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Keep getting rejected for jobs (evan39)

I've applied to so many companies that I've lost track. Some...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
have you ever used any of those mock interview/resume writin...
sticky fiercely-loyal bawdyhouse
  06/10/17
I already paid to get a "professional" resume writ...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
...
Violet Regret
  06/10/17
I'm starting to think I should forget about a "job"...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
...
Violet Regret
  06/10/17
he already said that
Duck-like glittery space
  06/10/17
Who would you scam?
Ocher ceo masturbator
  06/10/17
The entire world.
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
Why don't you start more modestly with sanctimonious boomers...
Ocher ceo masturbator
  06/10/17
*punches hole in nearest wall*
Blathering electric furnace
  06/11/17
you fell for that old chestnut? ljl
bat-shit-crazy background story indian lodge
  06/10/17
Yeah, all they did was change the margins and add some stupi...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
not a crazy idea
shaky lascivious corner bbw
  06/10/17
Have you considered a Patreon? I'd pay a monthly subscriptio...
mischievous citrine point immigrant
  06/10/17
I have considered this, but would only do it with complete a...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
Of course. I'd rather not know your identity, it'd only ruin...
mischievous citrine point immigrant
  06/10/17
...
Blathering electric furnace
  06/11/17
You aren't embellishing enough then. Evan you need to throw ...
know-it-all embarrassed to the bone range
  06/10/17
The applications always have a section at the end where they...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
That's very ... lawyerlike ... of you to notice.
orchid misunderstood business firm sound barrier
  06/10/17
It's kind of hard not to notice when it's on every applicati...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
HR is flame. All of hiring is flame. Recruiters don't kno...
orchid misunderstood business firm sound barrier
  06/10/17
I had an interview that went really well a few months ago. T...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
...
Violet Regret
  06/10/17
Hmmm never considered that
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
This is demonstrably untrue.
white marvelous macaca office
  06/10/17
they probably get weirded out on the in-person interview whe...
Beady-eyed buck-toothed dysfunction son of senegal
  06/10/17
How dare you.
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
Evan is usually interviewed right after that guy so maybe th...
know-it-all embarrassed to the bone range
  06/10/17
...
Lavender titillating locus lettuce
  06/10/17
cr
Dun 180 Parlor
  06/27/17
Are most of your interviews behavioral based?
Talking Stage
  06/10/17
They're all a bunch of bullshit in the "STAR" form...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
Find some better answers/anecdotes. Make some up... you hav...
Talking Stage
  06/10/17
I've done that, but it falls apart when they start probing. ...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
Really? This has never happened to me. Usually I'm using a ...
Talking Stage
  06/10/17
Evan, we clicked on some of the links in your resume and it ...
elite dashing foreskin
  06/10/17
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Violet Regret
  06/10/17
...
bat-shit-crazy background story indian lodge
  06/10/17
180
Talking Stage
  06/10/17
...
Mahogany filthpig corn cake
  06/11/17
...
Pea-brained potus
  06/28/17
*evan39 profusely sweating* "Um...where do I see myself...
mischievous citrine point immigrant
  06/10/17
As Dick Crappington can attest...
Talking Stage
  06/10/17
...
Arousing Ruddy Main People Parlour
  06/11/17
...
Mahogany filthpig corn cake
  06/11/17
You need to end every example with you refusing a congressio...
mischievous citrine point immigrant
  06/10/17
...
Talking Stage
  06/10/17
...
fishy cuckoldry garrison
  06/11/17
White privilege
Cobalt thriller organic girlfriend
  06/10/17
It's especially enraging when I see all the separate "d...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
jfc, you got passed over for some fucking Somali refugee
bonkers double fault
  06/27/17
Yes, and his LinkedIn profile was a fucking joke. Let's hope...
Pea-brained potus
  06/27/17
Yes, hopefully. This is fucking insane that Somalis get pref...
bonkers double fault
  06/27/17
have you asked an xo bro to hook you up?
razzle-dazzle pink center turdskin
  06/10/17
http://www.powerball.com
Ocher ceo masturbator
  06/10/17
You have to bump your position; imply high proficiency with ...
Dark school cafeteria
  06/10/17
I put some crap about Excel and various other stuff on my re...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
you've got to put some important sounding projects in there ...
