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i'm a 27 year old virgin

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no wh...
Lake set
  02/02/06
...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaa...
Lake set
  02/02/06
nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i thin...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
at least you're not a poors, right?
Lake set
  02/02/06
So what's the problem?
provocative chestnut whorehouse
  02/02/06
you are kidding right?
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
no. i wish i were. i'm actually a decent looking guy, too...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
are you in law school? do you have a job?
provocative chestnut whorehouse
  02/02/06
law school.
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
Good school?
provocative chestnut whorehouse
  02/02/06
ask earl
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
Good school earl?
provocative chestnut whorehouse
  02/02/06
same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confid...
provocative chestnut whorehouse
  02/02/06
meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal ...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking ...
provocative chestnut whorehouse
  02/02/06
you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
really? law school girls are easy?
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are...
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
lol.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much he...
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
edit: misread are you single?
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
Yeah.
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
Money isn't a consideration for me at all.
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD! ...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
Well, that wasn't permanent.
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
What happened?
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
you want a diagram?
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
Sure
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
(_(_========D :-o
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
(_(_=D :-o i edited for realism.
Mahogany church
  02/02/06
EARL = PWN3D.
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
CHINAPWN3D *sobs*
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
Why?
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
Fotze said he has a small penis :(
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
You and Earl didn't date, did you?
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
JUST FRIENDS!
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
friends with anal privileges.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
no I never took her out on a date.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
===D --> (forehead)
Mahogany church
  02/02/06
DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
Horace touched you?
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
???
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
Do I know you?
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron B...
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
I'm done w/ law school functions.
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
even prom?!
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
Only if I find a super hot date.
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
I have to get over my younger men fetish :(
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
Want to go out with me?
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange flee...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)
hyperactive irradiated box office mood
  02/02/06
girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, ev...
Mahogany church
  02/02/06
Olin? what was that dood's name...? something like that...
amber insane party of the first part parlor
  02/02/06
UGLYPWN3D!
Hairless Karate Gaming Laptop
  02/02/06
yikes
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of g...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin
Cyan abnormal sanctuary philosopher-king
  02/02/06
we are pretty cool, i must admit.
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
i completely adore him. he's just the most asexual person...
Cyan abnormal sanctuary philosopher-king
  02/02/06
When did you meet him?
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old popu...
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
are you Frodo Baggins?
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
what? no. but i am pretty short.
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
Shorter thsn vir?
Topaz cracking house
  02/03/06
...
Topaz cracking house
  02/03/06
...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
i will try not to stare at your tits.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
are you a fatty?
Mahogany church
  02/02/06
not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
You want a bro or a manziere?
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by...
Flickering rehab
  02/02/06
i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from ...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
Hi, future me.
Lake set
  02/02/06
What is your main area of problem that's causing this?
Exciting point
  02/02/06
what are you, roger luo?
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.
Exciting point
  02/02/06
i would think of all the people here, you would be the most ...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunn...
Exciting point
  02/02/06
How did you not get laid in college?
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm su...
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really kn...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
join some clubs
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of ...
glassy zippy ticket booth ratface
  02/02/06
yeah, houston, problem found
Lake set
  02/02/06
Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter sch...
purple histrionic forum
  02/02/06
did you have a father figure in your life?
amber insane party of the first part parlor
  02/02/06
funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he u...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helpi...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young peopl...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easi...
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are arou...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
dating classmates is for suckers.
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, i...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin want...
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wan...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile r...
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
...
glassy zippy ticket booth ratface
  02/02/06
that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that wi...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
i bet theyre try hard and off putting
Exciting point
  02/02/06
Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor"...
olive police squad
  02/02/06
nice.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cros...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAME...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
sure, that might be fun. edit: is there a christian theme...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right gir...
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?
Exciting point
  02/02/06
ha
Mahogany church
  02/02/06
This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just sta...
olive police squad
  02/02/06
solution to your problem
Mahogany church
  02/02/06
I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact...
purple histrionic forum
  02/02/06
interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
olive police squad
  02/02/06
you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with...
purple histrionic forum
  02/02/06
Have you thought about rape?
olive police squad
  02/02/06
why dont you come out to bar night?
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
because it will amplify his fears of rejection. he should...
Mahogany church
  02/02/06
but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity w...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
...
Topaz cracking house
  02/03/06
You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.
Vivacious faggot firefighter stage
  02/02/06
nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
Well, some one just blew his chance with me.
Vivacious faggot firefighter stage
  02/02/06
...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
purple histrionic forum
  02/02/06
To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait...
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.
Vivacious faggot firefighter stage
  02/02/06
Yeah, I don't get this vibe either
soul-stirring painfully honest deer antler sneaky criminal
  02/02/06
yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
Why?
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think ...
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
lots of foregone sex. human nature and simple curiousity.
big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena
  02/02/06
If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person...
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
So what
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
It's selfish to have sex with random people.
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
selfish to who?
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
People who do this.
Topaz cracking house
  02/02/06
um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.
appetizing den foreskin
  02/02/06
Please let this be flame.
multi-colored rusted mad-dog skullcap
  02/02/06
thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate ...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
I've got your mom's video too.
olive police squad
  02/02/06
my mother is dead. ass.
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in x...
diverse aggressive main people
  02/02/06
my honesty is refreshing, i know.
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostit...
hairraiser medicated stead
  02/02/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&for...
Dashing Station
  02/02/06
animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watc...
hairraiser medicated stead
  02/02/06
Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Com...
glassy zippy ticket booth ratface
  02/02/06
Hi 174
Smoky Chapel Mad Cow Disease
  02/03/06
www.eharmony.com
pink theater new version
  02/03/06
On being late with losing your virginity Horace, :D, T...
Mustard Step-uncle's House Background Story
  02/03/06
...
swashbuckling field
  02/04/06
Get a prostitute
Dark Arousing Private Investor
  02/04/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=...
Topaz cracking house
  02/04/06


