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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
flame?
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brass bawdyhouse
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
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aphrodisiac area
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aphrodisiac area
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jesus christ op is dead here
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aphrodisiac area
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aphrodisiac area
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nighttime exciting reading party public bath
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Holy shit wtf
dull curious haunted graveyard
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
soul-stirring prole idea he suggested
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
Pearl church
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
Bronze nursing home
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
:(
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
lollll
Bronze nursing home
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Motley Pearly Brunch Mental Disorder
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Lol
Supple Piazza Roommate
  08/17/16
LMAO
Pungent razzle pervert
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frozen stag film
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Titillating mood
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Brindle startling casino
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
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Puce fear-inspiring dingle berry liquid oxygen
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crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
Bronze nursing home
  08/16/16
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Trip peach state
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
my god man
garnet vivacious shitlib police squad
  09/09/16
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aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
yes
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
garnet vivacious shitlib police squad
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
Flickering tan ticket booth water buffalo
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
Bronze nursing home
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
Ocher abode athletic conference
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Bateful Coral Laser Beams
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
Bronze nursing home
  08/16/16
lol this
Trip peach state
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Painfully honest vigorous sanctuary
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
mewling navy kitchen
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Irradiated nibblets
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spit water out irl
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impressive lettuce
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haha
mentally impaired light background story ape
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lol
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Rebellious outnumbered house national security agency
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Tyft
hateful feces masturbator
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Lol
Supple Piazza Roommate
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Pungent razzle pervert
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frozen stag film
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Excitant Filthpig Yarmulke
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180
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nighttime exciting reading party public bath
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Diverse space doctorate
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Ouch
Talented stain
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Wild theater stage scourge upon the earth
  08/16/16
that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Wild theater stage scourge upon the earth
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Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
Stirring newt ladyboy
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arrogant topaz legend
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
mewling navy kitchen
  08/16/16
ok fine.
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
beta blue blood rage national
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
Heady Chestnut Giraffe
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
Bronze nursing home
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Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
Ocher abode athletic conference
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
impressive lettuce
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arrogant topaz legend
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
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Bronze nursing home
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Aromatic cruise ship community account
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Mint Sandwich
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
Stirring newt ladyboy
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
impressive lettuce
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
Stirring newt ladyboy
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
apoplectic trust fund
  08/16/16
Lol cr
Supple Piazza Roommate
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Tantric Queen Of The Night Business Firm
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brass bawdyhouse
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
azure clown set
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
azure clown set
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
azure clown set
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
Ocher abode athletic conference
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
mentally impaired light background story ape
  08/16/16
Love it
jet magical antidepressant drug
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
Mildly Autistic Spectacular Parlor
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...
cerebral rehab corn cake
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3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
hairless bearded wrinkle school cafeteria
  08/16/16
lol
azure clown set
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Talented stain
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
brother. brother
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
arrogant topaz legend
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
arrogant topaz legend
  08/16/16
...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
lol
azure clown set
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
Stirring newt ladyboy
  08/16/16
lmao
Mint Sandwich
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
Ocher abode athletic conference
  08/16/16
...
Swashbuckling lay selfie
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Fragrant internal respiration base
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
azure clown set
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
Mint Sandwich
  08/16/16
...
Supple Piazza Roommate
  08/17/16
...
garnet vivacious shitlib police squad
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
Talented stain
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
Stirring newt ladyboy
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
Awful flame
Brindle startling casino
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Galvanic lodge old irish cottage
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
Bronze nursing home
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
Mildly Autistic Spectacular Parlor
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
Mildly Autistic Spectacular Parlor
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
Milky Keepsake Machete
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Mint Sandwich
  08/16/16
...
Bronze nursing home
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
mewling navy kitchen
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Talented stain
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
mewling navy kitchen
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Brindle startling casino
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
Milky Keepsake Machete
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
mentally impaired light background story ape
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
Aromatic cruise ship community account
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Hairraiser rambunctious party of the first part
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
maize theatre hominid
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Hairraiser rambunctious party of the first part
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
maize theatre hominid
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
underhanded violent locus
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
impressive lettuce
  08/16/16
Cr
Supple Piazza Roommate
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
Stimulating Den
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
big impertinent forum tattoo
  08/16/16
...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Talented stain
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
multi-colored pit
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/16/16
This
Supple Piazza Roommate
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
olive 180 hall alpha
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
Lascivious Vengeful Codepig Dopamine
  08/16/16
...
Pea-brained Digit Ratio
  08/16/16
This is not why
flesh blathering stock car
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
Anal boyish cuckold location
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
aphrodisiac area
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
Effete wonderful french chef home
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Narrow-minded marketing idea brethren
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
fishy wagecucks native
  08/17/16
...
Glittery stead
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
comical garrison patrolman
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
Chrome thirsty pistol
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
Appetizing trailer park knife
  08/17/16
lulz
Submissive arousing principal's office
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
Submissive arousing principal's office
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
Floppy house-broken university incel
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
comical garrison patrolman
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
Floppy house-broken university incel
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Supple Piazza Roommate
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Brindle startling casino
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
Floppy house-broken university incel
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
aphrodisiac area
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
comical garrison patrolman
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
Glittery stead
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
aphrodisiac area
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
aphrodisiac area
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
Appetizing trailer park knife
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
Submissive arousing principal's office
  08/17/16
...
Odious corner
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
chest-beating library elastic band
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
chest-beating library elastic band
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/17/16
Better?
chest-beating library elastic band
  08/17/16
brother
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/17/16
FINE
chest-beating library elastic band
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
maniacal indian lodge
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
aphrodisiac area
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
charismatic black woman property
  08/17/16
great thread
Titillating mood
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
Bull Headed Institution Coffee Pot
  08/17/16
tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
Chrome thirsty pistol
  08/17/16
i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
aphrodisiac area
  08/17/16
lol.
Irate Ratface Heaven
  08/17/16
That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
Carnelian dog poop
  08/17/16
UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
aphrodisiac area
  08/18/16
You are going to break the autism detector
Concupiscible salmon station sex offender
  08/18/16
no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
aphrodisiac area
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: thriller site people who are hurt

