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i'm a 27 year old virgin

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no wh...
Shimmering Buck-toothed Field Athletic Conference
  02/02/06
...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaa...
Shimmering Buck-toothed Field Athletic Conference
  02/02/06
nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i thin...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
at least you're not a poors, right?
Shimmering Buck-toothed Field Athletic Conference
  02/02/06
So what's the problem?
concupiscible roast beef
  02/02/06
you are kidding right?
bistre national
  02/02/06
no. i wish i were. i'm actually a decent looking guy, too...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
are you in law school? do you have a job?
concupiscible roast beef
  02/02/06
law school.
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Good school?
concupiscible roast beef
  02/02/06
ask earl
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Good school earl?
concupiscible roast beef
  02/02/06
same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.
bistre national
  02/02/06
A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confid...
concupiscible roast beef
  02/02/06
meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal ...
bistre national
  02/02/06
no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking ...
concupiscible roast beef
  02/02/06
you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.
bistre national
  02/02/06
really? law school girls are easy?
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no...
bistre national
  02/02/06
Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are...
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
lol.
bistre national
  02/02/06
I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much he...
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
edit: misread are you single?
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Yeah.
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Money isn't a consideration for me at all.
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.
bistre national
  02/02/06
hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD! ...
bistre national
  02/02/06
Well, that wasn't permanent.
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
What happened?
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
you want a diagram?
bistre national
  02/02/06
Sure
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
(_(_========D :-o
bistre national
  02/02/06
(_(_=D :-o i edited for realism.
Avocado incel tattoo
  02/02/06
EARL = PWN3D.
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
CHINAPWN3D *sobs*
bistre national
  02/02/06
Why?
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
Fotze said he has a small penis :(
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
You and Earl didn't date, did you?
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
JUST FRIENDS!
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
friends with anal privileges.
bistre national
  02/02/06
Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
no I never took her out on a date.
bistre national
  02/02/06
===D --> (forehead)
Avocado incel tattoo
  02/02/06
DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain...
bistre national
  02/02/06
Horace touched you?
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
???
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
Do I know you?
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron B...
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.
bistre national
  02/02/06
I'm done w/ law school functions.
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
even prom?!
bistre national
  02/02/06
Only if I find a super hot date.
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30...
bistre national
  02/02/06
I have to get over my younger men fetish :(
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.
bistre national
  02/02/06
Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
Want to go out with me?
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange flee...
bistre national
  02/02/06
I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)
Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting
  02/02/06
girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, ev...
Avocado incel tattoo
  02/02/06
Olin? what was that dood's name...? something like that...
Deranged striped hyena wrinkle
  02/02/06
UGLYPWN3D!
Brass slippery international law enforcement agency travel guidebook
  02/02/06
yikes
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of g...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin
lime shitlib
  02/02/06
we are pretty cool, i must admit.
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
i completely adore him. he's just the most asexual person...
lime shitlib
  02/02/06
When did you meet him?
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old popu...
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
are you Frodo Baggins?
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
what? no. but i am pretty short.
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Shorter thsn vir?
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/03/06
...
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/03/06
...
bistre national
  02/02/06
...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
i will try not to stare at your tits.
bistre national
  02/02/06
it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
are you a fatty?
Avocado incel tattoo
  02/02/06
not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
You want a bro or a manziere?
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by...
topaz parlour
  02/02/06
i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from ...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Hi, future me.
Shimmering Buck-toothed Field Athletic Conference
  02/02/06
