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Awkward To Have PDDJ Friend/Relative Be My "Best Man"?

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not mat...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.
floppy onyx sanctuary boiling water
  07/27/17
*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding,...
floppy onyx sanctuary boiling water
  07/27/17
fair enough
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
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startling motley cumskin
  07/27/17
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pea-brained boyish whorehouse
  07/27/17
jfc
propecia mathematica
  07/27/17
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richard clock
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jag
  07/27/17
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heady church building factory reset button
  07/28/17
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Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  07/28/17
I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere A...
Scarlet Becky Masturbator
  07/28/17
nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis reall...
Racy Hyperactive Main People Piazza
  07/28/17
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grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  07/28/17
chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent m...
Scarlet Becky Masturbator
  07/28/17
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odious field
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Manually Patching Allaire
  10/08/26
dude this is sad
Lascivious Indian Lodge
  07/27/17
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grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  12/08/17
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cream range partner
  07/28/17
Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man i...
stirring olive fortuitous meteor
  07/27/17
l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya...
stirring olive fortuitous meteor
  07/27/17
"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do ...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why,...
stirring olive fortuitous meteor
  07/27/17
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Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for ...
Razzle-dazzle Menage Brethren
  07/27/17
trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who i...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
at least he wont increase the bar tab
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Mahogany gunner tank
  07/31/17
jesus christ!!!
zippy police squad
  07/27/17
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mind-boggling sadistic parlor personal credit line
  07/28/17
is ironside not attending?
startling motley cumskin
  07/27/17
he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
WHAT THE FUCK?????
bipolar big-titted water buffalo
  07/27/17
You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad wou...
contagious high-end native hissy fit
  07/27/17
no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non gra...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and wh...
contagious high-end native hissy fit
  07/27/17
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Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG...
stirring olive fortuitous meteor
  07/27/17
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Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
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jag
  07/27/17
Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding
adulterous home
  07/27/17
Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do...
Twisted tan generalized bond tanning salon
  07/28/17
absolutely not edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do th...
richard clock
  07/27/17
Then what's the solution?
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
Hitler had one
adulterous home
  07/27/17
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mind-boggling sadistic parlor personal credit line
  07/28/17
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Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
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Razzle-dazzle Menage Brethren
  07/28/17
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grizzly alcoholic doctorate
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disrespectful fat ankles pit
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costumed charismatic idea he suggested telephone
  07/28/17
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grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  10/04/18
Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then li...
Twisted tan generalized bond tanning salon
  07/28/17
Just asked my best college friend and he said "very ver...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
Oh, what a friend!
richard clock
  07/27/17
fuck, man
startling motley cumskin
  07/27/17
hahahaha
Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  07/28/17
I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extende...
Fuchsia Indirect Expression
  07/27/17
PDDJ might marry him instead!
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/27/17
Not turd enough
jag
  07/27/17
True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she alw...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is ju...
bossy ocher ladyboy
  07/27/17
i nominate phineasgage
richard clock
  07/27/17
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startling motley cumskin
  07/27/17
lol jfc
Purple persian
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jag
  07/27/17
"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wed...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit
cocaine farts
  07/28/17
omg yes please. Also live stream.
heady church building factory reset button
  07/28/17
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big well-lubricated locus cuckold
  07/28/17
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disturbing hospital
  10/04/18
Cr. I'd do this for DBG.
ponyboy curtis
  07/28/17
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Domesticated curious messiness
  07/28/17
Sad thread
Startled Hyperventilating Incel Chapel
  07/27/17
One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaste...
startling motley cumskin
  07/28/17
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Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket ...
Spectacular haunted graveyard
  07/28/17
you're better off not having a best man than doing this. ma...
Demanding bateful hall
  07/28/17
there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?)...
Demanding bateful hall
  07/28/17
brother was going to be it. not coming.
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother goin...
Demanding bateful hall
  07/28/17
he's a weird/odd faggot.
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.
Vigorous elite gay wizard shrine
  07/28/17
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Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
If you're going to "provide content," it's this he...
Vigorous elite gay wizard shrine
  07/28/17
...
vibrant dog poop
  07/28/17
yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensiti...
bipolar big-titted water buffalo
  07/28/17
wow
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  07/28/17
Lmao who the fuck are you people
richard clock
  07/28/17
Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!
heady church building factory reset button
  07/28/17
hahahaha wow holy shit
Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  07/28/17
dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us he...
bipolar big-titted water buffalo
  07/28/17
a lot. but it's irrelevant.
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
probably very relevant
vibrant dog poop
  07/28/17
holy shit talk about burying the lede
contagious high-end native hissy fit
  07/28/17
jesus fucking christ
Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  07/28/17
JFC
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  07/28/17
