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I lost my virginity, sort of.
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:04 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story Got BJ -- she used teeth, I barely could keep an erection, no cum
Sex -- Didn't get off, not really even coming close. Fucking condom made my dick feel numb and couldn't feel shit.
So I might be gay or something. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:05 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo was she hot
how selfish of you to lose your virginity when the board has not sanctioned you to do so |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story not at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059316) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:05 PM Author: dark swashbuckling state halford pwn3d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059315) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: stimulating indigo site rigpig really? congrats.
were you drunk? that happens. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story I was high off my ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059320) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo no wonder you had the balls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059329) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: dark swashbuckling state halford That will do it. Also, consider beating your meat with your off hand, or while wearing a condom for a while. The problem with the BJ is troubling, unless it was really awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059332) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:11 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story Could it be because I was nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059338) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: dark swashbuckling state halford It could be a factor, but its more likely that you are just used to jerking of a certain way, so your body is like "what the fuck is this new shit". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059355) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: stimulating indigo site rigpig yes dont worry about it.
Sometimes you have tremendous sex while high, because you are so sensitive - however its also easy to get distracted and get oversensitized to the point where you wont feel the condom sex. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Irate whorehouse quadroon yeah -- your first time, while high, with a condom, and getting a bad blowjob aren't exactly the best circumstances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059395) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: spectacular topaz messiness sex offender Very common circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059464) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: thriller fanboi lodge i know that experience all too well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059318) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution that is what you get for banging a 225 lb girl. so was it worth it? no. it is disgusting. go gay already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059459) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: Slate principal's office I still want to cuddle you. :o) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4585629) |
Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio That poor woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059319) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM Author: thriller fanboi lodge :D was probably 10x better than her, objectively (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059323) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:11 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Nothing worse than when a guy doesn't know what he's doing. It's like, "Okay, you can get off me now." Gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059339) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:14 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Subject: MadCat is a bitch Did you come the first time you had intercourse? Remain lubricated for the entire time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059364) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Yup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059373) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: Electric nubile range half-breed a girl using teeth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059411) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio I just don't put it anywhere my mouth. Problem solved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059424) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage What happens when you're having your period - abstinence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059436) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Yup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059452) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo why do you hate bjs so much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059488) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Because she's a prude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059499) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio What do they do for me? NOTHING. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059511) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo selfish bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059516) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Whatever, rapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059534) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo huh, come again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059554) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Don't think I haven't noticed how your posts have gone from Meg Ryan obsessed to rape obsessed in the past day or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059565) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Subject: It's an investment Not just a prude but a selfish prude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059533) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio An investment in WHAT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059537) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage In whatever thing you like done to you that wouldn't get your partner off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059572) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Can't think of anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059578) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Then you're a prude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059605) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Would a prude do anal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059617) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage How do you get off during anal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059627) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio If you have to ask... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059637) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage you, personally, you get off just from having your butt plowed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059669) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Who said anything about "just"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059674) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage OK then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059705) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo was this a hooker?
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Hookers don't have teeth, dummy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059325) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo what? what's that supposed to mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059330) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059766) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: Irate whorehouse quadroon i proclaim this an xoxo holiday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059335) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:10 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo What's :D without his virginity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059337) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: Aggressive Narrow-minded Blood Rage Property In all seriousness, you really should see a doctor and possibly a psychatrist to try and determine why you did not orgasm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059353) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:14 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio There's no cure for gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059367) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: Aggressive Narrow-minded Blood Rage Property http://www.loveinaction.org/
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Those places are just hookup places for gays. Haven't you seen Saved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059418) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: lilac telephone church building But I'm a Cheerleader is a much better example. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059467) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: thriller fanboi lodge if she was ugly then that's a pretty good explanation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059391) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story Vir's sex advice is always priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059402) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: thriller fanboi lodge what, you disagree? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059417) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Subject: Performance anxiety Don't go for the gold right away. You'll have to get comfortable with each others' bodies, first. Spend a lot of time just groping and nuzzling. Spend one evening just trying to get her off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059354) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: odious incel was she hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059370) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059374) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Fantasize you're with a hot chick, then. Sometimes I have had to summon up one of my favorite Penthouse Forum fantasies in order to come. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059400) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story I did--still nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059405) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert well, that couldn't have helped. How did you wind up having sex with her?
