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10th yr biglaw associate diagnosed w terminal cancer, 3 months

Ouch
Razzmatazz crawly prole
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Charismatic trailer park place of business
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wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice
twisted fortuitous meteor den
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Razzmatazz crawly prole
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Charismatic trailer park place of business
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180 Made me LOL Thx
magenta senate deer antler
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Shit
bipolar flickering cuckoldry mexican
  03/10/15
sheeeeeeeeeeit
godawful rehab
  03/10/15
Lol
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mind-boggling brass really tough guy
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lol shit
indecent boistinker
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Laughsome Tripping Garrison Multi-billionaire
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Histrionic property
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JFC
Swollen water buffalo meetinghouse
  03/11/15
seriously hope he transitions that shit fast
exhilarant party of the first part school
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Frisky Sapphire Stag Film
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motley hell
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180^180
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one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to ...
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After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-...
twisted fortuitous meteor den
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Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.
bipolar flickering cuckoldry mexican
  03/10/15
180 moniker
razzle lay
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Ty friend.
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Laughsome Tripping Garrison Multi-billionaire
  03/11/15
This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is bigla...
seedy station
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"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in...
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Laughsome Tripping Garrison Multi-billionaire
  03/11/15
fuck this gay earth
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[Associate], I just heard the terrible news. Please acce...
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Blathering Space French Chef
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i want to murder all biglawyers
Violent abode
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Copper legal warrant parlor
  03/10/15
actual email
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Swollen water buffalo meetinghouse
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[Associate], Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind...
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this is unnervingly pitch perfect
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Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partne...
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180
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Frisky Sapphire Stag Film
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greedy pisswyrm black woman
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Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate
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Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk...
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lol wtf, gonna need more details here
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JFC.
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he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind
twisted fortuitous meteor den
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  03/10/15
please describe
indecent boistinker
  03/11/15
LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some ...
Effete Vigorous Plaza Sex Offender
  03/11/15
Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?
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Pit bull mauling, actually
Laughsome Tripping Garrison Multi-billionaire
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You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a midd...
Histrionic property
  03/11/15
what if he was up for partner in 2 months?
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No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up st...
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amber vibrant stage
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it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer
apoplectic talented alpha
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twisted fortuitous meteor den
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brunch cancer is worse
Violent abode
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:=)
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motley hell
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motley hell
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... and they say xo femposters aren't funny!
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twisted fortuitous meteor den
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god's work ITT
nubile olive shitlib crotch
  03/11/15
Lol look what I started
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To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it http://autoadmit.c...
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A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of h...
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but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul&q...
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amber vibrant stage
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Took the risk averse route: lost.
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180's all around
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On balance, in balance.
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greedy pisswyrm black woman
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He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his h...
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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crawly prole

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466751)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466761)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: twisted fortuitous meteor den

wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466766)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crawly prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466790)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466858)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: magenta senate deer antler

180

Made me LOL

Thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466958)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: bipolar flickering cuckoldry mexican

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467021)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: godawful rehab

sheeeeeeeeeeit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467039)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Copper legal warrant parlor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467702)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling brass really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468335)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: indecent boistinker

lol shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468338)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Tripping Garrison Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469735)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Histrionic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470895)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Swollen water buffalo meetinghouse

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470906)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: exhilarant party of the first part school

seriously

hope he transitions that shit fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673245)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Frisky Sapphire Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685337)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: motley hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334226)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Violent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334238)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Buff Hairless Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335785)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Stubborn School Cafeteria Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963089)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: magenta senate deer antler

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963623)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: amber vibrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29691986)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser sable pozpig mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258468)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Nighttime principal's office degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258492)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: greedy pisswyrm black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699146)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:31 AM
Author: Violent abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172857)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 3:20 AM
Author: bronze orchestra pit roommate



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed vivacious electric furnace nursing home

one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to life.

Another urgent email from a partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466811)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: twisted fortuitous meteor den

After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-mail, knowing rationally he wouldn't read it but secretly hoping they have blackberry's in heaven...within an instant - a reply! Could it be? Is this real? Scrambling on her phone she opens it....

