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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
flame?
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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jesus christ op is dead here
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Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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Learning disabled plum multi-billionaire keepsake machete
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vibrant principal's office
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Holy shit wtf
Clear mind-boggling community account
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
buck-toothed corner
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
Lavender death wish
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
:(
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
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lollll
At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes
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Lol
180 Harsh Persian
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LMAO
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multi-colored abode
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Passionate indian lodge
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Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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Bateful Hot Theater Stage
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crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes
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flatulent tan resort indirect expression
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
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http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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all tinder is pnd.
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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my god man
Cordovan thirsty house
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Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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yes
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
Cordovan thirsty house
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(Facebook stalker)
disgusting self-centered reading party theater
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these arent bad bro, nice
At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
sick sweet tailpipe cumskin
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Infuriating titillating chad
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes
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lol this
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Razzle puppy
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
heady round eye
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know-it-all low-t newt nowag
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spit water out irl
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haha
excitant chocolate spot
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lol
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Bossy Salmon Church Roast Beef
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Tyft
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Lol
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180
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vibrant principal's office
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
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Ouch
Lascivious hateful temple
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Deranged adventurous shitlib orchestra pit
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that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Deranged adventurous shitlib orchestra pit
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Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
Free-loading set
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Flushed high-end library twinkling uncleanness
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i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
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*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
heady round eye
  08/16/16
ok fine.
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
Dun Splenetic Quadroon
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
Magical jew rigor
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes
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Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
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This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
sick sweet tailpipe cumskin
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golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
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it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
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more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
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Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
Motley site karate
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Flushed high-end library twinkling uncleanness
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
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At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes
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The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Free-loading set
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
Motley site karate
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He's outta here!
Free-loading set
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Jet Greedy Sandwich
  08/16/16
Lol cr
180 Harsh Persian
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Unholy lettuce
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useless misanthropic regret haunted graveyard
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Big charcoal alpha plaza
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Big charcoal alpha plaza
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Big charcoal alpha plaza
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
sick sweet tailpipe cumskin
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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yeah nice slender legs
excitant chocolate spot
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Love it
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omg lol our kids
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swollen flesh cuckoldry
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
glittery senate dysfunction
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lol
Big charcoal alpha plaza
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Lascivious hateful temple
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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brother. brother
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
Flushed high-end library twinkling uncleanness
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
Flushed high-end library twinkling uncleanness
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...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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lol
Big charcoal alpha plaza
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Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Free-loading set
  08/16/16
lmao
Crystalline therapy menage
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Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
sick sweet tailpipe cumskin
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...
bull headed turdskin hissy fit
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
vivacious area
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Big charcoal alpha plaza
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
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demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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DVP i literally want to watch you die
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
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try "fucky fucky"
Crystalline therapy menage
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180 Harsh Persian
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Cordovan thirsty house
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
Lascivious hateful temple
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Free-loading set
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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Awful flame
Passionate indian lodge
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Hairless faggot firefighter stage
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and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
Carmine deer antler school cafeteria
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she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
Carmine deer antler school cafeteria
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you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
haunting university
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couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
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https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Crystalline therapy menage
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...
At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes
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no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
heady round eye
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Lascivious hateful temple
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
heady round eye
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"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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Cr, he never went to stanford
Passionate indian lodge
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
haunting university
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
excitant chocolate spot
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Electric Aggressive Brunch People Who Are Hurt
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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Is OP dvp?
Irate razzmatazz sound barrier
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
violent stain voyeur
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Irate razzmatazz sound barrier
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
violent stain voyeur
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
frozen circlehead
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
Motley site karate
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Cr
180 Harsh Persian
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
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  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Ultramarine mental disorder heaven
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...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Lascivious hateful temple
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Irradiated Parlour
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/16/16
This
180 Harsh Persian
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get a fresh haircut
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I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
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...
Crimson locale famous landscape painting
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This is not why
sadistic location new version
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Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
dull hyperactive nibblets home
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
stimulating flirting box office masturbator
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Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Deep dark business firm psychic
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
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...
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You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Bearded bbw
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best thread in a long time.
pale contagious gunner
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
amber exciting trailer park brethren
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lulz
Maize Hominid Ratface
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
Maize Hominid Ratface
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It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
Fear-inspiring crackhouse trump supporter
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Bearded bbw
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
Fear-inspiring crackhouse trump supporter
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
180 Harsh Persian
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Passionate indian lodge
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Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
Fear-inspiring crackhouse trump supporter
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Bearded bbw
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
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i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
amber exciting trailer park brethren
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trade secrets, my chigga
Maize Hominid Ratface
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...
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Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
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eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac carnelian field

flame?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: useless misanthropic regret haunted graveyard