What is your main area of problem that's causing this?
racy onyx hall
  02/02/06
what are you, roger luo?
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.
racy onyx hall
  02/02/06
i would think of all the people here, you would be the most ...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunn...
racy onyx hall
  02/02/06
How did you not get laid in college?
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm su...
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really kn...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
join some clubs
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of ...
Supple mahogany party of the first part
  02/02/06
yeah, houston, problem found
Shimmering Buck-toothed Field Athletic Conference
  02/02/06
Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter sch...
Wonderful Community Account Abode
  02/02/06
did you have a father figure in your life?
Deranged striped hyena wrinkle
  02/02/06
funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he u...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helpi...
bistre national
  02/02/06
it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young peopl...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easi...
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are arou...
bistre national
  02/02/06
dating classmates is for suckers.
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, i...
bistre national
  02/02/06
id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin want...
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wan...
bistre national
  02/02/06
exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile r...
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
...
Supple mahogany party of the first part
  02/02/06
that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that wi...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
i bet theyre try hard and off putting
racy onyx hall
  02/02/06
Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor"...
galvanic telephone
  02/02/06
nice.
bistre national
  02/02/06
i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cros...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAME...
bistre national
  02/02/06
sure, that might be fun. edit: is there a christian theme...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are...
bistre national
  02/02/06
you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right gir...
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?
racy onyx hall
  02/02/06
ha
Avocado incel tattoo
  02/02/06
This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just sta...
galvanic telephone
  02/02/06
solution to your problem
Avocado incel tattoo
  02/02/06
I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact...
Wonderful Community Account Abode
  02/02/06
interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
galvanic telephone
  02/02/06
you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with...
Wonderful Community Account Abode
  02/02/06
Have you thought about rape?
galvanic telephone
  02/02/06
why dont you come out to bar night?
bistre national
  02/02/06
because it will amplify his fears of rejection. he should...
Avocado incel tattoo
  02/02/06
but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity w...
bistre national
  02/02/06
...
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/03/06
You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.
Hairraiser set main people
  02/02/06
nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Well, some one just blew his chance with me.
Hairraiser set main people
  02/02/06
...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Wonderful Community Account Abode
  02/02/06
To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait...
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.
Hairraiser set main people
  02/02/06
Yeah, I don't get this vibe either
razzle-dazzle jewess
  02/02/06
yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.
bistre national
  02/02/06
Why?
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think ...
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
lots of foregone sex. human nature and simple curiousity.
silver crawly stage
  02/02/06
If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person...
bistre national
  02/02/06
So what
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.
bistre national
  02/02/06
It's selfish to have sex with random people.
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
selfish to who?
bistre national
  02/02/06
People who do this.
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/02/06
um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.
bistre national
  02/02/06
Please let this be flame.
Crimson floppy institution mother
  02/02/06
thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate ...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
I've got your mom's video too.
galvanic telephone
  02/02/06
my mother is dead. ass.
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in x...
Curious Trump Supporter Dysfunction
  02/02/06
my honesty is refreshing, i know.
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostit...
jade passionate stag film useless brakes
  02/02/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&for...
spruce seedy organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watc...
jade passionate stag film useless brakes
  02/02/06
Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Com...
Supple mahogany party of the first part
  02/02/06
Hi 174
nofapping dilemma reading party
  02/03/06
www.eharmony.com
Indigo Weed Whacker Gas Station
  02/03/06
On being late with losing your virginity Horace, :D, T...
motley sinister fortuitous meteor place of business
  02/03/06
...
Histrionic rigor
  02/04/06
Get a prostitute
Exhilarant hideous garrison fat ankles
  02/04/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=...
Vigorous violent goal in life library
  02/04/06


