wife is out of town for the week, cr course of action?
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Date: November 14th, 2017 12:22 PM Author: Effete half-breed
Surprise her with a new pet.
Start homebrewing.
Pizza tracker.
Finish a nice bottle of scotch and tequila while she's away.
Sleep corner to corner of the bed.
Unmuted porn on the big tv.
Rearrange her dresser drawers, but just slightly, and move all the furniture by 6".
Make your own hot sauce for Christmas gifts. I like http://www.rickbayless.com/recipe/habanero-hot-sauce/
Plan out next year's veggie garden. rareseeds.com
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797016&forum_id=2#34684789) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 12:31 PM Author: Effete half-breed
She loves the cats. I like the cats but don't feel that the odor and damage to our furniture, curtains, blinds, and floors, the constant vomit, being woken up by their meowing, and needing to wipe the counters down all the time is worth it. I don't want to buy new furniture until they're gone because they'll just fuck it up, so our house looks like a ghetto house in the meantime.
I'd be more tempted to get a dog, but would prefer no pets.
I didn't grow up with pets. I love animals enough not to eat them, though. :)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797016&forum_id=2#34684858) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:21 PM Author: marvelous light public bath
kittydoods make a home.
having purrcat on lap whilst you catch up on some light reading in bed, with a coffee, in the morning, is 5 billion 180's.
aLSO, cat snoozing in chair by fireplace whilst you sip a whiskey at night is another
and finally having the dogs in at night after a full day of guarding the back 40 just, well, numbers dont go up that high
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797016&forum_id=2#34689097) |
Date: November 14th, 2017 12:31 PM Author: domesticated pistol
these threads are always hilariously depressing.
gelded 'hubby' with a week of pseudo-freedom from his wife's utter domination of his home:
"shucks fellas, should I get a sixer and grill up some steaks!??!?!? I got the place all to myself, no need to share the Netflix and I was even thinking about having a cigar! 180!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797016&forum_id=2#34684862) |
Date: November 14th, 2017 12:46 PM Author: Sienna Piazza Headpube
Do extra work and get all caught up! Maybe knock out those honeydos you never get around to, like cleaning out the garage!
In all seriousness, if presented with this opportunity, and actually in the right frame of mind to take advantage, I would 1) sleep 8 hours/day, eat healthy, go to gym every day, and 2) spend extra time researching a business I want to start. But in reality I would 1) get high, and 2) eat terrible food and watch TV.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797016&forum_id=2#34684960) |
Date: November 14th, 2017 4:50 PM Author: Magenta stead prole
1. Go to a steakhouse one night and use my ordering guide
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3041127&mc=153&forum_id=2
2. get a sexy massage from a cute chick.
3. take a day off work and go somewhere fun, or go to vegas for a couple days.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3797016&forum_id=2#34686903) |
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