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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
flame?
Wine Business Firm Organic Girlfriend
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Titillating keepsake machete
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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dashing frisky range boistinker
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French Main People Temple
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fear-inspiring generalized bond dopamine
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my dog can log into xo more often than I can
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Low-t University Hunting Ground
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Low-t University Hunting Ground
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Low-t University Hunting Ground
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Low-t University Hunting Ground
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Low-t University Hunting Ground
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Low-t University Hunting Ground
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Low-t University Hunting Ground
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jesus christ op is dead here
crusty lascivious lay love of her life
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Spectacular tantric associate
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Low-t University Hunting Ground
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ponyboy curtis
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Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency
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Avocado Apoplectic Cruise Ship
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Thriller onyx telephone
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Dark hospital
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180 gas station
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Low-t University Hunting Ground
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Cream tattoo
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rebellious windowlicker
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Metal Mildly Autistic Stead Toaster
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Mustard floppy wrinkle potus
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Fluffy skinny woman new version
  10/25/17
Holy shit wtf
Painfully honest maize genital piercing point
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
arousing faggot firefighter native
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
Mewling talking whorehouse coffee pot
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
:(
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
lollll
Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender
  08/16/16
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saffron school cafeteria
  08/16/16
Lol
Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/16
LMAO
Fighting passionate fat ankles corner
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Thriller onyx telephone
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Obsidian roommate turdskin
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Talented Cocky Stain Halford
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
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ponyboy curtis
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender
  08/16/16
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misunderstood selfie
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
my god man
Vigorous Double Fault Deer Antler
  09/09/16
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Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
yes
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
Vigorous Double Fault Deer Antler
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
Charismatic Hominid Pit
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
Abnormal amethyst personal credit line property
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Soul-stirring preventive strike meetinghouse
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender
  08/16/16
lol this
misunderstood selfie
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costumed locale legend
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
Anal exhilarant church
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Mahogany Stage
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spit water out irl
Orchid mind-boggling dingle berry bawdyhouse
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supple startling gunner
  08/16/16
haha
trip stag film jap
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lol
fear-inspiring generalized bond dopamine
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Spectacular tantric associate
  08/17/16
Tyft
Exciting state
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Lol
Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency
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Fighting passionate fat ankles corner
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Crawly Cerise Abode Weed Whacker
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Thriller onyx telephone
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Manually Patching Allaire
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180
Hairraiser market
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gaped adventurous locus incel
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Fluffy skinny woman new version
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Avocado Apoplectic Cruise Ship
  08/16/16
Ouch
Ruddy friendly grandma mexican
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Razzle-dazzle magenta digit ratio
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Razzle-dazzle magenta digit ratio
  08/16/16
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
Twinkling dead plaza
  08/16/16
...
razzmatazz famous landscape painting
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
Anal exhilarant church
  08/16/16
ok fine.
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
Nudist chest-beating theater stage queen of the night
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
Stimulating Disrespectful Police Squad
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender
  08/16/16
...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
Abnormal amethyst personal credit line property
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
supple startling gunner
  08/16/16
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razzmatazz famous landscape painting
  08/16/16
LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
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Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender
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French Main People Temple
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orange trailer park
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Twinkling dead plaza
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
supple startling gunner
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
Twinkling dead plaza
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
electric salmon theatre
  08/16/16
Lol cr
Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