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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:39 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for christ's sake. my life is truly pathetic. i've thought about getting a prostitute, you know, just to break the ice. i bet even a pro wouldn't fuck me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979882)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: Shimmering Buck-toothed Field Athletic Conference

You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no whore would sleep with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979893)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979902)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Shimmering Buck-toothed Field Athletic Conference

What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979955)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i think other people might look down on me. you know, think i'm a loser or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979999)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Shimmering Buck-toothed Field Athletic Conference

at least you're not a poors, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980065)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

So what's the problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979900)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: bistre national

you are kidding right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979901)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

no. i wish i were.

i'm actually a decent looking guy, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979906)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

are you in law school? do you have a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979919)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979926)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

Good school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979950)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

ask earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979957)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

Good school earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979998)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: bistre national

same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980011)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confidence problem - just take a couple shots or chug some beers and fake being a badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980036)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: bistre national

meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal though, for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980064)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking for a stud, they're looking for smart, successful and confident.

Horace, you gotta fake some confidence and act successful. And watch some porn for some good instruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980146)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: bistre national

you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979964)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

really? law school girls are easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979983)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: bistre national

women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no different - and if single they are often desperate. hell even if they arent single.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980001)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are single and desperate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980144)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980152)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: bistre national

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980163)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980192)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

edit: misread

are you single?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980205)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980250)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980305)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

Money isn't a consideration for me at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980326)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: bistre national

he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980355)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980368)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: bistre national

YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD!

ZING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980378)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

Well, that wasn't permanent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980395)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980412)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: bistre national

you want a diagram?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980437)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

Sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980445)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: bistre national

(_(_========D :-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980474)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Avocado incel tattoo

(_(_=D :-o

i edited for realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980485)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

EARL = PWN3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980490)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: bistre national

CHINAPWN3D

*sobs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980515)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980519)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

Fotze said he has a small penis :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980530)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

You and Earl didn't date, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980545)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

JUST FRIENDS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980577)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: bistre national

friends with anal privileges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980594)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980615)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: bistre national

no I never took her out on a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980602)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Avocado incel tattoo

===D --> (forehead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980464)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980267)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: bistre national

she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980286)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

Horace touched you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980300)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980316)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980361)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

Do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980375)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron Brooks and your dipshit ex-bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980400)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: bistre national

what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980191)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

I'm done w/ law school functions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980203)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: bistre national

even prom?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980226)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

Only if I find a super hot date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980238)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: bistre national

want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30 year olds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980265)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

I have to get over my younger men fetish :(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980293)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: bistre national

I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980312)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980351)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

Want to go out with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980365)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: bistre national

no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange fleeces and anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980372)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Olive swashbuckling forum famous landscape painting

I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980381)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Avocado incel tattoo

girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, even ugly ones. it is strange, and i don't understand it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980567)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Deranged striped hyena wrinkle

Olin?

what was that dood's name...? something like that...Onan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979969)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Brass slippery international law enforcement agency travel guidebook

UGLYPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980016)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979916)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:43 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of guys out there like me. at least i'd like to think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979936)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: lime shitlib

the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979965)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

we are pretty cool, i must admit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979986)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: lime shitlib

i completely adore him.

he's just the most asexual person ive ever met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979996)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

When did you meet him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980456)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old population. even less if you take the infirm and malformed out of the pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979997)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm actually missing a finger on my left hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980014)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

are you Frodo Baggins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980066)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

what? no. but i am pretty short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980077)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:11 AM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

Shorter thsn vir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983191)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4987223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: bistre national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980082)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980097)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: bistre national

i will try not to stare at your tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980106)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the male population suffers from estrogen production syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980166)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Avocado incel tattoo

are you a fatty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980202)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980219)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

You want a bro or a manziere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980626)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: topaz parlour

if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by going to an asian massage parlor for a happy ending. most of the girls will offer you "girlfriend experience" after you go back once or twice.. no pressure, sex if you want it.

perfect for a virgin like you. they advertise in the washington post sports section every weekday. apparently it's very common for hill staffers to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979956)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from nyc. maybe i'll take a couple long weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979974)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Shimmering Buck-toothed Field Athletic Conference

Hi, future me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979990)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: racy onyx hall

What is your main area of problem that's causing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980017)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

what are you, roger luo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980030)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: racy onyx hall

i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980048)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

i would think of all the people here, you would be the most sympathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980069)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: racy onyx hall

i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunny joke to impress online peepz, which is fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980101)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

How did you not get laid in college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980028)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn't handle being away from home so i came back. after that i commuted to a nearby state school, and didn't meet many people.

edit: i'm very shy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980052)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm sure they would be happy to set you up with someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980086)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really know anyone here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980108)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

join some clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980139)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Supple mahogany party of the first part

more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of a threesome with a 50's couple....but at least he'll get it over with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980172)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Shimmering Buck-toothed Field Athletic Conference

yeah, houston, problem found

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980091)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Community Account Abode

Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter schools suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980102)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Deranged striped hyena wrinkle

did you have a father figure in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980107)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he used to hit my mom and abused her verbally. he left when i was six. good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980183)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: bistre national

Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980111)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young people. if i ever went out maybe i'd meet some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980129)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980132)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: bistre national

yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are around every day - your classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980148)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

dating classmates is for suckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980173)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: bistre national

true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, its perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980182)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin wants to start trying to meet people is the place he has to go every day. this guy needs the comfort of relative anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980199)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: bistre national

fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wanting that to get around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980251)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile radius of this guy. dont shit where you eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980306)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Supple mahogany party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980116)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that will help my 'badboy' image i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980143)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: racy onyx hall

i bet theyre try hard and off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980159)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: galvanic telephone

Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor" or some tribal tats? Maybe a sun on your belly button?

