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Can Someone Explain the Whole Pensive Story?
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: opaque turdskin stage From start to finish? He seemed like a decent guy even though a lot of people ragged on him. Honestly, anyone in a Math PhD program is probably somewhat cool if you get to know them.
Obviously though, it was a tad bit immature to out himself and talk about psychiatric problems.
So... I'm listening. |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:04 PM Author: fragrant silver sanctuary fuck you, pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4406963) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:14 PM Author: opaque turdskin stage It's not, I'm not pensive. He's ugly, I'll give you that. there. now tell the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407057) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:17 PM Author: Free-loading cerise box office pensive, we know it's you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407108) |
Date: November 28th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: Haunting address I missed it as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4406919) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:03 PM Author: opaque turdskin stage Pensive come tell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4406940) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:04 PM Author: Free-loading cerise box office I've realize that Carleton women only exist if I kill myself, and seeing as its 35 days before I graduate, I simply won't. I simply won't do it. Because at 5:27 AM (sunrise) June 12, Carelton women simply no longer exist, and they can't get me and they can't hurt me.
Carleton women are planning a final assualt on me, on myself and my persona, before then. I can feel it in the air because, at spring concert, I smelt the prevailing, pre-attack stenches. That is why I left. I want to be absent for Carleton womens' final assault on me, so I won't be there and they will all maul each other instead of me.
Carleton women can only exist if they prevent me from making history, or doing something useful, or whatever. To exist at all, Carleton women have to defeat me, else they will fade into the Stygian mist they came from. How do I prevent them from beating me? By, at all costs, staying alive till 5:27 AM on 6/12/2005.
Carleton women will only be sated if I do what I never will: commit suicide. By refusing to do that I negate all possibility of their existence. For all this time, I thought women held some kind of power. But the truth is, that if I am alive at sunrise, June 12, they never existed. I hold the fucking power!
Carleton women are in the worst place ever, because they know they have lost. They will lauch some pathetic last assault on me, a mockery of Amrgageddon, and it will fail. All I have to do to make them never exist at all is prevent them from killing me, or making me kill myself, for 35 days. I honestly believe I will be able to stay completely away from them till that point. And then what do they have? Nothing.
Once I leave Carleton, leaving this depressing shell of myself, that women made by being evil, behind, I will go on to make history. The only way Carleton women can prevent me from doing that is to prevent me from making history. They have 35 days to intercept me, destroy me, and I ironically wish them luck. Fuck them. They will fail.
That is the end. If [redacted] doesnt' delete this file by 12 June 2005, I will declare my victory here, and everywhere, at 5:27 am. (If the file is deleted, I will simply declare victory everywhere but here.) I will be free of the evils committed by Carleton women, and able to make the best of myself that I can without Mephistophelian interference by the Red Menace.
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:05 PM Author: metal becky carleton is a horrible college was all I got out of it.
sorry americanski. |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:19 PM Author: cyan maniacal property It's not that bad, really! We're really good at frisbee! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407126) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: Peach deer antler controversial mathematician begins posting; adopts ill-fated schtick from the 'elite alliance' with a dose of tragic unawareness; eventual isolation culminating in the impossible yet unavoidable conclusion that said poster wasn't actually schtick, and that he was bonafide insane; appearance of alleged carleton alumns with stylistic similarities to the mathematician throws board into convulsions; the disclosure of mathematician's past files indicates, shockingly, that he might be a normal person after all.
also, carleton should be destroyed. |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:14 PM Author: geriatric theater stage patrolman titcr except for that part about the files revealing that "he might be a normal person after all" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407063) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:15 PM Author: Free-loading cerise box office "disclosure of mathematician's past files indicates, shockingly, that he might be a normal person after all."
where is this coming from? what in the holy fuck is going on around here. did you not read the excerpt i re-posted in this thread? |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:17 PM Author: Peach deer antler doesn't sound any different from an exaggerated form of dylan thomas or any typical angst-ridden writer to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407096) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:19 PM Author: Free-loading cerise box office "Carleton women will only be sated if I do what I never will: commit suicide. By refusing to do that I negate all possibility of their existence. For all this time, I thought women held some kind of power. But the truth is, that if I am alive at sunrise, June 12, they never existed. I hold the fucking power!"
i think this quote pretty much speaks for itself.
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:21 PM Author: Autistic exhilarant stag film It's stupid bullshit from a self pitying attention whore. And it's really fucking irritating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407166) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:17 PM Author: Aquamarine Boyish Range *Yawn* Sounds boring as hell. Glad I didn't bother reading those threads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407098) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:13 PM Author: titillating indigo filthpig station "Honestly, anyone in a Math PhD program is probably somewhat cool if you get to know them."
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:18 PM Author: opaque turdskin stage is this is pensive, based on that other bullshit I just read, you should stfu, you've "said" enough stupid shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407118) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:19 PM Author: titillating indigo filthpig station WTF are you talking about dumbass? I'm ridiculing the idea that math phds are "cool." Read my username, I'm not pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407132) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:21 PM Author: Free-loading cerise box office note to above poster: Everyone Else Must Fail is pensive, aka Mike Church. you're dealing with a psycho, so watch out.
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:22 PM Author: opaque turdskin stage yoyo I'm not, I'm usually a lurker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407172) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:27 PM Author: Free-loading cerise box office "Honestly, anyone in a Math PhD program is probably somewhat cool if you get to know them."
that, and you started calling pensive ugly as if to say that you are not him. BUT, nobody thinks pensive is ugly; they just think he's insane. pensive on the other hand thinks that he's a good-looking guy, but that everyone else thinks he's ugly for some reason. he tries to reconcile this by attributing the gap to some made up upper-class vs lower-class aesthetic. so im 80% sure it's you, pensive. |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:28 PM Author: opaque turdskin stage dude, I'm not that guy
if mike church had been thoroughly pwned already why would he start another thread like this?? he already knows what ppl think about him |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:29 PM Author: Free-loading cerise box office whatever. i dont even care anymore as long as it's public knowledge that pensive is insane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407248) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:19 PM Author: up-to-no-good know-it-all market I hold the fucking power! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407133) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:21 PM Author: Free-loading cerise box office that was the best part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407156) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:21 PM Author: Peach deer antler I like this quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407160) |
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Date: November 28th, 2005 10:29 PM Author: up-to-no-good know-it-all market What if pensive had died at 5:26 am, June 12? How would you feel then, assholes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#4407243) |
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Date: July 11th, 2008 10:56 AM Author: Appetizing church building nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=307834&forum_id=2#9963674) |