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ITT: I tell you how to order at a steakhouse
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:09 PM Author: Doobsian regret PRE-DINNER:
1. Apertif at the bar such as a martini (very slightly dirty), or champagne
DINNER:
1. Continue with your apertif from beforehand, or order a second.
2. Plate of raw oysters for the table, or, if feeling decadent, a chilled seafood tower
3. Order wine, red only.
4. Caesar Salad prepared tableside.
5. Order one of the following steaks medium rare: Porterhouse, Ribeye (bone-in preferred), New York Strip (bone-in preferred)
6. Order sides. They should include creamed spinach and a crispy potato dish at a minimum. Mushrooms can be a nice addition.
7. Order more wine BEFORE the steak comes.
8. Eat steak and sides. Take long enough that you order wine one final time.
AFTER-DINNER:
1. Espresso.
2. Dessert for the table, NOT individually. Something classic, such as key lime pie, pecan pie, cheesecake, or bread pudding.
3. 1-2 rounds of digestif.
Fin. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:12 PM Author: ultramarine geriatric clown rigor You're not wrong; you're just an asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152536) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM Author: Doobsian regret ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152544) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM Author: puce rehab It's a Big Lebowski quote. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152604) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM Author: Doobsian regret am i done here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152609) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:17 PM Author: Rusted tanning salon coffee pot (bitchy gay guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152584) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM Author: ultramarine geriatric clown rigor (quotemo stalker) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152600) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:22 PM Author: Insecure sandwich scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152630) |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:26 PM Author: passionate casino and gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38910613) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM Author: shivering charismatic travel guidebook turdskin too much food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152542) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:13 PM Author: Doobsian regret This is for a table of say 4. I'm not suggesting one person orders 2-3 sides and then fucking dessert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152547) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: shivering charismatic travel guidebook turdskin I usually don't have room for starter, salad or much of the sides. DAT steak filling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152557) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Doobsian regret IMO the whole reason to go to a steakhouse is for the ambiance and the accoutrements. I can have steak 95% as good as steakhouse steak at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152591) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: shivering charismatic travel guidebook turdskin I'm all about DAT steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152595) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: Excitant crackhouse this.
If you are full up by the time of dessert you can get the ice cream option |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM Author: Doobsian regret The idea is really to get one dessert and have 3-4 forkfuls. You should be able to do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152733) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM Author: Excitant crackhouse yeah. most of the time I have done this the ice cream option is super tiny and it is unusual or uncommon flavor plus one little chocolate or raspberry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152744) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM Author: At-the-ready orchestra pit (Not disco fries) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152598) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Swashbuckling Learning Disabled Marketing Idea LOL AT A REAL MAN SHARING DESSERT OR SIDES, THA'S FUCKING SHITLIB QUEERFAG COMMIE BULLSSHIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152983) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:57 PM Author: Razzmatazz aqua knife Have you never been to a steakhouse? Deserts are gigantic. Eg a slice of cake will be one quarter slice of a four tier cake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153256) |
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Date: March 10th, 2017 12:17 PM Author: Translucent Lascivious Menage Skinny Woman KEEP TALKING SHIT TO BLOODACRE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32797609) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: marvelous elastic band Steak is morally wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152550) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:36 PM Author: Laughsome Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153450) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:14 PM Author: puce rehab Do you order the Caesar salad, or bring the ingredients in with you in a bag? Prepare it yourself, or ask the waiter to do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152558) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: ultramarine geriatric clown rigor Just do shake 'n' steak bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152572) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Doobsian regret 1. Bring in messenger bag
2. Waiter |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:17 PM Author: Overrated sweet tailpipe library The bag fees are becoming unreasonable at most places these days so you probably want to suck it up and eat their salad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152585) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:19 PM Author: ultramarine geriatric clown rigor Could you not be such a Jew for five minutes? Could you try? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152597) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:22 PM Author: twisted exhilarant filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153830) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: sick grizzly double fault temple Just give me a fucking steak and whatever is on tap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152728) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM Author: Doobsian regret i love me some beer, but NEVER at a steakhouse. ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152738) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM Author: sick grizzly double fault temple Well, the difference between you and me is that I'm a man, and you are a homosexual. Do what works for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152745) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:44 PM Author: vengeful hominid red wine with steak, cheese and chocolate. you belong in a sports bar with well done burger if you order beer with beef. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152778) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM Author: Excitant crackhouse BEE-R BEE-F
See what I did there. they go together bro. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:51 PM Author: Harsh gold piazza (Dude who belongs in a bathhouse) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152843) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: Doobsian regret i can do beer with almost anything, but not at a steakhouse.
