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I lost my virginity, sort of.

Got BJ -- she used teeth, I barely could keep an erection, n...
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
was she hot how selfish of you to lose your virginity whe...
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
not at all
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
pwn3d
dark swashbuckling state halford
  10/16/05
really? congrats. were you drunk? that happens.
stimulating indigo site rigpig
  10/16/05
I was high off my ass.
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
no wonder you had the balls
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
That will do it. Also, consider beating your meat with your...
dark swashbuckling state halford
  10/16/05
Could it be because I was nervous?
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
It could be a factor, but its more likely that you are just ...
dark swashbuckling state halford
  10/16/05
yes dont worry about it. Sometimes you have tremendous se...
stimulating indigo site rigpig
  10/16/05
yeah -- your first time, while high, with a condom, and gett...
Irate whorehouse quadroon
  10/16/05
Very common circumstances.
spectacular topaz messiness sex offender
  10/16/05
i know that experience all too well
thriller fanboi lodge
  10/16/05
that is what you get for banging a 225 lb girl. so was it wo...
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
I still want to cuddle you. :o)
Slate principal's office
  12/16/05
That poor woman.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
:D was probably 10x better than her, objectively
thriller fanboi lodge
  10/16/05
Nothing worse than when a guy doesn't know what he's doing. ...
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
MadCat is a bitch
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
Yup.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
a girl using teeth?
Electric nubile range half-breed
  10/16/05
I just don't put it anywhere my mouth. Problem solved.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
What happens when you're having your period - abstinence?
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
Yup.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
why do you hate bjs so much?
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
Because she's a prude.
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
What do they do for me? NOTHING.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
selfish bitch
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
Whatever, rapist.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
huh, come again?
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
Don't think I haven't noticed how your posts have gone from ...
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
It's an investment
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
An investment in WHAT?
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
In whatever thing you like done to you that wouldn't get you...
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
Can't think of anything.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
Then you're a prude.
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
Would a prude do anal?
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
How do you get off during anal?
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
If you have to ask...
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
you, personally, you get off just from having your butt plow...
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
Who said anything about "just"?
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
OK then
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
was this a hooker?
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
Hookers don't have teeth, dummy.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
what? what's that supposed to mean?
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
haha
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
i proclaim this an xoxo holiday
Irate whorehouse quadroon
  10/16/05
What's :D without his virginity?
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
In all seriousness, you really should see a doctor and possi...
Aggressive Narrow-minded Blood Rage Property
  10/16/05
There's no cure for gay.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
http://www.loveinaction.org/
Aggressive Narrow-minded Blood Rage Property
  10/16/05
Those places are just hookup places for gays. Haven't you se...
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
But I'm a Cheerleader is a much better example.
lilac telephone church building
  10/16/05
if she was ugly then that's a pretty good explanation
thriller fanboi lodge
  10/16/05
Vir's sex advice is always priceless.
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
what, you disagree?
thriller fanboi lodge
  10/16/05
Performance anxiety
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
was she hot?
odious incel
  10/16/05
no
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
Fantasize you're with a hot chick, then. Sometimes I have ha...
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
I did--still nothing.
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
well, that couldn't have helped. How did you wind up having ...
appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert
  10/16/05
She literally said to me: "You can fuck me"
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
so you were hanging out getting high and she just offered? ...
appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert
  10/16/05
it was weird
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
As a 19-year-old virgin myself, I'm interested in knowing ho...
bateful internet-worthy church
  10/16/05
motion seconded.
Citrine Boyish Cuck Hell
  12/16/05
Awesome. You should have taken the condom off in the middle.
Amethyst philosopher-king
  10/16/05
what terrible advice. I would have kicked the ass of anyone...
appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert
  10/16/05
...
Amethyst philosopher-king
  10/16/05
Hott
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
:D be very careful of having sex if a girl is high she co...
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
Not really, I'm white.
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
One fucking eighty.
Amethyst philosopher-king
  10/16/05
fool, if she's a nutcase, it doesn't matter what race you ar...
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