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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:39 PM
Author: Dashing Station

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for christ's sake. my life is truly pathetic. i've thought about getting a prostitute, you know, just to break the ice. i bet even a pro wouldn't fuck me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979882)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: Lake set

You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no whore would sleep with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979893)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Dashing Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979902)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Lake set

What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979955)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Dashing Station

nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i think other people might look down on me. you know, think i'm a loser or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979999)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Lake set

at least you're not a poors, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980065)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: provocative chestnut whorehouse

So what's the problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979900)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

you are kidding right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979901)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Dashing Station

no. i wish i were.

i'm actually a decent looking guy, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979906)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: provocative chestnut whorehouse

are you in law school? do you have a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979919)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: Dashing Station

law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979926)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: provocative chestnut whorehouse

Good school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979950)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Dashing Station

ask earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979957)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: provocative chestnut whorehouse

Good school earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979998)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980011)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: provocative chestnut whorehouse

A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confidence problem - just take a couple shots or chug some beers and fake being a badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980036)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal though, for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980064)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: provocative chestnut whorehouse

no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking for a stud, they're looking for smart, successful and confident.

Horace, you gotta fake some confidence and act successful. And watch some porn for some good instruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980146)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979964)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: Dashing Station

really? law school girls are easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979983)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no different - and if single they are often desperate. hell even if they arent single.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980001)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are single and desperate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980144)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Dashing Station

maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980152)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980163)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980192)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Dashing Station

edit: misread

are you single?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980205)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980250)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Dashing Station

cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980305)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

Money isn't a consideration for me at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980326)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980355)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980368)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD!