MAYBE could do a beer as a pre-dinner drink. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king gtfo of this thread you philipino philistine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152910) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:30 AM Author: Mustard Base Just bc you can order a steak at Applebee's doesn't make it a steakhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157573) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:42 PM Author: racy public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258187) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 10:23 PM Author: Excitant crackhouse Too much food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32259549) |
Date: November 10th, 2015 4:16 PM Author: Carmine jet-lagged home therapy what are good steakhouses in Chicago? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152575) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:18 PM Author: Doobsian regret Never been to Chicago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152594) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:21 PM Author: Thriller principal's office Gibson's, Morton's, mastro's, Chicago Cut, RPM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152623) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:31 PM Author: Irradiated Native For a tourist, Gibson's is fine even though the food itself is overrated. Morton's and Mastro's, god no. Chicago Cut is good. I think the Del Frisco's space is cool if ur into the Viagra Triangle scene, although I hate to recommend a chain. I think Chicago Chop House is the coolest old school place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152685) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:41 PM Author: Thriller principal's office what's wrong with Morton's/Mastro's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152748) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:21 PM Author: Aromatic salmon brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153036) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:27 PM Author: Irradiated Native You'll get a fine steak at either.
Morton's is a chain, nothing wrong with it but no reason to go there vs other Chicago-only places. As far as chains go, I'd still pick Del Frisco's, Ruth's Chris, and Capital Grille over Morton's (either location).
Mastro's (also a chain albeit fewer locations) is too tryhard in my opinion and, like Del Frisco's, seems like someplace a rich immigrant would go because he's heard rich Americans go to BIG STEAKHOUSE and order BIG CAB and BIG STEAK. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king mortons > Ruths chris bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153089) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:30 PM Author: Irradiated Native You are just saying that because you don't like all the black people in Ruth's Chris. Racist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153102) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: Chartreuse candlestick maker antidepressant drug You realize del frisco is a chain, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153466) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:31 PM Author: Irradiated Native I acknowledge that in literally the same sentence when I mention their cool space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153888) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:22 PM Author: puce rehab Ditka's Oakbrook Terrace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152633) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:25 PM Author: Thriller principal's office went there after swearing-in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152654) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:37 PM Author: Excitant crackhouse SIZZLERS!!
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king joe's stone crab and steakhouse is TCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152904) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:42 PM Author: Provocative orchid toilet seat Joes is easily my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155119) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:24 PM Author: contagious shitlib sanctuary Joe's, Bavette's, Ditka, Chop House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153844) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM Author: Thriller principal's office damn, Ironside's lifestyle tips include steakhouses too?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152606) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:20 PM Author: puce rehab tits on a stick | hint of ass cheek | medium-rare porterhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152614) |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: heady olive locus idea he suggested These are all highly credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134831) |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:27 PM Author: Doobsian regret the goal is to go to a high-end steakhouse for dinner with a tits on a stick wearing a miniskirt showing a hint of asscheek as your dining companion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134852) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:58 PM Author: Curious Federal Abode Yep with a medium rare porterhouse labia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258279) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:21 PM Author: Doobsian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152616) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:30 PM Author: misunderstood theatre uhhhh not credited at all. well done with ketchup or steak sauce is the credited order. if they offer it, and only the really nice places do, you should order your steak boiled instead of grilled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152679) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:31 PM Author: Carmine jet-lagged home therapy I hope this is some weird faggot twink SF flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152688) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM Author: misunderstood theatre well done is not the right order for, say, an Outback. the meat gets too tough and dry. but the really nice places use expensive cuts of meat that remain tender and juicy, so if your steak is $40 or more, you should always order it well done, otherwise you're just wasting your money on fine cuts. that's why the price is so much, because only the highest quality meat can be cooked well done in proper fashion.
this weird trend of not using ketchup or steak sauce is very recent as well. why do you think it was invented? ketchup especially is the perfect compliment to really bring out the flavors in the steak. the idea that you shouldn't use ketchup or steak sauce is some weird remnant of the 90's when you had the simple, organic, local food trend out of SF (led by Alice Waters and Chez Panisse) displacing french novelle cuisine (Bocuse and his culinary heirs) and its technically complex dishes. ketchup and steak sauce were seen as needlessly complex sauces, and the simple food trend was encouraging people to dishes with as few ingredients as possible. while steakhouses remained traditional with their side dishes, serving au gratin and creamed spinach and the like, somehow people got it in their head that a steak should be eaten with only simply salt and pepper to season it.
