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Bumble girl is asking me to come over. I've never met her

Says she needs a "snuggle buddy" She's kyoot en...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
Pics below
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
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mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
No don't be ridiculous. Think of your virtue
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O TEMPORA O MORES
ivory motley giraffe people who are hurt
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Brass Dysfunction Point
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mmm, tempura
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ttiwwop
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TITMFCR.
rough-skinned house legend
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Pic?
Racy poppy goal in life menage
  09/11/15
ask her where she lives. watch out if she asks you to bring ...
tantric comical field
  09/11/15
She's in a nice part of the city
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
wtf
Arousing Gay Affirmative Action Theater
  09/11/15
Ubering there now. I will post about it tomorrow. Wish me lu...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
don't give it up too easily. these bumble girls only want on...
Startled passionate indirect expression
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mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
pee in her asshole
puce immigrant
  09/11/15
seems cr
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(guy getting catfished by Darnell and Jamarcus)
Mind-boggling Shivering Ratface Stead
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...
Bull Headed House-broken Personal Credit Line Stag Film
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RIP
Duck-like Market Ladyboy
  09/11/15
I fucked her Won't ever do this shit again. Girls' picture...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
Flame needs to be developed over more time than 1 hour
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  09/11/15
It's not flame faggot What do you want to know. I'll be as ...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
Stfu and learn how to flame better
Khaki indian lodge queen of the night
  09/11/15
Fuck off
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
...
lascivious alcoholic school
  09/11/15
Sounds like my life. Well done.
adventurous school cafeteria
  09/11/15
She told me to leave after I fucked her for like 2 minutes b...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
Cr. I ate a fat girl out while drunk a few weeks ago and I f...
adventurous school cafeteria
  09/11/15
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adventurous school cafeteria
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i refuse to eat out anyone unless it's a hot as fuck Japanes...
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This is credited besides the Japanese part. I was beyond bla...
adventurous school cafeteria
  09/11/15
Japanese women shower like 3 times a day, and are super clea...
Exhilarant red coffee pot bbw
  09/11/15
Like you've ever gotten a girls pants off chink, LOL
Aphrodisiac den
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jfc
Abusive trust fund
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wait what? how the fuck did this go? details.
marvelous public bath trump supporter
  09/11/15
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i arrived at her apartment, went to her bed, and talked to h...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
Lol.
adventurous school cafeteria
  09/11/15
Pathetic right? she wasn't even hot. I broke up with my girl...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
I'm assuming you've jerked off by now?
adventurous school cafeteria
  09/11/15
no I surprisingly don't have blueballs either. I jerked off ...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
Jeez. All sounds like absolute hell bro
adventurous school cafeteria
  09/11/15
fuck :(( really need to get my shit together
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
No worries me too
adventurous school cafeteria
  09/11/15
LOL
Razzle-dazzle garnet box office
  09/11/15
Did you nut
adventurous school cafeteria
  09/11/15
I did not
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
size of pecker?
Exhilarant red coffee pot bbw
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bigger than average.. a girthy 6.5er
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
you win some, you lose some. soldier on, my nigga
rough-skinned house legend
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...
mischievous wagecucks
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...
Bull Headed House-broken Personal Credit Line Stag Film
  09/11/15
I"ve had a number of experiences like this.
Crawly parlour
  09/11/15
never again man
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
I'm hooking up with an older chick right now, and despite th...
Crawly parlour
  09/11/15
good for you. the only relationship ive ever had with an old...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
thanks bro. Sorry to hear about your breakup. Was it mutual...
Crawly parlour
  09/11/15
no she dumped me for being a shitty boyfriend. at the end of...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
describe her pragmatic approach to fucking
marvelous public bath trump supporter
  09/11/15
Well she will ask me to fuck her if she wants it, and she li...
Crawly parlour
  09/11/15
Can you expand more about her asking you to eat her out and ...
Very Tactful Heady Laser Beams
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sure. it was fucking weird. as i was fucking her, she contin...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
is this another throat cancer flame thread
Startled passionate indirect expression
  09/11/15
lol no dude I like eating chicks out and support doing it bu...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
you would have if she had been the 7+ you expected
Razzle-dazzle garnet box office
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Maybe. I'd be tempted but still hesitant given that she was ...
mischievous wagecucks
  09/11/15
Brutal
Duck-like Market Ladyboy
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LOL
180 Home Circlehead
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Did you write a review about her on her bumble? They added a...
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Please be flame
Duck-like Market Ladyboy
  09/11/15
why did you give a girl a bad date? I have a 4.7 star rating
French vibrant old irish cottage range
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I've pumped and dumped every girl I've met off bumble
Duck-like Market Ladyboy
  09/11/15
well you may still have a good review. I am just afraid the ...
French vibrant old irish cottage range
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Bumble is required to record your dating stats and report to...
Racy poppy goal in life menage
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Pics?
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I can post this evening if you guys insist
mischievous wagecucks
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we insist
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Alright brother I'll post some around 5pm today Is there ...
mischievous wagecucks
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imgur? also do just put little X X over her eyes so you cann...
French vibrant old irish cottage range
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That's what I planned on doing. Will the be sufficient ?
mischievous wagecucks
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I hope so. ive been doing this for months.
French vibrant old irish cottage range
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lol good thread
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Yea I'm not sure what I was thinking looking back on it. I'v...
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I feel sorry for a guy who just wanted to snuggle, got that ...
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I wouldn't be too ashamed, that said she looks like she has ...
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  09/11/15
You'd be ashamed of you saw her in person.
mischievous wagecucks
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I'll take your word for it. Though I think I might have lowe...
frum toilet seat
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Your standards seem pretty high for a bootycall.
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frum toilet seat
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No dude. Those pics must be from years ago or highly edited....
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  09/11/15
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Lol ty
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Pro tip: if the chick invites you straight to her place with...
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Cr. which Is why I acknowledged somewhere above that I'm not...
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