Dark school cafeteria
  06/10/17
So coding or take the lsat
Ruby faggot firefighter
  06/10/17
I've started getting really good at the LSAT. I used to bomb...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
Lol you can't go to law school. You'd be 50 by the time you ...
Bespoke Gold Pit
  06/10/17
"Age" is flame and there are plenty of non-trad st...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
Yeah and they all wind up unemployed w 100K in debt
Cerebral naked lodge
  06/10/17
That won't be me I'll maek it
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
u can maek it for sure
Disrespectful painfully honest tanning salon dopamine
  06/11/17
*$250K
Talking Stage
  06/10/17
how the fuck are you not able to get hired at costco? i h...
Concupiscible self-centered plaza dingle berry
  06/10/17
They never respond. I've applied there four times over the p...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
that is insane. i have been to the costco in sodo and half t...
Concupiscible self-centered plaza dingle berry
  06/10/17
I went to another one and saw the same shit. I can't believe...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
hiring personnel are probably resentful that your degree is ...
Concupiscible self-centered plaza dingle berry
  06/10/17
My company routinely promotes people with degrees from Unive...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
Do you audibly laugh or just muffle it?
Talking Stage
  06/10/17
rich Jew with lots of connections here. i'll hook you up.......
dead cordovan boistinker
  06/10/17
You people will be shoveled into ovens again someday. Never ...
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
nobody cares what you think just bag my shit
dead cordovan boistinker
  06/10/17
sick burn
razzle-dazzle pink center turdskin
  06/10/17
underrated
orchid misunderstood business firm sound barrier
  06/10/17
oh he's gonna "bag" your shit all right...
Cyan ratface
  06/10/17
fucking 180 pwnage, lol ruthless back to back bitchslaps all...
mildly autistic obsidian rigpig chad
  06/10/17
...
Lavender titillating locus lettuce
  06/10/17
hdy
Arousing Ruddy Main People Parlour
  06/11/17
...
bronze base idea he suggested
  07/09/17
harsh but fair
adventurous mother multi-billionaire
  06/10/17
ruthless
azure disgusting hospital
  06/10/17
holy shit, a murder just occurred
mildly autistic obsidian rigpig chad
  06/10/17
you deserve your pwnage faggot.
mildly autistic obsidian rigpig chad
  06/10/17
??
Pea-brained potus
  06/10/17
have you tried networking? I heard from a few seasoned guys...
laughsome poppy senate
  06/10/17
i'm sure it's off putting and weird for some perkins coie pa...
Nighttime trailer park party of the first part
  06/10/17
Edited. That was a little too much.
light floppy address new version
  06/10/17
Of all the weird flame schticks on XO, this is the one I und...
Talking Stage
  06/10/17
...
Arousing Ruddy Main People Parlour
  06/11/17
really sick that a biglaw partner like evan making 2mil+ a y...
Federal heady cuckold scourge upon the earth
  06/11/17
sorry, friend. if it makes you feel any better, you proba...
Curious Heaven Sweet Tailpipe
  06/11/17
Start over as a low level employee at a good company, become...
Garnet pozpig
  06/11/17
some of us are too old to play that game
Multi-colored Yellow Gaping
  06/11/17
Do you feel like you are coming close? How many in person in...
Multi-colored Yellow Gaping
  06/11/17
I've had several. Don't feel "close" at all. Two s...
Pea-brained potus
  06/11/17
Does it make you depressed?
exciting vengeful pervert property
  06/11/17
180 thread
Metal goyim
  06/11/17
well you're a fucking fag and work as a fucking grocery shel...
Appetizing windowlicker
  06/11/17
How dare you. I'm going to maek it.
Pea-brained potus
  06/11/17
Just got another one: Thanks for your interest in GC mega co...
Pea-brained potus
  06/27/17
You really only have three problems: 1. You're not tall eno...
bonkers double fault
  06/27/17
I could say that my grandparents were from Spain or somethin...
Pea-brained potus
  06/27/17
Yes, or Argentina. You should not hesitate to do this. You w...
bonkers double fault
  06/27/17
How many of your avg city duck grocery clerks are in a simil...
charismatic crackhouse coffee pot
  06/27/17
Not sure what you mean.
Pea-brained potus
  06/27/17
Like there's some nice dudes who work at the organic grocery...
charismatic crackhouse coffee pot
  06/27/17
I really doubt it. With few exceptions, my co-workers have z...
Pea-brained potus
  06/27/17
Interesting, so do you think corporate types are pretty much...
charismatic crackhouse coffee pot
  06/27/17
Tell us about your felony conviction.
Frisky Hairy Legs
  06/27/17
?
Pea-brained potus
  06/27/17
...
bonkers double fault
  06/27/17
NO COSTCO VEST PWNED
bronze base idea he suggested
  07/09/17
Do you have bad credit?
razzmatazz ungodly den halford
  07/09/17


