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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
adventurous gaping
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Big-titted seedy giraffe
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Metal Stage National Security Agency
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Dashing digit ratio
  10/24/16
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swashbuckling crusty death wish range
  01/03/17
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  02/20/18
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  06/03/19
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Metal Stage National Security Agency
  10/14/20
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Autistic round eye milk
  01/25/16
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Brindle laughsome halford new version
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Silver deep trust fund
  01/25/16
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Unholy Feces
  01/25/16
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Brindle laughsome halford new version
  01/25/16
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Silver deep trust fund
  01/25/16
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Exhilarant adulterous genital piercing jew
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
yapping pale locus
  01/25/16
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Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
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Demanding Indian Lodge
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Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
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appetizing indirect expression nowag
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
floppy dragon piazza
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Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann
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adventurous gaping
  01/26/16
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Charcoal provocative faggotry roommate
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vibrant tripping corner stain
  01/26/16
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  11/27/16
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yapping pale locus
  06/13/17
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Citrine fanboi
  12/19/17
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Vivacious topaz location
  01/24/18
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heady know-it-all multi-billionaire
  06/10/24
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Big-titted seedy giraffe
  01/26/16
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Nudist Sinister Meetinghouse Lettuce
  10/24/16
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swashbuckling crusty death wish range
  11/27/16
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yapping pale locus
  01/23/17
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Diverse sexy persian pozpig
  03/15/17
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yapping pale locus
  04/20/17
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yapping pale locus
  02/20/18
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  05/24/18
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  09/26/21
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talented outnumbered candlestick maker goal in life
  03/12/22
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heady know-it-all multi-billionaire
  05/15/22
...
heady know-it-all multi-billionaire
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Beady-eyed indigo school
  01/25/16
Brutal
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
...
Dull Sneaky Criminal Knife
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
disgusting associate
  01/25/16
toxic
Garnet Telephone
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Unhinged bateful mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
Mind-boggling salmon church building coldplay fan
  01/25/16
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Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
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marvelous windowlicker
  01/25/16
damnit
Titillating sticky lodge elastic band
  01/25/16
...
Brindle laughsome halford new version
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
jfc
yapping pale locus
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Brindle laughsome halford new version
  01/25/16
...
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
yapping pale locus
  01/25/16
Cr
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
hm
Frozen parlour selfie
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
wait
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/25/16
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Big-titted seedy giraffe
  01/26/16
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razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim
  01/25/16
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Vivacious topaz location
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Unhinged bateful mental disorder
  01/25/16
...
Racy fluffy plaza
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Beady-eyed indigo school
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
yapping pale locus
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Beady-eyed indigo school
  01/25/16
...
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/25/16
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Citrine fanboi
  01/25/16
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charismatic fuchsia field
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Titillating sticky lodge elastic band
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
marvelous windowlicker
  01/25/16
...
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/27/16
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disgusting associate
  01/25/16
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appetizing indirect expression nowag
  01/25/16
damn
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
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massive beta newt church
  01/25/16
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Razzle Vermilion French Chef
  01/25/16
O LORD
Zombie-like spot
  01/25/16
jfc
Saffron glittery dilemma tank
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
violet center therapy
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann
  01/25/16
...
Brindle laughsome halford new version
  01/25/16
Lmao
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
...
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  01/25/16
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Big-titted seedy giraffe
  01/26/16
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massive beta newt church
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  01/26/16
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Vivacious topaz location
  02/15/16
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Transparent out-of-control gay wizard
  07/08/17
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bespoke stage
  07/08/17
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  07/08/17
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Vivacious topaz location
  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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  05/24/18
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  03/16/20
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Thriller patrolman
  02/18/22
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lascivious kitty cat mexican
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
floppy dragon piazza
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Titillating sticky lodge elastic band
  01/25/16
ouch
Chestnut partner
  01/26/16
poison
razzmatazz wagecucks voyeur
  01/26/16
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Alcoholic Primrose Haunted Graveyard
  01/26/16
180
adventurous gaping
  01/26/16
...
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
flirting nibblets
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Histrionic home
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Big-titted seedy giraffe
