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Bumble girl is asking me to come over. I've never met her

Says she needs a "snuggle buddy" She's kyoot en...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
Pics below
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
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maize big plaza
  09/11/15
No don't be ridiculous. Think of your virtue
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O TEMPORA O MORES
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mmm, tempura
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TITMFCR.
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Pic?
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  09/11/15
ask her where she lives. watch out if she asks you to bring ...
Useless Ocher Abode
  09/11/15
She's in a nice part of the city
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
wtf
lascivious house
  09/11/15
Ubering there now. I will post about it tomorrow. Wish me lu...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
don't give it up too easily. these bumble girls only want on...
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pee in her asshole
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seems cr
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RIP
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  09/11/15
I fucked her Won't ever do this shit again. Girls' picture...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
Flame needs to be developed over more time than 1 hour
Coiffed meetinghouse black woman
  09/11/15
It's not flame faggot What do you want to know. I'll be as ...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
Stfu and learn how to flame better
Coiffed meetinghouse black woman
  09/11/15
Fuck off
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
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Curious trailer park ceo
  09/11/15
Sounds like my life. Well done.
aromatic piazza dragon
  09/11/15
She told me to leave after I fucked her for like 2 minutes b...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
Cr. I ate a fat girl out while drunk a few weeks ago and I f...
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aromatic piazza dragon
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i refuse to eat out anyone unless it's a hot as fuck Japanes...
excitant field
  09/11/15
This is credited besides the Japanese part. I was beyond bla...
aromatic piazza dragon
  09/11/15
Japanese women shower like 3 times a day, and are super clea...
excitant field
  09/11/15
Like you've ever gotten a girls pants off chink, LOL
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  09/11/15
jfc
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  09/11/15
wait what? how the fuck did this go? details.
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...
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i arrived at her apartment, went to her bed, and talked to h...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
Lol.
aromatic piazza dragon
  09/11/15
Pathetic right? she wasn't even hot. I broke up with my girl...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
I'm assuming you've jerked off by now?
aromatic piazza dragon
  09/11/15
no I surprisingly don't have blueballs either. I jerked off ...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
Jeez. All sounds like absolute hell bro
aromatic piazza dragon
  09/11/15
fuck :(( really need to get my shit together
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
No worries me too
aromatic piazza dragon
  09/11/15
LOL
Sapphire Pit
  09/11/15
Did you nut
aromatic piazza dragon
  09/11/15
I did not
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
size of pecker?
excitant field
  09/11/15
bigger than average.. a girthy 6.5er
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
you win some, you lose some. soldier on, my nigga
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...
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out-of-control razzle-dazzle faggotry
  09/11/15
I"ve had a number of experiences like this.
Twisted church building crotch
  09/11/15
never again man
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
I'm hooking up with an older chick right now, and despite th...
Twisted church building crotch
  09/11/15
good for you. the only relationship ive ever had with an old...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
thanks bro. Sorry to hear about your breakup. Was it mutual...
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  09/11/15
no she dumped me for being a shitty boyfriend. at the end of...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
describe her pragmatic approach to fucking
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  09/11/15
Well she will ask me to fuck her if she wants it, and she li...
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  09/11/15
Can you expand more about her asking you to eat her out and ...
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sure. it was fucking weird. as i was fucking her, she contin...
maize big plaza
  09/11/15
is this another throat cancer flame thread
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  09/11/15
lol no dude I like eating chicks out and support doing it bu...
maize big plaza
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you would have if she had been the 7+ you expected
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Maybe. I'd be tempted but still hesitant given that she was ...
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Brutal
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LOL
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Did you write a review about her on her bumble? They added a...
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Please be flame
primrose ungodly state
  09/11/15
why did you give a girl a bad date? I have a 4.7 star rating
Rusted native tattoo
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I've pumped and dumped every girl I've met off bumble
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well you may still have a good review. I am just afraid the ...
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Bumble is required to record your dating stats and report to...
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Pics?
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I can post this evening if you guys insist
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we insist
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Alright brother I'll post some around 5pm today Is there ...
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imgur? also do just put little X X over her eyes so you cann...
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That's what I planned on doing. Will the be sufficient ?
maize big plaza
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I hope so. ive been doing this for months.
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Yea I'm not sure what I was thinking looking back on it. I'v...
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I feel sorry for a guy who just wanted to snuggle, got that ...
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I wouldn't be too ashamed, that said she looks like she has ...
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You'd be ashamed of you saw her in person.
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Your standards seem pretty high for a bootycall.
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: maize big plaza

