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POLL: will evan SMASH dat checkout girl's MUSH or will he cop out like a BITCH

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less prop...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/21/17
and what did you more or less do last night? option A) SM...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/21/17
option B) then. got it, bitch.
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
How dare you
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/21/17
dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly ...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorr...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/21/17
ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/21/17
(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
Why do you want me to fail?
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/21/17
i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you ...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. Sh...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/21/17
you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly ...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into he...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/21/17
(erectile dysfunction fag)
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are...
Henna lodge
  12/21/17
Understood
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/21/17
U follow thru on this advice champ?
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/03/18
lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
I stand with evan!
Trip office
  12/21/17
maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even mana...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/21/17
He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds ...
contagious roast beef
  12/21/17
...
seedy copper feces
  12/21/17
assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes throu...
Jet coldplay fan hell
  12/21/17
He's gonna maek it
Stirring mother
  12/21/17
there is no girl, hth
thirsty bull headed alpha
  12/21/17
I bet he bitches out like a fag
Unholy Orchestra Pit Love Of Her Life
  12/21/17
...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/22/17
Cr. I hope he does
khaki haunting theater stage
  12/28/17
CRRRRRRRRRRR
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/13/18
I love evan and want him to stay a fag (booooom)
Unholy Orchestra Pit Love Of Her Life
  01/13/18
lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fuckin...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/22/17
So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch o...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/22/17
Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/22/17
I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it. Bu...
magenta laughsome rehab
  12/22/17
<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/22/17
I will have her.
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/22/17
any movement?
Razzle School Faggot Firefighter
  12/26/17
Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, p...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/26/17
she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her
Orange exhilarant ape
  12/26/17
I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when ...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/26/17
the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fic...
Orange exhilarant ape
  12/26/17
Yeah, I know.
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/26/17
Any movement evan?
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/03/18
...
thirsty bull headed alpha
  12/26/17
You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swea...
Mint church
  12/26/17
Tomorrow
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/26/17
any movement?
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/13/18
didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED...
Razzle School Faggot Firefighter
  12/26/17
Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/26/17
seems like something you should have accounted for but didn'...
Razzle School Faggot Firefighter
  12/26/17
How dare you
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/26/17
just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because y...
Razzle School Faggot Firefighter
  12/26/17
The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things ar...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/26/17
(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his d...
Razzle School Faggot Firefighter
  12/26/17
Okay, now you're just pissing me off.
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/26/17
lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH it's LJL u thi...
Razzle School Faggot Firefighter
  12/26/17
cot damn i say COT DAMN!
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/13/18
...
Mint church
  12/26/17
CRRRRRRRRR
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/13/18
why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to...
Bisexual jet-lagged heaven
  12/26/17
no offense evan, you're 180
Bisexual jet-lagged heaven
  12/26/17
I might enjoy it, who knows.
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/26/17
Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankle...
Orange exhilarant ape
  12/26/17
Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gapi...
Mint church
  12/26/17
update? evan did u smash?
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/28/17
No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a d...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/28/17
you're just making excuses for yourself: Date: December ...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/28/17
The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's ...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/28/17
Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right"...
Mint church
  12/28/17
not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/29/17
...
Jet coldplay fan hell
  12/29/17
...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/28/17
guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong
Iridescent Irate Property
  12/28/17
He gave assurances
Jet coldplay fan hell
  12/29/17
I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/29/17
Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last we...
Jet coldplay fan hell
  12/29/17
We're both kind of shy. Give it time.
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/29/17
So when are you gonna fuck her?
Jet coldplay fan hell
  12/29/17
We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never preten...
swashbuckling goal in life
  12/29/17
except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u ...
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/31/17
evan?
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/31/17
evan?
Sooty mischievous stage
  12/31/17
Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/03/18
He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.
180 insanely creepy background story center
  01/03/18
...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/03/18
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Sooty mischievous stage
  01/03/18
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Sooty mischievous stage
  01/03/18
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Sooty mischievous stage
  01/03/18
evan any movement on this?
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/03/18
Lol evan u fag
hairless pervert
  01/03/18
...
insecure costumed indian lodge
  01/03/18
cr. evan where are we on this?
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/03/18
...
translucent stag film
  01/03/18
Any movement here Evan?
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/04/18
make any progress today evan?
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/05/18
...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/05/18
He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.
Big impressive jewess
  01/05/18
cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts ...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/05/18
you gonna smash tonight evan?
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/05/18
evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/06/18
big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/06/18
evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take h...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/08/18
Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.
Amber Very Tactful Corn Cake
  01/08/18
*evan wears GoPro for wknd* *uploads 32 hrs of camera tra...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/08/18
...
Massive Locale
  01/11/18
...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/08/18
evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknig...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/11/18
did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/11/18
evan have you made ANY progress????
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/11/18
it's the freaking weekend. do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/13/18
lulzy thread
Excitant internet-worthy nowag affirmative action
  01/13/18
seriously who the fuck cAres
aqua menage
  01/13/18
evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ....
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/15/18
another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><>&l...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/16/18
...
idiotic ladyboy spot
  01/17/18
OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/17/18
Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM Author: evan39 Goddamm...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/17/18
LJL http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&m...
Sooty mischievous stage
  01/19/18


