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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Purple bbw

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: transparent blood rage

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Purple bbw

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: transparent blood rage

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Purple bbw

fair enough

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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Honey-headed at-the-ready ratface clown



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: talented parlour party of the first part



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Light High-end Address

jfc

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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Laughsome lettuce puppy



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: ruddy offensive lodge



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Police Squad



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Vivacious Haunting Plaza



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: lemon stead

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous hospital

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Navy Piazza



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: lemon stead

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Sable racy old irish cottage



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dull main people



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Spectacular hissy fit field



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: provocative erotic box office internal respiration

dude this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Translucent vibrant school



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dull main people



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed garnet resort scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Navy Piazza



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Balding generalized bond stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Dashing Cheese-eating Feces Ceo

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Purple bbw

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Dashing Cheese-eating Feces Ceo

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Purple bbw

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Dashing Cheese-eating Feces Ceo

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Purple bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany dilemma deer antler

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Purple bbw

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic messiness

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Mint genital piercing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany dilemma deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Light High-end Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: wonderful black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed at-the-ready ratface clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: ruddy offensive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Translucent vibrant school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dull main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed garnet resort scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: rebellious razzle-dazzle center boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: spruce titillating travel guidebook

jesus christ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Mischievous Casino Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed at-the-ready ratface clown

is ironside not attending?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Purple bbw

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: razzle hairless community account

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Cyan seedy elastic band psychic

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Purple bbw

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Cyan seedy elastic band psychic

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Purple bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Dashing Cheese-eating Feces Ceo

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Purple bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: ruddy offensive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: opaque contagious location useless brakes

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Purple bbw

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: French depressive indirect expression

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Laughsome lettuce puppy

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Purple bbw

Then what's the solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: opaque contagious location useless brakes

Hitler had one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Mischievous Casino Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Purple bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany dilemma deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Mildly autistic dull main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Appetizing theatre wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: French depressive indirect expression

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Purple bbw

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Laughsome lettuce puppy

Oh, what a friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed at-the-ready ratface clown

fuck, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Vivacious Haunting Plaza

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Carnelian adventurous parlor

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Purple bbw

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: ruddy offensive lodge

Not turd enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Purple bbw

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Bearded charismatic gas station

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Laughsome lettuce puppy

i nominate phineasgage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: useless slate giraffe cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: wonderful black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Light High-end Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: stimulating cordovan shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed at-the-ready ratface clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: wonderful black woman

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: ruddy offensive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Purple bbw

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Chocolate doobsian new version

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Police Squad

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: gay theater stage reading party



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy windowlicker mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: self-absorbed garnet resort scourge upon the earth

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Spectacular hissy fit field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: useless slate giraffe cuck

Sad thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Honey-headed at-the-ready ratface clown

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: Purple bbw



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: 180 snowy pit people who are hurt

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: cerebral nowag quadroon

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Purple bbw

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: cerebral nowag quadroon

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Purple bbw

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: cerebral nowag quadroon

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Purple bbw

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Histrionic faggot firefighter

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Purple bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Histrionic faggot firefighter

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: exciting red state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: razzle hairless community account

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Navy Piazza

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Laughsome lettuce puppy

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Police Squad

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: Vivacious Haunting Plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: razzle hairless community account

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Purple bbw

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: exciting red state

probably very relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Cyan seedy elastic band psychic

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Vivacious Haunting Plaza

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Navy Piazza

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: provocative erotic box office internal respiration

Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Puce Base

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Laughsome lettuce puppy



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Puce Base

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: bonkers crimson indian lodge fortuitous meteor

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Vivacious Haunting Plaza

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Navy Piazza

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: learning disabled hilarious university cumskin

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: ultramarine impressive garrison

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Purple bbw

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: bonkers crimson indian lodge fortuitous meteor

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Purple bbw

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: bonkers crimson indian lodge fortuitous meteor

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Purple bbw

*who are coming to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Vivacious Haunting Plaza

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Startled chestnut skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: bonkers crimson indian lodge fortuitous meteor

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Purple bbw

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: bonkers crimson indian lodge fortuitous meteor

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Purple bbw

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: big-titted avocado mad cow disease orchestra pit

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: aqua floppy spot trump supporter

brutal thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Balding generalized bond stag film

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Plum irradiated den

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Purple bbw

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Plum irradiated den

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Purple bbw

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Pontificating Aquamarine Property Immigrant

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: bonkers crimson indian lodge fortuitous meteor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Purple bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Amber Wild Theater Keepsake Machete

who is giving a speech for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Purple bbw

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Vivacious Haunting Plaza

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Amber Wild Theater Keepsake Machete

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: bonkers crimson indian lodge fortuitous meteor

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: 180 snowy pit people who are hurt

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: transparent blood rage

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Purple bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous hospital

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Purple bbw

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: hairraiser karate digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Passionate bright liquid oxygen multi-billionaire

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: orchid excitant filthpig

thought Ironside was bestman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Passionate bright liquid oxygen multi-billionaire

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Purple bbw

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Passionate bright liquid oxygen multi-billionaire

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: razzle hairless community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Purple bbw

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Passionate bright liquid oxygen multi-billionaire

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: razzle hairless community account

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Purple bbw

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Passionate bright liquid oxygen multi-billionaire

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Purple bbw

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: Passionate bright liquid oxygen multi-billionaire

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Purple bbw

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: razzle hairless community account

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Purple bbw

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: razzle hairless community account

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Purple bbw

fucking the 1st dotter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed infuriating fat ankles dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: Laughsome lettuce puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Sable racy old irish cottage

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Purple bbw

BJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: French depressive indirect expression

it's funny but true

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Purple bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Harsh stain circlehead

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Purple bbw

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Harsh stain circlehead

Is the MOH making a speech?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Purple bbw

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Harsh stain circlehead

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Purple bbw

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: Chocolate doobsian new version

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Cyan seedy elastic band psychic

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Vivacious Haunting Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Light High-end Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed garnet resort scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Haunting Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: bateful sapphire queen of the night bawdyhouse

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: aromatic cocky meetinghouse knife

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Purple bbw

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Police Squad

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: greedy pearl tattoo

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: concupiscible tanning salon faggotry

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Purple bbw

that's what this thread is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Spectacular hissy fit field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Bearded charismatic gas station

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy windowlicker mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Purple bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: Purple bbw

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: Plum irradiated den

That's the right call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Purple bbw

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Vivacious Haunting Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886793)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Navy Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959183)