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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I've applied to so many companies that I've lost track. Sometimes the job listing will appear as if it were written with me in mind (Grocery experience! Bachelor's degree!) and I still get turned down. I've had several interviews that led to NOTHING. Been doing this for months and starting to lose hoap. Sick and sad world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522581)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: sticky fiercely-loyal bawdyhouse

have you ever used any of those mock interview/resume writing services? i wonder what kind of feedback you'd get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522613)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I already paid to get a "professional" resume written and immediately regretted it. These services are a complete scam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522621)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Violet Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522646)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I'm starting to think I should forget about a "job" and instead work on scamming people. The opportunities are limitless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522653)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: Violet Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522665)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: Duck-like glittery space

he already said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522784)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Ocher ceo masturbator

Who would you scam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522801)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

The entire world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522805)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Ocher ceo masturbator

Why don't you start more modestly with sanctimonious boomers who confuse their luck with merit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522819)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:37 AM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

*punches hole in nearest wall*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526050)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy background story indian lodge

you fell for that old chestnut? ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522794)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

Yeah, all they did was change the margins and add some stupid font. I paid like $29.99 for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522802)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: shaky lascivious corner bbw

not a crazy idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522622)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: mischievous citrine point immigrant

Have you considered a Patreon? I'd pay a monthly subscription for access to an archive of Are Reptile posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522625)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I have considered this, but would only do it with complete anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522633)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: mischievous citrine point immigrant

Of course. I'd rather not know your identity, it'd only ruin what has been built up in my mind over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522645)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:38 AM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526055)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: know-it-all embarrassed to the bone range

You aren't embellishing enough then. Evan you need to throw a hail mary if you ever plan to get a career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522631)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

The applications always have a section at the end where they threaten you with termination blah blah blah if you have even the tiniest error or falsehood on your application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522641)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood business firm sound barrier

That's very ... lawyerlike ... of you to notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522652)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

It's kind of hard not to notice when it's on every application these days. They also make a big deal about having you sign, initial, and date everything. This is an application to Costco, and they make it seem like the magna carta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522684)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood business firm sound barrier

HR is flame.

All of hiring is flame. Recruiters don't know shit, they just do keyword searches on applications, then 20 minute calls (if that) where they pass on people to actual decision makers based nothing more than on whim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522692)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I had an interview that went really well a few months ago. The recruiter guy actually walked me to the lobby and shook my hand afterward. I was full of confidence and was certain I'd get the job. Three days later, I got the "we've decided not to move forward with your application" email ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522707)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Violet Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522744)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

Hmmm never considered that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522780)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: white marvelous macaca office

This is demonstrably untrue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524544)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed buck-toothed dysfunction son of senegal

they probably get weirded out on the in-person interview when a 5'9 115lb balding fag with yellow teeth walks in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522643)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522661)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: know-it-all embarrassed to the bone range

Evan is usually interviewed right after that guy so maybe the interviewers are colored by that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522734)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Lavender titillating locus lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524783)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: Dun 180 Parlor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651309)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: Talking Stage

Are most of your interviews behavioral based?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522655)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

They're all a bunch of bullshit in the "STAR" format. Like they want you to tell them step by step about how you approached some situation that could have been five years ago. I'm so sick of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522669)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: Talking Stage

Find some better answers/anecdotes. Make some up... you have a knack for that. I'm 100% serious.

