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Date: November 23rd, 2005 12:53 AM Author: slimy knife church talentless wanna-be writer.
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 12:54 AM Author: Frisky Deer Antler Pistol salt? mango? do tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362649) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 12:54 AM Author: slimy knife church salt. I hate mango lassi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362650) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 12:54 AM Author: Frisky Deer Antler Pistol not my favorite, but still good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362654) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 12:56 AM Author: stimulating halford i hate lassi. in fact i hate indian food (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362673) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 12:54 AM Author: stimulating halford where do you see yourself in 5 years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362653) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 12:56 AM Author: slimy knife church I see myself with a much closer grip on the type of person I am and the type of person I'm trying to be. And hopefully I'll have a better idea of what my limitations are and where my potential can take me. It seems like right now, it's all just guesswork stemmed from alternating bouts of an overdeveloped ego and a crushing low self esteem.
Or so I pray . . . |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 12:13 AM Author: Medicated rehab factory reset button "I see myself with a much closer grip on the type of person I am and the type of person I'm trying to be. And hopefully I'll have a better idea of what my limitations are and where my potential can take me."
did you copy this from one of those inspirational posters?
You know the ones that have a pciture of some dudes white water rafting that say TEAMWORK and other gay shit? |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 12:14 AM Author: slimy knife church No. YEah, of course it's cheesy. What is your problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4371132) |
Date: November 23rd, 2005 12:54 AM Author: ruby razzle-dazzle cuckold hall Why can't I ever finish or even go back to any of my creative writing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362652) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:01 AM Author: slimy knife church It could be lots of reasons. Here's a few
1. Maybe you're afraid of the page - you've built up in your head the type of writer you want to be, and you're sure that you can be the greatest writer in the history of the world if you put your mind to it. But you're really afraid that you actually suck, and you don't want proof of it.
2. The power of fiction and poetry is intimidating. Unlike the process of academic writing, in which you focus, your imagination can be limitless - you can literally do anything, and it's hard for a beginning writer to pick from the collage of memories and thoughts and ideas in her head and start at a single point.
3. No deadlines. No pressing immediate need. You should write for your life.
4. Writing has become so fashionable that it's an industry. Most of us have no talent, but we're enamored with the prosect of being writers. We borrow money and get Creative Writing MFAs, take workshops, and work for years just to get published in a couple of small well respected magazines. But when push comes ot shove, many people would rather talk about the writing process and the life of a writer than actually write.
There are more. Any so far hitting home?
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:03 AM Author: ruby razzle-dazzle cuckold hall Wow. All of them are pretty true except for the fact I haven't spent money or taken a class.
It sucks. I'll just go to law school instead. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:07 AM Author: slimy knife church 5. You're risk averse.
6. You're tempted by possibilities and paths that are more predictable and straightforward, and which you're confident that you can follow by taking a few simple steps.
edit: and like me, you have to edit your posts because you use prepositions improperly. :) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:16 AM Author: ruby razzle-dazzle cuckold hall You got me again...weird.
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 12:56 AM Author: Narrow-minded Dilemma Why so discouraged? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362665) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:03 AM Author: slimy knife church I'm not really. I just hate the pretentiousness of those who call themselves "aspiring writers." It's so lame.
"wanna be" captures the correct tone of desperation, I think. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:03 AM Author: Narrow-minded Dilemma I was focusing on the "talentless". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362743) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:05 AM Author: slimy knife church :)
Not completely serious . . .
Let's just say that my talent hasn't been solidly demonstrated yet.
It's gonna happen, though . . . |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:06 AM Author: Narrow-minded Dilemma Post one of your paragraphs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362759) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:07 AM Author: slimy knife church I'm actually on my parents computer, so I have nothing right now.
You want something from a short story? |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:07 AM Author: Narrow-minded Dilemma sure! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362768) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:09 AM Author: slimy knife church I have nothing though.
I asked so that maybe I can post something tomorrow when I unpack my laptop. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:09 AM Author: Narrow-minded Dilemma Around what time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362783) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:13 AM Author: slimy knife church Afternoon maybe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362805) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:15 AM Author: Narrow-minded Dilemma Before 5? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362828) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:16 AM Author: slimy knife church I'll try. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362844) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:10 AM Author: floppy dark theater stage You should write a short story about a girl who shows her breasts on the Internet and her life is ruined. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362785) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:12 AM Author: Narrow-minded Dilemma I once read a story about a girl who showed her breasts before the Internet, and her life took off from there. Her name was Madonna Ciccone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362793) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 12:56 AM Author: Deep Philosopher-king How much do you weigh? Honestly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362675) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:08 AM Author: floppy dark theater stage Do you want her to give her weight without clothes or with clothes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362773) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:14 AM Author: slimy knife church 132 last time I checked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362810) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:29 PM Author: startled step-uncle's house coldplay fan When you were 14? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4370709) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:33 PM Author: slimy knife church Huh? You xoxo guys are always saying no woman should be over 115. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4370758) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:06 AM Author: charcoal laughsome school cafeteria Real Q, do you wish people would stop bumping your boobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362761) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:14 AM Author: slimy knife church I've stopped caring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362809) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:15 AM Author: charcoal laughsome school cafeteria BUMP! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362825) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:21 AM Author: charcoal laughsome school cafeteria I seriously doubt you don't care. I think you have realized that the phrase 'out of sight is out of mind' applies to your boobs. The less attention you give them the less likely they will be on top of the board for all to see when you're fully outed.
