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Awkward To Have PDDJ Friend/Relative Be My "Best Man"?

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not mat...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/27/17
Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.
vengeful piazza
  07/27/17
*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/27/17
If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding,...
vengeful piazza
  07/27/17
fair enough
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nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis reall...
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chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent m...
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Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man i...
Khaki Arrogant Hunting Ground
  07/27/17
l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/27/17
LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya...
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  07/27/17
"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do ...
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where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for ...
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  07/27/17
trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who i...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
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at least he wont increase the bar tab
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jesus christ!!!
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is ironside not attending?
Beady-eyed crusty range prole
  07/27/17
he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/27/17
WHAT THE FUCK?????
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  07/27/17
You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad wou...
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  07/27/17
no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non gra...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
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Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and wh...
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*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG...
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Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding
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Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
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I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do...
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absolutely not edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do th...
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  07/27/17
Then what's the solution?
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Hitler had one
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Just asked my best college friend and he said "very ver...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/27/17
Oh, what a friend!
racy state sex offender
  07/27/17
fuck, man
Beady-eyed crusty range prole
  07/27/17
hahahaha
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  07/28/17
I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extende...
hyperactive boistinker
  07/27/17
PDDJ might marry him instead!
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/27/17
Not turd enough
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True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she alw...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is ju...
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  07/27/17
i nominate phineasgage
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"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wed...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit
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Cr. I'd do this for DBG.
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Sad thread
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  07/27/17
One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaste...
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rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket ...
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you're better off not having a best man than doing this. ma...
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  07/28/17
there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?)...
narrow-minded rose toilet seat theater stage
  07/28/17
brother was going to be it. not coming.
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother goin...
narrow-minded rose toilet seat theater stage
  07/28/17
he's a weird/odd faggot.
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.
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If you're going to "provide content," it's this he...
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yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensiti...
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  07/28/17
wow
translucent institution
  07/28/17
Lmao who the fuck are you people
racy state sex offender
  07/28/17
Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!
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  07/28/17
hahahaha wow holy shit
violet ratface kitchen
  07/28/17
dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us he...
Heady hospital ape
  07/28/17
a lot. but it's irrelevant.
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
probably very relevant
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holy shit talk about burying the lede
Well-lubricated National
  07/28/17
jesus fucking christ
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JFC
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Is this flame?
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What the fuck
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LMAO
Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen
  07/28/17
LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot
violet ratface kitchen
  07/28/17
I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now
translucent institution
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Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd...
Rebellious balding candlestick maker codepig
  07/28/17
there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOME...
Pink laughsome office giraffe
  07/28/17
what about her sister's fiance? never met.
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would yo...
Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen
  07/28/17
all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe ...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
so you basically have no IRL friends?
Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen
  07/28/17
*who are coming to are country
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had f...
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man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "frie...
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translucent institution
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im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my c...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. i...
Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen
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i dont use FB. i have plenty of shul friends but they're ...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
180000
Fear-inspiring affirmative action
  07/28/17
brutal thread
Amber Contagious Set Puppy
  07/28/17
Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's presti...
razzmatazz lodge background story
  07/28/17
Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have ...
pearl trip public bath sound barrier
  07/28/17
why's a sister a cop out? better using a sister than some...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an eas...
pearl trip public bath sound barrier
  07/28/17
ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best...
angry orange indian lodge
  07/28/17
cr
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rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
who is giving a speech for you?
Disrespectful adventurous space really tough guy
  07/28/17
it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and mayb...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
lol dude
violet ratface kitchen
  07/28/17
you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech
Disrespectful adventurous space really tough guy
  07/28/17
wait, so no bachelor party either?
Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen
  07/28/17
honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email ea...
titillating cuckoldry
  07/28/17
Second this. Just say he's a college buddy.
vengeful piazza
  07/28/17
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rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
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no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just lik...
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I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party becaus...
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  07/28/17
Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding
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  07/28/17
well, people understand why the best man didn't show up. ...
Disgusting hall
  07/28/17
thought Ironside was bestman
Brass big-titted locus electric furnace
  07/28/17
What? Your brother is the only best man option. Edit: di...
Disgusting hall
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Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to ...
Disgusting hall
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...
Heady hospital ape
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but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MO...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mo...
Disgusting hall
  07/28/17
true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to wa...
Heady hospital ape
  07/28/17
pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get ...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by her...
Disgusting hall
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my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's paren...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relat...
Disgusting hall
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ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. j...
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father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> ...
Heady hospital ape
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ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bri...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
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literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way...
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fucking the 1st dotter?
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If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend...
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BJC
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it's funny but true big dicks are about the only way to tra...
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rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
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Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' th...
Salmon Seedy Orchestra Pit Partner
  07/28/17
There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down ...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
Is the MOH making a speech?
Salmon Seedy Orchestra Pit Partner
  07/28/17
No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe. Party will ...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.
Salmon Seedy Orchestra Pit Partner
  07/28/17
What's a priest? a Cohen?
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
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clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the w...
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This thread is like a zero shot kill
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All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a lapt...
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Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sis...
peach plaza
  07/28/17
nope
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!
Mentally Impaired Sinister Cumskin
  07/28/17
I'm surprised you had to ask this.
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  07/28/17
Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.
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  07/28/17
that's what this thread is for.
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
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Vigorous ungodly skinny woman
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*bites lower lip* right in the feels!
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rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/28/17
UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<&...
rough-skinned cracking athletic conference
  07/30/17
That's the right call
pearl trip public bath sound barrier
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it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate familie...
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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: vengeful piazza

