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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
flame?
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fragrant smoky scourge upon the earth
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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ivory azn
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Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
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Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
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Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
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Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
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Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
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Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
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jesus christ op is dead here
Lemon Ungodly Double Fault
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heady sick brunch
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Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
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cruel-hearted rose multi-billionaire philosopher-king
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Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
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vigorous slimy incel
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Glittery slate pisswyrm kitchen
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Holy shit wtf
Out-of-control shitlib casino
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
Excitant Jet-lagged Rehab Becky
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
Rebellious headpube
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
rusted tanning salon
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
ivory azn
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
:(
ivory azn
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
lollll
rusted tanning salon
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Dashing Iridescent Hominid
  08/16/16
Lol
medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit
  08/17/16
LMAO
Cream Diverse Locale
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cruel-hearted rose multi-billionaire philosopher-king
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Motley field depressive
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Topaz people who are hurt codepig
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
ivory azn
  08/16/16
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Big menage
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
rusted tanning salon
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racy idiotic stag film
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
my god man
Adventurous business firm rigor
  09/09/16
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Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
ivory azn
  08/16/16
yes
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
Adventurous business firm rigor
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
Snowy Cuckold
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
rusted tanning salon
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
Marvelous Milky Sanctuary
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Charismatic gas station
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
rusted tanning salon
  08/16/16
lol this
racy idiotic stag film
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stimulating indecent institution
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
exciting location
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vermilion startled property private investor
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spit water out irl
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haha
Greedy brethren public bath
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lol
dark godawful dilemma
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heady sick brunch
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Tyft
Swollen kitty
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Lol
medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit
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Cream Diverse Locale
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fear-inspiring wonderful box office
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cruel-hearted rose multi-billionaire philosopher-king
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Chocolate Appetizing Blood Rage Locus
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180
flirting pistol
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dun hall old irish cottage
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Glittery slate pisswyrm kitchen
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
razzmatazz heaven preventive strike
  08/16/16
Ouch
Gaped stead
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Sexy Vivacious Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Sexy Vivacious Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/16/16
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
spruce rambunctious cumskin
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ocher cheese-eating background story church
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i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
exciting location
  08/16/16
ok fine.
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
territorial chapel
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
bespoke office
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
rusted tanning salon
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Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
Marvelous Milky Sanctuary
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
stirring flesh famous landscape painting
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ocher cheese-eating background story church
  08/16/16
LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
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rusted tanning salon
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Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Candlestick Maker
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Clear pontificating hospital regret
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
spruce rambunctious cumskin
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
stirring flesh famous landscape painting
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
spruce rambunctious cumskin
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Jade dingle berry
  08/16/16
Lol cr
medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
tan cowardly parlor
  08/16/16
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fragrant smoky scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Insecure low-t yarmulke
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Insecure low-t yarmulke
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Insecure low-t yarmulke
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
Marvelous Milky Sanctuary
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
ivory azn
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Greedy brethren public bath
  08/16/16
Love it
erotic slippery dysfunction hell
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
odious translucent immigrant
  08/16/16
...
dark godawful dilemma
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
Vibrant Giraffe
  08/16/16
lol
Insecure low-t yarmulke
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Gaped stead
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
brother. brother
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
ocher cheese-eating background story church
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
ocher cheese-eating background story church
  08/16/16
...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
lol
Insecure low-t yarmulke
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
spruce rambunctious cumskin
  08/16/16
lmao
Clear pontificating hospital regret
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
Marvelous Milky Sanctuary
  08/16/16
...
Black ratface coldplay fan
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Fluffy citrine wagecucks
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Insecure low-t yarmulke
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
Clear pontificating hospital regret
  08/16/16
...
medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit
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...
Adventurous business firm rigor
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
Gaped stead
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
spruce rambunctious cumskin
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
Awful flame
Topaz people who are hurt codepig
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Frum meetinghouse
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
rusted tanning salon
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
odious translucent immigrant
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
odious translucent immigrant
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
ivory azn
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
bat-shit-crazy ticket booth
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Clear pontificating hospital regret
  08/16/16
...
rusted tanning salon
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
exciting location
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Gaped stead
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
exciting location
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Topaz people who are hurt codepig
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
bat-shit-crazy ticket booth
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Greedy brethren public bath
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Candlestick Maker
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Cordovan Gunner
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
azure alpha
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Cordovan Gunner
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
azure alpha
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
poppy razzle-dazzle forum striped hyena
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
stirring flesh famous landscape painting
  08/16/16
Cr
medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
ivory azn
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
alcoholic pea-brained milk really tough guy
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
offensive windowlicker principal's office
  08/16/16
...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
ivory azn
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Gaped stead
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
infuriating electric furnace
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/16/16
This
medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Coral Contagious Base
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
pearly exhilarant pervert
  08/16/16
...
ivory azn
  08/16/16
This is not why
Filthy sepia son of senegal lodge
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Deranged Opaque Shrine
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
spectacular church building cuckoldry
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
violet place of business
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Lemon Ungodly Double Fault
  08/17/16
...
Hateful nubile lay
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
Plum passionate fat ankles
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
mind-boggling associate boiling water
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
irradiated startling jap partner
  08/17/16
lulz
Supple mexican home
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
Supple mexican home
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
mewling drunken legend university
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
Plum passionate fat ankles
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
mewling drunken legend university
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Topaz people who are hurt codepig
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
mewling drunken legend university
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Plum passionate fat ankles
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
Hateful nubile lay
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
irradiated startling jap partner
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
Supple mexican home
  08/17/16
...
alcoholic trust fund gaming laptop
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
bull headed laughsome school cafeteria faggotry
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
bull headed laughsome school cafeteria faggotry
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/17/16
Better?
bull headed laughsome school cafeteria faggotry
  08/17/16
brother
Drab magical genital piercing
  08/17/16
FINE
bull headed laughsome school cafeteria faggotry
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
fear-inspiring wonderful box office
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
boyish misanthropic stage roast beef
  08/17/16
great thread
Motley field depressive
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The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
arousing deer antler
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tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
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i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
  08/17/16
lol.
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That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
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UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
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You are going to break the autism detector
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no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease
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Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
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Adventurous business firm rigor
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I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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Drab magical genital piercing
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Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: aromatic space wrinkle