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:26 AM Author: Alcoholic windowlicker Great tits. That is all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362915) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:28 AM Author: slimy knife church " think you have realized that the phrase 'out of sight is out of mind' applies to your boobs."
Uh, no. I've been continually harassed for months, with little encouragement. People here aren't likely to let go of any leverage. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:35 AM Author: charcoal laughsome school cafeteria That's not true, I noticed a period of 10 days in that thread before it was bumped again. That's not too shabby. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362977) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:16 AM Author: puce naked digit ratio home why have you never given me an answer... why do you think so many people here think you're stupid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362843) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:17 AM Author: slimy knife church I try to ignore you.
Other people have asked me the question, and you're free to read my response to them. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:18 AM Author: racy center Does the thick creamy texture of a lassi make you want to rub some on your nips? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362859) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:24 AM Author: slimy knife church no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4362906) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:29 AM Author: slimy knife church I just finished it, and I'm still hungry.
Damn it! Late night eating . . . it will ruin me. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:31 AM Author: Narrow-minded Dilemma Eat an apple or something.
Do you ever eat those Indian snack mixes? |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 1:45 AM Author: slimy knife church I haven't in a couple of years.
Those things suck - all empty calories. I eat fattening food all the time, but not stuff that gives me no nutrition. They do taste great when homemade, though.
I settled on eggs. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:02 AM Author: slimy knife church finished the eggs. Now I'm even more hungry than I was before the lassi.
What is wrong with me? Apparently I'm not the only one with eating problems tonight. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:03 AM Author: Narrow-minded Dilemma Whole wheat toast with butter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4363222) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:04 AM Author: slimy knife church I had that three hours ago :(
Well, multigrain, butter, and homemade strawberry jam. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:05 AM Author: Narrow-minded Dilemma Make yourself a pot of herbal tea, and drink it all. It should fill you up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4363238) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:06 AM Author: slimy knife church I'm just going to suck it up and go to bed. I came down for a drink of water, and ended up drinking lassi, eating three scrambled eggs, and posting on xoxo.
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:06 AM Author: drunken tanning salon how do you make a real lassi? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4363247) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:10 AM Author: slimy knife church Um, a basic lassi is with homemade yogurt, water, and salt or sugar. I prefer a salt lassi, thougha sugar lassi is a totally different taste. I used lowfat buttermilk instead of yogurt, because I was in the mood for something smooth, and I wanted to save my yogurt to eat over my oatmeal tomorrow.
You can do all sorts of stuff though. Mango lassis are popular in restaurants, though I hate them. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:16 AM Author: drunken tanning salon I've made banana ones that quickly crappalize in about an hour and have never come out quite as nice as I've wanted. But a salt lassi..that is interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4363313) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:17 AM Author: slimy knife church A banana lassi?
That's just a basic smoothie.
Salt lassies are the most common ones, actually. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:24 AM Author: drunken tanning salon pretty much. I'd never heard of lassis until this summer. I do think I like Indian food but don't know much about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4363351) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 2:26 AM Author: slimy knife church It's a casual everyday thing. Unless you like the mango ones, just make it at home. And if you're doing the salt ones, you might also want to add a little cumin and some chopped fresh mint.
edit: you might also want to throw in cilantro a chopped green chili and a chunk of ginger, and pull out the chili and ginger after letting it set for awhile. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:20 PM Author: slimy knife church It turns out I was wrong. The whole concept of the "salt lsasi" is a contemporary concept invented by restaurants trying to rip people off. A "real" lassi is something you have in the summer which has been sweetened and put over ice. You may drink buttermilk/yogurt the way I decribed, but it isn't a lassi by definition. There are other words for it, but it isn't considered anything special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304338&forum_id=2#4370628) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:50 PM Author: slimy knife church Subject: uh, thanks what the fuck i'm a virgin!
:)
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Now I just get thong waxes. More than a bikini, and less than a brazilian. |
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