As a feminist, I'm going to have to go on record as saying I...
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
you;d be scared to realize what counts as rape
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
No I wouldn't. I'M not a rapist.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
Um, you're not really an authority on the matter.
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
It can be sexual assault even w/o penetration, no? However, ...
wild smoky sandwich tank
  10/17/05
why does starscream always fail to recognize humor and sarca...
shaky police squad
  10/16/05
Is this true? If so, congrats Dee! EDIT: Everyone's first...
Amethyst philosopher-king
  10/16/05
I said this once on here, and a bunch of people disagreed wi...
appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert
  10/16/05
Totally sucky..I mean, most people are so nervous...and at t...
Amethyst philosopher-king
  10/16/05
...
appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert
  10/16/05
Usually people get off in 5 seconds. I have the opposite pro...
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
Not when it's their first time, they don't.
Amethyst philosopher-king
  10/16/05
...
appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert
  10/16/05
Eh, maybe. I don't know. I only had one first time, myself.
Amethyst philosopher-king
  10/16/05
i'm sure it depends on the guy.
appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert
  10/16/05
Can you go back for Round Two?
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
probably not, that shit was embarressing
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
and she will tell everyone. HTH!
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
This chick at least wanted to fuck you. Chances are she woul...
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
thats not the way to think about it. this girl already kno...
dark swashbuckling state halford
  10/16/05
That is what you get when you fuck a 225 lb girl. I warned y...
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
credited... from experience
thriller fanboi lodge
  10/16/05
haha you did it with a fatty?
Aqua brunch tattoo
  10/16/05
Out of the maybe 5 or so girls with whom I could have probab...
thriller fanboi lodge
  10/16/05
Always go after the chick you think is the hottest
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
I dunno, that one time really turned me off to the whole &qu...
thriller fanboi lodge
  10/16/05
totally not true. in a group of five girls, the guy is be...
Contagious death wish school cafeteria
  10/16/05
So are you 3 or 4?
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
I'm #6, hiding in the bathroom because I'm too ugly to show ...
Contagious death wish school cafeteria
  10/16/05
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I'm a 10!
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
But a 10 who doesn't blow guys -- I dunno.
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
Hey, if you want a blowjob, go to a gay club.
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
Agree 85%
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
3 is really the best to go for, but depending on your looks ...
Contagious death wish school cafeteria
  10/16/05
Not so confusing to me. With ugly girls, you have a lot of ...
slimy forum athletic conference
  10/16/05
go on...
hateful clear lay background story
  10/16/05
Why do you think you may be gay if you had an erection?
Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker
  10/17/05
Oh man. Colon banged a fattie!
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
You took Dee's virginity?
Amethyst philosopher-king
  10/16/05
He wishes!
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
I tried to help you. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
congrats???
Fuchsia dingle berry
  10/16/05
You and :D both now?
Pale charismatic theatre
  10/16/05
Don't worry man. You were high and it was your first time. ...
Vigorous address
  10/16/05
next goal: give a girl a2m
odious incel
  10/16/05
He's got to get his bachelors before he can do a masters.
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Way to go, Dee. Sure, it counts. ...
exhilarant insane area
  10/16/05
i know, i know i'm so happy for him! whooo-hooo!
Contagious death wish school cafeteria
  10/16/05
If you two were truly his pals you would have offered to tea...
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
Well, many moons ago, I offered to blow him. I'm charitab...
exhilarant insane area
  10/16/05
If she ever wanted to touch me again, she wouldn't.
lilac telephone church building
  10/16/05
crediteed
Contagious death wish school cafeteria
  10/16/05
I wouldnt judge the girl too harshly. After years of the wa...
dark swashbuckling state halford
  10/16/05
Fair point.
exhilarant insane area
  10/16/05
Also, BJs require you to relinquish control to your partner ...
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
Yeah, he may have been squirming. I almost jumped out of th...
dark swashbuckling state halford
  10/16/05
what is the point of sesx if it isn't gonna be hot sex? guys...
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
It's funny how jealous you appear about this from your perio...
Primrose Metal Native
  10/16/05
haha. no. i wanted him to get laid by a hot chick. this ruin...
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
It's the exploration instinct. Why sail over the horizon? W...
green flirting alpha
  10/16/05
but it is awesome when you get there. I have no desire to go...
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
How do you think they felt when they discovered Nebraska? B...
green flirting alpha
  10/16/05
haha, but he knew this would be a dump.
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
Well I'll be damned. Next step: don't get quite as high/dru...
Frum sticky theater
  10/16/05
congrats. You're over the hump. Not being so desperate wil...
razzmatazz jap public bath
  10/16/05
that is the only good that can come from this i suppose, but...
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
"I got stoned out of my mind and had an unsatisfying at...
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/16/05
she wanted to take pics dude.
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
It'll come out more like "God, I fucked the most pitifu...
Scarlet Digit Ratio
  10/16/05
The rake has spoiled many an erection. You'll get 'em next ...
Provocative Misanthropic Market
  10/16/05
I can't believe it took this long... Uh, post her pic.
