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Bumble girl is asking me to come over. I've never met her

Says she needs a "snuggle buddy" She's kyoot en...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
Pics below
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Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
No don't be ridiculous. Think of your virtue
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O TEMPORA O MORES
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mmm, tempura
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ttiwwop
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TITMFCR.
rusted soggy senate pistol
  09/11/15
Pic?
bearded azure parlor
  09/11/15
ask her where she lives. watch out if she asks you to bring ...
Cheese-eating hateful theatre ceo
  09/11/15
She's in a nice part of the city
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
wtf
Lavender territorial telephone
  09/11/15
Ubering there now. I will post about it tomorrow. Wish me lu...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
don't give it up too easily. these bumble girls only want on...
mint immigrant
  09/11/15
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Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
pee in her asshole
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seems cr
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(guy getting catfished by Darnell and Jamarcus)
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rose vibrant faggotry
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RIP
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I fucked her Won't ever do this shit again. Girls' picture...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
Flame needs to be developed over more time than 1 hour
arousing honey-headed azn
  09/11/15
It's not flame faggot What do you want to know. I'll be as ...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
Stfu and learn how to flame better
arousing honey-headed azn
  09/11/15
Fuck off
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
...
violent yarmulke
  09/11/15
Sounds like my life. Well done.
Flushed Liquid Oxygen
  09/11/15
She told me to leave after I fucked her for like 2 minutes b...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
Cr. I ate a fat girl out while drunk a few weeks ago and I f...
Flushed Liquid Oxygen
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Flushed Liquid Oxygen
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i refuse to eat out anyone unless it's a hot as fuck Japanes...
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This is credited besides the Japanese part. I was beyond bla...
Flushed Liquid Oxygen
  09/11/15
Japanese women shower like 3 times a day, and are super clea...
odious jew whorehouse
  09/11/15
Like you've ever gotten a girls pants off chink, LOL
rebellious shrine boltzmann
  09/11/15
jfc
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wait what? how the fuck did this go? details.
Self-absorbed range
  09/11/15
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i arrived at her apartment, went to her bed, and talked to h...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
Lol.
Flushed Liquid Oxygen
  09/11/15
Pathetic right? she wasn't even hot. I broke up with my girl...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
I'm assuming you've jerked off by now?
Flushed Liquid Oxygen
  09/11/15
no I surprisingly don't have blueballs either. I jerked off ...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
Jeez. All sounds like absolute hell bro
Flushed Liquid Oxygen
  09/11/15
fuck :(( really need to get my shit together
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
No worries me too
Flushed Liquid Oxygen
  09/11/15
LOL
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Did you nut
Flushed Liquid Oxygen
  09/11/15
I did not
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
size of pecker?
odious jew whorehouse
  09/11/15
bigger than average.. a girthy 6.5er
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
you win some, you lose some. soldier on, my nigga
rusted soggy senate pistol
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...
Olive sound barrier
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...
rose vibrant faggotry
  09/11/15
I"ve had a number of experiences like this.
Glittery impressive state keepsake machete
  09/11/15
never again man
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
I'm hooking up with an older chick right now, and despite th...
Glittery impressive state keepsake machete
  09/11/15
good for you. the only relationship ive ever had with an old...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
thanks bro. Sorry to hear about your breakup. Was it mutual...
Glittery impressive state keepsake machete
  09/11/15
no she dumped me for being a shitty boyfriend. at the end of...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
describe her pragmatic approach to fucking
Self-absorbed range
  09/11/15
Well she will ask me to fuck her if she wants it, and she li...
Glittery impressive state keepsake machete
  09/11/15
Can you expand more about her asking you to eat her out and ...
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  09/11/15
sure. it was fucking weird. as i was fucking her, she contin...
Olive sound barrier
  09/11/15
is this another throat cancer flame thread
mint immigrant
  09/11/15
lol no dude I like eating chicks out and support doing it bu...
Olive sound barrier
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you would have if she had been the 7+ you expected
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Maybe. I'd be tempted but still hesitant given that she was ...
Olive sound barrier
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Brutal
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LOL
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Did you write a review about her on her bumble? They added a...
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Please be flame
Hilarious snowy volcanic crater
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why did you give a girl a bad date? I have a 4.7 star rating
180 fuchsia dilemma nibblets
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I've pumped and dumped every girl I've met off bumble
Hilarious snowy volcanic crater
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well you may still have a good review. I am just afraid the ...
180 fuchsia dilemma nibblets
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Bumble is required to record your dating stats and report to...
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Pics?
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I can post this evening if you guys insist
Olive sound barrier
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we insist
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Alright brother I'll post some around 5pm today Is there ...
Olive sound barrier
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imgur? also do just put little X X over her eyes so you cann...
180 fuchsia dilemma nibblets
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That's what I planned on doing. Will the be sufficient ?
Olive sound barrier
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I hope so. ive been doing this for months.
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Lavender territorial telephone
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Yea I'm not sure what I was thinking looking back on it. I'v...
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I feel sorry for a guy who just wanted to snuggle, got that ...
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You'd be ashamed of you saw her in person.
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I'll take your word for it. Though I think I might have lowe...
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Your standards seem pretty high for a bootycall.
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No dude. Those pics must be from years ago or highly edited....
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Fine, but no reason to beat yourself up over the pics. I'...
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Lol ty
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Pro tip: if the chick invites you straight to her place with...
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