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870358)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: vengeful piazza

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870363)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crusty range prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870392)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: gold feces



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: chestnut deep chapel

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871093)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: racy state sex offender



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milky corn cake



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Sinister Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871924)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: violet ratface kitchen



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Cream Meetinghouse

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873939)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible copper factory reset button idea he suggested

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: translucent institution



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Cream Meetinghouse

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873997)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy wrinkle psychic



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Adulterous tanning salon



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Insecure dilemma



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Vigorous ungodly skinny woman



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: overrated degenerate



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Emerald Pungent National Security Agency Yarmulke

dude this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Apoplectic orchid pit



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Adulterous tanning salon



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Insecure dilemma



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Arousing indigo university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874946)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34867949)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Khaki Arrogant Hunting Ground

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Khaki Arrogant Hunting Ground

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Khaki Arrogant Hunting Ground

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Grizzly Diverse Half-breed

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mahogany Rehab Fanboi

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Pearly Swollen Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Grizzly Diverse Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: chestnut deep chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Stimulating queen of the night bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crusty range prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milky corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Apoplectic orchid pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Adulterous tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Insecure dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Arousing indigo university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: harsh cowardly home reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: fishy whorehouse

jesus christ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: cerebral sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crusty range prole

is ironside not attending?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Heady hospital ape

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Well-lubricated National

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Well-lubricated National

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Khaki Arrogant Hunting Ground

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milky corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Godawful coiffed persian box office

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia misunderstood market dopamine

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: racy state sex offender

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

Then what's the solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Godawful coiffed persian box office

Hitler had one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: cerebral sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Grizzly Diverse Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Insecure dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: poppy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mahogany Rehab Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia misunderstood market dopamine

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: racy state sex offender

Oh, what a friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crusty range prole

fuck, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: violet ratface kitchen

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: hyperactive boistinker

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milky corn cake

Not turd enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: mint pozpig

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: racy state sex offender

i nominate phineasgage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Black native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Stimulating queen of the night bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: chestnut deep chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: big pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crusty range prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Stimulating queen of the night bawdyhouse

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milky corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: flirting faggotry lay

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Sinister Cumskin

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: onyx garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873651)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Walnut antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Arousing indigo university

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Vigorous ungodly skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Black native

Sad thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed crusty range prole

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871708)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: titillating cuckoldry

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: narrow-minded rose toilet seat theater stage

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: narrow-minded rose toilet seat theater stage

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: narrow-minded rose toilet seat theater stage

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Dun slap-happy church building depressive

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Dun slap-happy church building depressive

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: spectacular aqua halford cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Heady hospital ape

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: translucent institution

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: racy state sex offender

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Sinister Cumskin

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: violet ratface kitchen

hahahaha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: Heady hospital ape

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: spectacular aqua halford cruise ship

probably very relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Well-lubricated National

holy shit talk about burying the lede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: violet ratface kitchen

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: translucent institution

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Emerald Pungent National Security Agency Yarmulke

Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac irate sweet tailpipe parlor

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: racy state sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac irate sweet tailpipe parlor

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: violet ratface kitchen

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: translucent institution

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Rebellious balding candlestick maker codepig

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Pink laughsome office giraffe

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

*who are coming to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: violet ratface kitchen

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring affirmative action

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Amber Contagious Set Puppy

brutal thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz lodge background story

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: pearl trip public bath sound barrier

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: pearl trip public bath sound barrier

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: angry orange indian lodge

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Disrespectful adventurous space really tough guy

who is giving a speech for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: violet ratface kitchen

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Disrespectful adventurous space really tough guy

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Fragrant Crystalline Liquid Oxygen

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: titillating cuckoldry

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: vengeful piazza

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible copper factory reset button idea he suggested

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Adulterous tanning salon

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Dark Brunch Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Disgusting hall

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Brass big-titted locus electric furnace

thought Ironside was bestman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Disgusting hall

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Disgusting hall

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Heady hospital ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Disgusting hall

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Heady hospital ape

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Disgusting hall

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: Disgusting hall

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: Heady hospital ape

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Heady hospital ape

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

fucking the 1st dotter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: magenta stirring milk principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: racy state sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: exhilarant unholy wrinkle psychic

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

BJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia misunderstood market dopamine

it's funny but true

big dicks are about the only way to trap a shiksa these days, LJL white american women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Salmon Seedy Orchestra Pit Partner

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Salmon Seedy Orchestra Pit Partner

Is the MOH making a speech?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Salmon Seedy Orchestra Pit Partner

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: flirting faggotry lay

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated National

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: violet ratface kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: chestnut deep chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Arousing indigo university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: violet ratface kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: aromatic soggy stag film

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: peach plaza

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Sinister Cumskin

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: ocher multi-colored pistol

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: nighttime appetizing macaca useless brakes

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

that's what this thread is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Vigorous ungodly skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: mint pozpig

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Walnut antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: pearl trip public bath sound barrier

That's the right call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: rough-skinned cracking athletic conference

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: violet ratface kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886793)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: translucent institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959183)