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I lost my virginity, sort of.
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:04 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren Got BJ -- she used teeth, I barely could keep an erection, no cum
Sex -- Didn't get off, not really even coming close. Fucking condom made my dick feel numb and couldn't feel shit.
So I might be gay or something. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:05 PM Author: dead kitchen was she hot
how selfish of you to lose your virginity when the board has not sanctioned you to do so |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren not at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059316) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:05 PM Author: insanely creepy macaca church pwn3d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059315) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: supple pearl crotch really? congrats.
were you drunk? that happens. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren I was high off my ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059320) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: dead kitchen no wonder you had the balls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059329) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: insanely creepy macaca church That will do it. Also, consider beating your meat with your off hand, or while wearing a condom for a while. The problem with the BJ is troubling, unless it was really awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059332) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:11 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren Could it be because I was nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059338) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: insanely creepy macaca church It could be a factor, but its more likely that you are just used to jerking of a certain way, so your body is like "what the fuck is this new shit". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059355) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: supple pearl crotch yes dont worry about it.
Sometimes you have tremendous sex while high, because you are so sensitive - however its also easy to get distracted and get oversensitized to the point where you wont feel the condom sex. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Soul-stirring self-centered gaping rigor yeah -- your first time, while high, with a condom, and getting a bad blowjob aren't exactly the best circumstances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059395) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: Racy Sanctuary People Who Are Hurt Very common circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059464) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: Lavender heady affirmative action mexican i know that experience all too well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059318) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier that is what you get for banging a 225 lb girl. so was it worth it? no. it is disgusting. go gay already. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059459) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:38 PM Author: Big shimmering international law enforcement agency I still want to cuddle you. :o) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4585629) |
Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship That poor woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059319) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM Author: Lavender heady affirmative action mexican :D was probably 10x better than her, objectively (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059323) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:11 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Nothing worse than when a guy doesn't know what he's doing. It's like, "Okay, you can get off me now." Gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059339) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:14 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Subject: MadCat is a bitch Did you come the first time you had intercourse? Remain lubricated for the entire time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059364) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Yup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059373) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: Fuchsia Nowag Spot a girl using teeth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059411) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship I just don't put it anywhere my mouth. Problem solved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059424) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease What happens when you're having your period - abstinence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059436) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Yup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059452) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: dead kitchen why do you hate bjs so much? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059488) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Because she's a prude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059499) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship What do they do for me? NOTHING. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059511) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: dead kitchen selfish bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059516) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Whatever, rapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059534) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: dead kitchen huh, come again? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059554) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Don't think I haven't noticed how your posts have gone from Meg Ryan obsessed to rape obsessed in the past day or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059565) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Subject: It's an investment Not just a prude but a selfish prude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059533) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship An investment in WHAT? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059537) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease In whatever thing you like done to you that wouldn't get your partner off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059572) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Can't think of anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059578) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Then you're a prude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059605) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Would a prude do anal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059617) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease How do you get off during anal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059627) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship If you have to ask... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059637) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease you, personally, you get off just from having your butt plowed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059669) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Who said anything about "just"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059674) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease OK then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059705) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM Author: dead kitchen was this a hooker?
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Hookers don't have teeth, dummy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059325) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:08 PM Author: dead kitchen what? what's that supposed to mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059330) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059766) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:09 PM Author: Soul-stirring self-centered gaping rigor i proclaim this an xoxo holiday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059335) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:10 PM Author: dead kitchen What's :D without his virginity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059337) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: Blue Exciting Garrison Clown In all seriousness, you really should see a doctor and possibly a psychatrist to try and determine why you did not orgasm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059353) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:14 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship There's no cure for gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059367) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: Blue Exciting Garrison Clown http://www.loveinaction.org/
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Those places are just hookup places for gays. Haven't you seen Saved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059418) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: galvanic toaster cuckold But I'm a Cheerleader is a much better example. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059467) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Lavender heady affirmative action mexican if she was ugly then that's a pretty good explanation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059391) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren Vir's sex advice is always priceless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059402) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: Lavender heady affirmative action mexican what, you disagree? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059417) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Subject: Performance anxiety Don't go for the gold right away. You'll have to get comfortable with each others' bodies, first. Spend a lot of time just groping and nuzzling. Spend one evening just trying to get her off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059354) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: abusive contagious boltzmann was she hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059370) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059374) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Fantasize you're with a hot chick, then. Sometimes I have had to summon up one of my favorite Penthouse Forum fantasies in order to come. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059400) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren I did--still nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059405) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: Sticky razzmatazz half-breed brunch well, that couldn't have helped. How did you wind up having sex with her?
