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Awkward To Have PDDJ Friend/Relative Be My "Best Man"?

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not mat...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.
Henna electric theater stage ape
  07/27/17
*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding,...
Henna electric theater stage ape
  07/27/17
fair enough
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  07/27/17
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Umber Self-absorbed Fat Ankles Nibblets
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Irradiated fear-inspiring trailer park
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Trip Pearl Chad Site
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I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere A...
Adulterous shrine puppy
  07/28/17
nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis reall...
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Bright Contagious Principal's Office
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chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent m...
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White Field
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dude this is sad
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pearly sadistic office
  07/28/17
Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man i...
grizzly elastic band station
  07/27/17
l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya...
grizzly elastic band station
  07/27/17
"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do ...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why,...
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Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for ...
dull out-of-control space
  07/27/17
trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who i...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
at least he wont increase the bar tab
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jesus christ!!!
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is ironside not attending?
histrionic low-t goyim cruise ship
  07/27/17
he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
WHAT THE FUCK?????
ivory home
  07/27/17
You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad wou...
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  07/27/17
no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non gra...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and wh...
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Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
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*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG...
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Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
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pink cracking idiot
  07/27/17
Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding
Exciting spot stock car
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Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do...
adventurous filthy parlour boistinker
  07/28/17
absolutely not edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do th...
Fluffy Hall
  07/27/17
Then what's the solution?
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
Hitler had one
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Bright Contagious Principal's Office
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Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then li...
adventurous filthy parlour boistinker
  07/28/17
Just asked my best college friend and he said "very ver...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
Oh, what a friend!
Fluffy Hall
  07/27/17
fuck, man
histrionic low-t goyim cruise ship
  07/27/17
hahahaha
Trip Pearl Chad Site
  07/28/17
I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extende...
Titillating Drunken Gay Wizard Menage
  07/27/17
PDDJ might marry him instead!
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/27/17
Not turd enough
pink cracking idiot
  07/27/17
True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she alw...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is ju...
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  07/27/17
i nominate phineasgage
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histrionic low-t goyim cruise ship
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lol jfc
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pink cracking idiot
  07/27/17
"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wed...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit
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  07/28/17
omg yes please. Also live stream.
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bipolar ebony theatre
  10/04/18
Cr. I'd do this for DBG.
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marvelous ruddy bawdyhouse boltzmann
  07/28/17
Sad thread
Medicated French Chef Nowag
  07/27/17
One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaste...
histrionic low-t goyim cruise ship
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Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket ...
Slap-happy hairraiser sanctuary
  07/28/17
you're better off not having a best man than doing this. ma...
vigorous overrated business firm
  07/28/17
there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?)...
vigorous overrated business firm
  07/28/17
brother was going to be it. not coming.
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother goin...
vigorous overrated business firm
  07/28/17
he's a weird/odd faggot.
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.
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Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
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If you're going to "provide content," it's this he...
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Magenta crusty shitlib mexican
  07/28/17
yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensiti...
ivory home
  07/28/17
wow
Bright Contagious Principal's Office
  07/28/17
Lmao who the fuck are you people
Fluffy Hall
  07/28/17
Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!
Irradiated fear-inspiring trailer park
  07/28/17
hahahaha wow holy shit
Trip Pearl Chad Site
  07/28/17
dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us he...
ivory home
  07/28/17
a lot. but it's irrelevant.
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
probably very relevant
Magenta crusty shitlib mexican
  07/28/17
holy shit talk about burying the lede
Anal parlor
  07/28/17
jesus fucking christ
Trip Pearl Chad Site
  07/28/17
JFC
Bright Contagious Principal's Office
  07/28/17
Is this flame?
heady nofapping sound barrier whorehouse
  07/28/17
What the fuck
sticky cowardly philosopher-king ticket booth
  07/28/17
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Fluffy Hall
  07/28/17
Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully ...
sticky cowardly philosopher-king ticket booth
  07/28/17
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Bright Contagious Principal's Office
  07/28/17
LMAO
spectacular area
  07/28/17
LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot
Trip Pearl Chad Site
  07/28/17
I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now
Bright Contagious Principal's Office
  07/28/17
Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd...
abnormal address
  07/28/17
there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOME...
Splenetic offensive rehab
  07/28/17
what about her sister's fiance? never met.
