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memories of my LSAT prep class

It was the summer of 2006. I was just one school year away f...
Cerise native
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what do you do now?
Soul-stirring wagecucks
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Now? Now I poast on XO.
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Congrats:). Are you liking life as a lawyer?
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Do you still think that pot smoking philosophy hippie instru...
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tcq
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Hippie dood seems chill.
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MOAR details about the pot smoking philosophy hippie dood!
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his hair was unkempt and he always wore t-shirts
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and his name was tweest
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Former TM instructor here. You can assume that "most&qu...
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yeah that seemed a bit odd
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Former BP instructor here. Despite the fact that your shith...
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you could quit and become an LSAT instructor now
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you could quit and become an lsat instructor
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an actual 164 cold is impressive
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i got a cold 162. after 1 month of testmasters got a 177 on...
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thanks for the info which raises the questions why would a...
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No. At the time that this was taking place, I was in the mid...
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Why don't you leave biglaw? Can't you teach lsat? Azn?
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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: Cerise native

It was the summer of 2006. I was just one school year away from completing a bachelor's degree in Political Science. I had no work experience to speak of: I had spent every summer in college lazing around in my parents house, sleeping until 3 PM and posting on the internet all day.

Desiring not to spend my post-college life in the same way, I determined to take the LSAT and gain admission to one of the nation's top law schools. My first practice LSAT, which I had taken a year earlier, was a disappointing 164, which had caused me to enroll in a Princeton Review course on my college campus as a junior. The Princeton Review course was not very good, and only increased my score by about 5 points.

My mother sought out the advice of a private law school admissions counselor, who told us that Princeton Review LSAT prep classes were not very good, and that we needed to go with PowerScore or TestMasters instead, as these were the two best companies. Well, "there are some better ones, but they're only out on the east coast. Those two are the best around here."

Summer of 2006 was when I would take a TestMasters class, learning the methods of the man who set the world record for most 180's on the LSAT. The course was not offered in my home town, so my mother had to drive me 40 minutes each way to a wealthy suburb where the class was held. It was something she was willing to do twice a week: after all, she had moved to this country so I could get a quality education and become a member of the elite, and TestMasters was going to help me get there.

My instructor was a pot-smoking hippie who had graduated with a degree in Philosophy from a small, liberal arts college. As far as I could tell, teaching the LSAT was his only job. He had gotten a 178 on the test. It was bizarre to me that he would work as an LSAT instructor. With that kind of score, I figured, he could have easily gotten into Harvard. He could now be a corporate lawyer making $200,000, and yet here he is teaching LSAT classes for far less? I prayed for his soul.

My TestMasters instructor told me that I needed to chart out all of the arguments and games on the LSAT, reduce them to if/then statements and then coldly apply the rules of logic. "Every single one?", I said. "Surely, that is impossible".

"It is the only way," he replied.

At first, it took me forever to do it, and I ran out of time. But as I practiced more and more (on real LSATs, not on the fake ones Princeton Review gives you), I got fast at it. Some of what I was doing seemed counterintuitive - for example the fact that I could not assume that "most" meant over 50% - but it mattered not that the responses this method gave me made sense, it mattered only that they were CREDITED.

School started again in the fall. I got a 178 on a practice test. I was ready.

It was a cold, rainy October day when I finally took the real LSAT. My mother waited in the parking lot for me to finish, all 5 hours, rain pouring on her windshield. I methodically bulldozed my way through the logical reasoning and games sections, reducing everything to a chart. I ran into some bumps on the reading comprehension - it was heavy with science. My instructor told us there was little use practicing for reading comprehension, it could not be gamed the way the other parts could.

For weeks thereafter, I had nightmares of waking up to a 169. But finally my score came. I got a 175. I called my mother, and we had a celebratory dinner at a Thai restaurant. Her son would be going to an elite law school.