aqua judgmental site
  08/16/16
...
Titillating keepsake machete
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
carmine diverse gaping
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
carmine diverse gaping
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
carmine diverse gaping
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
Abnormal amethyst personal credit line property
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
trip stag film jap
  08/16/16
Love it
Violet kitchen hissy fit
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
Aromatic shitlib tanning salon
  08/16/16
...
fear-inspiring generalized bond dopamine
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
Stirring immigrant center
  08/16/16
lol
carmine diverse gaping
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Ruddy friendly grandma mexican
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
brother. brother
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
razzmatazz famous landscape painting
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
razzmatazz famous landscape painting
  08/16/16
...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
lol
carmine diverse gaping
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Twinkling dead plaza
  08/16/16
lmao
orange trailer park
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
Abnormal amethyst personal credit line property
  08/16/16
...
180 gas station
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
greedy becky
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
carmine diverse gaping
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
orange trailer park
  08/16/16
...
Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/16
...
Vigorous Double Fault Deer Antler
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
Ruddy friendly grandma mexican
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Twinkling dead plaza
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
Awful flame
Talented Cocky Stain Halford
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
submissive outnumbered depressive
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
Aromatic shitlib tanning salon
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
Aromatic shitlib tanning salon
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
Swashbuckling Milky Philosopher-king Jew
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
orange trailer park
  08/16/16
...
Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
Anal exhilarant church
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Ruddy friendly grandma mexican
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
Anal exhilarant church
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Talented Cocky Stain Halford
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
Swashbuckling Milky Philosopher-king Jew
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
trip stag film jap
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
French Main People Temple
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Motley Trust Fund
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
useless ceo pocket flask
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Motley Trust Fund
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
useless ceo pocket flask
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Doobsian National Cumskin
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
supple startling gunner
  08/16/16
Cr
Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
Slate lettuce
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
slap-happy karate indian lodge
  08/16/16
...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Ruddy friendly grandma mexican
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
hot ruby step-uncle's house
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
This
Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
heady sandwich
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
provocative cyan french chef address
  08/16/16
...
dashing frisky range boistinker
  08/16/16
This is not why
Indigo Galvanic Party Of The First Part
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Bat Shit Crazy Excitant Home
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
Transparent macaca
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
brilliant aggressive boltzmann
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
crusty lascivious lay love of her life
  08/17/16
...
topaz vivacious corn cake
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Underhanded kitty
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
tripping red background story
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
elite brethren puppy
  08/17/16
lulz
nyuug
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
nyuug
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
cocaine farts
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Underhanded kitty
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
cocaine farts
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Talented Cocky Stain Halford
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
cocaine farts
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Underhanded kitty
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
topaz vivacious corn cake
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
elite brethren puppy
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
nyuug
  08/17/16
...
Impressive regret
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/17/16
Better?
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
brother
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/17/16
FINE
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
Crawly Cerise Abode Weed Whacker
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
aphrodisiac quadroon
  08/17/16
great thread
Obsidian roommate turdskin
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
Blathering dragon kitty cat
  08/17/16
tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
tripping red background story
  08/17/16
i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/17/16
lol.
Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  08/17/16
That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
vibrant gay wizard
  08/17/16
UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/18/16
You are going to break the autism detector
up-to-no-good forum really tough guy
  08/18/16
no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
Low-t University Hunting Ground
  08/24/16
Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
Charismatic Hominid Pit
  10/02/16
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Fluffy skinny woman new version
  10/25/17
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Kink-friendly nursing home
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Vigorous Double Fault Deer Antler
  09/09/16
I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
rebellious windowlicker
  09/09/16
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Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  10/02/16
Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type
Big lodge
  10/02/16
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Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/16
This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like ...
free-loading curious theater
  12/12/16


