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Dinosaurs never existed/Christian logic
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:52 PM Author: marvelous nibblets Among other odd quirks to his nature, Mariners designated hitter Carl Everett denies that dinosaurs ever existed. He was quoted as saying, "The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can' say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex." He also derided fossils of dinosaur bones as man-made fakes. This caused Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy to dub Everett 'Jurassic Carl.'
What about dinosaur bones?
"Made by man," he says. |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:56 PM Author: haunting swashbuckling institution multi-billionaire "You can' say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them."
so, uhh, how can someone say that god exists? |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:56 PM Author: marvelous nibblets Bible says so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351097) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:57 PM Author: Dark yarmulke juggernaut Because he's in the Bible.
Don't confuse poor Carl. |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:59 PM Author: haunting swashbuckling institution multi-billionaire haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351126) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:56 PM Author: Dark yarmulke juggernaut Someone actually SAW Adam and Eve? What a fucking fool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351091) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:58 PM Author: henna resort police squad Notice how nobody saw Adam and Steve? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351107) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:59 PM Author: Dark yarmulke juggernaut Jeebus hates da gheys! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351124) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:00 PM Author: haunting swashbuckling institution multi-billionaire adam was on the down low and steve had to be careful. but he was there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351135) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: bat shit crazy tattoo dysfunction Lillith was there.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351140) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: Emerald boistinker So god did create homos: Steve and Lilith? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351145) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:01 PM Author: marvelous nibblets Brokeback Mount Sinai?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351143) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:02 PM Author: henna resort police squad adam was a bottom? christ, no wonder the ghey gene lived on. should have been eve 'n' steve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351148) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:05 PM Author: haunting swashbuckling institution multi-billionaire considering he had already had a rib removed, couldnt adam just have done a Marilyn Manson, rather than become a ghey? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351170) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:07 PM Author: henna resort police squad seems like adam would have preferred to be a nullo. lillith turned him ghey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351184) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:14 PM Author: Emerald boistinker I wish he had had another rib removed and placed strategically you know where. I dont appreciate that our cocks dont have bones in them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351260) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:58 PM Author: big dull school weed whacker Hahahahaha
He had some very harsh comments about gay people last season. He's crazy. |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:58 PM Author: bat shit crazy tattoo dysfunction What are you trying to prove? That some nutters on the far right doesn't believe in the existence of dinosaurs?
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Date: March 16th, 2006 1:59 PM Author: marvelous nibblets "some"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351123) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:00 PM Author: bat shit crazy tattoo dysfunction I am a Christian, and every Christian I know doesn't debate the issue of dinosaurs.
Especially considering that the existence/non existence of dinosaurs has no role whatsoever in the Bible's greater purpose. |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:02 PM Author: Vigorous Dun Field Filthpig Sounds like you are an apostate who isn't a real Christian, then.
http://www.drdino.com/ |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:06 PM Author: bat shit crazy tattoo dysfunction You certainly aren't in a position to judge people who call themselves chistians. As with every religion, there are nutters on both the left and the right and of all stripes. I simply resent the attempts on this board to portray all christians as of the same cloth.
*rolls eyes* the existence of dinosaurs certainly have been a major discussion point in the various denominations over the past two thousand years. Sure. Just like we don't talk about the Giants mentioned once or twice in the old testament, or Adam's first wife, Lillith. These are completely irrelevant points and only the wackos worry about them. |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:08 PM Author: haunting swashbuckling institution multi-billionaire adam had another wife? in which version of the bible? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351196) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:09 PM Author: henna resort police squad It's all in the Gospel of Gulliver.
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:10 PM Author: henna resort police squad seriously, Giants in Genesis 6:4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351212) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:15 PM Author: Vigorous Dun Field Filthpig You're not a true Xtian, dude. You believe in unscriptural shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351275) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:16 PM Author: henna resort police squad Check out the thread about a west virginia man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351284) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:03 PM Author: Dark yarmulke juggernaut "Especially considering that the existence/non existence of dinosaurs has no role whatsoever in the Bible's greater purpose."
Which is to placate morons and get them to pay money to build huge Jesuaries.
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:06 PM Author: bat shit crazy tattoo dysfunction Sorry, but you are incorrect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351180) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:13 PM Author: haunting swashbuckling institution multi-billionaire hahaha pretty much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351248) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:02 PM Author: Emerald boistinker Why do you think these threads are always about proving something? You see an asinine quote, you post it. Thats the XOXO way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351153) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:08 PM Author: bat shit crazy tattoo dysfunction There's a good chuck of people on this board who have a particular dislike or even hatred of Christianity. All religions and ideologies come with their asinine quotes, but it os ones by wacko fundamentalist christians that only seems to attract attention.
It is just as annoying as the quotes that start by saying "All Americans...." which is ridiculous, of course. |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:11 PM Author: Emerald boistinker "All religions and ideologies come with their asinine quotes, but it os ones by wacko fundamentalist christians that only seems to attract attention." I guess you werent around for the danish cartoon feast of islam, nor for the countless jewclaw/usury jokes. You seem to suffer from the same fate as Mastodon, who thinks that Chicago is the only school that is bashed here. This makes you somewhat unlikeable |
Date: March 16th, 2006 1:59 PM Author: sadistic erotic mad-dog skullcap dragons exist according to the bible, but nooooo dinosaurs! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351118) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:08 PM Author: exciting church sandwich well the bones were clearly man-made and planted to discredit the bible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351194) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:11 PM Author: Dark yarmulke juggernaut I admire the ability of people to either (a) have the foresight to create these bones and bury them tens of thousands of years ago or (b) bury them in solid rock and in the sides of mountains and shit without disturbing the surrounding rock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351226) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:15 PM Author: sadistic erotic mad-dog skullcap no, thats all bullshit. they just say they found it in rock, but didnt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351268) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:17 PM Author: Dark yarmulke juggernaut What about those national and state parks that have dino bones in the rock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351288) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:23 PM Author: sadistic erotic mad-dog skullcap ive never seen those national and state parks. they dont exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351343) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: Concupiscible claret bawdyhouse Still far better than jewish or muslim logic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351500) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:42 PM Author: Sienna wild idiot sex offender Think about how crazy it must have seemed when dinosaur fossils were first discovered and people figure out what they belonged to. It'd be like if we learned today that griffins and pegasuses were real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351511) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:43 PM Author: Concupiscible claret bawdyhouse Much more revolutionary than that, actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351519) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:47 PM Author: Sienna wild idiot sex offender Scientifically speaking, yeah. I'm just referring to the shock of learning that things that were basically dragons (minus the fire-breathing) once roamed the planet. Of course, this was all back in the 1800's; a lot of people probably believed in dragons anyway, so it might not have been such a huge surprise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351553) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 2:48 PM Author: Bateful internal respiration messiness Crazy Carl is a fucking idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=380601&forum_id=2#5351558) |