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ITT: I tell you how to order at a steakhouse

PRE-DINNER: 1. Apertif at the bar such as a martini (very...
concupiscible school cafeteria
  11/10/15
You're not wrong; you're just an asshole.
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  11/10/15
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  11/10/15
It's a Big Lebowski quote.
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  11/10/15
am i done here?
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  11/10/15
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  11/10/15
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  11/10/15
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  09/30/19
too much food
180 multi-billionaire main people
  11/10/15
This is for a table of say 4. I'm not suggesting one person...
concupiscible school cafeteria
  11/10/15
I usually don't have room for starter, salad or much of the ...
180 multi-billionaire main people
  11/10/15
IMO the whole reason to go to a steakhouse is for the ambian...
concupiscible school cafeteria
  11/10/15
I'm all about DAT steak
180 multi-billionaire main people
  11/10/15
this. If you are full up by the time of dessert you can g...
Sepia odious principal's office indirect expression
  11/10/15
The idea is really to get one dessert and have 3-4 forkfuls....
concupiscible school cafeteria
  11/10/15
yeah. most of the time I have done this the ice cream optio...
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  11/10/15
(Not disco fries)
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  11/10/15
LOL AT A REAL MAN SHARING DESSERT OR SIDES, THA'S FUCKING SH...
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  11/10/15
Have you never been to a steakhouse? Deserts are gigantic. E...
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  11/10/15
KEEP TALKING SHIT TO BLOODACRE
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  03/10/17
Steak is morally wrong
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  11/10/15
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  11/10/15
Do you order the Caesar salad, or bring the ingredients in w...
Supple mewling doctorate plaza
  11/10/15
Just do shake 'n' steak bro.
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  11/10/15
1. Bring in messenger bag 2. Waiter
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  11/10/15
The bag fees are becoming unreasonable at most places these ...
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  11/10/15
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  11/10/15
Just give me a fucking steak and whatever is on tap.
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  11/10/15
i love me some beer, but NEVER at a steakhouse. ever.
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  11/10/15
Well, the difference between you and me is that I'm a man, a...
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  11/10/15
red wine with steak, cheese and chocolate. you belong in a ...
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  11/10/15
(Dude who belongs in a bathhouse)
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  11/10/15
i can do beer with almost anything, but not at a steakhouse....
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  11/10/15
gtfo of this thread you philipino philistine
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  11/10/15
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  11/11/15
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Too much food
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  12/29/16
what are good steakhouses in Chicago?
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  11/10/15
Never been to Chicago.
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  11/10/15
Gibson's, Morton's, mastro's, Chicago Cut, RPM.
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what's wrong with Morton's/Mastro's?
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You'll get a fine steak at either. Morton's is a chain, n...
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mortons > Ruths chris bro
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You are just saying that because you don't like all the blac...
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You realize del frisco is a chain, right?
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SIZZLERS!!
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  11/10/15
joe's stone crab and steakhouse is TCR
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Joes is easily my favorite.
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Joe's, Bavette's, Ditka, Chop House
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the goal is to go to a high-end steakhouse for dinner with a...
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uhhhh not credited at all. well done with ketchup or steak s...
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for digestif i usually prefer port wine, limoncello, or some...
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This is how I would order for two at a steakhouse. Hopefully...
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  11/10/15
Is the wedge salad a WASP thing? It just looks so gross.
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  11/10/15
i'm a caesarmo all the way
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  11/10/15
I prefer a more flavorful, rich tasting cheese. A nice baked...
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too rich. you are about to eat a steak that's like half fat,...
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  11/10/15
This is good but I like manhattans before steak.
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  11/10/15
this is pretty credited. sides you should get a green, a sta...
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  11/10/15
totally fair on the dessert, though i like the tartness of k...
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  11/10/15
I don't like desserts at all. I like rich meals and alcohol....
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  11/10/15
got full just from reading this now i feel sick
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To be fair this is how you should order at any restaurant
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  11/10/15
what if a girl is pregnant. she cant eat medium rare
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I don't like bone in. even good places fuck it up.
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  11/11/15
It should be dry as fuck but olives r 180
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see, before dinner i like the little bit of salt from the ol...
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  11/11/15
Why central coast as opposed to Napa/Sonoma?
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  11/11/15
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Are you guys just not going to places with good steakhouse b...
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  08/08/16
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  12/16/16
I came in here lookin to argue, but youre pretty much right.
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  12/16/16
What catsup do you recommend bros?
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i just went to a steakhouse and ordered just like you said a...
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&fo...
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  12/16/16
flame. nothing about a bloomin' onion.
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  12/16/16
imo usually not worth the dramatic price increase.
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  12/16/16
*get whatever type of wine you like. If you like white wine...
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fairly unremarkable OP
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get rare faggots
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What's your position on CHATEAUBRIAND, brother?
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

