\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

10th yr biglaw associate diagnosed w terminal cancer, 3 months

Ouch
Naked spectacular newt
  03/10/15
...
frozen philosopher-king
  03/10/15
wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice
Chartreuse Main People
  03/10/15
...
Naked spectacular newt
  03/10/15
...
frozen philosopher-king
  03/10/15
180 Made me LOL Thx
sinister pink giraffe
  03/10/15
Shit
hairraiser jade organic girlfriend
  03/10/15
sheeeeeeeeeeit
sooty buck-toothed fortuitous meteor corner
  03/10/15
Lol
Multi-colored sable den
  03/10/15
...
garnet underhanded step-uncle's house kitty cat
  03/11/15
lol shit
concupiscible red boiling water
  03/11/15
...
abnormal skinny woman
  03/11/15
...
Crusty Maroon Stock Car Idea He Suggested
  03/11/15
JFC
Navy spot corn cake
  03/11/15
seriously hope he transitions that shit fast
cerebral menage reading party
  04/11/15
...
hyperactive heaven boltzmann
  04/13/15
...
provocative demanding cuck
  07/15/15
...
Crimson Circlehead Indian Lodge
  07/15/15
...
indecent deranged legend
  07/15/15
...
Black house
  10/14/15
180^180
sinister pink giraffe
  10/14/15
...
bull headed stead mood
  01/27/16
...
Ocher Milk Brunch
  04/12/16
...
curious principal's office
  04/12/16
...
Nudist wonderful immigrant
  08/03/20
...
Crimson Circlehead Indian Lodge
  03/27/21
...
Pearl Deep Abode Preventive Strike
  03/27/21
one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to ...
titillating elite shrine
  03/10/15
After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-...
Chartreuse Main People
  03/10/15
Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.
hairraiser jade organic girlfriend
  03/10/15
180 moniker
Misunderstood cordovan hospital
  03/11/15
Ty friend.
hairraiser jade organic girlfriend
  03/15/15
...
abnormal skinny woman
  03/11/15
This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is bigla...
Aromatic Deer Antler Point
  03/11/15
"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in...
odious gaming laptop
  03/10/15
...
bistre overrated macaca
  03/10/15
...
Clear keepsake machete
  03/10/15
...
hairraiser jade organic girlfriend
  03/10/15
...
abnormal skinny woman
  03/11/15
fuck this gay earth
Navy spot corn cake
  03/11/15
...
slippery slate state queen of the night
  07/15/15
[Associate], I just heard the terrible news. Please acce...
diverse pisswyrm
  03/10/15
...
bistre overrated macaca
  03/10/15
i want to murder all biglawyers
Crimson Circlehead Indian Lodge
  03/10/15
...
Multi-colored sable den
  03/10/15
actual email
filthy avocado meetinghouse travel guidebook
  03/11/15
...
Navy spot corn cake
  03/11/15
[Associate], Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind...
Chartreuse Main People
  03/11/15
...
Aqua bearded stage french chef
  04/12/16
...
Ocher Milk Brunch
  04/12/16
...
at-the-ready stag film
  04/11/15
...
hyperactive heaven boltzmann
  04/13/15
this is unnervingly pitch perfect
180 hideous sex offender
  10/14/15
Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partne...
Ocher Milk Brunch
  04/12/16
...
drunken windowlicker
  04/12/16
...
Ocher Milk Brunch
  04/12/16
...
Nudist wonderful immigrant
  08/03/20
...
frozen philosopher-king
  08/15/20
...
Nudist wonderful immigrant
  03/27/21
Team: As many of you know, I received an unfortunate diag...
bull headed stead mood
  03/10/15
Big out of pocket in the sky just beautiful.
hairraiser jade organic girlfriend
  03/10/15
...
Vigorous temple
  03/10/15
...
bull headed stead mood
  03/10/15
...
exhilarant unholy double fault
  03/10/15
...
plum vivacious resort
  03/11/15
...
razzle area faggot firefighter
  03/16/15
...
Crimson Circlehead Indian Lodge
  04/11/15
...
tan theatre potus
  10/14/15
...
trip impertinent bawdyhouse hairy legs
  08/15/20
...
Heady black woman
  03/10/15
...
domesticated sadistic mediation plaza
  03/10/15
...
flirting dysfunction
  03/10/15
Lmao
garnet underhanded step-uncle's house kitty cat
  03/11/15
...
Canary Big Gas Station
  03/11/15
...
fragrant narrow-minded messiness antidepressant drug
  03/11/15
...
Naked spectacular newt
  03/11/15
...
filthy avocado meetinghouse travel guidebook
  03/11/15
180
Arousing Godawful Site
  03/11/15
...
well-lubricated aphrodisiac market becky
  03/15/15
...
at-the-ready stag film
  04/11/15
pukes
cerebral menage reading party
  04/11/15
...
hyperactive heaven boltzmann
  04/13/15
...
lemon greedy church building
  06/20/15
...
provocative demanding cuck
  07/15/15
...
Aqua bearded stage french chef
  07/15/15
...
well-lubricated aphrodisiac market becky
  04/12/16
...
