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Keep getting rejected for jobs (evan39)

I've applied to so many companies that I've lost track. Some...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
have you ever used any of those mock interview/resume writin...
sapphire cruise ship
  06/10/17
I already paid to get a "professional" resume writ...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
...
aphrodisiac low-t church boistinker
  06/10/17
I'm starting to think I should forget about a "job"...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
...
aphrodisiac low-t church boistinker
  06/10/17
he already said that
cracking background story
  06/10/17
Who would you scam?
Slate theater weed whacker
  06/10/17
The entire world.
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
Why don't you start more modestly with sanctimonious boomers...
Slate theater weed whacker
  06/10/17
*punches hole in nearest wall*
frisky famous landscape painting chad
  06/11/17
you fell for that old chestnut? ljl
maroon theater stage international law enforcement agency
  06/10/17
Yeah, all they did was change the margins and add some stupi...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
not a crazy idea
Appetizing Piazza Bbw
  06/10/17
Have you considered a Patreon? I'd pay a monthly subscriptio...
Trip step-uncle's house
  06/10/17
I have considered this, but would only do it with complete a...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
Of course. I'd rather not know your identity, it'd only ruin...
Trip step-uncle's house
  06/10/17
...
frisky famous landscape painting chad
  06/11/17
You aren't embellishing enough then. Evan you need to throw ...
claret kitty cat becky
  06/10/17
The applications always have a section at the end where they...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
That's very ... lawyerlike ... of you to notice.
erotic diverse jewess
  06/10/17
It's kind of hard not to notice when it's on every applicati...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
HR is flame. All of hiring is flame. Recruiters don't kno...
erotic diverse jewess
  06/10/17
I had an interview that went really well a few months ago. T...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
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aphrodisiac low-t church boistinker
  06/10/17
Hmmm never considered that
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
This is demonstrably untrue.
Territorial site
  06/10/17
they probably get weirded out on the in-person interview whe...
anal dysfunction gunner
  06/10/17
How dare you.
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
Evan is usually interviewed right after that guy so maybe th...
claret kitty cat becky
  06/10/17
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fragrant candlestick maker
  06/10/17
cr
Gay roast beef stage
  06/27/17
Are most of your interviews behavioral based?
Costumed abusive dilemma
  06/10/17
They're all a bunch of bullshit in the "STAR" form...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
Find some better answers/anecdotes. Make some up... you hav...
Costumed abusive dilemma
  06/10/17
I've done that, but it falls apart when they start probing. ...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
Really? This has never happened to me. Usually I'm using a ...
Costumed abusive dilemma
  06/10/17
Evan, we clicked on some of the links in your resume and it ...
dead vermilion voyeur
  06/10/17
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aphrodisiac low-t church boistinker
  06/10/17
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maroon theater stage international law enforcement agency
  06/10/17
180
Costumed abusive dilemma
  06/10/17
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Ruby vibrant native
  06/11/17
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frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/28/17
*evan39 profusely sweating* "Um...where do I see myself...
Trip step-uncle's house
  06/10/17
As Dick Crappington can attest...
Costumed abusive dilemma
  06/10/17
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Lime heady incel
  06/11/17
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Ruby vibrant native
  06/11/17
You need to end every example with you refusing a congressio...
Trip step-uncle's house
  06/10/17
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Costumed abusive dilemma
  06/10/17
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snowy sexy laser beams water buffalo
  06/11/17
White privilege
Cobalt hairraiser office
  06/10/17
It's especially enraging when I see all the separate "d...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
jfc, you got passed over for some fucking Somali refugee
electric sable factory reset button
  06/27/17
Yes, and his LinkedIn profile was a fucking joke. Let's hope...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/27/17
Yes, hopefully. This is fucking insane that Somalis get pref...
electric sable factory reset button
  06/27/17
have you asked an xo bro to hook you up?
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  06/10/17
http://www.powerball.com
Slate theater weed whacker
  06/10/17
You have to bump your position; imply high proficiency with ...
Offensive codepig set
  06/10/17
I put some crap about Excel and various other stuff on my re...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
