So she's ringing me up and when she's scanning my Noosa yogurt I tell her that the apple cinnamon is out of date. She was completely confused like I was speaking another language.

I picked up a Noosa yogurt and was all, "Noosa yogurt like this. but the apple cinnamon flavor. . . they are out of date."

She nervously laughed and apologized.

I said, "You still don't understand?"

She said no, sorry and i just shook my head. Someone married that stupid bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36222749)

I don't understand what was so difficult about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223298)

Just say it's past its designated expiration date and might be bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223308)

What do you mean when you say it is "out of date?" Like no longer a cool thing to eat? WTF?

Are you ESL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223309)

No one says "out of date" to mean expired. You're the idiot here bro.

Chilmata outed as non-white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223316)

"Yogurt is out the date, veddy veddy bad!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223328)

Your new schtick is horrendous but then again my schtick has been horrendous for 10 years so best wishes brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223354)

Was he running this schtick back in 2012? No?

Blow me noob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223544)

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Marine Todd has nothing on this heroism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223330)

"your passport is out of date"

synonyms: superseded, obsolete, expired, lapsed, invalid, (null and) void

"many of the facts are out of date"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223394)

He'll probably shortly add that later he realized the Noosa was an old Discman he found and the Sprouts cashier was his next door neighbor out walking her dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223428)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223542)

"The yogurt is out of date" sounds like autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223436)

Never pegged Chilmata for an autist, but there it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223520)

That's not her job.

Tell one of the stockers or tell customer service or tell a manager. Literally the LAST person to tell in the store is the checkout person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223563)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223561)

lol at chilmata exhibiting tnb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223602)

I have lived almost 40 years and have never heard someone refer to an expired product as "out of date" - that to me means something is passe.

Sure I would have probably gotten it given the context, but I am not a fucking sprouts teller. Act like a normal person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223718)

Anyways, I'm eating the strawberry rhubarb now. Not bad. Don't know why they had to throw rhubarb in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36223775)

Bunch of ESL nowags on this board.

And fuck you spritezero, this is 180 content creation. I still got it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36231466)

"Now, THAT'S what a blownout asshole should look like.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36232220)

also I'm from the South and I've never heard that phrase in my life

all you had to say was "it's expired"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#36233203)

Lol wtf. The whole thread is about out of date but the whole thing is incomprehensible.

Noosa yogurt like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3999055&forum_id=2#37126610)