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First time meeting this girl-- we hug and she says "hol...
provocative sound barrier
  06/20/16
That's when you flip the script and tell her to measure your...
harsh stage windowlicker
  06/20/16
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Thriller shrine mental disorder
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Marvelous Shivering Theater Stage
  06/22/16
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Garnet ladyboy forum
  06/22/16
Use it to measure her percent body fat.
territorial titillating office
  06/20/16
No fuckin way
exciting apoplectic stage goyim
  06/20/16
Exquisite flame. Well done, perfect. Elegant, all in a singl...
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  06/21/16
This happens more often than you think
metal antidepressant drug
  06/22/16
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razzle brilliant son of senegal
  11/25/19
You can counter this by bringing your own tape measure which...
Mentally impaired abode
  06/22/16
On tinder I say I'm 5'10", those are two separate measu...
Comical Ebony Locus
  06/22/16
Serious suggestions on how to handle this if it happens agai...
provocative sound barrier
  06/22/16
When she starts measuring you just squeeze her love handles.
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  06/22/16
assuming this somehow isn't flame i'm guessing a chick this ...
big queen of the night
  11/25/19
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metal antidepressant drug
  11/25/19
stop lying about being a midget.
multi-colored cream half-breed
  11/25/19
You should bring calipers and a 10" dildo to first date...
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  11/25/19
should bring T.I.'s daughter's gynecologist
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Date: June 20th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: provocative sound barrier

First time meeting this girl-- we hug and she says "hold on one sec" and pulls a tape measure out of her purse. I'm 5'10, but list my height as 6' on my profile. This girl is like 5'3". Needless to say, that was the end of the date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30750203)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: harsh stage windowlicker

That's when you flip the script and tell her to measure your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30750987)



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Date: June 21st, 2016 9:52 AM
Author: Thriller shrine mental disorder



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Marvelous Shivering Theater Stage



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Garnet ladyboy forum

(Pimp)

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Date: June 20th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: territorial titillating office

Use it to measure her percent body fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30751013)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: exciting apoplectic stage goyim

No fuckin way

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Date: June 21st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: dashing factory reset button trailer park

Exquisite flame. Well done, perfect. Elegant, all in a single poast. 180 for you. 180 for you.

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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: metal antidepressant drug

This happens more often than you think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30762196)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 4:21 PM
Author: razzle brilliant son of senegal



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Mentally impaired abode

You can counter this by bringing your own tape measure which has fake markings such that your height shows up as six feet. The fake markings should also show her waist is bigger than it really is, so you can openly ask why a chill 6 foot bro should waste his time with a fattie. Completely puts her on the defensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30762220)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Comical Ebony Locus

On tinder I say I'm 5'10", those are two separate measurements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30762225)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 6:26 PM
Author: provocative sound barrier

Serious suggestions on how to handle this if it happens again? I might just start wearing lifts to be on the safe side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30765520)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 6:27 PM
Author: cobalt milk tanning salon

When she starts measuring you just squeeze her love handles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#30765532)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 8:11 PM
Author: big queen of the night

assuming this somehow isn't flame i'm guessing a chick this crazy is already taking a careful look at your footwear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39172036)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: metal antidepressant drug



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Date: November 25th, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: multi-colored cream half-breed

stop lying about being a midget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39171119)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 4:35 PM
Author: Alcoholic excitant site dingle berry

You should bring calipers and a 10" dildo to first dates. If the calipers show her bodyfat over 20% or the dildo slides in easily because she's blown out, leave immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39171148)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Ungodly abusive skinny woman church

should bring T.I.'s daughter's gynecologist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3261130&forum_id=2#39171181)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 5:29 PM
Author: provocative sound barrier



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Date: November 25th, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: fishy chest-beating selfie lay



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