exhilarant insane area
  10/16/05
seconded!
marvelous indian lodge
  10/16/05
thirded!
nighttime shitlib
  10/16/05
This is like a professor wanting his student to matriculate ...
ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution
  10/16/05
*prepares for the end of the world*
adventurous gaped piazza
  10/16/05
Wow. Congrats. I feel the need to fuck a lot of chicks now.
Soul-stirring multi-billionaire
  10/16/05
Lose the condom, idiot!
vibrant gold shrine
  10/16/05
Congratulations, I guess? Are you going to give it anothe...
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
CONGRATS MAN! Good luck having sex in the future!!!!11111111...
Cobalt Home
  10/16/05
Congrats, but I told you a good looking hooker would have be...
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
Why do people care nothing about the girl beyond her weight?...
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
Because fat girls cannot be hot. Sorry. And fucking an u...
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
You're a class act, Fish. You know, every time I find mys...
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
I want you to be happy. Haven't you been listening to any...
Aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/16/05
Stop expecting the world to be what you want it to be and ac...
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
I never said I expected people to find a 225 pound girl attr...
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
Then WTF is your problem?
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
I think you're a crusty piece of shit.
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
Apparently you enjoy being sad. I'm offering to help you. He...
Aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/16/05
That feeling is mutual. But so far you haven't identified...
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
I think I've already explained it a number of times, on this...
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
I'm just realistic. Which is far better than being a bitchy...
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
Actually, I think I'm the biggest piece of unethical, selfis...
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
News flash: all people are selfish shits. People on this bo...
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
No, people on this board are just more repulsive. When yo...
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
shut the fuck up you two, this thread is about dee sort of b...
ruby ceo
  10/16/05
You're right man, sorry.
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
You guys make fun of me and my biochemist friend, well, at l...
Aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/16/05
Congrats, buddy.
purple resort
  10/16/05
Why is she 225 lbs? did :D post that somewhere?
alcoholic sick meetinghouse
  10/16/05
i don't get this either.
purple resort
  10/16/05
I was under the impression he had spoken to Cunt about it, w...
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
It probably isn't an exact measurement but rather just an in...
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
I think it was deduced from him saying she wasn't hot
Tripping Karate
  10/16/05
I gathered that he told that part privately to Madame Cunt a...
buck-toothed chartreuse milk
  10/16/05
Nope. A thread was created on the subject.
Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit
  10/16/05
awesome! go back for seconds...im sure she is weirded out as...
razzle-dazzle weed whacker
  10/16/05
Seriously die. Pretty much everyone on this thread can di...
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
i meant that in a nice way...
razzle-dazzle weed whacker
  10/16/05
Eh, sorry. For all I know this girl is a whore who deserv...
Flushed travel guidebook gaping
  10/16/05
Come on that was obviously jest, though of course, it's prob...
Aphrodisiac kitty cat
  10/16/05
all i meant is that they can use each other for practice... ...
razzle-dazzle weed whacker
  10/16/05
Use her to try all the freaky shit you've heard about.
spectacular topaz messiness sex offender
  10/16/05
:D, if your story is true, you are likely homosexual. Every...
Hyperventilating awkward parlour
  10/16/05
this is false
thriller fanboi lodge
  10/16/05
to be fair, :D is hte one who first introduced the idea that...
appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert
  10/16/05
i suspect he has a secret or subconscious reason for avoidin...
thriller fanboi lodge
  10/16/05
Yeah - it's called being a nerd w/o game.
Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
  10/17/05
There is a difference between not having game and not playin...
180 Wagecucks
  10/17/05
Not true. I have had times where I did not cum.
Dun Twinkling Uncleanness Den
  10/16/05
yeah, but first time, it's almost impossible not to.
Dashing gay wizard
  10/16/05
I nearly blew up my first time.
Dun Twinkling Uncleanness Den
  10/17/05
?
Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker
  10/17/05
Wasn't he erect though?
Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker
  10/17/05
Post a pic of her.
Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker
  10/16/05
Next time, ttry to get someone prettier and most importantly...
Red hyperactive circlehead
  10/16/05
Congrats!
Aquamarine hairraiser sweet tailpipe office
  10/17/05
How did you get her to want to?
Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker
  10/17/05
This thread needs to be stickied.
vermilion striped hyena
  10/17/05
word
Red hyperactive circlehead
  10/17/05
You're not gay -- you just weren't into her.
Thirsty Balding Space
  10/17/05
No need to throw out the small wanker size. Be happy for th...
exciting bistre menage hominid
  10/17/05
Underappreciated.
Wine idea he suggested mediation
  10/17/05
...
Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker
  10/17/05
The first like 8 times I banged a chick I had serious issues...
Irradiated up-to-no-good tanning salon
  10/17/05
You're probably not gay. This one guy was sucking me off ...
filthy senate mood
  10/17/05
bump
Galvanic ticket booth french chef
  11/06/06
...
Motley volcanic crater locus
  10/16/08
how long have you been waiting to bump this?
Multi-colored kitchen
  10/16/08
actually I never read it until I was searching for the other...
Motley volcanic crater locus
  10/16/08
oh, i thought it was an anniversary bump.
Multi-colored kitchen
  10/16/08
LOL, no, just worked out that way.
Motley volcanic crater locus
  10/16/08


