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Bumble girl is asking me to come over. I've never met her

Says she needs a "snuggle buddy" She's kyoot en...
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She's in a nice part of the city
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wtf
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Ubering there now. I will post about it tomorrow. Wish me lu...
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don't give it up too easily. these bumble girls only want on...
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I fucked her Won't ever do this shit again. Girls' picture...
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Flame needs to be developed over more time than 1 hour
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Stfu and learn how to flame better
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Sounds like my life. Well done.
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She told me to leave after I fucked her for like 2 minutes b...
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Like you've ever gotten a girls pants off chink, LOL
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wait what? how the fuck did this go? details.
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i arrived at her apartment, went to her bed, and talked to h...
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Pathetic right? she wasn't even hot. I broke up with my girl...
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I'm assuming you've jerked off by now?
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I'm hooking up with an older chick right now, and despite th...
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good for you. the only relationship ive ever had with an old...
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thanks bro. Sorry to hear about your breakup. Was it mutual...
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no she dumped me for being a shitty boyfriend. at the end of...
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is this another throat cancer flame thread
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That's what I planned on doing. Will the be sufficient ?
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I hope so. ive been doing this for months.
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

Says she needs a "snuggle buddy"

She's kyoot enough. Should I do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732684)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:38 PM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

Pics below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736826)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:56 PM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736937)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Vigorous Sex Offender Black Woman

No don't be ridiculous. Think of your virtue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732691)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: cream very tactful heaven karate

O TEMPORA O MORES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732703)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:19 AM
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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:25 AM
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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:25 AM
Author: coral disturbing center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733568)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Big tanning salon

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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: sienna slippery antidepressant drug

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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Fighting spot cuckold

ask her where she lives. watch out if she asks you to bring drugs or anything of value. could be a trap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732697)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

She's in a nice part of the city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732737)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Friendly Grandma

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732708)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

Ubering there now. I will post about it tomorrow. Wish me luck bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732735)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: titillating office mental disorder

don't give it up too easily. these bumble girls only want one thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732738)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732742)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: naked 180 space

pee in her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732743)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: coral disturbing center

seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733571)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:28 AM
Author: bull headed theater

(guy getting catfished by Darnell and Jamarcus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732747)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:58 AM
Author: Emerald address

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732832)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

I fucked her

Won't ever do this shit again. Girls' pictures on those apps are so deceiving it's not even funny. She looked like at least a 7 in her pics, was about a 5 in person. Feel gross and just want to get home and shower and reevaluate my life. I'll post pics when I get to a personal computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732866)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: aromatic goyim elastic band

Flame needs to be developed over more time than 1 hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732868)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

It's not flame faggot

What do you want to know. I'll be as detailed as you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732871)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: aromatic goyim elastic band

Stfu and learn how to flame better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732887)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

Fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732888)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: brass bearded deer antler



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: godawful mahogany philosopher-king casino

Sounds like my life. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732890)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

She told me to leave after I fucked her for like 2 minutes but refused to eat her out lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732897)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: godawful mahogany philosopher-king casino

Cr. I ate a fat girl out while drunk a few weeks ago and I felt terrible for a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732908)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:25 AM
Author: violent doctorate



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: godawful mahogany philosopher-king casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732936)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: Offensive codepig

i refuse to eat out anyone unless it's a hot as fuck Japanese girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732943)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: godawful mahogany philosopher-king casino

This is credited besides the Japanese part. I was beyond black out drunk and wanted to kill myself the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732946)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Offensive codepig

Japanese women shower like 3 times a day, and are super clean and almost odorless.

they are the only credited women to go down on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733025)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 3:19 AM
Author: Navy Flirting Rehab Pocket Flask

Like you've ever gotten a girls pants off chink, LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733052)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: slate ticket booth tank

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734087)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: diverse rigor

wait what? how the fuck did this go? details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732918)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: Sick light business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732919)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

i arrived at her apartment, went to her bed, and talked to her for about 2 minutes before we started making out. we made out for about a minute, and then I fingered her and sucked on her titties for about 5 minutes. then I roll over, she jacks me off for about 30 seconds, then blows me for a few minutes. at that point she tried to roll on top of me and start fuckign me and I said "hold on, let me get a condom." I wrap up, start fucking her, but apparently she's having a tough time taking it, so she asks me to eat her out. I tell her im not going to do that, and she responds disappointedly that she wouldn't have invited me over if she knew I wasn't going to go down on her. I was just like well... after about 20 seconds of laying there in silence I told her I had to go at some point because I have work in the morning. she said yea it's probably a good idea that you go now. and now im here posting about it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732945)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: godawful mahogany philosopher-king casino

Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732952)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

Pathetic right? she wasn't even hot. I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago. this is the first time I legit miss her and wish I still had her around. fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732956)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: godawful mahogany philosopher-king casino

I'm assuming you've jerked off by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732958)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

no I surprisingly don't have blueballs either. I jerked off yesterday. and ive had a rough work week--getting about 4/5 hours of sleep per night--so my dick isn't working like it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732961)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: godawful mahogany philosopher-king casino

Jeez. All sounds like absolute hell bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732962)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

fuck :((

really need to get my shit together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732964)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: godawful mahogany philosopher-king casino

No worries me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732968)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: Vibrant wine institution blood rage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733553)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: godawful mahogany philosopher-king casino

Did you nut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732934)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

I did not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732949)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: Offensive codepig

size of pecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732940)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

bigger than average.. a girthy 6.5er

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732948)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: Big tanning salon

you win some, you lose some. soldier on, my nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733019)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret



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Date: September 11th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: free-loading carmine faggotry indirect expression