Says she needs a "snuggle buddy"

She's kyoot enough. Should I do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732684)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:38 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

Pics below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736826)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:56 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736937)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Bespoke citrine whorehouse

No don't be ridiculous. Think of your virtue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732691)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: ivory motley giraffe people who are hurt

O TEMPORA O MORES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732703)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: tripping soggy elastic band orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732711)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:25 AM
Author: Brass Dysfunction Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732932)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:25 AM
Author: Floppy opaque fat ankles associate

mmm, tempura

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733568)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: excitant jet blood rage yarmulke

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732694)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: rough-skinned house legend

TITMFCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732696)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Racy poppy goal in life menage

Pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732695)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: tantric comical field

ask her where she lives. watch out if she asks you to bring drugs or anything of value. could be a trap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732697)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

She's in a nice part of the city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732737)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Arousing Gay Affirmative Action Theater

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732708)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

Ubering there now. I will post about it tomorrow. Wish me luck bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732735)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Startled passionate indirect expression

don't give it up too easily. these bumble girls only want one thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732738)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732742)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: puce immigrant

pee in her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732743)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Floppy opaque fat ankles associate

seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733571)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Shivering Ratface Stead

(guy getting catfished by Darnell and Jamarcus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732747)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Bull Headed House-broken Personal Credit Line Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734097)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:58 AM
Author: Duck-like Market Ladyboy

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732832)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

I fucked her

Won't ever do this shit again. Girls' pictures on those apps are so deceiving it's not even funny. She looked like at least a 7 in her pics, was about a 5 in person. Feel gross and just want to get home and shower and reevaluate my life. I'll post pics when I get to a personal computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732866)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: Khaki indian lodge queen of the night

Flame needs to be developed over more time than 1 hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732868)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

It's not flame faggot

What do you want to know. I'll be as detailed as you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732871)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: Khaki indian lodge queen of the night

Stfu and learn how to flame better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732887)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

Fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732888)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: lascivious alcoholic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734284)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria

Sounds like my life. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732890)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

She told me to leave after I fucked her for like 2 minutes but refused to eat her out lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732897)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria

Cr. I ate a fat girl out while drunk a few weeks ago and I felt terrible for a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732908)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:25 AM
Author: vigorous jade stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732933)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732936)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: Exhilarant red coffee pot bbw

i refuse to eat out anyone unless it's a hot as fuck Japanese girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732943)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria

This is credited besides the Japanese part. I was beyond black out drunk and wanted to kill myself the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732946)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Exhilarant red coffee pot bbw

Japanese women shower like 3 times a day, and are super clean and almost odorless.

they are the only credited women to go down on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733025)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 3:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac den

Like you've ever gotten a girls pants off chink, LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733052)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: Abusive trust fund

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734087)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: marvelous public bath trump supporter

wait what? how the fuck did this go? details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732918)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: multi-colored iridescent jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732919)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

i arrived at her apartment, went to her bed, and talked to her for about 2 minutes before we started making out. we made out for about a minute, and then I fingered her and sucked on her titties for about 5 minutes. then I roll over, she jacks me off for about 30 seconds, then blows me for a few minutes. at that point she tried to roll on top of me and start fuckign me and I said "hold on, let me get a condom." I wrap up, start fucking her, but apparently she's having a tough time taking it, so she asks me to eat her out. I tell her im not going to do that, and she responds disappointedly that she wouldn't have invited me over if she knew I wasn't going to go down on her. I was just like well... after about 20 seconds of laying there in silence I told her I had to go at some point because I have work in the morning. she said yea it's probably a good idea that you go now. and now im here posting about it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732945)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria

Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732952)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

Pathetic right? she wasn't even hot. I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago. this is the first time I legit miss her and wish I still had her around. fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732956)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria

I'm assuming you've jerked off by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732958)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

no I surprisingly don't have blueballs either. I jerked off yesterday. and ive had a rough work week--getting about 4/5 hours of sleep per night--so my dick isn't working like it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732961)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria

Jeez. All sounds like absolute hell bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732962)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

fuck :((

really need to get my shit together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732964)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria

No worries me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732968)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet box office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733553)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: adventurous school cafeteria

Did you nut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732934)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

I did not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732949)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: Exhilarant red coffee pot bbw

size of pecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732940)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

bigger than average.. a girthy 6.5er

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732948)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: rough-skinned house legend

you win some, you lose some. soldier on, my nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733019)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733020)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Bull Headed House-broken Personal Credit Line Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734109)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: Crawly parlour

I"ve had a number of experiences like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732994)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:44 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

never again man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732998)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:46 AM
Author: Crawly parlour

I'm hooking up with an older chick right now, and despite the somewhat lesser desire re: looks, its a pretty 180 experience. She loves to fuck, is very enthusiastic but simultaneously pragmatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733002)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

good for you. the only relationship ive ever had with an older girl was exactly like that. it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733003)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Crawly parlour

thanks bro. Sorry to hear about your breakup. Was it mutual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733009)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

no she dumped me for being a shitty boyfriend. at the end of the day im glad its over because there was a lot i didn't like about her. i just need to find another hot girl to completely get over her. running through a bunch of sewer skunks is just making me depressed and lonely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733015)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: marvelous public bath trump supporter

describe her pragmatic approach to fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733013)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:58 AM
Author: Crawly parlour

Well she will ask me to fuck her if she wants it, and she likes to talk about it as an important resource for her well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733028)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 3:37 AM
Author: Very Tactful Heady Laser Beams

Can you expand more about her asking you to eat her out and you rejecting her? I'd like a fun descriptive paragraph on that exchange including the exact dialogue, tone, facial expressions and reactions, how you were physically positioned, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733068)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

sure. it was fucking weird. as i was fucking her, she continued to position herself in a way that i couldn't get all the way inside of her. we were in missionary position and she was sort of flexing her legs to the point where i couldn't thrust far enough to get my whole penis inside of her. i kept trying to rectify this situation by fucking her with just the tip for a few strokes and then going all the way in unexpectedly, but she would sort of hold me out again. the last time this happened, she said "relax honey were in no rush," pointed down to her twat, and said "why don't you go down there to help me out." i laughed and said i'm not going to do that. she retorted by smiling and saying "aw I bet you'd be good at it." i laughed again and said no i barely know you, and at this point rolled over onto my back next to her. This is when she began to show her disappointment and explained that she wouldn't have invited me over had she known i wasn't going to go down on her. then we're silent for about 30 seconds until we both agree that i should just leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733439)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Startled passionate indirect expression

is this another throat cancer flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733468)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

lol no dude I like eating chicks out and support doing it but I will not do it with a rando