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Offensive toilet seat

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:03 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Canary mediation range

jesus christ op is dead here

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: coiffed address halford



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: supple piazza rigpig



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Clear mind-boggling community account

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: buck-toothed corner

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Lavender death wish

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: 180 Harsh Persian

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: slap-happy hairy legs office

LMAO

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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: cracking foreskin



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: multi-colored abode



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Bateful Hot Theater Stage



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Cordovan thirsty house

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Cordovan thirsty house

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: disgusting self-centered reading party theater

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: sick sweet tailpipe cumskin

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Infuriating titillating chad

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: flatulent tan resort indirect expression

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Razzle puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: heady round eye

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: know-it-all low-t newt nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: laughsome submissive corn cake

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Motley site karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: excitant chocolate spot

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: swollen flesh cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Bossy Salmon Church Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: slippery odious party of the first part weed whacker

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: 180 Harsh Persian

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: slap-happy hairy legs office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: cracking foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Grizzly talented hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Henna soggy gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: bonkers sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: vibrant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: cyan trip base volcanic crater

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Lascivious hateful temple

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Deranged adventurous shitlib orchestra pit

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Deranged adventurous shitlib orchestra pit

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Free-loading set

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Flushed high-end library twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: heady round eye

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Dun Splenetic Quadroon

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Magical jew rigor

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: sick sweet tailpipe cumskin

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Motley site karate

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Flushed high-end library twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Electric Aggressive Brunch People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Crystalline therapy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Free-loading set

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Motley site karate

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Free-loading set

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Jet Greedy Sandwich

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: 180 Harsh Persian

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Unholy lettuce

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: useless misanthropic regret haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Big charcoal alpha plaza

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Big charcoal alpha plaza

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Big charcoal alpha plaza

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: sick sweet tailpipe cumskin

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: excitant chocolate spot

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: fragrant pistol nursing home

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Carmine deer antler school cafeteria

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: swollen flesh cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: glittery senate dysfunction

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Big charcoal alpha plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Lascivious hateful temple

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Flushed high-end library twinkling uncleanness

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Flushed high-end library twinkling uncleanness

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Big charcoal alpha plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Free-loading set

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Crystalline therapy menage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: sick sweet tailpipe cumskin

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: bull headed turdskin hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: vivacious area

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Big charcoal alpha plaza

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Crystalline therapy menage

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: 180 Harsh Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Cordovan thirsty house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Lascivious hateful temple

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Free-loading set

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Passionate indian lodge

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Hairless faggot firefighter stage

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Carmine deer antler school cafeteria

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Carmine deer antler school cafeteria

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: haunting university

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Crystalline therapy menage

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: At-the-ready Startled Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: heady round eye

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Lascivious hateful temple

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: heady round eye

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Passionate indian lodge

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: haunting university

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: excitant chocolate spot

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Electric Aggressive Brunch People Who Are Hurt

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Irate razzmatazz sound barrier

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: violent stain voyeur

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Irate razzmatazz sound barrier

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: violent stain voyeur

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: frozen circlehead

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Motley site karate

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: 180 Harsh Persian

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: cerebral smoky school milk

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine mental disorder heaven

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Lascivious hateful temple

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Irradiated Parlour

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: 180 Harsh Persian

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: indigo galvanic dog poop

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Arousing yapping casino legend

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Crimson locale famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: sadistic location new version

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: dull hyperactive nibblets home

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: stimulating flirting box office masturbator

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Deep dark business firm psychic

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Canary mediation range

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: bronze sex offender kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Bearded bbw

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: pale contagious gunner

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: amber exciting trailer park brethren

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Maize Hominid Ratface

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Maize Hominid Ratface

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring crackhouse trump supporter

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Bearded bbw

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring crackhouse trump supporter

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: 180 Harsh Persian

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Passionate indian lodge

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring crackhouse trump supporter

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Bearded bbw

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: bronze sex offender kitchen

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: amber exciting trailer park brethren

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: Maize Hominid Ratface

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Olive racy mother station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: marvelous candlestick maker personal credit line

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: marvelous candlestick maker personal credit line

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: marvelous candlestick maker personal credit line

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: marvelous candlestick maker personal credit line

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Hairraiser tattoo

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: Zippy sapphire really tough guy incel

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: multi-colored abode

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: judgmental doctorate partner

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: pale contagious gunner

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: milky locus stock car

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: out-of-control parlor blood rage

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Legal Warrant

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: disgusting self-centered reading party theater

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: vibrant principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: Ruby boyish whorehouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Cordovan thirsty house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: coiffed address halford

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: buff generalized bond

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Walnut Bat-shit-crazy Ticket Booth Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: misunderstood pocket flask

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)