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Email culture shit in biglaw is lolzy

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greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night
  02/28/18
Describe
aqua sweet tailpipe nursing home
  02/28/18
you have to put the addressees in order of firm seniority wh...
Godawful genital piercing
  02/28/18
Lol what kind of kike new yawker firm are you at? My firm do...
aqua sweet tailpipe nursing home
  02/28/18
Client: "Haha totally chill bro!" *later, to pa...
Boyish business firm newt
  02/28/18
(guy not at a peer firm)
Irradiated Theater Stage Wagecucks
  02/28/18
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sepia bossy twinkling uncleanness stage
  02/28/18
How's DLA?
Maize bull headed athletic conference
  02/28/18
Clients alphabetically; Partners alphabetically; Associates ...
Slate rehab
  02/28/18
lol sure. Rainmaker partner Zinkelstein is going to be perf...
Irradiated Theater Stage Wagecucks
  02/28/18
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Boyish business firm newt
  02/28/18
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ocher narrow-minded laser beams
  02/28/18
The is no Zorn or Zutrof?
Crystalline galvanic degenerate indian lodge
  02/28/18
At my firm, some partners would go ballistic if not ordered ...
Irradiated Theater Stage Wagecucks
  02/28/18
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razzle hot property
  02/28/18
I'll bet the worst were the partners who were counting from ...
floppy translucent church building
  02/28/18
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Orchid swashbuckling sound barrier public bath
  03/01/18
i can confirm this pathetic behavior
Iridescent Aggressive Meetinghouse Place Of Business
  03/03/18
Sometimes there's a valid reason for it. I'll have 40 ppl in...
Maize bull headed athletic conference
  02/28/18
And if people can't govern themselves accordingly, we're no ...
crusty mad cow disease
  02/28/18
(confucius)
Tan mildly autistic ticket booth
  03/01/18
180
Crimson irate shrine roast beef
  03/03/18
I was lectured on this. It’s real. I also got yelled at ...
gold gay wizard
  02/28/18
lol how do u guys deal with this shit
appetizing disrespectful reading party doctorate
  02/28/18
I left lol
gold gay wizard
  02/28/18
The money
Irradiated Theater Stage Wagecucks
  02/28/18
Alcohol
Violet titillating principal's office sex offender
  02/28/18
Some of us suck trucker cock.
Fiercely-loyal contagious telephone
  03/01/18
Tbf he was right u dimwit
sepia bossy twinkling uncleanness stage
  02/28/18
Ljl at permitting any conjunctions at all
misanthropic smoky stock car
  02/28/18
"Conjunctions?" We need to talk.
Claret Nowag
  02/28/18
ljl at not knowing the definition of “conjunction”
gold gay wizard
  03/01/18
What is your function?
tripping gaping legal warrant
  03/01/18
Is this a Julia moniker or an imposter
Sexy step-uncle's house lettuce
  03/03/18
*cannot
Metal faggotry corner
  02/28/18
yep
Cocky New Version
  02/28/18
Sounds like the DOD. Once got chewed out by some random CAPT...
Violet titillating principal's office sex offender
  02/28/18
he probably just got done getting buttfucked by the LCDR and...
Godawful genital piercing
  03/01/18
lol Did you tell him you don't really give a shit?
bright soggy blood rage
  03/03/18
I do this even inhouse and look down upon anyone who doesn't...
flesh laughsome skinny woman
  02/28/18
i often intentionally email the associates at biglaw firms a...
heady base community account
  03/03/18
Oh I thought you meant how they’re sent 24/7
out-of-control coldplay fan
  02/28/18
This thread is all flame right?
Slippery windowlicker
  02/28/18
yes, the pumo is flame
Boyish business firm newt
  02/28/18
It’s true. All of it,
sepia bossy twinkling uncleanness stage
  02/28/18
plz handle thank
Amber Piazza Jewess
  02/28/18
(Senior partner)
greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night
  02/28/18
Will do. Thanks!
alcoholic alpha therapy
  02/28/18
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Glittery dog poop
  02/28/18
How long will I last if I deliberately send out 100% of my e...
pink location hissy fit
  02/28/18
that's lunacy