Says she needs a "snuggle buddy"

She's kyoot enough. Should I do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732684)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:38 PM
Author: maize big plaza

Pics below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736826)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:56 PM
Author: maize big plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736937)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: onyx stag film

No don't be ridiculous. Think of your virtue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732691)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Titillating canary corner

O TEMPORA O MORES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732703)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: passionate marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732711)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:25 AM
Author: Dark Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732932)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser gay site cuckold

mmm, tempura

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733568)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: purple adulterous business firm

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732694)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: impressive beta lodge dog poop

TITMFCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732696)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Stimulating Locus Corn Cake

Pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732695)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Useless Ocher Abode

ask her where she lives. watch out if she asks you to bring drugs or anything of value. could be a trap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732697)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: maize big plaza

She's in a nice part of the city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732737)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: lascivious house

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732708)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: maize big plaza

Ubering there now. I will post about it tomorrow. Wish me luck bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732735)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Pearl Base Persian

don't give it up too easily. these bumble girls only want one thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732738)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: maize big plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732742)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:27 AM
Author: hot dysfunction

pee in her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732743)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser gay site cuckold

seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733571)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:28 AM
Author: Geriatric chartreuse center halford

(guy getting catfished by Darnell and Jamarcus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732747)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: out-of-control razzle-dazzle faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734097)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:58 AM
Author: primrose ungodly state

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732832)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: maize big plaza

I fucked her

Won't ever do this shit again. Girls' pictures on those apps are so deceiving it's not even funny. She looked like at least a 7 in her pics, was about a 5 in person. Feel gross and just want to get home and shower and reevaluate my life. I'll post pics when I get to a personal computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732866)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: Coiffed meetinghouse black woman

Flame needs to be developed over more time than 1 hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732868)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:08 AM
Author: maize big plaza

It's not flame faggot

What do you want to know. I'll be as detailed as you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732871)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: Coiffed meetinghouse black woman

Stfu and learn how to flame better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732887)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: maize big plaza

Fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732888)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Curious trailer park ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734284)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: aromatic piazza dragon

Sounds like my life. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732890)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: maize big plaza

She told me to leave after I fucked her for like 2 minutes but refused to eat her out lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732897)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:20 AM
Author: aromatic piazza dragon

Cr. I ate a fat girl out while drunk a few weeks ago and I felt terrible for a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732908)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:25 AM
Author: federal awkward degenerate indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732933)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: aromatic piazza dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732936)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: excitant field

i refuse to eat out anyone unless it's a hot as fuck Japanese girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732943)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: aromatic piazza dragon

This is credited besides the Japanese part. I was beyond black out drunk and wanted to kill myself the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732946)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: excitant field

Japanese women shower like 3 times a day, and are super clean and almost odorless.

they are the only credited women to go down on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733025)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 3:19 AM
Author: demanding gaming laptop

Like you've ever gotten a girls pants off chink, LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733052)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: Pontificating haunting parlour selfie

