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get sad thinking about earth's eventual fate: humans are so absurd and special

it's crazy enough that life exists period but man's intellec...
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
we'll get smashed by an asteroid way before then, no?
exhilarant cumskin associate
  11/20/17
appreciate the optimism how soon until the asteroid hits?
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the SMOD, but a civili...
exhilarant cumskin associate
  11/20/17
is that merely temporary as well? won't those stars expand t...
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
You can't trust scientists on the weather tomorrow, you gonn...
boyish shrine persian
  11/20/17
fine forget the greenhouse gas stuff. we still only have 7.5...
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
oh no!
boyish shrine persian
  11/20/17
we need to record the xo archives onto a gold disc and launc...
cream karate
  11/20/17
spin, ratfucks
violet keepsake machete
  11/20/17
POTUS tied up on alien ship: What do you want from us? We'll...
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
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Vivacious Twisted Spot Turdskin
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boyish shrine persian
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exhilarant cumskin associate
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cream karate
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startling vermilion private investor
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swashbuckling sound barrier nibblets
  11/20/17
We have no choice but interstellar colonization. A billion y...
ruby indian lodge organic girlfriend
  11/20/17
How far away is the nearest Earth-like planet?
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
"earth-like" is probably a stretch, but there are ...
exhilarant cumskin associate
  11/20/17
how fast are spacecraft now compared to light speed? shit's ...
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
just need to keep up the NASA minority outreach and we'll be...
exhilarant cumskin associate
  11/20/17
black astronaut riding to Proxima Centauri with his seat ful...
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
catcalling alien chicks with fat asses out dat spaceship win...
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  11/20/17
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  11/20/17
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razzle know-it-all sanctuary
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exhilarant cumskin associate
  11/20/17
diaper planet
swashbuckling sound barrier nibblets
  11/20/17
it will require us freezing embryos to as close to 0 Kelvin ...
boyish shrine persian
  11/20/17
your future son standing next to robo-dad: who the fuck are ...
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
presumably when we're at the point where we're contemplating...
razzle know-it-all sanctuary
  11/20/17
good thing we have all our best researchers optimizing ad im...
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
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boyish shrine persian
  11/20/17
ITT: a low-t beta literally worries about earths fate in a b...
Ultramarine fiercely-loyal halford
  11/20/17
you're closer to an animal than you are to us
boyish shrine persian
  11/20/17
(guy who sprays his seed everywhere with nothing to show for...
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
Look man, megacomputers are going to be built inside a Marti...
yapping theater
  11/20/17
what?
Vibrant School Toilet Seat
  11/20/17
San Junipero entirely digital existence
Excitant zippy dingle berry fat ankles
  11/20/17
So I walk upon high And I stepped to the edge To see my wo...
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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

it's crazy enough that life exists period but man's intellect, self-awareness and communication abilities are just incredible. a bunch of weird hairless apes took over everything.

but how can we maek it?

"In about one billion years, the solar luminosity will be 10% higher than at present. This will cause the atmosphere to become a "moist greenhouse", resulting in a runaway evaporation of the oceans. As a likely consequence, plate tectonics will come to an end, and with them the entire carbon cycle. Following this event, in about 2-3 billion years, the planet's magnetic dynamo may cease, causing the magnetosphere to decay and leading to an accelerated loss of volatiles from the outer atmosphere. Four billion years from now, the increase in the Earth's surface temperature will cause a runaway greenhouse effect, heating the surface enough to melt it. By that point, all life on the Earth will be extinct."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728509)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: exhilarant cumskin associate

we'll get smashed by an asteroid way before then, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728562)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

appreciate the optimism

how soon until the asteroid hits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728591)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: exhilarant cumskin associate

wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the SMOD, but a civilization ending impact at some point in the future will 100% happen; our only hope of survival is to spread throughout the solar system. our destiny lies in the stars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728613)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

is that merely temporary as well? won't those stars expand to engulf all their planets or deny them the heat needed to continue? what happens to the universe itself over time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34735866)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:09 AM
Author: boyish shrine persian

You can't trust scientists on the weather tomorrow, you gonna trust them on solar dynamics and the end of plate tectonics a BILLION years from now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728514)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

fine forget the greenhouse gas stuff. we still only have 7.5 billion years before earth is engulfed by the sun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728516)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: boyish shrine persian

oh no!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728622)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: cream karate

we need to record the xo archives onto a gold disc and launch it into space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728520)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: violet keepsake machete

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728527)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:16 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

POTUS tied up on alien ship: What do you want from us? We'll give you anything. Anything!

Alien: *seethes* blank bummmmppps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728548)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Vivacious Twisted Spot Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728555)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: boyish shrine persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728637)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: exhilarant cumskin associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728658)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: cream karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728661)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: startling vermilion private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34735875)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling sound barrier nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728529)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: ruby indian lodge organic girlfriend

We have no choice but interstellar colonization. A billion years should be plenty of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728553)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

How far away is the nearest Earth-like planet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728584)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: exhilarant cumskin associate

"earth-like" is probably a stretch, but there are rocky planets in the habitable zone of proxima centauri i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728626)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

how fast are spacecraft now compared to light speed? shit's only 4 light years away if you had a fast ship wouldn't be impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728638)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:30 AM
Author: exhilarant cumskin associate

just need to keep up the NASA minority outreach and we'll be there in no time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728643)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

black astronaut riding to Proxima Centauri with his seat fully reclined subwoofers rattling the heat resistant panels on the ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728649)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: exhilarant cumskin associate

catcalling alien chicks with fat asses out dat spaceship window

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728656)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:36 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728668)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: razzle know-it-all sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728629)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: exhilarant cumskin associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728617)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling sound barrier nibblets

diaper planet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728624)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: boyish shrine persian

it will require us freezing embryos to as close to 0 Kelvin as we can to slow down aging (stop cellular metabolism/senescence), because we can't travel fast enough to get anywhere in a reasonable timeframe, assuming we can figure out how to unfreeze the embryos and raise them into adult humans (likely with robot parents on the ship and videos to educate them), and hopefully those people in the ship can figure out if the planet we shot them at is good or not for habitation (most likely not) and settle it

We do this maybe 10, 20, 50 thousand ships with embryos and robots, if there is a habitable planet maybe we will get lucky with ONE of those ships and everything goes right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728635)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:36 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

your future son standing next to robo-dad: who the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728667)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: razzle know-it-all sanctuary

presumably when we're at the point where we're contemplating interstellar travel we'll figure out how to travel a bit faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728683)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

good thing we have all our best researchers optimizing ad impressions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728707)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:48 AM
Author: boyish shrine persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728720)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine fiercely-loyal halford

ITT: a low-t beta literally worries about earths fate in a billion years instead of fucking a new girl today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728625)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:30 AM
Author: boyish shrine persian

you're closer to an animal than you are to us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728644)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:33 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

(guy who sprays his seed everywhere with nothing to show for it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728653)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:35 AM
Author: yapping theater

Look man, megacomputers are going to be built inside a Martian crater and will hold digitalized people chilling in cyberspace for millenia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728663)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34730273)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Excitant zippy dingle berry fat ankles

San Junipero

entirely digital existence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34735882)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 1:48 AM
Author: useless garnet dilemma

So I walk upon high

And I stepped to the edge

To see my world below

And I laugh at myself

While the tears roll down

'Cause it's the world I know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34728723)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: Vibrant School Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34729607)



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Date: November 20th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: startling vermilion private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3803163&forum_id=2#34735883)