You need to show competence, humility, and humor. If you can get them laughing, it really breaks the ice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522680)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I've done that, but it falls apart when they start probing. I'll have lie built upon lie and it soon becomes clear that I made it all up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522696)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Talking Stage

Really? This has never happened to me. Usually I'm using a story told to me by someone else and I steal it as my own. If these are grocery positions, use situations outside of the grocery industry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522706)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: elite dashing foreskin

Evan, we clicked on some of the links in your resume and it appears those URLs don't actually exist. Your entire resume is a well-written 404 error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522715)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Violet Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522755)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy background story indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522799)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Talking Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522871)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:37 AM
Author: Mahogany filthpig corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526551)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Pea-brained potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33658228)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: mischievous citrine point immigrant

*evan39 profusely sweating* "Um...where do I see myself in 5 years? Well, as I was saying, when I was the Butler for the Dorchester Estate... *beads of perspiration combine into rivers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522779)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Talking Stage

As Dick Crappington can attest...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522876)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:39 AM
Author: Arousing Ruddy Main People Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526059)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:37 AM
Author: Mahogany filthpig corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526552)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: mischievous citrine point immigrant

You need to end every example with you refusing a congressional medal of honor because you're in it to sack and rack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522690)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Talking Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522709)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: fishy cuckoldry garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526641)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Cobalt thriller organic girlfriend

White privilege

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522807)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

It's especially enraging when I see all the separate "diversity recruitment" events these companies all have. I checked LinkedIn and found that one had hired some guy from Somalia for the job I wanted. That kind of thing really gives one pause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522816)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: bonkers double fault

jfc, you got passed over for some fucking Somali refugee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651236)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: Pea-brained potus

Yes, and his LinkedIn profile was a fucking joke. Let's hope this guy gets deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651240)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: bonkers double fault

Yes, hopefully. This is fucking insane that Somalis get preference over you. Absolutely fucking insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651242)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink center turdskin

have you asked an xo bro to hook you up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522825)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Ocher ceo masturbator

http://www.powerball.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522831)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: Dark school cafeteria

You have to bump your position; imply high proficiency with any sort of software / systems you've ever even glanced at.

Experience is the baseline. You need look like you're a GC value adder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522853)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I put some crap about Excel and various other stuff on my resume, but it doesn't seem to matter. Everyone does this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522861)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Dark school cafeteria

you've got to put some important sounding projects in there too.

Say you've turned some dinosaur system into a new one using this tech and these are the results, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522875)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: Ruby faggot firefighter

So coding or take the lsat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522865)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I've started getting really good at the LSAT. I used to bomb the games section and get all discouraged, but now I'm getting almost every question right. On one I got like twenty in a row correct, which was awesome. But speed is still an issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522889)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: Bespoke Gold Pit

Lol you can't go to law school. You'd be 50 by the time you finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523051)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

"Age" is flame and there are plenty of non-trad students out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523112)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Cerebral naked lodge

Yeah and they all wind up unemployed w 100K in debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523173)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

That won't be me I'll maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523196)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Disrespectful painfully honest tanning salon dopamine

u can maek it for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526068)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Talking Stage

*$250K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524769)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible self-centered plaza dingle berry

how the fuck are you not able to get hired at costco?

i have a brother-in-law with two DUI convictions and a 'some college' education who have never held a job for more than a year or two at a time and he got hired immediately when he applied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522882)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

They never respond. I've applied there four times over the past two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522896)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible self-centered plaza dingle berry

that is insane. i have been to the costco in sodo and half the staff members i saw were tatted-up millenials with room-temp IQs and obese polynesian women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522949)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I went to another one and saw the same shit. I can't believe these fucktards get hired but I don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522956)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible self-centered plaza dingle berry

hiring personnel are probably resentful that your degree is from an actual brick and mortar university instead of a FULLY ACCREDITED fake cyber college like they all 'attended.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522993)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

My company routinely promotes people with degrees from University of Phoenix. One guy has an MBA from there and never forgets to remind everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523001)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Talking Stage

Do you audibly laugh or just muffle it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523155)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: dead cordovan boistinker

rich Jew with lots of connections here. i'll hook you up................to a pole and watch you die slowly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

