do you get off during anal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059627) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: ocher tanning salon If you have to ask... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059637) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story you, personally, you get off just from having your butt plowed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059669) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Who said anything about "just"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059674) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story OK then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059705) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM Author: greedy ticket booth was this a hooker?
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Hookers don't have teeth, dummy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059325) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: greedy ticket booth what? what's that supposed to mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059330) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: sienna space haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059766) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal scourge upon the earth roommate i proclaim this an xoxo holiday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059335) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:10 PM Author: greedy ticket booth What's :D without his virginity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059337) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: Wonderful pearly idiot In all seriousness, you really should see a doctor and possibly a psychatrist to try and determine why you did not orgasm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059353) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:14 PM Author: ocher tanning salon There's no cure for gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059367) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: Wonderful pearly idiot http://www.loveinaction.org/
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Those places are just hookup places for gays. Haven't you seen Saved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059418) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: Lilac galvanic dysfunction But I'm a Cheerleader is a much better example. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059467) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: 180 deep fanboi police squad if she was ugly then that's a pretty good explanation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059391) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle Vir's sex advice is always priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059402) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: 180 deep fanboi police squad what, you disagree? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059417) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Subject: Performance anxiety Don't go for the gold right away. You'll have to get comfortable with each others' bodies, first. Spend a lot of time just groping and nuzzling. Spend one evening just trying to get her off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059354) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: Orchid bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard was she hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059370) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059374) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Fantasize you're with a hot chick, then. Sometimes I have had to summon up one of my favorite Penthouse Forum fantasies in order to come. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059400) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle I did--still nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059405) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: At-the-ready Nudist Azn well, that couldn't have helped. How did you wind up having sex with her?
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle She literally said to me:
"You can fuck me" |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: At-the-ready Nudist Azn so you were hanging out getting high and she just offered? Have you complained to her about being a virgin or something? how weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059421) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle it was weird (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059428) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:24 PM Author: Swashbuckling friendly grandma theatre As a 19-year-old virgin myself, I'm interested in knowing how you got to that point, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065322) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:36 PM Author: rebellious sepia range motion seconded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4585613) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: vibrant school dragon Awesome. You should have taken the condom off in the middle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059422) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: At-the-ready Nudist Azn what terrible advice. I would have kicked the ass of anyone who did this to me.
edit: maybe then she would have *actually* bitten it |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: vibrant school dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059453) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Hott (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059427) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: greedy ticket booth :D be very careful of having sex if a girl is high
she could sue you for rape |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle Not really, I'm white. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059487) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: vibrant school dragon One fucking eighty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059492) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: greedy ticket booth fool, if she's a nutcase, it doesn't matter what race you are
she'll sue you just so she could feel victimized
trust me, Im learning scary shit pulled by women in criminal law
just make sure she actively consents always |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: ocher tanning salon As a feminist, I'm going to have to go on record as saying I'm not really sure this counts as rape. I'm not even positive penetration occurred in this particular instance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059528) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: greedy ticket booth you;d be scared to realize what counts as rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059564) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: ocher tanning salon No I wouldn't. I'M not a rapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059575) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria Um, you're not really an authority on the matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061060) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: stirring heaven It can be sexual assault even w/o penetration, no? However, I think he's safe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068780) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:02 PM Author: rusted immigrant why does starscream always fail to recognize humor and sarcasm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061314) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: vibrant school dragon Is this true? If so, congrats Dee!
EDIT: Everyone's first time sucks, don't sweat it. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: At-the-ready Nudist Azn I said this once on here, and a bunch of people disagreed with me. I stand by my belief that it is usually sucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059432) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: vibrant school dragon Totally sucky..I mean, most people are so nervous...and at that time, you don't even know why it's (supposedly) good. I remember I was like "Score! I'm not a virgin anymore! Now what? How long do I keep doing this?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059446) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: At-the-ready Nudist Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059461) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle Usually people get off in 5 seconds. I have the opposite problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059450) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: vibrant school dragon Not when it's their first time, they don't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059456) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: At-the-ready Nudist Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059472) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: vibrant school dragon Eh, maybe. I don't know. I only had one first time, myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059501) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: At-the-ready Nudist Azn i'm sure it depends on the guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059522) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Can you go back for Round Two? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059460) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle probably not, that shit was embarressing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059465) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: sienna space and she will tell everyone. HTH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059478) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story This chick at least wanted to fuck you. Chances are she would fuck you again. Shes not that experienced either or she wouldn't have used her teeth. Sex with a stranger is inherently embarrassing bc no one is perfectly happy with their naked body. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059495) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Emerald windowlicker thats not the way to think about it. this girl already knows you are a mess, so if she's willing to do it again it would be a great opportunity to work on stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059526) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: sienna space That is what you get when you fuck a 225 lb girl. I warned you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059466) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: 180 deep fanboi police squad credited... from experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059490) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: greedy ticket booth haha you did it with a fatty? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059513) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: 180 deep fanboi police squad Out of the maybe 5 or so girls with whom I could have probably had sex with at various points, I only put the moves on (by far) the ugliest one.