Says she needs a "snuggle buddy"

She's kyoot enough. Should I do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732684)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:38 PM
Author: Olive sound barrier

Pics below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736826)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:56 PM
Author: Olive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736937)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: big wrinkle factory reset button

No don't be ridiculous. Think of your virtue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732691)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Pontificating Orange Field

O TEMPORA O MORES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732703)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Learning disabled startling casino boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732711)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:25 AM
Author: stirring gay coffee pot plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732932)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:25 AM
Author: brindle nursing home hominid

mmm, tempura

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733568)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Sickened Offensive Sneaky Criminal

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732694)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: rusted soggy senate pistol

TITMFCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732696)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: bearded azure parlor

Pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732695)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Cheese-eating hateful theatre ceo

ask her where she lives. watch out if she asks you to bring drugs or anything of value. could be a trap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732697)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

She's in a nice part of the city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732737)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Lavender territorial telephone

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732708)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

Ubering there now. I will post about it tomorrow. Wish me luck bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732735)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: mint immigrant

don't give it up too easily. these bumble girls only want one thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732738)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732742)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: amethyst contagious trailer park headpube

pee in her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732743)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: brindle nursing home hominid

seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733571)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:28 AM
Author: racy rigpig parlour

(guy getting catfished by Darnell and Jamarcus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732747)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: rose vibrant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734097)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:58 AM
Author: Hilarious snowy volcanic crater

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732832)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

I fucked her

Won't ever do this shit again. Girls' pictures on those apps are so deceiving it's not even funny. She looked like at least a 7 in her pics, was about a 5 in person. Feel gross and just want to get home and shower and reevaluate my life. I'll post pics when I get to a personal computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732866)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: arousing honey-headed azn

Flame needs to be developed over more time than 1 hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732868)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

It's not flame faggot

What do you want to know. I'll be as detailed as you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732871)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: arousing honey-headed azn

Stfu and learn how to flame better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732887)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

Fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732888)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: violent yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734284)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Flushed Liquid Oxygen

Sounds like my life. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732890)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

She told me to leave after I fucked her for like 2 minutes but refused to eat her out lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732897)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: Flushed Liquid Oxygen

Cr. I ate a fat girl out while drunk a few weeks ago and I felt terrible for a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732908)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:25 AM
Author: Fluffy crystalline base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732933)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: Flushed Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732936)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: odious jew whorehouse

i refuse to eat out anyone unless it's a hot as fuck Japanese girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732943)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Flushed Liquid Oxygen

This is credited besides the Japanese part. I was beyond black out drunk and wanted to kill myself the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732946)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: odious jew whorehouse

Japanese women shower like 3 times a day, and are super clean and almost odorless.

