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memories of my LSAT prep class

It was the summer of 2006. I was just one school year away f...
Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig
  09/14/15
what do you do now?
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  09/14/15
Now? Now I poast on XO.
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Congrats:). Are you liking life as a lawyer?
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Do you still think that pot smoking philosophy hippie instru...
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tcq
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Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig
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Hippie dood seems chill.
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MOAR details about the pot smoking philosophy hippie dood!
comical low-t incel philosopher-king
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his hair was unkempt and he always wore t-shirts
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and his name was tweest
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lol
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Former TM instructor here. You can assume that "most&qu...
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yeah that seemed a bit odd
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Former BP instructor here. Despite the fact that your shith...
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you could quit and become an LSAT instructor now
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you could quit and become an lsat instructor
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an actual 164 cold is impressive
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i got a cold 162. after 1 month of testmasters got a 177 on...
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thanks for the info which raises the questions why would a...
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I opened this thread hoping you had met a woman or something
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No. At the time that this was taking place, I was in the mid...
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LJL
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Why don't you leave biglaw? Can't you teach lsat? Azn?
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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig

It was the summer of 2006. I was just one school year away from completing a bachelor's degree in Political Science. I had no work experience to speak of: I had spent every summer in college lazing around in my parents house, sleeping until 3 PM and posting on the internet all day.

Desiring not to spend my post-college life in the same way, I determined to take the LSAT and gain admission to one of the nation's top law schools. My first practice LSAT, which I had taken a year earlier, was a disappointing 164, which had caused me to enroll in a Princeton Review course on my college campus as a junior. The Princeton Review course was not very good, and only increased my score by about 5 points.

My mother sought out the advice of a private law school admissions counselor, who told us that Princeton Review LSAT prep classes were not very good, and that we needed to go with PowerScore or TestMasters instead, as these were the two best companies. Well, "there are some better ones, but they're only out on the east coast. Those two are the best around here."

Summer of 2006 was when I would take a TestMasters class, learning the methods of the man who set the world record for most 180's on the LSAT. The course was not offered in my home town, so my mother had to drive me 40 minutes each way to a wealthy suburb where the class was held. It was something she was willing to do twice a week: after all, she had moved to this country so I could get a quality education and become a member of the elite, and TestMasters was going to help me get there.

My instructor was a pot-smoking hippie who had graduated with a degree in Philosophy from a small, liberal arts college. As far as I could tell, teaching the LSAT was his only job. He had gotten a 178 on the test. It was bizarre to me that he would work as an LSAT instructor. With that kind of score, I figured, he could have easily gotten into Harvard. He could now be a corporate lawyer making $200,000, and yet here he is teaching LSAT classes for far less? I prayed for his soul.

My TestMasters instructor told me that I needed to chart out all of the arguments and games on the LSAT, reduce them to if/then statements and then coldly apply the rules of logic. "Every single one?", I said. "Surely, that is impossible".

"It is the only way," he replied.

At first, it took me forever to do it, and I ran out of time. But as I practiced more and more (on real LSATs, not on the fake ones Princeton Review gives you), I got fast at it. Some of what I was doing seemed counterintuitive - for example the fact that I could not assume that "most" meant over 50% - but it mattered not that the responses this method gave me made sense, it mattered only that they were CREDITED.

School started again in the fall. I got a 178 on a practice test. I was ready.

It was a cold, rainy October day when I finally took the real LSAT. My mother waited in the parking lot for me to finish, all 5 hours, rain pouring on her windshield. I methodically bulldozed my way through the logical reasoning and games sections, reducing everything to a chart. I ran into some bumps on the reading comprehension - it was heavy with science. My instructor told us there was little use practicing for reading comprehension, it could not be gamed the way the other parts could.

For weeks thereafter, I had nightmares of waking up to a 169. But finally my score came. I got a 175. I called my mother, and we had a celebratory dinner at a Thai restaurant. Her son would be going to an elite law school.