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Cheese-eating toilet seat hell
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
RIP brother
soul-stirring temple yarmulke
  09/27/16
...
lascivious kitty cat mexican
  12/26/17
...
vibrant tripping corner stain
  08/12/19
180
Metal Stage National Security Agency
  01/26/16
...
vibrant tripping corner stain
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Vengeful brilliant whorehouse generalized bond
  01/27/16
...
Citrine fanboi
  01/27/16
...
Vivacious topaz location
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Olive Trip Kitty Jap
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Olive Trip Kitty Jap
  02/02/16
...
Multi-colored karate tanning salon
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Very tactful 180 factory reset button heaven
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Mildly Autistic Stimulating Juggernaut Ratface
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Mustard fear-inspiring wrinkle
  02/24/16
18000000
irate federal shrine pistol
  03/04/16
165
obsidian library
  03/04/16
...
Angry laser beams
  05/19/16
chilling
Tan University
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Insecure Internal Respiration
  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
drunken den clown
  01/23/17
toxic
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  03/13/17
...
Diverse sexy persian pozpig
  03/15/17
...
charismatic fuchsia field
  04/02/17
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aromatic trailer park sex offender
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Hairraiser Pearl Sweet Tailpipe
  07/08/17
...
irradiated slate national
  10/27/17
mother of god
bespoke stage
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Coral quadroon property
  10/27/17
JFC
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  10/27/17
...
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  12/26/17
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  12/26/17
ouch
Cocky curious private investor theatre
  02/20/18
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Arousing Business Firm
  01/16/19
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pearly affirmative action pit
  08/09/19
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Cream nubile orchestra pit
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
electric bistre scourge upon the earth
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
Orange aphrodisiac brethren
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Onyx incel
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
appetizing indirect expression nowag
  01/25/16
...
Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann
  01/25/16
...
Cerebral Ocher Mad-dog Skullcap Hospital
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
toxic
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station
  01/25/16
TY bro
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
...
Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Hot Forum Pisswyrm
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Dull Sneaky Criminal Knife
  10/27/17
...
idiotic locale
  10/27/17
...
Vivacious topaz location
  05/24/18
...
drunken den clown
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Startled police squad
  10/27/17
credited advice
Cocky curious private investor theatre
  05/24/18
even more toxic
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
talking blue cumskin
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Sooty shitlib sanctuary
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
lol
Fragrant foreskin
  06/01/17
...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
adventurous gaping
  01/26/16
...
lascivious kitty cat mexican
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
violet center therapy
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
violet center therapy
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
violet center therapy
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
violet center therapy
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
violet center therapy
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
Lmao
Kink-friendly filthpig
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Vivacious topaz location
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
yapping pale locus
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Vivacious topaz location
  01/25/16
lmao true
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/25/16
...
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/26/16
...
lascivious kitty cat mexican
  12/26/17
Haha
Chartreuse Rebellious Philosopher-king Rehab
  03/19/20
...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
...
marvelous windowlicker
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
flirting nibblets
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Hot Forum Pisswyrm
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Cracking up-to-no-good address skinny woman
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
vigorous weed whacker
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Vivacious topaz location
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Startled police squad
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
soul-stirring temple yarmulke
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
shivering hominid dingle berry
  06/03/19
oh no
Cheese-eating toilet seat hell
  08/08/19
LOL
maniacal fishy ladyboy liquid oxygen
  03/16/20
JFC
drunken den clown
  03/19/20
Update?
Thriller patrolman
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Sable Boyish Institution
  01/25/16
...
Comical jade mood
  01/25/16
...
Citrine fanboi
  05/19/16
...
razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
marvelous windowlicker
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Cr
marvelous windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
Big-titted seedy giraffe
  01/26/16
...
Big-titted seedy giraffe
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
Orange aphrodisiac brethren
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
chrome resort
  01/26/16
...
chrome resort
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Autistic round eye milk
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Transparent out-of-control gay wizard
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Purple Concupiscible Dopamine
  01/26/16
...
massive beta newt church
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
adventurous gaping
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
yapping pale locus
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Purple Concupiscible Dopamine
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Vivacious topaz location
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Autistic round eye milk
  01/26/16
...
bisexual stag film
  01/16/19
...
Chartreuse Rebellious Philosopher-king Rehab
  03/16/20
...
Metal Stage National Security Agency
  01/26/16
...
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/26/16
...
massive beta newt church
  01/26/16
...
Citrine fanboi
  03/28/16
...
pearly affirmative action pit
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
supple duck-like state alpha
  01/26/16
...
Vivacious topaz location
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Metal Stage National Security Agency
  01/26/16
...
Dashing digit ratio
  10/24/16
...
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Sooty shitlib sanctuary
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
balding macaca box office
  04/04/16
...
Diverse sexy persian pozpig
  03/15/17
*applause*
spectacular parlor
  10/27/17
...
Cream nubile orchestra pit
  09/26/21
...
Startled police squad
  01/26/16
...
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Vivacious topaz location
  01/26/16
...
Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
marvelous windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
Describe
Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry
  01/26/16
...
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/26/16
...
Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Vivacious topaz location
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
yapping pale locus
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
irradiated slate national
