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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28019649)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:12 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Kevin goes up to partner, "IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!"

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
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Kevin says he has to leave at 6 since family is over, boomer partner plans to drive by to ensure the veracity of this claim, kevin uses michael jordan cut outs and mannequin to make a fake party.

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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:13 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Stimulating Locus

Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026042)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: pearl abode

"I don't want to do doc review with Fuller. He'll drink too much and piss himself."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020262)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: Grizzly Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: cocky shrine mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Stimulating Locus

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: Grizzly Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: insanely creepy hall

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: internet-worthy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Duck-like Alpha Death Wish

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: abusive house dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: chest-beating pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: brass french chef marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle french travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: insecure histrionic athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: cocky shrine mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Adventurous Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: Boyish transparent selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: cerebral navy boistinker parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Floppy violet potus trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: bright business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Buck-toothed sooty factory reset button lettuce

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: internet-worthy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Boyish transparent selfie

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Electric Sweet Tailpipe Cuckold

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Curious ruddy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: nubile wine prole telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: chest-beating pisswyrm

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: insecure histrionic athletic conference

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Massive nowag ticket booth

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Shaky talented haunted graveyard

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: henna free-loading point rigor

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: comical rough-skinned nursing home yarmulke

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: henna free-loading point rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Curious ruddy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: pearly university hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: sepia kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Shaky talented haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29414662)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: internet-worthy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: flirting glittery step-uncle's house stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: pearl abode

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle french travel guidebook

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: rebellious casino love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: Fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Violent overrated new version meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: mustard hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Floppy violet potus trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: yapping toaster heaven

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Startled Hairy Legs Piazza

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: elite feces wagecucks

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: apoplectic incel corner

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Saffron multi-colored stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: walnut crackhouse depressive

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: 180 Nofapping Forum Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35020278)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: Stimulating Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: mustard hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: dashing cruise ship cuck

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: disgusting onyx school tattoo

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: flirting glittery step-uncle's house stain

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Startled Hairy Legs Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: Green church pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: cerebral navy boistinker parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Beta theatre ratface

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: Red bateful tanning salon community account

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: mustard hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
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