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It would be easy as fuck to make a killing in landscaping. Rate this idea ITT

You drive around nice neighborhoods and see a landscaper wor...
Cracking yarmulke codepig
  08/23/17
All this does is give some market penetration. It won't let ...
hideous vivacious corner dragon
  08/23/17
Yes, you would make $ on volume
Cracking yarmulke codepig
  08/23/17
You don't think people are going to figure out what's going ...
hideous vivacious corner dragon
  08/23/17
Nope
Cracking yarmulke codepig
  08/23/17
Good luck trying to rip off "Russo's Landscaping" ...
Demanding Exciting Point Boiling Water
  08/23/17
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Big rebellious roast beef field
  08/23/17
We dont have italians on the west coast (PBUH)
Cracking yarmulke codepig
  08/23/17
Won't work. Many homeowners have a relationship with the lan...
Salmon supple sanctuary coffee pot
  08/23/17
Lol its some generic hispanic they maybe see once a month
Cracking yarmulke codepig
  08/23/17
no the guy who heads the crews has a relationship with clien...
Wine thirsty property wrinkle
  08/23/17
Flame
Cracking yarmulke codepig
  08/23/17
also have sex with him
Light titillating casino blood rage
  08/23/17
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cerebral partner
  08/23/17
The homeowners I know all recognize their landscaping guy.
Seedy razzle-dazzle headpube people who are hurt
  08/23/17
*gets legs broken*
Jade Swashbuckling Native Brethren
  08/23/17
This. OP thinks this is fucking Leave it to Beaver America.
Impressive Kitchen
  08/23/17
Ljl landscapers are all 4 foot tall hondurans
Cracking yarmulke codepig
  08/23/17
Do u think u can take on an army of weed whacker wielding Oo...
zombie-like lettuce
  08/23/17
*and thrown into wood chipper
Excitant alcoholic area
  08/23/17
Better idea: mass mail a bunch of fake property tax bills.
hideous vivacious corner dragon
  08/23/17
mail fraud bro. feds will come after you
Excitant alcoholic area
  08/23/17
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Cracking yarmulke codepig
  08/23/17
Do it by hand. Drop it on the door step, therefore circumven...
zombie-like lettuce
  08/23/17
feds HATE him
Excitant alcoholic area
  08/23/17
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Cracking yarmulke codepig
  08/23/17
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Light titillating casino blood rage
  08/23/17
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Seedy razzle-dazzle headpube people who are hurt
  08/23/17
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embarrassed to the bone fluffy indian lodge
  08/23/17
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Poppy Old Irish Cottage
  08/24/17
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Cerise motley set
  08/24/17
Put them in the mailboxes yourself, looks to be a loophole i...
hideous vivacious corner dragon
  08/23/17
(guy scattering fake property bill fliers all over the groun...
Excitant alcoholic area
  08/23/17
Just waiting for TAXPIGEONS to pick them and fly back to.me ...
hideous vivacious corner dragon
  08/23/17
I believe those cluster mailboxes are the property of USPS.
Light titillating casino blood rage
  08/23/17
Read the statute FAGGOT. It requires placing something in a ...
hideous vivacious corner dragon
  08/23/17


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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke codepig

You drive around nice neighborhoods and see a landscaper working, get his number and call pretending to be the homeowner and "cancel" your service.

Then call the homeowner pretending to be the landscaper and say you sold your business and their service will continue but they'll get a new bill. Just find out their current rate and match it

Pay these pirate landscaper crews a % of profits and watch the $ roll in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052567)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: hideous vivacious corner dragon

All this does is give some market penetration. It won't let you "make a killing on landscaping" because your profit margin is still the same as the last guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052592)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke codepig

Yes, you would make $ on volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052597)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: hideous vivacious corner dragon

You don't think people are going to figure out what's going on by the time you have "volume"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052621)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke codepig

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052647)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Demanding Exciting Point Boiling Water

Good luck trying to rip off "Russo's Landscaping" in New Jersey bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052615)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Big rebellious roast beef field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052620)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke codepig

We dont have italians on the west coast (PBUH)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052658)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: Salmon supple sanctuary coffee pot

Won't work. Many homeowners have a relationship with the landscaping lead. They'll want to hear about the cancellation directly from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052608)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke codepig

Lol its some generic hispanic they maybe see once a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052614)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:04 PM
Author: Wine thirsty property wrinkle

no the guy who heads the crews has a relationship with clients. the housewives refer to him by first name, discuss their big ideas for the gardenias with him, often use the same guy for years etc...

source: worked in landscaping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052892)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke codepig

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052905)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Light titillating casino blood rage

also have sex with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052916)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: cerebral partner



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Seedy razzle-dazzle headpube people who are hurt

The homeowners I know all recognize their landscaping guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052923)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Jade Swashbuckling Native Brethren

*gets legs broken*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052638)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Impressive Kitchen

This. OP thinks this is fucking Leave it to Beaver America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052645)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke codepig

Ljl landscapers are all 4 foot tall hondurans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052651)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: zombie-like lettuce

Do u think u can take on an army of weed whacker wielding Oompa Loompas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052671)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Excitant alcoholic area

*and thrown into wood chipper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052654)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: hideous vivacious corner dragon

Better idea: mass mail a bunch of fake property tax bills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052659)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: Excitant alcoholic area

mail fraud bro. feds will come after you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052664)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052666)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: zombie-like lettuce

Do it by hand. Drop it on the door step, therefore circumventing the poastal service entirely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052683)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: Excitant alcoholic area

feds HATE him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052687)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052701)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Light titillating casino blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052920)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Seedy razzle-dazzle headpube people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone fluffy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34053160)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Poppy Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34060001)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 4:19 PM
Author: Cerise motley set



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: hideous vivacious corner dragon

Put them in the mailboxes yourself, looks to be a loophole in the statute. A lot of residential areas have 100+ mailboxes all together in a tight cluster. You're golden if you can wedge the property taxes in through a crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052691)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Excitant alcoholic area

(guy scattering fake property bill fliers all over the ground like birdseed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052696)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: hideous vivacious corner dragon

Just waiting for TAXPIGEONS to pick them and fly back to.me with money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052837)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Light titillating casino blood rage

I believe those cluster mailboxes are the property of USPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052922)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: hideous vivacious corner dragon

Read the statute FAGGOT. It requires placing something in a depository TO BE DELIVERED BY THE POSTAL SERVICE or a private or commercial interstate carrier. No mail carrier no mail fraud.

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Whoever, having devised or intending to devise any scheme or artifice to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, or to sell, dispose of, loan, exchange, alter, give away, distribute, supply, or furnish or procure for unlawful use any counterfeit or spurious coin, obligation, security, or other article, or anything represented to be or intimated or held out to be such counterfeit or spurious article, for the purpose of executing such scheme or artifice or attempting so to do, places in any post office or authorized depository for mail matter, any matter or thing whatever to be sent or delivered by the Postal Service, or deposits or causes to be deposited any matter or thing whatever to be sent or delivered by any private or commercial interstate carrier, or takes or receives therefrom, any such matter or thing, or knowingly causes to be delivered by mail or such carrier according to the direction thereon, or at the place at which it is directed to be delivered by the person to whom it is addressed, any such matter or thing, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3709660&forum_id=2#34052954)