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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: bronze legend

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Walnut Supple Range Gunner

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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: bronze legend

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: bronze legend

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mood psychic

She never responds

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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: crystalline razzmatazz stain pistol

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: lemon locus



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Milky factory reset button puppy

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: burgundy learning disabled home

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Milky factory reset button puppy

Why does it hurt so bad man

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: burgundy learning disabled home

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: bronze legend



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: glittery amethyst den

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: bronze legend

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Heaven

Promising

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: stirring toilet seat parlour

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: bistre cuckold

CR joke is on this fgt

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: bronze legend



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: bistre cuckold



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: glittery amethyst den



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: titillating yarmulke



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: geriatric mahogany elastic band candlestick maker

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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: bronze legend

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: contagious twinkling plaza crotch



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: bronze legend

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: bronze legend



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

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