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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

like his taking the LSAT, investing in crypto, copping a non-grocery jerb, or generally succeeding at anything....

i'd bet all 100 of my ETH that he cops out like a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973169)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

I will destroy that pussy, believe me. She more or less propositioned me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973170)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

and what did you more or less do last night?

option A) SMASH dat MUSHY

option B) cop out like a BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973172)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

I'm taking my time with her. Despite what she was hinting at, I think she's still kind of shy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973174)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

option B) then. got it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973175)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973176)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

dude look at your life up to this point. you're not exactly a closer.

this 'girl' you're supposedly into has basically straddled your lap buck ass naked and you haven't done shit. according to you it's not because you're a pussy you're "just taking your time."

look back on the opportunities in your life now gone by. were you "just taking your time" with them? how'd that turn out, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973178)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

ok evan. be sure to bump this thread after you've broken her twat with an assertive not-at-all-performance-anxiety-limp dick'd pounding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973182)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

She won't be able to walk when I'm finished with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973183)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

(39 year old 'manfag' who's permalimp from anxiety and self-hate and has had fewer than 10 successful sexual encounters in his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973184)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

Why do you want me to fail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973188)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:34 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

i don't *want* you to fail. but you're fucking weak and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973189)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

I'm getting stronger and more confident across the board. She sees something in me, even if you don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973190)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

you're 40 and work at a grocery store. you post constantly about how you're going to make a business or put money in a risky investment vehicle or how you've been getting "really good" at logic games on your last few practice tests.

but year in and year out, you literally do nothing and make zero progress with any of it, despite your supposed (((intelligence))).

here's a protip evan. girls *WANT* to see something in guys, and will go out of their way to seek out that diamond in the rough after they've gotten their twat blown out by CHAD. problem is they can ALWAYS see/smell/taste/sense *weakness* and if they smell weakness on you they'll treat you like the limp dick fag you are, and seek a girthy cock pounding from an alpha pumo like me while giggling and laughing behind your back about how she always has to tell you "it's ok we can just cuddle" but in reality she thinks you're a fucking homo fag. which you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973195)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

I will think of this poast when I'm shooting my load into her cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973203)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:50 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

(erectile dysfunction fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973207)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 AM
Author: Henna lodge

Do not take your time. This is not a “straight” guy you are Truro fuck here. Be aggressive or you will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973191)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

Understood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973194)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:00 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

U follow thru on this advice champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069035)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:41 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

lol why even give this fag advice. he's already friend-zone'd himself five times over.

he's a LOSER. he's doing very poorly. his shitty 642 sq/ft apt is a disaster, believe me. and he spends all his time queening it up on some fag message board that enables his queerness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973197)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: Trip office

I stand with evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973171)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:42 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

maybe you do. but evan's dick does not. if he ever even manages to get up the nerve to kiss this chick (unlikely) that clitty peen is gonna be limp as a wet noodle when she pulls it out w a look of disgust on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973198)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:06 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977385)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

no one has any forward looking projections on whether evan39 gets his dick wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977446)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: contagious roast beef

He will get his dick wet next week, during the later rounds of MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977489)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:22 PM
Author: seedy copper feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977497)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Jet coldplay fan hell

assuming the entire thing is not flame, no way he goes through with it.