PRE-DINNER:

1. Apertif at the bar such as a martini (very slightly dirty), or champagne

DINNER:

1. Continue with your apertif from beforehand, or order a second.

2. Plate of raw oysters for the table, or, if feeling decadent, a chilled seafood tower

3. Order wine, red only.

4. Caesar Salad prepared tableside.

5. Order one of the following steaks medium rare: Porterhouse, Ribeye (bone-in preferred), New York Strip (bone-in preferred)

6. Order sides. They should include creamed spinach and a crispy potato dish at a minimum. Mushrooms can be a nice addition.

7. Order more wine BEFORE the steak comes.

8. Eat steak and sides. Take long enough that you order wine one final time.

AFTER-DINNER:

1. Espresso.

2. Dessert for the table, NOT individually. Something classic, such as key lime pie, pecan pie, cheesecake, or bread pudding.

3. 1-2 rounds of digestif.

Fin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152521)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Cowardly Dilemma Circlehead

You're not wrong; you're just an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152536)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152544)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Supple mewling doctorate plaza

It's a Big Lebowski quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152604)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

am i done here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152609)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: mahogany bespoke hall new version

(bitchy gay guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152584)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Cowardly Dilemma Circlehead

(quotemo stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152600)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: rough-skinned cumskin locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152630)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:26 PM
Author: bronze harsh lay

and gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38910613)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: 180 multi-billionaire main people

too much food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152542)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

This is for a table of say 4. I'm not suggesting one person orders 2-3 sides and then fucking dessert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152547)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: 180 multi-billionaire main people

I usually don't have room for starter, salad or much of the sides. DAT steak filling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152557)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

IMO the whole reason to go to a steakhouse is for the ambiance and the accoutrements. I can have steak 95% as good as steakhouse steak at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152591)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: 180 multi-billionaire main people

I'm all about DAT steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152595)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Sepia odious principal's office indirect expression

this.

If you are full up by the time of dessert you can get the ice cream option

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152722)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

The idea is really to get one dessert and have 3-4 forkfuls. You should be able to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152733)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Sepia odious principal's office indirect expression

yeah. most of the time I have done this the ice cream option is super tiny and it is unusual or uncommon flavor plus one little chocolate or raspberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152744)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Lascivious canary organic girlfriend

(Not disco fries)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152598)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: mustard chapel

LOL AT A REAL MAN SHARING DESSERT OR SIDES, THA'S FUCKING SHITLIB QUEERFAG COMMIE BULLSSHIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152983)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: startling water buffalo

Have you never been to a steakhouse? Deserts are gigantic. Eg a slice of cake will be one quarter slice of a four tier cake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153256)



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Date: March 10th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: offensive galvanic center

KEEP TALKING SHIT TO BLOODACRE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32797609)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: plum pistol

Steak is morally wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152550)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:36 PM
Author: misanthropic business firm becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153450)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Supple mewling doctorate plaza

Do you order the Caesar salad, or bring the ingredients in with you in a bag? Prepare it yourself, or ask the waiter to do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152558)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Cowardly Dilemma Circlehead

Just do shake 'n' steak bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152572)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

1. Bring in messenger bag

2. Waiter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152577)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Passionate flesh den yarmulke

The bag fees are becoming unreasonable at most places these days so you probably want to suck it up and eat their salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152585)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Cowardly Dilemma Circlehead

Could you not be such a Jew for five minutes? Could you try?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152597)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: pink abusive puppy



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: buck-toothed skinny woman

Just give me a fucking steak and whatever is on tap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152728)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

i love me some beer, but NEVER at a steakhouse. ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152738)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: buck-toothed skinny woman

Well, the difference between you and me is that I'm a man, and you are a homosexual. Do what works for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152745)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: silver exhilarant dopamine

red wine with steak, cheese and chocolate. you belong in a sports bar with well done burger if you order beer with beef.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152778)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Sepia odious principal's office indirect expression

BEE-R BEE-F

See what I did there. they go together bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152792)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:51 PM
Author: Geriatric dashing son of senegal

(Dude who belongs in a bathhouse)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152843)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

i can do beer with almost anything, but not at a steakhouse.