Cocky New Version
  02/28/18
only 1 way 2 find out
appetizing disrespectful reading party doctorate
  02/28/18
Go get some bankers boxes from the mailroom asap
sepia bossy twinkling uncleanness stage
  02/28/18
Literally never once encountered this or thought about this ...
180 nofapping office party of the first part
  02/28/18
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Marvelous Private Investor
  02/28/18
In my experience 90% of biglawyers do this. Especially at to...
Razzle-dazzle cream field
  02/28/18
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Excitant Misunderstood Trust Fund Stag Film
  02/28/18
(Not a biglawmo)
misanthropic smoky stock car
  02/28/18
If you’re emailing the CEO, CFO and a senior finance person ...
sepia bossy twinkling uncleanness stage
  02/28/18
wtf. I would list them in whatever order I typed them in, a...
lake vigorous faggot firefighter heaven
  02/28/18
Friend in NYC biglaw told me the partners' names show up in ...
Wonderful navy spot
  02/28/18
PTSD
Vivacious associate son of senegal
  02/28/18
Don't you do smalllaw T+E?
Lavender Aromatic School Cafeteria Giraffe
  02/28/18
Denver but solid biglaw Denver. Also the shit how associate...
greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night
  02/28/18
Please r8 Brownstein.
Maize bull headed athletic conference
  02/28/18
i told everyone on my team that i don't read my emails. u...
Spectacular amethyst ratface
  02/28/18
This must be a litigation thing where a single email to the ...
lake vigorous faggot firefighter heaven
  02/28/18
Maybe it's changed. That's been standard since I started in ...
Razzle-dazzle cream field
  02/28/18
like when you send a random email to a client regarding a de...
lake vigorous faggot firefighter heaven
  02/28/18
Yeah. People pop in names by seniority. Clients at banks and...
Razzle-dazzle cream field
  02/28/18
Got a midlaw partner bro who does this and is the worst bcc ...
Startled kitty cat garrison
  02/28/18
Lolyers are such pathetic cucks
Wonderful navy spot
  02/28/18
The shit you can get away with if you're even just a little ...
Startled kitty cat garrison
  02/28/18
Describe
aqua sweet tailpipe nursing home
  02/28/18
i usually put the emails in order of the people I actually d...
frozen site organic girlfriend
  02/28/18
describe billing but not doing anything
greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night
  02/28/18
reading the emails I send and billing "2.0 - attend to ...
frozen site organic girlfriend
  02/28/18
heh - 180
greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night
  02/28/18
biglaw is essentially a contest of who can keep a shit-eatin...
Glittery dog poop
  02/28/18
what's your strategy when you have 2 or 3 associates in the ...
spruce diverse library ladyboy
  02/28/18
With associates, no worries. Just let it do. When dealing...
Maize bull headed athletic conference
  03/01/18
jfc kill yourself
Lascivious digit ratio house
  03/01/18
Is this thread all flame? Spent 7+ years at a top 10 biglaw...
lake vigorous faggot firefighter heaven
  03/01/18
I wish this were flame brotherman
Razzle-dazzle cream field
  03/01/18
(Denver midlawyer)
Orchid swashbuckling sound barrier public bath
  03/01/18
Not flame.
nighttime coral area
  03/01/18
good to know. I might have left two years earlier if I had ...
lake vigorous faggot firefighter heaven
  03/01/18
*Joker moves ur fingers over CTRL-V to paste name partner in...
supple gas station roommate
  03/01/18
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Maize bull headed athletic conference
  03/01/18
*diamond cuts u* Get THESE hands, bitch! Strowman, you've...
kink-friendly free-loading point national security agency
  03/01/18
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cowardly yapping abode
  03/03/18
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mint national
  03/03/18
This is completely insane. God help you all. What diff does...
duck-like den voyeur
  03/03/18
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greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night
  03/03/18
lol
Odious Maroon Locale Mediation
  03/03/18
lol that this was briefly stickied
house-broken submissive selfie
  03/03/18