frozen philosopher-king
  08/15/20
...
Nudist wonderful immigrant
  03/27/21
Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate
copper idiot set
  03/10/15
...
bull headed stead mood
  03/11/15
...
Aqua bearded stage french chef
  04/12/16
...
fiercely-loyal bearded striped hyena lay
  03/10/15
...
mentally impaired excitant love of her life wrinkle
  03/10/15
...
hairraiser jade organic girlfriend
  03/10/15
Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk...
Gold locale rigor
  03/10/15
lol wtf, gonna need more details here
thirsty cerise casino regret
  03/10/15
"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I d...
Gold locale rigor
  03/11/15
JFC.
Crusty Maroon Stock Car Idea He Suggested
  03/11/15
...
Buff Violent Laser Beams Nursing Home
  03/11/15
he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind
Chartreuse Main People
  03/11/15
Well, ... yeah ...
dashing property codepig
  03/10/15
please describe
concupiscible red boiling water
  03/11/15
LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some ...
Boyish cruise ship yarmulke
  03/11/15
Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?
Flesh crotch hominid
  03/11/15
Pit bull mauling, actually
abnormal skinny woman
  03/11/15
lol
hyperactive heaven boltzmann
  04/13/15
...
Ebony supple volcanic crater
  08/15/20
You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a midd...
Crusty Maroon Stock Car Idea He Suggested
  03/11/15
what if he was up for partner in 2 months?
White jap dopamine
  03/10/15
No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up st...
fragrant narrow-minded messiness antidepressant drug
  03/11/15
...
Aqua bearded stage french chef
  03/11/15
...
thriller iridescent headpube station
  03/11/15
...
bull headed stead mood
  03/11/15
it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer
odious gaming laptop
  03/11/15
...
Chartreuse Main People
  03/15/15
brunch cancer is worse
Crimson Circlehead Indian Lodge
  04/11/15
:=)
Shimmering Coffee Pot
  10/12/15
whoa
provocative demanding cuck
  07/15/15
...
provocative demanding cuck
  04/12/16
... and they say xo femposters aren't funny!
Anal box office juggernaut
  04/12/16
...
Chartreuse Main People
  03/10/15
god's work ITT
bipolar public bath sneaky criminal
  03/11/15
Lol look what I started
Naked spectacular newt
  03/11/15
To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it http://autoadmit.c...
mentally impaired excitant love of her life wrinkle
  03/11/15
...
Naked spectacular newt
  03/11/15
And as he lies on his deathbed, pondering his life, he murmu...
Khaki Floppy Weed Whacker Pit
  03/11/15
...
Navy spot corn cake
  03/11/15
As the reality sets in, tears begin to well in his sunken ey...
Cobalt Seedy Ceo
  04/11/15
A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of h...
Chartreuse Main People
  03/11/15
The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an ex...
adventurous chest-beating hell voyeur
  03/15/15
...
Chartreuse Main People
  03/15/15
...
Smoky Sound Barrier
  07/15/15
but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul&q...
cerebral menage reading party
  10/14/15
lol at specificity of location. is THAT where all the action...
Anal box office juggernaut
  04/12/16
...
Chartreuse Main People
  04/11/15
...
bull headed stead mood
  07/15/15
Next flight to Amsterdam / Thailand
marvelous rebellious cuckoldry
  04/11/15
...
Naked spectacular newt
  04/13/15
Took the risk averse route: lost.
mauve angry church mad cow disease
  07/15/15
...
Indigo shivering mental disorder gay wizard
  07/15/15
After delivering the eulogy, the minister asks those gathere...
slippery slate state queen of the night
  07/15/15
...
thriller iridescent headpube station
  04/12/16
...
Fishy Location
  04/12/16
...
Naked spectacular newt
  10/12/15
180's all around
180 hideous sex offender
  10/14/15
On balance, in balance.
Aqua bearded stage french chef
  10/14/15
So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick...
bat shit crazy electric theater quadroon
  10/14/15
...
Nudist wonderful immigrant
  12/08/15
this is really one of the darkest threads on XO
Alcoholic Beady-eyed National Security Agency University
  01/27/16
...
bull headed stead mood
  04/12/16
...
Nudist wonderful immigrant
  08/03/20
Update?
Cobalt Seedy Ceo
  08/03/20
He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his h...
bipolar public bath sneaky criminal
  08/15/20
...
frozen philosopher-king
  04/20/21
Can you ask a Summer Associate to research NIH clinical tria...
green stirring hall
  04/20/21
...
frozen philosopher-king
  04/20/21


