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jerbless after graduating from non-GULC T14. Grounds for Killself?

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Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
welcome to my life. we should actually unite into a revoluti...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
lol it could be worse because you're more prestigious than I...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
yeah, it's a much more precipitous fall.
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
should've done PUBLIC IVY UG liek me. a fabulous education a...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
ljl
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
you're a good poaster snailmo.
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
Lol, arent you an anti-trump fag? Lol, im glad you got what...
poppy razzle-dazzle chad piazza
  12/14/15
I'm pro-Trump now. A powerful fuhrer is the only hope of my ...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
Not sure you understand how that works.
shimmering sick macaca
  12/14/15
i did that years ago. isn't that like half the class?
garnet roommate
  12/14/15
probably between 5-20% now.
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
maybe if you're counting bs jobs. not jobs that pay 60k+.
garnet roommate
  12/14/15
my "job" pays under 20k in NY. it's also like ...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
what are you up to now? no doobs. but I am very depressed an...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
enjoying life as a member of a completely and utterly lost g...
garnet roommate
  12/14/15
same. I'm nodebt so it could be worse. Also well-educated en...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
to be fair, law looks like an utterly miserable profession ...
garnet roommate
  12/14/15
it's TTT like this entire country. all lawyers should be SHO...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
i dunno about that, but they do seem like miserable people, ...
garnet roommate
  12/14/15
most people who grind never make it either. iirc, only 10% o...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
yeah, but it just isn't a profession for slacking, all xo no...
garnet roommate
  12/14/15
if credentialism didn't go away, I'd be employable somewhere...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
no you wouldn't. you didn't get a job. you're unemployed. th...
garnet roommate
  12/14/15
this is retarded. inhouse lawyers have some of the best corp...
Vigorous hominid
  12/14/15
explain about these welfare programs. what welfare are you e...
Multi-colored henna laser beams
  12/14/15
Most recent biglaw + clerkship rates are actually decent (co...
Crystalline ceo wagecucks
  12/14/15
Bad grades? Enjoyed your time in Ithaca too much brother, br...
racy box office
  12/14/15
above median, actually
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
height?
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
jeez. then I'm going to guess that you have an extremely fl...
Cracking address rigpig
  12/14/15
Nah, probably just going to commit suicide once the parents ...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
120, you should take down some lawyers/law school enablers b...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
it all started with a political science education.
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
tbqf, even with a poli sci degree, you can do some cool stuf...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
settle down
Shivering harsh step-uncle's house
  12/14/15
Why did you specify "non-GULC"? GULC is no worse a...
spruce pit alpha
  12/14/15
simmer down, Doobs.
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
what's your plan breh
Exciting library turdskin
  12/14/15
...
Multi-colored henna laser beams
  12/14/15
just do code school bro
irate new version university
  12/14/15
Median T14 bro here. Soon there will be a YYYUUUUUGGGGGEEE w...
bearded aqua abode hissy fit
  12/14/15
this is why I'm voting for Trump.
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
Cosigned
bearded aqua abode hissy fit
  12/14/15
we few, we happy few, we band of BROTHERS
bearded aqua abode hissy fit
  12/14/15
...
racy box office
  12/14/15
serious question how are you faggots ending up jobless from ...
Thriller yapping theater azn
  12/14/15
above median at T6 actually
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
ok so explain how you fucked it up this bad
Thriller yapping theater azn
  12/14/15
simmer down, Ted.
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
Threads like this depress me a lot and make me really anxiou...
Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire
  12/14/15
are you in school right now or something? don't let the cons...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
I'm in UG. It's just a bleak job market it looks like. Like ...
Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire
  12/14/15
LOL. no such thing as a good law school. ur life has INFINIT...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
if you aren't in law school yet, gET OUT ESCAPE
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
What would you if you were a 2nd sem. sophomore in UG?
Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire
  12/14/15
