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WHY DOES PENSIVE THINK HE'S SO FUCKING "HOT" WHEN HE'S
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:11 PM Author: Carnelian Odious Shitlib UGLY AS FUCK???
GET A FUCKING CLUE, YOU GEEKY MATH VIRGIN, AND GET OVER YOURSELF, UGLY.
THANKS.
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:12 PM Author: racy sadistic library http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8080/keyboard48ej.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366122) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:13 PM Author: Carnelian Odious Shitlib i think it was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366131) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:14 PM Author: Maroon Curious Pocket Flask Dingle Berry I think its part of his schtick, I'm pretty sure he knows his actual attractiveness level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366137) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:15 PM Author: Carnelian Odious Shitlib But it's possible that he does not, and actually believes that "light/angle measurements" account to his ugliness in pictures. wtf, what a fucking loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366146) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:18 PM Author: Fighting Swashbuckling Blood Rage Locale I would strongly suggest that you are the loser for posting this shit 5 times already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366176) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:21 PM Author: Carnelian Odious Shitlib Hi Pensive!
Also, I've only posted this 3 times. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 6:06 PM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth unfortunately, i think he's sincere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4367732) |
Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:19 PM Author: Ivory At-the-ready Main People thanks for this enlightening observation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366180) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 6:42 PM Author: silver talented menage baff's whole family hates me because when I was sitting on his mom's face the other night, I left a wet fart, my first ever. Then I laughed at her and took pictures. As soon as I find a server I'll put them up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368110) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:10 PM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth so now, when you're pwned, you tell poorly-constructed "your mom" jokes. even for you, this is pretty awful schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368790) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:13 PM Author: Twisted bawdyhouse the mom-joke retorts are sort of baffling. they seem straight from the alpha-male-frat-boys that he so pointedly despises. the strategy of having a response to everything seems generally ill-considered. as with hitting on girls, he should be aiming for more aloofness, not engagement.
i don't particularly dislike the guy, so that's really just advice. i suspect a lot more people than admit see some common ground with him. and he's a relatively interesting person if ridiculing him isn't the first objective. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:15 PM Author: peach sinister corn cake stage and it's neither classy nor sophisticated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368830) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:23 PM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth i can't imagine any of these so-called high-class never-dated-anyone-before girls that he lusts after would want anything to do with a guy who posts on the internet about wet farts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368905) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:25 PM Author: silver talented menage The first thing I do when I meet a woman is show her my posts on XO. Also, I don't post about such matters except when there are loser-fuckers to be pwnt.
My pensive schtick will end prompty when I get a girlfriend, because (1) the schtick will jump the shark, and (2) I won't have time, given how intense I am. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:28 PM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth and then you'll be back two weeks later to claim that you "pwned" her after 8 straight days of frantically calling and emailing, gradually getting more and more insulting as you became angrier and angrier that she got turned off by your jealous smothering, over-analysis of her every move, and rage that her emotions were not quantifiable.
just like the last time, in other words. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:29 PM Author: silver talented menage No, I don't think that's how it will happen. Nice try, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368974) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:30 PM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth hey, you're 1/1 so far on my scenario. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368991) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:33 PM Author: silver talented menage No, 0/1. You don't understand the context of the breakup. First of all, it had nothing to do with me and would have happened no matter what I had done. Secondly, she guilt-tripped me into being friends with her post-breakup when I wanted us to have no contact until January (figuring that the issue-- namely, her dying relationship with another guy-- might resolve itself by then). So the post-breakup contact was something she wanted, not the other way around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4369020) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:15 PM Author: silver talented menage Shine my shoes, you ill-bred peasant, and maybe I'll give you an English lesson or two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368835) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:21 PM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth i gave your mom english lessons, but it was hard for her to enunciate with my dick down her throat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368886) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:23 PM Author: silver talented menage I'll give you a 154 for effort; nice thesaurus work with "enunciate". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368908) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:24 PM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth i gave your mom 1.54 for effort too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368917) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:25 PM Author: silver talented menage You don't have 1.54" to give. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368941) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:27 PM Author: cowardly business firm Did you go to Carleton? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368953) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:28 PM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth no comment. did you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368966) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:29 PM Author: silver talented menage He did, or at least he claims to have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368980) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM Author: cowardly business firm No. What was your major? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370446) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:02 PM Author: silver talented menage According to Microposter, who knows him, his was making sketchy advances on women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370485) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Effete frozen antidepressant drug According to my Carleton friends, you were considered the top student in that major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370499) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:12 PM Author: silver talented menage Eh, freshman year I was in the running. After that point, I grew too risk-averse and sick of women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370562) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:17 AM Author: Twisted bawdyhouse haven't see you post much, Luis Castillo. is that the only major and only school that hapened to come up with your friends? i'd be curious to know some of the other top students, from other schools in other departments.
(by the way, my friends from your school tell be you were the best quarterback in over 50 years. and you never boast about it yourself. |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 5:48 AM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth what were your other monikers? are you blaaaaaaaaaaaaaack??!?!?!?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4372673) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:49 PM Author: silver talented menage This is lame; that joke jumped the shark, well, as soon as you started using it. You're that benchmark loser who serves as an indicator for a fad going into decline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4373400) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:14 PM Author: titillating parlour community account In this house a person can get kidney malfunction waiting for Thelma to get outta the bathroom! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368821) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:19 AM Author: Carnelian Odious Shitlib 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4371775) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:19 AM Author: sticky becky I saw a pic of him, I think, and he looked like a dweeb. I wouldn't ordinarily say something like that, but if this guy thinks he's hot, he needs a reality check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4371777) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 5:59 AM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth http://www.math.wisc.edu/~apache/gallery/foto/Church.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4372680) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:50 PM Author: silver talented menage I didn't say "hot", I said ~80th percentile, which is less than +1 sigma. "Hot" would require +2 sigma. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4373401) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:21 AM Author: Twisted bawdyhouse odd that "Luis Castillo" would have direct, inside information about the person who is the topic of the thread and post only once (apparently ever). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4371797) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 6:01 AM Author: Pearly Twinkling Uncleanness Ticket Booth extremely odd. but in the realm of pensive, such things are the status quo.
see: http://www.penginus.com/index.php/User:Isomorphic/Minions_of_the_Church
(in which Mike's various usernames are meticulously logged by a Wikipedia admin, with additional contributions from a dozen or more other Wikipedians. check out the profiles of his sock-puppets and note how transparently similar in style and writing they all are. things get even more laughable as various of the sockpuppets try unsuccessfully to delete the catalogue page!) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: silver talented menage "Isomorphic" was a fucking loser and probably made up a bunch of those "sock puppet" accounts himself. I give him kudos for being able to copy my writing style (for all of a few sentences) but other than that he's an idiot, as are all those loser-fuckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4373403) |