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: Wild hyperventilating kitchen

I"ve had a number of experiences like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732994)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:44 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

never again man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732998)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:46 AM
Author: Wild hyperventilating kitchen

I'm hooking up with an older chick right now, and despite the somewhat lesser desire re: looks, its a pretty 180 experience. She loves to fuck, is very enthusiastic but simultaneously pragmatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733002)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

good for you. the only relationship ive ever had with an older girl was exactly like that. it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733003)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Wild hyperventilating kitchen

thanks bro. Sorry to hear about your breakup. Was it mutual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733009)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

no she dumped me for being a shitty boyfriend. at the end of the day im glad its over because there was a lot i didn't like about her. i just need to find another hot girl to completely get over her. running through a bunch of sewer skunks is just making me depressed and lonely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733015)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: diverse rigor

describe her pragmatic approach to fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733013)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:58 AM
Author: Wild hyperventilating kitchen

Well she will ask me to fuck her if she wants it, and she likes to talk about it as an important resource for her well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733028)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 3:37 AM
Author: Ruby filthpig

Can you expand more about her asking you to eat her out and you rejecting her? I'd like a fun descriptive paragraph on that exchange including the exact dialogue, tone, facial expressions and reactions, how you were physically positioned, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733068)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

sure. it was fucking weird. as i was fucking her, she continued to position herself in a way that i couldn't get all the way inside of her. we were in missionary position and she was sort of flexing her legs to the point where i couldn't thrust far enough to get my whole penis inside of her. i kept trying to rectify this situation by fucking her with just the tip for a few strokes and then going all the way in unexpectedly, but she would sort of hold me out again. the last time this happened, she said "relax honey were in no rush," pointed down to her twat, and said "why don't you go down there to help me out." i laughed and said i'm not going to do that. she retorted by smiling and saying "aw I bet you'd be good at it." i laughed again and said no i barely know you, and at this point rolled over onto my back next to her. This is when she began to show her disappointment and explained that she wouldn't have invited me over had she known i wasn't going to go down on her. then we're silent for about 30 seconds until we both agree that i should just leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733439)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: titillating office mental disorder

is this another throat cancer flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733468)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

lol no dude I like eating chicks out and support doing it but I will not do it with a rando

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733472)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Vibrant wine institution blood rage

you would have if she had been the 7+ you expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733560)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

Maybe. I'd be tempted but still hesitant given that she was a complete stranger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733572)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Emerald address

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733500)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: peach galvanic parlour fortuitous meteor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736617)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: bespoke really tough guy

Did you write a review about her on her bumble? They added a new feature where you can post comments and reviews. Let us other bumblers know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733504)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: Emerald address

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733517)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: bespoke really tough guy

why did you give a girl a bad date? I have a 4.7 star rating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733522)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Emerald address

I've pumped and dumped every girl I've met off bumble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733526)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: bespoke really tough guy

well you may still have a good review. I am just afraid the reviews will synch with google. I don't need my name showing up with hookups I had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733534)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: sienna slippery antidepressant drug

Bumble is required to record your dating stats and report to Obama administration so that they can determine whether you're exhibiting any sexual discriminatory practices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733671)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Frisky Field Kitty Cat

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733710)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

I can post this evening if you guys insist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733880)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: crystalline school private investor

we insist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733899)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

Alright brother I'll post some around 5pm today

Is there a way to post pics of people so that doobs and his ilk can't find out who they are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733919)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: bespoke really tough guy

imgur? also do just put little X X over her eyes so you cannot see them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733948)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

That's what I planned on doing. Will the be sufficient ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733961)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: bespoke really tough guy

I hope so. ive been doing this for months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733969)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28735149)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: Haunting public bath

lol good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733751)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Friendly Grandma

Good thread.

Sounded promising but guess it was too good to be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733943)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

Yea I'm not sure what I was thinking looking back on it. I've deleted tinder and bumble and will be doing organic gf or bust from here on out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733994)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Adulterous mustard international law enforcement agency pit

I feel sorry for a guy who just wanted to snuggle, got that message, and felt pressured into sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733950)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734071)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: crystalline school private investor

Pic updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736349)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: Glassy passionate gay wizard halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736504)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

one second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736765)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

PiC UPDATE:

[redacted]

Maybe she's only about a 6 or so in her pictures, rather than the 7 I claimed above. That's beside the point. She was A LOT uglier in person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736785)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: naked 180 space

I wouldn't be too ashamed, that said she looks like she has the kind of body chemistry that would make for a foul tasting stink-rod rinse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736955)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:03 PM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

You'd be ashamed of you saw her in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736967)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: crystalline school private investor

I'll take your word for it. Though I think I might have lower standards. The pics are not bad....but you already acknowledged that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736979)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: amber house

Your standards seem pretty high for a bootycall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736985)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: crystalline school private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736991)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

No dude. Those pics must be from years ago or highly edited. She was pale and fat, whereas in those pics she looks tan and reasonably thin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736992)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:20 PM
Author: amber house

Fine, but no reason to beat yourself up over the pics.

I'm married now, but I swore off online dating back in 2007 after I hauled my ass to Oakland from SV in rush hour (~1:45) to meet an absolute fucking cow. The pics were either >5 years old or a cuter younger sister's. At least you got to suck on tits and didn't have to pay; I ended up buying this woman french fries that she kept insisting that I dip into mayo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737036)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

Lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737073)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: Emerald address

Pro tip: if the chick invites you straight to her place without meeting in public, she's probably not going to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737006)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:13 PM
Author: Cowardly Unholy Regret

Cr. which Is why I acknowledged somewhere above that I'm not sure what I was expecting looking back on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737013)