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Naked spectacular newt

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466751)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: frozen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466761)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse Main People

wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466766)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Naked spectacular newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466790)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: frozen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466858)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: sinister pink giraffe

180

Made me LOL

Thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466958)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: hairraiser jade organic girlfriend

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467021)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: sooty buck-toothed fortuitous meteor corner

sheeeeeeeeeeit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467039)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored sable den

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467702)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: garnet underhanded step-uncle's house kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468335)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: concupiscible red boiling water

lol shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468338)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: abnormal skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469735)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Crusty Maroon Stock Car Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470895)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Navy spot corn cake

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470906)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: cerebral menage reading party

seriously

hope he transitions that shit fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673245)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 13th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: hyperactive heaven boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685337)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: provocative demanding cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334226)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Crimson Circlehead Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334238)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: indecent deranged legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335785)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Black house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963089)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: sinister pink giraffe

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963623)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: bull headed stead mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29691986)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: Ocher Milk Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258468)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: curious principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258492)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Nudist wonderful immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699146)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2021 2:31 AM
Author: Crimson Circlehead Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172857)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2021 3:20 AM
Author: Pearl Deep Abode Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172896)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: titillating elite shrine

one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to life.

Another urgent email from a partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466811)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse Main People

After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-mail, knowing rationally he wouldn't read it but secretly hoping they have blackberry's in heaven...within an instant - a reply! Could it be? Is this real? Scrambling on her phone she opens it....

"I will be out of the office from Mar 9th onwards indefinitely, for urgent matters please contact [senior associate] or if unreachable [Partner] ... Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467111)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: hairraiser jade organic girlfriend

Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467125)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood cordovan hospital

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473237)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: hairraiser jade organic girlfriend

Ty friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493363)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: abnormal skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469736)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Aromatic Deer Antler Point

This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is biglaw shrew workwife instead of IRL wife, who would obviously be too busy spending the life ins money with/on Darnell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470878)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: odious gaming laptop

"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in on should only take about 2.5 months if we work diligently. please call me first thing in the AM to discuss."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466816)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: bistre overrated macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466829)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Clear keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467015)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: hairraiser jade organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467024)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: abnormal skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469738)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Navy spot corn cake

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470916)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: slippery slate state queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335797)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: diverse pisswyrm

[Associate],

I just heard the terrible news. Please accept my sincere condolences. On a business front, however, I feel compelled to ask for planning/transitioning purposes: are you going to be undergoing any course of treatment? If so, please touch base with me at your earliest convenience (I understand if you need to take the rest of the day, tomorrow morning is fine) to discuss whether you might be able to work around treatment days for any period of time, or whether we will need to immediately restaff [X] and [Y] matters.