boiling as opposed to grilling is difficult to do properly with steak, but is the proper way to prepare a good steak because it allows for more even cooking throughout the cut while keeping the moisture spread evenly throughout. on the grill, the edges of the meat get charred and burned, and the first 1/4" to 1/2" of the meat ends up overcooked to raise the center of the cut to proper temperature. the reason only the really nice places offer boiling is because it requires a ton of kitchen space because each steak needs its own pot, and the water must be changed between each steak before cooking. it's much more labor and equipment intensive than the traditional grill, but is absolutely a superior method.
you probably think Applebees makes a good steak, so this will all be lost on you. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:23 PM Author: Excitant crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153051) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: Irradiated Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153093) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:14 PM Author: Misanthropic step-uncle's house laser beams Excellent points. But how do you feel about a microwaved steak in comparison to a boiled steak? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153335) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:03 PM Author: misunderstood theatre this is one of those techniques being employed by molecular gastronomy chefs. first started being done in Chicago, i think it was Homaro Cantu who tried it first (who else?) and then you also saw some microwaved steak dishes along with other microwaved beef cuts at some of the other places like Alinea. outside of that scene i haven't seen it much. i'm not much a fan of molecular gastronomy but i will say the one time i tried a microwaved steak dish i wished more traditional steakhouses would experiment with it. maybe it will grow in popularity the way boiling has. if you ever have the chance to try it, i definitely recommend it. even if you don't see it on the menu, don't be shy about asking your waiter if it's available as a preparation method. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156274) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:25 AM Author: Submissive maroon set underrated
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Date: December 16th, 2016 3:01 PM Author: Smoky love of her life round eye lol but the boiling thing is actually true if you SOUS VIDE. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157709) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:02 PM Author: Curious Federal Abode Souls vide water bath for an hour and 20 at 129 degrees followed by a pan sear is all you need. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258297) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:10 PM Author: Smoky love of her life round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258557) |
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Date: April 15th, 2018 3:46 AM Author: Beady-eyed Halford Institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35843753) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:38 PM Author: navy point blood rage Yeah but grappa is awful though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152734) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:40 PM Author: Doobsian regret for digestif i usually prefer port wine, limoncello, or something like amaretto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152743) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:45 PM Author: Trip Iridescent Center Black buca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152785) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 6:35 PM Author: navy point blood rage Port is 180 as fuck
Limoncello is disgusting and I have no idea when that became a thing. |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:44 PM Author: Trip Iridescent Center This is how I would order for two at a steakhouse. Hopefully the second is a summer associate that I just don't like. Negronis to start Seafood tower Another Negroni Classic Wedge Salad Bottle of Cabernet Wagyu longbone/tomahawk bone-in ribeye for two (medium rare), sides: potatoes au gratin, onion rings, asparagus, creamed spinach, lobster Mac and cheese Another bottle of Cabernet No dessert Black Sambuca |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:45 PM Author: puce rehab unghhhhhhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152786) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM Author: ultramarine geriatric clown rigor Is the wedge salad a WASP thing? It just looks so gross. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152795) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:56 PM Author: Doobsian regret i'm a caesarmo all the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152894) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: Trip Iridescent Center I prefer a more flavorful, rich tasting cheese. A nice baked dish of Camembert infused with rosemary and thyme could supplant the salad altogether. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152930) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king too rich. you are about to eat a steak that's like half fat, you want something lighter first, not a fucking block of cheese
agreed wedge is kinda TTT though |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:10 PM Author: Trip Iridescent Center Camembert transitioning into wedge salad transitioning into bone in ribeye is pretty credited. Although you may find yourself sick and hating life. But then again, that's why I eat. I want to make my physical discomfort match my emotional pain so I can forget about that for a moment and just suffer under the burdens of my own decadence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152971) |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:36 PM Author: cracking yapping bawdyhouse hairy legs You should try sadomasochism instead, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134909) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:39 PM Author: Trip Iridescent Center Credited post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258416) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:59 PM Author: Henna boyish keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237621) |
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Date: June 5th, 2020 12:33 AM Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#40351422) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:21 PM Author: sinister territorial heaven Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153819) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:59 PM Author: dashing boiling water church This is good but I like manhattans before steak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155310) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 10:00 PM Author: puce rehab Me too. Heh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155330) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:46 PM Author: Pink House (Billionaire) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152798) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:48 PM Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king this is pretty credited. sides you should get a green, a starch, and possibly something else like mushrooms. lots of places will have special shit like truffle/lobster mac and cheese etc that you can substitute for potatoes.