"I will be out of the office from Mar 9th onwards indefinitely, for urgent matters please contact [senior associate] or if unreachable [Partner] ... Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467111)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: bipolar flickering cuckoldry mexican

Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467125)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: razzle lay

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473237)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: bipolar flickering cuckoldry mexican

Ty friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493363)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Tripping Garrison Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469736)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: seedy station

This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is biglaw shrew workwife instead of IRL wife, who would obviously be too busy spending the life ins money with/on Darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470878)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: apoplectic talented alpha

"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in on should only take about 2.5 months if we work diligently. please call me first thing in the AM to discuss."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466816)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Blathering Space French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466829)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Mewling cracking hall pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467015)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: bipolar flickering cuckoldry mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467024)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Tripping Garrison Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469738)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Swollen water buffalo meetinghouse

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470916)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed bossy hominid coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335797)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Fragrant startling step-uncle's house double fault

[Associate],

I just heard the terrible news. Please accept my sincere condolences. On a business front, however, I feel compelled to ask for planning/transitioning purposes: are you going to be undergoing any course of treatment? If so, please touch base with me at your earliest convenience (I understand if you need to take the rest of the day, tomorrow morning is fine) to discuss whether you might be able to work around treatment days for any period of time, or whether we will need to immediately restaff [X] and [Y] matters.

Thanks again in advance and my condolences once more,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466824)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Blathering Space French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466832)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: Violent abode

i want to murder all biglawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466894)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Copper legal warrant parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467707)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: carnelian zombie-like cuck

actual email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469749)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Swollen water buffalo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470921)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: twisted fortuitous meteor den

[Associate],

Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind you that the firm will of course happily reimburse you for any wifi fees in the hospital for your firm issued laptop in case you had any concern about that.

Best and again condolences/thanks in advance,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Mustard Shivering Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258027)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser sable pozpig mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: peach glittery faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673377)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Frisky Sapphire Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685345)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: adventurous splenetic cuckold knife

this is unnervingly pitch perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963087)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser sable pozpig mad-dog skullcap

Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partner is aware of how insane his question is, but that he doesn't have the levels of empathy (not even empathy--he really does feel kinda bad, but he's helped train himself to think in the twisted logics of a business organization) to not go there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258489)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac offensive bawdyhouse ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30257980)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park place of business



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:04 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: amber vibrant stage

Team:

As many of you know, I received an unfortunate diagnosis this week. The treatment may zap my strength and rid me of the hair I have left, but I am committed to do my part on the Lunesto transaction until I depart for the big out of pocket in the sky.

Leolenin: please check for change of control provisions in those docs by COB

Thank all for the concern



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466994)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: bipolar flickering cuckoldry mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467031)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27501347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673413)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: Turquoise ape market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963041)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: Stimulating disrespectful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467339)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467384)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling brass really tough guy

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468337)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Violent kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468384)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Arousing Arrogant Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468658)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crawly prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469721)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: carnelian zombie-like cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469758)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Bull headed parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470889)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Out-of-control Trip Twinkling Uncleanness Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27492883)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: peach glittery faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673381)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: exhilarant party of the first part school

pukes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673404)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Frisky Sapphire Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685352)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Amethyst Swashbuckling Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28162730)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: motley hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334236)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Mustard Shivering Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335748)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: Out-of-control Trip Twinkling Uncleanness Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258480)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761307)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:03 AM
Author: greedy pisswyrm black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172819)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Slate lascivious theatre patrolman

Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: amber vibrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473371)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Mustard Shivering Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258029)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Pale telephone locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467087)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Excitant office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467160)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: bipolar flickering cuckoldry mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467245)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Grizzly diverse striped hyena stead

Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk who got cancer and left clerkship 4 months early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467254)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: bistre resort gaming laptop

lol wtf, gonna need more details here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467268)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: Grizzly diverse striped hyena stead

"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I don't know why she couldn't"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468843)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Histrionic property

JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470903)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: gay coiffed piazza pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473221)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: twisted fortuitous meteor den

he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473272)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: salmon reading party

Well, ... yeah ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467665)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: indecent boistinker

please describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468341)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: Effete Vigorous Plaza Sex Offender

LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some guy two years before me got lymphoma and quit and the judge was all...."only clerk I ever had who left early, and they caught it real early and he was fine. Can't believe he did that. He's still alive and practing by the way." this was eleven years ago. I subsequntly met the guy at some annual clerks luncheon and then had a couple of cases against him later on. We became friendly. I went to his funeral in 2012.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468819)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Irradiated maniacal nowag hunting ground

Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469727)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Tripping Garrison Multi-billionaire

Pit bull mauling, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469744)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Frisky Sapphire Stag Film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685356)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Sooty contagious juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40760653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Histrionic property

You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a middle and an END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470918)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Misunderstood messiness kitchen

what if he was up for partner in 2 months?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467269)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Arousing Arrogant Weed Whacker

No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up straight away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468656)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: Mustard Shivering Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468675)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Puce Bbw



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: amber vibrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470766)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: apoplectic talented alpha

it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27471306)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 8:52 AM
Author: twisted fortuitous meteor den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27492544)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Violent abode

brunch cancer is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673394)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: Sick Sandwich

:=)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28955009)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: motley hell

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334241)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: motley hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258535)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Flatulent Pit Philosopher-king

... and they say xo femposters aren't funny!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258545)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: twisted fortuitous meteor den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467375)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:37 AM
Author: nubile olive shitlib crotch

god's work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468711)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: Razzmatazz crawly prole

Lol look what I started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468825)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Excitant office kitty cat

To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826535&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469730)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crawly prole



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Date: March 11th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: exciting corn cake

And as he lies on his deathbed, pondering his life, he murmurs, "If only I had billed more..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470428)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Swollen water buffalo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470936)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: Heady Yapping Potus Partner

As the reality sets in, tears begin to well in his sunken eyes. "I never even got to see my name at the top of the associate hours list ..." They begin to fall, glistening in the light on his pale, gaunt, face. The face of a man whom death has claimed. "I never got to experience 3,000 hours. Oh GOD, why have I wasted my life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27671831)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: twisted fortuitous meteor den

A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of his funeral. Avi, his best work buddy who's known him from 1L at HLS and was the best man at his wedding feels a deep pang of regret - making the funeral will be close to impossible given the transactions he's juggling. Can Avi risk everything he's striven for just to go to a funeral? His dead friend is not exactly going to notice....and he out of all people would TOTALLY understand Avi's dilemma. Hell, he'd do the same goddamn thing and not think twice. "Aha! I've got it!" Avi shrieks - it's a church funeral! He can sit discreetly in a back pew and type away on his blackberry (he's become a MASTER at silent speedy mobile typing) - and he can bill hours to boot! "I guess that's why I'm up for partner" he thinks to himself, with a smirk slowly forming across his face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473164)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: galvanic infuriating location internal respiration

The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an excuse not to attend, only recently having fucked over the same dead friend by leaving early on a Friday afternoon (shabbos!) and being out of touch until late Saturday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493160)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: twisted fortuitous meteor den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493424)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: Frozen institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334183)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:19 AM
Author: exhilarant party of the first part school

but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul" which is really code for getting his favorite black tranny hooker to blow him under the Sutphin/Jamaica viaduct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28962986)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Flatulent Pit Philosopher-king

lol at specificity of location. is THAT where all the action is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258551)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: twisted fortuitous meteor den



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: amber vibrant stage



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Useless fluffy theater stage

Next flight to Amsterdam / Thailand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673437)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crawly prole



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mahogany Church

Took the risk averse route: lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334120)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: Flushed duck-like filthpig theater



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed bossy hominid coldplay fan

After delivering the eulogy, the minister asks those gathered to partake in a moment of silent reflection. Unfortunately, one of the deceased's co-workers, a paunchy 8th year slouched in a rear pew, accidentally put his blackberry on 'speaker' mode when he dialed into a conference call he intended to furtively listen in on during the service. The serene, palpably spiritual silence is broken by an abrasive middle aged voice crackling through the blackberry's regrettably powerful speaker:

'Hello? Who just joined?!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335740)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crawly prole



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: adventurous splenetic cuckold knife

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963080)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Mustard Shivering Whorehouse

On balance, in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963275)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: wonderful abnormal box office

So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick reading it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963343)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:07 AM
Author: greedy pisswyrm black woman



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Deep Casino Nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29692136)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: amber vibrant stage



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Heady Yapping Potus Partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699152)



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: nubile olive shitlib crotch

He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his heirs have to sign a release acknowledging that it is an honorary title with no legal effect and releasing all potential claims against firm assets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761113)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:36 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park place of business



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317833)



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Date: April 20th, 2021 6:39 PM
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