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren She literally said to me:
"You can fuck me" |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: Sticky razzmatazz half-breed brunch so you were hanging out getting high and she just offered? Have you complained to her about being a virgin or something? how weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059421) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren it was weird (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059428) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:24 PM Author: shivering locus As a 19-year-old virgin myself, I'm interested in knowing how you got to that point, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065322) |
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Date: December 16th, 2005 11:36 PM Author: Pearly karate motion seconded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4585613) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: Infuriating potus Awesome. You should have taken the condom off in the middle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059422) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: Sticky razzmatazz half-breed brunch what terrible advice. I would have kicked the ass of anyone who did this to me.
edit: maybe then she would have *actually* bitten it |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: Infuriating potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059453) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Hott (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059427) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: dead kitchen :D be very careful of having sex if a girl is high
she could sue you for rape |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren Not really, I'm white. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059487) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: Infuriating potus One fucking eighty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059492) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: dead kitchen fool, if she's a nutcase, it doesn't matter what race you are
she'll sue you just so she could feel victimized
trust me, Im learning scary shit pulled by women in criminal law
just make sure she actively consents always |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship As a feminist, I'm going to have to go on record as saying I'm not really sure this counts as rape. I'm not even positive penetration occurred in this particular instance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059528) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: dead kitchen you;d be scared to realize what counts as rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059564) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship No I wouldn't. I'M not a rapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059575) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Bronze station incel Um, you're not really an authority on the matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061060) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: mint masturbator ticket booth It can be sexual assault even w/o penetration, no? However, I think he's safe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068780) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:02 PM Author: Honey-headed Hilarious Therapy why does starscream always fail to recognize humor and sarcasm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061314) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:16 PM Author: Infuriating potus Is this true? If so, congrats Dee!
EDIT: Everyone's first time sucks, don't sweat it. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM Author: Sticky razzmatazz half-breed brunch I said this once on here, and a bunch of people disagreed with me. I stand by my belief that it is usually sucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059432) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: Infuriating potus Totally sucky..I mean, most people are so nervous...and at that time, you don't even know why it's (supposedly) good. I remember I was like "Score! I'm not a virgin anymore! Now what? How long do I keep doing this?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059446) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: Sticky razzmatazz half-breed brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059461) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren Usually people get off in 5 seconds. I have the opposite problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059450) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: Infuriating potus Not when it's their first time, they don't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059456) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: Sticky razzmatazz half-breed brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059472) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: Infuriating potus Eh, maybe. I don't know. I only had one first time, myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059501) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Sticky razzmatazz half-breed brunch i'm sure it depends on the guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059522) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Can you go back for Round Two? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059460) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren probably not, that shit was embarressing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059465) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier and she will tell everyone. HTH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059478) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease This chick at least wanted to fuck you. Chances are she would fuck you again. Shes not that experienced either or she wouldn't have used her teeth. Sex with a stranger is inherently embarrassing bc no one is perfectly happy with their naked body. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059495) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: insanely creepy macaca church thats not the way to think about it. this girl already knows you are a mess, so if she's willing to do it again it would be a great opportunity to work on stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059526) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier That is what you get when you fuck a 225 lb girl. I warned you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059466) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM Author: Lavender heady affirmative action mexican credited... from experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059490) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: dead kitchen haha you did it with a fatty? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059513) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: Lavender heady affirmative action mexican Out of the maybe 5 or so girls with whom I could have probably had sex with at various points, I only put the moves on (by far) the ugliest one.
It's still a source of confusion for me. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:33 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Subject: Always go after the chick you think is the hottest In my experience chicks sense when you're not attracted to them and shut down. Chicks you think are hot are more willing to participate.
Be reasonable though: if you are a 6.5, don't try for any 9s. Stay within your league. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Lavender heady affirmative action mexican I dunno, that one time really turned me off to the whole "finding girls to have sex with" thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059646) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: claret splenetic sneaky criminal office totally not true.
in a group of five girls, the guy is best off going for girl #3 or 4 in the hierarchy. girl #5 is smart enough to know she's the least attractive and girls #1 and 2 are often unattainable. The mid-range girls will be happy for the attention as long as you START OUT by hitting on them and dont just move onto them after you get shot down by their hotter friends.