ZING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980378)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

Well, that wasn't permanent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980395)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980412)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

you want a diagram?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980437)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

Sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980445)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

(_(_========D :-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980474)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Mahogany church

(_(_=D :-o

i edited for realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980485)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

EARL = PWN3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980490)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

CHINAPWN3D

*sobs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980515)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980519)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

Fotze said he has a small penis :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980530)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

You and Earl didn't date, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980545)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

JUST FRIENDS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980577)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

friends with anal privileges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980594)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980615)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

no I never took her out on a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980602)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Mahogany church

===D --> (forehead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980464)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980267)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980286)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

Horace touched you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980300)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980316)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980361)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

Do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980375)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron Brooks and your dipshit ex-bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980400)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980191)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

I'm done w/ law school functions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980203)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

even prom?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980226)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

Only if I find a super hot date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980238)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30 year olds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980265)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

I have to get over my younger men fetish :(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980293)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980312)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980351)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

Want to go out with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980365)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange fleeces and anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980372)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: hyperactive irradiated box office mood

I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980381)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Mahogany church

girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, even ugly ones. it is strange, and i don't understand it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980567)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: amber insane party of the first part parlor

Olin?

what was that dood's name...? something like that...Onan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979969)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Hairless Karate Gaming Laptop

UGLYPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980016)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979916)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:43 PM
Author: Dashing Station

c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of guys out there like me. at least i'd like to think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979936)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Cyan abnormal sanctuary philosopher-king

the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979965)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Dashing Station

we are pretty cool, i must admit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979986)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Cyan abnormal sanctuary philosopher-king

i completely adore him.

he's just the most asexual person ive ever met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979996)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

When did you meet him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980456)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old population. even less if you take the infirm and malformed out of the pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979997)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Dashing Station

oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm actually missing a finger on my left hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980014)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

are you Frodo Baggins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980066)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: Dashing Station

what? no. but i am pretty short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980077)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:11 AM
Author: Topaz cracking house

Shorter thsn vir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983191)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4987223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980082)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Dashing Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980097)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

i will try not to stare at your tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980106)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Dashing Station

it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the male population suffers from estrogen production syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980166)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Mahogany church

are you a fatty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980202)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Dashing Station

not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980219)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

You want a bro or a manziere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980626)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Flickering rehab

if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by going to an asian massage parlor for a happy ending. most of the girls will offer you "girlfriend experience" after you go back once or twice.. no pressure, sex if you want it.

perfect for a virgin like you. they advertise in the washington post sports section every weekday. apparently it's very common for hill staffers to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979956)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: Dashing Station

i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from nyc. maybe i'll take a couple long weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979974)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Lake set

Hi, future me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979990)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Exciting point

What is your main area of problem that's causing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980017)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: Dashing Station

what are you, roger luo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980030)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Exciting point

i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980048)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Dashing Station

i would think of all the people here, you would be the most sympathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980069)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Exciting point

i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunny joke to impress online peepz, which is fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980101)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

How did you not get laid in college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980028)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Dashing Station

well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn't handle being away from home so i came back. after that i commuted to a nearby state school, and didn't meet many people.

edit: i'm very shy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980052)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm sure they would be happy to set you up with someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980086)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Dashing Station

not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really know anyone here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980108)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

join some clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980139)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: glassy zippy ticket booth ratface

more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of a threesome with a 50's couple....but at least he'll get it over with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980172)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Lake set

yeah, houston, problem found

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980091)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: purple histrionic forum

Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter schools suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980102)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: amber insane party of the first part parlor

did you have a father figure in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980107)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: Dashing Station

funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he used to hit my mom and abused her verbally. he left when i was six. good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980183)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980111)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Dashing Station

it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young people. if i ever went out maybe i'd meet some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980129)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980132)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are around every day - your classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980148)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

dating classmates is for suckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980173)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, its perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980182)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin wants to start trying to meet people is the place he has to go every day. this guy needs the comfort of relative anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980199)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wanting that to get around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980251)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile radius of this guy. dont shit where you eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980306)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: glassy zippy ticket booth ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980116)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Dashing Station

that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that will help my 'badboy' image i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980143)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Exciting point

i bet theyre try hard and off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980159)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: olive police squad

Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor" or some tribal tats? Maybe a sun on your belly button?