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story She literally said to me:
"You can fuck me" |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert so you were hanging out getting high and she just offered? Have you complained to her about being a virgin or something? how weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059421) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story it was weird (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059428) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:24 PM Author: bateful internet-worthy church As a 19-year-old virgin myself, I'm interested in knowing how you got to that point, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065322) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:36 PM Author: Citrine Boyish Cuck Hell motion seconded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4585613) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: Amethyst philosopher-king Awesome. You should have taken the condom off in the middle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059422) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert what terrible advice. I would have kicked the ass of anyone who did this to me.
edit: maybe then she would have *actually* bitten it |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: Amethyst philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059453) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Hott (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059427) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo :D be very careful of having sex if a girl is high
she could sue you for rape |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story Not really, I'm white. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059487) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: Amethyst philosopher-king One fucking eighty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059492) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo fool, if she's a nutcase, it doesn't matter what race you are
she'll sue you just so she could feel victimized
trust me, Im learning scary shit pulled by women in criminal law
just make sure she actively consents always |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio As a feminist, I'm going to have to go on record as saying I'm not really sure this counts as rape. I'm not even positive penetration occurred in this particular instance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059528) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo you;d be scared to realize what counts as rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059564) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio No I wouldn't. I'M not a rapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059575) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit Um, you're not really an authority on the matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061060) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: wild smoky sandwich tank It can be sexual assault even w/o penetration, no? However, I think he's safe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068780) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:02 PM Author: shaky police squad why does starscream always fail to recognize humor and sarcasm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061314) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: Amethyst philosopher-king Is this true? If so, congrats Dee!
EDIT: Everyone's first time sucks, don't sweat it. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert I said this once on here, and a bunch of people disagreed with me. I stand by my belief that it is usually sucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059432) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: Amethyst philosopher-king Totally sucky..I mean, most people are so nervous...and at that time, you don't even know why it's (supposedly) good. I remember I was like "Score! I'm not a virgin anymore! Now what? How long do I keep doing this?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059446) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059461) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story Usually people get off in 5 seconds. I have the opposite problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059450) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: Amethyst philosopher-king Not when it's their first time, they don't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059456) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059472) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: Amethyst philosopher-king Eh, maybe. I don't know. I only had one first time, myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059501) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert i'm sure it depends on the guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059522) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Can you go back for Round Two? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059460) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story probably not, that shit was embarressing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059465) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution and she will tell everyone. HTH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059478) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage This chick at least wanted to fuck you. Chances are she would fuck you again. Shes not that experienced either or she wouldn't have used her teeth. Sex with a stranger is inherently embarrassing bc no one is perfectly happy with their naked body. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059495) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: dark swashbuckling state halford thats not the way to think about it. this girl already knows you are a mess, so if she's willing to do it again it would be a great opportunity to work on stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059526) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution That is what you get when you fuck a 225 lb girl. I warned you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059466) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: thriller fanboi lodge credited... from experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059490) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Aqua brunch tattoo haha you did it with a fatty? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059513) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: thriller fanboi lodge Out of the maybe 5 or so girls with whom I could have probably had sex with at various points, I only put the moves on (by far) the ugliest one.
It's still a source of confusion for me. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Subject: Always go after the chick you think is the hottest In my experience chicks sense when you're not attracted to them and shut down. Chicks you think are hot are more willing to participate.
Be reasonable though: if you are a 6.5, don't try for any 9s. Stay within your league. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: thriller fanboi lodge I dunno, that one time really turned me off to the whole "finding girls to have sex with" thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059646) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Contagious death wish school cafeteria totally not true.
in a group of five girls, the guy is best off going for girl #3 or 4 in the hierarchy. girl #5 is smart enough to know she's the least attractive and girls #1 and 2 are often unattainable. The mid-range girls will be happy for the attention as long as you START OUT by hitting on them and dont just move onto them after you get shot down by their hotter friends.
