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heady gunner
  05/14/15
Slamming two jagged rocks together, trying to post.
magenta water buffalo philosopher-king
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heady gunner
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amber bipolar pisswyrm
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Aquamarine parlor
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'...and they were the blankest of bumps'
Hairless institution
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crusty 180 home boltzmann
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Motley violet shitlib persian
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insanely creepy idea he suggested
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bateful prole
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Dun principal's office
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The First Fire
charismatic dead patrolman site
  05/14/15
You have a gift
heady gunner
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amber bipolar pisswyrm
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multi-colored pungent boiling water
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holy shit
mint narrow-minded box office
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bat shit crazy domesticated immigrant station
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Aromatic Keepsake Machete
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at-the-ready flirting market
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180
dark cerebral locus
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Rise, Luis
clear judgmental heaven
  07/02/15
*Prepares a 21 banana salute*
autistic orchid piazza hairy legs
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charismatic dead patrolman site
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Alcoholic charcoal kitchen cuck
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Infuriating church building
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Alcoholic charcoal kitchen cuck
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insanely creepy idea he suggested
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(underrated)
Black Skinny Woman
  05/03/22
lol @ evolution beleavers...lol...
Idiotic marvelous lodge mad-dog skullcap
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self-absorbed very tactful church ladyboy
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charismatic dead patrolman site
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charismatic dead patrolman site
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charismatic dead patrolman site
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charismatic dead patrolman site
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Cowardly Nibblets
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amber bipolar pisswyrm
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Nubile Stag Film
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mint narrow-minded box office
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Infuriating church building
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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: heady gunner



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: magenta water buffalo philosopher-king

Slamming two jagged rocks together, trying to post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27890782)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: heady gunner



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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: amber bipolar pisswyrm



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Date: May 14th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27891258)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Hairless institution

'...and they were the blankest of bumps'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#29282251)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: crusty 180 home boltzmann



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Date: March 11th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: Motley violet shitlib persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#37913916)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#36495976)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 3:57 PM
Author: bateful prole



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Date: April 4th, 2023 11:43 PM
Author: Dun principal's office



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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: charismatic dead patrolman site
Subject: The First Fire

He struggles, falls, tumbling to the jungle floor. The other members of his troop watch the spectacle, the chorus cacophony of their jittering laughter echoing across the treetops through the humid air of the primordial jungle.

He lies still, prone, in shock from the fall. A shoot of pain--the sharp gash runs across his forehead, dirt and blood and hair mingling, dribbling down to form a vital mixture on the mudcake floor.

The cilia within his ears--the product of untold millennia of evolutionary honing--receive each fine modulation of the troop's hectoring calls; his brain translates the signals into a semblance of primitive meaning. And in his rudimentary way, he understands he is the object of their ridicule.

High above him, through a small opening in the verdant canopy of his jungle home, there is the cerulean of sky. Staring upward at its center, he sights the faint, pale outline of the morning moon, the distant beacon awash in the vastness of space. He fixates on the impossible object, captured in its ghostly luminescence, time slowing, sound softening, space collapsing all around until there is nothing else in his apprehended existence.

All at once, a glimmer-glint shine appears in his eyes; this firstfireflash, never before seen in Earth's long, empty history. Turning himself over, he pushes back against the surface geography of the ground. The troop has fallen silent. He begins to rise.

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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: heady gunner

You have a gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27891209)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: amber bipolar pisswyrm



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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: multi-colored pungent boiling water



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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: mint narrow-minded box office

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27891245)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: bat shit crazy domesticated immigrant station



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Date: May 14th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27892258)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: at-the-ready flirting market



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Date: May 15th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: dark cerebral locus

180

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Date: July 2nd, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: clear judgmental heaven

Rise, Luis

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Date: July 2nd, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: autistic orchid piazza hairy legs

*Prepares a 21 banana salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#28242657)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: charismatic dead patrolman site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#29022736)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic charcoal kitchen cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#36495966)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Infuriating church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#36172584)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic charcoal kitchen cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#36495963)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#36495985)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Black Skinny Woman

(underrated)

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Date: May 14th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Idiotic marvelous lodge mad-dog skullcap

lol @ evolution beleavers...lol...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27891241)



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Date: May 3rd, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: self-absorbed very tactful church ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#44449667)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: charismatic dead patrolman site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27892228)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: charismatic dead patrolman site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27893574)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 11:07 AM
Author: charismatic dead patrolman site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27896317)



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Date: May 15th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: charismatic dead patrolman site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27898830)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: charismatic dead patrolman site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27911218)



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Date: May 28th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: charismatic dead patrolman site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#27979118)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 7:53 AM
Author: charismatic dead patrolman site



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Date: July 2nd, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Cowardly Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#28243153)



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Date: June 18th, 2015 8:17 AM
Author: amber bipolar pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#28147730)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Nubile Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#30259088)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: mint narrow-minded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#32612088)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Infuriating church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#36495844)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: Hairless institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&forum_id=2#37913894)