MAYBE could do a beer as a pre-dinner drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152902)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Stead

gtfo of this thread you philipino philistine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152910)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:30 AM
Author: gold naked private investor

Just bc you can order a steak at Applebee's doesn't make it a steakhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157573)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: Brilliant trip mood spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258187)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Sepia odious principal's office indirect expression

Too much food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32259549)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Dark Razzmatazz Death Wish Stage

what are good steakhouses in Chicago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152575)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

Never been to Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152594)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: Exciting pearl gas station

Gibson's, Morton's, mastro's, Chicago Cut, RPM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152623)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: smoky beady-eyed faggot firefighter nursing home

For a tourist, Gibson's is fine even though the food itself is overrated. Morton's and Mastro's, god no. Chicago Cut is good. I think the Del Frisco's space is cool if ur into the Viagra Triangle scene, although I hate to recommend a chain. I think Chicago Chop House is the coolest old school place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152685)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Exciting pearl gas station

what's wrong with Morton's/Mastro's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152748)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant saffron theater stage mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153036)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:27 PM
Author: smoky beady-eyed faggot firefighter nursing home

You'll get a fine steak at either.

Morton's is a chain, nothing wrong with it but no reason to go there vs other Chicago-only places. As far as chains go, I'd still pick Del Frisco's, Ruth's Chris, and Capital Grille over Morton's (either location).

Mastro's (also a chain albeit fewer locations) is too tryhard in my opinion and, like Del Frisco's, seems like someplace a rich immigrant would go because he's heard rich Americans go to BIG STEAKHOUSE and order BIG CAB and BIG STEAK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153082)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Stead

mortons > Ruths chris bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153089)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: smoky beady-eyed faggot firefighter nursing home

You are just saying that because you don't like all the black people in Ruth's Chris. Racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153102)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Boyish narrow-minded crackhouse goal in life

You realize del frisco is a chain, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153466)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: smoky beady-eyed faggot firefighter nursing home

I acknowledge that in literally the same sentence when I mention their cool space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153888)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Supple mewling doctorate plaza

Ditka's Oakbrook Terrace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152633)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Exciting pearl gas station

went there after swearing-in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152654)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Sepia odious principal's office indirect expression

SIZZLERS!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152727)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Stead

joe's stone crab and steakhouse is TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152904)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Arousing elastic band ape

Joes is easily my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155119)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:24 PM
Author: Vermilion Charismatic Area Psychic

Joe's, Bavette's, Ditka, Chop House

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153844)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Exciting pearl gas station

damn, Ironside's lifestyle tips include steakhouses too?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152606)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Supple mewling doctorate plaza

tits on a stick | hint of ass cheek | medium-rare porterhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152614)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Adventurous parlour

These are all highly credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134831)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

the goal is to go to a high-end steakhouse for dinner with a tits on a stick wearing a miniskirt showing a hint of asscheek as your dining companion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134852)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

Yep with a medium rare porterhouse labia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258279)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152616)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: poppy up-to-no-good queen of the night

uhhhh not credited at all. well done with ketchup or steak sauce is the credited order. if they offer it, and only the really nice places do, you should order your steak boiled instead of grilled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152679)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: Dark Razzmatazz Death Wish Stage

I hope this is some weird faggot twink SF flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152688)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: poppy up-to-no-good queen of the night

well done is not the right order for, say, an Outback. the meat gets too tough and dry. but the really nice places use expensive cuts of meat that remain tender and juicy, so if your steak is $40 or more, you should always order it well done, otherwise you're just wasting your money on fine cuts. that's why the price is so much, because only the highest quality meat can be cooked well done in proper fashion.