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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504630)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:11 AM
Author: aqua sweet tailpipe nursing home

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504661)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:16 AM
Author: Godawful genital piercing

you have to put the addressees in order of firm seniority when there are multiple recipients

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504675)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: aqua sweet tailpipe nursing home

Lol what kind of kike new yawker firm are you at? My firm doesn’t give a shit about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504682)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: Boyish business firm newt

Client: "Haha totally chill bro!"

*later, to partner*

"Make sure pumo doesnt work on this matter going forward"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504690)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Irradiated Theater Stage Wagecucks

(guy not at a peer firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504708)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: sepia bossy twinkling uncleanness stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505011)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Maize bull headed athletic conference

How's DLA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504719)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Slate rehab

Clients alphabetically; Partners alphabetically; Associates alphabetically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504691)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: Irradiated Theater Stage Wagecucks

lol sure. Rainmaker partner Zinkelstein is going to be perfectly content to be after everybody else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504696)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Boyish business firm newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504697)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: ocher narrow-minded laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504788)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:41 AM
Author: Crystalline galvanic degenerate indian lodge

The is no Zorn or Zutrof?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505124)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Irradiated Theater Stage Wagecucks

At my firm, some partners would go ballistic if not ordered "by seniority" and not everybody had the same idea of what "by seniority" meant, naturally favoring the metric that made them more "senior." As I recall the competing methodologies, there was (i) date made partner at this firm, (ii) date made partner at this firm/a "peer" firm, and (iii) date made partner at any firm, plus varying ideas of what levels of government position counted as the equivalent of "making partner." Some self-styled "senior associates" got in on the action too and wanted seniors to be listed appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504693)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: razzle hot property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505167)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: floppy translucent church building

I'll bet the worst were the partners who were counting from date made partner at a "peer" firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510641)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Orchid swashbuckling sound barrier public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35511652)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Iridescent Aggressive Meetinghouse Place Of Business

i can confirm this pathetic behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530286)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Maize bull headed athletic conference

Sometimes there's a valid reason for it. I'll have 40 ppl in an email, but will want to put the person of greatest important (whether it is seniority, pull, etc.) at the front so others know and can govern themselves accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504701)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: crusty mad cow disease

And if people can't govern themselves accordingly, we're no better than animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504782)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Tan mildly autistic ticket booth

(confucius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35515261)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Crimson irate shrine roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529725)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: gold gay wizard

I was lectured on this. It’s real.

I also got yelled at because I didn’t put an apostrophe in “can’t” one time. The partner said it made a “bad impression when we don’t use correct grammar.” Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504709)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: appetizing disrespectful reading party doctorate

lol how do u guys deal with this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504746)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: gold gay wizard

I left lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504824)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Irradiated Theater Stage Wagecucks

The money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504850)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Violet titillating principal's office sex offender

Alcohol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505078)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal contagious telephone

Some of us suck trucker cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514918)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: sepia bossy twinkling uncleanness stage

Tbf he was right u dimwit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505089)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: misanthropic smoky stock car

Ljl at permitting any conjunctions at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508522)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Claret Nowag

"Conjunctions?"

We need to talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508575)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: gold gay wizard

ljl at not knowing the definition of “conjunction”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35513143)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: tripping gaping legal warrant

What is your function?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514423)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Sexy step-uncle's house lettuce

Is this a Julia moniker or an imposter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526229)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Metal faggotry corner

*cannot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510888)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Cocky New Version

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504769)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Violet titillating principal's office sex offender

Sounds like the DOD. Once got chewed out by some random CAPT because I had him listed after a LCDR on the CC: line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505072)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Godawful genital piercing

he probably just got done getting buttfucked by the LCDR and was literally butthurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514716)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: bright soggy blood rage

lol

Did you tell him you don't really give a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529846)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: flesh laughsome skinny woman

I do this even inhouse and look down upon anyone who doesn't do it. I get nervous when I see an email listing me before a C level exec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510901)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: heady base community account

i often intentionally email the associates at biglaw firms and CC partners, or put associates' names on signature blocks for stipulations/settlements/etc just to piss them all off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35527592)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: out-of-control coldplay fan

Oh I thought you meant how they’re sent 24/7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504710)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Slippery windowlicker

This thread is all flame right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504737)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Boyish business firm newt

yes, the pumo is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504744)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: sepia bossy twinkling uncleanness stage

It’s true. All of it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505093)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Amber Piazza Jewess

plz handle thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504743)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night

(Senior partner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508354)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 AM
Author: alcoholic alpha therapy

Will do. Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504780)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Glittery dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504799)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: pink location hissy fit

How long will I last if I deliberately send out 100% of my emails going forward with junior first and senior last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35504796)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Cocky New Version

that's lunacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505008)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: appetizing disrespectful reading party doctorate

only 1 way 2 find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505097)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: sepia bossy twinkling uncleanness stage

Go get some bankers boxes from the mailroom asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505098)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: 180 nofapping office party of the first part

Literally never once encountered this or thought about this in my career. Yall are some risk averse pussies or went to some shitfirms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505001)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Marvelous Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505017)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cream field

In my experience 90% of biglawyers do this. Especially at top firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505105)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Excitant Misunderstood Trust Fund Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508386)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: misanthropic smoky stock car

(Not a biglawmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508540)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: sepia bossy twinkling uncleanness stage

If you’re emailing the CEO, CFO and a senior finance person of a major company + the CEO’s executive assistant, what order would you list their names in the email?