Is this flame?
Lascivious Indian Lodge
  07/28/17
What the fuck
Emerald hell
  07/28/17
...
richard clock
  07/28/17
Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully ...
Emerald hell
  07/28/17
...
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  07/28/17
LMAO
bat shit crazy idiot rigpig
  07/28/17
LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot
Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  07/28/17
I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  07/28/17
Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd...
Cowardly Trip Orchestra Pit
  07/28/17
there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOME...
glittery place of business
  07/28/17
what about her sister's fiance? never met.
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would yo...
bat shit crazy idiot rigpig
  07/28/17
all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe ...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
so you basically have no IRL friends?
bat shit crazy idiot rigpig
  07/28/17
*who are coming to are country
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had f...
Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  07/28/17
...
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  07/28/17
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hairless athletic conference
  07/28/17
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grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  09/14/17
man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "frie...
bat shit crazy idiot rigpig
  07/28/17
...
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  07/28/17
im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my c...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. i...
bat shit crazy idiot rigpig
  07/28/17
i dont use FB. i have plenty of shul friends but they're ...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
180000
Crimson stimulating love of her life
  07/28/17
brutal thread
adventurous den macaca
  07/28/17
Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's presti...
cream range partner
  07/28/17
Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have ...
Duck-like nursing home
  07/28/17
why's a sister a cop out? better using a sister than some...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an eas...
Duck-like nursing home
  07/28/17
ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best...
bearded dead institution pervert
  07/28/17
cr
bat shit crazy idiot rigpig
  07/28/17
...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
who is giving a speech for you?
green spot
  07/28/17
it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and mayb...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
lol dude
Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  07/28/17
you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech
green spot
  07/28/17
wait, so no bachelor party either?
bat shit crazy idiot rigpig
  07/28/17
honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email ea...
Spectacular haunted graveyard
  07/28/17
Second this. Just say he's a college buddy.
floppy onyx sanctuary boiling water
  07/28/17
...
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  07/28/17
...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just lik...
Racy Hyperactive Main People Piazza
  07/28/17
I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party becaus...
naked multi-colored roommate reading party
  07/28/17
...
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  07/28/17
Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
...
Lime address skinny woman
  07/28/17
well, people understand why the best man didn't show up. ...
Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib
  07/28/17
thought Ironside was bestman
Laughsome Space Degenerate
  07/28/17
What? Your brother is the only best man option. Edit: di...
Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib
  07/28/17
Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to ...
Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib
  07/28/17
...
bipolar big-titted water buffalo
  07/28/17
but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MO...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mo...
Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib
  07/28/17
true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to wa...
bipolar big-titted water buffalo
  07/28/17
pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get ...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by her...
Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib
  07/28/17
my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's paren...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relat...
Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib
  07/28/17
ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. j...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> ...
bipolar big-titted water buffalo
  07/28/17
ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bri...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way...
bipolar big-titted water buffalo
  07/28/17
fucking the 1st dotter?
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
...
Swashbuckling corn cake
  07/28/17
...
richard clock
  07/28/17
If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend...
odious field
  07/28/17
BJC
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
it's funny but true big dicks are about the only way to tra...
Twisted tan generalized bond tanning salon
  07/28/17
...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' th...
Bistre hairraiser affirmative action potus
  07/28/17
There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down ...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
Is the MOH making a speech?
Bistre hairraiser affirmative action potus
  07/28/17
No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe. Party will ...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.
Bistre hairraiser affirmative action potus
  07/28/17
What's a priest? a Cohen?
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the w...
cocaine farts
  07/28/17
This thread is like a zero shot kill
contagious high-end native hissy fit
  07/28/17
...
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  07/28/17
...
Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  07/28/17
...
propecia mathematica
  07/28/17
...
ponyboy curtis
  07/28/17
...
Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  08/17/17
...
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  08/28/17
All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a lapt...
harsh therapy
  07/28/17
Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sis...
pearl stage
  07/28/17
nope
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!
heady church building factory reset button
  07/28/17
I'm surprised you had to ask this.
Maniacal kitty cat toaster
  07/28/17
Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/28/17
that's what this thread is for.
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
...
Domesticated curious messiness
  07/28/17
*bites lower lip* right in the feels!
bossy ocher ladyboy
  07/28/17
...
disturbing hospital
  07/28/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=1...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/28/17
UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<&...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/30/17
That's the right call
Duck-like nursing home
  07/30/17
it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate familie...
Rose irradiated mexican university
  07/30/17
...
Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band
  07/30/17
...
grizzly alcoholic doctorate
  10/04/18
...
Crimson stimulating love of her life
  10/08/26
Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends
wonderful liquid oxygen senate
  10/08/26
this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came t...
Crimson stimulating love of her life
  10/08/26


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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: floppy onyx sanctuary boiling water

