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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
flame?
Lascivious Space Friendly Grandma
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crimson menage alpha
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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mentally impaired newt patrolman
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Vivacious Native
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Poppy Senate
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mind-boggling green resort
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Spruce set ceo
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fiercely-loyal locus
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motley fanboi idiot
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Emerald university travel guidebook
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Naked Arousing State Cuck
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Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
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Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
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Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
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Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
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Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
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Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
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Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
jesus christ op is dead here
violent queen of the night chapel
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flushed weed whacker milk
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marvelous fluffy ladyboy nursing home
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Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
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Opaque passionate tanning salon
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Titillating cruise ship goyim
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Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib
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Angry spot circlehead
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Rambunctious associate
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rough-skinned honey-headed goal in life pisswyrm
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mustard candlestick maker
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Cyan casino
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Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/18/16
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Spectacular tripping codepig wagecucks
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Bull headed stag film dopamine
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razzle hospital party of the first part
  10/02/16
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diverse gas station
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Shaky Razzle-dazzle Coldplay Fan
  10/25/17
Holy shit wtf
kink-friendly bipolar range
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
Exhilarant regret
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
cerebral becky
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
:(
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
lollll
curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood
  08/16/16
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Bright cracking potus temple
  08/16/16
Lol
Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib
  08/17/16
LMAO
trip frozen blood rage indian lodge
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rough-skinned honey-headed goal in life pisswyrm
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Angry spot circlehead
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mischievous beady-eyed bawdyhouse
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
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Titillating cruise ship goyim
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood
  08/16/16
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Galvanic Shimmering Office
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
my god man
low-t wine athletic conference abode
  09/09/16
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Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
yes
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
low-t wine athletic conference abode
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
Yellow dilemma
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
Stimulating roommate crackhouse
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Concupiscible Garrison
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood
  08/16/16
lol this
Galvanic Shimmering Office
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Spruce set ceo
  08/16/16
"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
multi-colored base
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laughsome church
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spit water out irl
obsidian lodge
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Silver fortuitous meteor
  08/16/16
haha
lake heady school cafeteria
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lol
mind-boggling green resort
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flushed weed whacker milk
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Tyft
drunken mental disorder
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Lol
Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib
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trip frozen blood rage indian lodge
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soul-stirring business firm hominid
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rough-skinned honey-headed goal in life pisswyrm
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Talented Duck-like Shrine
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180
Brilliant rehab deer antler
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startling theater stage macaca
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Shaky Razzle-dazzle Coldplay Fan
  10/25/17
That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Rambunctious associate
  08/16/16
Ouch
glassy dashing sex offender fat ankles
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Racy unholy school stain
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Racy unholy school stain
  08/16/16
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
Crusty den
  08/16/16
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bateful ape hall
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
multi-colored base
  08/16/16
ok fine.
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
floppy really tough guy point
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
sadistic karate
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood
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thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
Stimulating roommate crackhouse
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
Silver fortuitous meteor
  08/16/16
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bateful ape hall
  08/16/16
LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
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curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood
  08/16/16
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Swashbuckling iridescent foreskin
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hideous coiffed coffee pot
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Crusty den
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
Silver fortuitous meteor
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
Crusty den
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Sinister Awkward Field Mediation
  08/16/16
Lol cr
Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Electric Heaven Cuckoldry
  08/16/16
...
crimson menage alpha
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
useless forum
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
useless forum
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
useless forum
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
Stimulating roommate crackhouse
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
lake heady school cafeteria
  08/16/16
Love it
charismatic brethren step-uncle's house
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
Glittery Azn National Security Agency
  08/16/16
...
mind-boggling green resort
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
frum address
  08/16/16
lol
useless forum
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
glassy dashing sex offender fat ankles
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
brother. brother
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
bateful ape hall
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
bateful ape hall
  08/16/16
...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
lol
useless forum
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Crusty den
  08/16/16
lmao
hideous coiffed coffee pot
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
Stimulating roommate crackhouse
  08/16/16
...
Cyan casino
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Dull jew
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
useless forum
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
hideous coiffed coffee pot
  08/16/16
...
Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib
  08/17/16
...
low-t wine athletic conference abode
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
glassy dashing sex offender fat ankles
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Crusty den
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
Awful flame
mischievous beady-eyed bawdyhouse
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
gold harsh whorehouse
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
Glittery Azn National Security Agency
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
Glittery Azn National Security Agency
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
deep metal mother son of senegal
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
hideous coiffed coffee pot
  08/16/16
...
curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
multi-colored base
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
glassy dashing sex offender fat ankles
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
multi-colored base
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
mischievous beady-eyed bawdyhouse
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
deep metal mother son of senegal
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
lake heady school cafeteria
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Swashbuckling iridescent foreskin
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Crawly pozpig
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
ruddy ungodly sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Crawly pozpig
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
ruddy ungodly sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Sable piazza rigor
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
Silver fortuitous meteor
  08/16/16
Cr
Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
avocado gaped digit ratio
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Provocative corn cake idea he suggested
  08/16/16
...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
glassy dashing sex offender fat ankles
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Navy haunting main people
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/16/16
This
Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Vengeful bbw gaping
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
Naked Arousing State Cuck
  08/16/16
...
mentally impaired newt patrolman
  08/16/16
This is not why
Irradiated coral church building telephone
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Fragrant Crotch Brunch
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
cordovan 180 gay wizard
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Jet-lagged puppy
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
violent queen of the night chapel
  08/17/16
...
Opaque passionate tanning salon
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Anal library famous landscape painting
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
sapphire station police squad
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
effete bronze legend
  08/17/16
lulz
medicated ticket booth striped hyena
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
medicated ticket booth striped hyena
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
Submissive location
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Anal library famous landscape painting
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
Submissive location
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
mischievous beady-eyed bawdyhouse
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
Submissive location
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Anal library famous landscape painting
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
Opaque passionate tanning salon
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
effete bronze legend
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
medicated ticket booth striped hyena
  08/17/16
...
olive contagious institution laser beams
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
henna center voyeur
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
henna center voyeur
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
thriller twisted home affirmative action
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Better?
henna center voyeur
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brother
thriller twisted home affirmative action
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FINE
henna center voyeur
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good catch but against the spirit of the board
soul-stirring business firm hominid
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
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  08/17/16
great thread
Angry spot circlehead
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
Fishy principal's office
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tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
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i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/17/16
lol.
thriller twisted home affirmative action
  08/17/16
That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
ruby slimy electric furnace
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UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/18/16
You are going to break the autism detector
hairraiser citrine national turdskin
  08/18/16
no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann
  08/24/16
Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
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low-t wine athletic conference abode
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I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Bull headed stag film dopamine
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thriller twisted home affirmative action
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Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type
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thriller twisted home affirmative action
  12/12/16
This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like ...
know-it-all boyish corner pervert
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Lascivious Space Friendly Grandma