switch to a computer science major immediately.
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
I can't.
Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire
  12/14/15
dunno. ANYTHING but law school. anything is better. ANYTHING...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
Doing Quantitative Economics and Philosophy. Is that a usefu...
Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire
  12/14/15
seems like a mix of useful + useless. aka, solid. just do...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
What would your move be in terms of trying to get jobs?
Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire
  12/14/15
dunno never considered full employment in my life because I ...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
identify desired location/market - begin making some phone c...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
How much does GPA matter in terms of attaining a decent job?
Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire
  12/14/15
I don't know. I should be employed with my grades, if that t...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
I was technically jerbless when I graduated below median fro...
hyperactive depressive theatre
  12/14/15
3 months after getting bar results or after graduation? but ...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
Bar results. Went on a 180 bar trip, then came back. Worked ...
hyperactive depressive theatre
  12/14/15
180
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
should have become an accountant
fragrant soggy space gay wizard
  12/14/15
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Vigorous hominid
  12/14/15
Reminder: OP is DOOBS and he is not even at a T-14.
bespoke incel immigrant
  12/14/15
Reminder: after I poasted this, doobs went pumo.
bespoke incel immigrant
  12/14/15
Congrats on having a bottom 10% personality.
light frisky sneaky criminal
  12/14/15
Thanks, this makes me less suicidal!
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
If you have above median grades at a top 14 school and don't...
Bateful chapel gaping
  12/14/15
thanks, friend
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
I want to let you know that I had a similar struggle and obt...
Bateful chapel gaping
  12/14/15
i can't tell if this is flame. if it is, it's not appreciate...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
I am not flaming you. You have severe depression as you ...
Bateful chapel gaping
  12/14/15
Then why was I unable to get a job before suicidal plans? It...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
How long unemployed?
Bateful chapel gaping
  12/14/15
Too long. More than a year. It's over. I might as well try t...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
Know people who spent 2 years looking and landed at solid fi...
Bateful chapel gaping
  12/14/15
I've been rejected by almost every firm in the metro area. I...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
Going to say it again. You feel more comfortable being a vi...
Bateful chapel gaping
  12/14/15
It can't be mental because I was failing even before I fell ...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
lol, you think I haven't actually done this? I've been to us...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
I looked for a job for 9 months out of school before landing...
Bateful chapel gaping
  12/14/15
and how I would exactly land any kind of job and WHY would i...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
I applied and networked with a managing partner of the firm....
Bateful chapel gaping
  12/14/15
I tried this. Lady canned me.
shimmering sick macaca
  12/14/15
for all the clothmos saying i have a severe personality diso...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
the toxic flame about MFH...isn't flame. yeah, I also und...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
i don't know if i dodged a bullet or not but i think i would...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
probably. same here.
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
...
talented lemon dilemma telephone
  12/14/15
I have debt actually. I am calling a psychiatrist tomorrow b...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
...
talented lemon dilemma telephone
  12/14/15
Thank you
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
I used to go to psychiatrists. They were all completely usel...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
Sounds like you played musical chairs and there wasn't a cha...
slate national faggot firefighter
  12/14/15
yeah, that's something I think about a lot. Even if I had ac...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
Nah. That's depressing but you will find something eventuall...
Geriatric feces
  12/14/15
Doobs, listen to me. We all told you not to go to law school...
bespoke incel immigrant
  12/14/15
lol, doobs will almost certainly be more successful than me ...
Emerald Point
  12/14/15
Do I have to post a picture of my bar card to get you psycho...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
true or false: you changed your moniker after poasting this ...
bespoke incel immigrant
  12/14/15
True. Didn't want to leave a paper trail because friends fro...
Zippy brunch
  12/14/15
True or false: that is a known doobs moniker?
bespoke incel immigrant
  12/14/15