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
vibrant tripping corner stain
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
flirting nibblets
  01/26/16
Fuck
irradiated slate national
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim
  01/26/16
cq's!
excitant infuriating ticket booth
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
...
drunken den clown
  03/19/20
...
Diverse sexy persian pozpig
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Greedy Office Community Account
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Orange aphrodisiac brethren
  01/26/16
...
Vivacious topaz location
  01/26/16
...
Cocky curious private investor theatre
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station
  01/26/16
...
vibrant tripping corner stain
  01/26/16
LOL fair
galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Purple Concupiscible Dopamine
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...
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lmao at the dog bit
Purple Concupiscible Dopamine
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
do u love it
Green sick really tough guy kitchen
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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...
Frum Nursing Home Organic Girlfriend
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Purple Concupiscible Dopamine
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
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...
Vivacious topaz location
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
yapping pale locus
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
yapping pale locus
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Purple Concupiscible Dopamine
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ok fair im kinda slow today
yapping pale locus
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
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...
jet house party of the first part
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
massive beta newt church
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JFC
Odious Lilac Crackhouse
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180
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...
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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...
Amethyst senate double fault
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
flirting nibblets
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
flirting nibblets
  01/26/16
...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
flirting nibblets
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
flirting nibblets
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
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180 twist
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...
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THIS
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
flirting nibblets
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No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
flirting nibblets
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If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
vibrant tripping corner stain
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
flirting nibblets
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
vibrant tripping corner stain
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Exhilarant adulterous genital piercing jew
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
flirting nibblets
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Exhilarant adulterous genital piercing jew
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
excitant infuriating ticket booth
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
flirting nibblets
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
vibrant tripping corner stain
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
flirting nibblets
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
flirting nibblets
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I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
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damn bruh you going HAM itt
excitant infuriating ticket booth
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180. *GULPS*
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fucking damn
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...
appetizing indirect expression nowag
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180
plum set
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
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  01/27/16
...
razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Olive Trip Kitty Jap
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
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  05/19/16
repost please
Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Domesticated naked queen of the night lay
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
hyperventilating market cuckold
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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180.
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...
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yapping pale locus
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mods please delete
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  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
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...
Vivacious topaz location
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i really like it here
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...
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...
pink messiness tattoo
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
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In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
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... ...
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"i made it," he thought.
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...
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
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...
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
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...
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...
irradiated slate national
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Vivacious topaz location
  01/16/19
...
razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
elite chapel
  01/16/19
Jfc
Vivacious topaz location
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
rambunctious gaming laptop
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Exhilarant adulterous genital piercing jew
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Cowardly
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Cowardly
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Purple Concupiscible Dopamine
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Cowardly
  01/17/19
...
irradiated slate national
  04/08/19
...
mother sandwich
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Wonderful circlehead space
  04/09/19
...
Cowardly
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Cowardly
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Vivacious topaz location
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
corn cake
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Vivacious topaz location
  06/03/19
...
razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Mildly Autistic Stimulating Juggernaut Ratface
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Cowardly
  06/03/19
...
Metal Stage National Security Agency
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Cowardly
  08/08/19
...
Cowardly
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Magenta psychic
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
hunting ground
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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bump
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  03/12/22
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  01/05/23
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all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: adventurous gaping