you've got to put some important sounding projects in there ...
Offensive codepig set
  06/10/17
So coding or take the lsat
violent newt
  06/10/17
I've started getting really good at the LSAT. I used to bomb...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
Lol you can't go to law school. You'd be 50 by the time you ...
Poppy deep degenerate gas station
  06/10/17
"Age" is flame and there are plenty of non-trad st...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
Yeah and they all wind up unemployed w 100K in debt
stimulating magenta kitchen milk
  06/10/17
That won't be me I'll maek it
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
u can maek it for sure
razzle-dazzle hateful windowlicker pit
  06/11/17
*$250K
Costumed abusive dilemma
  06/10/17
how the fuck are you not able to get hired at costco? i h...
razzle fiercely-loyal friendly grandma principal's office
  06/10/17
They never respond. I've applied there four times over the p...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
that is insane. i have been to the costco in sodo and half t...
razzle fiercely-loyal friendly grandma principal's office
  06/10/17
I went to another one and saw the same shit. I can't believe...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
hiring personnel are probably resentful that your degree is ...
razzle fiercely-loyal friendly grandma principal's office
  06/10/17
My company routinely promotes people with degrees from Unive...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
Do you audibly laugh or just muffle it?
Costumed abusive dilemma
  06/10/17
rich Jew with lots of connections here. i'll hook you up.......
Stirring church building stock car
  06/10/17
You people will be shoveled into ovens again someday. Never ...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
nobody cares what you think just bag my shit
Stirring church building stock car
  06/10/17
sick burn
Massive dragon persian
  06/10/17
underrated
erotic diverse jewess
  06/10/17
oh he's gonna "bag" your shit all right...
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fucking 180 pwnage, lol ruthless back to back bitchslaps all...
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mauve station
  07/09/17
harsh but fair
Drab prole
  06/10/17
ruthless
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  06/10/17
holy shit, a murder just occurred
aqua shrine
  06/10/17
you deserve your pwnage faggot.
aqua shrine
  06/10/17
??
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/10/17
have you tried networking? I heard from a few seasoned guys...
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  06/10/17
i'm sure it's off putting and weird for some perkins coie pa...
Glassy Racy Legend
  06/10/17
Edited. That was a little too much.
Nudist whorehouse
  06/10/17
Of all the weird flame schticks on XO, this is the one I und...
Costumed abusive dilemma
  06/10/17
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Lime heady incel
  06/11/17
really sick that a biglaw partner like evan making 2mil+ a y...
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  06/11/17
sorry, friend. if it makes you feel any better, you proba...
vivacious lodge
  06/11/17
Start over as a low level employee at a good company, become...
Histrionic cordovan casino
  06/11/17
some of us are too old to play that game
orchid fluffy business firm
  06/11/17
Do you feel like you are coming close? How many in person in...
orchid fluffy business firm
  06/11/17
I've had several. Don't feel "close" at all. Two s...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/11/17
Does it make you depressed?
Arousing love of her life brunch
  06/11/17
180 thread
Comical mother trailer park
  06/11/17
well you're a fucking fag and work as a fucking grocery shel...
Shimmering curious regret
  06/11/17
How dare you. I'm going to maek it.
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/11/17
Just got another one: Thanks for your interest in GC mega co...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/27/17
You really only have three problems: 1. You're not tall eno...
electric sable factory reset button
  06/27/17
I could say that my grandparents were from Spain or somethin...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/27/17
Yes, or Argentina. You should not hesitate to do this. You w...
electric sable factory reset button
  06/27/17
How many of your avg city duck grocery clerks are in a simil...
Razzmatazz stead philosopher-king
  06/27/17
Not sure what you mean.
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/27/17
Like there's some nice dudes who work at the organic grocery...
Razzmatazz stead philosopher-king
  06/27/17
I really doubt it. With few exceptions, my co-workers have z...
frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
  06/27/17
Interesting, so do you think corporate types are pretty much...
Razzmatazz stead philosopher-king
  06/27/17
Tell us about your felony conviction.
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  06/27/17
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frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation
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electric sable factory reset button
  06/27/17
NO COSTCO VEST PWNED
mauve station
  07/09/17
Do you have bad credit?
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  07/09/17