I have a tattoo of a robot someone drew on their torts final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980235)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Dashing Station

i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cross is not just two boards, but a tree trunk and a crossbar. the spikes are driven into the forearms where the two bones make a natural holder...see, you can't hang on a cross w/spikes driven through your palms, they'd rip through.

the crown of thorns has driven into the flesh to the bone, and the blood drips down into Christ's matted beard. nothing is muddied up; you can see His face as clear as you can see where the whips came down, the wound in His side, the arms pulled out of the sockets, and the broken legs.

i call it "the Power and the Passion." it's from a drawing of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980297)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAMES?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980323)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Dashing Station

sure, that might be fun.

edit: is there a christian theme? my art is devoted to my relgion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980346)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are willing to go out and get drunk and score some pussy?

You could do a mural of an NYU law student smiting Stern like Gomorrah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980399)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980325)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Exciting point

If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980398)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Mahogany church

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980411)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: olive police squad

This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just start saying this anyway. There were a lot of soaps and dramas on thid theme, like The Thornbirds, that women loved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980201)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Mahogany church
Subject: solution to your problem

sapias, vina liques...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980149)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: purple histrionic forum

I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact that you're probably isolated w/ no friends either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980208)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Dashing Station

interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980227)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: olive police squad

dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980236)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: purple histrionic forum

you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with people. A problem with establishing rapport. I can actually relate to this, because I was there. I could suggest some books to overvome this, but the basic thing is mirror the other person to create instant rapport. Try to mimic the other person w/o appearing mocking. If the person seems to be a fast talker, speak fast, if the person uses hand gestures, do likewise, if their voice is raspy or low, etc. Socialites do this unconsciously. Communication is 60% physical, 30% tonality, and 10% the actual words. Try to keep that in mind. People will take to you if you do, I guarantee that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980347)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: olive police squad

Have you thought about rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980230)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

why dont you come out to bar night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980255)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Mahogany church

because it will amplify his fears of rejection.

he should take a gradual desensitization approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980287)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity would ensue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980299)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988565)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Vivacious faggot firefighter stage

You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980263)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Dashing Station

nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980329)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Vivacious faggot firefighter stage

Well, some one just blew his chance with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980380)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Dashing Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980406)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: purple histrionic forum
Subject:

aren't you more interested in video games anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980408)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait until marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980289)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Vivacious faggot firefighter stage

That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980318)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring painfully honest deer antler sneaky criminal

Yeah, I don't get this vibe either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980339)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980330)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980377)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980401)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think there'd be infidelity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980420)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: big gay liquid oxygen striped hyena

lots of foregone sex.

human nature and simple curiousity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980457)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980491)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person.

I dated a girl on and off for 2 years and had sex 200 times and it was never nearly as good as any of the sex I have now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980417)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

So what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980438)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980452)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

It's selfish to have sex with random people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980475)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

selfish to who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980522)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

People who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980534)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: appetizing den foreskin

um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980613)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: multi-colored rusted mad-dog skullcap

Please let this be flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980416)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Dashing Station

thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate to animal porn and go to bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: olive police squad

I've got your mom's video too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980469)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Dashing Station

my mother is dead. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980477)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: diverse aggressive main people

is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in xoxo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980479)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Dashing Station

my honesty is refreshing, i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980496)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: hairraiser medicated stead

Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostitute. That would be a shame, and wouldn't be enjoyable. I'd suggest going out more. There must be tons of bars in NYC. Join a club to get to know people, or grab some friends from law school, any acquaintances you know, and make a social night of it. DO NOT go with the intention of just banging some random chick though. Go for fun & to improve your social skills. The way I see it, you've waited this long, you might as well make it meaningful. And if you don't bang a chick you meet, you'll feel disappointed which will only decrease your confidence. Just go to have fun, meet a few people, etc... keep doing that, and going out to places where you're likely to meet the type of girls you're into (maybe law events if that's your thing.) Just become more social & confident. From that, everything else will follow, trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980574)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Dashing Station