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio So are you 3 or 4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059689) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: Contagious death wish school cafeteria I'm #6, hiding in the bathroom because I'm too ugly to show my face.
I'm serious, though. You have no idea HOW MANY TIMES I've seen this. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I'm a 10! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059736) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage But a 10 who doesn't blow guys -- I dunno. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059761) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Hey, if you want a blowjob, go to a gay club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059852) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:40 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Subject: Agree 85% You have to pick one target and stick with her. But I'd go for number 2 or number 3 in this scenario. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059700) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:43 PM Author: Contagious death wish school cafeteria 3 is really the best to go for, but depending on your looks you may have to go down in the hierarchy. in my experience, the guys that do this are fucking douchebags that are aiming too high anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059729) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:00 PM Author: slimy forum athletic conference Not so confusing to me. With ugly girls, you have a lot of confidence. Not so much with prettier ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059937) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: hateful clear lay background story go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059527) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:25 AM Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker Why do you think you may be gay if you had an erection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066718) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio Oh man. Colon banged a fattie! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059508) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Amethyst philosopher-king You took Dee's virginity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059519) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio He wishes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059546) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution I tried to help you.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=279506&mc=65&forum_id=2#4057564 |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: Fuchsia dingle berry congrats??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059496) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Pale charismatic theatre You and :D both now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059653) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Vigorous address Don't worry man. You were high and it was your first time.
Now that you got it out of your system, it should be a lot easier later. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: odious incel next goal: give a girl a2m (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059521) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage He's got to get his bachelors before he can do a masters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059556) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: exhilarant insane area HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Way to go, Dee.
Sure, it counts.
Teeth? WTF, bitch? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: Contagious death wish school cafeteria i know, i know
i'm so happy for him!
whooo-hooo!
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio If you two were truly his pals you would have offered to team up on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059626) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: exhilarant insane area Well, many moons ago, I offered to blow him.
I'm charitable to a point. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: lilac telephone church building If she ever wanted to touch me again, she wouldn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059655) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Contagious death wish school cafeteria crediteed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059667) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: dark swashbuckling state halford I wouldnt judge the girl too harshly. After years of the warm soft embrace of Rosie Palm and her five sisters, even minimal dental contact may have freaked him out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059618) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: exhilarant insane area Fair point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059625) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Also, BJs require you to relinquish control to your partner -- unfamiliar territory for masturbators. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059656) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: dark swashbuckling state halford Yeah, he may have been squirming. I almost jumped out of the bed the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059694) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution what is the point of sesx if it isn't gonna be hot sex? guys are dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059660) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: Primrose Metal Native It's funny how jealous you appear about this from your periodic comments throughout this thread. It's as if this shatters some fantasy you've had about deflowering :D. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059737) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution haha. no. i wanted him to get laid by a hot chick. this ruins all my "work" on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059774) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: green flirting alpha It's the exploration instinct. Why sail over the horizon? Why go to the moon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059745) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution but it is awesome when you get there. I have no desire to go to the city dump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059779) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:50 PM Author: green flirting alpha How do you think they felt when they discovered Nebraska? But ya gotta keep trying, because eventually you'll find Montana. Sweet, sweet Montana. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059806) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution haha, but he knew this would be a dump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059853) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: Frum sticky theater Well I'll be damned. Next step: don't get quite as high/drunk. Finding the perfect balance where you'd fucked up enough to not be nervous but sober enough to actually function is crucial.
Do you have plans to call this chick again? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: razzmatazz jap public bath congrats. You're over the hump. Not being so desperate will attract more poon like a magnet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059764) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution that is the only good that can come from this i suppose, but he will still be desperate for hot sex. hopefully she doesn't run around telling everyone and grossing out all the hot girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059787) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage "I got stoned out of my mind and had an unsatisfying attempt at sex with :D" -- yeah I'm sure she's dying to share that with the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059814) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution she wanted to take pics dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059848) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:54 PM Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio It'll come out more like "God, I fucked the most pitiful virgin last night. He didn't even know where to stick it!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059872) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: Provocative Misanthropic Market The rake has spoiled many an erection. You'll get 'em next time, slugger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059825) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:15 PM Author: exhilarant insane area I can't believe it took this long...