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734087)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: provocative station elastic band

wait what? how the fuck did this go? details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732918)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: naked home chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732919)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: maize big plaza

i arrived at her apartment, went to her bed, and talked to her for about 2 minutes before we started making out. we made out for about a minute, and then I fingered her and sucked on her titties for about 5 minutes. then I roll over, she jacks me off for about 30 seconds, then blows me for a few minutes. at that point she tried to roll on top of me and start fuckign me and I said "hold on, let me get a condom." I wrap up, start fucking her, but apparently she's having a tough time taking it, so she asks me to eat her out. I tell her im not going to do that, and she responds disappointedly that she wouldn't have invited me over if she knew I wasn't going to go down on her. I was just like well... after about 20 seconds of laying there in silence I told her I had to go at some point because I have work in the morning. she said yea it's probably a good idea that you go now. and now im here posting about it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732945)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:30 AM
Author: aromatic piazza dragon

Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732952)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:31 AM
Author: maize big plaza

Pathetic right? she wasn't even hot. I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago. this is the first time I legit miss her and wish I still had her around. fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732956)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: aromatic piazza dragon

I'm assuming you've jerked off by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732958)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: maize big plaza

no I surprisingly don't have blueballs either. I jerked off yesterday. and ive had a rough work week--getting about 4/5 hours of sleep per night--so my dick isn't working like it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732961)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: aromatic piazza dragon

Jeez. All sounds like absolute hell bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732962)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: maize big plaza

fuck :((

really need to get my shit together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732964)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:35 AM
Author: aromatic piazza dragon

No worries me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732968)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: Sapphire Pit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733553)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: aromatic piazza dragon

Did you nut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732934)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: maize big plaza

I did not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732949)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: excitant field

size of pecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732940)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: maize big plaza

bigger than average.. a girthy 6.5er

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732948)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: impressive beta lodge dog poop

you win some, you lose some. soldier on, my nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733019)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: maize big plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733020)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: out-of-control razzle-dazzle faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734109)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:43 AM
Author: Twisted church building crotch

I"ve had a number of experiences like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732994)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:44 AM
Author: maize big plaza

never again man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28732998)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:46 AM
Author: Twisted church building crotch

I'm hooking up with an older chick right now, and despite the somewhat lesser desire re: looks, its a pretty 180 experience. She loves to fuck, is very enthusiastic but simultaneously pragmatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733002)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: maize big plaza

good for you. the only relationship ive ever had with an older girl was exactly like that. it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733003)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: Twisted church building crotch

thanks bro. Sorry to hear about your breakup. Was it mutual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733009)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:52 AM
Author: maize big plaza

no she dumped me for being a shitty boyfriend. at the end of the day im glad its over because there was a lot i didn't like about her. i just need to find another hot girl to completely get over her. running through a bunch of sewer skunks is just making me depressed and lonely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733015)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:51 AM
Author: provocative station elastic band

describe her pragmatic approach to fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733013)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:58 AM
Author: Twisted church building crotch

Well she will ask me to fuck her if she wants it, and she likes to talk about it as an important resource for her well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733028)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 3:37 AM
Author: opaque aggressive casino queen of the night

Can you expand more about her asking you to eat her out and you rejecting her? I'd like a fun descriptive paragraph on that exchange including the exact dialogue, tone, facial expressions and reactions, how you were physically positioned, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733068)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: maize big plaza

sure. it was fucking weird. as i was fucking her, she continued to position herself in a way that i couldn't get all the way inside of her. we were in missionary position and she was sort of flexing her legs to the point where i couldn't thrust far enough to get my whole penis inside of her. i kept trying to rectify this situation by fucking her with just the tip for a few strokes and then going all the way in unexpectedly, but she would sort of hold me out again. the last time this happened, she said "relax honey were in no rush," pointed down to her twat, and said "why don't you go down there to help me out." i laughed and said i'm not going to do that. she retorted by smiling and saying "aw I bet you'd be good at it." i laughed again and said no i barely know you, and at this point rolled over onto my back next to her. This is when she began to show her disappointment and explained that she wouldn't have invited me over had she known i wasn't going to go down on her. then we're silent for about 30 seconds until we both agree that i should just leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733439)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Pearl Base Persian

is this another throat cancer flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733468)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: maize big plaza

lol no dude I like eating chicks out and support doing it but I will not do it with a rando

