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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM Author: aphrodisiac area
Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg
she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.
this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.
no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954) |
Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM Author: Bronze nursing home
ur done here
also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.
in conclusion this is shit flame bro
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM Author: aphrodisiac area
1. anyone prole can say that
2. anyone prole can say that
3. anyone prole can say that
4. anyone prole can say that
5. not bad
but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.
Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.
Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.
Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.
Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.
Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)
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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio
On binary, she's a 1.
Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).
If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998) |
Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM Author: Bateful Coral Laser Beams
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life
11/10 for aspieness
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961) |
Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM Author: Stirring newt ladyboy
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag
Yellow thumps up confirmed
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998) |
Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM Author: aphrodisiac area
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*
*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*
thanks xo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002) |
Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM Author: aphrodisiac area
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.
raising the level of discourse? gtfo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM Author: Irate Ratface Heaven
explain how you raised the level of discourse
your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile
then you bothered her some more
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: Irate Ratface Heaven
it's weird and demanding
SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"
but still weird
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM Author: aphrodisiac area
she's not.
her profile text is "go away"
but she did match me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379) |
Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: Milky Keepsake Machete
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.
Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: aphrodisiac area
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?
so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?
i think i might be det with this one.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: Irate Ratface Heaven
"det"
pics of random girls
doubling down on autism
asking xo for advice
nobody else is like this
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM Author: Irate Ratface Heaven
well let's see
- you came to us for advice
- you pushed back against the advice
- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent
yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421) |
Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM Author: Aromatic cruise ship community account
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage
with a 3% chance it's great flame
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590) |
Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM Author: aphrodisiac area
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.
so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647) |
Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM Author: aphrodisiac area
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:
"420 friendly?"
'hahaha yeah'
"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"
'not yet'
"you're missing out. later this week"
'ok cool - where you staying'
is it really this easy?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292) |
Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM Author: aphrodisiac area
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"
my sense of humor is clearly busted.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757) |
Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM Author: Appetizing trailer park knife
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*
*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584) |
Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM Author: charismatic black woman property
*prints out thread*
*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958) |
Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM Author: Bull Headed Institution Coffee Pot
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).
You sounded *really* desperate and immature.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040) |
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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: aphrodisiac area
no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.
can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.
visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907) |
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