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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Wine Business Firm Organic Girlfriend

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: Titillating keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199024)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: azure bbw box office

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198057)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198180)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198787)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199086)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199094)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199628)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199668)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199811)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199814)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199816)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199817)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: crusty lascivious lay love of her life

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204492)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204500)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204504)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: ponyboy curtis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204597)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204694)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204954)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204961)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205163)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205278)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: 180 gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205452)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217805)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Cream tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371156)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: rebellious windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371238)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Metal Mildly Autistic Stead Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543083)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Mustard floppy wrinkle potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525322)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525467)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Painfully honest maize genital piercing point

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: arousing faggot firefighter native

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Mewling talking whorehouse coffee pot

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: saffron school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Fighting passionate fat ankles corner

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: Thriller onyx telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205160)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Obsidian roommate turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204964)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: ponyboy curtis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204602)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: misunderstood selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198678)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Double Fault Deer Antler

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Double Fault Deer Antler

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Hominid Pit

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Abnormal amethyst personal credit line property

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring preventive strike meetinghouse

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: misunderstood selfie

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: costumed locale legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Anal exhilarant church

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Mahogany Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Orchid mind-boggling dingle berry bawdyhouse

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: supple startling gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: trip stag film jap

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring generalized bond dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Spectacular tantric associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: Exciting state

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Fighting passionate fat ankles corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Crawly Cerise Abode Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: Thriller onyx telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Manually Patching Allaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: gaped adventurous locus incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Fluffy skinny woman new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Avocado Apoplectic Cruise Ship

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Ruddy friendly grandma mexican

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle magenta digit ratio

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle magenta digit ratio

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Twinkling dead plaza

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Anal exhilarant church

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Nudist chest-beating theater stage queen of the night

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Stimulating Disrespectful Police Squad

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Abnormal amethyst personal credit line property

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: supple startling gunner

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: French Main People Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: orange trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Twinkling dead plaza

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: supple startling gunner

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Twinkling dead plaza

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: electric salmon theatre

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: aqua judgmental site

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: Titillating keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: carmine diverse gaping

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: carmine diverse gaping

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: carmine diverse gaping

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Abnormal amethyst personal credit line property

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: trip stag film jap

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Violet kitchen hissy fit

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Aromatic shitlib tanning salon

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring generalized bond dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Stirring immigrant center

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: carmine diverse gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Ruddy friendly grandma mexican

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz famous landscape painting

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz famous landscape painting

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: carmine diverse gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Twinkling dead plaza

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: orange trailer park

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Abnormal amethyst personal credit line property

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: 180 gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: greedy becky

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: carmine diverse gaping

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: orange trailer park

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Vigorous Double Fault Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Ruddy friendly grandma mexican

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Twinkling dead plaza

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Talented Cocky Stain Halford

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: submissive outnumbered depressive

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Aromatic shitlib tanning salon

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Aromatic shitlib tanning salon

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Milky Philosopher-king Jew

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: orange trailer park

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Puce Cerebral Crackhouse Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Anal exhilarant church

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Ruddy friendly grandma mexican

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Anal exhilarant church

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Talented Cocky Stain Halford

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Milky Philosopher-king Jew

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: trip stag film jap

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: French Main People Temple

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Motley Trust Fund

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: useless ceo pocket flask

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Motley Trust Fund

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: useless ceo pocket flask

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Doobsian National Cumskin

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: supple startling gunner

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Slate lettuce

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: slap-happy karate indian lodge

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Ruddy friendly grandma mexican

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: hot ruby step-uncle's house

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: heady sandwich

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: provocative cyan french chef address

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: dashing frisky range boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Indigo Galvanic Party Of The First Part

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Excitant Home

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Transparent macaca

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: brilliant aggressive boltzmann

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: crusty lascivious lay love of her life

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: topaz vivacious corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Underhanded kitty

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: tripping red background story

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: elite brethren puppy

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: cocaine farts (lttp)

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Underhanded kitty

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: cocaine farts (lttp)

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Coral Arrogant International Law Enforcement Agency

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Talented Cocky Stain Halford

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: cocaine farts (lttp)

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Underhanded kitty

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: topaz vivacious corn cake

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: elite brethren puppy

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Impressive regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Pumonymous

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Pumonymous

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Crawly Cerise Abode Weed Whacker

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: aphrodisiac quadroon

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Obsidian roommate turdskin

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Blathering dragon kitty cat

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: tripping red background story

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: vibrant gay wizard

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: up-to-no-good forum really tough guy

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Low-t University Hunting Ground

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Charismatic Hominid Pit

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Fluffy skinny woman new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Double Fault Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: rebellious windowlicker

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Big lodge

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Marvelous yellow mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: free-loading curious theater

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)