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Big-titted seedy giraffe

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Metal Stage National Security Agency

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: floppy dragon piazza

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: heady know-it-all multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: heady know-it-all multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed indigo school

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Dull Sneaky Criminal Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: disgusting associate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Garnet Telephone

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Unhinged bateful mental disorder

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling salmon church building coldplay fan



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Titillating sticky lodge elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Brindle laughsome halford new version



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Brindle laughsome halford new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Frozen parlour selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Big-titted seedy giraffe



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim



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Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Unhinged bateful mental disorder

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Racy fluffy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed indigo school

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed indigo school

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



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Author: Citrine fanboi



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Author: charismatic fuchsia field



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Author: Titillating sticky lodge elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: marvelous windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679333)



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Author: Vivacious topaz location



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Hilarious cuck public bath

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Fighting sapphire bbw



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: White harsh codepig toaster

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: disgusting associate



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Author: appetizing indirect expression nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: massive beta newt church



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Razzle Vermilion French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Zombie-like spot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Saffron glittery dilemma tank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: violet center therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Brindle laughsome halford new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: floppy dragon piazza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Titillating sticky lodge elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Chestnut partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz wagecucks voyeur

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: adventurous gaping

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Histrionic home

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Big-titted seedy giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating toilet seat hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring temple yarmulke

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509905)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Metal Stage National Security Agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: vibrant tripping corner stain



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Vengeful brilliant whorehouse generalized bond

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690331)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Olive Trip Kitty Jap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Olive Trip Kitty Jap

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored karate tanning salon



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Very tactful 180 factory reset button heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stimulating Juggernaut Ratface

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Mustard fear-inspiring wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: irate federal shrine pistol

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29980772)



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Author: obsidian library

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Author: Tan University

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Insecure Internal Respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: contagious bull headed abode useless brakes

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: drunken den clown

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Scarlet pea-brained theater deer antler

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32818287)



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Author: charismatic fuchsia field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: aromatic trailer park sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser Pearl Sweet Tailpipe

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: irradiated slate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: bespoke stage

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Coral quadroon property

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: slippery motley black woman crotch

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Stirring twisted step-uncle's house dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Cocky curious private investor theatre

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Exciting opaque half-breed reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Arousing Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: pearly affirmative action pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Cream nubile orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: electric bistre scourge upon the earth

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Orange aphrodisiac brethren

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Onyx incel

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: appetizing indirect expression nowag

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Ocher Mad-dog Skullcap Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Hot Forum Pisswyrm

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Dull Sneaky Criminal Knife

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: idiotic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: drunken den clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Startled police squad

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Cocky curious private investor theatre

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: talking blue cumskin

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Sooty shitlib sanctuary

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Fragrant foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Comical jade mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: adventurous gaping

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: lascivious kitty cat mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: violet center therapy

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: violet center therapy

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: violet center therapy

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: violet center therapy

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: violet center therapy

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Comical jade mood

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Kink-friendly filthpig

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: lascivious kitty cat mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse Rebellious Philosopher-king Rehab

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Comical jade mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: marvelous windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Hot Forum Pisswyrm

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Cracking up-to-no-good address skinny woman

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: vigorous weed whacker

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Startled police squad

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring temple yarmulke

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: shivering hominid dingle berry

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Cheese-eating toilet seat hell

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: maniacal fishy ladyboy liquid oxygen

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: drunken den clown

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Sable Boyish Institution

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Comical jade mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Citrine fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: marvelous windowlicker

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: marvelous windowlicker

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Big-titted seedy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Big-titted seedy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Orange aphrodisiac brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: chrome resort

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: chrome resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Autistic round eye milk

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Transparent out-of-control gay wizard

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: massive beta newt church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: adventurous gaping