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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I've applied to so many companies that I've lost track. Sometimes the job listing will appear as if it were written with me in mind (Grocery experience! Bachelor's degree!) and I still get turned down. I've had several interviews that led to NOTHING. Been doing this for months and starting to lose hoap. Sick and sad world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522581)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: sapphire cruise ship

have you ever used any of those mock interview/resume writing services? i wonder what kind of feedback you'd get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522613)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I already paid to get a "professional" resume written and immediately regretted it. These services are a complete scam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522621)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac low-t church boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522646)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I'm starting to think I should forget about a "job" and instead work on scamming people. The opportunities are limitless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522653)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac low-t church boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522665)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: cracking background story

he already said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522784)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Slate theater weed whacker

Who would you scam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522801)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

The entire world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522805)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: Slate theater weed whacker

Why don't you start more modestly with sanctimonious boomers who confuse their luck with merit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522819)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:37 AM
Author: frisky famous landscape painting chad

*punches hole in nearest wall*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526050)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: maroon theater stage international law enforcement agency

you fell for that old chestnut? ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522794)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

Yeah, all they did was change the margins and add some stupid font. I paid like $29.99 for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522802)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Piazza Bbw

not a crazy idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522622)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Trip step-uncle's house

Have you considered a Patreon? I'd pay a monthly subscription for access to an archive of Are Reptile posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522625)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I have considered this, but would only do it with complete anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522633)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Trip step-uncle's house

Of course. I'd rather not know your identity, it'd only ruin what has been built up in my mind over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522645)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:38 AM
Author: frisky famous landscape painting chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526055)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: claret kitty cat becky

You aren't embellishing enough then. Evan you need to throw a hail mary if you ever plan to get a career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522631)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

The applications always have a section at the end where they threaten you with termination blah blah blah if you have even the tiniest error or falsehood on your application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522641)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: erotic diverse jewess

That's very ... lawyerlike ... of you to notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522652)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

It's kind of hard not to notice when it's on every application these days. They also make a big deal about having you sign, initial, and date everything. This is an application to Costco, and they make it seem like the magna carta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522684)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: erotic diverse jewess

HR is flame.

All of hiring is flame. Recruiters don't know shit, they just do keyword searches on applications, then 20 minute calls (if that) where they pass on people to actual decision makers based nothing more than on whim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522692)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I had an interview that went really well a few months ago. The recruiter guy actually walked me to the lobby and shook my hand afterward. I was full of confidence and was certain I'd get the job. Three days later, I got the "we've decided not to move forward with your application" email ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522707)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac low-t church boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522744)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

Hmmm never considered that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522780)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:04 PM
Author: Territorial site

This is demonstrably untrue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524544)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: anal dysfunction gunner

they probably get weirded out on the in-person interview when a 5'9 115lb balding fag with yellow teeth walks in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522643)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522661)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:02 PM
Author: claret kitty cat becky

Evan is usually interviewed right after that guy so maybe the interviewers are colored by that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522734)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: fragrant candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524783)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: Gay roast beef stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651309)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: Costumed abusive dilemma

Are most of your interviews behavioral based?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522655)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:53 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

They're all a bunch of bullshit in the "STAR" format. Like they want you to tell them step by step about how you approached some situation that could have been five years ago. I'm so sick of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522669)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:54 PM
Author: Costumed abusive dilemma

Find some better answers/anecdotes. Make some up... you have a knack for that. I'm 100% serious.