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would yo...
spectacular area
  07/28/17
all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe ...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
so you basically have no IRL friends?
spectacular area
  07/28/17
*who are coming to are country
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had f...
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soul-stirring really tough guy
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Bright Contagious Principal's Office
  09/14/17
man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "frie...
spectacular area
  07/28/17
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Bright Contagious Principal's Office
  07/28/17
im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my c...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. i...
spectacular area
  07/28/17
i dont use FB. i have plenty of shul friends but they're ...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
180000
boyish hospital
  07/28/17
brutal thread
Cruel-hearted At-the-ready Bbw
  07/28/17
Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's presti...
pearly sadistic office
  07/28/17
Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have ...
racy indigo antidepressant drug
  07/28/17
why's a sister a cop out? better using a sister than some...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an eas...
racy indigo antidepressant drug
  07/28/17
ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best...
Beady-eyed mischievous forum persian
  07/28/17
cr
spectacular area
  07/28/17
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Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
who is giving a speech for you?
jet locus telephone
  07/28/17
it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and mayb...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
lol dude
Trip Pearl Chad Site
  07/28/17
you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech
jet locus telephone
  07/28/17
wait, so no bachelor party either?
spectacular area
  07/28/17
honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email ea...
Slap-happy hairraiser sanctuary
  07/28/17
Second this. Just say he's a college buddy.
Henna electric theater stage ape
  07/28/17
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Bright Contagious Principal's Office
  07/28/17
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Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just lik...
sickened indian lodge
  07/28/17
I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party becaus...
odious salmon newt party of the first part
  07/28/17
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Bright Contagious Principal's Office
  07/28/17
Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
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walnut arousing rigpig
  07/28/17
well, people understand why the best man didn't show up. ...
hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference
  07/28/17
thought Ironside was bestman
lavender thriller ladyboy
  07/28/17
What? Your brother is the only best man option. Edit: di...
hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference
  07/28/17
Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to ...
hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference
  07/28/17
...
ivory home
  07/28/17
but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MO...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mo...
hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference
  07/28/17
true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to wa...
ivory home
  07/28/17
pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get ...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by her...
hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference
  07/28/17
my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's paren...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relat...
hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference
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ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. j...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> ...
ivory home
  07/28/17
ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bri...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way...
ivory home
  07/28/17
fucking the 1st dotter?
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
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Domesticated sandwich stain
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Fluffy Hall
  07/28/17
If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend...
Floppy garrison
  07/28/17
BJC
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
it's funny but true big dicks are about the only way to tra...
adventurous filthy parlour boistinker
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Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
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Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' th...
Glittery gaping market
  07/28/17
There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down ...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
Is the MOH making a speech?
Glittery gaping market
  07/28/17
No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe. Party will ...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.
Glittery gaping market
  07/28/17
What's a priest? a Cohen?
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the w...
cerebral nudist lettuce
  07/28/17
This thread is like a zero shot kill
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Bright Contagious Principal's Office
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Trip Pearl Chad Site
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Curious Corner Skinny Woman
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galvanic coral lay queen of the night
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Trip Pearl Chad Site
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Bright Contagious Principal's Office
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All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a lapt...
provocative twinkling pozpig
  07/28/17
Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sis...
lascivious church
  07/28/17
nope
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!
Irradiated fear-inspiring trailer park
  07/28/17
I'm surprised you had to ask this.
bearded wagecucks stage
  07/28/17
Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.
geriatric beta hunting ground
  07/28/17
that's what this thread is for.
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
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marvelous ruddy bawdyhouse boltzmann
  07/28/17
*bites lower lip* right in the feels!
Alcoholic massive resort sneaky criminal
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bipolar ebony theatre
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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=1...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/28/17
UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<&...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
  07/30/17
That's the right call
racy indigo antidepressant drug
  07/30/17
it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate familie...
Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold
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Trip Pearl Chad Site
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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Henna electric theater stage ape