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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Zippy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375656)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: Emerald Point

welcome to my life. we should actually unite into a revolutionary brotherhood to execute all lawyers, all wealthy people in the most gruesome fashion imaginable.

I was ivy->T6, so it could be worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375666)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:17 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

lol it could be worse because you're more prestigious than I am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375675)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Emerald Point

yeah, it's a much more precipitous fall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375682)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

should've done PUBLIC IVY UG liek me. a fabulous education at a discount!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375691)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: Emerald Point

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375696)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

you're a good poaster snailmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375697)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:34 PM
Author: poppy razzle-dazzle chad piazza

Lol, arent you an anti-trump fag? Lol, im glad you got what you deserved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379860)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Emerald Point

I'm pro-Trump now. A powerful fuhrer is the only hope of my life ever becoming acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379864)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:39 PM
Author: shimmering sick macaca

Not sure you understand how that works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379907)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: garnet roommate

i did that years ago. isn't that like half the class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375669)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

probably between 5-20% now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375671)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: garnet roommate

maybe if you're counting bs jobs. not jobs that pay 60k+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375684)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: Emerald Point

my "job" pays under 20k in NY.

it's also like under 10 hours a week ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375685)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

what are you up to now? no doobs. but I am very depressed and doing the whole "shaking hands and kissing babies" networking desperation thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375688)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: garnet roommate

enjoying life as a member of a completely and utterly lost generation. i didn't have any debt tho, if i had, id be totally fucked and would probably just drink myself to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375714)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Emerald Point

same. I'm nodebt so it could be worse. Also well-educated enough to milk every city, state, and national welfare program in existence.

edit: honestly milking some of them in an "illegal" way, but if some state official calls me out, I've already prepared a vicious pro se constitutional challenge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375718)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: garnet roommate

to be fair, law looks like an utterly miserable profession and i cannot even fathom how badly the new liberalized legal workforce must suck. i did a bunch of internships in legal private sector and state and fed gov and they all made me numb with depression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375726)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Emerald Point

it's TTT like this entire country. all lawyers should be SHOT. judges too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375732)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: garnet roommate

i dunno about that, but they do seem like miserable people, and if people aren't 100% deadset on the corporate lifestyle and grinding their asses off to make partner, they shouldn't even consider harvard on a full scholly. at the time i applied, i really didn't get that law school was now for liberal white women living off of their parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375757)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Emerald Point

most people who grind never make it either. iirc, only 10% of graduates ever will become a law partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375766)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:35 AM
Author: garnet roommate

yeah, but it just isn't a profession for slacking, all xo nonsense aside, and lawyers obsess so much over credentials that some people have a huge leg up when they graduate. credentialism doesn't just "go away" in this profession. and 10% sounds like a lot given that 95% probably more or less give up before they graduate. i guess my point was that there is no fucking reason to do law other than to make money, and in america there is no second place, so you either aim high or don't even play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375781)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: Emerald Point

if credentialism didn't go away, I'd be employable somewhere in America. that is clearly not true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375786)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: garnet roommate

no you wouldn't. you didn't get a job. you're unemployed. that's a black x. your legal career is over. that's credentialism. if it went away, you'd stand a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375969)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Vigorous hominid

this is retarded. inhouse lawyers have some of the best corporate jerbs going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375824)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Multi-colored henna laser beams

explain about these welfare programs. what welfare are you even eligible for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375897)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Crystalline ceo wagecucks

Most recent biglaw + clerkship rates are actually decent (compared to the few years before) for most of the T14:

1 (4). Columbia (78.8%)

2 (7). Penn (78%)

3 (4): Chicago (76%)

4 (3). Stanford (74.8%)

5 (13). Cornell (74.3%)

6 (6). NYU (71.4%)

7 (2). Harvard (71.1%)

8 (8). Duke (70.2%)

9 (8). Virginia (67.6%)

10 (12). Northwestern (65%)

11 (8). UC Berkeley (62%)

12 (1). Yale (60.4%)

13 (11). Michigan (54%)

…..

…..

…..