You need to show competence, humility, and humor. If you can get them laughing, it really breaks the ice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522680)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I've done that, but it falls apart when they start probing. I'll have lie built upon lie and it soon becomes clear that I made it all up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522696)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Costumed abusive dilemma

Really? This has never happened to me. Usually I'm using a story told to me by someone else and I steal it as my own. If these are grocery positions, use situations outside of the grocery industry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522706)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:00 PM
Author: dead vermilion voyeur

Evan, we clicked on some of the links in your resume and it appears those URLs don't actually exist. Your entire resume is a well-written 404 error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522715)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac low-t church boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522755)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: maroon theater stage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522799)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Costumed abusive dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522871)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:37 AM
Author: Ruby vibrant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526551)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33658228)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:08 PM
Author: Trip step-uncle's house

*evan39 profusely sweating* "Um...where do I see myself in 5 years? Well, as I was saying, when I was the Butler for the Dorchester Estate... *beads of perspiration combine into rivers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522779)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Costumed abusive dilemma

As Dick Crappington can attest...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522876)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:39 AM
Author: Lime heady incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526059)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:37 AM
Author: Ruby vibrant native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526552)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Trip step-uncle's house

You need to end every example with you refusing a congressional medal of honor because you're in it to sack and rack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522690)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Costumed abusive dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522709)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: snowy sexy laser beams water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526641)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Cobalt hairraiser office

White privilege

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522807)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:16 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

It's especially enraging when I see all the separate "diversity recruitment" events these companies all have. I checked LinkedIn and found that one had hired some guy from Somalia for the job I wanted. That kind of thing really gives one pause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522816)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: electric sable factory reset button

jfc, you got passed over for some fucking Somali refugee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651236)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

Yes, and his LinkedIn profile was a fucking joke. Let's hope this guy gets deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651240)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: electric sable factory reset button

Yes, hopefully. This is fucking insane that Somalis get preference over you. Absolutely fucking insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651242)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:17 PM
Author: Massive dragon persian

have you asked an xo bro to hook you up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522825)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:18 PM
Author: Slate theater weed whacker

http://www.powerball.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522831)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:20 PM
Author: Offensive codepig set

You have to bump your position; imply high proficiency with any sort of software / systems you've ever even glanced at.

Experience is the baseline. You need look like you're a GC value adder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522853)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:21 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I put some crap about Excel and various other stuff on my resume, but it doesn't seem to matter. Everyone does this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522861)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:23 PM
Author: Offensive codepig set

you've got to put some important sounding projects in there too.

Say you've turned some dinosaur system into a new one using this tech and these are the results, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522875)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: violent newt

So coding or take the lsat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522865)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I've started getting really good at the LSAT. I used to bomb the games section and get all discouraged, but now I'm getting almost every question right. On one I got like twenty in a row correct, which was awesome. But speed is still an issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522889)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:45 PM
Author: Poppy deep degenerate gas station

Lol you can't go to law school. You'd be 50 by the time you finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523051)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:53 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

"Age" is flame and there are plenty of non-trad students out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523112)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: stimulating magenta kitchen milk

Yeah and they all wind up unemployed w 100K in debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523173)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

That won't be me I'll maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523196)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hateful windowlicker pit

u can maek it for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526068)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Costumed abusive dilemma

*$250K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524769)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:24 PM
Author: razzle fiercely-loyal friendly grandma principal's office

how the fuck are you not able to get hired at costco?

i have a brother-in-law with two DUI convictions and a 'some college' education who have never held a job for more than a year or two at a time and he got hired immediately when he applied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522882)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

They never respond. I've applied there four times over the past two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522896)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: razzle fiercely-loyal friendly grandma principal's office

that is insane. i have been to the costco in sodo and half the staff members i saw were tatted-up millenials with room-temp IQs and obese polynesian women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522949)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I went to another one and saw the same shit. I can't believe these fucktards get hired but I don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522956)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:38 PM
Author: razzle fiercely-loyal friendly grandma principal's office

hiring personnel are probably resentful that your degree is from an actual brick and mortar university instead of a FULLY ACCREDITED fake cyber college like they all 'attended.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33522993)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

My company routinely promotes people with degrees from University of Phoenix. One guy has an MBA from there and never forgets to remind everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523001)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Costumed abusive dilemma