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733472)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Sapphire Pit

you would have if she had been the 7+ you expected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733560)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: maize big plaza

Maybe. I'd be tempted but still hesitant given that she was a complete stranger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733572)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:02 AM
Author: primrose ungodly state

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733500)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: Disturbing lay party of the first part

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736617)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Rusted native tattoo

Did you write a review about her on her bumble? They added a new feature where you can post comments and reviews. Let us other bumblers know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733504)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: primrose ungodly state

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733517)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Rusted native tattoo

why did you give a girl a bad date? I have a 4.7 star rating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733522)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: primrose ungodly state

I've pumped and dumped every girl I've met off bumble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733526)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: Rusted native tattoo

well you may still have a good review. I am just afraid the reviews will synch with google. I don't need my name showing up with hookups I had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733534)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:49 AM
Author: Stimulating Locus Corn Cake

Bumble is required to record your dating stats and report to Obama administration so that they can determine whether you're exhibiting any sexual discriminatory practices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733671)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: contagious voyeur nursing home

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733710)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: maize big plaza

I can post this evening if you guys insist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733880)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: magenta menage

we insist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733899)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: maize big plaza

Alright brother I'll post some around 5pm today

Is there a way to post pics of people so that doobs and his ilk can't find out who they are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733919)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Rusted native tattoo

imgur? also do just put little X X over her eyes so you cannot see them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733948)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: maize big plaza

That's what I planned on doing. Will the be sufficient ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733961)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Rusted native tattoo

I hope so. ive been doing this for months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733969)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: maize big plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28735149)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: Indecent Electric Theatre

lol good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733751)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: lascivious house

Good thread.

Sounded promising but guess it was too good to be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733943)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: maize big plaza

Yea I'm not sure what I was thinking looking back on it. I've deleted tinder and bumble and will be doing organic gf or bust from here on out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733994)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: sick theater stage

I feel sorry for a guy who just wanted to snuggle, got that message, and felt pressured into sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28733950)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: maize big plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28734071)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 5:25 PM
Author: magenta menage

Pic updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736349)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: concupiscible hall coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736504)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: maize big plaza

one second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736765)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: maize big plaza

PiC UPDATE:

[redacted]

Maybe she's only about a 6 or so in her pictures, rather than the 7 I claimed above. That's beside the point. She was A LOT uglier in person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736785)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: hot dysfunction

I wouldn't be too ashamed, that said she looks like she has the kind of body chemistry that would make for a foul tasting stink-rod rinse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736955)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:03 PM
Author: maize big plaza

You'd be ashamed of you saw her in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736967)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: magenta menage

I'll take your word for it. Though I think I might have lower standards. The pics are not bad....but you already acknowledged that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736979)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: spectacular greedy fortuitous meteor space

Your standards seem pretty high for a bootycall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736985)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: magenta menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736991)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: maize big plaza

No dude. Those pics must be from years ago or highly edited. She was pale and fat, whereas in those pics she looks tan and reasonably thin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28736992)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:20 PM
Author: spectacular greedy fortuitous meteor space

Fine, but no reason to beat yourself up over the pics.

I'm married now, but I swore off online dating back in 2007 after I hauled my ass to Oakland from SV in rush hour (~1:45) to meet an absolute fucking cow. The pics were either >5 years old or a cuter younger sister's. At least you got to suck on tits and didn't have to pay; I ended up buying this woman french fries that she kept insisting that I dip into mayo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737036)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: maize big plaza

Lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737073)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:11 PM
Author: primrose ungodly state

Pro tip: if the chick invites you straight to her place without meeting in public, she's probably not going to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737006)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 7:13 PM
Author: maize big plaza

Cr. which Is why I acknowledged somewhere above that I'm not sure what I was expecting looking back on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2986535&forum_id=2#28737013)