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870358)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Henna electric theater stage ape

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870363)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: histrionic low-t goyim cruise ship



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Umber Self-absorbed Fat Ankles Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871063)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Curious Corner Skinny Woman

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871093)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Fluffy Hall



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: pink cracking idiot



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Irradiated fear-inspiring trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871924)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Trip Pearl Chad Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872740)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Adulterous shrine puppy

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873939)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: sickened indian lodge

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873994)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Adulterous shrine puppy

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873997)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Floppy garrison



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: odious salmon newt party of the first part



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: idiotic pervert



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: marvelous ruddy bawdyhouse boltzmann



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: White Field



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: heady nofapping sound barrier whorehouse

dude this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Wonderful saffron national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873889)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: odious salmon newt party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873956)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: idiotic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873961)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: galvanic coral lay queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874946)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34867949)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: pearly sadistic office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: grizzly elastic band station

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: grizzly elastic band station

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: grizzly elastic band station

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: dull out-of-control space

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: disturbing knife box office

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Olive razzmatazz turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: dull out-of-control space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Curious Corner Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: sinister den corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: histrionic low-t goyim cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: pink cracking idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Wonderful saffron national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: odious salmon newt party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: idiotic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: galvanic coral lay queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: vibrant alpha useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: duck-like tripping state dingle berry

jesus christ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: orange aromatic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: histrionic low-t goyim cruise ship

is ironside not attending?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: ivory home

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Anal parlor

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Anal parlor

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: grizzly elastic band station

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: pink cracking idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Exciting spot stock car

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: adventurous filthy parlour boistinker

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Fluffy Hall

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

Then what's the solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Exciting spot stock car

Hitler had one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: orange aromatic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: dull out-of-control space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: idiotic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Diverse crackhouse becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: disturbing knife box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: adventurous filthy parlour boistinker

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Fluffy Hall

Oh, what a friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: histrionic low-t goyim cruise ship

fuck, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Trip Pearl Chad Site

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Titillating Drunken Gay Wizard Menage

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: pink cracking idiot

Not turd enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic massive resort sneaky criminal

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Fluffy Hall

i nominate phineasgage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Medicated French Chef Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: sinister den corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Curious Corner Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Shimmering cocky location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: histrionic low-t goyim cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: sinister den corn cake

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: pink cracking idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: cerebral nudist lettuce

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Irradiated fear-inspiring trailer park

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: rough-skinned stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873651)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: bipolar ebony theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: galvanic coral lay queen of the night

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: marvelous ruddy bawdyhouse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Medicated French Chef Nowag

Sad thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: histrionic low-t goyim cruise ship

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871708)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Slap-happy hairraiser sanctuary

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: vigorous overrated business firm

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: vigorous overrated business firm

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: vigorous overrated business firm

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant candlestick maker lodge

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Exhilarant candlestick maker lodge

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Magenta crusty shitlib mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: ivory home

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Fluffy Hall

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Irradiated fear-inspiring trailer park

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: Trip Pearl Chad Site

hahahaha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: ivory home

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Magenta crusty shitlib mexican

probably very relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: Anal parlor

holy shit talk about burying the lede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Trip Pearl Chad Site

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: heady nofapping sound barrier whorehouse

Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: sticky cowardly philosopher-king ticket booth

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Fluffy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: sticky cowardly philosopher-king ticket booth

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: spectacular area

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Trip Pearl Chad Site

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: abnormal address

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Splenetic offensive rehab

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: spectacular area

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: spectacular area

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

*who are coming to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Trip Pearl Chad Site

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: spectacular area

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: spectacular area

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: boyish hospital

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted At-the-ready Bbw

brutal thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: pearly sadistic office

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: racy indigo antidepressant drug

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: racy indigo antidepressant drug

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed mischievous forum persian

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: spectacular area

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: jet locus telephone

who is giving a speech for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Trip Pearl Chad Site

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: jet locus telephone

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: spectacular area

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Slap-happy hairraiser sanctuary

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Henna electric theater stage ape

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: sickened indian lodge

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: odious salmon newt party of the first part

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: walnut arousing rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: lavender thriller ladyboy

thought Ironside was bestman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: ivory home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: ivory home

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: hyperactive bossy pisswyrm athletic conference

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: ivory home

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: ivory home

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

fucking the 1st dotter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Domesticated sandwich stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: Fluffy Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Floppy garrison

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

BJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: adventurous filthy parlour boistinker

it's funny but true

big dicks are about the only way to trap a shiksa these days, LJL white american women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: Glittery gaping market

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Glittery gaping market

Is the MOH making a speech?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Glittery gaping market

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: cerebral nudist lettuce

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Anal parlor

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Trip Pearl Chad Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Curious Corner Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: galvanic coral lay queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Trip Pearl Chad Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: provocative twinkling pozpig

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: lascivious church

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: Irradiated fear-inspiring trailer park

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: bearded wagecucks stage

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: geriatric beta hunting ground

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

that's what this thread is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: marvelous ruddy bawdyhouse boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic massive resort sneaky criminal

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: bipolar ebony theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: racy indigo antidepressant drug

That's the right call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Chest-beating Balding Stage Cuckold

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Trip Pearl Chad Site



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: Bright Contagious Principal's Office



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