Uh, post her pic. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:28 PM Author: marvelous indian lodge seconded! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060116) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:40 PM Author: nighttime shitlib thirded! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060221) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:16 PM Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution This is like a professor wanting his student to matriculate at CLS and instead he goes to NYU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060031) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:28 PM Author: adventurous gaped piazza *prepares for the end of the world* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060121) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:43 PM Author: Soul-stirring multi-billionaire Wow. Congrats. I feel the need to fuck a lot of chicks now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060236) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:43 PM Author: vibrant gold shrine Lose the condom, idiot! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060239) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping Congratulations, I guess?
Are you going to give it another go and possibly develop a normal, healthy sex life or do you never want to have sex again? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:22 PM Author: Cobalt Home CONGRATS MAN! Good luck having sex in the future!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061012) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit Congrats, but I told you a good looking hooker would have been better than the 225lbs chick. But whatever, at least you scored. You need to mark this day on your calendar and celebrate it every year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061079) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping Why do people care nothing about the girl beyond her weight?
Fucking jackasses.
This goes double for Madame Cunt. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit Because fat girls cannot be hot. Sorry.
And fucking an ugly girl is like 1230983424235423543245x worse than fucking a hot one.
EDIT: And why is it double for MC? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping You're a class act, Fish.
You know, every time I find myself starting to be cool with the law board, some one reminds me why I wanted everyone on it to burn in hell for all eternity again. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat I want you to be happy.
Haven't you been listening to anything I've said ?
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=279507&mc=151&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit Stop expecting the world to be what you want it to be and accept it the way it is. Follow this advice and I think things will start looking up for you.
The fact is that guys have certain things they consider attractive. I don't see why this is surprising or abhorrent. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:43 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping I never said I expected people to find a 225 pound girl attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061161) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit Then WTF is your problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061196) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping I think you're a crusty piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061206) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:52 PM Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat Apparently you enjoy being sad. I'm offering to help you. Help the both of us.
I know exactly why you got so angry by Fish's comment and he is too much of a stupid idiot to figure out your reason. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:55 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit That feeling is mutual.
But so far you haven't identified that I've said anything offensive. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:59 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping I think I've already explained it a number of times, on this thread and on others.
You're a shallow, sniveling piece of shit and I don't like you or your dimwitted whore one fucking iota. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:12 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit I'm just realistic. Which is far better than being a bitchy loser who is perpetually on her high horse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061381) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping Actually, I think I'm the biggest piece of unethical, selfish shit I know.
Outside of this board, of course. You people are fucking swine, it's impossible to not look down on you. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:15 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit News flash: all people are selfish shits. People on this board are just more honest.
Move on. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:17 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping No, people on this board are just more repulsive.
When you're ordering your girlfriend around later tonight, please punch her in the face once for me. Deal?
I'm done with this thread. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:18 PM Author: ruby ceo shut the fuck up you two, this thread is about dee sort of becoming a man. And you two are fucking it up with your nonsensical arguments. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061428) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:19 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit You're right man, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061434) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat You guys make fun of me and my biochemist friend, well, at least I am guarunteed to NOT have such a bad first-time experience.
You should have gotten yourself a sex mentor, :D
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: purple resort Congrats, buddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061156) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: alcoholic sick meetinghouse Why is she 225 lbs? did :D post that somewhere? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061179) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: purple resort i don't get this either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061187) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:47 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping I was under the impression he had spoken to Cunt about it, which is why she posted the "Is it better to be a virgin or to have fucked a 225 pound girl?" thread. She clearly implies this was the case somewhere in this thread.
Though I don't get how :D knows her weight. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit It probably isn't an exact measurement but rather just an indication that she's obese.