14 (14). Georgetown (48%)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376132)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: racy box office

Bad grades? Enjoyed your time in Ithaca too much brother, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375708)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

above median, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375712)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Emerald Point

height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375719)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Cracking address rigpig

jeez. then I'm going to guess that you have an extremely flawed personality that's preventing you from getting hired. go to coding boot camp or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375753)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

Nah, probably just going to commit suicide once the parents have kicked the bucket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375763)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Emerald Point

120, you should take down some lawyers/law school enablers before you peace out.

you're clearly smart, your life could have been great if not for law school and the sick twisted reality of America's "law capitalism"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375771)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

it all started with a political science education.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375775)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Emerald Point

tbqf, even with a poli sci degree, you can do some cool stuff. a law degree pretty much dooms you forever.

this is a unique way to destroy people's lives that only exists in this shit nation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375778)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: Shivering harsh step-uncle's house

settle down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375783)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: spruce pit alpha

Why did you specify "non-GULC"? GULC is no worse at jobs than any other school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375737)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

simmer down, Doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375745)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Exciting library turdskin

what's your plan breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375767)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Multi-colored henna laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375870)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: irate new version university

just do code school bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375932)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: bearded aqua abode hissy fit

Median T14 bro here. Soon there will be a YYYUUUUUGGGGGEEE war and we'll feel compelled to enlist, and we will either die fighting for our country our return as heroes and our JD will no longer hold us down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375952)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

this is why I'm voting for Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375957)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: bearded aqua abode hissy fit

Cosigned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29375974)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: bearded aqua abode hissy fit

we few, we happy few, we band of BROTHERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376024)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: racy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376089)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Thriller yapping theater azn

serious question how are you faggots ending up jobless from above median at T14 LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376071)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Emerald Point

above median at T6 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376078)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Thriller yapping theater azn

ok so explain how you fucked it up this bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376212)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

simmer down, Ted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376079)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire

Threads like this depress me a lot and make me really anxious. Fuck you guys. Thank you. But seriously, fuck you too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376114)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

are you in school right now or something? don't let the constant suicidal ideation scare you off or anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376119)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire

I'm in UG. It's just a bleak job market it looks like. Like how shitty can the economy be if the average graduate from some of the best law schools in the country are unemployed. It's super fucking scary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376128)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Emerald Point

LOL. no such thing as a good law school. ur life has INFINITE POTENTIAL until you go to law shoool then you have NO POTENTIAL LEFT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376156)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Emerald Point

if you aren't in law school yet, gET OUT ESCAPE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376123)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire

What would you if you were a 2nd sem. sophomore in UG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376136)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

switch to a computer science major immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376148)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire

I can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376159)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Emerald Point

dunno. ANYTHING but law school. anything is better. ANYTHING! you can do ANYTHING with your life!

personally, I'd study one useful subject (economics, comp sci) and then study one fun subject (history, poli sci, art, music). double-major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376149)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire

Doing Quantitative Economics and Philosophy. Is that a useful degree or a bullshit lib arts scam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376164)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Emerald Point

seems like a mix of useful + useless. aka, solid.

just don't go to law school. remember ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE until you go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376169)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Zippy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376172)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire

What would your move be in terms of trying to get jobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376191)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Emerald Point

dunno never considered full employment in my life because I am stuck in LAW and I will never be in a position to even acquire good employment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376196)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

identify desired location/market - begin making some phone calls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376198)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome multi-billionaire

How much does GPA matter in terms of attaining a decent job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376203)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

I don't know. I should be employed with my grades, if that tells you anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376213)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: hyperactive depressive theatre

I was technically jerbless when I graduated below median from a TT. Networked my way into the job I have now, it took about 3 months. It's not grounds for killself, you just need to get your head out of the toxic law school culture and realize that you're a fucking adult and can go make something happen. So do that. You'll be fine once you stop licking your wounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376157)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

3 months after getting bar results or after graduation? but thank you I appreciate the vote of confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376168)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: hyperactive depressive theatre