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980606)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: hairraiser medicated stead

animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watch real, human porn. maybe this is why you have trouble meeting people, you sick bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980635)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: glassy zippy ticket booth ratface

Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Computer hacking skillz? Girls want guys with skillz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980694)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:10 AM
Author: Smoky Chapel Mad Cow Disease

Hi 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983221)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:12 AM
Author: pink theater new version

www.eharmony.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983224)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:32 PM
Author: Mustard Step-uncle's House Background Story

On being late with losing your virginity

Horace, :D,

The morning of Friday has now come and gone. A few questions and requests:

1. When did you begin seriously trying to lose your virginity?

2. Was it not foreseeable that by mega-posting on xoxo and growing into psychotic morons that you were thereby committing yourself to an extensive loserfucker project that would require you to begin trying to lose your virginity before whatever your answer to #1 above is?

3. In our review session before the 4:00 am role call you sermonized about the professional responsibilities of prestigious xoxo poster. Because we would hold such weighty responsibilities in our careers on the internets you said that you would impose similar responsibilities regarding all threads. In particular, you made it clear that you would brook no excuse regarding a ttt post made after the 8 hour time limit. You made it clear that we were responsible for planning ahead and ensuring that the 8 hour time limit would be honored. Do you feel no reciprocal responsibility toward us, your readers and co-posters? A responsibility that extends beyond ex post facto apologies?

4. Please stop saying "I'm so horny". A) The phrase has lost all meaning from constant repetition throughout the entire history of the board. B) Few posters believe you. C) Fewer posters care whether you subjectively impose upon yourself an appropriate level of guilt.

Sincerely, wiener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352653&forum_id=2#4988739)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988774)





Date: February 4th, 2006 12:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling field
Subject: ...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4991312)





Date: February 4th, 2006 2:44 AM
Author: Dark Arousing Private Investor
Subject: Get a prostitute

Get a prostitute and don't worry about STDs, that's what I did. Now i'm a straight-up P.I.M.P

I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a high school art trip to the U.K. I was drinking one night with my roommate and he left our hotel room to fuck some other girl that went on the trip. Lonely and drunk, I jumped out the window and took the Underground to Soho, got 100 pounds out of an ATM and asked some random black dude where I can get a hooker. He led me to some cheap room with a skanky big boned women and she took all my money.

She pulled down her panties and pulled down my pants and slipped a condom on. Then I got on top of her and fucked her loose cunt for about 10 minutes till I got tired. Then she asked me for hand relief and I responded with a "huh" Then she pushed me off her and jacked me off till I blew my load in the condom. After that, she kicked me out.

Then I walked out and I got on the wrong Underground subway and got off somewhere. I left the Underground station and walked out to some desserted area of the city. A guy asked me if I wanted to buy some grass and I was like "yuh maybe." Then i changed my mind, but he continued to walk with me asking me how much money I had. Then he put his arm around me and a pen to my neck and said "I don't want to get mean." So I threw my wallet at him, which luckily didn't include my ATM card, just my student ID and some other BS, and I ran around the block and I got lost. Eventually I found another Underground station, but it was barred closed. So I kept running/walking.

I eventually made it to a large street, but it was almostly completely isolated, one car every 10 seconds or so. Finally, I hailed a taxi and asked him about taking me to an ATM and my hotel's district, but he drove off. Then I got another taxi and just told him to goto my hotel's district and told him along the way I didn't have any money and we needed to stop at an ATM somwhere. He got me to an ATM and then to my hotel's district. I found my hotel and walked in the front door, got in my hotel room and passed out.

While the sex was crap and I was drunk, the bottom line is I got the monkey off my back and no STDs.

P.I.M.P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4992002)





Date: February 4th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: Topaz cracking house

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=64&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4993189)