Do you audibly laugh or just muffle it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523155)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Stirring church building stock car

rich Jew with lots of connections here. i'll hook you up................to a pole and watch you die slowly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

You people will be shoveled into ovens again someday. Never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523198)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring church building stock car

nobody cares what you think just bag my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523217)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Massive dragon persian

sick burn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523233)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: erotic diverse jewess

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523333)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office kitty

oh he's gonna "bag" your shit all right...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523968)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: aqua shrine

fucking 180 pwnage, lol ruthless back to back bitchslaps all over evan's faggot face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523980)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: fragrant candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524797)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:41 AM
Author: Lime heady incel

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526071)



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Date: July 9th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: mauve station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33732767)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Drab prole

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523203)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Jade plaza wagecucks

ruthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523252)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: aqua shrine

holy shit, a murder just occurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523976)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: aqua shrine

you deserve your pwnage faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33523972)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524529)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:06 PM
Author: Excitant ocher blood rage faggotry

have you tried networking? I heard from a few seasoned guys at work that's pretty effective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524552)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Glassy Racy Legend

i'm sure it's off putting and weird for some perkins coie partner to show up to apply for an assistant grocery manager job. flight risk, you know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524578)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Nudist whorehouse

Edited. That was a little too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524668)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Costumed abusive dilemma

Of all the weird flame schticks on XO, this is the one I understand the least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33524782)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:42 AM
Author: Lime heady incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526074)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:39 AM
Author: Startling kink-friendly spot old irish cottage

really sick that a biglaw partner like evan making 2mil+ a year has to make fun of wagecucks like this. very sick behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526062)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: vivacious lodge

sorry, friend.

if it makes you feel any better, you probably make as much as i do, and i also am applying to as many jobs as possible, wasted years on a law degree and passing the bar, and surely have a worse net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526075)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 1:57 AM
Author: Histrionic cordovan casino

Start over as a low level employee at a good company, become buddies with higher ups, get promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526122)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:03 AM
Author: orchid fluffy business firm

some of us are too old to play that game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526145)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:04 AM
Author: orchid fluffy business firm

Do you feel like you are coming close? How many in person interviews have you had?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526146)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I've had several. Don't feel "close" at all. Two said they'd contact me within a week, but they never did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526148)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:36 AM
Author: Arousing love of her life brunch

Does it make you depressed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526550)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:45 AM
Author: Comical mother trailer park

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526556)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 5:58 AM
Author: Shimmering curious regret

well you're a fucking fag and work as a fucking grocery shelf stock boy so idk maybe that has something to do w it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33526568)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

How dare you. I'm going to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33532178)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:27 AM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

Just got another one: Thanks for your interest in GC mega corp! Unfortunately, we have decided to proceed with more qualified candidates and cannot offer you a position...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651231)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:33 AM
Author: electric sable factory reset button

You really only have three problems:

1. You're not tall enough

2. You're white

3. You're male

You can correct #2 by checking the Hispanic, black, or native american box on the application.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651235)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I could say that my grandparents were from Spain or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651241)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: electric sable factory reset button

Yes, or Argentina. You should not hesitate to do this. You will never be called out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651244)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stead philosopher-king

How many of your avg city duck grocery clerks are in a similar position do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651245)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

Not sure what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651247)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stead philosopher-king

Like there's some nice dudes who work at the organic grocery near me, do you think they are hustling for corp jobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651249)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:51 AM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

I really doubt it. With few exceptions, my co-workers have zero ambition or drive. There was one guy who got a position at a major company, but I think that was through family connections. I have no idea why he was working in grocery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651253)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stead philosopher-king

Interesting, so do you think corporate types are pretty much strivers, while there's a healthy number of chill dudes just hanging out in retail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651259)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 4:22 AM
Author: motley property

Tell us about your felony conviction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651289)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: frozen awkward idea he suggested mediation

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33651355)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: electric sable factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33654400)



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Date: July 9th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: mauve station

NO COSTCO VEST PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33732771)



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Date: July 9th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: plum floppy travel guidebook

Do you have bad credit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3643042&forum_id=2#33732795)