also dessert should have some more flexibility since key lime is TTT and cheese cake isnt the greatest after an already rich meal. creme brulee, souffle/baked good with ice cream, are all top notch |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:56 PM Author: Doobsian regret totally fair on the dessert, though i like the tartness of key lime. something like a lemon tart is pretty good too.
regarding the starch: i like it to be a crispy potato for the texture aspect |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Trip Iridescent Center I don't like desserts at all. I like rich meals and alcohol. I skip this stage and go straight for that black Sambuca. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152914) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: Doobsian regret i like a few bites of something sweet at the end of a heavy, salty meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152923) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king i dont like dessertth, he lisped, they're bad for my figure *giggles* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152927) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: yellow space ceo got full just from reading this now i feel sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152921) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:14 PM Author: misunderstood theatre does your pussy hurt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152999) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:21 PM Author: sinister territorial heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153816) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: shivering charismatic travel guidebook turdskin "What's a steak? Do I shove it up my ass?" - Millennial "male" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153092) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:34 PM Author: Irradiated Native Millennial male asshold winking as the waiter discusses the tomahawk steak (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153131) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:36 PM Author: Doobsian regret "I'll have the thcallopth and a nithe chardonnay", the millennial "male" lisped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153137) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:29 PM Author: Glittery University Puppy HOPR? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153094) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 5:36 PM Author: Titillating effete school cuckold 1. Get high as fuck with your boys in your meridian apartment. 2. Drink a couple natty bohs beforehand. Don't want to get too full. 3. Everyone piles in to the lyft 4. Arrive at Fogo de chao 5. Order rail drinks and slaughter plate after plate of steak. 6. Throw up in the bathroom to keep eating (optional) 7. Head back to Clarendon, hit the bars |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:12 PM Author: sinister territorial heaven Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153747) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:09 PM Author: misunderstood theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156323) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 4:50 AM Author: vigorous dark psychic brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157546) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 5:39 AM Author: Mustard Base ? If you live in the meridian you can walk to fogo de chao. And why would you go out in Clarendon if you're already downtown?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29157579) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:25 PM Author: supple parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157377) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:12 PM Author: sinister territorial heaven To be fair this is how you should order at any restaurant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153741) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 7:24 PM Author: Laughsome Masturbator what if a girl is pregnant. she cant eat medium rare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29153838) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:04 PM Author: yellow space ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156281) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:29 AM Author: sinister territorial heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158378) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 9:36 PM Author: claret church building I don't like bone in. even good places fuck it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155034) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 10:02 PM Author: Fragrant mediation mental disorder Wasn't there a great thread recently about a massive fatass who went to Peter Luger solo and went apeshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29155373) |
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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:10 PM Author: cerebral resort volcanic crater Gotta say.... CR. Though I can do without most of the after dinner shit. Just 1 espresso is enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29156329) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 2:56 AM Author: dull big cruise ship circlehead Gin and Tonic to start, "dirty" martinis are for faggots, just order a goddam gin martini.
raw oysters as starter
wedge salad
A nice central coast Cabernet if they have it
medium-rare ribeye or ny strip (meat with fat is good)
cheesecake
Lagavulin (double)
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:32 AM Author: ultramarine geriatric clown rigor cr re: dirty martinis
Would you like a pickle juice chaser with that, classy guy?
A martini should be served with a twist, not a bunch of olives polluting the gin. |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:33 AM Author: sinister territorial heaven It should be dry as fuck but olives r 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158392) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:34 AM Author: Doobsian regret see, before dinner i like the little bit of salt from the olives. it stokes my appetite. and i don't mean dirty dirty, just a touch for the slight salt taste.
if i'm just going out for a martini with a chick, i agree with you. |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:08 PM Author: Violent french chef Why central coast as opposed to Napa/Sonoma? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35841502) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:32 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Deranged Business Firm Boltzmann What's next, you tell us how to jack off?