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: crimson menage alpha



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: supple degenerate

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: violent queen of the night chapel

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204694)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Angry spot circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204954)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Bull headed stag film dopamine



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: kink-friendly bipolar range

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Exhilarant regret

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: cerebral becky

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Bright cracking potus temple



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: trip frozen blood rage indian lodge

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: rough-skinned honey-headed goal in life pisswyrm



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Angry spot circlehead



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: mischievous beady-eyed bawdyhouse



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Titillating cruise ship goyim



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Galvanic Shimmering Office



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: low-t wine athletic conference abode

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: low-t wine athletic conference abode

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Yellow dilemma

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Stimulating roommate crackhouse

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible Garrison

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Shimmering Office

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Spruce set ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: multi-colored base

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: laughsome church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: obsidian lodge

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Silver fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: lake heady school cafeteria

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling green resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: flushed weed whacker milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: drunken mental disorder

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: trip frozen blood rage indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring business firm hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: rough-skinned honey-headed goal in life pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Talented Duck-like Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Brilliant rehab deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: startling theater stage macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Shaky Razzle-dazzle Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Rambunctious associate

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: glassy dashing sex offender fat ankles

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Racy unholy school stain

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Racy unholy school stain

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Crusty den

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: bateful ape hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: multi-colored base

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: floppy really tough guy point

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: sadistic karate

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Stimulating roommate crackhouse

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Silver fortuitous meteor

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: bateful ape hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling iridescent foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: hideous coiffed coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Crusty den

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Silver fortuitous meteor

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Crusty den

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Sinister Awkward Field Mediation

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Electric Heaven Cuckoldry

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: crimson menage alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: useless forum

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: useless forum

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: useless forum

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Stimulating roommate crackhouse

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: lake heady school cafeteria

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: charismatic brethren step-uncle's house

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Glittery Azn National Security Agency

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling green resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: frum address

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: useless forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: glassy dashing sex offender fat ankles

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: bateful ape hall

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: bateful ape hall

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: useless forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Crusty den

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: hideous coiffed coffee pot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Stimulating roommate crackhouse

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Cyan casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Dull jew

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: useless forum

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: hideous coiffed coffee pot

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: low-t wine athletic conference abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: glassy dashing sex offender fat ankles

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Crusty den

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: mischievous beady-eyed bawdyhouse

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: gold harsh whorehouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Glittery Azn National Security Agency

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Glittery Azn National Security Agency

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: deep metal mother son of senegal

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: hideous coiffed coffee pot

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: curious misanthropic volcanic crater mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: multi-colored base

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: glassy dashing sex offender fat ankles

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: multi-colored base

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: mischievous beady-eyed bawdyhouse

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: deep metal mother son of senegal

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: lake heady school cafeteria

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling iridescent foreskin

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Crawly pozpig

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: ruddy ungodly sweet tailpipe

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Crawly pozpig

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: ruddy ungodly sweet tailpipe

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Sable piazza rigor

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Silver fortuitous meteor

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: avocado gaped digit ratio

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Provocative corn cake idea he suggested

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: glassy dashing sex offender fat ankles

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Navy haunting main people

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Vengeful bbw gaping

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Naked Arousing State Cuck

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: mentally impaired newt patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Irradiated coral church building telephone

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Fragrant Crotch Brunch

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: cordovan 180 gay wizard

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Jet-lagged puppy

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: violent queen of the night chapel

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Opaque passionate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Anal library famous landscape painting

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: sapphire station police squad

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: effete bronze legend

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: medicated ticket booth striped hyena

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: medicated ticket booth striped hyena

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: Submissive location

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Anal library famous landscape painting

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: Submissive location

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Garnet domesticated sanctuary shitlib

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: mischievous beady-eyed bawdyhouse

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: Submissive location

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Anal library famous landscape painting

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Opaque passionate tanning salon

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: effete bronze legend

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: medicated ticket booth striped hyena

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: olive contagious institution laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: henna center voyeur

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: henna center voyeur

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: henna center voyeur

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: henna center voyeur

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring business firm hominid

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: appetizing pearl property

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Angry spot circlehead

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Fishy principal's office

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: sapphire station police squad

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: ruby slimy electric furnace

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: hairraiser citrine national turdskin

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut dingle berry boltzmann

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Yellow dilemma

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Shaky Razzle-dazzle Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: red vibrant doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: low-t wine athletic conference abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Bull headed stag film dopamine

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: white plaza round eye

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: thriller twisted home affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: know-it-all boyish corner pervert

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)