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870358)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: floppy onyx sanctuary boiling water

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870363)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: startling motley cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870392)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: pea-brained boyish whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871063)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871093)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871096)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871329)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: heady church building factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871924)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872740)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Scarlet Becky Masturbator

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873939)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Racy Hyperactive Main People Piazza

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873994)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Scarlet Becky Masturbator

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873997)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: odious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873951)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: naked multi-colored roommate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: disrespectful fat ankles pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873958)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Domesticated curious messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876396)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Mildly autistic crusty hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#37463063)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: Manually Patching Allaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177860)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Lascivious Indian Lodge

dude this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873889)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: naked multi-colored roommate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873956)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: disrespectful fat ankles pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873961)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874946)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34867949)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: cream range partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: stirring olive fortuitous meteor

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: stirring olive fortuitous meteor

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: stirring olive fortuitous meteor

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Menage Brethren

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: costumed charismatic idea he suggested telephone

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: carmine blood rage base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Menage Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Purple persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: startling motley cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: naked multi-colored roommate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: disrespectful fat ankles pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: Mahogany gunner tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: zippy police squad

jesus christ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling sadistic parlor personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: startling motley cumskin

is ironside not attending?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted water buffalo

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: contagious high-end native hissy fit

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: contagious high-end native hissy fit

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: stirring olive fortuitous meteor

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: adulterous home

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Twisted tan generalized bond tanning salon

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

Then what's the solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: adulterous home

Hitler had one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: mind-boggling sadistic parlor personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Menage Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: disrespectful fat ankles pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: cyan hateful queen of the night deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: costumed charismatic idea he suggested telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Twisted tan generalized bond tanning salon

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Oh, what a friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: startling motley cumskin

fuck, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia Indirect Expression

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag

Not turd enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: bossy ocher ladyboy

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

i nominate phineasgage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Startled Hyperventilating Incel Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Purple persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: walnut step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: startling motley cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Purple persian

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: cocaine farts (rap parody)

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: heady church building factory reset button

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: big well-lubricated locus cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873651)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: disturbing hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Domesticated curious messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Startled Hyperventilating Incel Chapel

Sad thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: startling motley cumskin

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871708)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Spectacular haunted graveyard

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Demanding bateful hall

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Demanding bateful hall

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Demanding bateful hall

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Vigorous elite gay wizard shrine

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Vigorous elite gay wizard shrine

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: vibrant dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: bipolar big-titted water buffalo

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: heady church building factory reset button

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band

hahahaha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: bipolar big-titted water buffalo

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: vibrant dog poop

probably very relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: contagious high-end native hissy fit

holy shit talk about burying the lede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Lascivious Indian Lodge

Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Emerald hell

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Emerald hell

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: bat shit crazy idiot rigpig

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Cowardly Trip Orchestra Pit

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: glittery place of business

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: bat shit crazy idiot rigpig

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: bat shit crazy idiot rigpig

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

*who are coming to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: hairless athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: bat shit crazy idiot rigpig

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: bat shit crazy idiot rigpig

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Crimson stimulating love of her life

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: adventurous den macaca

brutal thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: cream range partner

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Duck-like nursing home

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Duck-like nursing home

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: bearded dead institution pervert

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: bat shit crazy idiot rigpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: green spot

who is giving a speech for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: green spot

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: bat shit crazy idiot rigpig

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Spectacular haunted graveyard

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: floppy onyx sanctuary boiling water

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Racy Hyperactive Main People Piazza

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: naked multi-colored roommate reading party

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Lime address skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Space Degenerate

thought Ironside was bestman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted water buffalo

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: Splenetic fantasy-prone digit ratio shitlib

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted water buffalo

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: bipolar big-titted water buffalo

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

fucking the 1st dotter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: odious field

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

BJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Twisted tan generalized bond tanning salon

it's funny but true

big dicks are about the only way to trap a shiksa these days, LJL white american women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Bistre hairraiser affirmative action potus

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Bistre hairraiser affirmative action potus

Is the MOH making a speech?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Bistre hairraiser affirmative action potus

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: cocaine farts (rap parody)

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: contagious high-end native hissy fit

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: harsh therapy

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: pearl stage

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: heady church building factory reset button

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Maniacal kitty cat toaster

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (primer: https://youtu.be/LMbI6sk-62E)

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

that's what this thread is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Domesticated curious messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: bossy ocher ladyboy

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: disturbing hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: Duck-like nursing home

That's the right call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Rose irradiated mexican university

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Arousing School Cafeteria Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886793)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: grizzly alcoholic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959183)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 6:56 AM
Author: Crimson stimulating love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177856)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: wonderful liquid oxygen senate

Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177858)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Crimson stimulating love of her life

this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came tumbling out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50178158)