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Date: October 16th, 2005 1:04 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

Got BJ -- she used teeth, I barely could keep an erection, no cum

Sex -- Didn't get off, not really even coming close. Fucking condom made my dick feel numb and couldn't feel shit.

So I might be gay or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059309)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:05 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

was she hot

how selfish of you to lose your virginity when the board has not sanctioned you to do so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059314)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059316)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:05 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling state halford

pwn3d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059315)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM
Author: stimulating indigo site rigpig

really? congrats.

were you drunk? that happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059317)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

I was high off my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059320)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:08 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

no wonder you had the balls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059329)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:09 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling state halford

That will do it. Also, consider beating your meat with your off hand, or while wearing a condom for a while. The problem with the BJ is troubling, unless it was really awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059332)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:11 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

Could it be because I was nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059338)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling state halford

It could be a factor, but its more likely that you are just used to jerking of a certain way, so your body is like "what the fuck is this new shit".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059355)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: stimulating indigo site rigpig

yes dont worry about it.

Sometimes you have tremendous sex while high, because you are so sensitive - however its also easy to get distracted and get oversensitized to the point where you wont feel the condom sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059357)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM
Author: Irate whorehouse quadroon

yeah -- your first time, while high, with a condom, and getting a bad blowjob aren't exactly the best circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059395)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: spectacular topaz messiness sex offender

Very common circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059464)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM
Author: thriller fanboi lodge

i know that experience all too well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059318)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

that is what you get for banging a 225 lb girl. so was it worth it? no. it is disgusting. go gay already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059459)





Date: December 16th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: Slate principal's office

I still want to cuddle you. :o)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4585629)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:06 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

That poor woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059319)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM
Author: thriller fanboi lodge

:D was probably 10x better than her, objectively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059323)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:11 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Nothing worse than when a guy doesn't know what he's doing. It's like, "Okay, you can get off me now." Gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059339)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:14 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
Subject: MadCat is a bitch

Did you come the first time you had intercourse? Remain lubricated for the entire time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059364)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059373)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM
Author: Electric nubile range half-breed

a girl using teeth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059411)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

I just don't put it anywhere my mouth. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059424)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

What happens when you're having your period - abstinence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059436)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059452)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

why do you hate bjs so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059488)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

Because she's a prude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059499)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

What do they do for me? NOTHING.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059511)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

selfish bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059516)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Whatever, rapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059534)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

huh, come again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059554)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Don't think I haven't noticed how your posts have gone from Meg Ryan obsessed to rape obsessed in the past day or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059565)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
Subject: It's an investment

Not just a prude but a selfish prude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059533)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

An investment in WHAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059537)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

In whatever thing you like done to you that wouldn't get your partner off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059572)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Can't think of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059578)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

Then you're a prude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059605)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Would a prude do anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059617)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

How do you get off during anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059627)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

If you have to ask...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059637)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

you, personally, you get off just from having your butt plowed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059669)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Who said anything about "just"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059674)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

OK then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059705)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

was this a hooker?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059321)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:07 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Hookers don't have teeth, dummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059325)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:08 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

what? what's that supposed to mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059330)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059766)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:09 PM
Author: Irate whorehouse quadroon

i proclaim this an xoxo holiday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059335)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:10 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

What's :D without his virginity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059337)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: Aggressive Narrow-minded Blood Rage Property

In all seriousness, you really should see a doctor and possibly a psychatrist to try and determine why you did not orgasm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059353)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:14 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

There's no cure for gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059367)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:16 PM
Author: Aggressive Narrow-minded Blood Rage Property

http://www.loveinaction.org/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059386)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Those places are just hookup places for gays. Haven't you seen Saved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059418)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM
Author: lilac telephone church building

But I'm a Cheerleader is a much better example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059467)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM
Author: thriller fanboi lodge

if she was ugly then that's a pretty good explanation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059391)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

Vir's sex advice is always priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059402)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: thriller fanboi lodge

what, you disagree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059417)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
Subject: Performance anxiety