Bar results. Went on a 180 bar trip, then came back. Worked a short-term gig for 3 months while I was sending out resumes...hit something that was perfect for my background and what I went to school to do just before the new year. It has been a year and I still can't figure out if I got lucky, or if I just played it better than the other folks I knew in law school who def. did better than me, but still don't have a long-term gig. Best advice I have is to leverage your contacts to get your resume to the top of the pile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376224)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: Zippy brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376229)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: fragrant soggy space gay wizard

should have become an accountant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376209)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Vigorous hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29376226)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 5:43 PM
Author: bespoke incel immigrant

Reminder: OP is DOOBS and he is not even at a T-14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29378420)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: bespoke incel immigrant

Reminder: after I poasted this, doobs went pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379724)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: light frisky sneaky criminal

Congrats on having a bottom 10% personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29378460)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: Zippy brunch

Thanks, this makes me less suicidal!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29378473)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Bateful chapel gaping

If you have above median grades at a top 14 school and don't have a job, you have a serious personality disorder or are suffering from severe mental disease. Seek help.

The reason you think you do not have a job is that you are incredibly unlucky despite your great credentials. The harsh reality is that you are such an unpleasant person to be around that people cannot even tolerate the idea of being around you. My firm recently rejected a top 14 grad with top 5% law review, but the guy had severe aspergers.

You need to work with a professional and find out why you are so toxic. The good news is that you can improve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379471)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Zippy brunch

thanks, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379478)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 8:51 PM
Author: Bateful chapel gaping

I want to let you know that I had a similar struggle and obtained a biglaw job. I had to go to a therapist, resolve my shitty childhood abuse issues, and built up the confidence to become a way better person overall. I used to go to 100 interviews to get one job. I basically get every job I interview for now. Please go seek counseling, there are counselors who will accept any insurance and can help you for next to nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379487)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: Zippy brunch

i can't tell if this is flame. if it is, it's not appreciated or funny, brother.

edit: i went through severe depression and sought counseling when i struck out at OCI - I'm pretty sure they would have diagnosed me with autism or whatever personality disorder you're talking about then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379507)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Bateful chapel gaping

I am not flaming you.

You have severe depression as you are considering suicide. Severe depression is a mental illness. When you go in for interviews, people can tell, consciously or subconsciously that you are extremely unhappy. You might think you can hide it, but you can't. The number one thing people do not want is someone who is unhappy.

If you resolve your depression issues with a professional you will get a job. Trust me. You may have to go daily or three times a week, but you will get better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379661)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Emerald Point

Then why was I unable to get a job before suicidal plans? It's much more than depression. At best, my personality is fundamentally doomed.

Keep in mind that I only went down this path because long-term unemployment permanently removed my hope of EVER having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379673)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Bateful chapel gaping

How long unemployed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379688)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: Emerald Point

Too long. More than a year. It's over. I might as well try to rob a bank. After I fail and go to jail and get out, I can just eliminate law school off my resume and say I was in jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379701)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:18 PM
Author: Bateful chapel gaping

Know people who spent 2 years looking and landed at solid firms. You just seem determined to have an awful life. I used to be like you and am now a happy person at a small firm making decent money with good friends and family. Hope you pull it together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379714)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:19 PM
Author: Emerald Point

I've been rejected by almost every firm in the metro area. I gave up on biglaw a long time ago. Even shitlaw isn't interested. It's just not possible anymore. There's nothing left.

even if I get anything, it will be the utter worst of all imaginable jobs, probably 40k for 80 hours of work. At that point, welfare & unemployment makes more sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379718)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Bateful chapel gaping

Going to say it again. You feel more comfortable being a victim than actually trying to do something for yourself. You want your life to be horrible because that's a familiarity you crave.

Your problems are not professional, they are mental. Seek help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379737)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: Emerald Point

It can't be mental because I was failing even before I fell into suicidal ideation? Why the fuck should I feel any better when I realize that the EXACT SAME THING awaits me? They haven't changed in any way and I haven't changed myself in any way, especially since no one in the world can provide any reason why I was failing probably because no one wants to say that there are just some people who nobody ever wants around them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379773)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: Emerald Point

lol, you think I haven't actually done this? I've been to useless school advisers, I've been to useless outside consultants/trainers, I've even been to useless boomer lawyers.

