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Trump appoints HIMSELF new FBI director (not flame)

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[sic] in a verbal statement. cool story bro.
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not your best work with the bigly.
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It was fantastic, believe me.
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stirring tanning salon
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Cr, good idea, poor execution (by Evan standards)
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(on a scale from 1-4,000,000)
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Well you clicked on it ljl Also, how dare you.
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better than the faggot OP
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Evan, I understand why people are saying this is not your be...
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: opaque lodge

President Donald J. Trump announced tonight that he was appointing himself to be the new FBI Director following the surprise dismissal of James Comey earlier this week.

"Effective immediately, I am appointing myself, Donald Trump, to lead the FBI during this difficult days. We have tremendous challenges ahead, and I am more than prepared to meet they [sic] as we move forward, believe me," Trump said in a brief statement.

Legal experts and constitutional scholars are questioning the move, but the White House insists that everything is fantastic and really bigly terrific.

http://yahoonews.com/trump-appoints-self-the-new-fbi-director-says-going-to-be-amazing-45736145464-htm

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: Glittery parlor

[sic] in a verbal statement. cool story bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278857)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:29 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: At-the-ready brass fat ankles

not your best work with the bigly.

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: opaque lodge

It was fantastic, believe me.

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:15 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: mustard misunderstood hospital

Cr, good idea, poor execution (by Evan standards)

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Crawly box office



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Very Tactful Step-uncle's House

meh

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: Primrose fighting senate



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Glittery parlor

(on a scale from 1-4,000,000)

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: Thriller Hot Mad-dog Skullcap

This is one of your weaker efforts

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Primrose fighting senate



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: ruddy genital piercing stead

This thread will be remembered only through those trivia contests about obscure evan39 threads no one remembers because they were so bad

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Date: May 11th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: opaque lodge

Well you clicked on it ljl

Also, how dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279213)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: Galvanic Gas Station

Yahoo!'s recent struggles have mostly been attributed to a lack of innovation, questionable leadership, and an inability to establish its role in an ever changing online marketplace. However, a recent report suggests that the ailing internet giant has actually been undermined from the outside by an unlikely source.

Alex Goldstein, an analyst at Deutsche Bank, was assigned to evaluate the company. During this process, he uncovered numerous instances in which a commenter on an online law school message board repeatedly drafted fake news articles and attributed them to Yahoo! News. According to Goldstein, this commenter, known only as "evan39," created very elaborate stories specifically designed to deceive the reader.

"It's all fiction," Goldstein said, "but the level of detail was such that it would be hard to tell that it was fake. The stories relayed certain 'facts' which might have seemed totally absurd ten years ago, but in today's cartoon world, actually seem plausible. Separating fact from fiction is becoming harder and harder."

"If you click the link provided in his post, you'll see that it goes nowhere, but who actually bothers to do that these days?'

Goldstein noted that while evan39 also linked stories to CNN, Fox News, and other outlets, 73 percent of his fake news posts were attributed to Yahoo!.

When asked for comment, a Yahoo! spokesperson said the company was contemplating legal action, but noted that evan39's homosexuality provided him a level of immunity. "He's not some cis white male shitlord. People will respect his rights."

http://www.businessinsider.com/yahoo-damaged-by-gaywads-literal-fake-news-2017-5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279726)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:55 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:05 AM
Author: bateful nudist stock car



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: free-loading comical messiness hell

better than the faggot OP

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Date: May 11th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Nofapping Locus

(angry kike faggot)

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Date: May 11th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Judgmental incel legal warrant



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: opaque lodge

Whoa excellent

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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Galvanic Gas Station

tyty

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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:23 PM
Author: ruddy genital piercing stead



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: charismatic crackhouse persian



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Abnormal heaven

Evan, I understand why people are saying this is not your best work and why you personally had to blank bump it so much, but I just want to say that I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279764)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: bateful nudist stock car

It's like a classic Onion article - headline is 180 and the text is mostly filler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279779)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: Abnormal heaven

Evan's normal touch is to make the fake article just slightly plausible, causing you to click the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279909)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Awkward address



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Contagious haunted graveyard

You are a board treasure. I stand FIRMLY behind Evan39.

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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: free-loading comical messiness hell

and by "treasure," we mean faggot. evan39: you are a board faggot.

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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: mustard misunderstood hospital

... pumping and sweating

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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:37 AM
Author: bateful nudist stock car



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: charismatic crackhouse persian



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: Self-absorbed stage



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: vibrant wine casino nibblets



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Date: May 11th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse filthpig

evan i gotta know, how did you blank bump this ~20 times in under one minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33280423)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: opaque lodge

Opened multiple duplicate tabs

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Date: May 26th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned effete pisswyrm

(Hacker)

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: opaque lodge



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