It's still a source of confusion for me. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Subject: Always go after the chick you think is the hottest In my experience chicks sense when you're not attracted to them and shut down. Chicks you think are hot are more willing to participate.
Be reasonable though: if you are a 6.5, don't try for any 9s. Stay within your league. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: 180 deep fanboi police squad I dunno, that one time really turned me off to the whole "finding girls to have sex with" thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059646) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Vivacious Community Account totally not true.
in a group of five girls, the guy is best off going for girl #3 or 4 in the hierarchy. girl #5 is smart enough to know she's the least attractive and girls #1 and 2 are often unattainable. The mid-range girls will be happy for the attention as long as you START OUT by hitting on them and dont just move onto them after you get shot down by their hotter friends.
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: ocher tanning salon So are you 3 or 4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059689) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: Vivacious Community Account I'm #6, hiding in the bathroom because I'm too ugly to show my face.
I'm serious, though. You have no idea HOW MANY TIMES I've seen this. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: ocher tanning salon I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I'm a 10! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059736) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story But a 10 who doesn't blow guys -- I dunno. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059761) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Hey, if you want a blowjob, go to a gay club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059852) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:40 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Subject: Agree 85% You have to pick one target and stick with her. But I'd go for number 2 or number 3 in this scenario. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059700) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:43 PM Author: Vivacious Community Account 3 is really the best to go for, but depending on your looks you may have to go down in the hierarchy. in my experience, the guys that do this are fucking douchebags that are aiming too high anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059729) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:00 PM Author: lavender box office Not so confusing to me. With ugly girls, you have a lot of confidence. Not so much with prettier ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059937) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: heady copper boiling water wrinkle go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059527) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:25 AM Author: internet-worthy swollen forum Why do you think you may be gay if you had an erection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066718) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: ocher tanning salon Oh man. Colon banged a fattie! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059508) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: vibrant school dragon You took Dee's virginity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059519) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: ocher tanning salon He wishes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059546) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: sienna space I tried to help you.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=279506&mc=65&forum_id=2#4057564 |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: pink antidepressant drug congrats??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059496) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Brindle Indecent Prole Locale You and :D both now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059653) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: umber fantasy-prone stage fortuitous meteor Don't worry man. You were high and it was your first time.
Now that you got it out of your system, it should be a lot easier later. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Orchid bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard next goal: give a girl a2m (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059521) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story He's got to get his bachelors before he can do a masters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059556) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: lake principal's office HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Way to go, Dee.
Sure, it counts.
Teeth? WTF, bitch? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: Vivacious Community Account i know, i know
i'm so happy for him!
whooo-hooo!
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: ocher tanning salon If you two were truly his pals you would have offered to team up on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059626) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: lake principal's office Well, many moons ago, I offered to blow him.
I'm charitable to a point. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Lilac galvanic dysfunction If she ever wanted to touch me again, she wouldn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059655) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Vivacious Community Account crediteed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059667) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: Emerald windowlicker I wouldnt judge the girl too harshly. After years of the warm soft embrace of Rosie Palm and her five sisters, even minimal dental contact may have freaked him out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059618) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: lake principal's office Fair point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059625) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Also, BJs require you to relinquish control to your partner -- unfamiliar territory for masturbators. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059656) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: Emerald windowlicker Yeah, he may have been squirming. I almost jumped out of the bed the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059694) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: sienna space what is the point of sesx if it isn't gonna be hot sex? guys are dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059660) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: overrated black woman state It's funny how jealous you appear about this from your periodic comments throughout this thread. It's as if this shatters some fantasy you've had about deflowering :D. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059737) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: sienna space haha. no. i wanted him to get laid by a hot chick. this ruins all my "work" on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059774) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: histrionic erotic nibblets shitlib It's the exploration instinct. Why sail over the horizon? Why go to the moon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059745) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: sienna space but it is awesome when you get there. I have no desire to go to the city dump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059779) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:50 PM Author: histrionic erotic nibblets shitlib How do you think they felt when they discovered Nebraska? But ya gotta keep trying, because eventually you'll find Montana. Sweet, sweet Montana. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059806) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: sienna space haha, but he knew this would be a dump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059853) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: Concupiscible Crimson Indirect Expression Bbw Well I'll be damned. Next step: don't get quite as high/drunk. Finding the perfect balance where you'd fucked up enough to not be nervous but sober enough to actually function is crucial.