None of them savaged me or anything which is why I think they're all useless. The consensus, which I don't trust at all, is that I was pretty average/generic on answering interview questions, but had a solidly affable personality.

Edit: Anyways, it's too late for me now anyways. I have a resume gap of long-term unemployment so I will never be gainfully employed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379516)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Bateful chapel gaping

I looked for a job for 9 months out of school before landing at a biglaw firm that is extremely well regarded. Stop sulking and throwing a pity party. Work with someone to feel better and you will get a job.

The reality which you have to accept is that you feel more comfortable being unhappy and unemployed and that it is uncomfortable for you to even take the chance of believing your life can be better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379683)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: Emerald Point

and how I would exactly land any kind of job and WHY would it ever be different from the other 500 times I've tried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379704)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Bateful chapel gaping

I applied and networked with a managing partner of the firm. I then got the job which was different from the 1,000 other applications I sent out. You are not the special first person who has had a tough time getting a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379722)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: shimmering sick macaca

I tried this. Lady canned me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379539)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Zippy brunch

for all the clothmos saying i have a severe personality disorder. FYI i was actually dumb enough to underbid NY and overbid DC. this may have been a mistake in retrospect but I think i was reading some toxic flame about MFH at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379634)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:08 PM
Author: Emerald Point

the toxic flame about MFH...isn't flame.

yeah, I also underbid NYC, which is a mistake because I'm from NYC. Got demolished everywhere else. by 3L, it was too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379643)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Zippy brunch

i don't know if i dodged a bullet or not but i think i would have been suicidal either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379649)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Emerald Point

probably. same here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379653)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:18 PM
Author: talented lemon dilemma telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379711)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Zippy brunch

I have debt actually. I am calling a psychiatrist tomorrow because of this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379742)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: talented lemon dilemma telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379786)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: Zippy brunch

Thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379792)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: Emerald Point

I used to go to psychiatrists. They were all completely useless. No good advice or any information. All they fucking did was prescribe MEDICATION to line their own fucking pockets. Like everything else in this shit country, it's just fucking over people for an extra penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379822)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: slate national faggot firefighter

Sounds like you played musical chairs and there wasn't a chair for you when the music stopped. It happens. I def. wouldn't killself though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379730)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: Emerald Point

yeah, that's something I think about a lot. Even if I had achieved any degree of life happiness, that would come at the direct cost of someone else. In short, to escape my current circumstances, I have to doom someone else to those circumstances.

Something about that sits deeply badly with me. And the more I think about it, the more bullshit American capitalism is. Misery like this is basically inevitable and will always happen to huge numbers of people. Fuck this shit.

The "people" who have created this system, who profit from this system, should be lined up and killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379798)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Geriatric feces

Nah. That's depressing but you will find something eventually. I know a lot of people who had terrible early careers and ended up OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379750)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: bespoke incel immigrant

Doobs, listen to me. We all told you not to go to law school. We also told you definitely not to go to LS outside the T-14, which--contrary to your poast--you did. People from your school have no business working in DC or NY. You should have bid Chicago, but you fucked up. Your best bet now is to try to get some small firm or non-profit gig through an alum, or just take the bar and sweat it out for a shitlaw or smalllaw gig. Your odds at biglaw were always zero, as everyone told you. The thought of you speaking to or interacting with a F100 client actually makes me LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379804)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: Emerald Point

lol, doobs will almost certainly be more successful than me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379827)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: Zippy brunch

Do I have to post a picture of my bar card to get you psychos to fuck off? What can I do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29379844)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: bespoke incel immigrant

true or false: you changed your moniker after poasting this thread and after I called you out as doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29380022)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Zippy brunch

True. Didn't want to leave a paper trail because friends from school know I poast here. Should I change it to a certain "jobless" type of aspergers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29380039)



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Date: December 14th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: bespoke incel immigrant

True or false: that is a known doobs moniker?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3070015&forum_id=2#29380143)