flame?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: dull curious haunted graveyard

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring prole idea he suggested

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Pearl church

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Bronze nursing home

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Bronze nursing home

lollll

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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Supple Piazza Roommate

Lol

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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Pungent razzle pervert

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Bronze nursing home

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: garnet vivacious shitlib police squad

my god man

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

yes

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: garnet vivacious shitlib police squad

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
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(Facebook stalker)

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Bronze nursing home

these arent bad bro, nice

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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Ocher abode athletic conference

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Bateful Coral Laser Beams

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Bronze nursing home

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Trip peach state

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
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Author: mentally impaired light background story ape

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: cerebral rehab corn cake

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Rebellious outnumbered house national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: hateful feces masturbator

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Supple Piazza Roommate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Pungent razzle pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: maniacal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: frozen stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: Excitant Filthpig Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: shimmering gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Coiffed violet whorehouse partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: nighttime exciting reading party public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Diverse space doctorate

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Talented stain

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Wild theater stage scourge upon the earth

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Wild theater stage scourge upon the earth

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Stirring newt ladyboy

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: arrogant topaz legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: mewling navy kitchen

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: beta blue blood rage national

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Heady Chestnut Giraffe

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Bronze nursing home

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Ocher abode athletic conference

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: impressive lettuce

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: arrogant topaz legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Bronze nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Aromatic cruise ship community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Mint Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Stirring newt ladyboy

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: impressive lettuce

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Stirring newt ladyboy

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: apoplectic trust fund

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Supple Piazza Roommate

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Tantric Queen Of The Night Business Firm

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: brass bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: azure clown set

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: azure clown set

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: azure clown set

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Ocher abode athletic conference

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: mentally impaired light background story ape

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: jet magical antidepressant drug

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Spectacular Parlor

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: cerebral rehab corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: hairless bearded wrinkle school cafeteria

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: azure clown set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Talented stain

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: arrogant topaz legend

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: arrogant topaz legend

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: azure clown set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Stirring newt ladyboy

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Mint Sandwich

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Ocher abode athletic conference

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lay selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Fragrant internal respiration base

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: azure clown set

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Mint Sandwich

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Supple Piazza Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: garnet vivacious shitlib police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Talented stain

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Stirring newt ladyboy

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Brindle startling casino

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Galvanic lodge old irish cottage

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Bronze nursing home

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Spectacular Parlor

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Spectacular Parlor

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Milky Keepsake Machete

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Mint Sandwich

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Bronze nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: mewling navy kitchen

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Talented stain

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: mewling navy kitchen

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Brindle startling casino

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Milky Keepsake Machete

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: mentally impaired light background story ape

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Aromatic cruise ship community account

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser rambunctious party of the first part

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: maize theatre hominid

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser rambunctious party of the first part

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: maize theatre hominid

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: underhanded violent locus

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: impressive lettuce

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Supple Piazza Roommate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Stimulating Den

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: big impertinent forum tattoo

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Talented stain

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: multi-colored pit

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Supple Piazza Roommate

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: olive 180 hall alpha

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Lascivious Vengeful Codepig Dopamine

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: flesh blathering stock car

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Anal boyish cuckold location

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Effete wonderful french chef home

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Narrow-minded marketing idea brethren

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: fishy wagecucks native

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Glittery stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: comical garrison patrolman

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Chrome thirsty pistol

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: Appetizing trailer park knife

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Submissive arousing principal's office

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: Submissive arousing principal's office

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: Floppy house-broken university incel

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: comical garrison patrolman

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: Floppy house-broken university incel

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Supple Piazza Roommate

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Brindle startling casino

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: Floppy house-broken university incel

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: comical garrison patrolman

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Glittery stead

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: Appetizing trailer park knife

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: Submissive arousing principal's office

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Odious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: chest-beating library elastic band

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: chest-beating library elastic band

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: chest-beating library elastic band

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: chest-beating library elastic band

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: maniacal indian lodge

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: charismatic black woman property

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: Titillating mood

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Bull Headed Institution Coffee Pot

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: Chrome thirsty pistol

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Carnelian dog poop

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible salmon station sex offender

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Flickering tan ticket booth water buffalo

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: nighttime exciting reading party public bath



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: Cracking Bearded Regret Center



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: garnet vivacious shitlib police squad



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Laughsome sepia stage

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: harsh office immigrant

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Irate Ratface Heaven



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: Histrionic boiling water indirect expression

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)