Do you have plans to call this chick again? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: Massive coffee pot congrats. You're over the hump. Not being so desperate will attract more poon like a magnet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059764) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: sienna space that is the only good that can come from this i suppose, but he will still be desperate for hot sex. hopefully she doesn't run around telling everyone and grossing out all the hot girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059787) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story "I got stoned out of my mind and had an unsatisfying attempt at sex with :D" -- yeah I'm sure she's dying to share that with the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059814) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: sienna space she wanted to take pics dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059848) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:54 PM Author: ocher tanning salon It'll come out more like "God, I fucked the most pitiful virgin last night. He didn't even know where to stick it!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059872) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: peach supple stage The rake has spoiled many an erection. You'll get 'em next time, slugger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059825) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:15 PM Author: lake principal's office I can't believe it took this long...
Uh, post her pic. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:28 PM Author: elite masturbator seconded! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060116) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:40 PM Author: Appetizing Tan Spot Cuckoldry thirded! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060221) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:16 PM Author: sienna space This is like a professor wanting his student to matriculate at CLS and instead he goes to NYU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060031) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:28 PM Author: cracking apoplectic center liquid oxygen *prepares for the end of the world* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060121) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:43 PM Author: Hot kitchen Wow. Congrats. I feel the need to fuck a lot of chicks now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060236) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:43 PM Author: flesh people who are hurt Lose the condom, idiot! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060239) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy Congratulations, I guess?
Are you going to give it another go and possibly develop a normal, healthy sex life or do you never want to have sex again? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:22 PM Author: Up-to-no-good lay selfie CONGRATS MAN! Good luck having sex in the future!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061012) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria Congrats, but I told you a good looking hooker would have been better than the 225lbs chick. But whatever, at least you scored. You need to mark this day on your calendar and celebrate it every year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061079) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:31 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy Why do people care nothing about the girl beyond her weight?
Fucking jackasses.
This goes double for Madame Cunt. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria Because fat girls cannot be hot. Sorry.
And fucking an ugly girl is like 1230983424235423543245x worse than fucking a hot one.
EDIT: And why is it double for MC? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy You're a class act, Fish.
You know, every time I find myself starting to be cool with the law board, some one reminds me why I wanted everyone on it to burn in hell for all eternity again. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: Purple jewess I want you to be happy.
Haven't you been listening to anything I've said ?
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=279507&mc=151&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria Stop expecting the world to be what you want it to be and accept it the way it is. Follow this advice and I think things will start looking up for you.
The fact is that guys have certain things they consider attractive. I don't see why this is surprising or abhorrent. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:43 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy I never said I expected people to find a 225 pound girl attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061161) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria Then WTF is your problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061196) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy I think you're a crusty piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061206) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:52 PM Author: Purple jewess Apparently you enjoy being sad. I'm offering to help you. Help the both of us.
I know exactly why you got so angry by Fish's comment and he is too much of a stupid idiot to figure out your reason. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:55 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria That feeling is mutual.
But so far you haven't identified that I've said anything offensive. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:59 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy I think I've already explained it a number of times, on this thread and on others.
You're a shallow, sniveling piece of shit and I don't like you or your dimwitted whore one fucking iota. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:12 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria I'm just realistic. Which is far better than being a bitchy loser who is perpetually on her high horse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061381) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy Actually, I think I'm the biggest piece of unethical, selfish shit I know.
Outside of this board, of course. You people are fucking swine, it's impossible to not look down on you. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:15 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria News flash: all people are selfish shits. People on this board are just more honest.
Move on. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:17 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy No, people on this board are just more repulsive.
When you're ordering your girlfriend around later tonight, please punch her in the face once for me. Deal?
I'm done with this thread. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:18 PM Author: french cerebral private investor sweet tailpipe shut the fuck up you two, this thread is about dee sort of becoming a man. And you two are fucking it up with your nonsensical arguments. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061428) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:19 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria You're right man, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061434) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Purple jewess You guys make fun of me and my biochemist friend, well, at least I am guarunteed to NOT have such a bad first-time experience.
You should have gotten yourself a sex mentor, :D
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: Bisexual aphrodisiac parlor cuckold Congrats, buddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061156) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: thriller depressive turdskin Why is she 225 lbs? did :D post that somewhere? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061179) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Bisexual aphrodisiac parlor cuckold i don't get this either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061187) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:47 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy I was under the impression he had spoken to Cunt about it, which is why she posted the "Is it better to be a virgin or to have fucked a 225 pound girl?" thread. She clearly implies this was the case somewhere in this thread.