You people will be shoveled into ovens again someday. Never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523198)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: dead cordovan boistinker

nobody cares what you think just bag my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523217)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink center turdskin

sick burn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523233)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: orchid misunderstood business firm sound barrier

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523333)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: Cyan ratface

oh he's gonna "bag" your shit all right...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523968)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: mildly autistic obsidian rigpig chad

fucking 180 pwnage, lol ruthless back to back bitchslaps all over evan's faggot face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523980)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Lavender titillating locus lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524797)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Arousing Ruddy Main People Parlour

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526071)



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Date: July 9th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: bronze base idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33732767)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: adventurous mother multi-billionaire

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523203)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: azure disgusting hospital

ruthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523252)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic obsidian rigpig chad

holy shit, a murder just occurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523976)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic obsidian rigpig chad

you deserve your pwnage faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523972)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524529)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:06 PM
Author: laughsome poppy senate

have you tried networking? I heard from a few seasoned guys at work that's pretty effective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524552)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Nighttime trailer park party of the first part

i'm sure it's off putting and weird for some perkins coie partner to show up to apply for an assistant grocery manager job. flight risk, you know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524578)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: light floppy address new version

Edited. That was a little too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524668)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Talking Stage

Of all the weird flame schticks on XO, this is the one I understand the least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524782)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:42 AM
Author: Arousing Ruddy Main People Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526074)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:39 AM
Author: Federal heady cuckold scourge upon the earth

really sick that a biglaw partner like evan making 2mil+ a year has to make fun of wagecucks like this. very sick behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526062)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: Curious Heaven Sweet Tailpipe

sorry, friend.

if it makes you feel any better, you probably make as much as i do, and i also am applying to as many jobs as possible, wasted years on a law degree and passing the bar, and surely have a worse net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526075)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:57 AM
Author: Garnet pozpig

Start over as a low level employee at a good company, become buddies with higher ups, get promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526122)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored Yellow Gaping

some of us are too old to play that game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526145)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: Multi-colored Yellow Gaping

Do you feel like you are coming close? How many in person interviews have you had?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526146)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I've had several. Don't feel "close" at all. Two said they'd contact me within a week, but they never did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526148)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:36 AM
Author: exciting vengeful pervert property

Does it make you depressed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526550)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:45 AM
Author: Metal goyim

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526556)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:58 AM
Author: Appetizing windowlicker

well you're a fucking fag and work as a fucking grocery shelf stock boy so idk maybe that has something to do w it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526568)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained potus

How dare you. I'm going to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33532178)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: Pea-brained potus

Just got another one: Thanks for your interest in GC mega corp! Unfortunately, we have decided to proceed with more qualified candidates and cannot offer you a position...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651231)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:33 AM
Author: bonkers double fault

You really only have three problems:

1. You're not tall enough

2. You're white

3. You're male

You can correct #2 by checking the Hispanic, black, or native american box on the application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651235)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I could say that my grandparents were from Spain or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651241)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: bonkers double fault

Yes, or Argentina. You should not hesitate to do this. You will never be called out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651244)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: charismatic crackhouse coffee pot

How many of your avg city duck grocery clerks are in a similar position do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651245)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Pea-brained potus

Not sure what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651247)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: charismatic crackhouse coffee pot

Like there's some nice dudes who work at the organic grocery near me, do you think they are hustling for corp jobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651249)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: Pea-brained potus

I really doubt it. With few exceptions, my co-workers have zero ambition or drive. There was one guy who got a position at a major company, but I think that was through family connections. I have no idea why he was working in grocery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651253)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:53 AM
Author: charismatic crackhouse coffee pot

Interesting, so do you think corporate types are pretty much strivers, while there's a healthy number of chill dudes just hanging out in retail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651259)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:22 AM
Author: Frisky Hairy Legs

Tell us about your felony conviction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651289)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Pea-brained potus

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651355)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: bonkers double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33654400)



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Date: July 9th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: bronze base idea he suggested

NO COSTCO VEST PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33732771)



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Date: July 9th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz ungodly den halford

Do you have bad credit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33732795)