flame?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: fragrant smoky scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: twinkling library

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Lemon Ungodly Double Fault

jesus christ op is dead here

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: cruel-hearted rose multi-billionaire philosopher-king



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Out-of-control shitlib casino

Holy shit wtf

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Excitant Jet-lagged Rehab Becky

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Rebellious headpube

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: rusted tanning salon

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: ivory azn

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: ivory azn

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: rusted tanning salon

lollll

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Dashing Iridescent Hominid



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit

Lol

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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Cream Diverse Locale

LMAO

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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: cruel-hearted rose multi-billionaire philosopher-king



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Motley field depressive



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: ivory azn

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Big menage



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: rusted tanning salon

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: racy idiotic stag film



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: ivory azn

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: ivory azn

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: Adventurous business firm rigor

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: ivory azn

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: ivory azn

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: ivory azn

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: ivory azn

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Adventurous business firm rigor

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Snowy Cuckold

(Facebook stalker)

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: rusted tanning salon

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Marvelous Milky Sanctuary

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Charismatic gas station

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: ivory azn

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: rusted tanning salon

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: racy idiotic stag film

lol this

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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: stimulating indecent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199091)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: exciting location

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: vermilion startled property private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197974)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: histrionic saffron whorehouse

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: stirring flesh famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Greedy brethren public bath

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: dark godawful dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: heady sick brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: Swollen kitty

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Cream Diverse Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: fear-inspiring wonderful box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: cruel-hearted rose multi-billionaire philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Chocolate Appetizing Blood Rage Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: flirting pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: dun hall old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Glittery slate pisswyrm kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz heaven preventive strike