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:35 AM Author: Doobsian regret only use the finest previously-worn panties from Belgium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158405) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:36 AM Author: sinister territorial heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158409) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: Fragrant mediation mental disorder Hopefully. I have been tinkering with my technique lately (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158413) |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:27 PM Author: Doobsian regret Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134858) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 9:57 PM Author: Pungent Carnelian Background Story Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32259361) |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:19 PM Author: Walnut Mischievous Goal In Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134789) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: odious plaza Are you guys just not going to places with good steakhouse bacon? Credited dessert is scotch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29158415) |
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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:39 AM Author: Doobsian regret i prefer oysters to bacon, but i do like steakhouse bacon.
scotch is totally fine as an after dinner drink. bourbon too imo. |
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Date: August 8th, 2016 1:14 PM Author: Doobsian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#31134741) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:23 PM Author: Doobsian regret As you head to a steak dinner during this joyful Christmas season, please feel free to continue to use my primer on how to order at a steakhouse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157364) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:28 PM Author: Infuriating Pocket Flask I came in here lookin to argue, but youre pretty much right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157399) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:30 PM Author: Doobsian regret tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157411) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: Pea-brained ratface What catsup do you recommend bros? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157375) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:27 PM Author: mildly autistic fishy striped hyena i just went to a steakhouse and ordered just like you said and they all looked at me like i was a maniac (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157395) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:29 PM Author: Doobsian regret http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#29152547 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157410) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:35 PM Author: crimson exciting mother mad-dog skullcap flame. nothing about a bloomin' onion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157448) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:49 PM Author: Twinkling Giraffe tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157599) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:36 PM Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king thoughts on the kobe/waygu options? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157460) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:37 PM Author: Doobsian regret imo usually not worth the dramatic price increase. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157470) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:47 PM Author: turquoise site generalized bond *get whatever type of wine you like. If you like white wine there's no reason to drink red just because someone once decided that it goes with steak.
*get the wedge salad with crumbled blue cheese, ranch and bacon bits. |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:57 PM Author: Doobsian regret lol @ white wine at a steakhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157678) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:55 PM Author: Amber lay place of business Turkey 101 rocks until they have to open a second bottle.
Eat some free bread. If others are with you have oysters or steak tartar and a salad. Otherwise skip them.
Dry aged ribeye for two. Rare. Nothing on it but salt. Eat it all yourself.
Some form of potato.
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:55 PM Author: citrine national thoughts on steak house onion rings? These are usually particularly 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32157663) |
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Date: December 16th, 2016 2:56 PM Author: Doobsian regret i'm open to all sorts of sides. i just think you need at minimum a crispy potato dish. and creamed spinach is so classic and delicious that it wouldn't be the same without it.
big group? go nuts with the sides. |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: honey-headed hall fairly unremarkable OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258160) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 6:43 PM Author: Doobsian regret it's not supposed to be creative.
it's supposed to be a standard method for ordering at a steakhouse. |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:04 PM Author: Arousing self-absorbed stain get rare faggots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258305) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:31 PM Author: disrespectful floppy partner meetinghouse go blue or go home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258385) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:47 PM Author: Arousing self-absorbed stain ljl i just clicked this thread and was going to blank bump this before i even realized i was the one who posted it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237470) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:41 PM Author: Insecure sandwich scourge upon the earth *autistically reads XO's how to guide the entirety of steakhouse date* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258420) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:59 PM Author: balding vivacious ticket booth What's your position on CHATEAUBRIAND, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258491) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:42 PM Author: Doobsian regret not a fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237409) |
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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:06 PM Author: comical nudist karate stead you told us what to order, and when, but i didn't see much how (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32258534) |
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Date: March 10th, 2017 12:57 PM Author: Gaped locale cumskin this is cr. OP is a man with exquisite taste (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#32797850) |
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Date: November 4th, 2017 1:42 PM Author: racy public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#34603094) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 5:41 PM Author: Doobsian regret bump for spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237406) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: Jade Market Son Of Senegal That's a lot of fucking food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237842) |
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Date: January 25th, 2018 6:18 PM Author: Doobsian regret a couple oysters, salad, a steak, some bites of sides, and a few bites of a table dessert is a lot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35237857) |
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Date: April 13th, 2018 6:08 PM Author: Doobsian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35835582) |
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Date: April 14th, 2018 7:16 PM Author: Soul-stirring Unholy Kitchen Twinkling Uncleanness Are you more or less of a faggot since you started this shit thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#35841542) |
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Date: October 5th, 2018 4:29 PM Author: Doobsian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#36966531) |
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Date: September 29th, 2019 10:34 PM Author: racy public bath great thread, would read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38906527) |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:13 PM Author: Doobsian regret ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#38910532) |
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Date: September 30th, 2019 8:17 PM Author: galvanic death wish cocktail selection: nope creamed spinach? GTFO finally, your sweet tooth might actually be a soft tooth. |
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Date: April 11th, 2022 6:22 PM Author: Doobsian regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&forum_id=2#44320516) |