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Churches PWN Jesus on Christmas!
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:38 PM Author: Angry maize crotch I'm all for fightin' the War on Christmas, but I think my fellow Christians had better get their priorities straight before fighting.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051207/ap_on_re_us/closed_on_christmas;_ylt=AmZggYZ5rAt.ZeogArKaDWWs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:39 PM Author: electric lilac quadroon sanctuary Megachurches suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487292) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:41 PM Author: bistre sneaky criminal Now I know why I never go to Hamilton, MA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487308) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: vermilion aphrodisiac lodge hairy legs yikes, what would Bill O'Reilly do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487341) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:45 PM Author: Angry maize crotch Discuss his Carribbean sex fantasies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487354) |
Date: December 7th, 2005 1:43 PM Author: Big partner heaven haha TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID XIANS!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487328) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:50 PM Author: Big partner heaven It's interesting, though, how different Catholics are from other Christians. They're probably all having a collective orgasm over Xmas falling on a Sunday this year. Those churches are going to be PACKED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487387) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:52 PM Author: Angry maize crotch Somewhat. I think it's more of a testament how different MEGAchurches are from any others. You're right, though, that having a Holy Day of Obligation on Sunday makes Catholics excited - double counting! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487404) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:55 PM Author: electric lilac quadroon sanctuary I really prefer my family's church. Maybe a 200 person congregation. Everyone knows each other and it's down to earth. Megachurches don't seem at all personal and they seem to focus a lot more on raising money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487421) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:55 PM Author: Heady Frozen Boistinker School The megachurches will probably be packed on Christmas eve-and most eve services last past midnight, so JEsus's birth is still being celebrated on his birthday.
Still, *rolling eyes*
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:57 PM Author: electric lilac quadroon sanctuary I don't know about that. These churches aren't Catholic, are they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487435) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:00 PM Author: Vibrant plaza No, megachurches are generally evangelical, I think.
Catholics are all formal and don't really go for the model of a church with lots of ammenities and social activities. |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:01 PM Author: Very Tactful Judgmental State Is bat shit crazy a protestant denomination?
They're full of fundy weirdos.
Normal protestants go to a nice old church in their neighborhood to gossip about each other and eat baked goods.
If someone mentions Jesus, that's nice, but if not, no big deal... |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:08 PM Author: Vibrant plaza They're specifically evangelical, but that's a subset of protestant.
The protestants you're talking about are what they're referring to as mainline protestants. |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:29 PM Author: Very Tactful Judgmental State I like mainline protestants.
They drive nice cars and their children don't smell like cat piss. |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:03 PM Author: electric lilac quadroon sanctuary Right.
And evangelicals don't stay out past midnight. Not even for church. |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:58 PM Author: Very Tactful Judgmental State And all the mainline Protestant churches wil be open, even though no one is coming. (They're used to it)
Its just these fundie hicks who can't get anything right. |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 1:59 PM Author: Vibrant plaza That's partly cause so many Catholics never go to church any other time, though. ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487452) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:00 PM Author: Very Tactful Judgmental State Same with the protestants.
Its just these stupid hicks who want to go to church 4 times a week a year round but for some reason don't want to go on the anniversary of the birth of their lord and savior jesus christ amen. |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:14 PM Author: Crusty Mad Cow Disease Kitchen But where will they hide from all the sex and materialism that Christmas represents? Surely not in their own homes?! They might have TVs were the evil Media Devil can reach them! They might give money to salacious causes, like the Christian Children's Fund! Or the Red Cross! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487580) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:18 PM Author: Big partner heaven Wait, Christians hate the Christian Children's Fund? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487608) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 2:19 PM Author: Crusty Mad Cow Disease Kitchen You are sending money to dirty heathen countries! My Benz is not going to finance itself! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=314181&forum_id=2#4487616) |