I have a tattoo of a robot someone drew on their torts final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: bistre national

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980235)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cross is not just two boards, but a tree trunk and a crossbar. the spikes are driven into the forearms where the two bones make a natural holder...see, you can't hang on a cross w/spikes driven through your palms, they'd rip through.

the crown of thorns has driven into the flesh to the bone, and the blood drips down into Christ's matted beard. nothing is muddied up; you can see His face as clear as you can see where the whips came down, the wound in His side, the arms pulled out of the sockets, and the broken legs.

i call it "the Power and the Passion." it's from a drawing of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980297)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: bistre national

do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAMES?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980323)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

sure, that might be fun.

edit: is there a christian theme? my art is devoted to my relgion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980346)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: bistre national

are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are willing to go out and get drunk and score some pussy?

You could do a mural of an NYU law student smiting Stern like Gomorrah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980399)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980325)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: racy onyx hall

If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980398)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Avocado incel tattoo

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980411)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: galvanic telephone

This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just start saying this anyway. There were a lot of soaps and dramas on thid theme, like The Thornbirds, that women loved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980201)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Avocado incel tattoo
Subject: solution to your problem

sapias, vina liques...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980149)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Wonderful Community Account Abode

I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact that you're probably isolated w/ no friends either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980208)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980227)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: galvanic telephone

dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980236)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Wonderful Community Account Abode

you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with people. A problem with establishing rapport. I can actually relate to this, because I was there. I could suggest some books to overvome this, but the basic thing is mirror the other person to create instant rapport. Try to mimic the other person w/o appearing mocking. If the person seems to be a fast talker, speak fast, if the person uses hand gestures, do likewise, if their voice is raspy or low, etc. Socialites do this unconsciously. Communication is 60% physical, 30% tonality, and 10% the actual words. Try to keep that in mind. People will take to you if you do, I guarantee that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980347)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: galvanic telephone

Have you thought about rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980230)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: bistre national

why dont you come out to bar night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980255)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Avocado incel tattoo

because it will amplify his fears of rejection.

he should take a gradual desensitization approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980287)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: bistre national

but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity would ensue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980299)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988565)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser set main people

You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980263)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980329)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser set main people

Well, some one just blew his chance with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980380)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980406)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Community Account Abode
Subject:

aren't you more interested in video games anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980408)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait until marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980289)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser set main people

That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980318)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jewess

Yeah, I don't get this vibe either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980339)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: bistre national

yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980330)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980377)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980401)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think there'd be infidelity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980420)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: silver crawly stage

lots of foregone sex.

human nature and simple curiousity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980457)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980491)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: bistre national

because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person.

I dated a girl on and off for 2 years and had sex 200 times and it was never nearly as good as any of the sex I have now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980417)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

So what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980438)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: bistre national

umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980452)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

It's selfish to have sex with random people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980475)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: bistre national

selfish to who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980522)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

People who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980534)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: bistre national

um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980613)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Crimson floppy institution mother

Please let this be flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980416)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate to animal porn and go to bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: galvanic telephone

I've got your mom's video too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980469)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

my mother is dead. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980477)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Curious Trump Supporter Dysfunction

is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in xoxo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980479)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

my honesty is refreshing, i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980496)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: jade passionate stag film useless brakes

Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostitute. That would be a shame, and wouldn't be enjoyable. I'd suggest going out more. There must be tons of bars in NYC. Join a club to get to know people, or grab some friends from law school, any acquaintances you know, and make a social night of it. DO NOT go with the intention of just banging some random chick though. Go for fun & to improve your social skills. The way I see it, you've waited this long, you might as well make it meaningful. And if you don't bang a chick you meet, you'll feel disappointed which will only decrease your confidence. Just go to have fun, meet a few people, etc... keep doing that, and going out to places where you're likely to meet the type of girls you're into (maybe law events if that's your thing.) Just become more social & confident. From that, everything else will follow, trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980574)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: spruce seedy organic girlfriend

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980606)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: jade passionate stag film useless brakes

animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watch real, human porn. maybe this is why you have trouble meeting people, you sick bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980635)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Supple mahogany party of the first part

Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Computer hacking skillz? Girls want guys with skillz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980694)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:10 AM
Author: nofapping dilemma reading party

Hi 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983221)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:12 AM
Author: Indigo Weed Whacker Gas Station

www.eharmony.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983224)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:32 PM
Author: motley sinister fortuitous meteor place of business

On being late with losing your virginity

Horace, :D,

The morning of Friday has now come and gone. A few questions and requests:

1. When did you begin seriously trying to lose your virginity?

2. Was it not foreseeable that by mega-posting on xoxo and growing into psychotic morons that you were thereby committing yourself to an extensive loserfucker project that would require you to begin trying to lose your virginity before whatever your answer to #1 above is?

3. In our review session before the 4:00 am role call you sermonized about the professional responsibilities of prestigious xoxo poster. Because we would hold such weighty responsibilities in our careers on the internets you said that you would impose similar responsibilities regarding all threads. In particular, you made it clear that you would brook no excuse regarding a ttt post made after the 8 hour time limit. You made it clear that we were responsible for planning ahead and ensuring that the 8 hour time limit would be honored. Do you feel no reciprocal responsibility toward us, your readers and co-posters? A responsibility that extends beyond ex post facto apologies?

4. Please stop saying "I'm so horny". A) The phrase has lost all meaning from constant repetition throughout the entire history of the board. B) Few posters believe you. C) Fewer posters care whether you subjectively impose upon yourself an appropriate level of guilt.

Sincerely, wiener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352653&forum_id=2#4988739)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988774)





Date: February 4th, 2006 12:34 AM
Author: Histrionic rigor
Subject: ...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4991312)





Date: February 4th, 2006 2:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant hideous garrison fat ankles
Subject: Get a prostitute

Get a prostitute and don't worry about STDs, that's what I did. Now i'm a straight-up P.I.M.P

I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a high school art trip to the U.K. I was drinking one night with my roommate and he left our hotel room to fuck some other girl that went on the trip. Lonely and drunk, I jumped out the window and took the Underground to Soho, got 100 pounds out of an ATM and asked some random black dude where I can get a hooker. He led me to some cheap room with a skanky big boned women and she took all my money.

She pulled down her panties and pulled down my pants and slipped a condom on. Then I got on top of her and fucked her loose cunt for about 10 minutes till I got tired. Then she asked me for hand relief and I responded with a "huh" Then she pushed me off her and jacked me off till I blew my load in the condom. After that, she kicked me out.

Then I walked out and I got on the wrong Underground subway and got off somewhere. I left the Underground station and walked out to some desserted area of the city. A guy asked me if I wanted to buy some grass and I was like "yuh maybe." Then i changed my mind, but he continued to walk with me asking me how much money I had. Then he put his arm around me and a pen to my neck and said "I don't want to get mean." So I threw my wallet at him, which luckily didn't include my ATM card, just my student ID and some other BS, and I ran around the block and I got lost. Eventually I found another Underground station, but it was barred closed. So I kept running/walking.

I eventually made it to a large street, but it was almostly completely isolated, one car every 10 seconds or so. Finally, I hailed a taxi and asked him about taking me to an ATM and my hotel's district, but he drove off. Then I got another taxi and just told him to goto my hotel's district and told him along the way I didn't have any money and we needed to stop at an ATM somwhere. He got me to an ATM and then to my hotel's district. I found my hotel and walked in the front door, got in my hotel room and passed out.

While the sex was crap and I was drunk, the bottom line is I got the monkey off my back and no STDs.

P.I.M.P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4992002)





Date: February 4th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Vigorous violent goal in life library

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=64&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4993189)