Don't go for the gold right away. You'll have to get comfortable with each others' bodies, first. Spend a lot of time just groping and nuzzling. Spend one evening just trying to get her off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059354)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: odious incel

was she hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059370)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:15 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059374)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:17 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

Fantasize you're with a hot chick, then. Sometimes I have had to summon up one of my favorite Penthouse Forum fantasies in order to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059400)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

I did--still nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059405)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert

well, that couldn't have helped. How did you wind up having sex with her?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059404)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:18 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

She literally said to me:

"You can fuck me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059412)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert

so you were hanging out getting high and she just offered? Have you complained to her about being a virgin or something? how weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059421)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

it was weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059428)





Date: October 16th, 2005 11:24 PM
Author: bateful internet-worthy church

As a 19-year-old virgin myself, I'm interested in knowing how you got to that point, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065322)





Date: December 16th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: Citrine Boyish Cuck Hell

motion seconded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4585613)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: Amethyst philosopher-king

Awesome. You should have taken the condom off in the middle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059422)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert

what terrible advice. I would have kicked the ass of anyone who did this to me.

edit: maybe then she would have *actually* bitten it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059437)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: Amethyst philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059453)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:19 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

Hott

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059427)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

:D be very careful of having sex if a girl is high

she could sue you for rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059480)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

Not really, I'm white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059487)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: Amethyst philosopher-king

One fucking eighty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059492)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

fool, if she's a nutcase, it doesn't matter what race you are

she'll sue you just so she could feel victimized

trust me, Im learning scary shit pulled by women in criminal law

just make sure she actively consents always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059500)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

As a feminist, I'm going to have to go on record as saying I'm not really sure this counts as rape. I'm not even positive penetration occurred in this particular instance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059528)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

you;d be scared to realize what counts as rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059564)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:31 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

No I wouldn't. I'M not a rapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059575)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

Um, you're not really an authority on the matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061060)





Date: October 17th, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: wild smoky sandwich tank

It can be sexual assault even w/o penetration, no? However, I think he's safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068780)





Date: October 16th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: shaky police squad

why does starscream always fail to recognize humor and sarcasm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061314)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:16 PM
Author: Amethyst philosopher-king

Is this true? If so, congrats Dee!

EDIT: Everyone's first time sucks, don't sweat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059385)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:20 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert

I said this once on here, and a bunch of people disagreed with me. I stand by my belief that it is usually sucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059432)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: Amethyst philosopher-king

Totally sucky..I mean, most people are so nervous...and at that time, you don't even know why it's (supposedly) good. I remember I was like "Score! I'm not a virgin anymore! Now what? How long do I keep doing this?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059446)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059461)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:21 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

Usually people get off in 5 seconds. I have the opposite problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059450)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: Amethyst philosopher-king

Not when it's their first time, they don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059456)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059472)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: Amethyst philosopher-king

Eh, maybe. I don't know. I only had one first time, myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059501)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert

i'm sure it depends on the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059522)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:22 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

Can you go back for Round Two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059460)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

probably not, that shit was embarressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059465)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

and she will tell everyone. HTH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059478)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

This chick at least wanted to fuck you. Chances are she would fuck you again. Shes not that experienced either or she wouldn't have used her teeth. Sex with a stranger is inherently embarrassing bc no one is perfectly happy with their naked body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059495)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling state halford

thats not the way to think about it. this girl already knows you are a mess, so if she's willing to do it again it would be a great opportunity to work on stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059526)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:23 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

That is what you get when you fuck a 225 lb girl. I warned you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059466)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:25 PM
Author: thriller fanboi lodge

credited... from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059490)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Aqua brunch tattoo

haha you did it with a fatty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059513)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: thriller fanboi lodge

Out of the maybe 5 or so girls with whom I could have probably had sex with at various points, I only put the moves on (by far) the ugliest one.

It's still a source of confusion for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059550)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:33 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
Subject: Always go after the chick you think is the hottest

In my experience chicks sense when you're not attracted to them and shut down. Chicks you think are hot are more willing to participate.

Be reasonable though: if you are a 6.5, don't try for any 9s. Stay within your league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059598)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: thriller fanboi lodge

I dunno, that one time really turned me off to the whole "finding girls to have sex with" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059646)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Contagious death wish school cafeteria

totally not true.

in a group of five girls, the guy is best off going for girl #3 or 4 in the hierarchy. girl #5 is smart enough to know she's the least attractive and girls #1 and 2 are often unattainable. The mid-range girls will be happy for the attention as long as you START OUT by hitting on them and dont just move onto them after you get shot down by their hotter friends.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059658)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

So are you 3 or 4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059689)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:41 PM
Author: Contagious death wish school cafeteria

I'm #6, hiding in the bathroom because I'm too ugly to show my face.