Thanks again in advance and my condolences once more,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466824)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: bistre overrated macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466832)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: Crimson Circlehead Indian Lodge

i want to murder all biglawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466894)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored sable den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467707)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: filthy avocado meetinghouse travel guidebook

actual email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469749)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Navy spot corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470921)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse Main People

[Associate],

Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind you that the firm will of course happily reimburse you for any wifi fees in the hospital for your firm issued laptop in case you had any concern about that.

Best and again condolences/thanks in advance,

[Partner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473194)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Aqua bearded stage french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258027)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: Ocher Milk Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258470)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: at-the-ready stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673377)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: hyperactive heaven boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685345)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: 180 hideous sex offender

this is unnervingly pitch perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963087)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: Ocher Milk Brunch

Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partner is aware of how insane his question is, but that he doesn't have the levels of empathy (not even empathy--he really does feel kinda bad, but he's helped train himself to think in the twisted logics of a business organization) to not go there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258489)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: drunken windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30257980)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: Ocher Milk Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258472)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:03 AM
Author: Nudist wonderful immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699150)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: frozen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761305)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Nudist wonderful immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172828)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: bull headed stead mood

Team:

As many of you know, I received an unfortunate diagnosis this week. The treatment may zap my strength and rid me of the hair I have left, but I am committed to do my part on the Lunesto transaction until I depart for the big out of pocket in the sky.

Leolenin: please check for change of control provisions in those docs by COB

Thank all for the concern



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466994)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: hairraiser jade organic girlfriend

Big out of pocket in the sky just beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467031)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Vigorous temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467395)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: bull headed stead mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467453)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467697)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: plum vivacious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469789)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: razzle area faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27501347)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Crimson Circlehead Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673413)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: tan theatre potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963041)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: trip impertinent bawdyhouse hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40760647)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Heady black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467150)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: domesticated sadistic mediation plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467339)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: flirting dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467384)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: garnet underhanded step-uncle's house kitty cat

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468337)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Canary Big Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468384)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: fragrant narrow-minded messiness antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468658)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Naked spectacular newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469721)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: filthy avocado meetinghouse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469758)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Arousing Godawful Site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470889)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: well-lubricated aphrodisiac market becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27492883)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673381)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: cerebral menage reading party

pukes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673404)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: hyperactive heaven boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685352)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 20th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: lemon greedy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28162730)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: provocative demanding cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334236)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Aqua bearded stage french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335748)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated aphrodisiac market becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258480)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: frozen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761307)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 27th, 2021 2:03 AM
Author: Nudist wonderful immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42172819)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: copper idiot set

Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467013)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: bull headed stead mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473371)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Aqua bearded stage french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258029)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal bearded striped hyena lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467087)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: mentally impaired excitant love of her life wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467160)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: hairraiser jade organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467245)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Gold locale rigor

Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk who got cancer and left clerkship 4 months early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467254)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: thirsty cerise casino regret

lol wtf, gonna need more details here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467268)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: Gold locale rigor

"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I don't know why she couldn't"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468843)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Crusty Maroon Stock Car Idea He Suggested

JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470903)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Buff Violent Laser Beams Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473221)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse Main People

he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473272)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: dashing property codepig

Well, ... yeah ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467665)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: concupiscible red boiling water

please describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468341)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: Boyish cruise ship yarmulke

LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some guy two years before me got lymphoma and quit and the judge was all...."only clerk I ever had who left early, and they caught it real early and he was fine. Can't believe he did that. He's still alive and practing by the way." this was eleven years ago. I subsequntly met the guy at some annual clerks luncheon and then had a couple of cases against him later on. We became friendly. I went to his funeral in 2012.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468819)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Flesh crotch hominid

Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469727)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: abnormal skinny woman

Pit bull mauling, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469744)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: hyperactive heaven boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685356)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Ebony supple volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40760653)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Crusty Maroon Stock Car Idea He Suggested

You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a middle and an END.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470918)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: White jap dopamine

what if he was up for partner in 2 months?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467269)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: fragrant narrow-minded messiness antidepressant drug

No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up straight away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468656)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: Aqua bearded stage french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468675)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: thriller iridescent headpube station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469890)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: bull headed stead mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470766)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: odious gaming laptop

it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27471306)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 8:52 AM
Author: Chartreuse Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27492544)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Crimson Circlehead Indian Lodge

brunch cancer is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673394)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: Shimmering Coffee Pot