And definitely not by tonight like he said above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977625)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: Stirring mother

He's gonna maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977656)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: thirsty bull headed alpha

there is no girl, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977661)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 4:37 PM
Author: Unholy Orchestra Pit Love Of Her Life

I bet he bitches out like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34977664)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982623)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: khaki haunting theater stage

Cr. I hope he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028436)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

CRRRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145910)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:59 AM
Author: Unholy Orchestra Pit Love Of Her Life

I love evan and want him to stay a fag

(booooom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145923)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 7:54 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

lol so as predicted evan marshmallow dicked it like a fucking fag. he's doing very poorly and he'll never get a bitch pregnant or even penetrate her. SAD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34982618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

So Evan did u smash like you assured us you would or bitch out and spend the evening poasting about FLW and other dumb xo bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34983899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

Evan did you deliver on your guarantee and smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985213)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: magenta laughsome rehab

I worry he won't be assertive enough and will blow it.

But I'm pulling for you, Evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34985897)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:54 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987382)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

I will have her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34987393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:29 AM
Author: Razzle School Faggot Firefighter

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008359)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

Lots of flirting the other night, accompanied by her deep, piercing gaze. She actually toyed with me by pretending to be "going home early" and then laughed when she saw my predictable disappointment. She's so cute and makes me feel unnngh every time. We'll see what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008386)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:38 AM
Author: Orange exhilarant ape

she isn't a teenager, grab her and slobber on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008388)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

I know, believe me. There was one moment in particular when her little friends crowded around her at lunch, and I didn't really have the opportunity to sit with her. She looked at me with longing in her eyes (not flame) and I was like fuuuuuck :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008393)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: Orange exhilarant ape

the thing about women, Evan, is that they are incredibly fickle... you have to move kind of fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008409)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

Yeah, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

Any movement evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069037)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: thirsty bull headed alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008435)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:41 AM
Author: Mint church

You're going to walk in on her blowing a guy like me, I swear it. Make a move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008395)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

Tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008396)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:45 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

any movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145911)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:42 AM
Author: Razzle School Faggot Firefighter

didn't u give assurances that you would already have SMASHED her pussy like 4 days ago?

you seem like a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008397)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

Yeah, but we've had several days off due to the holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008401)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:46 AM
Author: Razzle School Faggot Firefighter

seems like something you should have accounted for but didn't b/c ur a low IQ grocer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008410)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008413)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 AM
Author: Razzle School Faggot Firefighter

just admit you're never going to pound on dat MUSH because you're mentally weak and have been incel for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008415)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

The tension between us is increasing, and I'm sure things are going my way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008423)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:18 AM
Author: Razzle School Faggot Firefighter

(literal fag who hasn't put his dick in anything since his dad resignedly bought him a hooker at the age of 17, knowing full well he'd never get it up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008446)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

Okay, now you're just pissing me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008452)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:48 AM
Author: Razzle School Faggot Firefighter

lol who cares ur literally a fucking BITCH

it's LJL u thinking can roll up on a down-ass-nigga and talk shit bout how u gonna smash dat MUSHY MUSH but i can smell a bitchmade fag w/ a noodle dick a mile away HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008498)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

cot damn i say COT DAMN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145914)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:58 AM
Author: Mint church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008428)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:46 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

CRRRRRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145913)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:24 AM
Author: Bisexual jet-lagged heaven

why are you guys trying to get a self admitted homosexual to have intercourse with a woman? For the lulz when he sees that stinky gash and has to climb out the bathroom window?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008459)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:26 AM
Author: Bisexual jet-lagged heaven

no offense evan, you're 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008462)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

I might enjoy it, who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008465)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:35 AM
Author: Orange exhilarant ape

Spinner, bent over the checkout, yoga pants around her ankles; evan trying to decide which of her holes to fill with his throbbing checkout laser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008478)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 4:40 AM
Author: Mint church

Based on his description, you just know this girl has a gaping maw between her two hams. I almost feel bad for the little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35008487)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

update? evan did u smash?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028406)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 5:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

No, but the girl has shown continued interest. She's not a dumb cunt like the typical woman, and probably enjoys getting to know someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028432)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

you're just making excuses for yourself:

Date: December 21st, 2017 4:21 AM

Author: evan39

Fair points. I'll close the deal when I see her again tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#34973180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028672)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

The moment wasn't right. I'm not some aggressive Chad who's just gonna walk over and be like, "Hey Stacey, want sum fuk?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35028683)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Mint church

Stop being a pussy. The time will never be "right".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029999)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

not our fault you made a guarantee and then bitched out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031707)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:29 AM
Author: Jet coldplay fan hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032749)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 7:56 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35029381)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Iridescent Irate Property

guys, stop bullying evan39 ITT pls he did nothing wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35030021)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Jet coldplay fan hell

He gave assurances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35031910)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

I'll ask her out (again) the next time I see her. Nothing to lose at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032757)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:34 AM
Author: Jet coldplay fan hell

Ask her out?? You guaranteed you were going to smash last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032761)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

We're both kind of shy. Give it time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032765)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:40 AM
Author: Jet coldplay fan hell

So when are you gonna fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032773)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 5:41 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life

We'll see what happens. I'm not a Chad and have never pretended to be one. Maybe a few dates, then we'll "hang out" at her place or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35032776)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

except u DID pretend to be a Chad and call your shot that u were gonna SMASH in this very thread and then you did fuck all like a little bitch.

so, as if i even need to ask? any movement?

<><><NO MOVEMENT><><> ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051557)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051570)



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Date: December 31st, 2017 7:01 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35051923)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:54 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

Evan = bitchmade wet noodle faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 3:19 AM
Author: 180 insanely creepy background story center

He hasn't followed Corey Wayne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35069069)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070080)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35070477)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071686)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35071767)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

evan any movement on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073565)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: hairless pervert

Lol evan u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073746)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: insecure costumed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073749)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

cr. evan where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073771)



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Date: January 3rd, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: translucent stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35073753)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

Any movement here Evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35077657)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

make any progress today evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085149)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085220)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 12:24 AM
Author: Big impressive jewess

He will lose his boner at the moment of truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35085239)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

cr evan is NOT a closer and just reading his regular poasts it's clear he's had *serious* problems with ED all his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35086175)



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Date: January 5th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

you gonna smash tonight evan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35090434)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

evan did u SMASH dat mushy mush last nite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35096570)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

big saturday date lined up evan? 3 dates and SMASH amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35098866)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

evan did u smash this weekend? How many dates did you take her out on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108139)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Amber Very Tactful Corn Cake

Brother, wear a gopro so we can experience it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108201)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

*evan wears GoPro for wknd*

*uploads 32 hrs of camera trained on computer in shitty apt w screen jumping bw xo and gay porn*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35108337)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:24 AM
Author: Massive Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130780)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35110277)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:10 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

evan did u invite chick over for a "chill" weeknight date and then SMASH the FUKKKKKKK outta dat MUSHY MUSH??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130736)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:14 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

did evan SMASH dat bitch's MUSHY??????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130743)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 4:33 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

evan have you made ANY progress????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35130805)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 3:37 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

it's the freaking weekend.

do ya'll think evan39 SMASHED dat MUSHY MUSH 2nite or do u think he's more of a saturday date wine-and-dine-and-SMASH type of guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35145906)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Excitant internet-worthy nowag affirmative action

lulzy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148869)



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Date: January 13th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: aqua menage

seriously who the fuck cAres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35148887)



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Date: January 15th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

evan this thread has been active for approximately 30 days ...

if u have SMASHED plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35158968)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

another weekend of <><><NOSMASH><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35170726)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: idiotic ladyboy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175077)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

OUTLOOK | NOT | SO | GOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175129)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

Date: January 17th, 2018 11:08 AM

Author: evan39

Goddammit. Dude is late-twenties and just broke up with some bitch. And based on his social media, he has a kid, too. But who is he after now? You guessed it. I had to watch this shit for hours. Chad is, like, sooooo funny Evan! Hahaha stoooooppp Chad hahaha

Doesn't Chad EVER get enough?

(Yes, this is real)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3862552&forum_id=2#35175064)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35175292)



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Date: January 19th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Sooty mischievous stage

LJL

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3863946&mc=47&forum_id=2#35185827

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3836274&forum_id=2#35187509)