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship So are you 3 or 4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059689) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: claret splenetic sneaky criminal office I'm #6, hiding in the bathroom because I'm too ugly to show my face.
I'm serious, though. You have no idea HOW MANY TIMES I've seen this. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I'm a 10! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059736) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease But a 10 who doesn't blow guys -- I dunno. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059761) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Hey, if you want a blowjob, go to a gay club. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059852) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:40 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Subject: Agree 85% You have to pick one target and stick with her. But I'd go for number 2 or number 3 in this scenario. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059700) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:43 PM Author: claret splenetic sneaky criminal office 3 is really the best to go for, but depending on your looks you may have to go down in the hierarchy. in my experience, the guys that do this are fucking douchebags that are aiming too high anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059729) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:00 PM Author: Lascivious misunderstood giraffe Not so confusing to me. With ugly girls, you have a lot of confidence. Not so much with prettier ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059937) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Smoky Dopamine Brethren go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059527) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:25 AM Author: Crawly Cracking Jewess Why do you think you may be gay if you had an erection? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066718) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship Oh man. Colon banged a fattie! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059508) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: Infuriating potus You took Dee's virginity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059519) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship He wishes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059546) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier I tried to help you.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=279506&mc=65&forum_id=2#4057564 |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM Author: red multi-colored market congrats??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059496) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Mustard boyish gunner psychic You and :D both now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059653) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: harsh cream depressive business firm Don't worry man. You were high and it was your first time.
Now that you got it out of your system, it should be a lot easier later. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM Author: abusive contagious boltzmann next goal: give a girl a2m (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059521) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease He's got to get his bachelors before he can do a masters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059556) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM Author: aquamarine aromatic piazza HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Way to go, Dee.
Sure, it counts.
Teeth? WTF, bitch? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:34 PM Author: claret splenetic sneaky criminal office i know, i know
i'm so happy for him!
whooo-hooo!
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship If you two were truly his pals you would have offered to team up on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059626) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:36 PM Author: aquamarine aromatic piazza Well, many moons ago, I offered to blow him.
I'm charitable to a point. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: galvanic toaster cuckold If she ever wanted to touch me again, she wouldn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059655) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: claret splenetic sneaky criminal office crediteed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059667) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: insanely creepy macaca church I wouldnt judge the girl too harshly. After years of the warm soft embrace of Rosie Palm and her five sisters, even minimal dental contact may have freaked him out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059618) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM Author: aquamarine aromatic piazza Fair point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059625) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Also, BJs require you to relinquish control to your partner -- unfamiliar territory for masturbators. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059656) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: insanely creepy macaca church Yeah, he may have been squirming. I almost jumped out of the bed the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059694) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier what is the point of sesx if it isn't gonna be hot sex? guys are dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059660) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: adventurous gold stock car travel guidebook It's funny how jealous you appear about this from your periodic comments throughout this thread. It's as if this shatters some fantasy you've had about deflowering :D. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059737) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:47 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier haha. no. i wanted him to get laid by a hot chick. this ruins all my "work" on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059774) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: Ruby becky dilemma It's the exploration instinct. Why sail over the horizon? Why go to the moon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059745) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier but it is awesome when you get there. I have no desire to go to the city dump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059779) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:50 PM Author: Ruby becky dilemma How do you think they felt when they discovered Nebraska? But ya gotta keep trying, because eventually you'll find Montana. Sweet, sweet Montana. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059806) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:53 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier haha, but he knew this would be a dump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059853) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: Milky pocket flask theatre Well I'll be damned. Next step: don't get quite as high/drunk. Finding the perfect balance where you'd fucked up enough to not be nervous but sober enough to actually function is crucial.
Do you have plans to call this chick again? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:46 PM Author: obsidian zippy house boistinker congrats. You're over the hump. Not being so desperate will attract more poon like a magnet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059764) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:48 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier that is the only good that can come from this i suppose, but he will still be desperate for hot sex. hopefully she doesn't run around telling everyone and grossing out all the hot girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059787) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease "I got stoned out of my mind and had an unsatisfying attempt at sex with :D" -- yeah I'm sure she's dying to share that with the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059814) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier she wanted to take pics dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059848) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:54 PM Author: Ruddy athletic conference cruise ship It'll come out more like "God, I fucked the most pitiful virgin last night. He didn't even know where to stick it!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059872) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:51 PM Author: exhilarant sex offender field The rake has spoiled many an erection. You'll get 'em next time, slugger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059825) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:15 PM Author: aquamarine aromatic piazza I can't believe it took this long...