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733472)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle garnet box office

you would have if she had been the 7+ you expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733560)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

Maybe. I'd be tempted but still hesitant given that she was a complete stranger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733572)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Duck-like Market Ladyboy

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733500)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: 180 Home Circlehead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736617)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: French vibrant old irish cottage range

Did you write a review about her on her bumble? They added a new feature where you can post comments and reviews. Let us other bumblers know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733504)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: Duck-like Market Ladyboy

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733517)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: French vibrant old irish cottage range

why did you give a girl a bad date? I have a 4.7 star rating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733522)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Duck-like Market Ladyboy

I've pumped and dumped every girl I've met off bumble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733526)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: French vibrant old irish cottage range

well you may still have a good review. I am just afraid the reviews will synch with google. I don't need my name showing up with hookups I had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733534)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Racy poppy goal in life menage

Bumble is required to record your dating stats and report to Obama administration so that they can determine whether you're exhibiting any sexual discriminatory practices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733671)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Stimulating Confused Temple

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733710)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

I can post this evening if you guys insist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733880)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: frum toilet seat

we insist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733899)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

Alright brother I'll post some around 5pm today

Is there a way to post pics of people so that doobs and his ilk can't find out who they are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733919)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: French vibrant old irish cottage range

imgur? also do just put little X X over her eyes so you cannot see them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733948)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

That's what I planned on doing. Will the be sufficient ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733961)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: French vibrant old irish cottage range

I hope so. ive been doing this for months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733969)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28735149)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: transparent set

lol good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733751)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Arousing Gay Affirmative Action Theater

Good thread.

Sounded promising but guess it was too good to be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733943)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

Yea I'm not sure what I was thinking looking back on it. I've deleted tinder and bumble and will be doing organic gf or bust from here on out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733994)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Effete Diverse Water Buffalo Windowlicker

I feel sorry for a guy who just wanted to snuggle, got that message, and felt pressured into sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733950)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: mischievous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734071)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: frum toilet seat

Pic updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736349)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: Umber State Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736504)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

one second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736765)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

PiC UPDATE:

[redacted]

Maybe she's only about a 6 or so in her pictures, rather than the 7 I claimed above. That's beside the point. She was A LOT uglier in person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736785)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: puce immigrant

I wouldn't be too ashamed, that said she looks like she has the kind of body chemistry that would make for a foul tasting stink-rod rinse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736955)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:03 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

You'd be ashamed of you saw her in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736967)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: frum toilet seat

I'll take your word for it. Though I think I might have lower standards. The pics are not bad....but you already acknowledged that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736979)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling heaven ape

Your standards seem pretty high for a bootycall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736985)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: frum toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736991)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

No dude. Those pics must be from years ago or highly edited. She was pale and fat, whereas in those pics she looks tan and reasonably thin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736992)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling heaven ape

Fine, but no reason to beat yourself up over the pics.

I'm married now, but I swore off online dating back in 2007 after I hauled my ass to Oakland from SV in rush hour (~1:45) to meet an absolute fucking cow. The pics were either >5 years old or a cuter younger sister's. At least you got to suck on tits and didn't have to pay; I ended up buying this woman french fries that she kept insisting that I dip into mayo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737036)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

Lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737073)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: Duck-like Market Ladyboy

Pro tip: if the chick invites you straight to her place without meeting in public, she's probably not going to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737006)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:13 PM
Author: mischievous wagecucks

Cr. which Is why I acknowledged somewhere above that I'm not sure what I was expecting looking back on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737013)