Though I don't get how :D knows her weight. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:49 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria It probably isn't an exact measurement but rather just an indication that she's obese.
:D also said that she's not at all hot, which means that she's fat. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: glittery doctorate I think it was deduced from him saying she wasn't hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061207) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:47 PM Author: awkward electric furnace I gathered that he told that part privately to Madame Cunt and she just went ahead and blabbered about it to everyone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061199) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:50 PM Author: green kink-friendly alpha school cafeteria Nope. A thread was created on the subject. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061218) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:49 PM Author: aggressive bonkers gas station awesome! go back for seconds...im sure she is weirded out as well.
use her as a tackling dummy
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:50 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy Seriously die.
Pretty much everyone on this thread can die. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:53 PM Author: aggressive bonkers gas station i meant that in a nice way...
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:57 PM Author: comical mahogany really tough guy Eh, sorry.
For all I know this girl is a whore who deserves, or even wants, to be used. It just irritates me everyone's decided she's worthless and needs to be used for target practice because she's not hot and probably fat. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:54 PM Author: Purple jewess Come on that was obviously jest, though of course, it's probably rooted in reality.
Some guys are idiots. Don't let them get to you.
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:56 PM Author: aggressive bonkers gas station all i meant is that they can use each other for practice...
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:53 PM Author: Yellow Abode Use her to try all the freaky shit you've heard about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061245) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 6:37 PM Author: Arousing pistol :D, if your story is true, you are likely homosexual. Every man comes during his first BJ, and definitely during sex. Don't waste another 20 years figuring out that you prefer dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4062160) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:15 PM Author: 180 deep fanboi police squad this is false (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065238) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:17 PM Author: At-the-ready Nudist Azn to be fair, :D is hte one who first introduced the idea that he might be gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065247) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:29 PM Author: 180 deep fanboi police squad i suspect he has a secret or subconscious reason for avoiding girls for this long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065392) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:13 AM Author: Aromatic Cruel-hearted Base Background Story Yeah - it's called being a nerd w/o game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067096) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:31 AM Author: thirsty fragrant den There is a difference between not having game and not playing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068188) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:16 PM Author: multi-colored brass personal credit line dopamine Not true. I have had times where I did not cum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065242) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:28 PM Author: insecure sanctuary yeah, but first time, it's almost impossible not to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065375) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:07 AM Author: multi-colored brass personal credit line dopamine I nearly blew up my first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065786) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:32 AM Author: internet-worthy swollen forum ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066767) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:08 AM Author: internet-worthy swollen forum Wasn't he erect though? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067047) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:37 PM Author: internet-worthy swollen forum Post a pic of her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065472) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: boyish aqua partner persian Next time, ttry to get someone prettier and most importantly, STOP SMOKING POT.
edit: and why didn't you tell her not to use her teeth? she probably wanted to be better at it. |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:05 AM Author: wine excitant business firm Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065766) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:15 AM Author: internet-worthy swollen forum How did you get her to want to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065866) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:14 AM Author: vigorous trailer park quadroon This thread needs to be stickied. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066595) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:26 AM Author: boyish aqua partner persian word (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066725) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:11 AM Author: bateful carmine step-uncle's house You're not gay -- you just weren't into her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067070) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:16 AM Author: hideous goal in life wagecucks No need to throw out the small wanker size. Be happy for the guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068125) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:43 AM Author: Irradiated maroon field Underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068236) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:36 AM Author: internet-worthy swollen forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067264) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:37 AM Author: canary garrison The first like 8 times I banged a chick I had serious issues getting it up. Don't worry, it's all nerves. I bang like a pro now. It's just sad that I can't reply to your posts with "virgin" anymore |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: opaque temple stain You're probably not gay.
This one guy was sucking me off one time and I didn't cum from it. He was just completely not my type.
When I got with a guy who was my type it was definitely a more pleasurable experience.
Edit: though the fact that you could barely keep an erection raises some questions in my mind. Even when I was with the unattractive guy, I still maintained wood.
Chalk it up to the drugs. |
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Date: November 6th, 2006 12:59 AM Author: Harsh passionate theater stage gaping bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#6931026) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 12:59 PM Author: razzle crystalline point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267754) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: razzmatazz yarmulke pit how long have you been waiting to bump this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267757) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:04 PM Author: razzle crystalline point actually I never read it until I was searching for the other "when did you lose your virginity" thread. Thought I'd share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267763) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:06 PM Author: razzmatazz yarmulke pit oh, i thought it was an anniversary bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267771) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:07 PM Author: razzle crystalline point LOL, no, just worked out that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267778) |