I'm serious, though. You have no idea HOW MANY TIMES I've seen this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059710)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I'm a 10!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059736)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:46 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

But a 10 who doesn't blow guys -- I dunno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059761)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Hey, if you want a blowjob, go to a gay club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059852)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:40 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage
Subject: Agree 85%

You have to pick one target and stick with her. But I'd go for number 2 or number 3 in this scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059700)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Contagious death wish school cafeteria

3 is really the best to go for, but depending on your looks you may have to go down in the hierarchy. in my experience, the guys that do this are fucking douchebags that are aiming too high anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059729)





Date: October 16th, 2005 2:00 PM
Author: slimy forum athletic conference

Not so confusing to me. With ugly girls, you have a lot of confidence. Not so much with prettier ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059937)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: hateful clear lay background story

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059527)





Date: October 17th, 2005 1:25 AM
Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker

Why do you think you may be gay if you had an erection?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066718)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:27 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

Oh man. Colon banged a fattie!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059508)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Amethyst philosopher-king

You took Dee's virginity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059519)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:29 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

He wishes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059546)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:24 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

I tried to help you.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=279506&mc=65&forum_id=2#4057564

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059476)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia dingle berry

congrats???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059496)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Pale charismatic theatre

You and :D both now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059653)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: Vigorous address

Don't worry man. You were high and it was your first time.

Now that you got it out of your system, it should be a lot easier later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059520)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:28 PM
Author: odious incel

next goal: give a girl a2m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059521)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

He's got to get his bachelors before he can do a masters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059556)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:30 PM
Author: exhilarant insane area

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Way to go, Dee.

Sure, it counts.

Teeth? WTF, bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059558)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:34 PM
Author: Contagious death wish school cafeteria

i know, i know

i'm so happy for him!

whooo-hooo!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059612)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

If you two were truly his pals you would have offered to team up on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059626)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: exhilarant insane area

Well, many moons ago, I offered to blow him.

I'm charitable to a point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059634)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: lilac telephone church building

If she ever wanted to touch me again, she wouldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059655)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Contagious death wish school cafeteria

crediteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059667)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling state halford

I wouldnt judge the girl too harshly. After years of the warm soft embrace of Rosie Palm and her five sisters, even minimal dental contact may have freaked him out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059618)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:35 PM
Author: exhilarant insane area

Fair point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059625)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

Also, BJs require you to relinquish control to your partner -- unfamiliar territory for masturbators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059656)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: dark swashbuckling state halford

Yeah, he may have been squirming. I almost jumped out of the bed the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059694)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

what is the point of sesx if it isn't gonna be hot sex? guys are dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059660)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Primrose Metal Native

It's funny how jealous you appear about this from your periodic comments throughout this thread. It's as if this shatters some fantasy you've had about deflowering :D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059737)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

haha. no. i wanted him to get laid by a hot chick. this ruins all my "work" on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059774)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: green flirting alpha

It's the exploration instinct. Why sail over the horizon? Why go to the moon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059745)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:48 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

but it is awesome when you get there. I have no desire to go to the city dump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059779)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:50 PM
Author: green flirting alpha

How do you think they felt when they discovered Nebraska? But ya gotta keep trying, because eventually you'll find Montana. Sweet, sweet Montana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059806)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:53 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

haha, but he knew this would be a dump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059853)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:39 PM
Author: Frum sticky theater

Well I'll be damned. Next step: don't get quite as high/drunk. Finding the perfect balance where you'd fucked up enough to not be nervous but sober enough to actually function is crucial.

Do you have plans to call this chick again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059679)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz jap public bath

congrats. You're over the hump. Not being so desperate will attract more poon like a magnet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059764)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:48 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

that is the only good that can come from this i suppose, but he will still be desperate for hot sex. hopefully she doesn't run around telling everyone and grossing out all the hot girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059787)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:51 PM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

"I got stoned out of my mind and had an unsatisfying attempt at sex with :D" -- yeah I'm sure she's dying to share that with the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059814)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:52 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

she wanted to take pics dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059848)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Digit Ratio

It'll come out more like "God, I fucked the most pitiful virgin last night. He didn't even know where to stick it!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059872)





Date: October 16th, 2005 1:51 PM
Author: Provocative Misanthropic Market

The rake has spoiled many an erection. You'll get 'em next time, slugger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4059825)





Date: October 16th, 2005 2:15 PM
Author: exhilarant insane area

I can't believe it took this long...