"I have often doubted if moving to this country was the right thing to do," she told me. "Not anymore."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28754531)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring wagecucks

what do you do now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28754547)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Cerise native

Now? Now I poast on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28754549)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: Heady pea-brained cuckoldry



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring wagecucks



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Date: September 14th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible multi-billionaire



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Date: September 14th, 2015 8:20 PM
Author: Wonderful Gas Station



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Date: September 14th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Bronze confused gaping love of her life



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Blue Site Ladyboy



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:11 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:25 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: charismatic hissy fit



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Date: April 14th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: house-broken pervert famous landscape painting



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: house-broken pervert famous landscape painting



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: transparent hairraiser skinny woman international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: 180 lettuce



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Abusive Idiot

Congrats:). Are you liking life as a lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28754551)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Abusive Idiot

Do you still think that pot smoking philosophy hippie instructor made a terrible life choice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28754555)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Flirting free-loading kitty

tcq

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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: Arousing scourge upon the earth

BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant Abusive Idiot



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: September 14th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Smoky shivering school

Hippie dood seems chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28755506)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: Appetizing ticket booth roast beef

MOAR details about the pot smoking philosophy hippie dood!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28755556)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 9:16 PM
Author: Cerise native

his hair was unkempt and he always wore t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28756105)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: passionate forum turdskin

and his name was tweest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28756267)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: September 15th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: September 15th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: September 15th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mother codepig

reminds me of this depo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pocKf4-pfhM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28763676)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Cerise native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829027)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: sooty goal in life

lol

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Date: September 24th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Fragrant honey-headed locale feces

Former TM instructor here. You can assume that "most" means over 50%, faggot. You're thinking of "many."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829077)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat mood

yeah that seemed a bit odd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829081)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: coiffed point

Former BP instructor here. Despite the fact that your shithead megalomaniac boss would have his office staff call me from time to time to tell me what crooks my bosses were - as if that wasn't the pot calling the kettle black - TITCLA, and your characterization of OP as a faggot is TCCOOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829598)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: emerald double fault

tbf the blueprint people were/are crooks and thieves. I care nothing about either but it's obvious they are scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30286800)



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Date: October 18th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Titillating church

oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#31668122)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: claret greedy genital piercing



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Date: September 24th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: shimmering sweet tailpipe

Twist: now we all beg to switch places with the chill LSAT instructor guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829619)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: October 14th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: glittery cream mad cow disease

you could quit and become an LSAT instructor now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28964711)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Cerise native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028640)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: glittery cream mad cow disease

you could quit and become an lsat instructor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028678)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: claret greedy genital piercing

an actual 164 cold is impressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028743)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: glittery cream mad cow disease

i got a cold 162. after 1 month of testmasters got a 177 on the next test and averaged 177 the rest of the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028766)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: claret greedy genital piercing

thanks for the info

which raises the questions

why would anyone believe a pumo?

why would anyone care about a pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028879)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Vermilion odious hell ceo

my last year in college, actually 1.5 yrs, i spent some time tutoring/teaching GMAT and LSAT classes for one of those companies that advertises gaudy instructor pay (not TM, lol).

i wasn't that popular of a teacher because my second or third order of explanation pretty much boiled down to "instead of picking an incorrect answer, like you just did, you should instead pick the correct--i.e., "credited"-- answer like i do."

sounds like you at least got what you paid for. i always liked to tell myself i did some favors to the students i had who clearly didn't get it by not forcibly dragging them to the maximum score their intellect would allow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29029576)



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Date: January 15th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Hall

I opened this thread hoping you had met a woman or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30071886)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Cerise native

No. At the time that this was taking place, I was in the middle of a massive, two-year crush on this one girl from my college. I never gathered the courage to ask her out, and to this day I have no idea if she liked me or was just being friendly, but my unrequited love for her was all-consuming and caused me to dismiss all other women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30071891)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: territorial mewling field boistinker

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30071935)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30071937)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:41 PM
Author: Aromatic burgundy sneaky criminal

Why don't you leave biglaw? Can't you teach lsat? Azn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30286898)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Aromatic burgundy sneaky criminal



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Date: October 18th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: October 18th, 2016 7:42 AM
Author: irate voyeur dog poop

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#31668125)



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Date: April 14th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: April 14th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Bearded costumed associate



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Date: February 7th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: Aromatic burgundy sneaky criminal



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Date: April 11th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: July 28th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Cerise native



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Date: July 28th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Aromatic burgundy sneaky criminal

what do you do now?

what was the name of your lsat instructor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#36513234)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: Cerise native



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