That’s what I thought. Keep talking shit about biglaw email etiquette.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505116)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: lake vigorous faggot firefighter heaven

wtf. I would list them in whatever order I typed them in, although probably put the EA last because I'd think of her last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508515)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Wonderful navy spot

Friend in NYC biglaw told me the partners' names show up in ALLCAPS on firm email so everyone knows how important they are ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505355)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Vivacious associate son of senegal

PTSD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505574)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Lavender Aromatic School Cafeteria Giraffe

Don't you do smalllaw T+E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35505630)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night

Denver but solid biglaw Denver. Also the shit how associates must be perfect in emails; partners will do one liners; you know the partner is prestigious as fuck when you see “Great. Thx.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508311)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Maize bull headed athletic conference

Please r8 Brownstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508368)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Spectacular amethyst ratface

i told everyone on my team that i don't read my emails.

usually if someone sends something important, the VP actually has to remind me to check my email from so and so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508395)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: lake vigorous faggot firefighter heaven

This must be a litigation thing where a single email to the client (or a partner) is of enormous importance.

I was at a top firm for many years on the transactional side, and I'm not sure this ever crossed my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508450)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cream field

Maybe it's changed. That's been standard since I started in early 2010s. Just spot checked and see partners and associates doing it from 2 V10 firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508468)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: lake vigorous faggot firefighter heaven

like when you send a random email to a client regarding a deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508512)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cream field

Yeah. People pop in names by seniority. Clients at banks and funds do it too IME.

White collar professionals are such fucking faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509739)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Startled kitty cat garrison

Got a midlaw partner bro who does this and is the worst bcc abuser I know of. I bcc him all the time back just to fuck with him. He wouldn't dream of ever telling another to follow the seniority charade. My favorites are when he deviates from order of seniority if he thought an associate did a REALLY STELLAR JOB! His version of a gold star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508497)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Wonderful navy spot

Lolyers are such pathetic cucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508529)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Startled kitty cat garrison

The shit you can get away with if you're even just a little alpha to them is great though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508547)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: aqua sweet tailpipe nursing home

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509810)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: frozen site organic girlfriend

i usually put the emails in order of the people I actually deal with and copy all of the shitheads billing but not doing anything afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35508558)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night

describe billing but not doing anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509670)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: frozen site organic girlfriend

reading the emails I send and billing "2.0 - attend to correspondence and client matters"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509699)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night

heh - 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35509800)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Glittery dog poop

biglaw is essentially a contest of who can keep a shit-eating grin on their face (both literally and metaphorically) for the longest period of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510306)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: spruce diverse library ladyboy

what's your strategy when you have 2 or 3 associates in the email chain that are the same year?

what about when it's a more senior partner and a less senior partner but it's the less senior partner's client or they just generally have a bigger book of business?

how do you order the email?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35510917)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:06 AM
Author: Maize bull headed athletic conference

With associates, no worries. Just let it do.

When dealing with partners, make the junior atty send the email. Whatever he picks you should tell him he should be careful and do the opposit next time. Wash, rinse, repwat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35511431)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Lascivious digit ratio house

jfc kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514742)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: lake vigorous faggot firefighter heaven

Is this thread all flame? Spent 7+ years at a top 10 biglaw firm with no complaints, never gave this a second thought, and no one ever mentioned it. I can't figure out if this is an XO joke, and really want to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514411)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cream field

I wish this were flame brotherman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514439)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Orchid swashbuckling sound barrier public bath

(Denver midlawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514470)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: nighttime coral area

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514475)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: lake vigorous faggot firefighter heaven

good to know. I might have left two years earlier if I had known about stupid shit like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514538)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: supple gas station roommate

*Joker moves ur fingers over CTRL-V to paste name partner in CC line after secretary*:

“introduce a little anarchy!”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514465)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Maize bull headed athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514489)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly free-loading point national security agency

*diamond cuts u*

Get THESE hands, bitch! Strowman, you've been out here week in and week out running your mouth about how you don't have a wrestlemania opponent, how you need a real challenge. Well your wrestlemania opponent is . . . ME!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35514697)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: cowardly yapping abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526193)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: mint national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35526181)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: duck-like den voyeur

This is completely insane. God help you all. What diff does it make so long as everyone gets the email. This is fucking bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35527102)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: greedy orange keepsake machete queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35529712)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Odious Maroon Locale Mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: house-broken submissive selfie

lol that this was briefly stickied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3906182&forum_id=2#35530357)