Uh, post her pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060026)





Date: October 16th, 2005 2:28 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge

seconded!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060116)





Date: October 16th, 2005 2:40 PM
Author: nighttime shitlib

thirded!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060221)





Date: October 16th, 2005 2:16 PM
Author: ruddy cerebral coldplay fan institution

This is like a professor wanting his student to matriculate at CLS and instead he goes to NYU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060031)





Date: October 16th, 2005 2:28 PM
Author: adventurous gaped piazza

*prepares for the end of the world*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060121)





Date: October 16th, 2005 2:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring multi-billionaire

Wow. Congrats. I feel the need to fuck a lot of chicks now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060236)





Date: October 16th, 2005 2:43 PM
Author: vibrant gold shrine

Lose the condom, idiot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060239)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

Congratulations, I guess?

Are you going to give it another go and possibly develop a normal, healthy sex life or do you never want to have sex again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4060989)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Cobalt Home

CONGRATS MAN! Good luck having sex in the future!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061012)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

Congrats, but I told you a good looking hooker would have been better than the 225lbs chick. But whatever, at least you scored. You need to mark this day on your calendar and celebrate it every year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061079)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

Why do people care nothing about the girl beyond her weight?

Fucking jackasses.

This goes double for Madame Cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061083)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

Because fat girls cannot be hot. Sorry.

And fucking an ugly girl is like 1230983424235423543245x worse than fucking a hot one.

EDIT: And why is it double for MC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061102)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

You're a class act, Fish.

You know, every time I find myself starting to be cool with the law board, some one reminds me why I wanted everyone on it to burn in hell for all eternity again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061108)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat

I want you to be happy.

Haven't you been listening to anything I've said ?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=279507&mc=151&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061138)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

Stop expecting the world to be what you want it to be and accept it the way it is. Follow this advice and I think things will start looking up for you.

The fact is that guys have certain things they consider attractive. I don't see why this is surprising or abhorrent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061154)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:43 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

I never said I expected people to find a 225 pound girl attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061161)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

Then WTF is your problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061196)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

I think you're a crusty piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061206)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat

Apparently you enjoy being sad. I'm offering to help you. Help the both of us.

I know exactly why you got so angry by Fish's comment and he is too much of a stupid idiot to figure out your reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061240)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:55 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

That feeling is mutual.

But so far you haven't identified that I've said anything offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061260)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:59 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

I think I've already explained it a number of times, on this thread and on others.

You're a shallow, sniveling piece of shit and I don't like you or your dimwitted whore one fucking iota.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061292)





Date: October 16th, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

I'm just realistic. Which is far better than being a bitchy loser who is perpetually on her high horse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061381)





Date: October 16th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

Actually, I think I'm the biggest piece of unethical, selfish shit I know.

Outside of this board, of course. You people are fucking swine, it's impossible to not look down on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061388)





Date: October 16th, 2005 5:15 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

News flash: all people are selfish shits. People on this board are just more honest.

Move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061398)





Date: October 16th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

No, people on this board are just more repulsive.

When you're ordering your girlfriend around later tonight, please punch her in the face once for me. Deal?

I'm done with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061413)





Date: October 16th, 2005 5:18 PM
Author: ruby ceo

shut the fuck up you two, this thread is about dee sort of becoming a man. And you two are fucking it up with your nonsensical arguments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061428)





Date: October 16th, 2005 5:19 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

You're right man, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061434)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat

You guys make fun of me and my biochemist friend, well, at least I am guarunteed to NOT have such a bad first-time experience.

You should have gotten yourself a sex mentor, :D



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061086)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: purple resort

Congrats, buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061156)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: alcoholic sick meetinghouse

Why is she 225 lbs? did :D post that somewhere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061179)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: purple resort

i don't get this either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061187)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

I was under the impression he had spoken to Cunt about it, which is why she posted the "Is it better to be a virgin or to have fucked a 225 pound girl?" thread. She clearly implies this was the case somewhere in this thread.

Though I don't get how :D knows her weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061201)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

It probably isn't an exact measurement but rather just an indication that she's obese.

:D also said that she's not at all hot, which means that she's fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061213)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Tripping Karate

I think it was deduced from him saying she wasn't hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061207)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:47 PM
Author: buck-toothed chartreuse milk

I gathered that he told that part privately to Madame Cunt and she just went ahead and blabbered about it to everyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061199)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Twisted Reading Party Orchestra Pit

Nope. A thread was created on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061218)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle weed whacker

awesome! go back for seconds...im sure she is weirded out as well.

use her as a tackling dummy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061216)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

Seriously die.