they are the only credited women to go down on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733025)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 3:19 AM
Author: rebellious shrine boltzmann

Like you've ever gotten a girls pants off chink, LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733052)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: Scarlet bisexual locale knife

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734087)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: Self-absorbed range

wait what? how the fuck did this go? details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732918)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: low-t stimulating meetinghouse mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732919)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

i arrived at her apartment, went to her bed, and talked to her for about 2 minutes before we started making out. we made out for about a minute, and then I fingered her and sucked on her titties for about 5 minutes. then I roll over, she jacks me off for about 30 seconds, then blows me for a few minutes. at that point she tried to roll on top of me and start fuckign me and I said "hold on, let me get a condom." I wrap up, start fucking her, but apparently she's having a tough time taking it, so she asks me to eat her out. I tell her im not going to do that, and she responds disappointedly that she wouldn't have invited me over if she knew I wasn't going to go down on her. I was just like well... after about 20 seconds of laying there in silence I told her I had to go at some point because I have work in the morning. she said yea it's probably a good idea that you go now. and now im here posting about it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732945)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: Flushed Liquid Oxygen

Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732952)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

Pathetic right? she wasn't even hot. I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago. this is the first time I legit miss her and wish I still had her around. fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732956)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Flushed Liquid Oxygen

I'm assuming you've jerked off by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732958)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

no I surprisingly don't have blueballs either. I jerked off yesterday. and ive had a rough work week--getting about 4/5 hours of sleep per night--so my dick isn't working like it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732961)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: Flushed Liquid Oxygen

Jeez. All sounds like absolute hell bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732962)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

fuck :((

really need to get my shit together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732964)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: Flushed Liquid Oxygen

No worries me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732968)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: submissive razzmatazz locus old irish cottage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733553)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: Flushed Liquid Oxygen

Did you nut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732934)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

I did not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732949)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: odious jew whorehouse

size of pecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732940)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

bigger than average.. a girthy 6.5er

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732948)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: rusted soggy senate pistol

you win some, you lose some. soldier on, my nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733019)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733020)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: rose vibrant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734109)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: Glittery impressive state keepsake machete

I"ve had a number of experiences like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732994)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:44 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

never again man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732998)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:46 AM
Author: Glittery impressive state keepsake machete

I'm hooking up with an older chick right now, and despite the somewhat lesser desire re: looks, its a pretty 180 experience. She loves to fuck, is very enthusiastic but simultaneously pragmatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733002)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

good for you. the only relationship ive ever had with an older girl was exactly like that. it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733003)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Glittery impressive state keepsake machete

thanks bro. Sorry to hear about your breakup. Was it mutual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733009)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

no she dumped me for being a shitty boyfriend. at the end of the day im glad its over because there was a lot i didn't like about her. i just need to find another hot girl to completely get over her. running through a bunch of sewer skunks is just making me depressed and lonely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733015)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: Self-absorbed range

describe her pragmatic approach to fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733013)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:58 AM
Author: Glittery impressive state keepsake machete

Well she will ask me to fuck her if she wants it, and she likes to talk about it as an important resource for her well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733028)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 3:37 AM
Author: hairraiser stage philosopher-king

Can you expand more about her asking you to eat her out and you rejecting her? I'd like a fun descriptive paragraph on that exchange including the exact dialogue, tone, facial expressions and reactions, how you were physically positioned, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733068)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

sure. it was fucking weird. as i was fucking her, she continued to position herself in a way that i couldn't get all the way inside of her. we were in missionary position and she was sort of flexing her legs to the point where i couldn't thrust far enough to get my whole penis inside of her. i kept trying to rectify this situation by fucking her with just the tip for a few strokes and then going all the way in unexpectedly, but she would sort of hold me out again. the last time this happened, she said "relax honey were in no rush," pointed down to her twat, and said "why don't you go down there to help me out." i laughed and said i'm not going to do that. she retorted by smiling and saying "aw I bet you'd be good at it." i laughed again and said no i barely know you, and at this point rolled over onto my back next to her. This is when she began to show her disappointment and explained that she wouldn't have invited me over had she known i wasn't going to go down on her. then we're silent for about 30 seconds until we both agree that i should just leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733439)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: mint immigrant

is this another throat cancer flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733468)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

lol no dude I like eating chicks out and support doing it but I will not do it with a rando

