Date: January 17th, 2018 10:24 PM Author: offensive love of her life stain
Hi Krampusnacht, two questions.
First, I saw you touch on this in another thread, but I wonder if you could elaborate on the popularity of IFNB in the trucker community, particularly east of the Mississippi.
Second, I wonder if you could comment on the lot lizard scene in the midwest (i.e. Denver and surrounds), which does not appear to be subject to any naked market-allocation agreement under the Treaty of Breezewood [1]:
For example, how do truckers in that area fare with more competition? Better off or worse off? I promise your answers will be off the record and not deemed admissible in the pending In re Breezewood Antitrust Litigation, No. 17-cv-6483 (M.D. Pa.).
Date: January 17th, 2018 10:45 PM Author: blathering senate codepig
I was very surprised to learn that Carlos Monza is actually incredibly popular among truckers. As you know, many truckers use stimulants to stay awake during long hauls, and as such they're much more likely than the general population to believe that as long as assballs enhance GIRTH and PERFORMANCE, they ought to be allowed in the professional game.
Of course, truckers don't have time to stop at a professional IFNB cock show - there are rarely true naked muscle show events along rural I-65. So there's an entire network of semi-pro or amateur MUSCLE COCK events along major truck routes. The most (in)famous one is hosted by South of the Border, the famous Mexican-themed truck stop along I-95 in South Carolina (https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/stock-video-south-border-truck-stop-k-tourist-attraction-town-called-carolina-78999001.jpg). They hold the annual "El Grande" tournament competed in by low level amateurs and washed-up pros who nonetheless can pack a massive TRUCK STICK. A controversial aspect of this event is that all the participants take on stereotypical "Mexican" personas to fit the truck stop theme, even though most are not Mexican. The legendary ten time champion Chuy "EL MONSTRUO" Gonzalez, who was famous for timing his loads with key verses from the Mexican national anthem, was actually a Cuban emigre from Miami named Maikel Acevedo. Modern activists generally condemn the activity. Still, while the competition at the old El Grande is not that great, it's worth showing up a day BEFORE the event, to see all of the MUSCLE STUDS being measured at the Weigh Station while a sea of RIG PIGS looks on in admiration.
Date: January 17th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: blathering senate codepig
As for truckers in area where doobs or Peterman have not cleared out all the competition: it's a double edged sword. Do they have lower prices? Yes. But they're fucking a different lot lizard every day. When you are in a different city every hour and your life is a constant change of scenery, you grow to appreciate the fact that doobs and peterman stay the same. Or, mostly the same, obviously they suffer wear and tear.
Date: January 17th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: blathering senate codepig
Doobs knows that this isn't a sprint to see who can guzzle the most gallons of trucker cum in a year - this is a marathon (often literally at a Marathon station, no less) to see who can make the most rig pigs SQUEAL WITH DELIGHT over a lengthy career of taking TRUCKER COCK
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