"I have often doubted if moving to this country was the right thing to do," she told me. "Not anymore."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28754531)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Pearl trailer park

what do you do now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28754547)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig

Now? Now I poast on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28754549)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: aromatic stage place of business



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Pearl trailer park



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Date: September 14th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: mischievous temple windowlicker



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Date: September 14th, 2015 8:20 PM
Author: Massive seedy orchestra pit water buffalo



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Date: September 14th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: rambunctious bat shit crazy boiling water idea he suggested



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: carnelian up-to-no-good doctorate



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: sickened alcoholic associate



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: irradiated nudist friendly grandma



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: infuriating house-broken station



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Date: April 14th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: learning disabled legend market



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: learning disabled legend market



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Marvelous awkward theatre cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#35350370)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: gold institution



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: black odious garrison stock car

Congrats:). Are you liking life as a lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28754551)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: black odious garrison stock car

Do you still think that pot smoking philosophy hippie instructor made a terrible life choice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28754555)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: chartreuse spot

tcq

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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: exciting lilac church building

BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: black odious garrison stock car



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Date: September 14th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



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Date: September 14th, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: Silver Buck-toothed Cruise Ship

Hippie dood seems chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28755506)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 8:21 PM
Author: comical low-t incel philosopher-king

MOAR details about the pot smoking philosophy hippie dood!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28755556)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 9:16 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig

his hair was unkempt and he always wore t-shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28756105)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: jet disturbing space goyim

and his name was tweest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28756267)



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Date: September 14th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



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Date: September 15th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28762186)



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Date: September 15th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28763623)



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Date: September 15th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: bateful tripping jew

reminds me of this depo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pocKf4-pfhM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28763676)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829027)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: confused beady-eyed patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829049)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring saffron kitchen

Former TM instructor here. You can assume that "most" means over 50%, faggot. You're thinking of "many."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829077)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Brilliant curious area

yeah that seemed a bit odd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829081)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: Soggy mind-boggling mediation brunch

Former BP instructor here. Despite the fact that your shithead megalomaniac boss would have his office staff call me from time to time to tell me what crooks my bosses were - as if that wasn't the pot calling the kettle black - TITCLA, and your characterization of OP as a faggot is TCCOOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829598)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored Dragon Forum

tbf the blueprint people were/are crooks and thieves. I care nothing about either but it's obvious they are scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30286800)



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Date: October 18th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Offensive 180 Church Yarmulke

oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#31668122)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: big smoky generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028739)



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Date: September 24th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: mustard dead masturbator

Twist: now we all beg to switch places with the chill LSAT instructor guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28829619)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28964327)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Know-it-all fighting hominid

you could quit and become an LSAT instructor now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#28964711)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028640)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: Know-it-all fighting hominid

you could quit and become an lsat instructor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028678)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: big smoky generalized bond

an actual 164 cold is impressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028743)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all fighting hominid

i got a cold 162. after 1 month of testmasters got a 177 on the next test and averaged 177 the rest of the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028766)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: big smoky generalized bond

thanks for the info

which raises the questions

why would anyone believe a pumo?

why would anyone care about a pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29028879)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: bistre filthy halford

my last year in college, actually 1.5 yrs, i spent some time tutoring/teaching GMAT and LSAT classes for one of those companies that advertises gaudy instructor pay (not TM, lol).

i wasn't that popular of a teacher because my second or third order of explanation pretty much boiled down to "instead of picking an incorrect answer, like you just did, you should instead pick the correct--i.e., "credited"-- answer like i do."

sounds like you at least got what you paid for. i always liked to tell myself i did some favors to the students i had who clearly didn't get it by not forcibly dragging them to the maximum score their intellect would allow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29029576)



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Date: January 15th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#29604088)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30071873)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: titillating aqua new version

I opened this thread hoping you had met a woman or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30071886)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig

No. At the time that this was taking place, I was in the middle of a massive, two-year crush on this one girl from my college. I never gathered the courage to ask her out, and to this day I have no idea if she liked me or was just being friendly, but my unrequited love for her was all-consuming and caused me to dismiss all other women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30071891)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Cerise site

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30071935)



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Date: March 16th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: titillating aqua new version



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30286758)



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:41 PM
Author: Talented arrogant box office

Why don't you leave biglaw? Can't you teach lsat? Azn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#30286898)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Talented arrogant box office



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Date: October 18th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#31668099)



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Date: October 18th, 2016 7:42 AM
Author: spruce death wish

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#31668125)



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Date: April 14th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



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Date: April 14th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: insane lay



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Date: February 7th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



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Date: February 7th, 2018 7:33 PM
Author: Talented arrogant box office



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Date: April 11th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



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Date: July 28th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



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Date: July 28th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Talented arrogant box office

what do you do now?

what was the name of your lsat instructor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2989388&forum_id=2#36513234)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: Insecure liquid oxygen filthpig



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