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WHY DOES PENSIVE THINK HE'S SO FUCKING "HOT" WHEN HE'S
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:11 PM Author: razzmatazz home gaming laptop UGLY AS FUCK???
GET A FUCKING CLUE, YOU GEEKY MATH VIRGIN, AND GET OVER YOURSELF, UGLY.
THANKS.
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Provocative self-absorbed elastic band http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8080/keyboard48ej.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366122) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:13 PM Author: razzmatazz home gaming laptop i think it was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366131) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:14 PM Author: Alcoholic excitant abode I think its part of his schtick, I'm pretty sure he knows his actual attractiveness level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366137) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:15 PM Author: razzmatazz home gaming laptop But it's possible that he does not, and actually believes that "light/angle measurements" account to his ugliness in pictures. wtf, what a fucking loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366146) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:18 PM Author: Yellow haunting point I would strongly suggest that you are the loser for posting this shit 5 times already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366176) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:21 PM Author: razzmatazz home gaming laptop Hi Pensive!
Also, I've only posted this 3 times. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 6:06 PM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set unfortunately, i think he's sincere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4367732) |
Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:19 PM Author: rusted metal location pozpig thanks for this enlightening observation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366180) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 6:42 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address baff's whole family hates me because when I was sitting on his mom's face the other night, I left a wet fart, my first ever. Then I laughed at her and took pictures. As soon as I find a server I'll put them up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368110) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:10 PM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set so now, when you're pwned, you tell poorly-constructed "your mom" jokes. even for you, this is pretty awful schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368790) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:13 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Shaky Dragon Lodge the mom-joke retorts are sort of baffling. they seem straight from the alpha-male-frat-boys that he so pointedly despises. the strategy of having a response to everything seems generally ill-considered. as with hitting on girls, he should be aiming for more aloofness, not engagement.
i don't particularly dislike the guy, so that's really just advice. i suspect a lot more people than admit see some common ground with him. and he's a relatively interesting person if ridiculing him isn't the first objective. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:15 PM Author: nubile half-breed and it's neither classy nor sophisticated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368830) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:23 PM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set i can't imagine any of these so-called high-class never-dated-anyone-before girls that he lusts after would want anything to do with a guy who posts on the internet about wet farts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368905) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:25 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address The first thing I do when I meet a woman is show her my posts on XO. Also, I don't post about such matters except when there are loser-fuckers to be pwnt.
My pensive schtick will end prompty when I get a girlfriend, because (1) the schtick will jump the shark, and (2) I won't have time, given how intense I am. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:28 PM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set and then you'll be back two weeks later to claim that you "pwned" her after 8 straight days of frantically calling and emailing, gradually getting more and more insulting as you became angrier and angrier that she got turned off by your jealous smothering, over-analysis of her every move, and rage that her emotions were not quantifiable.
just like the last time, in other words. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:29 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address No, I don't think that's how it will happen. Nice try, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368974) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:30 PM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set hey, you're 1/1 so far on my scenario. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368991) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:33 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address No, 0/1. You don't understand the context of the breakup. First of all, it had nothing to do with me and would have happened no matter what I had done. Secondly, she guilt-tripped me into being friends with her post-breakup when I wanted us to have no contact until January (figuring that the issue-- namely, her dying relationship with another guy-- might resolve itself by then). So the post-breakup contact was something she wanted, not the other way around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4369020) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:15 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address Shine my shoes, you ill-bred peasant, and maybe I'll give you an English lesson or two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368835) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:21 PM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set i gave your mom english lessons, but it was hard for her to enunciate with my dick down her throat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368886) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:23 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address I'll give you a 154 for effort; nice thesaurus work with "enunciate". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368908) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:24 PM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set i gave your mom 1.54 for effort too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368917) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:25 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address You don't have 1.54" to give. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368941) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:27 PM Author: infuriating main people Did you go to Carleton? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368953) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:28 PM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set no comment. did you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368966) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:29 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address He did, or at least he claims to have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368980) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM Author: infuriating main people No. What was your major? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370446) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:02 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address According to Microposter, who knows him, his was making sketchy advances on women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370485) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Low-t Preventive Strike Indirect Expression According to my Carleton friends, you were considered the top student in that major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370499) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:12 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address Eh, freshman year I was in the running. After that point, I grew too risk-averse and sick of women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370562) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:17 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Shaky Dragon Lodge haven't see you post much, Luis Castillo. is that the only major and only school that hapened to come up with your friends? i'd be curious to know some of the other top students, from other schools in other departments.
(by the way, my friends from your school tell be you were the best quarterback in over 50 years. and you never boast about it yourself. |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 5:48 AM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set what were your other monikers? are you blaaaaaaaaaaaaaack??!?!?!?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4372673) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:49 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address This is lame; that joke jumped the shark, well, as soon as you started using it. You're that benchmark loser who serves as an indicator for a fad going into decline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4373400) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:14 PM Author: racy translucent sneaky criminal native In this house a person can get kidney malfunction waiting for Thelma to get outta the bathroom! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368821) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:19 AM Author: razzmatazz home gaming laptop 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4371775) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:19 AM Author: Aphrodisiac toilet seat deer antler I saw a pic of him, I think, and he looked like a dweeb. I wouldn't ordinarily say something like that, but if this guy thinks he's hot, he needs a reality check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4371777) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 5:59 AM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set http://www.math.wisc.edu/~apache/gallery/foto/Church.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4372680) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:50 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address I didn't say "hot", I said ~80th percentile, which is less than +1 sigma. "Hot" would require +2 sigma. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4373401) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:21 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Shaky Dragon Lodge odd that "Luis Castillo" would have direct, inside information about the person who is the topic of the thread and post only once (apparently ever). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4371797) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 6:01 AM Author: deep marvelous circlehead set extremely odd. but in the realm of pensive, such things are the status quo.
see: http://www.penginus.com/index.php/User:Isomorphic/Minions_of_the_Church
(in which Mike's various usernames are meticulously logged by a Wikipedia admin, with additional contributions from a dozen or more other Wikipedians. check out the profiles of his sock-puppets and note how transparently similar in style and writing they all are. things get even more laughable as various of the sockpuppets try unsuccessfully to delete the catalogue page!) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: Beta Fighting Address "Isomorphic" was a fucking loser and probably made up a bunch of those "sock puppet" accounts himself. I give him kudos for being able to copy my writing style (for all of a few sentences) but other than that he's an idiot, as are all those loser-fuckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4373403) |