this weird trend of not using ketchup or steak sauce is very recent as well. why do you think it was invented? ketchup especially is the perfect compliment to really bring out the flavors in the steak. the idea that you shouldn't use ketchup or steak sauce is some weird remnant of the 90's when you had the simple, organic, local food trend out of SF (led by Alice Waters and Chez Panisse) displacing french novelle cuisine (Bocuse and his culinary heirs) and its technically complex dishes. ketchup and steak sauce were seen as needlessly complex sauces, and the simple food trend was encouraging people to dishes with as few ingredients as possible. while steakhouses remained traditional with their side dishes, serving au gratin and creamed spinach and the like, somehow people got it in their head that a steak should be eaten with only simply salt and pepper to season it.

boiling as opposed to grilling is difficult to do properly with steak, but is the proper way to prepare a good steak because it allows for more even cooking throughout the cut while keeping the moisture spread evenly throughout. on the grill, the edges of the meat get charred and burned, and the first 1/4" to 1/2" of the meat ends up overcooked to raise the center of the cut to proper temperature. the reason only the really nice places offer boiling is because it requires a ton of kitchen space because each steak needs its own pot, and the water must be changed between each steak before cooking. it's much more labor and equipment intensive than the traditional grill, but is absolutely a superior method.

you probably think Applebees makes a good steak, so this will all be lost on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152746)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Sepia odious principal's office indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153051)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: smoky beady-eyed faggot firefighter nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153093)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: carmine hideous kitchen foreskin

Excellent points. But how do you feel about a microwaved steak in comparison to a boiled steak?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153335)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: poppy up-to-no-good queen of the night

this is one of those techniques being employed by molecular gastronomy chefs. first started being done in Chicago, i think it was Homaro Cantu who tried it first (who else?) and then you also saw some microwaved steak dishes along with other microwaved beef cuts at some of the other places like Alinea. outside of that scene i haven't seen it much. i'm not much a fan of molecular gastronomy but i will say the one time i tried a microwaved steak dish i wished more traditional steakhouses would experiment with it. maybe it will grow in popularity the way boiling has. if you ever have the chance to try it, i definitely recommend it. even if you don't see it on the menu, don't be shy about asking your waiter if it's available as a preparation method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156274)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:25 AM
Author: snowy aphrodisiac sex offender people who are hurt

underrated

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157569)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 3:01 PM
Author: Vivacious House

lol but the boiling thing is actually true if you SOUS VIDE. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157709)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

Souls vide water bath for an hour and 20 at 129 degrees followed by a pan sear is all you need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258297)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Vivacious House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258557)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: Orange dingle berry sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35843753)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Impressive shivering wagecucks azn

Yeah but grappa is awful though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152734)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

for digestif i usually prefer port wine, limoncello, or something like amaretto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152743)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: sick heady piazza national security agency

Black buca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152785)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:35 PM
Author: Impressive shivering wagecucks azn

Port is 180 as fuck

Limoncello is disgusting and I have no idea when that became a thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153438)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: sick heady piazza national security agency

This is how I would order for two at a steakhouse. Hopefully the second is a summer associate that I just don't like.

Negronis to start

Seafood tower

Another Negroni

Classic Wedge Salad

Bottle of Cabernet

Wagyu longbone/tomahawk bone-in ribeye for two (medium rare), sides: potatoes au gratin, onion rings, asparagus, creamed spinach, lobster Mac and cheese

Another bottle of Cabernet

No dessert

Black Sambuca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152774)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Supple mewling doctorate plaza

unghhhhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152786)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Cowardly Dilemma Circlehead

Is the wedge salad a WASP thing? It just looks so gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152795)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:56 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

i'm a caesarmo all the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152894)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: sick heady piazza national security agency

I prefer a more flavorful, rich tasting cheese. A nice baked dish of Camembert infused with rosemary and thyme could supplant the salad altogether.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152930)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Stead

too rich. you are about to eat a steak that's like half fat, you want something lighter first, not a fucking block of cheese

agreed wedge is kinda TTT though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152938)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: sick heady piazza national security agency