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Autistic round eye milk

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: bisexual stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse Rebellious Philosopher-king Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Metal Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: massive beta newt church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Citrine fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: pearly affirmative action pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: supple duck-like state alpha

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Metal Stage National Security Agency

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Dashing digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Sooty shitlib sanctuary

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: balding macaca box office

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Diverse sexy persian pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: spectacular parlor

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Cream nubile orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Startled police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: marvelous windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: irradiated slate national

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: vibrant tripping corner stain

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: irradiated slate national

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: drunken den clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Diverse sexy persian pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Greedy Office Community Account

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Orange aphrodisiac brethren

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Cocky curious private investor theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: vibrant tripping corner stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: massive beta newt church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Big-titted seedy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Diverse sexy persian pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Transparent out-of-control gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Claret bawdyhouse cuckoldry

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Dashing digit ratio

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Citrine fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling crusty death wish range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: passionate twinkling uncleanness

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Misunderstood ruddy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Frum Nursing Home Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: yapping pale locus

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: jet house party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Amethyst senate double fault

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Titillating sticky lodge elastic band

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: irradiated slate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Metal Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Impertinent Nighttime Gas Station

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: massive beta newt church

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Odious Lilac Crackhouse

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: erotic filthy garrison boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: hideous free-loading principal's office electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: irradiated slate national

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Amethyst senate double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Amethyst senate double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Sooty shitlib sanctuary

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Costumed people who are hurt famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: vibrant tripping corner stain

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: vibrant tripping corner stain

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: vibrant tripping corner stain

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: vibrant tripping corner stain

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant adulterous genital piercing jew

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: flirting nibblets

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant adulterous genital piercing jew

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: vibrant tripping corner stain

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: galvanic twinkling faggot firefighter gunner

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: vibrant tripping corner stain

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: flirting nibblets

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: ultramarine house-broken point

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Titillating sticky lodge elastic band

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: appetizing indirect expression nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: plum set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Olive Trip Kitty Jap

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  hyperventilating market cuckold

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Domesticated naked queen of the night lay

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  hyperventilating market cuckold

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: jet house party of the first part

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Sooty shitlib sanctuary

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Comical jade mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Citrine fanboi

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Costumed people who are hurt famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Insecure Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: maroon site

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Thriller patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: lime frisky depressive

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Big Alcoholic Keepsake Machete Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: yapping pale locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: charismatic fuchsia field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Thriller patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Green sick really tough guy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: black doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: yapping pale locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: excitant infuriating ticket booth

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  hyperventilating market cuckold

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Insecure Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: pink messiness tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: lake native volcanic crater

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Startled police squad

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: lime frisky depressive

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  elite chapel

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Metal Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: yapping pale locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Diverse sexy persian pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Insecure Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Geriatric stead athletic conference

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Umber Trump Supporter Casino

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: drunken den clown

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  canary cruise ship puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Citrine fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  orchid menage

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: drunken den clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Spruce School Cafeteria Mediation

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Flickering Hall Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: yapping pale locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: irradiated slate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Pungent Crimson Sound Barrier Son Of Senegal

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Pungent Crimson Sound Barrier Son Of Senegal

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: pink messiness tattoo

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: cyan background story

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Comical jade mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: irradiated slate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone lemon ape

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Charcoal provocative faggotry roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: irradiated slate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  elite chapel

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: rambunctious gaming laptop

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant adulterous genital piercing jew

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Cowardly

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Cowardly

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Cowardly

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: irradiated slate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  mother sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Wonderful circlehead space

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Cowardly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Cowardly

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  corn cake

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Vivacious topaz location

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stimulating Juggernaut Ratface

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Cowardly

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Metal Stage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Cowardly

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Cowardly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Magenta psychic

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  hunting ground

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Magenta psychic

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Magenta psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Doobsian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: yapping pale locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  Confused



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: yapping pale locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bipolar station goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: snowy personal credit line



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Cream nubile orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Purple Concupiscible Dopamine

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: yapping pale locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Thriller patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Arrogant prole marketing idea

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: gaped main people

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Vivacious topaz location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: irradiated slate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Thriller patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#49136888)