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Gaped stead

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Sexy Vivacious Twinkling Uncleanness

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Sexy Vivacious Twinkling Uncleanness

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: spruce rambunctious cumskin

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: ocher cheese-eating background story church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: exciting location

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: territorial chapel

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: bespoke office

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: rusted tanning salon

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Milky Sanctuary

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: stirring flesh famous landscape painting

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: ocher cheese-eating background story church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: ivory azn

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: rusted tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Clear pontificating hospital regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: spruce rambunctious cumskin

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: stirring flesh famous landscape painting

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: spruce rambunctious cumskin

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Jade dingle berry

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: tan cowardly parlor

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: fragrant smoky scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Insecure low-t yarmulke

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Insecure low-t yarmulke

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Insecure low-t yarmulke

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Marvelous Milky Sanctuary

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: ivory azn

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Greedy brethren public bath

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: erotic slippery dysfunction hell

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: odious translucent immigrant

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: dark godawful dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Vibrant Giraffe

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Insecure low-t yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Gaped stead

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: ocher cheese-eating background story church

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: ocher cheese-eating background story church

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: ivory azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Insecure low-t yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: spruce rambunctious cumskin

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Clear pontificating hospital regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Marvelous Milky Sanctuary

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Black ratface coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Fluffy citrine wagecucks

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Insecure low-t yarmulke

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Clear pontificating hospital regret

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Adventurous business firm rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Gaped stead

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: spruce rambunctious cumskin

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: ivory azn

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Topaz people who are hurt codepig

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Frum meetinghouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: rusted tanning salon

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: odious translucent immigrant

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: odious translucent immigrant

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: ivory azn

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy ticket booth

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Clear pontificating hospital regret

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: rusted tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: exciting location

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Gaped stead

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: exciting location

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: ivory azn

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Topaz people who are hurt codepig

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy ticket booth

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Greedy brethren public bath

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Step-uncle's House Candlestick Maker

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: ivory azn

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Cordovan Gunner

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: azure alpha

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Cordovan Gunner

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: azure alpha

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: poppy razzle-dazzle forum striped hyena

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: stirring flesh famous landscape painting

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: ivory azn

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: alcoholic pea-brained milk really tough guy

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: offensive windowlicker principal's office

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: ivory azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: ivory azn

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: ivory azn

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Gaped stead

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: infuriating electric furnace

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Coral Contagious Base

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: pearly exhilarant pervert

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: ivory azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Filthy sepia son of senegal lodge

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Deranged Opaque Shrine

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: spectacular church building cuckoldry

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: violet place of business

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Lemon Ungodly Double Fault

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Hateful nubile lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Plum passionate fat ankles

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling associate boiling water

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: irradiated startling jap partner

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Supple mexican home

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Supple mexican home

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: mewling drunken legend university

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Plum passionate fat ankles

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: mewling drunken legend university

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: medicated soul-stirring orchestra pit

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Topaz people who are hurt codepig

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: mewling drunken legend university

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Plum passionate fat ankles

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Hateful nubile lay

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: irradiated startling jap partner

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: Supple mexican home

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: alcoholic trust fund gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: bull headed laughsome school cafeteria faggotry

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: bull headed laughsome school cafeteria faggotry

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: bull headed laughsome school cafeteria faggotry

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: bull headed laughsome school cafeteria faggotry

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: fear-inspiring wonderful box office

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: boyish misanthropic stage roast beef

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Motley field depressive

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: arousing deer antler

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling associate boiling water

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: aqua corner

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: primrose disgusting trailer park

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Thriller Avocado Selfie Mad Cow Disease

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Snowy Cuckold

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Glittery slate pisswyrm kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: Impressive Circlehead Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Adventurous business firm rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Pink galvanic boistinker cruise ship

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: cocky shimmering crotch

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Drab magical genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: glassy set

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)