Camembert transitioning into wedge salad transitioning into bone in ribeye is pretty credited. Although you may find yourself sick and hating life. But then again, that's why I eat. I want to make my physical discomfort match my emotional pain so I can forget about that for a moment and just suffer under the burdens of my own decadence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152971)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: beta yapping field double fault

You should try sadomasochism instead, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134909)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:39 PM
Author: sick heady piazza national security agency

Credited post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258416)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: Slate glittery shrine kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237621)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: Big Shimmering Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#40351422)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: fragrant very tactful public bath roast beef

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153819)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: submissive hunting ground orchestra pit

This is good but I like manhattans before steak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155310)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Supple mewling doctorate plaza

Me too. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155330)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: contagious tanning salon ratface

(Billionaire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152798)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Stead

this is pretty credited. sides you should get a green, a starch, and possibly something else like mushrooms. lots of places will have special shit like truffle/lobster mac and cheese etc that you can substitute for potatoes.

also dessert should have some more flexibility since key lime is TTT and cheese cake isnt the greatest after an already rich meal. creme brulee, souffle/baked good with ice cream, are all top notch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152816)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:56 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

totally fair on the dessert, though i like the tartness of key lime. something like a lemon tart is pretty good too.

regarding the starch: i like it to be a crispy potato for the texture aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152892)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: sick heady piazza national security agency

I don't like desserts at all. I like rich meals and alcohol. I skip this stage and go straight for that black Sambuca.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152914)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

i like a few bites of something sweet at the end of a heavy, salty meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152923)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Stead

i dont like dessertth, he lisped, they're bad for my figure *giggles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152927)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Bonkers weed whacker

got full just from reading this now i feel sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152921)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: poppy up-to-no-good queen of the night

does your pussy hurt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152999)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: fragrant very tactful public bath roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153816)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: 180 multi-billionaire main people

"What's a steak? Do I shove it up my ass?" - Millennial "male"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153092)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: smoky beady-eyed faggot firefighter nursing home

Millennial male asshold winking as the waiter discusses the tomahawk steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153131)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

"I'll have the thcallopth and a nithe chardonnay", the millennial "male" lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153137)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Cerebral Deranged Degenerate Pocket Flask

HOPR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153094)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Coral Stag Film Jap

1. Get high as fuck with your boys in your meridian apartment.

2. Drink a couple natty bohs beforehand. Don't want to get too full.

3. Everyone piles in to the lyft

4. Arrive at Fogo de chao

5. Order rail drinks and slaughter plate after plate of steak.

6. Throw up in the bathroom to keep eating (optional)

7. Head back to Clarendon, hit the bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153145)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: fragrant very tactful public bath roast beef

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153747)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: poppy up-to-no-good queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156323)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 4:50 AM
Author: aqua domesticated blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157546)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:39 AM
Author: gold naked private investor

? If you live in the meridian you can walk to fogo de chao. And why would you go out in Clarendon if you're already downtown??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157579)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Motley Heaven Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157377)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: fragrant very tactful public bath roast beef

To be fair this is how you should order at any restaurant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153741)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:24 PM
Author: misanthropic business firm becky

what if a girl is pregnant. she cant eat medium rare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153838)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Bonkers weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156281)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: fragrant very tactful public bath roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158378)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling haunted graveyard

I don't like bone in. even good places fuck it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155034)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: irradiated home

Wasn't there a great thread recently about a massive fatass who went to Peter Luger solo and went apeshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155373)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: vigorous disgusting regret voyeur

Gotta say.... CR. Though I can do without most of the after dinner shit. Just 1 espresso is enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156329)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Racy milky theatre cuck

Gin and Tonic to start, "dirty" martinis are for faggots, just order a goddam gin martini.

raw oysters as starter

wedge salad

A nice central coast Cabernet if they have it

medium-rare ribeye or ny strip (meat with fat is good)

cheesecake

Lagavulin (double)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157412)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Cowardly Dilemma Circlehead

cr re: dirty martinis

Would you like a pickle juice chaser with that, classy guy?