Pretty much everyone on this thread can die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061225)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle weed whacker

i meant that in a nice way...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061249)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:57 PM
Author: Flushed travel guidebook gaping

Eh, sorry.

For all I know this girl is a whore who deserves, or even wants, to be used. It just irritates me everyone's decided she's worthless and needs to be used for target practice because she's not hot and probably fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061273)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac kitty cat

Come on that was obviously jest, though of course, it's probably rooted in reality.

Some guys are idiots. Don't let them get to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061255)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle weed whacker

all i meant is that they can use each other for practice...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061270)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:53 PM
Author: spectacular topaz messiness sex offender

Use her to try all the freaky shit you've heard about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4061245)





Date: October 16th, 2005 6:37 PM
Author: Hyperventilating awkward parlour

:D, if your story is true, you are likely homosexual. Every man comes during his first BJ, and definitely during sex. Don't waste another 20 years figuring out that you prefer dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4062160)





Date: October 16th, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: thriller fanboi lodge

this is false

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065238)





Date: October 16th, 2005 11:17 PM
Author: appetizing burgundy theater stage pervert

to be fair, :D is hte one who first introduced the idea that he might be gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065247)





Date: October 16th, 2005 11:29 PM
Author: thriller fanboi lodge

i suspect he has a secret or subconscious reason for avoiding girls for this long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065392)





Date: October 17th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: Bipolar tantric old irish cottage

Yeah - it's called being a nerd w/o game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067096)





Date: October 17th, 2005 11:31 AM
Author: 180 Wagecucks

There is a difference between not having game and not playing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068188)





Date: October 16th, 2005 11:16 PM
Author: Dun Twinkling Uncleanness Den

Not true. I have had times where I did not cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065242)





Date: October 16th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: Dashing gay wizard

yeah, but first time, it's almost impossible not to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065375)





Date: October 17th, 2005 12:07 AM
Author: Dun Twinkling Uncleanness Den

I nearly blew up my first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065786)





Date: October 17th, 2005 1:32 AM
Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066767)





Date: October 17th, 2005 2:08 AM
Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker

Wasn't he erect though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067047)





Date: October 16th, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker

Post a pic of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065472)





Date: October 16th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: Red hyperactive circlehead

Next time, ttry to get someone prettier and most importantly, STOP SMOKING POT.

edit: and why didn't you tell her not to use her teeth? she probably wanted to be better at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065608)





Date: October 17th, 2005 12:05 AM
Author: Aquamarine hairraiser sweet tailpipe office

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065766)





Date: October 17th, 2005 12:15 AM
Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker

How did you get her to want to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4065866)





Date: October 17th, 2005 1:14 AM
Author: vermilion striped hyena

This thread needs to be stickied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066595)





Date: October 17th, 2005 1:26 AM
Author: Red hyperactive circlehead

word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4066725)





Date: October 17th, 2005 2:11 AM
Author: Thirsty Balding Space

You're not gay -- you just weren't into her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067070)





Date: October 17th, 2005 11:16 AM
Author: exciting bistre menage hominid

No need to throw out the small wanker size. Be happy for the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068125)





Date: October 17th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Wine idea he suggested mediation

Underappreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068236)





Date: October 17th, 2005 2:36 AM
Author: Chrome cruel-hearted boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4067264)





Date: October 17th, 2005 11:37 AM
Author: Irradiated up-to-no-good tanning salon

The first like 8 times I banged a chick I had serious issues getting it up. Don't worry, it's all nerves. I bang like a pro now.

It's just sad that I can't reply to your posts with "virgin" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068223)





Date: October 17th, 2005 12:41 PM
Author: filthy senate mood

You're probably not gay.

This one guy was sucking me off one time and I didn't cum from it. He was just completely not my type.

When I got with a guy who was my type it was definitely a more pleasurable experience.

Edit: though the fact that you could barely keep an erection raises some questions in my mind. Even when I was with the unattractive guy, I still maintained wood.

Chalk it up to the drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#4068473)





Date: November 6th, 2006 12:59 AM
Author: Galvanic ticket booth french chef

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#6931026)





Date: October 16th, 2008 12:59 PM
Author: Motley volcanic crater locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267754)





Date: October 16th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

how long have you been waiting to bump this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267757)





Date: October 16th, 2008 1:04 PM
Author: Motley volcanic crater locus

actually I never read it until I was searching for the other "when did you lose your virginity" thread. Thought I'd share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267763)





Date: October 16th, 2008 1:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

oh, i thought it was an anniversary bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267771)





Date: October 16th, 2008 1:07 PM
Author: Motley volcanic crater locus

LOL, no, just worked out that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=279755&forum_id=2#10267778)