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Trump appoints HIMSELF new FBI director (not flame)

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Cyan demanding national headpube
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[sic] in a verbal statement. cool story bro.
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not your best work with the bigly.
apoplectic preventive strike library
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It was fantastic, believe me.
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Federal Unhinged French Chef
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Cr, good idea, poor execution (by Evan standards)
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Well you clicked on it ljl Also, how dare you.
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amber slippery goal in life orchestra pit
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Whoa excellent
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Evan, I understand why people are saying this is not your be...
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Opened multiple duplicate tabs
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube

President Donald J. Trump announced tonight that he was appointing himself to be the new FBI Director following the surprise dismissal of James Comey earlier this week.

"Effective immediately, I am appointing myself, Donald Trump, to lead the FBI during this difficult days. We have tremendous challenges ahead, and I am more than prepared to meet they [sic] as we move forward, believe me," Trump said in a brief statement.

Legal experts and constitutional scholars are questioning the move, but the White House insists that everything is fantastic and really bigly terrific.

http://yahoonews.com/trump-appoints-self-the-new-fbi-director-says-going-to-be-amazing-45736145464-htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278729)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed obsidian trump supporter

[sic] in a verbal statement. cool story bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278857)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: internet-worthy shrine



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278748)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278752)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278753)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278754)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278755)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278759)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278762)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278764)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278768)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278769)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278770)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278772)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: apoplectic preventive strike library

not your best work with the bigly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278773)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube

It was fantastic, believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278778)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Federal Unhinged French Chef



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: big-titted university

Cr, good idea, poor execution (by Evan standards)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279917)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278789)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278790)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278794)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Naked dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278796)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Abusive glassy giraffe sanctuary

meh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278831)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: internet-worthy shrine



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed obsidian trump supporter

(on a scale from 1-4,000,000)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278869)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: sadistic brunch

This is one of your weaker efforts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278877)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: internet-worthy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278887)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Galvanic sooty state son of senegal

This thread will be remembered only through those trivia contests about obscure evan39 threads no one remembers because they were so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278889)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube

Well you clicked on it ljl

Also, how dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279213)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: Bateful ruby faggotry parlour

Yahoo!'s recent struggles have mostly been attributed to a lack of innovation, questionable leadership, and an inability to establish its role in an ever changing online marketplace. However, a recent report suggests that the ailing internet giant has actually been undermined from the outside by an unlikely source.

Alex Goldstein, an analyst at Deutsche Bank, was assigned to evaluate the company. During this process, he uncovered numerous instances in which a commenter on an online law school message board repeatedly drafted fake news articles and attributed them to Yahoo! News. According to Goldstein, this commenter, known only as "evan39," created very elaborate stories specifically designed to deceive the reader.

"It's all fiction," Goldstein said, "but the level of detail was such that it would be hard to tell that it was fake. The stories relayed certain 'facts' which might have seemed totally absurd ten years ago, but in today's cartoon world, actually seem plausible. Separating fact from fiction is becoming harder and harder."

"If you click the link provided in his post, you'll see that it goes nowhere, but who actually bothers to do that these days?'

Goldstein noted that while evan39 also linked stories to CNN, Fox News, and other outlets, 73 percent of his fake news posts were attributed to Yahoo!.

When asked for comment, a Yahoo! spokesperson said the company was contemplating legal action, but noted that evan39's homosexuality provided him a level of immunity. "He's not some cis white male shitlord. People will respect his rights."

http://www.businessinsider.com/yahoo-damaged-by-gaywads-literal-fake-news-2017-5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279726)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:55 AM
Author: adventurous bawdyhouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279756)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Razzmatazz carnelian trailer park



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:05 AM
Author: crystalline messiness



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: onyx institution cumskin

better than the faggot OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279805)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: jet tripping wrinkle boiling water

(angry kike faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33280347)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: amber slippery goal in life orchestra pit



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube

Whoa excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33285273)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Bateful ruby faggotry parlour

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33285451)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:23 PM
Author: Galvanic sooty state son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33405988)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Vigorous home pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33405995)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Comical mexican

Evan, I understand why people are saying this is not your best work and why you personally had to blank bump it so much, but I just want to say that I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279764)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: crystalline messiness

It's like a classic Onion article - headline is 180 and the text is mostly filler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279779)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: Comical mexican

Evan's normal touch is to make the fake article just slightly plausible, causing you to click the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279909)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Purple magical degenerate



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Infuriating chapel

You are a board treasure. I stand FIRMLY behind Evan39.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279797)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: onyx institution cumskin

and by "treasure," we mean faggot. evan39: you are a board faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279807)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: big-titted university

... pumping and sweating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279922)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:37 AM
Author: crystalline messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33280039)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Vigorous home pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33405978)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: histrionic painfully honest crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279833)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: Lascivious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279868)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Diverse chestnut theatre dysfunction

evan i gotta know, how did you blank bump this ~20 times in under one minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33280423)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube

Opened multiple duplicate tabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33285276)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: sienna theater stage striped hyena

(Hacker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33405628)



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Date: March 23rd, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: Cyan demanding national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#35673235)