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WHY DOES PENSIVE THINK HE'S SO FUCKING "HOT" WHEN HE'S
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:11 PM Author: wine hairraiser wagecucks shitlib UGLY AS FUCK???
GET A FUCKING CLUE, YOU GEEKY MATH VIRGIN, AND GET OVER YOURSELF, UGLY.
THANKS.
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:12 PM Author: Up-to-no-good stimulating principal's office laser beams http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8080/keyboard48ej.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366122) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:13 PM Author: wine hairraiser wagecucks shitlib i think it was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366131) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:14 PM Author: talented center I think its part of his schtick, I'm pretty sure he knows his actual attractiveness level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366137) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:15 PM Author: wine hairraiser wagecucks shitlib But it's possible that he does not, and actually believes that "light/angle measurements" account to his ugliness in pictures. wtf, what a fucking loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366146) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:18 PM Author: At-the-ready gunner hospital I would strongly suggest that you are the loser for posting this shit 5 times already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366176) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:21 PM Author: wine hairraiser wagecucks shitlib Hi Pensive!
Also, I've only posted this 3 times. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 6:06 PM Author: Bateful station gay wizard unfortunately, i think he's sincere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4367732) |
Date: November 23rd, 2005 3:19 PM Author: Coral Abode Becky thanks for this enlightening observation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4366180) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 6:42 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested baff's whole family hates me because when I was sitting on his mom's face the other night, I left a wet fart, my first ever. Then I laughed at her and took pictures. As soon as I find a server I'll put them up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368110) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:10 PM Author: Bateful station gay wizard so now, when you're pwned, you tell poorly-constructed "your mom" jokes. even for you, this is pretty awful schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368790) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:13 PM Author: Stirring Indigo Home the mom-joke retorts are sort of baffling. they seem straight from the alpha-male-frat-boys that he so pointedly despises. the strategy of having a response to everything seems generally ill-considered. as with hitting on girls, he should be aiming for more aloofness, not engagement.
i don't particularly dislike the guy, so that's really just advice. i suspect a lot more people than admit see some common ground with him. and he's a relatively interesting person if ridiculing him isn't the first objective. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:15 PM Author: big-titted forum and it's neither classy nor sophisticated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368830) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:23 PM Author: Bateful station gay wizard i can't imagine any of these so-called high-class never-dated-anyone-before girls that he lusts after would want anything to do with a guy who posts on the internet about wet farts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368905) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:25 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested The first thing I do when I meet a woman is show her my posts on XO. Also, I don't post about such matters except when there are loser-fuckers to be pwnt.
My pensive schtick will end prompty when I get a girlfriend, because (1) the schtick will jump the shark, and (2) I won't have time, given how intense I am. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:28 PM Author: Bateful station gay wizard and then you'll be back two weeks later to claim that you "pwned" her after 8 straight days of frantically calling and emailing, gradually getting more and more insulting as you became angrier and angrier that she got turned off by your jealous smothering, over-analysis of her every move, and rage that her emotions were not quantifiable.
just like the last time, in other words. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:29 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested No, I don't think that's how it will happen. Nice try, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368974) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:30 PM Author: Bateful station gay wizard hey, you're 1/1 so far on my scenario. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368991) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:33 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested No, 0/1. You don't understand the context of the breakup. First of all, it had nothing to do with me and would have happened no matter what I had done. Secondly, she guilt-tripped me into being friends with her post-breakup when I wanted us to have no contact until January (figuring that the issue-- namely, her dying relationship with another guy-- might resolve itself by then). So the post-breakup contact was something she wanted, not the other way around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4369020) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:15 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested Shine my shoes, you ill-bred peasant, and maybe I'll give you an English lesson or two. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368835) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:21 PM Author: Bateful station gay wizard i gave your mom english lessons, but it was hard for her to enunciate with my dick down her throat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368886) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:23 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested I'll give you a 154 for effort; nice thesaurus work with "enunciate". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368908) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:24 PM Author: Bateful station gay wizard i gave your mom 1.54 for effort too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368917) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:25 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested You don't have 1.54" to give. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368941) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:27 PM Author: Ruddy Nowag Did you go to Carleton? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368953) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:28 PM Author: Bateful station gay wizard no comment. did you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368966) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:29 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested He did, or at least he claims to have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368980) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM Author: Ruddy Nowag No. What was your major? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370446) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:02 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested According to Microposter, who knows him, his was making sketchy advances on women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370485) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Poppy Heady Mental Disorder According to my Carleton friends, you were considered the top student in that major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370499) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 11:12 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested Eh, freshman year I was in the running. After that point, I grew too risk-averse and sick of women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4370562) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:17 AM Author: Stirring Indigo Home haven't see you post much, Luis Castillo. is that the only major and only school that hapened to come up with your friends? i'd be curious to know some of the other top students, from other schools in other departments.
(by the way, my friends from your school tell be you were the best quarterback in over 50 years. and you never boast about it yourself. |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 5:48 AM Author: Bateful station gay wizard what were your other monikers? are you blaaaaaaaaaaaaaack??!?!?!?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4372673) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:49 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested This is lame; that joke jumped the shark, well, as soon as you started using it. You're that benchmark loser who serves as an indicator for a fad going into decline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4373400) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2005 8:14 PM Author: Dead carnelian legend In this house a person can get kidney malfunction waiting for Thelma to get outta the bathroom! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4368821) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:19 AM Author: wine hairraiser wagecucks shitlib 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4371775) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:19 AM Author: Odious Ungodly Deer Antler Athletic Conference I saw a pic of him, I think, and he looked like a dweeb. I wouldn't ordinarily say something like that, but if this guy thinks he's hot, he needs a reality check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4371777) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 5:59 AM Author: Bateful station gay wizard http://www.math.wisc.edu/~apache/gallery/foto/Church.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4372680) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:50 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested I didn't say "hot", I said ~80th percentile, which is less than +1 sigma. "Hot" would require +2 sigma. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4373401) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:21 AM Author: Stirring Indigo Home odd that "Luis Castillo" would have direct, inside information about the person who is the topic of the thread and post only once (apparently ever). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4371797) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 6:01 AM Author: Bateful station gay wizard extremely odd. but in the realm of pensive, such things are the status quo.
see: http://www.penginus.com/index.php/User:Isomorphic/Minions_of_the_Church
(in which Mike's various usernames are meticulously logged by a Wikipedia admin, with additional contributions from a dozen or more other Wikipedians. check out the profiles of his sock-puppets and note how transparently similar in style and writing they all are. things get even more laughable as various of the sockpuppets try unsuccessfully to delete the catalogue page!) |
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Date: November 24th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: violet hairless address idea he suggested "Isomorphic" was a fucking loser and probably made up a bunch of those "sock puppet" accounts himself. I give him kudos for being able to copy my writing style (for all of a few sentences) but other than that he's an idiot, as are all those loser-fuckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=304598&forum_id=2#4373403) |