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733472)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: submissive razzmatazz locus old irish cottage

you would have if she had been the 7+ you expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733560)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

Maybe. I'd be tempted but still hesitant given that she was a complete stranger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733572)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: Hilarious snowy volcanic crater

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733500)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: Awkward passionate church doctorate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736617)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: 180 fuchsia dilemma nibblets

Did you write a review about her on her bumble? They added a new feature where you can post comments and reviews. Let us other bumblers know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733504)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: Hilarious snowy volcanic crater

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733517)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: 180 fuchsia dilemma nibblets

why did you give a girl a bad date? I have a 4.7 star rating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733522)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Hilarious snowy volcanic crater

I've pumped and dumped every girl I've met off bumble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733526)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: 180 fuchsia dilemma nibblets

well you may still have a good review. I am just afraid the reviews will synch with google. I don't need my name showing up with hookups I had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733534)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: bearded azure parlor

Bumble is required to record your dating stats and report to Obama administration so that they can determine whether you're exhibiting any sexual discriminatory practices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733671)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: curious forum

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733710)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

I can post this evening if you guys insist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733880)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Yellow bawdyhouse

we insist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733899)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

Alright brother I'll post some around 5pm today

Is there a way to post pics of people so that doobs and his ilk can't find out who they are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733919)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: 180 fuchsia dilemma nibblets

imgur? also do just put little X X over her eyes so you cannot see them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733948)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

That's what I planned on doing. Will the be sufficient ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733961)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: 180 fuchsia dilemma nibblets

I hope so. ive been doing this for months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733969)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Olive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28735149)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: transparent menage halford

lol good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733751)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Lavender territorial telephone

Good thread.

Sounded promising but guess it was too good to be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733943)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier

Yea I'm not sure what I was thinking looking back on it. I've deleted tinder and bumble and will be doing organic gf or bust from here on out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733994)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: erotic metal toilet seat

I feel sorry for a guy who just wanted to snuggle, got that message, and felt pressured into sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733950)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: Olive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734071)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: Yellow bawdyhouse

Pic updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736349)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: histrionic naked laser beams death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736504)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Olive sound barrier

one second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736765)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Olive sound barrier

PiC UPDATE:

[redacted]

Maybe she's only about a 6 or so in her pictures, rather than the 7 I claimed above. That's beside the point. She was A LOT uglier in person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736785)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: amethyst contagious trailer park headpube

I wouldn't be too ashamed, that said she looks like she has the kind of body chemistry that would make for a foul tasting stink-rod rinse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736955)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:03 PM
Author: Olive sound barrier

You'd be ashamed of you saw her in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736967)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: Yellow bawdyhouse

I'll take your word for it. Though I think I might have lower standards. The pics are not bad....but you already acknowledged that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736979)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: Hideous razzle-dazzle gas station

Your standards seem pretty high for a bootycall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736985)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: Yellow bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736991)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: Olive sound barrier

No dude. Those pics must be from years ago or highly edited. She was pale and fat, whereas in those pics she looks tan and reasonably thin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736992)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:20 PM
Author: Hideous razzle-dazzle gas station

Fine, but no reason to beat yourself up over the pics.

I'm married now, but I swore off online dating back in 2007 after I hauled my ass to Oakland from SV in rush hour (~1:45) to meet an absolute fucking cow. The pics were either >5 years old or a cuter younger sister's. At least you got to suck on tits and didn't have to pay; I ended up buying this woman french fries that she kept insisting that I dip into mayo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737036)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: Olive sound barrier

Lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737073)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: Hilarious snowy volcanic crater

Pro tip: if the chick invites you straight to her place without meeting in public, she's probably not going to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737006)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:13 PM
Author: Olive sound barrier

Cr. which Is why I acknowledged somewhere above that I'm not sure what I was expecting looking back on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737013)