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Trump appoints HIMSELF new FBI director (not flame)

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[sic] in a verbal statement. cool story bro.
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not your best work with the bigly.
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It was fantastic, believe me.
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heady office circlehead
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Cr, good idea, poor execution (by Evan standards)
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(on a scale from 1-4,000,000)
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This is one of your weaker efforts
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talented carmine water buffalo
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This thread will be remembered only through those trivia con...
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Well you clicked on it ljl Also, how dare you.
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frum misunderstood piazza athletic conference
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better than the faggot OP
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(angry kike faggot)
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Whoa excellent
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tyty
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Evan, I understand why people are saying this is not your be...
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It's like a classic Onion article - headline is 180 and the ...
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You are a board treasure. I stand FIRMLY behind Evan39.
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and by "treasure," we mean faggot. evan39: you are...
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: Bisexual immigrant

President Donald J. Trump announced tonight that he was appointing himself to be the new FBI Director following the surprise dismissal of James Comey earlier this week.

"Effective immediately, I am appointing myself, Donald Trump, to lead the FBI during this difficult days. We have tremendous challenges ahead, and I am more than prepared to meet they [sic] as we move forward, believe me," Trump said in a brief statement.

Legal experts and constitutional scholars are questioning the move, but the White House insists that everything is fantastic and really bigly terrific.

http://yahoonews.com/trump-appoints-self-the-new-fbi-director-says-going-to-be-amazing-45736145464-htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278729)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: exhilarant pink trailer park

[sic] in a verbal statement. cool story bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278857)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: talented carmine water buffalo



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: electric nofapping legal warrant

not your best work with the bigly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278773)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Bisexual immigrant

It was fantastic, believe me.

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:15 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: soggy tank volcanic crater

Cr, good idea, poor execution (by Evan standards)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279917)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Mint cracking wrinkle area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278796)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Primrose turdskin

meh

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: talented carmine water buffalo



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: exhilarant pink trailer park

(on a scale from 1-4,000,000)

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: 180 love of her life puppy

This is one of your weaker efforts

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: talented carmine water buffalo



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Cerise University Half-breed

This thread will be remembered only through those trivia contests about obscure evan39 threads no one remembers because they were so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278889)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Bisexual immigrant

Well you clicked on it ljl

Also, how dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279213)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: Thriller chocolate resort laser beams

Yahoo!'s recent struggles have mostly been attributed to a lack of innovation, questionable leadership, and an inability to establish its role in an ever changing online marketplace. However, a recent report suggests that the ailing internet giant has actually been undermined from the outside by an unlikely source.

Alex Goldstein, an analyst at Deutsche Bank, was assigned to evaluate the company. During this process, he uncovered numerous instances in which a commenter on an online law school message board repeatedly drafted fake news articles and attributed them to Yahoo! News. According to Goldstein, this commenter, known only as "evan39," created very elaborate stories specifically designed to deceive the reader.

"It's all fiction," Goldstein said, "but the level of detail was such that it would be hard to tell that it was fake. The stories relayed certain 'facts' which might have seemed totally absurd ten years ago, but in today's cartoon world, actually seem plausible. Separating fact from fiction is becoming harder and harder."

"If you click the link provided in his post, you'll see that it goes nowhere, but who actually bothers to do that these days?'

Goldstein noted that while evan39 also linked stories to CNN, Fox News, and other outlets, 73 percent of his fake news posts were attributed to Yahoo!.

When asked for comment, a Yahoo! spokesperson said the company was contemplating legal action, but noted that evan39's homosexuality provided him a level of immunity. "He's not some cis white male shitlord. People will respect his rights."

http://www.businessinsider.com/yahoo-damaged-by-gaywads-literal-fake-news-2017-5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279726)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:55 AM
Author: aromatic cheese-eating weed whacker genital piercing



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: light wonderful scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:05 AM
Author: frum misunderstood piazza athletic conference



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: Dashing base

better than the faggot OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279805)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: narrow-minded native regret

(angry kike faggot)

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Date: May 11th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Brass new version electric furnace



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Bisexual immigrant

Whoa excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33285273)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Thriller chocolate resort laser beams

tyty

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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:23 PM
Author: Cerise University Half-breed



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: violent mother



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: chest-beating soul-stirring lodge

Evan, I understand why people are saying this is not your best work and why you personally had to blank bump it so much, but I just want to say that I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279764)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: frum misunderstood piazza athletic conference

It's like a classic Onion article - headline is 180 and the text is mostly filler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279779)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: chest-beating soul-stirring lodge

Evan's normal touch is to make the fake article just slightly plausible, causing you to click the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279909)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: infuriating spectacular gas station



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Comical violent mood theatre

You are a board treasure. I stand FIRMLY behind Evan39.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279797)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Dashing base

and by "treasure," we mean faggot. evan39: you are a board faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279807)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: soggy tank volcanic crater

... pumping and sweating

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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:37 AM
Author: frum misunderstood piazza athletic conference



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: violent mother



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: Pearl adventurous library pisswyrm



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: Lilac state



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Date: May 11th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Histrionic gaped ape

evan i gotta know, how did you blank bump this ~20 times in under one minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33280423)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: Bisexual immigrant

Opened multiple duplicate tabs

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Date: May 26th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: purple autistic senate

(Hacker)

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: Bisexual immigrant



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