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Date: December 5th, 2015 8:35 AM Author: ebony locus
*A young Lieutenant Platoon Leader is shouting into the radio back to HQ*
"SIR! WE'RE LOSING GROUND HERE! I REPEAT, WE ARE LOSING THE NARRATIVE!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3062421&forum_id=2#29313755) |
Date: December 5th, 2015 8:56 AM Author: ebony locus
PLT: "SIR! The enemy has stopped our advancement. We tried to attack with our "Work place dispute" drones, but it didn't work!"
Colonel: "Don't worry, I sent in a New York Times FRONT-PAGE editorial to reinforce you!"
PLT: "SIR, It didn't work! ISIS just gave a shout out to the wife on their radio station!
*Explosions heard in the distance*
PLT: "SIR! The Gun Debate Artillery has missed every target we try to hit! We need to fall back!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3062421&forum_id=2#29313801) |
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