A martini should be served with a twist, not a bunch of olives polluting the gin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158386)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: fragrant very tactful public bath roast beef

It should be dry as fuck but olives r 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158392)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

see, before dinner i like the little bit of salt from the olives. it stokes my appetite. and i don't mean dirty dirty, just a touch for the slight salt taste.

if i'm just going out for a martini with a chick, i agree with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158400)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready base

Why central coast as opposed to Napa/Sonoma?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35841502)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: hairraiser overrated dog poop

What's next, you tell us how to jack off?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158389)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

only use the finest previously-worn panties from Belgium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158405)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: fragrant very tactful public bath roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158409)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: irradiated home

Hopefully. I have been tinkering with my technique lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158413)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134858)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: mildly autistic pit jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32259361)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: avocado aromatic trailer park trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134789)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive Insanely Creepy Famous Landscape Painting Space

Are you guys just not going to places with good steakhouse bacon? Credited dessert is scotch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158415)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

i prefer oysters to bacon, but i do like steakhouse bacon.

scotch is totally fine as an after dinner drink. bourbon too imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158427)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134741)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

As you head to a steak dinner during this joyful Christmas season, please feel free to continue to use my primer on how to order at a steakhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157364)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:28 PM
Author: Buff stirring friendly grandma gay wizard

I came in here lookin to argue, but youre pretty much right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157399)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:30 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157411)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: sooty sickened box office preventive strike

What catsup do you recommend bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157375)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Flushed laughsome bbw dysfunction

i just went to a steakhouse and ordered just like you said and they all looked at me like i was a maniac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157395)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157410)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
Author: Iridescent alcoholic institution pozpig

flame. nothing about a bloomin' onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157448)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:49 PM
Author: autistic headpube

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157599)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:36 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Stead

thoughts on the kobe/waygu options?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157460)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

imo usually not worth the dramatic price increase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157470)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Bistre nighttime university old irish cottage

*get whatever type of wine you like. If you like white wine there's no reason to drink red just because someone once decided that it goes with steak.

*get the wedge salad with crumbled blue cheese, ranch and bacon bits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157579)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:57 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

lol @ white wine at a steakhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157678)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:55 PM
Author: marvelous toaster chad

Turkey 101 rocks until they have to open a second bottle.

Eat some free bread. If others are with you have oysters or steak tartar and a salad. Otherwise skip them.

Dry aged ribeye for two. Rare. Nothing on it but salt. Eat it all yourself.

Some form of potato.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157662)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:55 PM
Author: rebellious brass tattoo hell

thoughts on steak house onion rings? These are usually particularly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157663)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

i'm open to all sorts of sides. i just think you need at minimum a crispy potato dish. and creamed spinach is so classic and delicious that it wouldn't be the same without it.

big group? go nuts with the sides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157672)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: glassy hot whorehouse mexican

fairly unremarkable OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258160)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

it's not supposed to be creative.

it's supposed to be a standard method for ordering at a steakhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258195)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Vibrant Brunch

get rare faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258305)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: topaz native

go blue or go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258385)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Vibrant Brunch

ljl i just clicked this thread and was going to blank bump this before i even realized i was the one who posted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237470)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned cumskin locus

*autistically reads XO's how to guide the entirety of steakhouse date*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258420)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: Henna razzle-dazzle garrison gaping

What's your position on CHATEAUBRIAND, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258491)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

not a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237409)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Lavender ticket booth

you told us what to order, and when, but i didn't see much how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258534)



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Date: March 10th, 2017 12:57 PM
Author: Pontificating flatulent library faggotry

this is cr. OP is a man with exquisite taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32797850)



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Date: November 4th, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: Brilliant trip mood spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#34603094)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

bump for spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237406)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: crystalline national

That's a lot of fucking food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237842)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

a couple oysters, salad, a steak, some bites of sides, and a few bites of a table dessert is a lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237857)



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Date: April 13th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35835582)



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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Duck-like federal locale antidepressant drug

Are you more or less of a faggot since you started this shit thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35841542)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#36966531)



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Date: September 29th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Brilliant trip mood spot

great thread, would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38906527)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:13 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38910532)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:17 PM
Author: indecent indian lodge

cocktail selection: nope

creamed spinach? GTFO

finally, your sweet tooth might actually be a soft tooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38910568)



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Date: April 11th, 2022 6:22 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#44320516)