Uh, post her pic. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:28 PM Author: Balding Laughsome Genital Piercing Skinny Woman seconded! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060116) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:40 PM Author: idiotic box office thirded! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060221) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:16 PM Author: irradiated hospital sound barrier This is like a professor wanting his student to matriculate at CLS and instead he goes to NYU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060031) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:28 PM Author: violet shaky nibblets factory reset button *prepares for the end of the world* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060121) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:43 PM Author: Transparent seedy stage pistol Wow. Congrats. I feel the need to fuck a lot of chicks now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060236) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 2:43 PM Author: wine ratface abode Lose the condom, idiot! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060239) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:19 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range Congratulations, I guess?
Are you going to give it another go and possibly develop a normal, healthy sex life or do you never want to have sex again? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:22 PM Author: narrow-minded gaming laptop twinkling uncleanness CONGRATS MAN! Good luck having sex in the future!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061012) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Bronze station incel Congrats, but I told you a good looking hooker would have been better than the 225lbs chick. But whatever, at least you scored. You need to mark this day on your calendar and celebrate it every year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061079) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range Why do people care nothing about the girl beyond her weight?
Fucking jackasses.
This goes double for Madame Cunt. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Bronze station incel Because fat girls cannot be hot. Sorry.
And fucking an ugly girl is like 1230983424235423543245x worse than fucking a hot one.
EDIT: And why is it double for MC? |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range You're a class act, Fish.
You know, every time I find myself starting to be cool with the law board, some one reminds me why I wanted everyone on it to burn in hell for all eternity again. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: purple motley menage I want you to be happy.
Haven't you been listening to anything I've said ?
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=279507&mc=151&forum_id=2 |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: Bronze station incel Stop expecting the world to be what you want it to be and accept it the way it is. Follow this advice and I think things will start looking up for you.
The fact is that guys have certain things they consider attractive. I don't see why this is surprising or abhorrent. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:43 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range I never said I expected people to find a 225 pound girl attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061161) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Bronze station incel Then WTF is your problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061196) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range I think you're a crusty piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061206) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:52 PM Author: purple motley menage Apparently you enjoy being sad. I'm offering to help you. Help the both of us.
I know exactly why you got so angry by Fish's comment and he is too much of a stupid idiot to figure out your reason. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:55 PM Author: Bronze station incel That feeling is mutual.
But so far you haven't identified that I've said anything offensive. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:59 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range I think I've already explained it a number of times, on this thread and on others.
You're a shallow, sniveling piece of shit and I don't like you or your dimwitted whore one fucking iota. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:12 PM Author: Bronze station incel I'm just realistic. Which is far better than being a bitchy loser who is perpetually on her high horse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061381) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range Actually, I think I'm the biggest piece of unethical, selfish shit I know.
Outside of this board, of course. You people are fucking swine, it's impossible to not look down on you. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:15 PM Author: Bronze station incel News flash: all people are selfish shits. People on this board are just more honest.
Move on. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:17 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range No, people on this board are just more repulsive.
When you're ordering your girlfriend around later tonight, please punch her in the face once for me. Deal?
I'm done with this thread. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:18 PM Author: canary nursing home associate shut the fuck up you two, this thread is about dee sort of becoming a man. And you two are fucking it up with your nonsensical arguments. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061428) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 5:19 PM Author: Bronze station incel You're right man, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061434) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:31 PM Author: purple motley menage You guys make fun of me and my biochemist friend, well, at least I am guarunteed to NOT have such a bad first-time experience.
You should have gotten yourself a sex mentor, :D
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: mischievous pervert Congrats, buddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061156) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Bespoke Magenta Address Why is she 225 lbs? did :D post that somewhere? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061179) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: mischievous pervert i don't get this either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061187) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:47 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range I was under the impression he had spoken to Cunt about it, which is why she posted the "Is it better to be a virgin or to have fucked a 225 pound girl?" thread. She clearly implies this was the case somewhere in this thread.
Though I don't get how :D knows her weight. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Bronze station incel It probably isn't an exact measurement but rather just an indication that she's obese.