:D also said that she's not at all hot, which means that she's fat. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: Tripping Karate I think it was deduced from him saying she wasn't hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061207) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:47 PM Author: buck-toothed chartreuse milk I gathered that he told that part privately to Madame Cunt and she just went ahead and blabbered about it to everyone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061199) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:50 PM Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit Nope. A thread was created on the subject. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061218) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:49 PM Author: razzle-dazzle weed whacker awesome! go back for seconds...im sure she is weirded out as well.
use her as a tackling dummy
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:50 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping Seriously die.
Pretty much everyone on this thread can die. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:53 PM Author: razzle-dazzle weed whacker i meant that in a nice way...
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:57 PM Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping Eh, sorry.
For all I know this girl is a whore who deserves, or even wants, to be used. It just irritates me everyone's decided she's worthless and needs to be used for target practice because she's not hot and probably fat. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:54 PM Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat Come on that was obviously jest, though of course, it's probably rooted in reality.
Some guys are idiots. Don't let them get to you.
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:56 PM Author: razzle-dazzle weed whacker all i meant is that they can use each other for practice...
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:53 PM Author: spectacular topaz messiness sex offender Use her to try all the freaky shit you've heard about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061245) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 6:37 PM Author: Hyperventilating awkward parlour :D, if your story is true, you are likely homosexual. Every man comes during his first BJ, and definitely during sex. Don't waste another 20 years figuring out that you prefer dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4062160) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:15 PM Author: thriller fanboi lodge this is false (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065238) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:17 PM Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert to be fair, :D is hte one who first introduced the idea that he might be gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065247) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:29 PM Author: thriller fanboi lodge i suspect he has a secret or subconscious reason for avoiding girls for this long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065392) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:13 AM Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage Yeah - it's called being a nerd w/o game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067096) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:31 AM Author: 180 Wagecucks There is a difference between not having game and not playing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068188) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:16 PM Author: Dun Twinkling Uncleanness Den Not true. I have had times where I did not cum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065242) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:28 PM Author: Dashing gay wizard yeah, but first time, it's almost impossible not to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065375) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:07 AM Author: Dun Twinkling Uncleanness Den I nearly blew up my first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065786) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:32 AM Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066767) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:08 AM Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker Wasn't he erect though? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067047) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:37 PM Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker Post a pic of her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065472) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: Red hyperactive circlehead Next time, ttry to get someone prettier and most importantly, STOP SMOKING POT.
edit: and why didn't you tell her not to use her teeth? she probably wanted to be better at it. |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:05 AM Author: Aquamarine hairraiser sweet tailpipe office Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065766) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:15 AM Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker How did you get her to want to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065866) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:14 AM Author: vermilion striped hyena This thread needs to be stickied. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066595) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:26 AM Author: Red hyperactive circlehead word (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066725) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:11 AM Author: Thirsty Balding Space You're not gay -- you just weren't into her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067070) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:16 AM Author: exciting bistre menage hominid No need to throw out the small wanker size. Be happy for the guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068125) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:43 AM Author: Wine idea he suggested mediation Underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068236) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:36 AM Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067264) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:37 AM Author: Irradiated up-to-no-good tanning salon The first like 8 times I banged a chick I had serious issues getting it up. Don't worry, it's all nerves. I bang like a pro now. It's just sad that I can't reply to your posts with "virgin" anymore |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: filthy senate mood You're probably not gay.
This one guy was sucking me off one time and I didn't cum from it. He was just completely not my type.
When I got with a guy who was my type it was definitely a more pleasurable experience.
Edit: though the fact that you could barely keep an erection raises some questions in my mind. Even when I was with the unattractive guy, I still maintained wood.
Chalk it up to the drugs. |
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Date: November 6th, 2006 12:59 AM Author: Galvanic ticket booth french chef bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#6931026) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 12:59 PM Author: Motley volcanic crater locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267754) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: Multi-colored kitchen how long have you been waiting to bump this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267757) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:04 PM Author: Motley volcanic crater locus actually I never read it until I was searching for the other "when did you lose your virginity" thread. Thought I'd share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267763) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:06 PM Author: Multi-colored kitchen oh, i thought it was an anniversary bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267771) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:07 PM Author: Motley volcanic crater locus LOL, no, just worked out that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267778) |