:=)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28955009)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: provocative demanding cuck

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334241)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: provocative demanding cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258535)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Anal box office juggernaut

... and they say xo femposters aren't funny!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258545)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: Chartreuse Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467375)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 4:37 AM
Author: bipolar public bath sneaky criminal

god's work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468711)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: Naked spectacular newt

Lol look what I started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468825)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: mentally impaired excitant love of her life wrinkle

To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2826535&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469730)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Naked spectacular newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469794)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Khaki Floppy Weed Whacker Pit

And as he lies on his deathbed, pondering his life, he murmurs, "If only I had billed more..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470428)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Navy spot corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470936)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: Cobalt Seedy Ceo

As the reality sets in, tears begin to well in his sunken eyes. "I never even got to see my name at the top of the associate hours list ..." They begin to fall, glistening in the light on his pale, gaunt, face. The face of a man whom death has claimed. "I never got to experience 3,000 hours. Oh GOD, why have I wasted my life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27671831)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse Main People

A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of his funeral. Avi, his best work buddy who's known him from 1L at HLS and was the best man at his wedding feels a deep pang of regret - making the funeral will be close to impossible given the transactions he's juggling. Can Avi risk everything he's striven for just to go to a funeral? His dead friend is not exactly going to notice....and he out of all people would TOTALLY understand Avi's dilemma. Hell, he'd do the same goddamn thing and not think twice. "Aha! I've got it!" Avi shrieks - it's a church funeral! He can sit discreetly in a back pew and type away on his blackberry (he's become a MASTER at silent speedy mobile typing) - and he can bill hours to boot! "I guess that's why I'm up for partner" he thinks to himself, with a smirk slowly forming across his face...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473164)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: adventurous chest-beating hell voyeur

The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an excuse not to attend, only recently having fucked over the same dead friend by leaving early on a Friday afternoon (shabbos!) and being out of touch until late Saturday night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493160)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493424)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: Smoky Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334183)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2015 12:19 AM
Author: cerebral menage reading party

but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul" which is really code for getting his favorite black tranny hooker to blow him under the Sutphin/Jamaica viaduct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28962986)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: Anal box office juggernaut

lol at specificity of location. is THAT where all the action is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258551)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27671637)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: bull headed stead mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334107)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: marvelous rebellious cuckoldry

Next flight to Amsterdam / Thailand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673437)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 13th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Naked spectacular newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685328)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: mauve angry church mad cow disease

Took the risk averse route: lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334120)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 11:54 AM
Author: Indigo shivering mental disorder gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334579)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: slippery slate state queen of the night

After delivering the eulogy, the minister asks those gathered to partake in a moment of silent reflection. Unfortunately, one of the deceased's co-workers, a paunchy 8th year slouched in a rear pew, accidentally put his blackberry on 'speaker' mode when he dialed into a conference call he intended to furtively listen in on during the service. The serene, palpably spiritual silence is broken by an abrasive middle aged voice crackling through the blackberry's regrettably powerful speaker:

'Hello? Who just joined?!'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335740)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:15 PM
Author: thriller iridescent headpube station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258461)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Fishy Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258508)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Naked spectacular newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28954875)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: 180 hideous sex offender

180's all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963080)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Aqua bearded stage french chef

On balance, in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963275)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: bat shit crazy electric theater quadroon

So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick reading it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963343)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 8th, 2015 3:07 AM
Author: Nudist wonderful immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29333234)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 27th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic Beady-eyed National Security Agency University

this is really one of the darkest threads on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29692136)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: bull headed stead mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30257936)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Nudist wonderful immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699145)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Cobalt Seedy Ceo

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699152)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: bipolar public bath sneaky criminal

He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his heirs have to sign a release acknowledging that it is an honorary title with no legal effect and releasing all potential claims against firm assets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40761113)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2021 6:36 PM
Author: frozen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317815)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: green stirring hall

Can you ask a Summer Associate to research NIH clinical trials for your cancer? Expert reports are due in August, and it would be great if you could help the team out by giving us one more month. Thank. .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317833)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 20th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: frozen philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#42317840)