:D also said that she's not at all hot, which means that she's fat. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: charcoal mentally impaired point I think it was deduced from him saying she wasn't hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061207) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:47 PM Author: Mewling church building I gathered that he told that part privately to Madame Cunt and she just went ahead and blabbered about it to everyone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061199) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:50 PM Author: Bronze station incel Nope. A thread was created on the subject. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061218) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Appetizing filthpig awesome! go back for seconds...im sure she is weirded out as well.
use her as a tackling dummy
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:50 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range Seriously die.
Pretty much everyone on this thread can die. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:53 PM Author: Appetizing filthpig i meant that in a nice way...
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:57 PM Author: Cyan Stimulating Range Eh, sorry.
For all I know this girl is a whore who deserves, or even wants, to be used. It just irritates me everyone's decided she's worthless and needs to be used for target practice because she's not hot and probably fat. |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:54 PM Author: purple motley menage Come on that was obviously jest, though of course, it's probably rooted in reality.
Some guys are idiots. Don't let them get to you.
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:56 PM Author: Appetizing filthpig all i meant is that they can use each other for practice...
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:53 PM Author: Racy Sanctuary People Who Are Hurt Use her to try all the freaky shit you've heard about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061245) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 6:37 PM Author: Bistre odious pit :D, if your story is true, you are likely homosexual. Every man comes during his first BJ, and definitely during sex. Don't waste another 20 years figuring out that you prefer dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4062160) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:15 PM Author: Lavender heady affirmative action mexican this is false (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065238) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:17 PM Author: Sticky razzmatazz half-breed brunch to be fair, :D is hte one who first introduced the idea that he might be gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065247) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:29 PM Author: Lavender heady affirmative action mexican i suspect he has a secret or subconscious reason for avoiding girls for this long (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065392) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:13 AM Author: marvelous elite parlour mad cow disease Yeah - it's called being a nerd w/o game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067096) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:31 AM Author: nighttime yellow location There is a difference between not having game and not playing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068188) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:16 PM Author: sable orchestra pit Not true. I have had times where I did not cum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065242) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:28 PM Author: Lilac Antidepressant Drug yeah, but first time, it's almost impossible not to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065375) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:07 AM Author: sable orchestra pit I nearly blew up my first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065786) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:32 AM Author: Crawly Cracking Jewess ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066767) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:08 AM Author: Crawly Cracking Jewess Wasn't he erect though? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067047) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:37 PM Author: Crawly Cracking Jewess Post a pic of her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065472) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 11:49 PM Author: Vigorous bawdyhouse persian Next time, ttry to get someone prettier and most importantly, STOP SMOKING POT.
edit: and why didn't you tell her not to use her teeth? she probably wanted to be better at it. |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:05 AM Author: duck-like principal's office Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065766) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:15 AM Author: Crawly Cracking Jewess How did you get her to want to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065866) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:14 AM Author: Scarlet wonderful cuckoldry This thread needs to be stickied. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066595) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 1:26 AM Author: Vigorous bawdyhouse persian word (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066725) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:11 AM Author: Cocky stag film You're not gay -- you just weren't into her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067070) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:16 AM Author: Slimy reading party public bath No need to throw out the small wanker size. Be happy for the guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068125) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:43 AM Author: Blathering hall Underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068236) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 2:36 AM Author: Crawly Cracking Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067264) |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 11:37 AM Author: vivacious stage hunting ground The first like 8 times I banged a chick I had serious issues getting it up. Don't worry, it's all nerves. I bang like a pro now. It's just sad that I can't reply to your posts with "virgin" anymore |
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Date: October 17th, 2005 12:41 PM Author: floppy step-uncle's house roommate You're probably not gay.
This one guy was sucking me off one time and I didn't cum from it. He was just completely not my type.
When I got with a guy who was my type it was definitely a more pleasurable experience.
Edit: though the fact that you could barely keep an erection raises some questions in my mind. Even when I was with the unattractive guy, I still maintained wood.
Chalk it up to the drugs. |
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Date: November 6th, 2006 12:59 AM Author: Self-absorbed hairraiser rehab codepig bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#6931026) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 12:59 PM Author: Swashbuckling Coiffed Space Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267754) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: Diverse green library how long have you been waiting to bump this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267757) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:04 PM Author: Swashbuckling Coiffed Space Jap actually I never read it until I was searching for the other "when did you lose your virginity" thread. Thought I'd share. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267763) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:06 PM Author: Diverse green library oh, i thought it was an anniversary bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267771) |
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Date: October 16th, 2008 1:07 PM Author: Swashbuckling Coiffed Space Jap LOL, no, just worked out that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267778) |